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Donovan's You're a Racist, Dr. Seuss

Submitted by ryandonovan at 2000-12-03 22:28:25 EST
Rating: 0.6 on 536 ratings (536 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

DONOVAN’S YOU’RE A RACIST, DR. SEUSS

I usually reserve this space for the standard movie review. And for Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas, I’m sure I could do that. I could tell you how the film captured the spirit of the book (and cartoon). I could spew about how Jim Carrey was nearly perfect at bringing the Grinch to life, incorporating enough goofiness for the kids and enough intelligent humor for the adults. I wouldn’t even say anything about who his Grinch voice sounded like. I could give you examples of how director Ron Howard was impressively able to re-create a live-action version of fictional Who-ville (although the Dr. Moreau-like snouts on the Whos will likely give me nightmares for weeks). I could go on about how Taylor Momsen was almost too adorable to play the cartoon confection Cindy-Lou Who; or how critics were being too hard on this fable that was intended to be nothing more than a fun holiday kids movie; or how in flashbacks, the hideous doll used as the baby Grinch was stolen right from the Men In Black set. I could do all those things. But instead, I’m going to address something that the American public has sadly overlooked: the fact that Dr. Seuss, perhaps the most beloved storyteller of all time, is a racist degenerate.

That’s right, he’s a racist. His characters, the Whos, are racists. And Ron Howard, the man who brings the story of the Grinch to the big screen, is a racist. The most obvious thing to spot is the lack of diversity in the film. Every single Who, with the exception of one black and one Asian, is white. Then when you start looking at the fabric of the story, it’s clear that it’s nothing more than a tale of intolerance and injustice. The Grinch has been banished from Who-ville because of one reason: his skin. He looks different than the Whos. He’s green. He’s hairy. If that weren’t bad enough, the Whos discriminate against him further because of his beliefs. He doesn’t celebrate Christmas. He’s not a religious man. So they make life so difficult for him that he his forced to become a recluse atop a mountain.

Of course, the story masks its bigotry by showing what a “mean one” Mr. Grinch has become. He hates the Whos. He despises their Christmas festivities and their holiday cheer and their roast beast. Of course he does. Who can blame him for his rage after a lifetime of such cruel behavior? Wouldn’t your heart become two sizes too small if you had been excommunicated from society because of how you looked? If it was me, fuck stealing Christmas. You would have seen “How Donovan Stole a Glock and Put the Whos Six Feet Under.”

All the while, the film version is oblivious. All the characters in the Arian Race of Whos are portrayed as cute and innocent. They’re the good guys. Cuddly Cindy-Lou Who and Adolph-Lou Who are simply victims. Infuriating. And then there’s the line in the movie where the Grinch is trying to catch a taxi, and the driver passes him by. He jokingly yells, “It’s because I’m green, isn’t it?” The irony did nothing but elicit angry groans from the audience. But Ron Howard has the gall to suggest that racism is comical. And it’s no mistake that the joyous Who-ville song “Dahoo Fores” is German for “We burn crosses.”

The most insulting thing is how Dr. Seuss has spun his yard as propaganda to children. Kids learn the lesson that minorities should conform to society, no matter what their reasons are for being different. Minorities should pardon years of prejudice and wrongdoings just so they can fit in. And they should be HAPPY because of it. In the end, the Grinch becomes a clone and is gleefully converted to Christianity. He even goes so far as to increase the size of his heart, just so the Whos will accept him as one of their own.

Next time you read your kids a Dr. Seuss story, why don’t you sing them this song, too? It truly captures the spirit of the cat behind the Cat in the Hat, and the film that Opie made. Feel free to sing along, to the tune of “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch.”

YOU’RE A RACIST, DR. SEUSS

You’re a racist, Dr. Seuss
You really are an ass
You think that all Mexicans
Should be outside cutting your grass, Dr. Seuss
You believe that everyone who’s not white is IN A LOWER CLASS

You’re a Klansman, Dr. Seuss
You’re hood’s as white as your smile
You want to line up all non-Caucasians
And kill them execution-style, Dr. Seuss
Given the choice between a black man and a seasick crocodile, you’d take the SEASICK CROCODILE

You’re a supremacist, Dr. Seuss
Hatred is your goal
You want to rid the world of all Latinos
Because you have no soul, Dr. Seuss
You wouldn’t touch a Puerto Rican with a THRITY-NINE-AND-A-HALF-FOOT POLE

You’re a Nazi, Dr. Seuss
Hitler would be proud of you
The Whos should be judged at Nuremberg
Because they treated others like poo, Dr. Seuss
You regard people who aren’t like you like a toilet FULL OF NUMBER TWO

You’re a bastard, Dr. Seuss
You truly are a hate-monger
You avoid an Asian cashier in the store
Even when the white line’s longer, Dr. Seuss
You have less integrity and scruples than that slutty MONEY-GRUBBER DARVA CONGER

You’re a gay-basher, Dr. Seuss
Your intolerance clouds your eyes
But your latent homosexuality
Is impossible to disguise, Dr. Seuss
If you entered a liar’s contest and said that the Cat In The Hat was not queer, you’d WIN THE TOP PRIZE

You’re a bigot, Dr. Seuss
You and Ron Howard should hate yourselves
You banished all Indians and Asians
And put them on the shelves, Dr. Seuss
I hope the both of you get sodomized by a band of HERPES-TRANSMITTING ELVES




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Submitted by fiona378 at 2010-08-11 14:53:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You should post this on http://RantFoo.com. =)

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2010-03-15 04:14:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by czwij at 2008-06-24 09:26:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

czwij was here, and enjoyed hisself

Submitted by experima at 2008-06-01 01:29:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I hope the both of you get sodomized by a band of HERPES-TRANSMITTING ELVES

Submitted by Ltap at 2008-03-10 18:54:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What's funny about this is all the blatant retards escaped from their "special care" centres trying to spread shit on this post because they can't understand satire.

Submitted by DiamondEyes228 at 2007-04-16 22:25:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yes. YES. this was hillarious.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2007-01-03 10:38:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

y helo thar n00b

Submitted by nbading at 2007-01-03 09:52:21 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by TheJessicar at 2006-11-10 14:06:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

'And it's no mistake that the joyous Who-ville song "Dahoo Fores" is German for "We burn crosses." '

best. line. evar.

the replies on this make me fear for the future of humanity.

Submitted by Life101 at 2006-08-09 19:20:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I finally found a user below 10

Submitted by Falconer at 2006-08-09 19:02:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre at 2006-06-11 16:02:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Asshole.
Wir verbrennen Kreuze
is We Burn Crosses.

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2006-06-06 20:15:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You have less integrity and scruples than that slutty MONEY-GRUBBER DARVA CONGER
__________________________________________

"Five minutes until your hanging chad sketch, Krusty!"

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2006-02-21 10:40:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Rosencrantz (user info) at 2004-04-30 09:13:32 (#)
Ranking: -2

One time, I was walking my dog in the park at 8 A.M and I stumbled upon two filthy, 60 year old tramps engaging in Anal sex. Neither were wearing any trousers and the one bent over the park bench with the beard had some sort of bowl problem in that he was "Leaking" from his ass while it was being rammed. They were very noisy and after about 10 seconds, they broke off and the bearded one proceeded to turn around and lick the cock clean of his waste. That was the shittiest, gayest thing I had ever seen, until I read your theory on racism.

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+2 for the post that generated this response.

Submitted by XoXFreaksRUsXoX at 2006-02-21 09:20:13 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Okayyyy... You have way to much time on your hands if you can think of all that. Basically, what you posted is a bunch of crap. Stop trying to befile a beloved childrens story with your nonsence.

Submitted by Axolotl at 2006-02-20 23:24:18 EST (#)
Rating: -2

See ya, loser. Start kissing Forthewin's ass.

Submitted by Doberish at 2006-02-20 23:02:13 EST (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by VelvetElvis at 2006-02-16 22:46:34 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Total crap. Meant to rate this weeks ago.

Submitted by Hash_brownie_supreme at 2006-02-10 15:17:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome! I like taunting the racists with songs that make them pissed.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-02-02 02:21:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well, seeing as you don't seem to have the IQ over 80, when is YOUR appointment for the gas chamber?

COLLEGE!
COLLEGE!

Submitted by KoldFusion at 2006-02-02 01:05:54 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Ron Howard can't do a green guy joke. But that idiot Martin Lawrence can talk smack all day like we dont allow him on the bus as if he actualy lived in the 50s and still sell movies?

I wont watch another Martin Lawrence movie for as long as I live just because his "The white man oppresses me" bullshit.

You wanna know why racisim STILL exists?

#1 We havent killed every sub 80 IQ white guy in the deep south.

#2 The United Negro Collage Fund. Just think what would happen to be if I started The United White Guy Collage Fund

Submitted by jagmcmanus at 2006-01-24 04:40:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

this has been done before: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81177

Submitted by cuberat at 2006-01-18 16:30:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by everett3 at 2006-01-11 04:34:08 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You're an idiot.

Submitted by twitch9387 at 2006-01-10 09:43:17 EST (#)
Rating: -2

two things

1. you have way to much fucking time and your looking into things way to much. you could proclaim anyone as a racist if you nit pick at deatails so fucking much.

2. Dahoo Fores ISNT GERMAN you retart. i know Ich speche deutche.

Yet again another person Craving attention on uber

Submitted by Method at 2006-01-09 10:05:57 EST (#)
Rating: -2

yup, all this time and I still don't find this even remotely funny

Submitted by Ditka at 2006-01-09 09:55:35 EST (#)
Rating: -2

caca.

Submitted by paulblakeford at 2006-01-04 15:16:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yes, this is truly the kicker of all ass. I'm sure the racist ones on Uber will hate you for it.

Submitted by Santa_Claus_ at 2005-12-25 01:09:27 EST (#)
Rating: -2

What a peice of shit.

Submitted by erosion_rules at 2005-12-05 16:29:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fucking hilarious, despite the fact that Dr. Seuss was Jewish.

Submitted by boy at 2005-12-04 03:13:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

good effort. but it sucks

Submitted by bush_for_god at 2005-12-01 13:30:53 EST (#)
Rating: -2

This isn't even sarcastically funny

Submitted by Walker at 2005-11-25 20:31:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"Dafoo-whores"! LOL!

No seriously, that sucks. I have lots of green friends and there's never been any- oh, wait...

Submitted by Boondock at 2005-11-21 11:37:43 EST (#)
Rating: -2

This sucks.

Submitted by bush_for_god at 2005-11-17 17:30:34 EST (#)
Rating: -2

wow this post sucks, I never bothered to read it until now, and it really sucks.

Submitted by Montucky at 2005-11-04 17:50:07 EST (#)
Rating: -2

How do you know that the Whos just didn't live in a place like Montana, where I live that just doesn't have many Black, Hispanic, Asian, or any other race other than Caucasian?

Submitted by Wisher at 2005-11-04 06:20:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I wish Dr. Seuss could read this! I love it.

Submitted by KillerCowz at 2005-10-27 10:11:27 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

people like you is why the world sucks now

Submitted by MANICMOTHER at 2005-08-07 12:33:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by TheUn-PlacidPrincess at 2005-08-05 02:58:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The song, it's great.

Submitted by Kindred at 2005-08-03 02:20:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I haven't seen Donovan in ages..
last time I saw him he was...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/72348

...



Submitted by Gendo at 2005-07-28 16:04:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

[garbage deleted by bart]

Submitted by Axolotl at 2005-07-26 00:16:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by mbwun at 2005-07-22 16:35:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Seuss also made crazy amounts of propaganda for World War II, telling us about dirty Jap rats and such. Ah, childrens stories...

Submitted by Darth_Adwain at 2005-07-15 13:44:43 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-11 11:30:12 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2005-05-01 03:50:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

reading this is like watching a first season simpsons episode and going "fuck....i cant belive THIS was actualy funny at one point in time."

-2 because your mom.

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Exactly.

_________________

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAA

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-05-11 11:30:12 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2005-05-01 03:50:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

reading this is like watching a first season simpsons episode and going "fuck....i cant belive THIS was actualy funny at one point in time."

-2 because your mom.

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Exactly.

Submitted by jwlmar10 at 2005-05-11 03:14:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

great post

Submitted by DavyJones at 2005-05-09 15:15:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Maybe we could drive it to heated

Submitted by DavyJones at 2005-05-09 15:14:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This must not fade away...

Submitted by Razor at 2005-05-09 14:55:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It's sad that this is going to slip off the most viewed posts list.

Submitted by ze_poodle at 2005-05-02 04:23:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Bwa-hahahahaha. Points for still getting reviews after like, five years.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude at 2005-05-01 04:11:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-02-15 17:21:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

You'd think they'd read the other reviews before posting their ignorant shite. IT IS SATIRE! The fucking post is satire!

On a completely different note, Death Metal Dude, are you into thrash?



this was posted over a year ago but I have faith that you will see this:

yes, somewhat. Sodom, Kreator, Testament, Destruction.

Submitted by oddzandendz at 2005-05-01 03:50:34 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

reading this is like watching a first season simpsons episode and going "fuck....i cant belive THIS was actualy funny at one point in time."

-2 because your mom.

Submitted by Mister_Fahrenheit at 2005-04-23 23:15:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by jwlmar10 at 2005-04-14 02:50:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

fuckin eh

Submitted by OctopusDeathGrip at 2005-04-03 04:39:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Donovan! you had some crazy hits a while ago. Let me know what you are eating nowadays, love always....O

Submitted by jwlmar10 at 2005-03-21 23:39:18 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by Thored at 2005-03-03 20:03:00 EST (#)
Rating: 0

This and Unholy master are my 1/2.
Thanks for bringing it back though, Donovan was the man. I wish he posted more.

Submitted by espo at 2005-03-03 19:57:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

remember the good old days when this was number 1? Now instead of quality satire, we've got pornographic swill sitting atop the all time list. When will the madness end?

Submitted by wardy at 2005-02-28 01:16:50 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by myredmirage95 at 2005-02-07 03:01:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hilarious! I especially loved the song.

Submitted by herelt at 2005-01-15 23:30:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

WOW! the replies, got tired from just reading them.... admittedly i scrolled through most of them
but.... WOW!!
satire or not....
NICE!

You're ugly and that's sad.
-- compliments of Happy Bunny.

im new! -- ummm yea.

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-01-14 07:55:11 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Genko at 2004-12-23 21:05:15 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Could Bart have added this to B@W again to pump up the hits on a forgotten old classic written by a dear friend?

Alas, life is not fair.

Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron at 2004-12-20 19:15:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yeah that's right, bitches.

Submitted by AJ at 2004-12-20 14:51:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

First time I've ever really read this.

I can see why it used to be #1.

Submitted by Jmax1632 at 2004-12-16 19:24:55 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Actually, Theodore Geisel HATED asians. With a passion. He was for equality of all others. just not asians

Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron at 2004-12-05 18:08:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I am so offended by this post.

Submitted by Feijuada at 2004-12-01 16:46:17 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Considering the time and place "Dr. Seuss" (I can't remember his real name) is from, I would be surprised if he wasn't racist. Besides, who the fuck cares? Oh, right, you.

Submitted by Metal_Immortal at 2004-11-27 15:48:50 EST (#)
Rating: -2

"If it was me, fuck stealing Christmas. You would have seen "How Donovan Stole a Glock and Put the Whos Six Feet Under."
oh, so if people don't like us, then we should kill them all. cool.

oh, so Dr. Suess wants to use his propaganda to force us to be conformist Christians? that's a pretty gay whiny complaint. Who gives a shit about what religious people say? They don't force you to do anything.

Racism is comical. I love racism. It shows how stupid some people are, and I love to laugh at stupid people.

They hated the grinch because he was an asshole. Not because he was green you fool. Dr. Suess is not an evil bastard, you're just a fool who is afraid of Christians somehow forcing you to be Christian. Oh, too bad there wasn't diversity in the film. That's what I look for in a good movie: diversity of the mythical characters. That way, we won't automatically become racist!!! Yay!!!!

Actually, gayyyy.

Submitted by Nightfreak at 2004-11-22 06:10:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by InkyFingers at 2004-11-12 11:24:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Here' a Dr.Seuss style rhyme:

While Ubers laugh at writing bloopers, silly word users, and syllabic-needs-tutors: a few very small and deliberate Who-bers are scratching away the next set of +2 ners. So, go ahead and hold your breath, the next batch of postings will be the best.

BOO YAA--- Thanks Dr Zeus: King of Children's Literature Gods!

Submitted by Pringles4eva at 2004-11-09 23:16:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-08 23:47:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-04 19:10:01 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You're insane. He was an idol. He was the perfect story-teller. He gave hope to everyone. He was PERFECT! How dare you try to degrade someone like that? HE WAS NOT RACIST! He had nothing against anyone!

Submitted by motherbitches at 2004-10-27 11:05:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Your

Submitted by InkyFingers at 2004-10-27 09:58:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I enjoyed reading this piece, but there is one gleaming error in it. Dr. Seuss was not a racist. Didn't you ever read the story of the sneeches? It's about two types of sneeches: the ones with stars on their bellies and the ones without. The two groups are at odds with each other untill they realize that it isn't the stars that are embittering them against each other, but the ass hole who keeps pointing out their differences. Dr. Seuss was no racist friend.

Entertaining story however.

Submitted by Pringles4eva at 2004-10-25 02:41:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by redzone at 2004-10-17 21:42:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i love readin this

Submitted by original_cola at 2004-10-15 20:37:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

link whore and a +2

http://www.aolsux.us

Submitted by apollo88 at 2004-09-23 10:07:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-21 23:47:37 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

anyone who compares teh all mightay *cough* Theodore Geisel to Adolf Hitler *cough spunkdribbler *cough* has obviously not read the political cartoons he made critiquing Adolf's position, techniques, and general all around assholism. Geisel may have been prejudiced, but no more so than your average white man back then. Zeitgeist indeedy. :-\

Submitted by Spider-Man at 2004-09-20 18:23:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

HOLY SHIT. This is the greatest thing ever typed. Period.

Submitted by Julia at 2004-09-20 18:19:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The satire was great, but the replies were even funnier.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-20 14:49:58 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

fag

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis at 2004-09-15 18:52:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This post is just a shadow of its former self. It'll be funny if this drops off the MVM altogether.

Submitted by The_Walrus at 2004-09-12 19:37:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

haha, wow I can't believe I had never read this post before.

Submitted by SullyThePirate at 2004-09-11 18:37:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

changin' shmangin, this is the best post ever.

Submitted by QueenAshlee at 2004-09-11 18:26:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Wow... from Number One to Number Five in just a few short months... Times they are a'changin.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-10 22:47:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

that's stupid.

don't read into things so much

Submitted by jwlmar10 at 2004-09-07 19:29:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

.

Submitted by Commie_bastard at 2004-09-05 15:07:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by redzone at 2004-09-05 15:06:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

THE FORST TIME I READ THIS I FOUND IT VERY FUNNY. THEN I READ SOME PEOPLES REVIEW THEN MY VIEW CHANGED.

Submitted by redzone at 2004-09-05 14:57:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

re:Omnivexed
The Grinch did change himself, at the end of the movie.
At that point when he changed that was when he was accepted, by the who's.
In case you didn't Dr. seuss never mentioned the true meaning of Christmas, or the birth of Our Savior,
A man like that can very well be a racist since Jesus, was bringing Diversity to the Jewish people through His parables. and by telling his Disciples to go amongst the Gentiles (anyone who is a nonJew)

So don't give me that bullshit, about hating Christmas, because I too like the Grinch hate a Christmas Without Christ

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-01 04:47:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ok, this is very funny. First, this is clearly satire, a very nice, comedic form of writing. You are a moron if you do not understand this concept and cry about this very creative writers work. Good stuff, Donovan!

Submitted by will72 at 2004-08-31 17:25:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

okay i kind of see where your coming form, but a couple points were a strech. you spelled Aryan wrong too. (i think i did as well...stdfu)

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-29 13:49:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The comments make this good.

Submitted by Circe at 2004-08-27 21:52:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The reviews on this post, like the one from the moron below, are about the funniest thing on Uber.



Submitted by mr.awesome at 2004-08-27 21:36:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Boo fucking hoo, no black people, he must be racist. They don't like him because he dosen't celebrate Christmas, he's an evil racist bastard. THE FUCKING BOOK WAS ABOUT CHRISTMAS, IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN VERY GOOD IF IT SAID THAT CHRISTMAS WAS UNIMPORTANT! Christ, enough with the complaining. It's a fucking shitty Jim Carey movie, nobody pays that much attention to a movie like that unless they are the type that scans all forms of media for "racism", and then makes a big fucking deal, and threatens lawsuits over shit nobody cares about, and then when you get others pissed off at you because there was nothing there, you say "This is the first step. Then they'll be segregated bathrooms again, blah, blah, blah.."

Submitted by redzone at 2004-08-26 14:40:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

amazing insight

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara at 2004-08-18 17:48:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by rpdb1111 at 2004-08-09 03:03:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

BravO! RideJohnnyRide

Submitted by RideJohnnyRide at 2004-08-06 18:34:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Omnivexed (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:23:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

I apologize if someone already wrote this, I'm just too tired to read through all the
comments. For a writing class I studied several books written by Seuss and I saw a
pattern. Racism is depicted in some of his stories along with other social problems.
However he's not supporting it and trying to brainwash kids into being racist, he's
showing how bad these things are to children by making the issue a cute little tale
that rhymes. The conclusion is always with everyone realizing their mistake and trying
to correct it, your little rant at the end about the grinch conforming was all wrong.
He didn't conform, he was an outcast because the who's didn't accept him when they
were kids not knowing any better. Yet as adults they accept him and welcome him
into their society. Kids often make fun of those different than them, the story was
showing the consequences of that and how it can change a person for the worse. A word
of advice, next time you plan on making a disgusting accusation of a brillant and
beloved human being base that accusation on more than one piece of their work made
into a movie by someone else.

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you've gotta be fucking kidding me

Submitted by Omnivexed at 2004-08-05 23:23:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I apologize if someone already wrote this, I'm just too tired to read through all the
comments. For a writing class I studied several books written by Seuss and I saw a
pattern. Racism is depicted in some of his stories along with other social problems.
However he's not supporting it and trying to brainwash kids into being racist, he's
showing how bad these things are to children by making the issue a cute little tale
that rhymes. The conclusion is always with everyone realizing their mistake and trying
to correct it, your little rant at the end about the grinch conforming was all wrong.
He didn't conform, he was an outcast because the who's didn't accept him when they
were kids not knowing any better. Yet as adults they accept him and welcome him
into their society. Kids often make fun of those different than them, the story was
showing the consequences of that and how it can change a person for the worse. A word
of advice, next time you plan on making a disgusting accusation of a brillant and
beloved human being base that accusation on more than one piece of their work made
into a movie by someone else.

Submitted by Fluffhead at 2004-08-04 19:20:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

this post sucks

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-03 13:57:50 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

this may have been one of the stupidest, most wrong things i've ever read, but you get an extra point for the phrase "sodomized by a band of HERPES-TRANSMITTING ELVES"

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-02 01:08:52 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Honestly. What a giant, smelly pointless pile of crap. In depth and thourough though it may be, you failed to see the point in the movie.

For god sakes man.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-01 16:27:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-30 11:10:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

p.s. I dont know whats more pathetic.. the people who disgree with you or the ones that agree! either way they need to back up and take life a little less seriously.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-30 11:08:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Good Job, Man... too bad some people are too thick to realize this is HUMOR. You dont deserve all the shitty comments people are throwing at you.


Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-29 00:28:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I agree with what you said, although many say that children dont understand the concept of satire, that idea that "the one who is differant is the bad guy" DOES stick in their mind and could relate to their perseption of the world. Correct me if I'm wrong, this may be a stretch, but Dr. Suess's stories are quite popular in America, and America also happens to be very racist on average. Now obviously many other things contribute to this lack of tolerance, but maybe along with parents, stories like these subconsiously teach assimilation, or at least promote it in some sense.

Submitted by VeryLame289 at 2004-07-21 19:32:30 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

you stole this from maddox loser

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-17 20:35:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


"LMAO @ You. Wow. Let me let you in on something... it's a book ment to entertain little kids. Kids have been reading books like Dr. Seuss for years and the world hasn't fallen apart, so let it be. I HATE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!! "

It's a joke, moron. A good one.

Submitted by a_shade_of_grey at 2004-07-16 21:08:56 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

---- SUBMISSION EVER
..^
worst

Submitted by krytz at 2004-07-15 07:03:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

can we meet sometime? i like it hard and fast too.

Submitted by Stormlord at 2004-07-15 05:21:16 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by disAbled at 2004-07-12 17:43:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Funny. I'd like to hear your thoughts on Mr. Rogers. Sadly, too many of your readers need to acquaint themselves with the term 'Satire.'

Submitted by AndyD at 2004-07-11 12:03:10 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

you suck....

Submitted by polly at 2004-07-11 11:33:41 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

i liked doctor suess...when i read his books when i was younger i didn't pick up on rascism...i liked the pretty little rhyming words. fox box trox. the song was good. though. dr.seuss would have been proud.

Submitted by spedmonkey at 2004-07-09 10:07:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I still find it funny how people take this post seriously.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 09:52:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

LMAO @ You. Wow. Let me let you in on something... it's a book ment to entertain little kids. Kids have been reading books like Dr. Seuss for years and the world hasn't fallen apart, so let it be. I HATE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!!

p.s. yes, i am in a minority, too.

Submitted by koreanboi2030 at 2004-07-04 21:53:33 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

MORE LIK PORCH MONKIES STEAL CHRISTMAS HAHEHAHEHAHEHA USA! SKUC. YOURE A RACISITA SUESS GIT BACK TO USA!

Submitted by Mirabstract at 2004-06-28 21:55:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome...
I loved the song.
-Miranda

Submitted by kricket_usa at 2004-06-25 12:56:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

If it's a joke, or if it's serious, it's still hilarious.

Submitted by Mentor at 2004-06-22 19:11:16 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

What in the hell are you all talking about? It's a fucking book! It's a pleasant little rhyme for children. It has no political agenda. A 60-year-old man wrote a book to espouse his racist views and hid it cleverly enough that no one has noticed until now. How fuck-ho-ishly amazing. I could never imagine! I'm going to go out right now and aid the cause of Al Sharpton and all his psychotically anti-democratic friends and tear down this injustice that is the establishment of children's books! Burn books! Farenheit 451 was right! Books are dangerous! Burn them all!

God, if we were all politically correct, Christians couldn't say "God", they'd have to say "Deity", we couldn't say "African American", we'd have to say "Human of different-colored skin, but no less importance to society", we couldn't say "teen" or "elderly", we'd have to say "persons of different ages, but no less importance to society", and we'd all be living in the perfect workers' paradise prophesied by Karl Marx and Frederik Engel.

So, I think the real question is whether or not these people who find racism in everything they read are communists. And I thought America was increadibly anti-communist.

YOU'RE A WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(See http://www.ubersite.com/m/36382 for an explanation on witch-hunting)

Submitted by Bizdorph at 2004-06-14 19:35:35 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

This is the kind of stuff that ruins books. If poeple read into books like this they start systematically tearing the book apart and ruining what was previously a fine story. Children can't understand allusions or allegories or satire. If you just read the book without trying to find hiddensocietal implications, the world would be a much better place.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-14 12:28:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

hahaha. put down the glue dude.

p.s. if the story was an allegory, the whos probably represent the the jews, and no, i am not anti semetic.

Submitted by Hannibal_Vurgari at 2004-06-14 12:15:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Five, You, are an idiot.

Submitted by Five_dollar_artist at 2004-06-11 00:45:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

The Who's didn't discriminate against the grinch. He didn't like them so he removed themselves from the area.

The Who's aren't human so applying human race to them is stupid. Making one black and one asian to be p.c. is even more stupid.

Submitted by Hsibaf at 2004-06-10 23:26:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

AaaHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAH!

HA!

Submitted by jwlmar10 at 2004-06-02 19:11:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

All this time and people still don't understand this post...

Submitted by Oleannder at 2004-06-01 14:16:22 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Yeah.... your a genius for coming up with this. (can you smell the sarcasam?).

Have you ever even read How The Grinch Stole Christmas? There's no back story to explain why the Grinch is living alone, the reader just has to accept it. If you want to call someone a racist then go pick on Ron Howard. He not only had the back story created, in the long run he is resposible for who is cast.

Try to think before you post.

Submitted by schulte123 at 2004-05-23 02:31:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

wow that was something special

Submitted by jwlmar10 at 2004-05-20 23:46:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

great post!

Submitted by jwlmar10 at 2004-05-19 16:43:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm going to come back to this post religiously every single day starting now.

Submitted by munkeypants at 2004-05-19 15:59:16 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

One time, I was walking my dog in the park at 8 A.M and I stumbled upon two filthy, 60 year old tramps engaging in Anal sex. Neither were wearing any trousers and the one bent over the park bench with the beard had some sort of bowl problem in that he was "Leaking" from his ass while it was being rammed. They were very noisy and after about 10 seconds, they broke off and the bearded one proceeded to turn around and lick the cock clean of his waste. That was the shittiest, gayest thing I had ever seen, until I read your theory on racism.

_____________________________

roflmao

i was going to write a pissed off reply until i read this. now
i can't stop laughing

Submitted by euripidestrousers at 2004-05-17 22:20:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Gent at 2004-05-14 13:49:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What iddqd said.


This is still my all-time favorite post.

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis at 2004-05-13 16:59:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Rosencrantz (user info) at 2004-04-30 09:13:32 (#)
Ranking: -2

One time, I was walking my dog in the park at 8 A.M and I stumbled upon two filthy, 60 year old tramps engaging in Anal sex. Neither were wearing any trousers and the one bent over the park bench with the beard had some sort of bowl problem in that he was "Leaking" from his ass while it was being rammed. They were very noisy and after about 10 seconds, they broke off and the bearded one proceeded to turn around and lick the cock clean of his waste. That was the shittiest, gayest thing I had ever seen, until I read your theory on racism.

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+2 for that.

Submitted by modusjoe at 2004-05-06 22:53:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I love you.

Submitted by iddqd at 2004-05-05 22:56:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

you know, what makes this post even more fucking stupidly ridiculously good is the responses from total, utter, utter, utter, complete, total fucking idiots who take this seriously.

THE POST IS NOT ABOUT RACISM, YOU STUPID INBRED FUCKWITS. THE POST IS A PARODY OF A FAMOUS AND BELOVED CHILRENS AUTHOR. THE AUTHOR OF THIS POST USES THE JUXTAPOSITION OF RACISM AND 'BELOVED CHILDRENS AUTHOR' TO CREATE ARGUABLY THE FINEST PIECE OF WRITING IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET.

you could add up every other post on the 'most viewed' list, combine them all together into one gestalt super-post, and it would still suck compared to this.

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis at 2004-05-05 22:47:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Slipped down to number 3.

Submitted by jwlmar10 at 2004-05-03 02:06:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Rosencrantz at 2004-04-30 09:13:32 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

One time, I was walking my dog in the park at 8 A.M and I stumbled upon two filthy, 60 year old tramps engaging in Anal sex. Neither were wearing any trousers and the one bent over the park bench with the beard had some sort of bowl problem in that he was "Leaking" from his ass while it was being rammed. They were very noisy and after about 10 seconds, they broke off and the bearded one proceeded to turn around and lick the cock clean of his waste. That was the shittiest, gayest thing I had ever seen, until I read your theory on racism.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-30 04:25:27 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Damn that racism is one sweet piece of ass
review KFC nigga
nice work

Submitted by QueenAshlee at 2004-04-29 22:08:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

The Uber has rejected you.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-29 20:52:27 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Just another "NIGGER LOVER". Klan FOREVER

Submitted by Envenom at 2004-04-29 15:15:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for the part about Mexicans cutting grass...I thought that was only in Charlotte. hahahaha!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-29 04:47:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i DID click to "verify" my address, and they didn't send me anything, not even in bulk mail (equivalent of junk mail in hotmail) or anything. sigh...

Submitted by farmerboy at 2004-04-29 00:41:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by bart at 2004-04-29 00:20:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Amanda, you have to click the link that says "click here to verify your email address".

Clicking that link will result in an email being sent to the address you specified. You must follow the sequence of steps described in that email or face almost certain doom.

Submitted by bart at 2004-04-29 00:18:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"they" who?

Submitted by QueenAshlee at 2004-04-29 00:08:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Check your junk mail.

Submitted by Amanda7877 at 2004-04-28 23:56:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Grrr...

I signed up, I verified my email address, they DIDN'T SEND ME ANYTHING, and so now I can't submit. What's going on?

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-28 23:51:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Thanks guys I appreciate it, and no, it's won't be crap. :)

Submitted by QueenAshlee at 2004-04-28 00:55:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

A) the author of this post almost never shows up round these parts


B) Now that it's been explained to you how to post, don't post something shitty. If you do, I personally will come and kick your ass.

Submitted by youarsoghey at 2004-04-28 00:40:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Amanda, you've first got to register and sign in. Then you can Submit.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-28 00:29:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Seeing as you have one of the most viewed posts on uber could you, or somebody reading this, PLEASE show a DID (damsel in distress) how to submit a post??? this website keeps screwing me around, and i'd like to put something up

thanks,

Amanda

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-18 23:01:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Today I violently fucked my dogs ass and then licked out my cum outts its bum hole. Oh man what a time I had!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-18 22:57:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

My butt reeks of shit!

Submitted by appendectomy_Ernest_Borgnine at 2004-04-18 03:38:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This is #1!!!

Submitted by appendectomy_Ernest_Borgnine at 2004-04-18 03:37:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by WillZone at 2004-04-16 15:14:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

nevermind...looks like bart cleaned it out.

Submitted by WillZone at 2004-04-15 14:11:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ignore the below 20 links...it opens up a shitty website. Your welcome for saving you time.

Submitted by QueenAshlee at 2004-04-13 04:17:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I'll help you walmart.

Submitted by jwlmar10 at 2004-04-13 03:29:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Or not, you know, whatever. I'm cool.

Submitted by jwlmar10 at 2004-04-13 03:28:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Let's get this bad boy on the most heated list and drive in those hits!

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis at 2004-04-12 22:58:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It's a shame when a great post like this falls from Uber glory because of another post with a "naughty" title. But four years on the charts, that's damn impressive. Kudos.

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries at 2004-04-12 18:53:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This post is an endangered species. Can it hang on? Will Uberusers let it fall from grace?

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?! Stay tuned...

Malone

Submitted by Gent at 2004-04-12 16:18:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Always #1. Fucking people see "cum" in a title and they have to click on it.

Submitted by jwlmar10 at 2004-04-12 16:16:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is always #1 in my book.

Submitted by WillZone at 2004-04-12 16:10:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

its official...this is now the #2 most viewed post of all time.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-11 16:47:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

ARYAN! not ARIAN

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-11 16:47:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

ARYAN! not ARIAN

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-11 16:47:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

ARYAN! not ARIAN

Submitted by cheeze at 2004-04-10 23:08:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i love you. write more

Submitted by bargled at 2004-04-10 12:59:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by mystiamoon at 2004-04-10 10:15:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by socialdropout at 2004-04-10 07:23:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Does foamy have nothing better to do that rank everyones messages. i thought i was the fucking socialdropout.

Randam Joe really doesnt like u, does he? me? im to lazy to hold a grudge - except of copurce, concerning foamy...
poetry kicked ass.
+2

Submitted by Herpes at 2004-04-10 05:47:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is now my homepage. The post that got me here in the first place.

Submitted by angellexis at 2004-04-09 14:11:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

personally i think you are reading wayyy to much into a story...
All stories have a deaper meaning behind them, but you are def twisting things deeper than they should be twisted... so if dr.suess was racist then what is racist bout green eggs and ham... or one fish two fish blue fish...? Seriously take a chill pilll....

Submitted by Gent at 2004-04-09 13:56:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This has to stay #1... the other post is good, but this is this site's defining post. Plus, the title of the other post is what really propelled it through the ranks so quickly.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-06 15:11:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fuck you Captain Foamy, go to hell with your gay site.

Submitted by Captain_Foamy at 2004-04-04 08:56:22 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Dr. Sues wasn't racist. Did he beat woman? yes. Did he sodomize babies? of course. Did he invent crack cociane? no doubt about it. But rasist my friend the doctor was not. I remember one time me and Suese were hanging at the crib and I was watching him mutilate and disfigure puppies and this story on the news came on about racism. He he said and I quote, "That racism shit is fucked up, now help he cut up this puppy." Now if you are looking for some real comedy check this site out http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy it is bad ass!


Submitted by zi at 2004-04-02 12:29:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

FOLLOW ME TO FREEDOM!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/29219

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-24 05:47:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Very cute. This reminds me of a well thought out theory a friend of mine had on the Smurfs being anti semetic. I can NOT do her theory justice as it's nearly six am, but it goes along the lines of Smurfs being Surfs, gargamoyle being very clearly jewish looking with his dark hair and big nose, his cats name is Azrael (very similar to Israel)etc etc etc.
+2

Submitted by ExplodingGopher at 2004-03-20 00:46:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Sorry, you've overanalyzed it. How about pulling the historical contect of Dr. Suess's racist cartoons in the 1940s? You missed the boat here; there's better stuff you could have done.
-1 for being a dumbass
+1 for minor poetic talent

Submitted by Method at 2004-03-20 00:44:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

screw you bargled, this should be #1 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/12815


wooooooooooo

Submitted by bargled at 2004-03-20 00:37:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

MAKE THIS PAGE YOUR HOMEPAGE!

We must keep this at number one. Greatest post ever.

Submitted by Herpes at 2004-03-19 12:27:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yeah, I click on it everytime I sit down at the computer...

Submitted by bargled at 2004-03-18 23:22:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Help keep this post at NUMBER ONE.

Submitted by shadow at 2004-03-17 16:51:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-14 20:51:01 EST (#)
Rating: -2

YOUR A RACIST YOURSELF FOR ACCUSING A CHILDREN WRITER OF BEING RACIST!!! HALF THE STUFF IN THE MOVIE WASN"T EVEN IN THE BOOK!!! -11100000000000000 !!!!

Submitted by andras at 2004-03-14 04:34:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Reality <read.at.a.book.com> at 2004-03-12 03:32:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

I guess all those anti-Nazi cartoons Dr.Suess drew during WW2 must have just been a *clear ruse* then.
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I guess its time to say this once again:
look for: irony, sarcasm and satire on a dictionary. now.

Submitted by edu_pimped at 2004-03-14 03:02:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Good Stuff. By the way, doesn't the Grinch look homophobic?

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-12 03:32:13 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I guess all those anti-Nazi cartoons Dr.Suess drew during WW2 must have just been a *clear ruse* then.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-12 02:43:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I liked the poem (funny) and can understand the point of view you took about the story (even if you ment it to be a satire).

And after reading the comments the old aged question "Why can't we all get along?" is answered. We can't.

Hell the comments themselves were fucking entertaining. I want to rate the comments +2. Except for the person who kept posting repeatedly in a row. He get's a -1.

Yeah anyways... loved the poem. :)

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-11 12:16:45 EST (#)
Rating: 0

And being ethnocentric is A.O.K.

For instance, making fun of Canadians, which is not a "race"

http://www.InvadeCanada.US

See?

All better.

Submitted by Nosearian at 2004-03-10 11:37:14 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Brilliancy Strikes

Submitted by tuesdaydelay at 2004-03-09 15:20:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by funkmeister at 2004-03-05 01:31:04 EST (#)
Rating: 1

A bit long, but O.K. I'm Rick James, Bitch.

Submitted by WilliamCain at 2004-03-05 01:12:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

three cheers for you.

satire must be above this particular site, at least in part.

gj


bs

Submitted by WilliamCain at 2004-03-05 01:11:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

here's another

Submitted by WilliamCain at 2004-03-05 01:09:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ok wow. i only read the first few reviews, because, well...

jeez...

anyway, great job. and to every igmo that said anything even remotely resembling the argument about thinking deep or seeing the author's point...

don't you feel stupid now?


bs

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-04 00:21:23 EST (#)
Rating: -2

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Dr. Sues wasn't racist. Did he beat woman? yes. Did he sodomize babies? of course. Did he invent crack cociane? no doubt about it. But rasist my friend the doctor was not. I remember one time me and Suese were hanging at the crib and I was watching him mutilate and disfigure puppies and this story on the news came on about racism. He he said and I quote, "That racism shit is fucked up, now help he cut up this puppy." Now if you are looking for some real comedy check this site out http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy it is bad ass!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-03 16:51:50 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Although it was a funny satire, I could not stop laughing, it is still messed up. I mean, why can't some guy give his oppinion without getting yelled at all the time? Because people are so f*cking stupid. Yet, sometimes people can go to far while trying to express their oppinions. So I give this a 0 becuase it is good, yet bad. (And to all you who think I am a dumbass, go screw yourselves!!)

Submitted by Man O' War at 2004-03-02 22:28:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

In the aims of getting some of the crap off the recently reviewed page, I'm gonna put this on there.

Submitted by BigLee at 2004-03-02 18:37:36 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Racist eh..............hmm i grew up with Dr.Seuss.......
thats probably why im racist i guess....Damn niggers..jk dont shoot me

Submitted by Circe at 2004-02-24 12:02:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

People took this seriously?

Wow.... just, you know. Wow.

I'm stump dumb, and have a lousy sense of humour, and questionable personal hygiene, and even I got the joke....

I ROCK.

Funny as hell, dude.. thanks.

Submitted by Man O' War at 2004-02-16 23:44:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Genius. Thought I had rated this before.

Submitted by Falconer at 2004-02-15 17:21:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You'd think they'd read the other reviews before posting their ignorant shite. IT IS SATIRE! The fucking post is satire!

On a completely different note, Death Metal Dude, are you into thrash?

Submitted by draculahunter at 2004-02-15 17:04:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I'm not taking this seriously or anything, but it's funny as hell. There is a kid that goes to my school named Donavan that tries to make everything seem raceist as well. Maybe it is the guy from my school... o.0

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude at 2004-02-15 16:54:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

FUCK the morons never stop!

Submitted by SparrowSong at 2004-02-15 16:47:07 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I'm going to give this a negative two because this is an uninformed ranting on a great story by a man who wrote CHILDREN'S BOOKS! 'Dahoo Fores' is not German, as I'm sure has been pointed out in many other reviews of this. The Grinch was NOT chased out of town in the book, as is shown in the movie, where one bigots (who is a kid by the way) laughs at him because he's different. The rest of Whoville is okay with him, and he has a loving family and a girl who likes him. Cindy Lou and the rest of the Whos throughout the movie try to bring him back into society, but he cannot take it because he has been a recluse for most of his life (or at least that is how I take it). In the end of the book, as well as the movie, the Grinch ends up being nice, NOT because he wants or is forced to conform to society, but because of how the Whos act even after he has maliciously stolen their Christmas. Once more, I have to state, Dohoo Fores or whatever is not German, just nonsense made up by Dr. Seuss to entertain children. Please, no more of this crap.

-Sparrow

Submitted by Falconer at 2004-02-15 05:56:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It refuse to believe that anybody took this seriously. NO. That is imfuckingpossible.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude at 2004-02-15 05:46:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I just read all the comments again, and I think I'm going to go cry under my covers, as I realize now that there is no hope for humanity, that all semblance of intelligence that ever existed is disintegrating, and this particular exemplification is depressing.

Please, all -2ers, commit suicide; it's for the better, I promise.

Submitted by seansdementia at 2004-02-15 04:54:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

still going strong

Submitted by TonyMontana at 2004-02-09 00:40:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is fucking briliant. Please ignore the haters, they are the same people that find the most unwitty and uncreative bullshit hilarious but become confused and frightened when confronted with well crafted substantial work that requires a bit of knowledge to grasp.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-02-08 02:38:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for still being Most Heated. -2 to all you assholes who didnt get it.

Submitted by QueenAshlee at 2004-02-02 22:57:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by gqguysd (user info) at 2004-01-31 17:15:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

So the term "target audience" means nothing to you?

Is "BET" (Black Entertainment Television) racsist, for the lack of caucasians? (Or in you pathetic Hitler association attempts "Ayrian".

Watch the show "Friends" look for minorities on that show. That is right few and far between, why?

Ah, the show is watched by primarily "whites".

"Target audience"



_______________________________________________________________________________________




Two of the main charecters on the show are Jewish.

Submitted by layney at 2004-02-01 02:22:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by gqguysd at 2004-01-31 17:15:37 EST (#)
Rating: -2

So the term "target audience" means nothing to you?

Is "BET" (Black Entertainment Television) racsist, for the lack of caucasians? (Or in you pathetic Hitler association attempts "Ayrian".

Watch the show "Friends" look for minorities on that show. That is right few and far between, why?

Ah, the show is watched by primarily "whites".

"Target audience"

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-30 12:41:57 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Dr. Sues wasn't racist. Did he beat woman? yes. Did he sodomize babies? of course. Did he invent crack cociane? no doubt about it. But rasist my friend the doctor was not. I remember one time me and Suese were hanging at the crib and I was watching him mutilate and disfigure puppies and this story on the news came on about racism. He he said and I quote, "That racism shit is fucked up, now help he cut up this puppy." Now if you are looking for some real comedy check this site out www.geocities.com/captain_foamy it is bad ass!

Submitted by makislayer at 2004-01-29 00:23:41 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Oh my dear lord you should be struck down dead, i know what you really want with this piece of propoganda. Suess?, did you think no one would put it all together? How utterley obvious of you. I gues it woun't surprise many of you that indeed Dr. Suess aka Theodor Seuss Geisel was actually the son of German immigrants and this tool Donovan,if that is even your real name, is trying to label Suess as racist. Don't you see they aren't really racist they are germans their the victims in all of this don't you see? it is so obvious what he is doing.

Shasha

Submitted by beefstick86 at 2004-01-28 22:41:13 EST (#)
Rating: -2

There is something seriously wrong with you. Dr. Suess did not, I repeat, DID NOT intend any racial slur upon anyone. It was a story about those with love in their hearts for Christmas. And don't quote people when the tell you something about a foreign language that they can't speak. Dahoo Fore is not part of the German langauge and never will be. It's probably a made up language and has something to do with love and happiness. The original story was written to help children learn to read, not to teach the subliminal messages about hating minorities. Next I can see you posting about Green Eggs and Ham being a work against fat people. This is absolutely rediculous.

Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge at 2004-01-28 15:51:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-27 16:28:09 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You are a stupid person. If you cant understand that the story is completely giving the opposite message, i wont bother to explain, there is no hope.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-27 13:07:01 EST (#)
Rating: -2

This is awful. You are a very sick minded person and I suggest you seek help

Submitted by Proud-To-Own-Testicles at 2004-01-26 14:33:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I say who cares if Dr. Seuss is a racist.
We should be celebrating the fact that most of us live in a country where we're not stiffled creatively and unjustly within our media. Sure you can make him out to be a bad guy when you only focuse on the bad, even though you did give mention to the good qualities in the begining. The good qualities deserve equal representation so an unbiased opinion can be made. Otherwise that's just communist. And nobody likes pink-commi scum.

