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Wendy's Food Almost Killed Me

Submitted by AJ at 2004-11-10 11:44:54 EST
Rating: 1.8 on 117 ratings (117 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Date: November 9, 2004

Time: 11:15 PM

Setting: Iowa. Rural Iowa. And that's saying something.

Hunger Level: Nearly insatiable.

Places to eat: Minimal. Possible choices include Taco Bell, Wendy's, or a variety of pizza places.

***

"Jesus Christ, I'm fucking hungry. Let's go get something to eat," I said, as two of my friends and I sat around watching Adult Swim.

"Quiet. Inu Yasha's on."

This could be awhile. My friends, though I love them to death, are nerds.

"You guys are fucking nerds."

Silence. The gauntlet had been laid down. I had crossed the Rubicon, and the situation was bound to get nasty.

When one nerd calls another nerd a nerd, it isn't just a case of blatant hypocrisy, it's also the biggest insult in the world. It's like a Cubs fan saying your team sucks. It's like a trailer park resident laughing at a homeless guy. It's like Dr. Phil calling anyone fat. It just shouldn't happen.

"What did you just say?" My friend Joe said as he glared at me with a hatred so deep that it looked as if he could kill me with a single motion. It also made him look like a ferret, so I was trying not to laugh.

"I said I'm fucking hungry. Let's get some food."

"You call us nerds and then expect us to go out to eat with you? Fuck you."

"Oh, come on."

"No. We're watching TV."

"Fine, I'm going to Wendy's. I'll be back later. You guys want anything?"

"Yeah, get me a number 6 with a Mountain Dew. Hold the tomato and Biggie Size it."

"Okay... you want anything Drue?"

"I want a number 1 with a Pepsi. No lettuce, but make sure they put onion on it. Last time I didn't get any onion. Oh, and get ketchup. Lots of ketchup."

"We're right here in your house. You have a ketchup bottle right downstairs."

"Yeah, but I don't feel like going down there to get it."

"Lazy fucker..." I muttered under my breath. "Okay, I'll be back."

Recently, I just bought myself a new car. Nothing too new, nothing too old. Just something nice that will last me through college. Something that gets better than the 12 miles per gallon I was getting with my rustbucket Bronco II. Since I now have the nicest car in the group, I get stuck driving everywhere, but with one rule. No eating in the car. Hell, I don't even eat in the car. The interior is nice, and I want to keep it that way. But when I finally made it through the Wendy's drive thru, the smell of chicken and beef and potato hit my nose, penetrating my willpower and commanding me.

"Eat me. Eeeeeeat me," sang the choir of fries. No. I must resist. I must resist that savory potatoey goodness awaiting me in the confines of the white paper sack.

GAH. I couldn't. I just had to eat something, my stomach was rumbling more than Oprah's foundation when she comes down the stairs. I gave in.

I told myself, "It won't be so bad if you eat a few fries. Just pop 'em right in your mouth, no ketchup. If you don't drop them they won't make a mess."

I reached into the bag and procured a handful of fries, chewing on them methodically. As I drove, I ate more and more of the fries. I hadn't dropped one yet, and my hunger was subsiding a bit. I pulled onto the curving onramp to get onto Highway 30 as I chomped on another handful of fries.

Before I knew it my mouth was filled with an intense blast of salt. My tongue was shrivelling up and my eyes were watering. I had chewed through one of the salt packets that Wendy's so thoughtfully puts into the bags. Who the fuck uses those things anyway? That's like asking high cholesterol with a side order of heart attack. Does anyone really tear those tiny little packets open and thoughtfully displace their NaCl over their fries? I had to reach for my drink to get the taste out of my mouth. As I reached for it, I miscalculated and sent the whole tray of soda careening onto the floor of the passenger seat. Fuckbeans.

I was still going around the onramp, and I reached down to try and grab the drinks before they did too much permanent damage, still holding onto the wheel with my left hand and cautiously guiding the car along its intended path. I took a little too long to act. As I reached for the last cup, I heard a familiar rumble. At first I thought it was a harmless fart from all the exertion, and told myself I would turn the fan on abruptly once everything was in order. Unfortunately, it wasn't my ass. It was the rumble strip of the highway, and I had gone over it.

