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Chihuahua Stir-fry

Submitted by Loren at 2004-03-08 16:36:25 EST
Rating: 1.68 on 91 ratings (91 reviews) (Review this item) (V)



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Submitted by Trevor1st93 at 2005-12-04 15:19:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Too bad I'm vegetarian or I would gladly stir-fry my chihuahua.

Submitted by clumeister at 2005-05-14 14:14:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Just where does one get a boneless skinless chihuahua ??

=P

Submitted by antluvdog at 2005-02-19 11:48:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-02-17 11:34:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

People question some dude's decisions on his websites as if it was human rights.
People need to shut the fuck up.

Submitted by WhoLetYouIn at 2005-02-16 22:45:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Mutilation never tasted so good.

Submitted by Siren at 2005-02-14 01:42:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This was cute... but I think we've reached the end of the internet. Just like in that commercial.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara at 2005-02-13 22:16:00 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Why do you think I give out the "B@W" rating so generously? It means jack shit.

Submitted by Stabkill at 2005-02-13 21:58:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Still, AJ it is Bart's show. He puts up, ultimately, what he chooses regardless of who writes in what.

If someone had a post slamming the right wing of the political spectrum in a hilarious way, it has a chance to get up there. Slamming the left wing? Snowball's chance in hell.

You should have told people if they don't like it, make their own website and stop bitching about what goes up there. That's more like it.

They could call it http://www.boardatwork.com and register all these domain names while they are at it... http://www.bordatwork.com, http://www.boredatwerk.com, http://www.boaredatwork.com, etc...

Submitted by AJ at 2005-02-13 21:52:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Look, here's the thing. Bart can only read so many posts. That's why there's a fucking link where you can submit something YOU think is good enough to B@W.

If you don't like what gets put up, you can suggest something else for fuck's sake.

Submitted by Stabkill at 2005-02-13 21:41:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Good...but a little old, eh? Is the material on uber sucking to shit that bad? Maybe...

Let us be reminded that it IS Bart's show here and he can do what he wants. Dise may have called this one, I hate to say. But I am not going to resort to insults (at least to Loren). Why couldn't this have been someone I have a gripe with that had mediocre material?!?!

At least one thing I can say about Bart, we may differ politically a ton but I agree with alot of what he puts on boredatwork as "interesting" for sure. Good show.

Submitted by tinactin at 2005-02-13 21:26:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You've got to be fucking kidding me, AJ

Submitted by AJ at 2005-02-13 21:24:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Find a recent post that's better, Chris.

Submitted by bob at 2005-02-13 21:17:07 EST (#)
Rating: 0

come on bart.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-02-11 18:32:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Ah! I've been working in an english envrionment for a week!
I have no accent anymore!

Yeah right, like that will ever happen. Even french people in Montreal have trouble with my weird ass northern accent that I haven't manage to loose...after 3 years.

I am misunderstood everywhere :~(

Submitted by Loren at 2005-02-11 16:03:20 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-10 16:57:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

There is no such thing as an Uber elite. There's just way too much people now.

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Caul, the way you wrote that made it really easy to imagine hearing it with a French Accent, and it made me hot.

Submitted by Disektor at 2005-02-11 12:21:28 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Of course I did. Sadly, I lack the brainpower that is needed to think of anything remotely clever.

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts at 2005-02-11 12:16:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

5. You're the hardcore bitch I've always dreamed about.

Please tell me you got this from the movie "Saving Silverman", disektor

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-02-10 16:57:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

There is no such thing as an Uber elite. There's just way too much people now.

Submitted by Disektor at 2005-02-10 11:41:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Damn. I take it casual sex is out of the question as well?

Submitted by Loren at 2005-02-10 11:35:38 EST (#)
Rating: 0

"Once we are married I will stay at home all day while you work, because I do not believe in the old-fashioned way of thinking that the man should be the provider. "

Been there, done that.

Otherwise, you had me at "hello."

Submitted by Disektor at 2005-02-10 11:29:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I only did this to gain your attention, Loren.

Now that I have the attention I was hoping for I'd like to say a few things.

I even made a list.

1. I love you.
2. We should get married.
3. Once we are married I will stay at home all day while you work, because I do not believe in the old-fashioned way of thinking that the man should be the provider.
4. I heard you give excellent blow-jobs.
5. You're the hardcore bitch I've always dreamed about.

Plus I'd let you verbally berate me all the time. Make-up sex is the best kind, am I right?

Submitted by AJ at 2005-02-10 11:24:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Loren at 2005-02-10 11:16:13 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2005-02-10 08:57:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess instead of making the list for the MVA longer like he did last time, Bart will just put all your old posts on bored at work so you get more hits.
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Wah, wah...

If you knew how many blowjobs I had to give to get as many people as possible to nominate this post for B@W, you'd be praising - not knocking me.

Seriously, I really have to wonder why you people even give a shit. If this gets you riled up, I'd hate to see you in a "real-life" situation that was even the least bit stressful.