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2004-01-26 06:09:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy Sweet Fuck.

Bruh, your post is ho-larious. Well thought out, entertaining bit of satire. Also in the news: EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS A FUCKING IDIOT. Names like RandomJoe, Dakeler42 come to mind (read earlier replies). And tshia, thank you for this little number:

""And it's no mistake that the joyous Who-ville song "Dahoo Fores" is German for "We burn crosses."
Oh wait that is a mistake, Dahoo Fores is not german for "We burn crosses" as far as I know the phrase "Wir verbrennen Kreuze" means we burn crosses. Dahoo and Fores are not even German Words, according to my own limited knowledge."

Fucking incredible, tshia!!! You've managed to peel apart layer upon layer of tightly woven conspiracy, to see through the malicious libel (slander is spoken, you stupid fuckers) of a truly malignant and subversive asshole. You win: THE FUCKING NO-PRIZE, STUPID. All of the talentless hack pussies that put up replies like this: Your [sic] such a stuped [sic] motherfucker he wasnt racist say whatever you fucken [sic] want ass bich whore; can die one time for every MISSPELLED WORD IN THIER REPLY. Keep putting up funny shit like this, bro.

x signed
Your Father

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-26 00:34:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

fucking a riot as far as the nay sayer goes so what if the guys picking on a children story big fucking deal. its why its called a parody, fo fuck u bunch of dumb bitches and nigger freaks and asian cock sucker

Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge at 2004-01-24 18:44:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by throbgod13 at 2004-01-23 22:33:17 EST (#)
Rating: 0

and..

i don't fucking care..

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-23 21:29:10 EST (#)
Rating: 1

People are still too dumb to actually figure this out.

Submitted by WeirdlySawbones at 2004-01-22 14:30:51 EST (#)
Rating: -2

A valiant attempt to generate hate mail now isn't it?
Pretty sorry when one would feel the need to attack childrens books for the sake of waving the racism flag.
Why don't you fly the fuck out o'here and go consult your bowl of Alphabits as to lifes mysteries.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-18 16:14:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This post definitely brought a smile to my face while I was reading it. It was interesting and even for a satire (which it was, so all you nay-sayers just chill the f*ck out), Donavan had some really good points. Definitely entertaining if you're just lookin for a laugh.

In conclusion I really only have two things to say

1. This is just a goddamn SATIRE, it's made for entertainment. Donavan's not out to destroy the story, so could everyone stop taking it so goddamn seriously?! Honestly, chill out and learn to understand HUMOR.

2. Random Joe, just shut the FUCK up already!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-13 07:27:54 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I found this quite entertaining. I guess you would have to be American to get so defensive over this Dr. Whoever bloke, well im not and to be honest I dont understand why people fly off the handle at somthing like this? OK its a bit radical, but whoever wrote it has made a good point, and has tried to back himself up with references...

Whats the problem with that? I think all you people who take all of 2 seconds to think about your replys should go find some weed and chill the f*ck out, you are too hyper. An yea I watched the movie and found it funny, and yea they had a token black bloke and asian bloke in it, but hey at least they werent killed off like in other movies. My god, could you imagine what people would go on about then! lol

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-10 00:58:27 EST (#)
Rating: -2

What the hell are you talking about? First of all, whey the hell does every movie have to have black and asian characters in it or its racist. That point is just ridiculous. Second, If this book is about race, which it clearly isn't (its a childrens book, why would he have complex metaphors in it?) it's about including everybody. Maybe I'm mistaken but I thought they included him at the end, and that they all felt bad for being so mean to him. This obviously shows that it's a book about inclusion, and therefore it was not written by a racist. Had it been written by a racist, it would have ended with them lynching the grinch, burning down his house, or doing something totally unwarented to him.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-08 18:37:50 EST (#)
Rating: -2

just a passing reader, but i think that the mere idea of the good dr. being a racist is idiotic.

what do you think horton and the whos was about? many of seuss' stories are about alienation and discrimination. he's making a point. maybe some morals about togetherness for some little kids to pick up on.

this is just as dumb as when people say mark twain was a racist. he wrote to poke fun at racism.

think what you wish though.

Submitted by Wickedriser at 2004-01-08 16:38:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

hi im just trying to get my name out there.. take a look at what i got!
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1073597774880019519

Submitted by Christ at 2004-01-04 01:52:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

WWWW... [edited by bart]

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-02 08:22:23 EST (#)
Rating: -2

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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-02 08:21:05 EST (#)
Rating: -2

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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-01 10:09:23 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Why are so many poeple taking this so seriously?

What is the point of getting worked up over this article?

Why is it that so many people here can't spell words properly?

Well, give any moron a computer with an internet connection, and this is what you get. It's sad, really. Get a hold of yourself, use your spell check, and find something better to waste your time on other than getting teed off at an internet article. Sheesh!

Submitted by citizenkained at 2004-01-01 08:44:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by fr33d0mrulz at 2003-12-31 14:30:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Classic work...nicely done...well thought out...like the poem...keep them comin...

Submitted by Christ at 2003-12-29 21:08:47 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by almsd at 2003-12-28 16:30:27 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to
lose.

-- Homer Simpson
Dead Putting Society

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-26 22:41:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Kind of a 'check your brain at the door' thing, but I can definitely say that it worked for me....possibly because I am VERY bored at work. Funny stuff though.

Submitted by STIXS at 2003-12-25 12:04:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Joe really doesn't like you...w/e, it's funny.

Submitted by Robert_of_Duluth at 2003-12-25 11:30:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

nice

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 11:41:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

reading the comments to this post actually made me dumber.
the post was really great though.
keep it up

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 10:01:12 EST (#)
Rating: -2

view the source to find the real message!!!!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 10:00:45 EST (#)
Rating: -2

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Rating: -2

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Rating: -2

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Rating: -2

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Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:54:39 EST (#)
Rating: -2

As an idiot would say, "I usually reserve this space for the standard movie review."
In this case, I'm going to use this to say...


YOU STINK LIKE A BAG OF GARBAGE WITH RAW CHICKEN THAT WAS EATEN THEN REGURGITATED INTO A TOILET WHICH WAS FLUSHED INO THE SEWER SYSTEM WHERE IT WAS PICKED UP BEFORE THE WATER WAS TREATED AND FURTHER CONTAMINATED WITH NUCLEAR WASTE THEN FINALLY PLACED INTO THE HORRID OPENING IN YOUR FACE THAT YOU MUST CALL A MOUTH!!!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:54:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

As you can see, <i>Anonymous Joe</i> must really hate you!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:53:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

As an idiot would say, "I usually reserve this space for the standard movie review."
In this case, I'm going to use this to say...


YOU STINK LIKE A BAG OF GARBAGE WITH RAW CHICKEN THAT WAS EATEN THEN REGURGITATED INTO A TOILET WHICH WAS FLUSHED INO THE SEWER SYSTEM WHERE IT WAS PICKED UP BEFORE THE WATER WAS TREATED AND FURTHER CONTAMINATED WITH NUCLEAR WASTE THEN FINALLY PLACED INTO THE HORRID OPENING IN YOUR FACE THAT YOU MUST CALL A MOUTH!!!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:48:16 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You insult humanity with your presence!!
You are a crackmonkey!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:47:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Yeah!!! you stink!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:45:18 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I spit on your idiotic work!!!!
:-( ~~~~~~~~~~~ [you little #!@#!$$!*&@$!&*@%$&*@$& and *%&@%&(@*&#%@*#%@#%@#}

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:42:09 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Garbage!!
You stink!
I hate your stupid writing!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:41:46 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You obnoxious piece of rubbish!!!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:41:09 EST (#)
Rating: -2

YOU'RE A RACIST, Ryan Donovan

You're a racist, Ryan Donovan
You really are an ass
You think that all Mexicans
Should be outside cutting your grass, Ryan Donovan
You believe that everyone who's not white is IN A LOWER CLASS

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:40:40 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You're a Klansman, Ryan Donovan
You're hood's as white as your smile
You want to line up all non-Caucasians
And kill them execution-style, Ryan Donovan
Given the choice between a black man and a seasick crocodile, you'd take the SEASICK CROCODILE


Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:40:34 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You're a supremacist, Ryan Donovan
Hatred is your goal
You want to rid the world of all Latinos
Because you have no soul, Ryan Donovan
You wouldn't touch a Puerto Rican with a THRITY-NINE-AND-A-HALF-FOOT POLE


Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:40:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You're a Nazi, Ryan Donovan
Hitler would be proud of you
The Whos should be judged at Nuremberg
Because they treated others like poo, Ryan Donovan
You regard people who aren't like you like a toilet FULL OF NUMBER TWO


Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:40:18 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You're a bastard, Ryan Donovan
You truly are a hate-monger
You avoid an Asian cashier in the store
Even when the white line's longer, Ryan Donovan
You have less integrity and scruples than that slutty MONEY-GRUBBER DARVA CONGER


Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:40:11 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You're a gay-basher, Ryan Donovan
Your intolerance clouds your eyes
But your latent homosexuality
Is impossible to disguise, Ryan Donovan
If you entered a liar's contest and said that the Cat In The Hat was not queer, you'd WIN THE TOP PRIZE

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:40:00 EST (#)
Rating: -2



You're a bigot, Ryan Donovan
You and Ron Howard should hate yourselves
You banished all Indians and Asians
And put them on the shelves, Ryan Donovan
I hope the both of you get sodomized by a band of HERPES-TRANSMITTING ELVES




Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:39:36 EST (#)
Rating: -2

YOU'RE A RACIST, Ryan Donovan

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:37:15 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You stink!!
This post is pure garbage!!!!
Your arrogance insults the mere concept intelligence!!!
In its moronic rantings, your writing resembles the scrawling of a baboon.
You should be ashamed of your idiotic

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:37:03 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You take racism to a new level!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:36:46 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You stink!!
This post is pure garbage!!!!
Your arrogance insults the mere concept intelligence!!!
In its moronic rantings, your writing resembles the scrawling of a baboon.
You should be ashamed of your idiotic

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:33:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You stink!!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:30:20 EST (#)
Rating: -2

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Rating: -2

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Rating: -2

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Rating: -2

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Rating: -2

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Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 09:29:18 EST (#)
Rating: -2

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Rating: -2

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Rating: -2

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Rating: -2

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Rating: -2

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Rating: -2

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Rating: 2

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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude at 2003-12-23 00:50:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The sheer number of stupid people who reviewed this post is staggering.

d00d hE totallly not rasistic!!!111one12 your such a comunisim!!!!!!!!!@

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 00:31:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I dont know why most of those other people had to cry like pussies because this guy says Dr.Seuss is a racist. Whoop-de-doo! He said somtething that was pretty funny and because everyone has to bitch, hje gets a low rating. Get over yourselves.

Submitted by the_holloway at 2003-12-22 18:26:51 EST (#)
Rating: -2

asshole.

Submitted by tshia at 2003-12-22 03:18:28 EST (#)
Rating: -1

I think that you are making a horribly unsported claim when you call Dr. Seuss a racist. It seems ludicrious to claim that the Whos are not ethnically or religiously diverse are representative of some white supremacist society. If I remember correctly they live in a snowflake, maybe just maybe their imaginary world is slightly different from ours. "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" is a Christmas story and there is no reason for it to include characters from other religions, I am sure if some one ever wrote "How The Grinch Stole Quanza" that there would not be any Christians in the story.

"And it's no mistake that the joyous Who-ville song "Dahoo Fores" is German for "We burn crosses."
Oh wait that is a mistake, Dahoo Fores is not german for "We burn crosses" as far as I know the phrase "Wir verbrennen Kreuze" means we burn crosses. Dahoo and Fores are not even German Words, according to my own limited knowledge.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-16 11:11:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I was just reading some reviews and I noticed bella saying that wop is spelled with an "h".



WRONG!

I know its been a while since that was said, but I just cant let it go.

wop is actually W.O.P., it stands for WithOut Papers (immigration papers), it originated in the forties with italians emigrating to escape mussolini in WWII.


jackass.

Submitted by jwlmar10 at 2003-12-10 01:09:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

How is this getting -2's?! This post is pure genius.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-09 17:31:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

this is not funny i wish it wasnt number 1

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-09 12:46:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

What a waste. If he was a racist, WHO CARES? Guess what slapnuts, more people are probably racists too. IT HAPPENS. Go walk into traffic.

Submitted by Dakeler42 at 2003-12-09 11:58:14 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Your aboth the dumpest son of a bicth I ever meet so what if he is racist FREE FUCKEN COUNTRY if I remember correctlty am I right fucken commie bastard!!!!!!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-04 22:01:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

cripes people get pissed off about the stupidest shit

Submitted by STIXS at 2003-12-03 23:37:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well done. Just a question, should I post a story about how my dog performs self-fellatio, or a story about my sister scaring the bejesus out of a "self-help" traveling counseling group? Anyways, well done, nice poetry, too. I enjoyed it.

Submitted by QueenAshlee at 2003-12-03 19:37:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Stupid nails. Anyway, I inteded to say that this was humour. That is all.

Submitted by QueenAshlee at 2003-12-03 19:36:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

And you're reading too much into this post. IT's

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-03 16:26:23 EST (#)
Rating: -2

All I can say is that this is a bunch of bullshit...Yea he might of been racist who knows...Who cares really...I mean come on...I love Dr. Suess...I read his books all the time when I was young...I still enjoy seeing the movie over and over again...You are reading to much into his books...For Pete sake he was writing children books...Like I said this is bullshit and the poem/song that you wrote is a piece of shit...Don't make a living out of song/ poem writing...

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-29 21:12:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

If you go to the following link you'll notice a few cartoons by Dr. Seuss from the WWII era...
http://www.tfaoi.com/aa/1aa/1aa291.htm
You may also notice how many of the cartoons suggest that blacks be sent off to war.. in an effort to get rid of them maybe? Also from the storybook drawing, "But those were FOREIGN CHILDREN and it really didn't matter" Hmmm... makes you think, doesnt it? Just because we're fighting a war with Japan makes Japanese children not be considered humans? Or is it that everyone that isn't American is barbaric? Maybe Dr. Seuss wasn't fit for writing children's books in the first place.

Submitted by alveenie at 2003-11-26 17:45:50 EST (#)
Rating: 1

dr. seuss seems like he has a lot of enemys... but this was too long -_-

Submitted by smileyfacepicnic at 2003-11-24 19:19:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is brilliant.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-24 18:24:49 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I'd like to point out the obvious, It is a christmas story and not one of you can say that you didn't squeal with delight when mom and dad came to get you to watch this cartoon, I have a three year old daughter and she loves the grinch as a matter of fact we watch it like 30 times a month, has she once come up to me after and been like, mommy,the grinch is green, he's bad. NO! the fucking moral of the story is that even after years of torment and being different in the end the WHO's took the grinch under their pudgy little arms and loved him once more, and also the reason why the GRINCH left wasn't because people hated him because he was green, he left because that little kid in class made fun of him which all kids do. It was teaching people to be tolerant of other people and that everybody, even those who are blatenly different than you are just as "good" as you. So there you go Captain Play the Race Card, because its the easiest thing to do.

Submitted by QueenAshlee at 2003-11-23 21:36:19 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I will concede that this was one kickass peice of writing. In fact, I think that's what I've been saying. Oh, look, it IS what I've been saying! I have said from the first time I saw this post that it kicked ass. Could I do better? Doubtful, as I'm really not great at humour writing.