I glanced up over the right side of the dash to see the wall of the overpass coming closer to me at about 40 mph.

*BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!!*

*IT'S TOO LATE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAH*

I hit the wall at the same angle Dale Earnhardt did at Daytona. I just kept thinking, "At least he has Waltrip to blame." The windows in front busted out as the car crumpled itself forward like a sardine can. Inside, I was still hunched over. This nice, new car also came equipped with driver and passenger airbags. My head was in between the two seats, and I got a nice shot to the face from the passenger side. My nose started bleeding and my eyes watered up again. Since I was leaning over I got a full-body shot from the driver's side. I felt pain shoot down my left arm and my abdomen.

I sat there covered in glass, hungry as hell, breathing heavily, and pensively bleeding. "Should I use the napkins for wiping up the blood, or should I try and reach my sandwich with my good arm?" I chose the latter, and when a police officer showed up he had quite a laugh at the scene. There I was, blood covering my passenger seat and my shirt, my nose mangled worse than Jewel's teeth, and eating a Spicy Chicken sandwich with no tomato. I didn't care that I'd grabbed the wrong one. Those fuckers could get their own.

After I was cleaned up a little bit and sitting in the back of the ambulance with another spicy chicken sandwich, I realized the real kicker. I had liability insurance on the rustbucket, and the new full-coverage policy w/ $500 deductible wasn't in place yet. The insurance company wasn't going to cover a fucking penny. I'd just paid over $5000 for Wendy's food.

Please don't put salt on your fries, people. It's going to kill you eventually.

Fuck you Mr. Wendy.

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Submitted by Tomorokoshi at 2010-07-12 21:39:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by KindaLikeJesus at 2006-09-10 18:17:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wendys almost killed me too, except that was food poisoning.

Submitted by Metal_Claw at 2005-01-18 00:37:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

NaCl sux

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer at 2005-01-13 00:09:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost at 2005-01-07 22:57:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"At first I thought it was a harmless fart from all the exertion, and told myself I would turn the fan on abruptly once everything was in order."

Fucking classic man

Submitted by Academy at 2004-12-17 20:23:54 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by bargled at 2004-12-12 17:34:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by YourMom (user info) at 2004-12-09 18:28:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

See, this is funny stuff...unlike some retard writing about how he crashed his car while being a fatass eating his Wendy's.

Submitted by YourMom (user info) at 2004-12-09 18:28:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

See, this is funny stuff...unlike some retard writing about how he crashed his car while being a fatass eating his Wendy's.

Submitted by YourMom (user info) at 2004-12-09 18:28:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

See, this is funny stuff...unlike some retard writing about how he crashed his car while being a fatass eating his Wendy's.
Submitted by YourMom (user info) at 2004-12-09 18:28:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

See, this is funny stuff...unlike some retard writing about how he crashed his car while being a fatass eating his Wendy's.

Submitted by YourMom (user info) at 2004-12-09 18:28:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

See, this is funny stuff...unlike some retard writing about how he crashed his car while being a fatass eating his Wendy's.

Submitted by Gnome at 2004-12-03 12:27:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

good post.

Submitted by Allenson at 2004-11-28 02:00:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The same thing happened to me with a Wendy's salt packet! It must be a government funded conspiracy!

Submitted by WillZone at 2004-11-24 13:39:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

solid B@W post.

See, stick to writing, and relax, you got it in ya.

Submitted by Geodescent at 2004-11-23 22:47:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy shit this is funny!

What the hell is fast food doing out by Denison?
And why in all that is unholy are ONLY the following fast food restaurants in rural Iowa:
* McDonalds
* Wendys
* KFC/Taco Bell??????

BTW Subway doesn't count. I'd rather drive 80 miles than eat that shit.

Greets from nowhere in particular.

