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Submitted by Yes at 2004-08-10 18:17:01 EDT
Rating: 1.07 on 16 ratings (16 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

my arm hurts like it just got punched.
i am alone in my office.
i don't remember what happened to make my arm hurt.
the pain is fading.
i must've done it to myself, but i don't remember anything.


i'm scared.


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Submitted by podium at 2005-03-22 18:51:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by spedmonkey at 2005-01-11 14:37:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Congrats on 2nd place in the Uber Scavenger Hunt!

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Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle at 2004-08-11 02:07:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-08-11 01:53:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

I am jack's complete lack of surprise.

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You know, I planned to review with a "I am Jack's ________" comment as well. Maybe there is just something about certain kinds of posts that prompts that reaction. Weird.

Submitted by bart at 2004-08-11 01:53:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I am jack's complete lack of surprise.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe at 2004-08-10 23:04:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge at 2004-08-10 22:34:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Gold

Submitted by hidden101 at 2004-08-10 19:50:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

cocaine is a helluva drug.

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel at 2004-08-10 19:48:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

What?

Submitted by Phinch at 2004-08-10 19:36:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

my peneer explodes like it just got some pooper.
i am alone in my office.
i don't remember what happened to make myself limp.
the ecxtacy is fading.
i must've done it to myself, but i don't remember anything.


i'm spent.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-08-10 19:31:41 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Have the same thing happen again...only this time, to your head, Dorko.

Submitted by oddzandendz at 2004-08-10 19:26:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

you've pinched a nerve

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara at 2004-08-10 19:05:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Clues: Gimp outfit
Bottle of lube

Submitted by KoolMang at 2004-08-10 18:26:53 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

No.

Submitted by SPECIALk at 2004-08-10 18:25:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by William_Q_Percy at 2004-08-10 18:19:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Teh numbing spreads to my shoulder.
My torso is next.
The warm tingle pours down
to my left ass cheek
like a hot slug of molten steel.

Why do I feel this pain?

I reach for my buttock
there is a turnip in my ass.


Now I remember.

Submitted by Socky at 2004-08-10 18:18:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Man, Yes, that's so heart-wrenching.


It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes To College