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George is still crazy...

Submitted by Yes at 2004-08-18 15:24:10 EDT
Rating: 2.0 on 16 ratings (16 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

1st part: http://www.ubersite.com/m/37993

George stood in the parking lot of the bank, watching the sun drop out of the sky. When the last bit of the yellow orb disappeared beneath the horizon he looked down at the dead man at his feet. Sickly purple and black splotches had formed on the man's neck where George had squeezed the life out of him. George's eyes moved from the man's neck to the revolver resting on the ground next to the body. George bent down and picked it up, sliding the heavy chuck of steel into his coat pocket as he stood. Then George took the key out of the balding man's car door, sat down on the soft leather seat of the Cadillac, and pulled the door closed. He sat for a little bit staring at the darkening sky before he slid the key into its place and started the car.

George dropped the lever to R and began to back out of the parking space; he had rolled a couple feet when the car stopped moving, George gave it a little gas and it lurched back then up and over whatever had been blocking the front tire's path. George dropped the lever down to D and began to pull forward, again the car encountered something it its path, so George pushed down on the gas and big car went over the mini speed bump. When the back tire went over the bump there was a strange crunch as the balding man's balding head exploded.

George drove the balding man's car to his house, parked it in the back, and then went inside. He took off his coat, hung it up, and then put his keys on the little hook by the coat rack. Then George went into his office, sat down in front of his computer and opened up Internet Explorer. As his homepage loaded a very toothy, almost shark-like, grin spread across his face.

"This'll make a great post" He said to no one in particular.

George put his hand on the mouse and clicked the little blue "Submit" in the upper right corner of the screen. He started to type: "George sat on his bed in the dark room. The shards of broken glass twinkled weakly in the diffused light. George turned his head to stare at the picture on the wall."










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Submitted by podium at 2005-03-22 18:51:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2004-10-27 16:33:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ETS at 2004-10-27 16:32:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Phinch at 2004-08-23 19:53:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I wrote diddily squat. but my pooper is yours.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge at 2004-08-18 21:51:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

YES: Everything I have written is gold. Not really. But there are some pics that you can throw an, "In the pooper" on.

Submitted by Badlands at 2004-08-18 18:42:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nice!

Submitted by P33N3R at 2004-08-18 16:32:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Read the Lojopiad. A fine piece of literature, if I do say so myself.

Submitted by sublime at 2004-08-18 16:17:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Yes

Submitted by AshK at 2004-08-18 16:14:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

My posts are always wonderful.

er...

Read Snark's series. It is a beautiful thing.

Submitted by spedmonkey at 2004-08-18 15:46:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Back, psycho, back!

Submitted by RideJohnnyRide at 2004-08-18 15:42:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Even if yes IS a psycho killer he still kicks ass

Submitted by munkeypants at 2004-08-18 15:37:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"This'll make a great post" He said to no one in particular.

George put his hand on the mouse and clicked the little blue "Submit" in the upper right corner of the screen. He started to type: "George sat on his bed in the dark room. The shards of broken glass twinkled weakly in the diffused light. George turned his head to stare at the picture on the wall."
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aaaahhh you're George!!!!

Submitted by comicbookguy at 2004-08-18 15:36:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

you missed me in all my infinite glory

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts at 2004-08-18 15:33:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I did okay this week. My post from yesterday got a 1.95 on 22 reviews (damn that streak breaker). I'm going to promote the works of Badlands from now on. If you've not read any of his five or six posts, you should. They kick ass. Thanks for asking!

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts at 2004-08-18 15:31:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Method? Is that you, George?

Submitted by Yes at 2004-08-18 15:27:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Ahhh, its good to be back on Über, so, what did I miss? so much stuff gets submitted nowadays, throw me some links from the past week if anything noteworthy was posted... anybody need a good ol' pooper invasion?



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