Submitted by Siren at 2004-11-22 05:29:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by icarus9mm at 2004-11-21 11:50:13 EST (#)
Rating: -2

-2 for failing to mention Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers.

what the fuck, man?

Submitted by Man O' War at 2004-11-21 11:23:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Finally, AJ has got on B@W.

About time too!

Congrats, bro!

Submitted by AJ at 2004-11-20 04:23:16 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Everything you ever wanted to know about YourMom
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Submitted by YourMom at 2004-11-19 19:04:41 EST (#)
Rating: -2

How is this funny? You must be a democrat because you can't take responsibility for your own actions, dumbass.

Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron at 2004-11-19 01:55:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by phredde2 (user info) at 2004-11-14 00:18:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

Because you all know the Wendy's menu by number, by heart

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They really are nerds!

Submitted by AJ at 2004-11-19 00:36:10 EST (#)
Rating: 0

100!

I'm bored tonight, so I decided to count how many links have been put up since Bored At Work was put up.

363.

For your enjoyment, here is the 100th link ever put up on B@W.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/5096

Submitted by TimeCop at 2004-11-18 19:30:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm sorry you got in an accident, but that was a freaking hilarious description, plus the in shock "should I use the napkins to wipe up the blood, or have a sandwich.

Also, the girl I'm dating always gets a number 6 with no tomato, but she get's a frosty and doesn't watch anime.

Submitted by ICO at 2004-11-18 17:30:50 EST (#)
Rating: 1

You describe the accident with a coolness rarely seen. +1 is exactly right for you, though, as it made me chuckle. Not a nice sound.

Submitted by Lechuga at 2004-11-17 18:44:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

haha business and financial

Submitted by UrbaneMischief at 2004-11-16 20:31:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hehe

Dave Thomas sucks

Submitted by darko at 2004-11-16 15:21:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Damn it this is the 4th fucking time i've seen the title of this and now i'm going out to wendy's. Damn spicy chicken sandwiches

Submitted by shitfuck at 2004-11-16 15:09:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy Christ AJ, this left me with a brain hemmorage and wet pants.

Submitted by AJ at 2004-11-16 11:53:30 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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***

Someone's fond of their alter.

Submitted by icon at 2004-11-16 11:42:31 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You're lucky you didn't kill someone else in the process, idiot.

-2 for pure stupidity.. then blaming Wendy's for your dumbass.

Submitted by MoneyG at 2004-11-15 22:03:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

A lawsuit like that would only work in the good 'ole US of A.

Submitted by GlitchCowman at 2004-11-15 21:22:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm proud of you babes, I knew you could do it.

Submitted by Jerems at 2004-11-15 20:42:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

sue the fucking douche's at wendy's. you'll win for sure.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky at 2004-11-15 20:41:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

awesome awesome awesome cool awesome.

Submitted by Method at 2004-11-15 20:29:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

congrats bro, you deserve it

Submitted by youarsoghey at 2004-11-15 15:30:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well it's about fucking time.

Submitted by JMG114 at 2004-11-15 14:53:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

B@W! Woo! This post rocks the party.

Submitted by Allyson at 2004-11-15 13:18:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

oh dear jesus... i almost peed myself.

Submitted by NerfHerder at 2004-11-15 13:15:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

B@W! Wooo!

Submitted by Magra at 2004-11-15 13:09:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

it was the jews and blacks that did this

Submitted by AJ at 2004-11-15 12:49:32 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Holy shit, I made B@W.

Submitted by lojope at 2004-11-15 09:40:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-10 11:54:28 (#)
Ranking: -2

This sucks, You suck, your posts suck, everyone from Ubercon lied, they all hate you too.



~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

He's right, you know. Random Joes know everything.

Submitted by phredde2 at 2004-11-14 00:18:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Because you all know the Wendy's menu by number, by heart

Submitted by ThatOneGirl at 2004-11-12 19:13:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh how it sucks to be you right now.

Submitted by Stabkill at 2004-11-12 01:54:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Err... I just looked at the time and I guess I saw it on the most heated list. That makes a little more sense.