Submitted by Disektor at 2005-02-10 11:13:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Thanks for the input Ashlee, but unfortunately my life doesn't revolve around whether or not Bart thinks my writing is worthy of such a high-status of being put on BAW, nor do I give a damn about getting 'hits.' If I did, I might actually submit something that wasn't complete crap.

Oh, and Caul, you forgot the alternate definitions for 'Whiner.' I do believe one of them read 'What Canadians do for a living.' Shouldn't you be off at one of your anti-america rallys anyways?

I guess I shouldn't be cynical of 'popular' users, or the gang of Uber-elites will come and try to belittle me. After all, it's much more fun to berate new users for making posts that you all have deemed 'unworthy' of being on your precious site.

I've never not posted something because I thought it would get a less than warm reception, and I don't plan to start now, so please, continue with your witty insults. After all, I need to get some laughter during the day.

Submitted by QueenAshlee at 2005-02-10 09:12:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2005-02-10 08:57:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess instead of making the list for the MVA longer like he did last time, Bart will just put all your old posts on bored at work so you get more hits.


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Lemme guess. You'll never make MVA -or- BAW, and you're jealous? How.... help me out here people, what's the opposite of cute?

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-02-10 09:10:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Whinner
Pronunciation: w'Inur
Definition:

Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2005-02-10 08:57:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess instead of making the list for the MVA longer like he did last time, Bart will just put all your old posts on bored at work so you get more hits.

Submitted by Disektor at 2005-02-10 08:57:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I guess instead of making the list for the MVA longer like he did last time, Bart will just put all your old posts on bored at work so you get more hits.

Submitted by RamJetMax at 2005-02-09 11:48:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Ed_0150 at 2005-02-09 06:37:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

lol

Submitted by Eggbert at 2005-02-01 17:39:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Wop x 10^5

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-02-01 17:05:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

step 2 and 5 still fuckin crack me up

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2005-01-31 12:55:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Look at that face!! Damn that's one cute doggy!

Submitted by JMG114 at 2005-01-31 12:49:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The post by which all other chihuahua stir-fry posts are measured.

Submitted by letpandasdie at 2004-10-07 17:20:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You call me not original? Did you actually look at the site? or did you just make some assumptions.
I've eaten dog and its not great, i'm looking forward to tasting panda.
Check out: http://www.letpandasdie.com - L.P.D!

Submitted by William_Q_Percy at 2004-09-24 01:49:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-23 17:13:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

looks like she's got a dark red wine there, so it's probably a Shiraz or Merlot

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We are all very impressed with your expansive knowledge of wines, Mr. Bond.

Submitted by strider at 2004-09-23 17:13:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

looks like she's got a dark red wine there, so it's probably a Shiraz or Merlot

Submitted by Loren at 2004-09-23 17:00:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Apollo - so long as it's a milky bone....


















What?

Submitted by domenad at 2004-09-23 10:57:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That pic with the paw sticking out of it is gold.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2004-09-23 10:41:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Loren i've got a bone to pick with you!





















































No, no that's wrong. I've got a bone to rub on you.

That's better.


Submitted by JMG114 at 2004-09-20 16:47:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I visit this post every damn day. I need help.

Submitted by NetProphet at 2004-07-06 15:52:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

loren, you rock

Submitted by JMG114 at 2004-06-25 12:53:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Still the greatest fucking post ever. EVER.

Submitted by wazzawazzayo at 2004-06-23 11:49:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2004-06-23 11:34:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

fuckin' dogs ahahahhahaha

Submitted by munkeypants at 2004-06-23 11:32:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

awww... poor puppy

Submitted by mystiamoon at 2004-04-03 16:15:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i hope the Humane Society doesn't cruise this site

Submitted by Flak at 2004-03-31 16:53:25 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Otter at 2004-03-19 00:22:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You've outdone yourself Triple L.

What wine goes with Chihuahua?

Can I substitute Minature Doberman Pincer?

Submitted by F a ish at 2004-03-18 15:39:17 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Haha!

Submitted by RyoOkutani at 2004-03-14 07:33:12 EST (#)
Rating: 1

mmm i duno whether to be sick or laugh.. kinda disturbing how u kept using the breed name instead of 'meat'...
The last picture was a little much though.. dontcha think?. mmmmm.. stirfry...

Submitted by IndianOcean at 2004-03-14 07:06:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2



i am getting this cute thing...

http://www.hart2hartbc.com/boy1.htm

Submitted by domenad at 2004-03-10 00:27:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hahahah! That's a riot! I'm certain I've seen this dish at the Super China Buffet

Submitted by Loren at 2004-03-09 16:43:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You're talking to LowSodiumMonkey, right Razor?

Submitted by Razor at 2004-03-09 16:18:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

There's something very wrong with you.

Submitted by lowsodiummonkey at 2004-03-09 16:03:19 EST (#)
Rating: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/27304

No buns yet.

I've got a long story for you though. Things are all good. Nothing bad.

