The Boy Who Fucked His ComputerSubmitted by Murphy1844 at 2019-02-08 03:01:00 EST
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This is a story about a big fat boy who literally had sex with his computer.
Ever since Simon built his computer, he had a special attachment, but it wasn’t until about a week ago that he had sex with it. Last week he was sitting with some of his geeky friends in the cafeteria, munching down a heaping pile of cheap, cheesy nachos, when one of his friends was bragging about his computer. His friend, Ryan, pulled out his Android and starting giggling at the text he received.
“Check this out guys,” he said. “My sister just sent me this text, asking ‘what’s better, a quad-core or the new i7’? What a fucking moron.” They all laughed. Simon said,
“Pleathe,” as he mashed three dripping nachos in to his little pink face. “Soon ath the third gen Opteran fallth under three hundred, itth mine.” He chewed with his mouth open, and little bits of chips and chili fell on his shirt.
As soon as Simon heard the cu-chunk of his Mother’s car door, he picked up his computer box and raced down to the garage. There, he systematically drilled a hole and then ran a jig-saw around a traced circle. He blew off the dust, sanded the edges, then started racing back up to his bedroom, where he carefully inserted the Masturbaton in to the hole. The Masturbaton fit absolutely perfectly in the hole, and at that, Simon whispered 'yes' to himself.
He plugged in all the components to his computer, fired it up, played some porn to get started, and then he squirted some water-based lube in to his hand. Gently, he slid a few slippery fingers inside the bright pink silicone sleave to get it ready for the big one, as he referred to his little penis. Watching porn, Simon took off all his clothes, and knelt before the computer. He calculated the entrance of the hole to be exactly the same height, kneeling, as his penis. Slowly, at first, Simon entered the computer vagina.
Watching porn and sliding back and forth, big fat Simon started to pant and sweat. He picked up the pace, and soon began smacking the side of the computer case, saying oh yeth, yeth, jutht like that. Occasionally his wee-wee would slide out, but he was quick to reinsert and get right back at it. After about three minutes of fucking his computer, he climaxed in to the little pouch that he specially designed to catch all the fluids.
As a self-proclaimed computer engineer, Simon had designed the whole apparatus to be easy to install and remove from his computer. Once removed, he would replace the big hole with a specially fit computer fan and just tell any inquiring minds that he modified his computer to reduce heat.
Simon carried the Masturbaton to the bathroom where he removed the pouch and drained the fluids. He then put the “business end” of the Masturbaton under the sink to let some warm water flow through it. The instructions that came with it warned against using any soap, because this would cause wear and tear and reduce the life of the Masturbaton. As water drained through the big pink sleeve, Simon’s Mother said, “What’s that?” Frightened, shocked, and a little scared, Simon reflexively turned to his Mom, gripping the wet Masturbaton like a limp sword. His mother looked completely confused.
“Where the hell did you come from, Mom!?”
There poor Simon stood, naked, sweaty, and out of breath, holding a vagina-colored masturbation assistant in his hand, looking at his confused Mother. “Oh thith,” he said, looking at the tool, “thith is jutht a… well, you know…
“Oh fuck it.” He dropped the Masturbaton and started crying like a big fat baby.