Submitted by Stabkill at 2004-11-11 17:04:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hhaha. I should have read this yesterday. Saw it on the MRR.

Submitted by darko at 2004-11-11 14:40:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Damn it i read this yesterday and went to get wendy's, i see the title again today and i'm thinking wendy's again. Number 6 biggie sized with a dr. pepper (No ice!), 1 salt packet for my spicy chicken, 1 5 piece nug with barbeque sauce, and a small frosty.

Submitted by WhatTheHell at 2004-11-11 10:41:33 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-11-10 14:03:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

I rub my junior bacon cheeseburgers on my nipples.

Then I eat them.

(my nipples)
---------------

That was beautiful

Submitted by AJ at 2004-11-11 09:24:29 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Wendy's has Pepsi products and McDonald's has Coke products here.

Submitted by Spuds002 at 2004-11-11 05:39:09 EST (#)
Rating: 1

they have the dew at wendys nere you. the ones where i live (dallas area) are all coke products.
no i don't like you.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2004-11-11 04:58:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

shenan.............

Submitted by PWNstar at 2004-11-11 04:48:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/13766

somewhat related....oh and Wendy's rules!

however I did chuckle at the "blaming Waltrip" line so you get a plus 2

Submitted by Thored at 2004-11-10 22:48:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fuck, no "Dave Wendy" jokes. Oh well, you almost died.
+2.

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2004-11-10 22:36:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The gays and the straights and the whites and the spades, everyone has AIDS!

Submitted by Method at 2004-11-10 22:09:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-10 21:57:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

It's the azn nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York jigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, ah ah, hometown China
who you got, huh?
you got shit nigga, feel the size
it's the A-Z-N better recognize

got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
flip it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that it's three on one no duels

got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that is nice?
got cash,got moves, got thoughts like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or Crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chops sticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the fuck on me

Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
coz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...

It's the azn nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York jigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, ah ah, hometown China
who you got, huh?
you got shit nigga, feel the size
it's the A-Z-N better recognize

got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
flip it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that it's three on one no duels

got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that is nice?
got cash,got moves, got thoughts like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or Crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chops sticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the fuck on me

Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
coz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...

It's the azn nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York jigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, ah ah, hometown China
who you got, huh?
you got shit nigga, feel the size
it's the A-Z-N better recognize

got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
flip it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that it's three on one no duels

got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that is nice?
got cash,got moves, got thoughts like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or Crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chops sticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the fuck on me

Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
coz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...

It's the azn nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York jigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, ah ah, hometown China
who you got, huh?
you got shit nigga, feel the size
it's the A-Z-N better recognize

got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
flip it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that it's three on one no duels

got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that is nice?
got cash,got moves, got thoughts like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or Crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chops sticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the fuck on me

Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
coz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...

Submitted by Zod at 2004-11-10 20:44:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I loved it...until I found out it was shenanigans.

Dammit, we were all so close to getting rid of you too...

Submitted by NerfHerder at 2004-11-10 20:38:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

shemanigans. I am ashaned.

Submitted by NerfHerder at 2004-11-10 20:37:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

First to call shemanigans my ass.

We discussed this earlier. Right after i fucked the goat and right before you came in my pie.

Submitted by AJ at 2004-11-10 20:32:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

It makes the scrollbar smaller, makes the reviews less coherent, and slows the page loading.

I couldn't care less, but I imagine it drives some people crazy.

Submitted by Zoidberg at 2004-11-10 20:30:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

why does ToolMang thing spamming is punishment?

Submitted by Feijuada at 2004-11-10 20:23:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Iowa sucks. I know, my mother comes from there, and there is about thirty people in the whole state.

Submitted by Spooner at 2004-11-10 20:19:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

fine, damn.

Submitted by AJ at 2004-11-10 19:39:16 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Wow. Why is everyone from Iowa on Uber on the western half?

Submitted by corn nugget at 2004-11-10 19:38:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I got it by ONE SECOND! hahaha!

Submitted by JohnGalt at 2004-11-10 19:35:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Damn you, Corn Nugget!!!