However, Dewey, I find it irksome that you choose to lump me into your little category. I take pride in my work, and while it's not always the best, everything I've written is sure as fuck better that anything you've written. Ever. So shut the fuck up, cocksmoke. Maybe when your user info doesn't look like this:

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I might listen to you. You bitch about how much our posts suck, but have you actually READ your own stuff? It's reminiscent of a whiny fucking 12 year old. You have absolutely NO PLACE WHATSOEVER criticizing ANYBODY else's writing, least of all mine. In conclusion, you may now suck the cock I don't have.


Submitted by dewey at 2003-11-23 10:18:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That was funny as hell. I do beleive that Dr. Suess was racist. Just look at teh places you will go. and Tim, JoeAverage, and QueenAshlee you could take lessons from this guy he can right better than all you put together, fuckers.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-21 11:34:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I laughed at every line, sang out loud in my Unix class, Excellent work.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-21 01:27:58 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Reading comprehension 101. It may help you out a bit, cause your way off in the wrong field

Submitted by JoeAverage at 2003-11-18 13:25:55 EST (#)
Rating: 0

This is bullshit and so is Canada, click here to read why:

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069104224514727984

Submitted by bort at 2003-11-15 21:44:32 EST (#)
Rating: -2

YOU FUCKING SUCK AND IM NOT BEING IRONIC loool

YOU RIPPED OFF MY WORK

Submitted by QueenAshlee at 2003-11-15 21:12:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

UNconfused, why don't you remove the stick from your ass and attempt to understand the concept of HUMOUR? Better yet, just go away. HA!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-13 13:38:36 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Stupid.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-06 11:12:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

it was a fairly good argument, and i cant believe some of the people making references to the civil war. ¨the north was just jealous buecause it was too cold to plant crops¨? southern minnesota is the most fertile land in the world. some people do not know what they are talking about. its a joke, a good one at that. the people that take it seriously are the people that make me sigh with relief when i hear that 50 percent of all eligible citizens vote.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude at 2003-11-06 03:08:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

OMG!!!12! dr suse totallly was not raceist!@!! LOLOLOLLO!!! im gon reply as if thisp ost is 100 %^ serios! L0L!!!4 u suxxxors dovonan

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-06 02:55:53 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I'm still trying to decide who is worse, a racist person or someone who slanders a dead man's name based on uncreditable evidence. If you want to defame the names of deceased bigots, why not pick someone like, I dunno, uh, Hitler, who actually was racist. Dr. Seuss Claim to fame: writing books for kids. Hitler's: killed 6 million people out of hate.

Submitted by UNconfused at 2003-11-01 14:26:33 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Interesting try, but completely based on fallacy.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-27 12:39:28 EST (#)
Rating: -2

WOW...you spent all that time writing garbage and even had more time to come up with a poem to go with it. 90% of the crap u just wrote children wouldn't even understand. I still remember the first time i saw the origional cartoon all i knew was that there were songs and a bad green guy that became good in the end. You must be the most hateful person in the world to think up half the crap you have written..and have the most time on your hands. Get a life for god sakes. If anything you are the exact definition of a Nigger. Do us all a favor and never type another thing again u waste of life.

Submitted by QueenAshlee at 2003-10-27 02:03:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Dude, you're a moron. The Whos knew EXACTLY who the Grinch was, and they ostracized him because he was different. Also, I'm sure this was meant to be funny. Stop sucking the joy out of stuff!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-27 01:19:04 EST (#)
Rating: -2

This is one of the worst things I have read in a while. First of all, how can you judge Who's like people? Besides that, Who-ville is an isolated community. Europe in medieval times was all White. They didn't have any diversity in Europe until they began to explore and meet other people. Were they racist because they had never seen a different person? Or could you also allege that some remote village in Africa is racist, because they have never seen a white person? If you were making a movie about a remote jungle village in Africa, would you throw in some token white people? Probably not, because it would just be strange. Same thing here. Children don't see Black and White, they are the most un-racist of all of us, they see people as people. Seeing a movie or reading a book doesn't turn them into racists. All Dr. Suess wanted to do was entertain people, not bash people or push agenda, which it appears you are trying to do. Maybe you entertained yourself, and some other people, but not anyone that has some common sense or shred of decency. People like you create more problems than they solve.

Submitted by GoblinVolunteer at 2003-10-24 14:02:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-19 16:05:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is a veru well thought out opinion. Although i can see where this person is coming from you must remebr in the time in which the story was writen as well as the place or orgin. As for the movie, i agree that in this time things should have changed to incorporate the every chaning population of north america. But here is the BIG question.. do you honestly think any typical child would notice or even CARE that this movie like so many was not multi racial?

Submitted by bargled at 2003-10-16 23:42:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Kicker of all ass

Submitted by Magno at 2003-10-16 21:04:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I love this post. If it were a person, I'd have sex with all night.

Submitted by lipglossislove at 2003-10-09 17:54:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

it's long...I used to know a dude named donovan... hes in my chem class. golden.

Submitted by Quartermain at 2003-10-07 13:48:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Good grief. This thread is three years old and still going. I should be so lucky.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-07 13:39:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I would just like to say that the one bigot kid is probably a 13 year old boy with a major complex going on. You should iron some stuff out in your head or shake one out man if your at that age yet. The only reason that you are a racist is because you are scared, that is where it all spawns from and you are just a scared little boy. I cant even believe that i am taking time to bitch at a dork like yourselves

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-06 14:37:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-02 18:20:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-02 18:17:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

DEATH ON A STICK...MONKEY WITH RABIES...all of which are funny, but not as funny as your story. Good work, keep up with the satire.

CHRIST HATES EVERYONE
{Please, no one be stupid enough to start a religious propoganda about religion because of my above comment...ill just call you a Nazi if you do :) }

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-30 14:48:50 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Dr. seuss kicks ass. your just full of bullshit.

Submitted by bargled at 2003-09-28 15:52:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Bastards. I will fix this alone if I have to!

Submitted by bargled at 2003-09-28 15:51:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

EVERYONE WHO GAVE THIS A NEGATIVE RATING DESERVES TO BE DECAPITATED BY A STEEL DILDO.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-24 15:09:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Dumbasses who took this seriously should be shot.

Excellent stuff. And Dr. Seuss wrote propoganda for the guv'mint. *gasp*

Submitted by Secession at 2003-09-19 08:54:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I think the funniest thing about this is people's reactions to it. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU... (you can fill in the rest) - some of the most virulent unpleasantness comes from those who claim to be peaceful liberals. We want world peace and we'll kill anyone who tries to stop us getting it. Excellent stuff.

Submitted by Cassiopeia at 2003-09-18 03:34:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by virgil at 2003-09-15 00:14:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I think it's good the rating is .31... it means that people are arguing. I think that's a big part of all of this too.


Submitted by iddqd at 2003-09-14 21:22:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i CANNOT believe that this has only a rating of 0.3.

this article is the pinnacle of ubersite. the absolute, total, complete, utter fuckheads that gave this a negative rating have absolutely NO right to pass on dna. die.

Submitted by ColonBowell at 2003-08-31 10:10:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hehe. Funny.

Submitted by Chad_Sexington at 2003-08-27 23:28:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-23 20:22:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

TYPO NOTICE:


In one of the first few lines, i put
STOP TAKING JOKE SO SERIOUSLY

My bad, made a typo. It's supposed to be
STOP TAKING JOKES SO SERIOUSLY


I hope this prevents some kid saying "You made a mistake! Ooooh I'm going to bash you!"

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-23 20:21:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-23 20:18:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

DONOVAN DIDN'T MEAN IT
IT WAS A JOKE
IT WAS ALL SATIRE
THE SONG WAS A JOKE TOO
STOP TAKING JOKE SO SERIOUSLY

My god, I do hope after stressing the point in all caps on the first few lines of my review gets everyone the message.

Dr. Suess was not a racist merely because all of the Who's were white. Let's take my town for an example. I have seen less than 10 black people here, but none of us are racists. Maybe it's just a coincidence.

Dahoo Fores (excuse me if I spelled it wrong), probably aren't even words. Will this get you to the point that DONVAN WAS JUST KIDDING?

I do hope all you little kids learn that Donovan's Your a Racist, Dr. Suess was just SATIRE!!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-18 12:32:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Syxx.....This is the last time I help you UNCLE FUCKER.


Bella

Submitted by syxx at 2003-08-18 12:24:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I know that people reading this story have read a few of my responses and seemed to have gotten upset a little..............well FUCK YOU!!!!!!! This message is for that stupid CUNT "EMERY"!!!!
Who the fuck are you to make a dumb comment like that to me..... "Pull the plug" hahahahaha, you are so COOl!!!!! I bet your one of those fuck face fuckers who does nothing but go on the internet,
just to make shit up about yourself, so people who have never met you, might like you. I bet you've
never been fucked before either, you virgin cunt!!!!! You said that you registered to make 2 points, well you made the 2 points, so go and unregister and shut the fuck up. I don't know what motherfucker ever told you to always speak up, but they should've told you to Shut the fuck up.
To Bella, I thank you for your support with the fight to eliminate stupid people from this earth,
but unfortunately it's a fight that will never be won as long as these uneducated fuck face fuckers
keep dropping out of school. Also Bella, i have not forgotten your comment about the "hooked on phonics" ..........remember???? I do, don't worry, i'll save it for another time.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-18 11:55:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Emery......Wow your the only person that I know that can judge another persons spelling and grammer when your missing words in your sentences. Just a little piece of advice, people that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. You might want to try SPELL CHECK next time.

To Syxx.....don't worry my man. Stuid bitches like this should learn when to shut their fuckin mouth.





Bella


Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-14 15:03:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This thread will never die.

Submitted by emery at 2003-08-14 14:45:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I registered to make two points. Firstly, I think the intent of the story isn't to express racist ideas, but more anti-racist ideas. To elaborate. The grinch became the grinch because he was outcast, because people didnt like him because of what he was, not who he was. I think this is Dr. Suess' way of showing that racism hurts. And secondly a note to Syxx: you claim that black people are uneducated in holding slavery over the white peoples heads, yet you consitently fail to use proper grammar and spelling. You are whats wrong with the internet. Pull the plug.

Submitted by syxx at 2003-08-14 12:53:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Okay this message is only intended for the stupid fucking ass licking anal probe loving mother fucker known as PsychoApeMan!!!! You are a stupid dumb fucking bitch!!! Not once did i ever say
that ALL black people feel that every white man is a racist, nor did i ever say that all Italians
are dumb, I said the "WANNA B'S." Why are you so stupid?? is it because your mother is your sister
to?? fucking incest mother fucker, i bet you fuck your dog too. I hate when people like you come
into a conversation thinking that your actually intelligent, but you always come out looking stupid
by proving my point. First of all, i'm not WHITE, I'm BLACK!!!! Just because i'm black doesn't mean i agree with the way other black\white\asian\italian\etc... think!!!! i will say what ever i want to say, and if you want to respond to it, first take your cock out of your brother's ass and your father's cock out of your mouth, sit and think about what exactly your going write, make sure it's not as stupid as you sound, and read it over to make sure you even know what your writing about, then you can respond. See your problem is you assume to much, just like i'm assuming you enjoy fucking family members and animals you sick mother fucker. You know what, i bet you can't read properly to, that's why you didn't understand the messages properly. look, it's alright that your stupid, i mean the world needs stupid people in it, this way when intelligent people are having a bad day, we can stomp on a low life, incest breeding, ugly(most likely) cunt mother fuckers like you. in your last response you called me a "CUNT" you are right, i am what i eat!!!! i know i called you a cunt to,and your probably saying, well, i am what i eat too." but the difference is,
the cunt i eat, ISN'T RELATED TO ME!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by dingo at 2003-08-14 10:42:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

'And it's no mistake that the joyous Who-ville song "Dahoo Fores" is German for "We burn crosses." '

Classic.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-13 10:42:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

kim02721.......Wow, I must say your fucking quick! It's called sarcasim. Your a stupid fuck.
Please don't comment on something that you can't understand. You dumb bitch!

Fuck you.

Submitted by PsychoApeMan at 2003-08-09 12:25:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Syxx, you are such a fuckwit that I registered for the sole purpose of mocking you. I have met some real fucktards in my lifetime, especially over the internet, but you've gotta rank in the top ten.
Why is it that skinny little white guys always get pissed off when someone mentions racism? You say that donovan is fucking stupid because he used a little marxist analysis and you didn't like what he came up with, but any point you might have is overruled by the fact that the rest of your post makes it quite plainly obvious that you, sir, are a cunt. You assume that black people don't like you because you're white. No, they don't like you because you're a cunt. It's fair enough. And a racist cunt at that..
You babble about how you believe in equality, and then whine because you think that black people persecute you because of your skin, and then in the *very next post*, you start insulting someone for having an italian name. Yeah. Equality, but fuck the whops... right..
I can't believe you had the front to end your first post with the 'let's move on as 1 instead
of many' line.
Syxx; fighting for equality the world over, through the cunning use of racism and cheesy lines. And fucking poorly worded rants.

Good job fucktard, keep it up.

Submitted by BongWaterWitch at 2003-08-07 20:53:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

... to note: I believe The Grinch, is a classic tale of bulling and the latter effects on the bullied.
The grinch in and of himself represents neither a race nor a religion nor a class of Who. Rather, he is merely a Who, who is pigmentally/folicaly challenged. This is nothing more sinister than a tale of morality that happens to rhyme.
Furthermore, while I agree there is a obvious trend toward an all-white arian Who society, it would seem to me that this is due mostly to the dictates of the consumer market, and not that of a racist Opie Cunningham.
Thats all for now......

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-07 12:21:29 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

What a nice article you have pulled outta your ass you dipshit. Not only was that complete bull shit it wasnt even slightly amusing. I'm sick of bitches like you bitching about "discrimination" and "prejudce" because you were kicked outta your house hold for your masturbation addiction. Did they have to take the bateries out of your "anal tounge" device you piece of shit. Why do you want more blacks/asians minorities in the movie? Maybe its not ment to be like that. Maybe your the racist here because they didnt include your ethnic background in the movie. I wouldnt be surprised if you were a 40 year old man married to his cousin, your house prolly doenst have electricty and you shit and piss outside like a hippie and you claim you do this because you dont want to have electricty because electricty starts with a E and E is 10+ letters away from W which is the first letter of white. [i you didnt know dip shit] Do us all a favor and shut the fuck up before i find you, take out your tounge and hang you by your intestines on a tree. have a nice time in hell bitch.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-06 21:46:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i would like to take it back to the civil war thing. i read somewhere up there about was it mr lincoln wanted to free the slaves or somethin? maby he did i dunno the guy but get the fuck outta of here! you think everyone up north really gave that much of a fuck? hell i bet they were also mad at the fact that up north the land there isnt that much well lets say you cant really plant shit up there because it was fuckin cold. not only that it was more industrialized and most of them couldnt even afford slaves to work for them. so of course they were mad that they couldnt compete with the south because they had slaves. theres more but i dont really want to get into all that and i'm not a cynic or nothin, but lets not forget that.

Submitted by bozznc at 2003-08-05 10:04:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

This was an interesting satire to say the least. While I may not agree with your ideas, you draw a fine picture of your view and for that, I say Hoo-Rah. In reference to the numerous close minded posts below me, Folks, this is a satire. It is intended to express a point of view, not neccessarily correct or based in reality, but an Idea. Without differing opinions and ideas, the world would be a bland and dull place. Carry on Donovan, and Charlie Mike.

Bozz
USNAVY

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-01 23:53:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

ps, that story was obviously a joke.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-01 23:50:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

whoa. that was some heavy shit.(not the story the replies)!APOLOGIZE! 2nd lets all just love each other and not be racist or assholes. the most effective way to show some one your point is through compassion and patience.also lincoln pretty much freed the slaves to help with the civil war.and it really doesn't matter because we are all slaves to capitalism. and if i wasn't at work and bored believe me i wouldn't be doing this right now. you guys are probably from the east coast.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-07-31 10:48:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

bella, you really are a dumb bitch. It's a-p-o-l-o-g-i-z-e.
hahahaha....
I really hope you were kidding

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-07-30 01:27:13 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Hey Syxx.....You stanky ass mother fucker. Just from reading your response I can tell that you are
a boy. Only a boy would come up with a dumb ass coment to make about Italians. By the way, I guess you haven't learned your lesson from last time.....the word whop has an H in it. It is NOT spelled wop. Before you try and insult someone using a method such as this one, you might want to spell things properly. You've just made yourself look like a bigger dumb ass then before.I don't even have to insult you in order for you to look bad....you did it all by yourself. I understand, after all you do have a penis between you legs. You poor thing. Until next time, if I choose to respond, but what't the point...you make yourself look bad.

Ciao for now....ASSHOLE!!!!

Bella

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-07-29 12:54:46 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Donovan, you are a fool. Perhaps Dr. Seuss was bringing up the subject of racism because it is a theme that is ever-present in our lives. Maybe he wanted people to think about it because when you forget a wrong in history, it repeats itself. Perhaps he was a very tolerant open-minded man who wanted people to think LIKE YOU CAN'T. Perhaps he intended it to be read to stir some righteous anger AGAINST racism. I somehow doubt that he was a rascist as you say. Read more of his works and reflect on them THEN make accusations but not in a public place, if your intent is merely to piss people off.

Submitted by syxx at 2003-07-28 13:03:47 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

This isn't for the actual writer of the story, this is for the person named "BELLA." Bella,
I rated your response a -2, because you are a loser, and that's what losers get. I don't really
know you, but i know someone like you, i don't like her, and i don't like you. Bella???? That would
be Italian wouldn't it?? Why would you make your people look so bad. I mean, at first i thought the
it was just the idiot who wrote this article, who could think so stupidly, but now i have realized
that you are just as stupid. I have a couple of friends who are Italian, and i really like them,
when I told them about you, they laughed and said, well she's probably a "WANNA B ITALIAN". Stop
making the italian nation look bad because of you, it's just not fair. I also realize that I spelt
wrong, but you see i responed quicker and didn't catch it until after, sorry for being HUMAN!!!!
DUMB BITCH!!! You know, your so stupid, i think that i'm going to write a whole little article,
just about you, and how stupid you are. Please everyone look for the articl next week, under
"Humor" and i think we will call it......................."Italians & Dumb Fucking Wanna B's"
Guess who'll be staring under the "Dumb Fucking Wanna B" Section????? You are a loser, remember that, any time any one says to you, "Your Great, or Good job, You've been a great help, your nice,
or any thing like that, remember something, YOUR NOT, YOUR A DUMB FUCKING WANNA B SPEAKING WOP!!!!
YOUR NOT ITALIAN, YOU HAVE TO EARN THAT NAME!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Please tune into next week, as i will have an article (which I mentioned above) that I think everyone will want to read, if not Fuck off!!!!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-07-25 13:37:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This message is for SYXX. I just wanted to say that I'm impartial to the subject, but I did want to comment on the way that you spelt appologize. IDJIT....(you know what I mean SYXX)!!!!! It's
A P P O L O G I Z E.........not APPAULIGIZE.....who spell like that? I guess hooked on phonics didn't work for chu (hope you get that one to). Anyways, I do think you have a point, but again I'm staying impartial. Ciao for Now IDJIT!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-07-24 11:19:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I think all of you need to shut up and actually do something useful with your time.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-07-23 12:44:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I ranked this story a 2, not because it was of any point, but because i wanted everyone to read this
story so that everyone else can read/see how fucking stupid people really are today.
Why are some black people (not all black people, just the fuck faces) still holding this
slavery over every white persons head. Are you so fucking dumb, uneducated that you honestly
go home and beleive that every white man is a raciest. Do you realize that, the story
"The Grinch that stole christmas" is a story about NOT treating people who look,act,smell, and
think differently, different. All the guy did was make a story for kids. The point of a childs
story is to teach them something, you know A POINT TO THE STORY. Do none of you remember the
end of the story. you know, the part where they feel bad, and appauligize to him for treating him
the way they did. Why is it that you always hold dumb shit over white peoples head. you think
Black people had it bad, Jewish people almost became EXTINCT!!!!!! Black people were inslaved
and I don't agree with it, but holy fuck, it didn't happen to any of you, none of you know
anything in what the fuck your talking about. Do you not remember what color the president
of the united states was, who said, Slavery is Wrong, and then fought for the black peoples
freedom. WHITE!!!! YOUR FUCKING WELCOME!!!!! Why don't you all just shut the fuck up with the
past, and move on to a future. Black people say that "it wasn't right for us to be slaves because
of our skin color" I 100% agree with any one who says that. But why is it alright for
Black people to judge white people because of there SKIN???? Wouldn't that make you just as
bad as the white people then??? Think about it, and if you have anything intelligent to say in regards to this, please let me know, if not, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and let's move on as 1 instead
of many.

Submitted by queen0fdarkness at 2003-07-17 23:26:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hehehe i know how hard it is to write poetry, and it was pretty damn funny... so i'll give you a 2

Submitted by securis at 2003-07-15 00:51:46 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

This is a perfect example of what happens when you have too much free time on your hands...

Submitted by cea at 2003-07-14 15:38:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

heh, you can't beat evidence like that..

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-07-14 06:18:15 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Has anyone noticed that I, Random Joe, have a seemingly endless number of personalities? HA!

Submitted by xakarii at 2003-07-12 10:11:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Classic stuff.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-07-12 09:38:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Big hairy cunt!

Submitted by c-dog at 2003-07-11 13:31:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

does that mean the smurfs are racist too?
how about the snorks, the gummy bears, etc

burn in hell dr. suess. burn in hell!(shaking fist)

Submitted by Razor at 2003-07-10 13:11:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is clearly the greatest Ubersite post of all time. It was written, most likely on a whim, by Ryan Donovan back in late 2000. Here we are closing in too quickly on 2004 and dumbasses are still taking it seriously.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-07-10 13:09:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I know that Dr. Seuse seems like a racist but they guy was a political cartoonist. He is just makeing racist kid books to point out social injustice. And any way Hortan Hears a Who is worst. I mean they take from the elephant and tell him everything he know is wrong. It sounds like bigotry to me.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-07-09 16:07:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

THE STORY WAS A FUCKIN JOKE YOU RETARDS! I cant believe that some of you people actually take the time and effort to take some deep meaning from this article and half of you obviously broke out a dictionary in a vain attempt to make yourselves seem intelligent. lol i thought the story was funny as hell personally. and then there are some fuckin losers taking shots at different races for no apparent reason. what did the latin and african american citizens of this country ever do to you people? i mean if you are claiming they take all the good jobs or some bullshit like that you can eat a dick because that is just some confederate horseshit that went out of practice years ago. oh and by the way im white, i just cant stand fucking bigots attempting to stab other races in the back and then have the nerve to try to spread that hatred onto others, perhaps some child at an impressionable age...you are truly sad if this is the sort of thing you like to do and i will laugh my ass off when you are all being pulled apart over flames in hell.
Peace.

Submitted by conceited_asshole at 2003-06-23 18:49:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i'm going to claim mother teresa was a nazi just out of spite.

everything ive ever done is brilliant. Fantastic :)

Submitted by conceited_asshole at 2003-06-23 18:46:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Irony?

Its faintly amusing all the violent rhetoric spewed over how doctor seuss (i may have spelt the name wrong, no smug assholes who wank into harry potter bedclothes correct my spelling because im deliberately putting typos in to induce some sort of reaction from you petit pedants) isn't racist. Well, the author of this thread knows that. It was irony. And if you're going to spew rhetoric out of your asses don't go to the dictionary and misuse polysiballic words like some pseudointellectual cunt making an attempt to seem clever, only to be shot down by the fact you thought this was a serious thread.

Im massively egocentric and always right about everything. Excellent. :)

Submitted by sevens at 2003-06-23 02:16:01 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

oh yeah and that thing with the grinch..i think he was being a racist becase...he..um...the grinch was GREEN..and he was a MINORITY!!!...and then um...lets see...oh yeah he was mean so um all of the minorities were uhh mean and not very nice and not the best people and uh liked cutting grass and ummm im making up crap that isnt in there and um so are you and um your song sucks.

Submitted by hairowen at 2003-06-21 13:33:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

hell if I knew some hairy green thing I'd discriminate against it. The thing's so damn ugly. The only thing they did wrong was that they didn't cap the Grinch.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-06-14 14:14:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-06-14 14:14:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-06-14 14:09:13 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

ahem...nigger killer...
you talk about stupid people and morons...
look up the definition of words before using words beyond your vocab

which one? i'll let you figure it out.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-06-11 10:36:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Good job on the poem!! but...
Please read How the Grinch Stold Christmas by Dr. Seuss and you will find that there is nothing about the Who's hating the Grinch AT ALL. You can even watch that little cartoon that is on tv every December before Christmas.
HE hates CHRISTMAS and finds them annoying for loving it so much. That's why he lives on that mountain. All the Who's are different colours and sizes, in the book. There really isn't anything about the Who's taking much notice of him at all.
The Grinch is just a misable character and soon realizes that Christmas isn't what he thought it was.
All the racism comes from the film version of it. Howard basically over did it on plotline and totally missed Seuss' moral of the story. Probably the work book-movie i have ever seen.
It's not a story about the ugly duckling or about hatred or racism. But Howard took it that way.
That poem should be directed at Ron Howard.
And I suggest, even if you opinion is a joke here, get the facts right and have some relevant points to back it up and it will make for a more convincing mockery.

Submitted by Agent_FUBAR at 2003-05-29 10:23:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

amusing, but not as amusing as Nigger_Killer. Thers no way that guy is serious, hes just trying to illicit a reaction and look,he succeeded

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-26 01:19:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yes

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-23 16:03:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Id just like to say that Nigger_Killer is a moron and I hope he dies

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-23 12:13:20 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Now how the hell can you call someone stupid when you don't even know how to spell. Lets see here, "jesus chirst you people are stupied." Now isn't that irony, calling someone stupid and mispelling it. Oh yeah, and what the fuck is persUcuting? Is that anything like persEcuting? You fucking morons. Who cares if it's satire, I don't give a damn about this song and dance, I was just making a point. Which is you're all morons for thinking this is good. If you want to read good satire, why don't you try going to the library and looking up Candide by Voltaire or maybe try "A modest proposal" by John Swift. Now that's good. And for all you morons that went to www.bonsaikitten.com and think that it's real, you're stupid. It was a college prank by students at MIT so quit sending email to fucking animal rights activists. Death to you all.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-22 22:11:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Reguardless of what you say it was meant as a joke.

Submitted by korthrun at 2003-05-22 22:06:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I just want to address the the people who are flaming others for "not seeing that this is a joke".

This is not presented as a joke, the preamble to the song kind of kills that. If it was just the song, I could see how it would take an idiot to think it was a joke. But his multi paragraph rant before presenting the song kind of puts a damper on it.
As far as a 'review'.
Regardless of your thoughts on doctor suess, the song rocks.
I will now flame all the people who are ripping on you for your views, while saying that they are against persucuting people for such thing.
Die your hypocrite faggots.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-22 22:04:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

And with a name like that, you should be let on fire.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-22 21:44:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-22 21:44:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-22 21:43:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It was meant to be a joke, don't like it? Don't read it jesus chirst you people are stupied. Reguardless of what you say it was a great post I would enjoy reading more if he would post them.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-22 16:06:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Oh by the way you fucking morons, "we burn crosses" in german is "Wir verbrennen Kreuze" so shut the fuck up about it.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-22 15:21:58 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Who are you anyway, the fucking reverend jesse jackson?

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-22 15:17:59 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

All fucking niggers must fucking hang. And dr. Suess aggrees with me according to Donovan, so more power to him. Get off your black asses, quit mating, and get a fucking job!

Submitted by jwlmar10 at 2003-05-22 01:45:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-16 19:50:08 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

(-1) For the article; (-5) for all the comments. Why? Because our dear Mr. Donovan has a graps of the English language, unlike the rest of you morons.

Submitted by antluvdog at 2003-05-14 14:19:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

http://www.efmovie.com

That's the only real reason why I'm rating this.

Submitted by ItsAlwaysSeven at 2003-05-12 18:23:24 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

What people don't know is that Dr. Seuss actually did make a bunch of antisemetic propaganda posters durring world war 2.

Regardless...... -2 for posting any type of poetry, what-so-ever. Poetry sucks.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-12 15:01:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Is this not a joke? I thought it was funny. I'm pretty sure this guy just got a laugh out of writing this or something. I think. I'm pretty sure.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-10 07:39:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

i ranked this as make me smile cus the person who wrote it is funny. think about wat sort of person would take the time out to write something like this. i hope u get sodomised by a band of HERPES-TRANSMITTING ELVES. Hurry up and die so hungry peopel can eat u. u suck

Submitted by d_d at 2003-05-06 12:27:56 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

youre an idiot, Ryan Donovan

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-03 08:31:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

This is a SAD attempt at satire. The only reason I'm commenting is because I thought, "Hell, I've wasted moments of my life reading this, I might as well waste a few more."
If you had spent even a third of the time on your satirical arguements that you spent on your lame-ass song, it might be entertaining. Instead, it comes off as a genuine jab at a man who wrote political and social commentaries discouraging racism. (Green Eggs and Ham, Star-Bellied Sneeches...) Have a look at his old political cartoons, while you're at it, Donovan. No, don't bother. You might write something about it, and it's obvious from your attempt at humor that anything you'd further produce would go horribly wrong.
Well, it's good to know I don't need to have any literary skill to post here. Look for my forthcoming "satire" article called: "Why I Think Joe DiMaggio was actually a KGB agent, and other crap I pulled out of my ass."

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-21 14:08:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

this is this a bunch of BULL SHIT.
thank you come again.
jonny.

Submitted by chipolatte at 2003-04-16 17:39:34 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Crap.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-16 17:23:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

hahahahaha....thats funny cause its true

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-12 03:14:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Fathers shall not be put to death for their children, nor children put to death for their fathers; each is to die for his own sin.

Deuteronomy 24:16

Submitted by Queen at 2003-04-11 03:14:04 EDT (#)
Rating: -1


Oh please. I don't think at any point in time in my existence, have I ever been exposed to the amount of utter bull shit this article spewed. I am not going to bother pointing out all the good aspects of Dr. Suess, as I feel this has already been done by almost all before me. I will however comment on one specific comment that "Christoph" made..on down the line. His comment "There is more slavery in the modern world now than there ever was in olden days whatever blah blah blah....GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. It is time to get the hell over the whole slavery issue and move the hell on. Black people have it better now than any other race in america. Why..? B/c even though your race screams for equality, you expect to get more and better b/c of your race. You expect to get the job (that is when you do make the effort to get one) b/c of your race, and will go away screaming "racism" if it isn't given to you. You want to be treated equally to the white man, but refuse to face the same struggles that the working man (of any race) every day of his life faces. Your people are trying to pass a bill that the modern day black person recieves checks from the white people for the slavery that happen a hundred years ago. Were YOU a slave..? Oh no, but you've been told great great grandma nanny was, therefore you feel it right to collect on her suffering..? Your being more than hypocritical. Remember this, it was a BLACK MAN in africa that sold the slaves to the U.S. as PROPERTY and a WHITE MAN in america that set them free. It's time to get the hell over it and move on already. Black people and their grudge holding are the reason this will never die. When you work like the White man, make an HONEST living like the white man, then expect to be treated as equally as the white man. (This is in no way refelcting that all white people are honest hard workers) But as long as you sit back and try to suck money out of my pay-check for your ancestors suffering, you will never be respected. Get off the welfare, get on some birth control, get a job, and EARN your respect. Never expect it.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-03 15:46:10 EST (#)
Rating: 0

ahhhhh racists..hahahahahaha, they are so funny, i mean come on, you have to laugh at them.

Submitted by themangoux at 2003-04-02 20:57:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-03-08 13:45:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I'm afraid you're wrong. The holywood blockbuster film does have rascist undertones, but if that is your only evidence, blame the people who made the movie, not Dr. Seuss. He died before the movie was made so he had nothing to do with it. In the book the Grinch wasn't banished, he never was one of the Whos. If you wan't to see what Dr. Seuss really thought of rasism, read his book The Sneeches.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-03-05 01:38:20 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Jackass...

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-03-04 23:43:21 EST (#)
Rating: -1

I really have seen better when it comes to simple attacks on a story teaching the more simple things in life. You have really gone out of your way to attack nothing. Next time get a clue before you write your childish attacks. Any one could turn a molly into a whale.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-25 17:35:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

it was a damned funny article. that bonsai kitten shit has got to go though. my cat was sitting next to me when i read that and she started crying and freaking out (kinda, more like purring and snuggling up against me, but w/e). people have severe problems today, and donovan isn't one of them, unless a sense of humor is a problem now.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-22 22:07:55 EST (#)
Rating: -2

you crazy confused bastard

Submitted by Kenny89 at 2003-02-21 19:20:02 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Am I the only one here who remembers the book Sneetches on the Beaches written by Dr. Seuss? Anyway, the moral of the story is-- DON'T BE A RACIST!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-21 09:16:05 EST (#)
Rating: 1

hehehehe. True. The comments were almost as funny as the article itself :)

Submitted by Loren at 2003-02-21 08:40:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

"if you don't like it, it's not worth your time commenting, trust me ;)"

Come on Kat, that's what makes it fun.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-21 04:45:36 EST (#)
Rating: 1

My god, you all take this so seriously. Why? It is just a piece of original satire. It's meant to be thought provoking, and humerous, or so I believe. His points show that there often is a deeper meaning to any text or media presented to you, whether the author of that piece intends to imbed meanings into his/her text or not. Don't all take it so personally, if you don't like it, it's not worth your time commenting, trust me ;)

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-15 22:14:13 EST (#)
Rating: -1

dr seuss was a jew. before he wrote childrens books he was a political cartoonist with an editorial cartoon campaign against war isolationists before WW2.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-14 22:16:36 EST (#)
Rating: -2



Yo foo, Dr.Suess aint rasist you shit eater, and even if he was i dont care because niggers do belong in the cotton field, and mexicans do belong in cheap ass returants sweeping and polishing the tan ass skin, and japs do belong in the sweat shops makin all those damn nike shoes. SO SHUT THE FUCK AND GO FIND SOMETHING ELSE STUPID TO SAY!!!!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-12 09:05:32 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I'm sorry, bri, but what is an "exaduration"
Is it an extra long time period?
Or does it mean to "ex-out" a duration?
Or is it something that is blown out of proportion, as in "to exaggerate?
Thank you, thank you very much.
Loren

Submitted by BigJennDogg at 2003-02-12 00:54:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Of course he is a racist...think about when this book was written...I can't say for sure but you may have also been racist if you were from a different era...I am not okaying it I am just saying think about it. I never noticed before so thank you for giving me something to think about..

Submitted by _JP at 2003-02-11 22:48:29 EST (#)
Rating: 1

If there was no more ass in the world to kick, why couldn't it just go to another planet?

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-11 22:35:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This story kicked so much ass, that after it was done, there was no ass left anywhere on the world to kick so it had to go to another solar system just to finish kicking ass

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-11 17:34:17 EST (#)
Rating: -2

that was the stupidest thing ive ever read. im sorry but that was all pretty much bull shit. why would you even say that, i mean what was the motavation besides the boredome? there was not one piece of evidence that DR SUESS him self is/was a racist. To me it seems that the story that he wrote may have been trying to make a point. isnt it, at the end of the story/movie or what ever the hell it is now, that the grinch is finally seen as he is, deep down? you may have a point about the producer but the remark about him being a gay-basher and a lil hitler or what ever you said, was a little over the line, an exaduration. where in any of his books did he say "jews are bad", or "gays are bad" or any thing of the sort, any thing even remotly close to that? my main point is dont go around writing things that dont make sence or are full of shit. sorry so blunt.
~bri

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-10 22:52:24 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-07 18:29:20 EST (#)
Rating: 0

to random joe in reference to his statement:

"...SLAVERY is over..."
There's more slavery in the modern world than there ever was in the history of mankind. What do you think about that fool?

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-06 01:54:21 EST (#)
Rating: -2

you've got to be kidding... this whole essay is rediculous

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-04 11:22:29 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Oh razor, you cut me so deeply. Thanks for the important information. I shall make a note of it. Pompous ass.
:-p L

Submitted by _JP at 2003-02-01 15:02:23 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Razor
I just want to expand on what you were saying:
If you're attributing a series of comments by most people on this site to a cohesive line of thought, you're severely mistaken.

LOL

Submitted by Razor at 2003-01-31 17:02:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I sincerely hope that you both know that Random Joe is just anyone who didn't enter their name when responding, so if you're attributing a series of comments by "Random Joe" to a cohesive line of thought, you're severely mistaken.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-01-31 08:46:30 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Samantha: "you can for one second say this wasnt funny as anything."
Please tell me what the fuck that sentence means. "can" "wasnt" eh?
AND - for the life of me, I don't know why you're giving Random Joe shit on this one (not that he doesn't deserve it sometimes). Please elaborate.
Loren

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-01-30 18:44:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

total genius. RandomJoe: Shut up. you can for one second say this wasnt funny as anything. besides, it was most likely written as a joke and if it wasnt its still funny. Get an open mind and then shove it up ur ass.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-01-30 09:10:13 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Caleb Nova:
I have just one thing to say to you oh brilliant one:
"Duh!"
Loren

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-01-30 06:19:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I sincerely hope everybody that seriously responded to this was kidding, since otherwise my faith in any human intelligence is destroyed once more. Just in case anyone still didn't get it after all the other smart replies- This is a satire, mocking, A)Racism, B)People who deliberately attempt to find racism in places it does not exist simply to raise hatred, and C)Dr. Seuss, just because it's funny to make fun of Dr. Seuss. Cutting stuff Donovan, I loved it.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-01-29 08:54:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Kromaxx, I really wouldn't sweat it, I can pretty much GUARANTEE that everyone will die eventually.
Loren

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-01-28 19:36:19 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I think everybody should die.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-01-27 12:55:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-01-22 09:28:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0

It's obvious you have some intelligence, I'll give you that much - BUT, I think you should take some lessons from maddox.xmission.com, racism racism blah blah blah. I found your article completely uninventive, but at the same time spilling over with undeserved arrogance, and I'm saddened now when I realize I suffered through the entire thing hoping against hope there might be something humorous save me from tears... Bad job "Boredatwork.com!" - lose the link!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-01-15 11:27:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This gets a 2 just 'cause of the song. That song kicks ass. I liked Dr. Seuss shit and it was still funny as shit. Hey Donovan.... keep on keepin' on

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-01-14 19:47:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You are one funny man :)

Submitted by bailoutboy87 at 2003-01-14 06:42:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Racism is hardly random anymore. It's more or less people being total asswhores and pissing people off, in spite, no less, as in the case with "Robin", who posted below. "No doubt there is alot of racism out there. I have been a target myself" - THAT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES YOU! It's funny, and everyone has been brainwashed by the media in having "racism awareness" or whatever the hell they call it. I've got a cool new game we can all play called "if you don't like it, stop reading it"! The first step involves pulling your head out of your ass, so I guess we all can't play it after all...

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-01-11 23:07:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by _JP at 2003-01-10 14:13:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That bonsaikitten is some seriously twisted shit.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-01-10 12:49:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This article was hilarious. I am a huge anti-racist, because I know no stereo-types are true, making them all funny. This was great because it takes something that obviously ISN'T racist, and puts racism into it. You can take anything and make it racist, but Dr. Seuss was a good one, so Kudos. MADDOX is still the ruler of all websites. Oh yeah, and all you righteous pricks who object to this in the name of all that is holy, LIGHTEN UP. It is a simple little joke, there are worse things to complain about online, like http://www.bonsaikitten.com/ . That is something to waste your time complaining about, it's just wrong.....Yeah, Maddox rules, Dr. Seuss racist is funny, and Llighten up everybody, not everything is serious.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-01-06 23:49:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Wow...I agree that these comments are funnier than the actual satire. It's so sad that people are really that stupid and that they post a whole diatribe about it so the entire internet community can be privy to their stupidity. Please, continue to make comments that prove how uninformed you all you. I love the rants that act like they are so gracious to preface their comment with a "we are all entitled to our opinion, and here's mine..." so at least you're a nice dumbass. Oh, and some of you have made some really great racist comments. Way to defend your worthy cause!
SATIRE. Look it up. Jackasses.

Submitted by JesusLovesYou at 2003-01-04 18:58:47 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Jesus Loves You


Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-31 17:45:43 EST (#)
Rating: -2

hmmmm... the only color on this pages background is white, maybe it isn't Dr. Seuss who is racist after all, in fact I think you are. So what if Ron Howard hired only a bunch of white people. That's what really pisses me off. People who get offended about things cause their culture isn't in it. The only way t make every one happy would be to make a movie caleed the Grinch who stole Kwanzaa. Then you wouldn't hear any racist comments, because the only peoplethat complain about racism is Jews and Blacks. (and do understand that tis isn't every jew or every black person). MADDOX SO IS THE ASS-KICKER OF ALL ASSES THAT SHOULD BE KICKED, NOT YOU O FUCK OFF.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-30 13:18:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That was hilarious! As long as you weren't serious...because i don't agree with any of it. But still, you made some excellent points and it was SO friggin funny!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-24 13:19:52 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I think most of these people aren't "bored at work", they are "mad at work".

Some of the replies made me laugh more than the Dr.Suess thing did.

{leaves a large pile of prozac for the whiners}

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-22 22:05:41 EST (#)
Rating: 0

When I first read it, I thought it was funny. I still do. But I am soooo sick and tired of everyone accusing everyone else of being racist. I don't think I can count how many movies I've seen that have not one single white person in it. Big Momma's House, The Wood...etc. I could name about 20. But I don't think the producers or writers of those movies are racist. I'm not getting all of this from what Ryan Donovon wrote. I'm getting it from everyone else's comments who took this site too damn seriously. It's supposed to be funny, whether the writer feels this way or not and I realize that. I just wish people would stop thinking other people are racist becuz someone didn't stop to think "Oh wait, maybe I should put a black or asian person in this movie so that nobody gets offended." It's not meant to offend anyone anyway. And I don't care if any of you think I'm a moron for saying it either. I think you're all moron's for overanalyzing something with the intentions of being funny and entertaining. Wait, that's exactly like the movie "How The Grinch Stole Christmas".... It's only intentions to be funny and entertaining.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-20 02:27:04 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Pretty funny. If you had spelled "Aryan" correctly, it would have been better, moron.

Submitted by hornboy at 2002-12-18 13:48:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What happened to ubersite???? all these assholes who can't take a joke just started joining in droves!!!!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-17 19:19:30 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i know it's just satire, and a job well done. it's just that it seems so harsh, and i can see how people don't like the idea that dr. seuss is a racist. OK, you don't have to like this children's story, but it's all for shits and grins. The only problem with it, is that it is so vulgarly expressed, that's all.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-17 08:04:26 EST (#)
Rating: 1

You have pretty funny articles, but maddox.xmission.com is much better.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-16 23:27:38 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Sucked a lot. Wow, you've got some balls, ripping on Dr. Seuss. That took guts, makes so much sense. Too bad you're probably too much of a moron to realize that I'm being sarcastic. Get a life.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-16 16:51:51 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I thought it was funny. I loved the post about the special olympics. Totally true. It was a cute article. And as for all the people who posted negative and hateful comments, nobody forced you to read it. If you didn't like it, then you should have stopped reading it when you figured out you didn't like it. GOOD IDEA, HUH????

Submitted by DonMecca at 2002-12-16 02:14:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"How much german do you know? Last time I checked Dahoo Fores did not mean We Burn Crosses. I speak german pretty well and it is "Wir brennen Kreuze". "

"BTW we burn crosses in german is wir brennen Kreuze. Yea so shut up!"

Idiots. I failed high school language with a D in French, so I think I know my German. Dahoo Fores - We Burn Crosses.

Adolph-Lou Who - Named after Dr Seuss's hero - Hitler.

Submitted by oOoBbayBlueoOo at 2002-12-12 23:20:00 EST (#)
Rating: -2

What is this crap. BTW we burn crosses in german is wir brennen Kreuze. Yea so shut up!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-11 22:02:21 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Not the best satire I've ever read, but certainly very good.

Submitted by DonMecca at 2002-12-11 00:57:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Dear der ReichsFüher von Cypress SS, if that is your real name, shut up. Your an idiot.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-10 23:03:43 EST (#)
Rating: -2

so what if he was racist? is there something wrong with that? I just think that was pure trash, i hope no one else waste his oor her time reading that awfull piece of shit...

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-10 00:35:01 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Your not real funny dude. Maddox.xmission.com ownz you~~

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-09 14:27:21 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Fairly humorous. A contradiction, however: you criticized Seuss for being a gay-basher, and then implicitly bashed him yourself (is there something wrong with his latent homosexuality?) Is it just me, or do contradictions suck?

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-08 18:43:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

roflmfao omg that was sooo hilarious my friend sent me the url and i read it i was crying i was laughing that hard. im reading more of ur work dude... god i would never have thought that until i saw u write that! and for all of u who think it was lame... get a life! its a joke! not meant to be taken literally but for a good laugh and trust me this was a good laugh.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-08 06:54:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Wonderful work ;)

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-06 10:58:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

God damn that hilarious!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-06 06:23:22 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Umm, so because there is only one black who, and one asian who, this is a racist movie? Ever seen the Wood? There isnt a single white person in that whole movie... Is it a racist movie? Or is it about a Black neighborhood? Maybe the whos live in a White neighborhood. Who knows... But i honestly think your a fucking dipshit, and need to be beaten with a large stick. Lets make it a multi colored stick, and lets let people of all races and backgrouds join in on the beating, so that way when their all done, you wont be able to whine and bitch about how you were only beaten because of your race. Jackass!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-06 00:01:50 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I don't know...I guess I just didn't find it amusing. I don't take things very seriously, nor did a take this seriously...but even on a non serious level this just wasn't amusing...it wasn't even thought provoking...It was just kind of.......dumb

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-02 02:09:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

poodz, what kind of a fucking dipshit are you? or maybe youre just ignorant - are you aware that dr. seuss created a bunch of political and war cartoons for a new york newspaper in the 1940s? what kind of communist makes cartoons that bash russia and more specifically, stalin, its "greatest" communist leader? maybe some assclown just gave a retarded response. i would like to hear of these "communist undertones" that wouldnt even make sense in any of his work.

everyone stop overthinking - this is just a fun post so get the stick out of YOUR ass cuz whether hes joking or not, who gives a fuck? its funny fuck off

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-02 01:28:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Funniest fucking thing ive ever seen.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-12-01 00:23:30 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I can see how this story *could* be racist, but I don't think those were Geisal's original intentions. I think that everyone now is way too politically correct, due to the fact that anyone can sue you straight to ruination for looking at them the wrong way. No doubt there is alot of racism out there. I have been a target myself, but I don't believe that "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" is racist. I think the person who wrote this article is mad at the world and really has nothing better to do than lash out at some dead guy who wrote a few childrens' stories. Seriously. There are far too many gratuitous wrongs out there to split hairs over a silly childrens' story. Quite overanalyzing and go outside your house for once!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-11-30 16:06:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-11-30 10:59:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Some interesting points if you get past the cursing.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-11-30 10:02:52 EST (#)
Rating: -2

man the guy who wrote this sucks at life

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-11-29 22:22:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

fuck you all, shitholes

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-11-24 18:37:28 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I THINK EVERYONE IN ASIA ARE RASCISTS! THERE ARE NO BLACK PEOPLE, MEXICANS OR WHITE PEOPLE IN ASIA.

Not everyone is a rascist fuckhead. Fuck you. Just because no black people are in the movie doesnt mean they are rascists.

Submitted by firefly at 2002-11-19 00:43:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by firefly at 2002-11-19 00:41:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

what is a wet back?

Submitted by Razor at 2002-11-14 14:17:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This post should not have a negative ranking.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-11-12 18:53:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

hmmm.....this and other posts remind me of a lil' saying.....

"arguing on the net is like competing in the special olympics....even if you win, your still a fucking retard...."......take it to heart....

satire, look into it.....seriouslly....if you think that this is REAL fucking bigoted rhetoric....the dick up your ass needs to get the dick out of its ass.....

Submitted by hatorade at 2002-11-10 00:01:41 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Good for Dr.Seuss. I think he's a fucking Genuius!!!!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-10-24 03:26:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

well i thought it was great and i never even noticed it before. well in truth i never even saw the goddamn movie because its gay as all hell. whoever truly likes it should be raped in the ass by a 500lb wrester. and BECKY, yeah you can go to hell. i almost gave this site a 0 just because of your stupid ass comment was on it. thankfully stupid isnt contagious. maybe if you took the dildo out of your ass you would see things the way they truly are, youre wrong and im right. maybe you should translate this Hören auf, um ein heinous Weibchen zu werden, und erhalten gelegte Lage. for all you fuckers that are too stupid to know what this means it translates to "Stop being a heinous bitch and get lay laid." maybe getting laid will take some of the bitch away. so to conclude becky needs to stop being a bitch, and whoever doesnt agree with me, well you can eat me because i dont give a fuck.

Submitted by Bobchickn at 2002-10-24 03:20:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

........I'm speechless, those goddam Whos. I knew it all along....fuckin nazis.

Submitted by jhouston at 2002-10-10 01:00:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I wholeheartedly agree with the comment regarding the good doctor's alleged communism. "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish Are Communists" pretty much says it all, doesn't it?

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-10-09 10:41:28 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

How much german do you know? Last time I checked Dahoo Fores did not mean We Burn Crosses. I speak german pretty well and it is "Wir brennen Kreuze". I am pretty sure I am right on this one. Maybe you should get all of your facts right before you criticize someone to this degree!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-10-09 10:37:41 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by yidele at 2002-10-05 18:58:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

proof positive: http://www.boners.com/content/787347.1.jpg


Dr. Seuss WAS a racist - just as every other perpetuator of racist stereotypes is one. Racist can be found anywhere, especially amongst the niggers, chinks, japs, hebes, wops and wetbacks.

Submitted by hendrixjrr at 2002-10-01 12:04:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I forgot to say how much I liked the Darva Conger comment. What a piece of work she is. In the words of Woody Woodpecker, <That crazy Woody Woodpecker laugh that I can't replicate with a keyboard but realized oh so late>

Submitted by hendrixjrr at 2002-10-01 12:01:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You people drive me crazy. Some people are too dumb to see the fact that this is not a serious article. It's somewhat amusing, but what I see is an article making fun of everyone who tries to overplay the race card. This is a perfect example of satire. Those in its audience that need to realize it's satire are most likely too blinded by the anti-white propoganda tactics of Jesse Jackson and the likes that they don't realize that just because a white person doesn't cast blacks in his film doesn't make him decidedly racist. Although it would have been funny to see Gary Coleman in the part of Cindy-lu Who, the actors were picked for a reason. This reason was most likely not motivated to keep the black culture from prospering, but to look like the drawings in the book.

Look at what you're doing to yourselves by constantly relying on playing the race card. NO ONE PROSPERS.

As for the article, congratulations on a successful attempt of satire.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-09-02 00:13:37 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

I didn't really like this article not because I'm a fan of Dr. Suess and I think that it is wrong to write up humorous songs about what he may have been. I didn't like this because the examples that you refer to as racist had nothing to do with Dr. Suess if you had written "You're a racist, Mr. Howard" it would have worked but in all of my reading of Dr. Suess I've never got the thought that he was racist. "You're on acid, Dr. Suess" maybe but not racist.

Submitted by poodz at 2002-07-16 12:54:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

not sure about the racism but dr seuss was full of communist undertones... or so we were taught during eng lit at school

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-06-14 13:23:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I think it's hilarious that people can feel this strongly about a satirical article. Talk about being BORED AT WORK! Well written story, it was indeed funny. Perhaps it was also a bit frustrating to read, if taken literally or too seriously. However, I think that anyone intelligent and creative enough to write something like that would likely be intelligent and creative enough to ALREADY KNOW (and not need others to cite for him) the many arguments used to rebut the notion that Dr. Suess is a racist.
Thanks. I'm still bored at work though.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-05-30 19:13:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-04-06 13:34:39 EST (#)
Rating: -2

If i wasn't bored at work, I wouldn't bother redaing this -
Donovan - seek help for your misguided anger. You are truly an
angry lost soul looking for things to destroy that others
enjoy.

Submitted by upsidedown at 2002-04-04 23:15:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

okay. this was definatly interesting to read. im at work, im bored, i was amused. i thought the grinch didn't live in whoville because HE didn't like the who's? maybe im wrong. i don't think dr. suess was racist. and i havn't seen the movie. one thing i have noticed is that people need to stop throwing around words like dumb, stupid, ect.. they only make whoever is saying them sound to ---fill in derogatory comment here(dumb, stupid, ect) --- to have anything better to say. if you dont agree, say "I don't agree because..." it really gets the point across better. face it world, you are not going to agree with everyone and they will not always agree with you.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-03-04 14:44:32 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Obviously this guy never read about the sneeches...that's Dr. Suess and its all about racial tolerance and how everyone is the same.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-01-10 11:24:20 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Amusing piece, but I just thought I'd point out that the truth behind the Grinch story is that Dr. Seuss, before becoming Dr. Seuss, was a professor at a university in Virginia, and the dean cut the Christmas break short one year. In response, Seuss wrote How the Grinch stole Christmas. Thus, the Grinch is not a racial figure at all, he is simply a fictional incarnation of the dean of said university. Nonetheless, your song is quite amusing

Submitted by Geronimo at 2002-01-08 18:14:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is a racist world. Most of the people who deny that fact are toothless, pasty, uneducated, trailor park trash.
They are so quick to want to fight anyone who simply states that fact. There ignorance is the reason they are outcasts of society. When they realize they are living in a country designed for them, yet they are failing miserably, and they see Blacks succeeding it makes them crazy. Just like it made that piece of garbage Random Joe crazy.

Submitted by Cyndi at 2002-01-04 18:47:00 EST (#)
Rating: -1

I haven't read "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" in a long time, so I may be mistaken, but I believe that, in the book, Dr. Seuss gives no reason why the Grinch lives as a hermit on top of a mountain -- nor does he give a reason why the Grinch hates the Who's. If that's the case, then it seems to me that we're making some serious assumptions about Dr. Seuss' racial views. The problem seems to be in the live-action film's fleshing out of the Grinch's background. The screenwriter (and Ron Howard) took the realization of the book into a decidedly racist direction. If you need to place blame, then place it correctly. Dr. Seuss is not the racist here.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2001-12-31 13:39:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I think this comment thread is the perfect example of what you will find in almost all American's minds, sadly.

I'll start off by saying I neither disagree or agree with anything anyone has said, other than the fact that this satirical movie review is funny. Very funny.

As for all the anger in these comments, I find it both sad and disheartening that at the slightest mention of imperfection about a beloved figure in American history, tempers flair and vicious attacks at the author are made without much credibility to their arguments. Mr. Donovan at least cited things from the story to attempt to support his argument, real or otherwise.

For the longest time, no one would accept any criticism about Shakespeare. No one would allow the thought that perhaps he was homosexual, or a misogynist, or a fraud in any academic arena. In my time at University studying literature and writing, I came to find that Shakespeare well should be appreciated as perhaps the greatest writer of all time. I also came to find the sexist tone to some of his writing, the covert (and overt) homosexual themes in some of his work, and the extreme differences in the works of one period of his life from the others.

No one is protected from criticism of this sort. It is what the study of literature is all about, especially now. Classism, racism, sexism, sexuality-awareness and denial, it's all the rage. We have to look at literature in the context that we are reading right now. Any ostracized character can be seen as racially discriminated against. It goes back to Beowulf, the Bible, almost any story you want. Was Grendel a monster, or just a black man thrust from the "civilized" arena of the white Europeans? We don't know. We make judgements and arguments. And we can disagree.

So hurrah for the, if nothing else, hilarious review of a classic story.

Submitted by LookingGlass at 2001-12-24 20:04:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Breathe, it's good for you.

Some people really need to stop reading so deeply into some things. It's a children's book, and while it is true that Dr. Suess did put several hints of political arguments into his works, some people don't even bother to read the story as it is.

And also, if you're basing your whole argument on the Jim Carrey version of the movie, don't blame Dr. Suess, because he's been dead for 4 years, and I doubt that he came back from the dead to make sure that the casting was racially selective.

Merry Christmas to you too... I'm starting to wonder who the real Grinch is now...

Bah Humbug.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2001-12-07 11:50:30 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Frikkin funny. Read "Dr. Seuss goes to War", by Richard Minear, if you want the real story.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2001-12-04 23:48:29 EST (#)
Rating: -1

The pointy kitty took my key.
PS- this place smells like hot dogs.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2001-12-04 20:22:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

it's funny. you're all idiots for believeing he was really serious.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2001-12-02 23:25:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I hope this isn't serious, because if it is, I don't agree with a word of it. But if it isn't serious, as suspected, it's freaking hilarious, I loved it, keep it up man.

Submitted by ryandonovan at 2001-11-30 12:49:47 EST (#)
Rating: 0

In response to the critic immediately below...

1. Relax. Please don't go starting a militia or something.
2. Thanks for the response. I am glad you feel strongly enough to speak out.
3. Please see the review written by "Scott" and his reference to the word "satire" two responses below. Amen, Scott.
4. I'm not a PETA person. In fact, I love fur, and I skin pets just for the hell of it.
5. If you're going to threaten me and call me "dumb", please do it using proper grammar. In fact, I'll help you. Here is a copy of your diatribe with the spelling checked and the grammar corrected:

"I recently read your article on Dr. Seuss and his "racist" propaganda in his stories. First off you are obviously some bleeding heart, PETA supporting, pro-choice, affirmative action liberal who is convinced that white people are going to have to continue to pay for acts that were committed hundreds of years ago. I have a news flash for you, SLAVERY is over and people who are here today were not around to commit those crimes. I am not saying that racism is dead or that it ever will be, but the fact that you have to bash a classic children's author to satisfy your own morbid agenda makes me have unlawful thoughts about you. You only did that because you knew it would get on the internet and you could throw your disgusting opinion in everyone’s face, since you don't have the spine to say things like that to people's faces. You’re a coward, all bark and no bite. If you have such problems with these people and you’re going to take a glock and kill all the "Whos" (white people) then let's dance. I fully accept your bullshit invitation anytime, and I warn you now bring more than one magazine and pray before you leave the house because you will face a wrath that will haunt you for life. How dare you threaten white people over a movie! Take your petty bitching and go complain to the wall. For someone who thinks they’re so intelligent you still say some really DUMB SHIT!!!"

Thank you.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2001-11-30 12:24:41 EST (#)
Rating: -1

I recently read your article on dr. seuss and his "racist" propaganda in his stories. First off you are obviously some bleeding heart, PETA supporting, pro-choice, affirmitive action liberal who is convinced that white people are going to have to continue to pay for acts that were commited hundreds of years ago. I have a news flash for you, SLAVERY is over and people who are here today were not around to commit those crimes. I not saying that racism is dead or that it ever will be, but the fact that you have to bash a classic children's author to satisfy your own morbid agenda makes me have unlawful thoughts about you. You only did that because you knew it would get on the internet and you could throw your disgusting opinion in everyones face, since you don't have the spine to say things like that to people's faces. Your a coward, all bark and no bite. If you have such problems with these people and your going to take a glock and kill all the "who's" (white people) than let's dance. I fully accept your bullshit invitation anytime, and I warn you now bring more than one magazine and pray before you leave the house because you will face a wrath that will haunt you for life. How dare you threaten white people over a movie! Take your petty bitching and go complain to the wall. For someone who thinks their so intelligent you still say some really DUMB SHIT!!!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2001-11-20 19:01:47 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Have any of you "Whoever wrote this is a stupid idiot" people ever heard the word "satire?" Don't just wonder what it means anymore, look it up and you too can become one of the intellectual elite!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2001-07-14 19:03:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

In re: the person submitting a ranking prior to mine.

I'm curious about your statement in point 2: "...idiots bringing it up all the time."

You mean Mr. Donovan wasn't the first to make this allegation, and it's a recurring theme? Well, well...

Maybe you shouldn't dismiss Mr. Donovan so quickly.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2001-07-04 13:28:32 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

To the person who wrote the racist Dr. Seuss article, let me say one thing to you. YOU ARE A STUPID IDIOT. I doubt someone with their brain cell count in the negatives like you will even bother to read on, so I will make this short. WHat you wrote is exactly the problem with society today. The story is not the problem, mentally challenged individuals like yourself are. You take a classic story that was written strictly for the entertainment of young people and try to destroy it. You are clearly suffering from Jealousy because 1. you cant write anything without pissing people off, and Dr. Seuss could write things that make people happy. 2. You are trying to stir up a racist issue that would be forgotten if it wasnt for idiots bringing it up all the time. 3. Both of the above. I suggest you think about things more before you write about them. Actually, think about them less because your thinking abilities suck. Thanks for your time.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2001-06-20 14:56:13 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

THIS WRITER IS TOTALLY MESSED UP! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ONE OF THE MOST BELOVED CHILDRENS WRITERS IS A RACIST, GAY-BASHER, AND WHATEVER ELSE HE CALLED RHYTHMIC GENIOUS DR. SUESS. COME ON MAN! I THINK YOURE THE ONE THATS RACIST! FIRST OFF, THE GRINCH WASNT BANISHED...HE WAS WELL TAKEN CARE OF BY HIS ADOPTED AUNTS UNTIL HE HIMSELF RAN AWAY. AND WHEN CUTE LITTLE CINDY LOU WHO (NOT AN ARYIAN, BUT RATHER A SWEET BLONDE HAIRED BLUE EYED PIXIE)TRIES TO TELL THE GRINCH HE IS SPECIAL AND THAT SHE WANTS HIM TO COME BACK DOWN, HE SNOTFULLY TURNS HER AWAY (ONLY AFTER HE TRIES TO SCARE HER AWAY). i THINK THINK THE WRITER OF THIS NONSENSE HAS SEVERE ANGER DISPLACEMENT, AND I THINK HE NEEDS TO TAKE HIMSELF AND HIS OVERLLY INACCURATE IDEAS ELSEWHERE.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2001-03-29 14:45:47 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by Random Joe at 2001-03-14 22:44:14 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Random Joe at 2001-01-21 18:43:18 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by geekgirl at 2000-12-27 17:46:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Random Joe at 2000-12-21 04:32:47 EST (#)
Rating: -2

This is what happens when you are angry and have too much free time


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