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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2018-12-26 19:11:07 EST
Rating: 0.2 on 6 ratings (12 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Seems I did remember my login from 8 years ago. Bit nuts this still limps along. Was fun, wasn't it?


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Submitted by asmasta808 at 2019-02-17 22:27:01 EST (#)
Rating: -2

no. i hate u all. im only ever here because 8chan is dead.

Submitted by Spam at 2018-12-30 14:27:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

sup Nath, Still a spy?

In other news, this:

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-12-28 16:37:12 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Absolument. I love this site with its viciousness allied with it’s bravado and God damned machismo. I suspect that Uber’s denouement is still a broth being stirred. We hang on. Names of portent like the great Silver Wolf, the enigmatic Shlongy, and that naughty boy Road Song, still sharpen the quill and scrape forth their myriad gems. You see, we all profess an ethereal uncaring attitude with our pen’s pouring forth, but I do, suspect different. I suspect, God help us all, that as time passes, there is a nascent affection for each other. Like a delicate plant struggling above the soil surface, we yearn for a moistures drop, but receive merely an unoriginal, fuck off or die! Oh good old Uber, give me the brotherhood of nastiness and cold profanity. They may hate and attempt to hurt, but God damn it, they are mine!!!

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Is probably the best thing posted to Ubersite in the last 5 years. I write this having not actually read more than 5 posts in this time and also with the suspicion that Bestmate is probably an alter of some dickhead I hated way back when. Still, real recognises real. Then again, I'm high as balls right now, otherwise I wouldn't be here. Safe.

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2018-12-28 20:13:20 EST (#)

I also want to mention that I wrote the previous thing while taking a shit. Near the end, when I thought I’d pooped it all out, I felt and heard this like mini-turd fall off my ass. Less wiping I hope wish me luck!

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2018-12-28 20:07:23 EST (#)

I think a few people respect the integrity of this site, and its purpose. I’m not sure when I originally signed up, but I think it was like 15 years ago. Kudos to bart for not giving up.

Murphy

Submitted by bart at 2018-12-28 17:59:09 EST (#)

"Bit nuts" is my nickname for Shlongy

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-12-28 16:37:12 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Absolument. I love this site with its viciousness allied with it’s bravado and God damned machismo. I suspect that Uber’s denouement is still a broth being stirred. We hang on. Names of portent like the great Silver Wolf, the enigmatic Shlongy, and that naughty boy Road Song, still sharpen the quill and scrape forth their myriad gems. You see, we all profess an ethereal uncaring attitude with our pen’s pouring forth, but I do, suspect different. I suspect, God help us all, that as time passes, there is a nascent affection for each other. Like a delicate plant struggling above the soil surface, we yearn for a moistures drop, but receive merely an unoriginal, fuck off or die! Oh good old Uber, give me the brotherhood of nastiness and cold profanity. They may hate and attempt to hurt, but God damn it, they are mine!!!

Submitted by Shlongy at 2018-12-28 13:24:05 EST (#)
Rating: -2

This isn't 2006: Relax, son.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2018-12-27 16:10:38 EST (#)

I see Shlongy is still struggling through puberty. Hang in there, champ

Submitted by Shlongy at 2018-12-27 15:29:36 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Chokes on bags of dicks, below.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2018-12-26 22:22:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2018-12-26 19:59:14 EST (#)

That's a deep cut...I forgot about the viking invasion

Submitted by RoadSong at 2018-12-26 19:53:31 EST (#)

“Aye, Jim Morrison?” He was greeted by blank looks from all his people. After a few seconds he turned back to me. “None of us appear to know of this Jim Morrison.”


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