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Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-08-03 13:36:03 EDT
Rating: -0.47 on 220 ratings (223 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Between 1 and say....10,000.


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Rating:

Comment:




Reviews


Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-01-03 10:52:19 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Sporting a mini-chub as he leaves his -2, below.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2016-01-03 10:43:34 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Typical garbage from the typical shitposter.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-09-20 18:26:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

No hole likes to be lonely...Shlongy swoops in to save the day.

Submitted by legallady at 2014-09-20 09:43:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I lurk occasionally ...looking for DrinkDTT I think he is long gone. My hole is lonely, celibacy in middle age sucks, but is a necessary evil.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-09-20 09:14:08 EDT (#)

How did you find us after all of these years? Also, how's your hole?

Submitted by legallady at 2014-09-20 08:06:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

what happened to all my posts...fuck ...uber was my best writing EVAR. Missed you.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2014-06-06 19:06:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is why we need the hit counter Bart.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-06-06 17:54:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

A decade worth of worthlessness...

Submitted by JonnyX at 2014-06-06 14:55:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

wow, the comments here are like a Time Machine of Suckage!

Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-06-05 20:54:13 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I actually posted that comment SPECIFICALLY for you to respond to, Muscles.

I know that you sit in front of your shitty laptop in your depressing apartment, pretty much 24/7, just waiting to "lay the hammer down with a rich insult" on Ubersite...or any of the o0ther websites that lonely losers like you monitor on a constant basis.

How's that celibacy thing working out for you, Sparky?

Submitted by OathMeal at 2014-06-05 20:49:26 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

A pathetic loser gloats about his biggest life achievement, below.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-06-05 20:44:22 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

In two months it'll be 10 years since I first made this website semi-relevant.

Submitted by rcchristi at 2013-01-10 17:11:33 EST (#)

Below me!

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-12-27 15:51:40 EST (#)
Rating: 1


Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2012-12-27 13:16:27 EST (#)

Hmmm, I rated this 7 years ago but never gave a response...so I suppose I shall do so now...

...I'll guess 5,623 - the number of times that you gave Mrs. Shlongy a Cleveland Steamer in the past 7 years. AMIRITE?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-12-26 11:26:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I wonder how many hits this post really has.

Submitted by swamp_donkey at 2012-03-21 19:04:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+3

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-03-21 09:53:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I was hoping that bart would have added the coveted +3, for posts like this one.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-03-15 21:52:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

1177

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-01-22 20:05:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

mmmmmmm...Pi !!

Submitted by maiorano84 at 2011-01-22 19:41:32 EST (#)
Rating: 0

3.14159265358979 3238462643383279502884197169399375 105820974944 592307816406286208998628034825 342117 0679821480865132823 066470938446095505822317253594081284 811174502 8410270193852110 5559644622948954930381 964 42881097 56659334461284 756482337867831652 712019 09145648566 92346034861045432 6648 2133936072602 4914127372458700660 6315588 1748815209209 6282925409171536436 78925903 60011330 530548820466 521384146951941 5116094330572703657 595919530921861173 8193261 179310511854 8074462379962 749567351885752724 89122793818301194 9129833673 36244065664 3086021 39494639522 473 71907021 79860943702 77053 921717629317675 238467481846766940513 20005681 27145263560827 78577 134275778 960917 36371787 214684 40901

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-01-22 15:13:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

531?

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-01-22 14:56:01 EST (#)
Rating: 1


420

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-01-22 14:26:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

3789

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-01-22 08:04:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

(1+10,000)/2=5000.5.

I choose 5000.5

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-01-21 23:49:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Older than dirt. . .

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-10-29 14:33:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

And yet, the genius below feels the need to add his expert critique on MY reviews...

THAT WAS A FUNNY ONE, SICO.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2009-10-29 13:30:01 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Well this is almost as gay as the poster.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-10-29 13:19:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hey- wait a second; You already guessed.

