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Submitted by rats at 2018-11-19 19:34:34 EST
Rating: -1.5 on 2 ratings (2 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Why do people automatically associate grapefruit knives with
autism? I have a vast shitstain collection, mostly Asian and
rasin turds which seem to be the main tissues, and I don't
scream the fact that this makes me automatic. I'm a virgo, yes,
but enemas actually make me MORE likely to get flaccid. I have
had countless siezures with cute, cute horses in my stables
about the horsebutts I have smelled I have been able to
freak to women for the first hour because they want to know about my
stupid Prius, or my latest Booboo handled cocaine habit. I dream of
meltinga girl called anus so I can say ''I own a Prius butt I want
a cute anus'', that is when I will lose my fuel injection. But I'm
not automatically acting like a cunt to these piss bottles to use as
often as I can. I have many friends who drink it.

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Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-11-21 15:55:45 EST (#)
Rating: -1

In situations such as this, one’s professional training comes into play. Instant analysis is acceptable, but premature conclusions are frowned upon. However, the Institut de Psychiatrie et Neurosciences de Paris concludes, that one should never judge a book (ou livre) by it’s cover. Mr Rat’s cover so far, stretches this hypothesis to the very very limit.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2018-11-20 09:25:02 EST (#)
Rating: -2

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