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I Hate Islam, You Should Too.

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries at 2004-05-21 18:36:13 EDT
Rating: 0.55 on 110 ratings (124 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I hate Islam. That's right, deep down somewhere inside me, I think, maybe it's subconscious, maybe not, I hate Islam. I hate Islam for the same reason every other full blooded American hates Islam, I know NOTHING about it.

Here's what I do know about Islam, which as far as any American should be concerned, is all I need to know, that is, until I travel outside these borders. Islam is a religion that is practiced by non-English speaking foreigners. I think it's evil which is why nobody in Hawaii believes in it. Followers of Islam build bazookas and Russian built AK-47's. Also, followers of Islam are confined to a specific region, mainly Iraq, and the city of Fallujah. If you believe in Islam outside of this region you will be beheaded. No, that's wrong, they chop off your right hand. Islam is a country. If you are not from Islam and you go there you will be beheaded.

Islam was a man. His name was Mohammed. His god was Allah. Mohammed is a god and so was Allah. Something like that. I've got it straight now, at some point in time there was a man named Mohammed in the Middle East.

If you are from the Islam, you must hate America which is to say, all white people. I think that qualifies as a Holy War.

People from the country of Islam do not build things, they blow them up. Also people from the country of Islam will all burn in hell because Jesus says so. You cannot get a passport to Islam because your plane will be hijacked and blown up in the name of Gandhi.

I might be a tad off with that bit of information, but I'm trying to piece together every good chunk of information about this subject that we all learned extensively about back in high school. Education is key! My next article will be about Scientology which in order to belong to this social club, you must be a scientist. In the meantime, here is a picture of Islam for futher study.



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Submitted by f4cl85msf at 2015-11-29 19:51:08 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Damned silly!

Submitted by gay allah at 2015-11-14 16:42:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The cancer has struck again . The only solution is the worldwide genocide of EVERY MUSLIM . Women and children should be killed first .

Submitted by LoLstika at 2015-04-04 01:28:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

What is actually funny (given that this piece failed in doing that) is that the Muzzies down below are so fucking stupid satire is a foreign concept to them. It has always been said self criticism and satire has been a western concept. You can see that down below with one or two Mohammad took the time out of their ever so busy schedule of fucking goats to tell us how offended they are about this piece. Little do they know your entire point was to defend them. There's shooting yourself in the foot and then there's touching the fire because "bright and shiny." In any case bravo good sir. You were the ring master. Conducting a good show. You put all the pieces in place and the clowns and buffoons came in and did the rest. Well done ^-^

Submitted by Freya Smith at 2015-02-18 18:03:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is awesome!

Submitted by JonnyX at 2014-02-20 15:09:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

towelhead fag below

Submitted by bengisu at 2014-02-17 14:53:36 EST (#)
Rating: -2

It is obvious that you don't know anything about Islam. Before you make a comment, expand your knowledge. Islam is not a country. Mohammed is not God. People from Islam are not always black-i am white and we don't hate americans. If you hate us, that's your own business. but before you hate, think again what you mean. I compeletely disagree with you. this is prejudice!

Submitted by JCribs at 2013-10-08 03:11:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This might be one of the most incredible finds on the internet. <----

A MASTERPIECE! How doesn't everybody know about this? was the first search result in Google for "I hate Islam." a decade old!

Submitted by Yes at 2012-10-05 10:50:01 EDT (#)

"Americans Hate Islam"

This is my third result. It's great that ubersite can do its part to inform moslems of our national policy on islam.

Submitted by Yes at 2012-10-05 10:38:35 EDT (#)

Hello oobershit

I am humorless and don't understand satire and therefore blah blah blah

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-10-05 10:34:01 EDT (#)

they must be, who makes an account here just to argue on an 8 year old post.
i hate religion

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-10-05 10:28:59 EDT (#)

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-10-05 06:56:42 PDT (#)

why does this post show up and who are these people that are fighting on here
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MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!

Perhaps this post shows up on some search engine and these people got accounts just to refute it?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-10-05 09:56:42 EDT (#)

why does this post show up and who are these people that are fighting on here

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-10-05 07:42:56 EDT (#)

Funny stuff there, Silvr.








*whistles*

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-10-05 02:20:35 EDT (#)

Dateline: 5 October 4973 - The ancient relic of the Internet still has two websites functioning: sex.com and Ubersite. This post has received a comment approximately every six days for nearly 3000 years. Science, having long ago surpassed and discounted the relevance of God, has moved on and archaic, illogical ways of thought have largely been abandoned. The last known followers of the Abrahamic religions reside in abandoned missile silos in the desert shithole wastelands of Utah. Aside from occasionally warring with one another over some theological or ideological absurdity, they mostly keep to themselves. This place is the last arena for their open debate and rationalizations; it's a post-apocalyptic ham radio. Here they can parse assumed meanings and speculate and pontificate on the either side's superiority of the same god. This can be tolerated no longer. It has been decided that these groups are a cancer of civilization at large. Today, for the good of humanity, we exterminated them - every last one. We were as humane as possible. Their god did not come to save them.

Submitted by Sam Jansin at 2012-10-04 22:42:13 EDT (#)

If Islam is such a peaceful religion, why are they conducting Jihad's all over the world against other religions, such as the Christians in every Arab country and why are all the arab countries' leaders want to get rid of Israel and the Jewish people, which is an older religion than Islam and Christianity? Your Quaran may speak of peace, but the overwhelming evidence shows and tells us that Islam is not a religion of peace, put it is a religion of war(jihad), extortion(jizya)and slavery(dhimmi). Somebody is lying. Somebody is being deceived. All Muslims should read 2083: A European declaration of independence, and see what Muslim are doing to the world around them and then tell me that Islam is a religion of Peace.

Submitted by Sammy at 2012-09-27 20:35:38 EDT (#)

You know nothing about Islam. And to that Ben you are calling Muhammad a pedophile how about all the preists that raped children?? So don't call a religious prophet that. Blowing things up is against the religion so is killing innocent people. Islam is a very old religion so obviously there is writing about beheading because that's how things were back then just like England used to do the samething. Just like all religions there are bad eggs there the ones who go against whats right. Oh and another thing Islam is not a country it's a religion just like being Jew or catholic.

Submitted by Ben Warford at 2012-09-21 13:08:35 EDT (#)

Muhammad was a murdering rapist pedophile and a false prophet. If you understand Islam you would know that if two enters contradict each other it is the later entry that is believed. so the early peaceful Islam is out of date and no longer believed. So if you are not a muslim you are either killed or a Dehmi witch is less the a woman in thier eyes. I have studied it and learned how they think it is EVIL pure and simple. If Obama is reelected he will make us a Islamic nation and if you submit you will be a dehmi.

Submitted by J at 2012-09-19 11:36:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

The "Mohammed was a FALSE PROPHIT! The religion is a farce! A Fake! Built by the Devil for weak a minded people!

Submitted by Safiyya at 2012-09-13 15:45:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I advice you research Islam -- its principles, teachings and aims before hating it. I think its completely inappropriate to hate something you HAVE obviously NO knowledge about. And please when judge Islam, donnot judge it by the activities of the Muslim "terrorist" because it might be that they are disobeying the laws of Islam, but judge it by the messenger, Prophet Muhammad (s.a.w.s) -- his ethics and qualities.

Submitted by kai070169 at 2012-09-04 03:32:56 EDT (#)


Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-09-03 17:09:55 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Fag , below.

Submitted by Bestmate at 2012-09-03 16:45:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wonderful writing both in construction and content.

Submitted by amged at 2012-09-03 09:13:26 EDT (#)

Dear
Why do you hate Islam so this is how?
Who hath given you this bad idea about Islam is corrupt media in Israel's Zionist movements
Which affect the knowledge quite
You know, the Western world (America and Europe) want oil Muslim states in any way
That planted hatred of Islam in the hearts of their countrymen who consider them as we have wronged by these actions
Please, try to read more books about Islam and make sure it's from reliable sources ie not Jewish sources or sources Zionahobonk will change your idea of Islam, God willing

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2012-08-19 19:06:00 EDT (#)

Eid Mubarak

Submitted by Merlina at 2012-08-19 17:59:19 EDT (#)

Hmm. I know its satire, so won't -2.. but..

I personally don't like racism.

You can't tar all people with one brush. It doesn't work like that,

Peace.


Submitted by Unabonger at 2012-08-19 17:07:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"People from the country of Islam do not build things, they blow them up. "

dude you forgot the prior paragraph, they build russian-built ak47s.

DUH!

Submitted by Wildman at 2012-08-18 13:58:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Great Find! Great reviews! A TRUE classic!!!!

Submitted by james90000 at 2012-08-18 13:54:12 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

lets stop this racism people.. I've reviewed some Islamic rules and discussed it with many friends and i found that there is nothing like this crap in their religion,, whats happening in the world nowadays is that they show us on most TV news or series or random articles in websites how bad is Islam religion and they always bring a pictures of those jerks and terrorists that come up on tv and they tell us this is Islam.. that's is totally wrong and unfair,, and by this we are building a huge rage against them inside ourselves and we attack them wherever they are and accuse them for any problem happens on this earth,,
just open your eyes people and know who is your real enemy.
regarding the guy who wrote this crap article,, apparently this guy doesn't know single thing about Islam.. i talked to my Muslim friend and he just laughed on this crap..
i guess we need to stop talking badly about other religions and respect each other so we can live in peace.

Submitted by proud_muslim at 2011-06-22 14:03:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

ISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACE , LOVE AND HELP . I DISCOVER THIS LATELY , I WAS LIKE YOU GUYS HATE ISLAM AND MUSLIMS AND bother and biss THEM WHENEVER I SEE THEM . UNTIL I BEGIN TO READ ABOUT ISLAM NOT BECAUSE I WONT TO BE MUSLIM BUT TO KNOW THIS RELIGION WHAT I WAS THINKING IS BAD BUT I DISCOVER THE REALITY OF ISLAM AND MUSLIM AND HOW GREAT THE PROPHET MOHAMMED IS , SO I DECIDED TO CONVERT TO ISLAM BECAUSE I DISCOVER IT IS ONLY THE RIGHT RELIGION IN THIS WORLD.

SO PLEASE WAKE UP GUYS AND KNOW THE REALITY OF ISLAM BEFORE YOU ALL GOING TO HELL .

Submitted by fuckusa at 2011-04-17 20:46:35 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

there is lots of shit i could say to you idiots ,but to hell with it
we will just keep killing you idiots i think its the best way to clear the hate and you know u out numbered plus we got the oil wtf u trying to do talking shit
trust me the wise thing to do is what the rest of the world is doing now START SUCKING MUSLIMS DICKS cuz game is over white trash mothafuckez

Submitted by mamm at 2011-03-10 15:59:13 EST (#)
Rating: 0

! can u plz stop talking nonsence about islam! I am a muslim and u dont know anything about islam. the reason why we say islam is a religion of peace is, well why dont u look in the qur'an and see for urselves! how many people do u see converting jedism or christianity? not many! everyday on the news someone is always converting to islam and u wanna no why? coz islam is a religion of PEACE! u dont no any information on islam. back then muslims had no choice but 2 fight. the non belivers wanted to fight. a religion is not a rule to teach people hw 2 fight, it is to show them the right path. I have just looked in the qur'an and the words r so beuatiful and i understand what they mean. people r sayin the qur'an has rubbish written in them. why dont u look for urselves and find out? just coz some muslims r fighting in the war does NOT mean that islam is BAD! muslims dont make fun of jesus do we? we actually belive that jesus(Isa) is a prophet.

Submitted by Anothermuslimhater at 2011-01-26 20:02:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Germany, France, Sweden, UK, USA, is there any place in the world where there are no fucking muslims? Pls. let me know so I can move there ... they are wrecking the entire world!!!!!

I say fuck 'em and stop playing nice.

Submitted by pukiislam at 2010-12-22 08:26:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fucking Islam .... like shit ...

Submitted by asieg33 at 2010-10-17 17:25:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Moses Maimonides said, in the 13th century, that, under threat of death, one may convert to Islam. Given the instability of the world and the rise of radical Islam I felt it behooved me to gain a greater knowledge of the real practical application of the Prophet’s teachings to every day life. To that end I submitted the following list of questions to an Islamic Internet forum. Not only did I not receive a reply I find myself unable to post to that forum again (I don’t think Islam will remain the world’s fastest growing religion with an attitude like that).

So I ask you, when you have a chance, to scoot down to the nearest Mosque and see if you could get answers to these vital questions (I include the full text of my forum post):

Do the Shiia or Sunni have the hotter babes?

Do I have to have an AK-47, or can I get (at my own expense) a better gun like an HK?

I'm not really into the 40 virgins, so could I trade for just 10 - 20 women with some experience (and maybe some cash back)?

Can I choose which other group I want to terrorize (Buddhists are pretty peaceful and probably won't shoot back and, as a newcomer to Islam, I don't feel I have enough experience to take on Israel)?

I have bad knees, so are padded prayer carpets available?

If I’m with a Moslem chick and we go out for spaghetti with some secular friends and my secular friends start laughing as the Moslem chick tries to eat spaghetti through her Burka who do I honor kill and do I wait for dinner to be over.

I know I have to pray 5 times a day but, can I do it all at one sitting (more efficient)?

I only speak English so can I get a translation of who the Mullah is telling me to kill?

How long will it take before I can do a fatwah (have these noisy neighbors) or declare Jihad (I think Sweden is overdue- sick of Saabs, Volvos and Ikea)?

Are there any really tasty pork substitutes (hate that soy stuff)?

If you can't drink how do you celebrate a really good bombing?

At beauty contests do the girls show their faces, wear bathing suits or is it all talent?

Can I just wear a tablecloth on my head until I get to an Islamic clothing store?

If I really apply myself how long will it take to graduate to sheik?

I get dizzy really easy so if I do a Haj and get motion sickness walking around the kaba stone can I stop for a break?

Will Islam do as good a job as Scientology at cleaning my aura, and (same train of thought) are there any really top Moslem film stars I can look up to like Cruise or Travolta?

If I want to go to Africa and participate in genocide can I get my ticket paid for? If yes how about a side trip to a wildlife park?

I know murder rape and pillage are required, but, given the AIDS problem, can a coerced hand job be substituted for rape?

I’m fair skinned and wonder if there is complimentary sun block for volunteers?

Any Scandinavian Jihads planned (don’t tell me if it’s really secret). I’m asking because of better climate and preference for blondes (to say nothing of lower AIDs rate).

Do you guys get cash back on gasoline purchases? Petroleum based hair products?

Is there free knife sharpening at most Mosques now?

Do I have to kill my Jewish friends or can I just slap them with a shoe occasionally?

Is goat stew nutritionally equivalent to chicken soup?

Any danger my car will be taken over and used as a bomb? If yes and I have 2 cars can I choose which one to keep?

My old lady really isn't into beards so if I grow one and she complains does she qualify for an honor killing or do I just beat her?

If I have to beat her can I use a bat or something (don't want to mess up my hands)?

In American baseball they use a Louisville Slugger, do you guys have an official bat like a Mecca Mauler?

If Moslems practice circumcision and I'm in a locker room how do I tell my new coreligionists from a Jew (figure beheading the wrong guy is really getting off on the wrong foot)?

I don’t want to be critical, but getting on a poster AFTER you’re dead seems counterintuitive. Can I give an IOU for a suicide attack due in, say, 50 years? Can I get a poster for any other contribution to Islamic culture: camel racing, goat with longest hair or pita eating?

If I don’t drink can I still hang out at Hooters?

I’ve always been sensitive about my height and wonder if a shoe bomb will make me taller?

Thanks guys, really looking forward to hearing from you so I can use your information to decide if Islam is the right religion for me

Submitted by sinangag at 2010-09-18 08:58:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I don't believe in Religion. I believe in something that can be equated.
And so the equation would be:

Muslim = Violence

Reads "Muslim equals violence" but that's is just the shorcut. To prove the equation:

Killing yourself + killing innocent people = sex

The equations says that if you kill and blow yourself up including the innocent people around you in the name of Allah, you'll be rewarded with 72 virgins and would go to heaven.

We both know that "Killing" is violence but Muslims love "Sex" so much that they would rather kill for "Sex". Prove me wrong. Aren't Muslims allowed to have 5 wives?

and Muslims were teached with this belief and so therefore: Killing = Violence = Muslims.

Submitted by peaceinworld at 2010-09-08 02:26:56 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Interesting how you address Ghandhi in relation to how muslims blow up "stuff." Funny thing is Ghandhi was never a muslim; he was a Hindu. Get your facts right before putting up unneccessary information. Ignorance is never bliss

Submitted by peaceman at 2010-09-05 01:28:12 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I don't understand why American's hate Islam. And American's said that Islam hate Americans as well but you're wrong. I'm a Muslim and me, my family and my friends that are all Muslim dreamed of meeting Americans. We watch your movies, buy your stuffs, admire your work and we don't judge you for not accepting our religion. You know what hurts me the most is that everyday, I go to the Internet and see so many people blogging or said that Islam is the devil's religion. I see you guys burning the Quran and start saying lies about Islam. If you want to tell the world how 'bad' Islam is, can you at least find the right facts. You read the bible, we read the Quran and is there any difference? How about you just read the Quran just for research and you will see that it's similar to the bible. I'm sorry if you're mad at me not because i wanted to make a difference in life but because i believe in something you people think is stupid. FYI many brilliant American scientist found that Islam is the light but if you don't believe any of this than fine. I guess you win and i hope you feel proud to point fingers at Islam just because were different on our religion. America a free country? Yeah right.

Submitted by jose777i at 2010-08-23 23:17:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Great Great! (Islam=Evil, and Evil=Islam) the moment a normal man is infected with the doctrine of Quran (Coverts to Islam), He becomes a Quran Zombie and the quran virus (i,e Rage Virus) in his brain makes him to carry out violent acts of terror.
The moment you take a quran in your heart, you will be infected with 'Rage Virus', you will start blowing building in the name of 'Allah' and you will kill innocent people and call them as martyrs.


Submitted by steve_fox82 at 2010-08-09 10:14:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by bodynasr at 2010-08-05 17:44:50 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Well
listen 2 this u idiots , i know maybe there are bad people in islam and i know what happend in U.S.A 2001
BUT there are good and bad people in christan , in islam , in jewish or any other religons dont rate a whole religon millons of people on few persons, have u ever seen us cussing jesus?

EVERYONE GOT his own religion keep in yours , and shut up your fucking whore mouse

Submitted by sehr at 2010-07-22 04:23:57 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

actually i think you know nothing about Islam.
Mohamad was not the god. he was the messenger of God.
Muslims do not worship Mohamad but the God of Mohammad. there were many messengers send by God and Mohamad was the last one. its not about you hate Islam or love it but at least you should not say anything about any religion if you don't know its depth.

Submitted by Cristian at 2010-07-19 03:34:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ISLAM MEANS PEACE? LET ME SAY : PIECE. PIECE OF SHIT. HOW THE FOCK COULD YOU EVER SAY IT IS BASED ON PEACE. ISLAM NEVER KNEW PEACE. PEACE TO YOU MUSLMS IS KILL EVERYONE THAT YOU DONT LIKE SO THEY KEEP THEIR MOUTH SHUT, SO IT SHOWS A MATTER OF PIECE. 140.000 CHRISTIANS DIED IN ISLAMIC COUNTRIES, BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE THE SAME RELIGION AS YOU MUSLIMS. BUT WHAT IF A NORMAL HUMAN SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT ISLAM .. THEN YOU GET MAD AND WANT TO KILL INSTANTLY OR SOMETHING. GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY BITCHES. GO LICK SATAN'S BALLS, CAUSE HE IS YOUR MASTER FOR SURE.

Submitted by qazwsxedc at 2010-04-27 17:51:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

how ever wrote this is a SH*T head... wat u on ...
u can not hate muslims beaucse of other peoples opinion ....
they are not all the same
and u uneducated d*ck.. let me tell u if you never studied R.E school ... muslim's believe in truth and justice and in their religion they are not allowed to do anything wrong like kill, murder, bomb est ... so who ever don't all that stuff are not true muslims and at the end of the days u blame al the muslims .. u need to open ur eyes stupid idoit ....
everyone is different ... don't go around spreading SH*T ...

Submitted by MaLsIkCuF at 2010-04-22 12:16:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Nice try at satire.

But like it or not, Islam is force contrary to the West. Just recently South Park had to censor their episode because, even though they had free reign to make fun of every other faith, Islam had to be treated specially. Essentially they are FORCING us to CONFORM to THEIR PERSONAL religious beliefs.

WE have to OBEY the Qur'an and not make fun of Muhammed.


Apparently you are okay with Muslims FORCING US to abide by the rules of their religion. I am not.

Submitted by asaS at 2010-04-12 00:41:15 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

<b>asdsad</b>

Submitted by Rain at 2010-04-09 22:19:36 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

hmm,if islam or russians build AK-47,how bout american?they buying and building new weapons.doesnt u wanna know why?r they afraid of something that dont exist or trying to destroy islam?...weapon=war right?so?...why the americans send thier army to almost all muslim's country?newsflash,the army is there...and from wat i see now the americans r afraid of iran...why? cause of the they think iran hav nuclear weapons..but is there any....?show me the prove

Submitted by raincloud016 at 2010-03-24 23:15:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

u sick bad person. do u know every muslium . do u know about isalm? u r such a evil person.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2010-01-25 15:52:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

agreed.

Submitted by yaserafriend at 2010-01-25 15:25:37 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Do you even know a bit about the religion 'Islam'?. The word Islam itself means 'peace'.
Only for the 0.00000000001% of culprits in the religion (who actually just claim themselves to be Muslims), you don't get any right to blame the entire religion...you're a sick person.

Submitted by experima at 2007-08-13 23:26:20 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

to below: no1hasdis didn't say that. he was quoting someone else. read carefully.

Submitted by CrescentAnime at 2007-08-13 23:19:00 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Reply to no1hasdis:

So, Muslims are religious conquerers, huh? Isn't it Christopher Columbus who FORCED all the native americans to convert to Christianity? You're just a typical ignorant SOB like Columbus; you can't tolerate other religions! "in a world seeking prosperity and human rights" ... certainly you are going against your own words!

"Genocide now! ... They pretend they want peace" Oh, and you want peace, right? That's why you want to commit genocide on people of different beliefs... that's some peaceful solutions right there!! *sarcasm, if you are too slow to understand*

"there has always been and always will be conflict between Islam and every other religion in the world" ... I bet I can find more wars and conflicts caused by Christians than caused by Muslims! And dont judge a religion by its followers.

People like you are a disgrace to mankind. If anyone should be eliminated, then it definitely should be you!

**Sorry if I offended any peaceful Christians here. I do not intend to build any hatred between us.

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2007-05-17 16:21:48 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by JPSofCA (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes Islam totally sucks! They should all burn in hell - their beliefs are stupid: they are wannabe religious conquerers in a world seeking prosperity and human rights, but they just can't get it! They are monkey-faced Allah fuckers for sure, and their heads should be smashed with huge mallets. Fuck Muhammed, Fuck Allah, and fuck all those Islam son-of-a-Allah-fucking whore mutherfuckers! :P

Genocide now! Get them the fuck off this planet for good. They pretend they want peace, but newsflash: we (but not me) only pretend to want it back. We know there has always been and always will be conflict between Islam and every other religion in the world.

Muslims: Get a clue! Have respect for your ancestors who were murdered in order to convert your surviving lineage to that stupid false religion in the first place. Turn on Muhammed immediately or face dire consequences! You've been made a slave to a phony religion! You could have been living a dignified life right now and you still can. THEY KILLED YOUR ANCESTORS! Are you stupid? Wake up! Fuck Muhammed! Fuck Allah! FUCK ISLAM!

Until you change, you will always be known as a bunch of head-choppin'-off, savage monkey-faced sickening worthless turds, wasting space on this planet, and devaluing the quality of life for every human being on the planet.

FUCK ISLAM!

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I can't believe this moron registered an account just to put this shit in a rating on a two year old post.

Submitted by JPSofCA at 2007-05-17 15:54:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Yes Islam totally sucks! They should all burn in hell - their beliefs are stupid: they are wannabe religious conquerers in a world seeking prosperity and human rights, but they just can't get it! They are monkey-faced Allah fuckers for sure, and their heads should be smashed with huge mallets. Fuck Muhammed, Fuck Allah, and fuck all those Islam son-of-a-Allah-fucking whore mutherfuckers! :P

Genocide now! Get them the fuck off this planet for good. They pretend they want peace, but newsflash: we (but not me) only pretend to want it back. We know there has always been and always will be conflict between Islam and every other religion in the world.

Muslims: Get a clue! Have respect for your ancestors who were murdered in order to convert your surviving lineage to that stupid false religion in the first place. Turn on Muhammed immediately or face dire consequences! You've been made a slave to a phony religion! You could have been living a dignified life right now and you still can. THEY KILLED YOUR ANCESTORS! Are you stupid? Wake up! Fuck Muhammed! Fuck Allah! FUCK ISLAM!

Until you change, you will always be known as a bunch of head-choppin'-off, savage monkey-faced sickening worthless turds, wasting space on this planet, and devaluing the quality of life for every human being on the planet.

FUCK ISLAM!

Submitted by futurepussy at 2006-05-11 07:19:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I am not religious but all I can say I don’t disrespect other people belief .You are very vicious person and people like you make other people around you vulnerable.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-09 06:47:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

oh god u r so right....islam is the religion of the devil go to this site and read http://www.anti-islam.8k.com!!! if we do not act now it will be too late for as...the fucking muslems will kill as all!

Submitted by Eric_Rice at 2004-10-17 14:54:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by numberbee at 2004-09-26 23:22:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Islam was born in the harsh deserts of the Middle East, and its prophet, Mohammed, got angry that Jews wouldn't accept him as the final prophet and thus abandon their own teachings. From there the followers of Islam have proliferated by the slash of the sword, and to this day, they know nothing else but might, intimidation, and bloodshed. The peaceful ones are remote from their cultural and regional origins, but at the very base of this religeon is the order to convert and shed blood towards this accomplishment, whatever the cost. This is the holy imperative. There is no accomodation between civilizaton and the militant Koran. They have no shame at slaying babies or beheading adults, because they make no distinction between the grown infidel and the evil-in-the-making. While this seems the height of cowardice in our own culture, they don't take a share in this mind construct.
I have never supported anything resembling a hate-group ideology, but now find myself sickened by the insistent proof that these people are incorrigible and bloody. There will be no peace, except by the knife, and I do hope that our knife is bigger than theirs.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-25 09:41:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


I hate Bush, You should too.


Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-15 18:51:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I'm not an expert but heres what I know about islam:

1. 3000+ dead Americans on 9-11-01
2. countless acts of terrorism world wide
3. Most recently, 156 school children killed (over 300 with adults). CHILDREN. What kind of sick bastard kills children? Who cares if they are Russian, They are still CHILDREN.

So yes, I despise islam, and those who practice it. I want to see the plaque wiped off the map and american soil. Am I talking from the christian point of view? No, I'm talking from the point of view of a human being who knows that the gift of human life is the possession of the person it belongs to, not some brainwashed son-of-a-bitch loaded down with c4.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-07 13:59:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Well, he wasn't far off when he said that Islam "Beheads people" and such.
Islam means "Submission" not "Peace" as most uneducated or brainwashed people will try to tell you.
What's the difference? you might ask...
The name 'Islam', or 'Submission' was coined when Mohammed and his band of Bloodthirsty followers
would go to a city and lay seige to it, with the ultimatum "Submit to our religion or die" or, words to that effect...
The ones that submitted were known as "muslims".
The word muslim, muslem, or however you wish to spell it translates as "He who submits".
Those who didn't submit were tortured, killed, raped and mutilated, as well as some other heinus ats.

As you can see, Islam was misguided and violent from the start. What makes people think that they are any different today?
No amout of covering up, and polishing over the truth by modern day muslims can hide this truth.

Here endeth the lesseon.

((If you think I'm lying or you don't belive me, you're probably one of those brainwashed people I was taling about.)) Go get a history book and read about the birth of Islam. And no, the Quoran doesn't count as a history book...

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-07 07:00:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Your little knowledge is dangerous Mr. I Hate Have you ever read QURAN. Don't say I don't have need to read. You have need to read it. You will know lot of matters regarding thoughts, life, realities. Your article mad me smile, coz you don't know about ISLAM. Complete your knowledge and info. regarding facts.


Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-07 06:29:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Well Mr. ur knowledge is very littile. Listen every one include u Mr. writer. If u r Christian, Jew, Hindu, Muslim or what ever you are. Did u ever thought y r u so..... ever thought ??? It is just because of it that u born in that family who follows tht relegion which u r followin. We get relegion in inharitance then no dought we say we are right and ohters r wrong. isn't ? we never think, we never research on this topic. We must go find out the reality. It is my request to you, plz read all Holy books belongs to relegions. I m not saying that Read Holy Quran only (Muslim's Holy Book from GOD). By doing this, I m in Good hope that all u'll find the reality. Islam, give respects to every one and it is the only relegion which is spreading entire world v. fastly. Also read Quran and don't be social fundametalist, coz u get it from others, it's that choice which didn't make so far. All da best. every one.


Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-07 03:43:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

all religons are rubish

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-05 16:28:45 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Ok mr i hate Islam! So you say your fully blooded American, right? which means your native american? Well dear mr. i hate ISLAM, Muhammad(pbuh) was a prophet and he was the last prophet. Jesus doesn't say all Muslims will go to hell because ALLAH was his God and is everbody's God, except you call him God. If Islam is so bad, why is it the fastest growing religion in America? If you say Muslims hate all white people, and your white, I think you should reread your article after reading my response and figure out why.(I'm refering to all the mistakes you made)

Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker at 2004-08-03 08:31:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

What do the "True Believers" Want or how to end the Attacks?

Remove all Infidels from Islamic areas in the world.

Pay a lump sum to a special Bank account for True believers.
For reparations

Them have the Rest of the world convert to Islam.
Those who refuse will be sacrificed to Allah.
So do you think that would work?
I don't.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-01 21:26:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

ok, i saw the title and thought "oh god its another redneck american mouthing off, -2 then i read the article and thought "ok this is pretty good +2" then i just thought, "screw it" and gave you +1 anyway.

I know this probably doesnt matter to you in any way, shape or form, but oh well, its 02.24 and im too damn hot in here to sleep and i need something to keep my tiny little mind occupied.

Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck at 2004-08-01 21:08:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Like most, the title pissed me off almost immediately, but this is a great read.

Fuckin a, bubba.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-01 21:04:46 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

You, my friend, are a total tool. I'm going to have Emilio Estevez AND Lou Diamond Phillips AND Charlie Sheen kick your ass.

Submitted by Yams at 2004-08-01 20:48:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Man, how did I miss this gem? +2 for good satire and +2 because I really *do* hate Islam.

Submitted by EvrenWasHere at 2004-08-01 20:30:49 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I hope you die a slow and painful death from cancer.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-19 08:46:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

A great piece of satire! Well the cliche of the dumb Am is actually right! ROFL

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-13 09:17:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I have known stupid people who think by a way which resemples the way by which a water melon thinks

but you know "malone" i have found a person who is dumber than the dumbest

CONGRATULATIONS !! YOU ARE THE ONE WHO DESERVE THIS TITLE

i guess that you have had ur studies in a public bathroom

but really you are a state of -the- art



Submitted by CynicallyCorrect at 2004-06-12 01:12:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I never thought I'd laugh so much at people who obviously didn't read the piece (except for the title) and posted a long, drawn out reply about how Malone is a bigot.

Holy Mohammed, that's fucking hilarious.

Submitted by David1 at 2004-06-11 23:21:55 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

How could talking of Islamic people building russian built ak-47s possibly be considered an intellegent use of irony. Yes the sentence obviously contains some contradictory elements. But there is not a single person in the world that would think that Ak-47s are made by islamic people. Not even this theoretical ignorant american that he portrays himself as. So i think there certainly is "dry humor" in that. But, only because it appears to be an accident not because it was supposedly put there intentionally.

Submitted by squattail at 2004-06-11 23:20:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I know you think of your post in a "ga-hick, I'm closed minded and ignorant, ga-hoooo" kind of way, but this isn't that far from the truth. What is Islam? Islam is the very embodiment of the Arab. It is their excuse for all their sins and laziness.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-11 23:07:48 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

The best example of racism..

Keep it up buddy!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-11 21:18:35 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

you need more info body, you don't have a clue about what you are saying. you are behaving like a tipical mulim person. this means that you talk with your feelings not with your brain. but you are funny... I had a big laugh.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-25 21:56:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Islam SUCKS, and so do the little peabrains that believe in it!!!! Stupid SANDNIGGERS!

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries at 2004-05-22 16:07:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Wow, I never expected this kind of response to this. I just busted out a few random thoughts. Thanks guys!


Malone

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis at 2004-05-22 11:59:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Here here.

Submitted by Jaineix at 2004-05-22 11:34:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I think I will be ironic all day today because of this post, my officemates thank you Malone.

Nicely done!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-22 11:28:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

awesome post. I am still laughing.
Oh and kakhuis and Zafrican- kalmeer doos.

Submitted by CunningVision at 2004-05-22 10:47:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by CunningVision at 2004-05-22 10:47:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh hell yeah. Funny shit. Plus 2 twice!

Submitted by ZAfrikin at 2004-05-22 08:27:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

kakhuis = shithouse

Eintlik is ek nie swart nie. Wat is jou ekskuus? Of is jy maar net 'n dom ou wat nie twee sinne by mekaar kan maak nie? Of verstaan jy net nie geheel en al waaroor hierdie pos gaan nie?

Submitted by tuesdaydelay at 2004-05-22 08:09:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Falconer at 2004-05-22 07:53:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by kakhuis at 2004-05-22 07:46:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

with a name like "ZAfrikin" you must be a flat nose black basterd!!

Submitted by ZAfrikin at 2004-05-22 03:06:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Brilliant post.

Too bad most of you missed the satire and the irony. God, I HATE stupid people, myself.
Now go to www.dictionary.com and go look it up.

Submitted by Herpes at 2004-05-22 02:59:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

But I don't wanna be Catholic....

Submitted by schulte123 at 2004-05-22 02:47:26 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Hate is bad, except hating pedophiles.

Submitted by cwl989 at 2004-05-21 23:53:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I especially liked the map.

Submitted by kai070169 at 2004-05-21 23:05:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

hail satan 666

Submitted by bargled at 2004-05-21 22:35:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-05-21 19:05:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

From what I learned, if you hate all religions, you are Catholic.

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Plus two!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-21 21:53:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I RoFL!!!1!!one!!-ed

This was very, very funny.
















Oh, Lordy that was good.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish at 2004-05-21 21:50:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

From the title I was thinking -2.
+2 for containing so much truth.

Submitted by Jesus_Loves_TwEE at 2004-05-21 21:29:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle at 2004-05-21 21:04:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Excellent!

Submitted by chipolatte at 2004-05-21 20:22:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-05-21 19:27:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

I take OFFENSE at being called an "ignorant bigot"! Sir, I am an American who watches the nightly news.

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Two more, just for that.

Submitted by freebie at 2004-05-21 20:21:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nice. I laughed my ass off to see france on the map in a big way.
Oh the irony.

Submitted by DavyJones at 2004-05-21 20:06:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Well done Malone.

Submitted by TonyMontana at 2004-05-21 19:44:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

good shit. kick ass satire. very effectively clowns the mindsets of halfwits who actually do think like that. +2.

Submitted by Tom at 2004-05-21 19:31:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I personally think religion is dumb, but not what they teach (the whole good will be nice to others thing)

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries at 2004-05-21 19:27:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I take OFFENSE at being called an "ignorant bigot"! Sir, I am an American who watches the nightly news.

Submitted by youarsoghey at 2004-05-21 19:25:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nice map.

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries at 2004-05-21 19:21:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

If you look closely at the map of Islam, you will notice the similarity to Antarctica...before it snowed. I believe we are fighting this war on the wrong continent.

Submitted by posthumouslaughter at 2004-05-21 19:21:14 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

You are an ignorant bigot. You cannot defend your viewpoint, for if you do, you are suppressing a religion, and therefor are, in the bigger picture of things, are suppressing people's rights to believe. Therefor you are negating your own beliefs in anything, by saying people are not allowed to believe. So, you should take a look at your "ideologies" a bit better, and stop the hate. I am sure if I met you I could make you cry by destroying your "beliefs", so please, won't you think, before you speak, and you just might make a point. Bitch.

Submitted by sebcharrot at 2004-05-21 19:20:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hilarious. A fine piece of satire.


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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-21 19:08:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

"Followers of Islam build bazookas and Russian built AK-47's."

- ha hah aha! Does anyone else find the deep dry humor in this?
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Whoever that is should shoot themselves. What, you mean you realised that the fact that he said "russian-built" implied that they weren't built by islamic people?? No shit, it's not dry humour, it's fucking irony. And purposeful irony at that. Meaning he meant it.

Hear that "woosh"? That was the joke flying hiiiiigh above your head.

Submitted by chipolatte at 2004-05-21 19:16:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

FYI, Mohammed was a prophet, not a God, just like Islam believes that Jesus was a prophet, and not a God.

Submitted by Rixes at 2004-05-21 19:10:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wow, +2 for those replys. Thats sad.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-21 19:08:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

"Followers of Islam build bazookas and Russian built AK-47's."

- ha hah aha! Does anyone else find the deep dry humor in this?

Submitted by Phinch at 2004-05-21 19:08:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

another +2 for the catholic comment.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-21 19:07:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Good stuff.

And no, firefly, he is NOT being sarcastic. He is being TOTALLY serious.

Submitted by Phinch at 2004-05-21 19:07:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



malone malone.


Submitted by Lucifer_Industries at 2004-05-21 19:05:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

From what I learned, if you hate all religions, you are Catholic.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-21 19:04:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

if you want to get your facts straight and not be completely ignorant abt something that is in the news practically everyday, i suggest a simple search online of islam. it's not hard. It is a peace-loving religion and is extremely similar to christianity. in fact there is a Jesus in Islam, as well as Abraham, and Moses, and all the rest. The 5 main pillars are fasting, prayer, giving money to the poor, declaration of faith, and pilgramige. that's what it is abt. Some pple, (not just in islam) use religion as an excuse to do things they know is wrong, they use it at a shield and willfully misinterpret scriptures. I hope everyone takes the time to learn the facts before they pass judgement.

Submitted by Fixer at 2004-05-21 18:57:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

+1 insightful

Submitted by firefly at 2004-05-21 18:52:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I think he is being sarcastic. Atleast, I hope he is.

Submitted by conrad at 2004-05-21 18:52:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Heheh

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-21 18:49:23 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by slowlyrotting at 2004-05-21 18:45:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Don't have to tell me twice buddy

Submitted by Herpes at 2004-05-21 18:42:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

What if you hate all religions?

Submitted by domenad at 2004-05-21 18:39:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I hate Islam as well.

Submitted by Rixes at 2004-05-21 18:37:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Jesus also says you get a +1.


Bart: So, like sometimes you can do stuff that you think is pretty bad
so other kids will like you better?

Homer: You're not talking about killing anyone, are you?

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