Submitted by Manfre at 2004-03-09 13:03:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Aw man! The eyes, ear and tail are still whole. Thats just sick.

Youre supposed to chop the dog into lil bits. Like they do with chinese food.

Theyll never know...

Submitted by beer-turtle at 2004-03-09 04:28:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I think the PETA guy meant PEPA

People for the Ethical Photoshopping of Animals

-Turtle-

Submitted by Hairsphincter at 2004-03-09 00:32:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Oh, I see a glass of wine there. Clearly it's no longer that full.

Happily, otherwise I would have thought you a very odd lady, Loren.

Submitted by BongZilla at 2004-03-08 22:09:35 EST (#)
Rating: 0

is there even a pound of meat on that varmint? Looks like it would be mighty difficult, kinda like cookin carp

-BongZilla

Submitted by esso_merda at 2004-03-08 21:59:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Freekin' awesome. I hate chihuahuas. They taste like doberman.

Submitted by dakingisdead at 2004-03-08 21:55:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Umm I was going to have Chinese for lunch.

Submitted by Lyric at 2004-03-08 20:36:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hahaha, I was reading this while petting my chihuahua. I started to think how MEAN you are, Loren...


...but then I looked down at him and noticed how large, thick, and not too fatty he was.

Man, that was a tasty dinner.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy at 2004-03-08 20:11:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Ahhh.. thanks, Insane

Submitted by MrCoffee at 2004-03-08 20:11:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

that looks tasty.
i fucking hate those overgrown rats

Submitted by bob at 2004-03-08 19:25:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i hate small dogs.

well atleast we know how to eat them.

Submitted by Lisa at 2004-03-08 18:58:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yes, animal cruelty!

Submitted by Insanethemind at 2004-03-08 18:58:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Actually percy (and I'm not even sure about either of your spelling) they both mean the same, the "o" denotes masculinity (such as "that is a beautiful man") and the "a" denotes femininty (any word deemed feminine in italian would end in a, rather than o... or neither)




I'm suddenly hungry now, nice post loren

Submitted by William_Q_Percy at 2004-03-08 18:49:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I think it means nothing at all, Phinch..

Bellisima means beautiful

Submitted by Phinch at 2004-03-08 18:31:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

bellisimo!

(I wonder what that means...)

Submitted by Nicole3 at 2004-03-08 18:09:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Aaahahahaha. Loki's comment cracked me up as well.

Is Bella's eye doing better?

Submitted by Judoka at 2004-03-08 18:08:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Loren you need to post more often.

Submitted by andras at 2004-03-08 17:17:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

mmmmmm....chichuahua eye stir-fry....

Submitted by Method at 2004-03-08 17:11:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

awww what the fuck, those eyeballs in the plate freaked me out


But I'm unbanned, so +2's for everyone!

Submitted by loki at 2004-03-08 17:10:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You finally caught that rat that has been living in your house.

Submitted by Yes at 2004-03-08 17:10:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

you been looking through my cookbook? or did you get one off ebay... damn spies, selling my cookbook on ebay.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy at 2004-03-08 17:04:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Loren, I need help with your recipie... I try to do the first step (chop the dog into cubes), but the little bitch won't stay still, and she keeps biting me.

What do you recommend?

Submitted by Quartermain at 2004-03-08 16:59:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Thats pretty damn funny.

My mother has a chihuahua. I'm going to send this to her.

Submitted by Mr._Rude at 2004-03-08 16:59:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I am now a full fledge member and can give you a +2 that counts. Good sense of humor about my PETA comment.

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel at 2004-03-08 16:56:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hee, reminds me of that food or pets site on boredatwork.

Submitted by potatomanjack at 2004-03-08 16:49:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'd eat it.

Submitted by Loren at 2004-03-08 16:45:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

"You sick bitch, you will rot in hell for this.

PETA"


AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love that one!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-08 16:43:25 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You sick bitch, you will rot in hell for this.

PETA

Submitted by Kristen at 2004-03-08 16:40:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Free Loren's Dog!

Submitted by JMG114 at 2004-03-08 16:40:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

BELLA! WHAT have you DONE with my BELLA???

Mmm... dogs.

Submitted by Mr-Boo at 2004-03-08 16:40:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It asks for 1 pound boneless, skinless chihuahua. So that equates to what, 3 - 4 chihuahua's???

Submitted by PukingDog at 2004-03-08 16:39:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+ 2 for pictures, but this recipe really isn't that good. Chihuahuas taste like Taco Bell and are WAY more expensive.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-08 16:39:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I lubs you.

Submitted by Shay at 2004-03-08 16:38:29 EST (#)
Rating: 0

?? Huh?? I don't get it, but now I'm hungry....

Submitted by satchel at 2004-03-08 16:37:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That entree is staring at me.

Submitted by Kristen at 2004-03-08 16:37:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

<pukes>

Submitted by Loren at 2004-03-08 16:36:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I'm in an odd mood today.


Even the Chinese are against me.

-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer