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Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2019-01-05 16:44:12 EST
Rating: -1.38 on 10 ratings (14 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I have bared my soul. I have shown remorse in the face of vitriol. I have pluckily attempted a screen shot of the dastardly English Public School system which is guaranteed to induce a proclivity for swish. I have publicly shown an ardent desire for anything but a minus vote. My wildest dream of a straight 2, is a known, but alas, merely a dream. But, here you have it. A deal is proffered. My last shot.
Give this comment any “fooooking” thing above 0, and I promise I will bog orf for a full 12 months. Yes I hear you say, lope off for life you miscreant fool.. I do not promise that, no indeed, not whilst my tabard holds it’s starch. I will return, you turds of Satan, a mere twelve bonny months from now, to the day.
Which ever way you vote, il y a ton dilemme, n’est pas?
Xx



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Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2019-04-27 17:41:21 EDT (#)

My dear Murphy, firstly thank you for bothering to reply
However if pandering to votes is my charge then abject failure is my summation. Still the good Lord loves a trier, n’est pas?
Now go fuck one’s self is far more interesting. What do you really mean by this? I assume it is not literally meant, that is by broom handle or digit? No, I suspect it is lazyness and a modicum of self loathing. You have nothing to offer, have you? No discourse, no thought. Easily you throw off a meaningless negative, when really it shows a reflexive verb of yourself. Sadly, you don’t like “you”, do you, really, pinky promise, really?

Submitted by Dru M at 2019-04-27 17:33:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

STOP PRETENDING TO BE A LIMEY

Submitted by blackbear at 2019-02-16 08:23:12 EST (#)
Rating: -1

this is too confusing, even for me

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2019-02-02 04:41:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I don't know what your point is or what you're trying to say, aside from pandering to a vote that nobody cares about. Go fuck yourself.

Murphy

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2019-01-22 17:23:29 EST (#)

Ah Mr DaBeast! What I really cherish is that you took the trouble. My name perhaps, indicates a desire to be someone’s, indeed, anyone’s best mate. Therefore, the thought that one with such a powerful and masculine nomenclature, should even for a second, glance my way, leaves me in a veritable tiz. I accept your gift, oh indeed I do. I accept it for what it is, whilst with fevered imagination I pretend to myself, that somewhere along the line a troth may just have been plighted!

Submitted by DaBeast at 2019-01-20 18:41:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0


The +2 for SilvrWolf's comment invalidated the -2 for this post.

I gift you what's left.


Cherish it.

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2019-01-11 16:48:14 EST (#)

My dear dear Shlongy, I was waiting with a virgin’s calm for that question to be posed. My beret, figuratively speaking, is an ancient toupee made up from the arse hairs of a dyslexic camel, whilst my scarf shows the colours of the Dallas Cowboys. I admit, there is no rhyme nor reason for such behaviour or such affectation of dress, other than the following. The toupee is my personal fight against recession, whilst my choice of scarf was engendered in a sports bar on Hilton Island SC. Dressed in the garb of the cowboys, a local chap enquired how could I support such crap! We Brits are renowned for our stiff upper lips, our phlegm and the fucking up of our own country with Brexit. This American cousin was being a tad ungentlemanly, for God’s sake, we had not even been introduced!! A remonstration of the greatest vigour was called for. With a steely stare I asked what did you say, old chap? Lucky for him, he had turned to his buddies and was engrossed in a discussion on the virtues of electrical marital aids. I shrugged my shoulders and thought, yes indeed, it was his lucky day.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2019-01-10 23:01:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Do you, by chance, wear a beret and scarf?

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2019-01-10 16:53:48 EST (#)

Oh my! Overwhelming does not even begin to describe It.
I want to thank firstly, my teacher’s, even the ones who took dark delight in thrashing our delicious but innocent knickered contours. Then my tutors, who insisted that learning the word “bunburying”, could really enhance and lead to a greater understanding of the works of Oscar Wilde. However, last and certainly not least, my thanks must go to my dorm nanny.
She told me that one day, maybe long into the future, “other people may take to you as I have”. Not straight away she opined (thus lies pathos!), but someday. There I was, a pre-pubescent and confused boarder, and there she was, large of bosoms, with a faint odour of lavender and with endearingly wrinkled tights. Me, a mere foundling of wealth and privilege, she a woman of fortitude, stature and some forty summers. As she gently fondled inside my short trousered leg, with a vigour unforgiving, I decided that her words were canon law. That her hands, indeed showered me with a glimpse of heaven.
Sadly, nanny died in prison, but her words have echoed with me throughout the years. That someday, “ other people might vaguely take to me”.
Your avalanches of -2’s have shown her to be a whiskered neviah.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2019-01-09 14:03:50 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Great content.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2019-01-07 09:42:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

What the fuck is this?

Submitted by Dru M at 2019-01-06 07:49:47 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by RoadSong at 2019-01-06 00:46:18 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Bright eyed and bushy tailed as the protégées venture forth. If Mars is the plate with beaucoup de fries, then Venus, is surely, the mulch de genus.
So lovely is the turn of they who go before me, with work the mantra bold, the key to freedom’s sold.

Don’t go away
Please stay

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2019-01-05 22:07:25 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Stick around. You're fun.


It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before, and I've seen
you every night for the last eleven ye -- aha. What I mean to say is:
We'll snuggle tomorrow, sweetie. I promise.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy