My Little Brother Is A Fucking AssholeSubmitted by maiorano84 at 2004-05-24 13:25:11 EDT
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I'm sure most of you have read about my little brother one way or another. I love that kid with as much love as an older brother can have, but sometimes.....
Goddammit, sometimes I just want to hit him in the face with a blunt object.
Take last night, for example. We were standing around like a couple of shitheads, I was doing my own thing, when I hear him start speaking all of a sudden. The following conversation went something like this:
KEVIN: ...... wardrobe.
ME: What'd you say?
ME: What'd you just say?
KEVIN: What're you talking about?
ME: Fuck you, what'd you say?
ME: Seriously, stop. What did you say?
KEVIN: (laughing) What did I say?
ME: Alright, Kevin. That's enough, you're pissing me off. What was it that you just said?
ME: What the fuck did you say!?
ME: Kevin, I swear to God, I'm going to punch you in the face. What the fuck did you say?
KEVIN: Oh, my math teacher says it all the time.
ME: What!? What the fuck did you say you little bastard!? That doesn't tell me shit!!
ME: Don't you fucking dare.
KEVIN: You look like you stole something out of Barry Manilow's wardrobe.
ME: Thank you. Fucking hell, don't do that. When I tell you to stop, just stop.
KEVIN: Yea, whatever.
ME: (muttering) I was THIS close to punching you in the eye.....
KEVIN: What'd you - oh, fuck you.
There you have it. A glimpse into the mind of my younger brother. I painstakingly mold him into the UberBro, and I'm rewarded with a jackass who acts exactly like I do.
This one's for you, Kevin.....
You little shitstain......
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-24 14:24:00 EDT (#)