YOU ARE NOW DISQUALIFIED.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-10-29 13:05:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

69

Submitted by legallady at 2009-10-29 12:33:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-10-29 12:16:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I wonder if this contest is still alive?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-04-13 13:09:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

3500+ hits...First post. Golden.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-02-10 18:48:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2008-09-17 17:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Go to hell you fucking piece of shit.



NOW THIS WASN'T VERY NICE!!!

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-02-10 18:48:11 EST (#)
Rating: -2

This was 5 years ago and I am ashamed to admit that I...

FORGOT THE ANSWER.


Refunds for everyone who participated...just fill out the required paperwork and I'll mail them off to you.

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-10 18:43:16 EST (#)
Rating: 0

-2


do I win?????????????????

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-02-10 18:29:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

WINNER!

Submitted by Shlongy at 2008-09-17 18:17:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

3300 hits for THIS!!!

It is a classic, indeed.

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2008-09-17 18:07:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Classic.

Submitted by Garrik at 2008-09-17 17:58:32 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Go to hell you fucking piece of shit.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2007-11-21 15:33:43 EST (#)
Rating: -2

solid start. I am surprised only one person answered 42.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-11-10 19:20:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Shlongy was here

Submitted by Zeglamancer at 2007-07-31 04:02:46 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Zeglamancer was here.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2007-07-31 04:01:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

9,999



WHAT DO I WIN!!!

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2007-07-31 03:42:20 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

n00b

Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-07-18 20:35:58 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

You're BOTH wrong.

Shlongy just won, if you catch my drift.

But we can all play again tomorrow.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2007-07-17 09:06:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Maybe I will!!!!

Hmmmph you wanted to win did you??

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues at 2007-07-17 09:06:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Congrats, EI! You know you've won sexual favors from Shlongy, right? Enjoy that!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2007-07-17 09:03:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oi Hilarity I just won!

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues at 2007-07-17 09:02:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

2,473

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2007-07-17 08:49:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

7,456

Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-07-10 21:27:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Sexual favors from the master.

Submitted by Fey at 2007-06-29 14:44:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

First you have to tell me what I win and (and this is the important part) if there even is a right answer.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-05-26 20:52:16 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Luck, I guess.

Submitted by shadow at 2007-05-25 14:05:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

how did this get dragged back up?

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-05-25 10:37:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 10:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry that there's no male asshole or shit eating here to entertain you, Howie...
--

bwahahahahahah



Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-05-25 10:18:28 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Sorry that there's no male asshole or shit eating here to entertain you, Howie...

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2007-05-25 10:13:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

this is about as classic as punk rock

Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-03-23 17:20:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

The classics, like this one, never die.

Submitted by messmind at 2007-03-14 16:02:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

2796 hits...


dreams on...

Submitted by St_Jimmy at 2007-03-14 15:46:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

First post gold!

I guess 9973 (the largest prime number<10000).

What do I win?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-12-24 09:37:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

1224?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-12-15 13:44:20 EST (#)
Rating: 0

How's this one doing?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-11-19 08:24:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ok Shlongy I have a proposition you tell me the number on my first post and I will tell you how to get chicks to suck your balls through your vas deferens.


6548?

disclaimer: My first post is not the post that I wish to have a +1 on.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-11-14 20:22:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

*5 digits... Fucking fat fingers.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-11-14 20:22:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Wait, what?

Shlongy is 6 digits?

No fucking way...

Wow.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee at 2006-11-14 20:19:58 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I cheated. I picked -2.

SO WITTY

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-11-14 20:08:41 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:51:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

I keep forgetting that I've been here longer than you have.


Then, we're BOTH morons.

Submitted by cstick3 at 2006-11-14 19:51:10 EST (#)
Rating: 0

154
that was a pretty fucking retarded post....

Submitted by darko at 2006-11-14 19:51:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I keep forgetting that I've been here longer than you have.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-11-14 19:36:00 EST (#)
Rating: -2

The post that will never die...for some strange, and rather sad, reason.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama at 2006-11-12 03:22:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

eleventeen

Submitted by Wildman at 2006-11-12 03:09:20 EST (#)
Rating: -2

C

Submitted by lechuza at 2006-11-12 02:45:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

9876!!

Submitted by thorpe at 2006-11-12 02:26:37 EST (#)
Rating: 0

5922?

Submitted by kuroneko_sama at 2006-11-12 01:54:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

pi

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-11-05 12:12:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

This post is picking up steam. Most heated?

Submitted by LSD420 at 2006-11-03 07:43:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

4444?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-11-03 07:26:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

81?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-11-02 09:42:45 EST (#)
Rating: 0

42?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-11-01 13:16:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

52?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-31 09:10:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

20? 21? 23? 24? 25? 26? 27? 28? 29? 30?


19? 18? 17? 16? 15? 14? 13? 12?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-31 08:38:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

insert *think* between I and we.



*puts hands behind his back whistles and walks slowly away*

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-31 08:36:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This has gotta be it. The number you are going for is 6969 isn't it? YEAH! VICTORY BABY! Now I we will discuss your payment. I beleive you owe me a +1 on a post of my choice. I won't let the choice be known till you confirm this is the right number, but I've the perfect post lined up for you. *evil grin*


Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-30 08:26:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I saw it in a dream the number is 9500.

Or was it 5900?


Shit!


I forgot.


6666?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-28 14:33:08 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I just realised something. If and when I win are you not only going to +1 my post but also have a nice comment along with it? Cause if you +1 me and say something mean as usual I'll just post some shit for you to make fun of no problem.

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-28 14:30:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

9986?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-28 14:29:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

9987?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-28 14:25:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

messmind try licking my ass. It's salty but good from what I have heard.



Maltese, I think it was, already did 666 and surely to god someone did 69.

Submitted by messmind at 2006-10-28 14:00:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

but maybe 69 is better for my mood ...

Submitted by messmind at 2006-10-28 13:59:13 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

try 666 , you ass !

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-28 12:33:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

9988?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-28 12:27:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

9989?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-28 12:27:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

9990?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-28 12:27:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

9991?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-28 12:27:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

9992?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-28 12:26:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

9993?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-28 12:26:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

9994?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-28 12:26:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

9995?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-28 12:25:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

9996?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-28 12:25:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

9997?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-28 12:24:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

9998?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-28 12:24:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

10000?

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-28 12:24:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This sucks. I just typed out 9999-9900 and 1-100 and I got the message that my text contained too many numbers or whatever it says. Guess I will have to do this one number one comment box at a time.

Submitted by Maltese at 2006-10-28 12:04:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Well THAT certainly killed the suspense, Shlongy.

I didn't mean for you to actually TELL me

=(

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-10-28 11:55:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

The winner receives one +1 on the post of their choice.

Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-28 11:34:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

667?

Submitted by Maltese at 2006-10-28 11:30:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

666

And what does the winner recieve?

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2006-10-28 11:15:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


Submitted by Poots at 2006-10-28 11:01:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I feel like I am on the Price is Right!


9998?

Submitted by Maltese at 2006-10-24 19:30:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

9,999.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2006-10-18 16:01:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Now that is delightfully random.

Stop hitting on me.





oh... 15.

Submitted by darko at 2006-10-03 20:46:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

17

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-10-03 20:39:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Um .. yea. Crap.











































Redefined.






Submitted by livEvil at 2006-09-13 09:24:34 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Pi is what I meant

Submitted by livEvil at 2006-09-13 09:23:41 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

PIE

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-09-13 09:14:29 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

This gem has "Most Heated" written all over it.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-09-13 09:13:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You know...I hope this doesn't ruin this contest AND this classic post...but I may have forgotten the number...

OK, I'll do a re-post on this one.

Submitted by Poots at 2006-09-13 09:13:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

shit someone already said 2 but I think it was +2 wasn't it? how about 3!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-09-13 09:12:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

8


I'm starting small and easing my way in. Too much counting too early in my day spells doom.

Submitted by Poots at 2006-09-13 09:12:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-09-13 09:05:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

That's a little high...but not a bad guess.

Submitted by Poots at 2006-09-13 08:58:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

9999

Submitted by Poots at 2006-09-13 08:57:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-11 11:53:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

It's a NOOBIE world out there these days, and we're all the worse for that.

Submitted by Axolotl at 2006-08-18 19:05:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

23

Submitted by resignator at 2006-08-18 18:59:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:22:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

18 is fucking CLOSE, man!

----------------------------------------------------------

You mean it's not 18?

I dont know what to say....

this is the first time I have ever been wrong.

Submitted by scourge at 2006-08-18 18:56:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

16



It's fucking 16 isn't it?

What do I win?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-08-18 18:41:11 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

When I have enough entries, I will announce the winner. It's THAT simple!

Submitted by sideshow at 2006-08-17 15:42:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

21? when will we know what the right answer is?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-08-17 10:22:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

18 is fucking CLOSE, man!

Submitted by resignator at 2006-08-16 23:39:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

this is easy...

18

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-08-16 22:01:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was OUTfuckingSTANDING!

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-06-26 11:12:04 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Well, I HAD one two years ago...I kind of forgot what it was but I'm in the process of coming up with a new one.

Shouldn't take me more than a day or two.

Ahhhh, my first post. Let's get it on "Most Heated", just for fun.

Submitted by badassmofo at 2006-06-26 10:29:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

543


do you actually have 'a number' because I'll keep guessing until I get it right.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-06-26 10:23:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Xcuses- Too high.

You are disqualified. Sorry. Ya gotta play by the rules.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-06-26 10:18:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

87?

Submitted by Xcuses at 2006-06-26 10:18:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

10,001?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-06-26 09:56:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

22 was close!

Submitted by GDR at 2006-06-23 17:40:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

22

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-03-21 10:28:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

That's what Johnny Rotten used to ALWAYS say. Nice.

Submitted by Quint at 2006-03-21 10:19:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-12-06 12:02:05 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Man, I thought that over time...this post would grow on Uber...Like that fungus under your nads.

Submitted by badassmofo at 2005-12-06 12:00:06 EST (#)
Rating: -2

you should post more, you're gifted. <said with heavy condecension and patting you on the head like a autard>

Submitted by Bellebrown at 2005-12-06 11:54:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

B

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-12-06 11:47:28 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Is it... eleventeen?

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-12-06 11:30:47 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by CHR15 at 2005-11-02 16:00:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I wet myself in my special place.

Submitted by jimthefiend at 2005-07-16 18:15:02 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by isthisallthereis (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:44:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

Is there a number I can pick that would guarantee you would never waste anyone's time by posting again?

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-07-16 16:56:50 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

the only way is up i guess.

Submitted by swamp_donkey at 2005-07-16 16:33:08 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Nice job, dipshit.

Submitted by ess-arr at 2005-07-14 09:50:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This post has been nominated in First-Post-A-Palooza, go vote at http://www.ubersite.com/m/70666

Submitted by simple_catalyst at 2005-06-27 21:48:46 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Fabit at 2005-05-13 05:29:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Meh

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-06 21:11:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Why is THIS post getting hammered today? It was my first, and probably my best effort.
You people aren't picking up on the hidden meaning because if you were, you'd be hitting the +3 button.

Submitted by shadowofthedivine at 2005-04-06 21:09:26 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

what was the goddamned point

Submitted by williamson at 2005-04-06 21:05:36 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by abefroman42 (user info) at 2004-11-09 15:55:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

Derka derka derka, Muhammad Jihad
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
HAHAHAHAHAH

Submitted by williamson at 2005-04-06 21:04:57 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-11-19 17:51:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-08-03 15:51:18 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:54:20 (#)
Ranking: -2

Does -2 count?

---------

Damn.

---------

Double damn.
-=-=-=-=-=

Minus Double Damn!

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-06 20:49:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

lush- You're presently tied for second but there's still plenty of time left to win!

Submitted by lush at 2005-04-06 16:37:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

222

Did I win?

Submitted by zakalwe at 2005-03-22 15:03:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

1984?

Submitted by Kazzerax at 2004-12-19 18:45:00 EST (#)
Rating: 1

True to the meaning, reading your earlier posts, this
screams Schlongy.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-11-19 18:27:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Why is this ancient post making a "comeback"?

Submitted by lucid at 2004-11-19 17:51:48 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-08-03 15:51:18 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:54:20 (#)
Ranking: -2

Does -2 count?

---------

Damn.

---------

Double damn.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2004-11-19 17:38:00 EST (#)
Rating: -1

apparently, nobody's picked -1 yet, so I'll do it.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-11-19 17:33:35 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Close!

Submitted by zakalwe at 2004-11-19 17:26:38 EST (#)
Rating: 0

8350

Submitted by abefroman42 at 2004-11-09 15:55:02 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Derka derka derka, Muhammad Jihad

Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit at 2004-10-27 11:08:13 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Kicker of all ass (-2)

Submitted by Arm_The_Homeless at 2004-10-09 18:37:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

44 - every time.

Submitted by HelloMello at 2004-10-09 18:29:22 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

is it -2

Submitted by Lobsterkins at 2004-09-30 20:42:53 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-12 10:04:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

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ooO Ooo

Submitted by captainflibby at 2004-09-12 09:58:49 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-09-08 11:43:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Good choice.

Submitted by Rainer at 2004-09-05 00:42:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2

Submitted by vajokki at 2004-09-05 00:21:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

666 HAIL SATAN HAIL THE DARK LORD WHO ROXXZORS I SERVE THE DARK LORD BITCH 666 FUCK CHRIST WAAAAAAAAA


do we win something for doing this?

Submitted by GeorgeBaker at 2004-09-04 23:59:02 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

You sure you are intelligent enough to count to 10000?

Submitted by ImDaAntiChrist at 2004-08-11 08:31:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Genius post you fucking asshat....

I pick the number FUCKYOUANDDIEYOUCOCKSUCKER, is that acceptable to your superior BRAINS and COMMON SENSE ?

Submitted by mujer_alterada at 2004-08-07 01:35:09 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I don't think so

Submitted by the_lone_stranger at 2004-08-07 01:17:46 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

no

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-08-04 09:18:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ummmm, is -1.58 considered "stellar"?

Submitted by Insanethemind at 2004-08-04 03:44:50 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by EvrenWasHere at 2004-08-04 00:05:49 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by TeenageDirtBag (user info) at 2004-08-03 23:27:39 (#)
Ranking: -2

whats the point of this?
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2 words: most heated.

Submitted by TeenageDirtBag at 2004-08-03 23:27:39 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

whats the point of this?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-08-03 23:17:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What the hell does an artist, such as myself, have to do to get his rating up to where I can safely borrow money?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-08-03 23:09:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The nick fits you like a glove, ass goblin.

You some kind of "cut & paste" expert? Wow.

Submitted by downerSTAIN at 2004-08-03 23:02:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 22:57:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it sheer coincidence that I'm the only person that has rated my post with a positive integer? Hmmmmmmmm...this is mighty peculiar.
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Yeah, too bad your own ratings don't count, huh? And you call ME shitforbrains.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-08-03 22:57:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Is it sheer coincidence that I'm the only person that has rated my post with a positive integer? Hmmmmmmmm...this is mighty peculiar.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-08-03 22:45:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I think I will enjoy a great future around here, if this post/thread is any indication of my rising popularity.

Wait until you see tomorrow's topic. I'll give you a hint.
















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Submitted by corn nugget at 2004-08-03 22:43:45 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

okay okay, so I'm going to break the rules and go with....









-2


?

Submitted by downerSTAIN at 2004-08-03 22:37:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-03 21:51:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

Where's the webmaster?

There's obviously some computer malfunctions going on here. I think most of these ratings are supposed to be +2's.

Someone check into that for me, will ya?

In the interim, why doesn't downerSTAIN circle my anus with his tongue.
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Mmmmm, anus.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-08-03 22:30:11 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Someone else already picked -2, Carrot Top.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish at 2004-08-03 22:25:02 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I pick -2.

Submitted by Man O' War at 2004-08-03 22:19:48 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

"In the interim, why doesn't downerSTAIN circle my anus with his tongue."

-- I'm sure he might want to oblige you but he can't on account of your head being in the way.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-08-03 21:51:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Where's the webmaster?

There's obviously some computer malfunctions going on here. I think most of these ratings are supposed to be +2's.

Someone check into that for me, will ya?

In the interim, why doesn't downerSTAIN circle my anus with his tongue.

Submitted by sg11588 at 2004-08-03 21:37:04 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Joe Siegel says "It made me want to eat shit and die."

Submitted by downerSTAIN at 2004-08-03 21:17:52 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I'm not even going to waste my time coming up with something witty, you just suck that much. Fucker.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-08-03 17:27:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-08-03 17:16:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

263
326
666
2789


See?

It really doesn't get any better than this.

Submitted by Herpes at 2004-08-03 17:16:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

263
326
666
2789

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-08-03 17:08:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This post just improves with age...

Submitted by RamJetMax at 2004-08-03 17:07:07 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

How about 10,879?
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Shlongy
User id: 10879
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Submitted by Biznochizzle at 2004-08-03 15:51:18 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-03 13:54:20 (#)
Ranking: -2

Does -2 count?

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Damn.

Submitted by nitty34 at 2004-08-03 15:20:10 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I pick 34.
What do I win?

Submitted by EvrenWasHere at 2004-08-03 15:16:54 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

I'll pick 15. That's appproximently how much people like you tried to get on the most heated list with stupid polls, within the last 24 hours. I actuall kinda like this one though, so i'll spare you a -2.

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis at 2004-08-03 15:12:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

65.351

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2004-08-03 15:06:54 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Welcome to uber.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-08-03 14:41:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Congratufuckinglations. What do you want, a medal or something?

This post RULES!

Submitted by potatomanjack at 2004-08-03 14:38:34 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I picked 69

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-08-03 14:22:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What? I gotta have a point?

This is art for art's sake. I vote it "Best Post of the Day".

Submitted by ruthless at 2004-08-03 14:19:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Ok, but what's the point?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-08-03 13:55:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Now, now spedmonkey. Play within the rules.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-08-03 13:54:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is getting exciting. My palms are sweating.

Think I'll go jerk off.

Submitted by spedmonkey at 2004-08-03 13:54:20 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Does -2 count?

Submitted by Envenom at 2004-08-03 13:53:00 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

1337

Submitted by StonedSilly at 2004-08-03 13:52:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Fetish = tool

that's 4564 for you people

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-08-03 13:46:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Probably not. But just for playing, you can lick my balls.

Submitted by isthisallthereis at 2004-08-03 13:44:19 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Is there a number I can pick that would guarantee you would never waste anyone's time by posting again?

Submitted by ruthless at 2004-08-03 13:44:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Just because, no particular reason...

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-08-03 13:42:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Why 25?

Submitted by DJMattB241 at 2004-08-03 13:42:38 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

013

Submitted by ruthless at 2004-08-03 13:39:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

25

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-08-03 13:38:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm starting small and easing my way in. Too much verbiage too early in my writing career spells doom.

Submitted by KoolMang at 2004-08-03 13:36:44 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Beef curtain #5!


There are perfectly good answers to those questions, but they'll have
to wait for another night.

-- Homer Simpson
Homers Barbershop Quartet