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Mr Shit Fuck 2

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-11-23 16:50:11 EST
Rating: -1.2 on 6 ratings (14 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Hello out there, to all of my bro’s and sis’s, has anyone heard from Mr Shit Fuck 2 recently? I fancied a walk down memory lane and scrolled back, back, back on good old Uber. I know we twinkies of the Lord do love our notoriety displayed in a myriad of expletives, but come on, give credit where due and all of that. In a titular see (sorry but not spelt, sea) of decay and loss of hope, to have presented a name of such profundity, such earthiness, such microbiological oneness with the oriface, is refreshing on a level only obtained by means of the crystal.
Where are you Mr Shit Fuck 2? We, the Uber brethren (if I may make so bold!), needs to know you fare well. Xx

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Submitted by Spam at 2018-12-30 14:31:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I appreciate the effort here. It speaks to me.

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-12-21 18:06:54 EST (#)

Well, if Mr Shit Fuck has indeed overdosed in a Vancouver alley, I for one lament the passing of one whose name evoked such earthiness.
To changer de sujet, I adore the American use of the verb “to suck”. “It sucks”, “quit sucking up”, is so New World. In good old Blighty speak it merely refers to straw, teat or willy and is, I fear, rather boring. Transitive verbs, however splendid, are enhanced if used in a mildly vituperative manner. Dear old Hashtag never, ever, lets the side down in this respect his transitive’s are to die for.

Submitted by Hashtag at 2018-12-16 18:43:09 EST (#)

Quit sucking up and shitfuck probably died of an OD in some Vancouver alley.

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-12-11 16:57:18 EST (#)

How perceptive, a drug of sorts, is indeed involved. My quill assumes a frisson of gay abandon when imbibing “Theakston’s OId Peculiar”. With the shutters bolted and the sheep safely in their pen, with the peat a glowing and before the candle splutters it’s last, I warily put “pen to paper”. My quest is simple, to earn from the Uberites anything above a minus two. Yes I know, pointless and unrequited, but anything that diverts from thoughts carnal, toward ovis aries, has to be celebrated.

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2018-12-08 02:05:47 EST (#)

I'm trying to guess the drug here... it must be more than pot? That's a question.


Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-11-28 17:52:54 EST (#)

Well Flack, you have done it now! I am undermined and yes, a morsel of doubt has been planted. On first perusal I immediately thought, sophomoric? Never! I double dare that to be a correct and well placed adjective! Yes, clueless I was to it’s meaning, never mind it’s grisly intent. Breathlessly I thumbed my dictionary and there it lurked, precise, rapier like in accuracy.
My House Master always said that I needed to grow up, it sadly seems, that both he and Mr Flack are in accord.

Submitted by Flack at 2018-11-27 16:55:55 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Do you guys remember back in 2005 when that guy posted about how he was looking forward to "ubering" with us.

He had a Korean looking girlfriend and some douche in the picture with a DOD CAC card hanging around his neck with a label saying he was a "cool guy.".

A lot of us just blasted the fuck out of him for posting something so sophomoric. You guys remember?

This post kind of reminded me of that, but worse.

Submitted by Dru M at 2018-11-26 09:26:35 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You think you're funny? How's that working out for you?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2018-11-26 09:13:34 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-11-26 05:10:27 EST (#)

Thank you Dru (a nom de plume, meaning I believe, manly and courageous). My fevered imagination pictured you growling out “fuck and cunt” from a hirsute barrelled chest as the Bud was sunk.
Your waspish and earthy response was nearly akin to being swished, pure delight!!

Submitted by Dru M at 2018-11-25 18:04:54 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Who is this unfunny cunt? Fuck off.

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-11-25 15:58:46 EST (#)

My dear Mr Tormentos
Your rather mild, but certainly, most civilised admonishment to me, in the face of such a vile insult to your parentage, is taken on board. It may be, my cursed Catholic conscience, but I should not have risen so readily. I wince at my insult delivered. Yes I deleted and yes you have my mea culpa. After so many years on Uber, I should have known better.
As to my excessive verbiage, unfortunately it is my default, an English “swish” buckling privé education blights you for life you know!
Now a naughty moment of hubris. I do not recall ever, a full blown apology on this site afore. Have I at last achieved a modicum of originality, whist blubbing sincere contrition?
No, I thought not, dear Uber is not that easy.

Submitted by Tormentos at 2018-11-24 21:43:02 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Your nonsense verbiage schtick is tired, deleting comments is lame, and you apparently don't recognise a classic Über reference when it's dropped on you. You fail.

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-11-24 15:32:42 EST (#)

My dear Mr Tormentos
I am also kidding when I say that your dear mother was adept at slurping on the arsehole, of the said arsehole, who beget you. The shit speck between her decayed molars was little old you.
No offence and all that.

Homer: You can let him down gently, but over the next couple of
months, I want you to break it off.

Marge: Um, okay, Homer.

Homer: Whoof! That was a close one, kids.

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