Submitted by JohnGalt at 2004-11-10 19:34:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Shenanigans!!!!!

Did I get to it first?

Oh, and I'm the guy that uses the salt. 2 packets most of the time.

Submitted by corn nugget at 2004-11-10 19:34:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

CornNugget 78: shenanigans
polyamorousguyaj: THANK YOU
polyamorousguyaj: you're the first to call it

Submitted by corn nugget at 2004-11-10 19:33:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This could be awhile. My friends, though I love them to death, are nerds.

(go figure)



Submitted by Lunch_Pail at 2004-11-10 19:31:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That sux bro. Im from Des Moines

Submitted by Shizae at 2004-11-10 19:15:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by AJ at 2004-11-10 19:02:00 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by celine (user info) at 2004-11-10 13:38:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

+1 for rural Iowa. +1 again for Highway 30. How far from Ames are you AJ?

***

About three hours.

Submitted by youarsoghey at 2004-11-10 18:54:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm sorry. Wendy's and Taco Bell and the food choices are FUCKING MINIMAL?!?!? What planet do you live on again?

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish at 2004-11-10 18:48:24 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by RamJetMax at 2004-11-10 17:26:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Suck to be you.

Submitted by Mr. Asshole at 2004-11-10 17:23:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by kai070169 at 2004-11-10 17:23:19 EST (#)
Rating: 1

way to go

Submitted by JonnyX at 2004-11-10 17:19:38 EST (#)
Rating: 0

oh, and btw, the 'Mr. Wendy' character from the commercials? He got fired this week, so at the end of the month he's gone.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-11-10 17:19:17 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Wendy's is fast which is good. But the burgers are square - and who ever heard of a square cow- and there's about 14 fries in a Biggie fries. Which is bad.

I just recently discovered that Sonic has great burgers and their fries rival McDonald's.

Do with this info what you wish.

Submitted by NerfHerder at 2004-11-10 17:13:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Syncronicity.

Submitted by TheMidnight12AM at 2004-11-10 17:10:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Best ever?

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin at 2004-11-10 17:10:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This was good and I'm not one to break streaks, spammed or not.

Submitted by Wiggles at 2004-11-10 17:09:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Proud to be reviewer #69!

Submitted by munkeypants at 2004-11-10 16:55:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

holy crap aj... 67 reviews and a perfect +2!!

you rule!

Submitted by Donitsu2002 at 2004-11-10 16:42:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Haha, AJ... You're my favorite toolbag

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-10 16:20:19 EST (#)
Rating: -2

dumbass. you should have been going faster. you know, to finish the job

Submitted by coley at 2004-11-10 16:02:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Wow.

Sucks to be you!
But I'm sure you already knew that.

On a side note, I can't believe you're on the computer with a broken rib and whatever else you said.; However, like a lot of people on uber, I bet as the windshield was smashing in you were thinking "ohhh this will be a good one for uber!"


Submitted by darko at 2004-11-10 15:38:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

And now i'm on my way out to get some wendy's.

Submitted by potatomanjack at 2004-11-10 15:28:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Looks like the Mang has screwed himself on this one.

This post is now top on the "Best Ever" chart due to all of his spammings which didn't count. Congrats AJ, and ... ouch!

Submitted by Don_Megga at 2004-11-10 15:13:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That sucks.

Wendy's almost killed me for real once.

I was a senior in Highschool. It was December of 2001.

I ordered 2 Jr. Cheese Burgers, plain. Just the cheese and burger. I ate them for dinner. The next day I felt very weird. My insides felt cold and awkward. A feeling that I have never had before. Then I ran to the bathroom at about 9:15 and threw up. I got a note from the nurse and went home. I proceeded to throw up every half hour on the dot. I threw up a total of 22 times in one day. I spent 2 hours in the hospital and had 2.5 pints of IV injected into me. I had food poisoning and almost died from dehydration.

Fucking Wendy's...

Needless to say I havent eaten there since.

Submitted by onejupiter at 2004-11-10 15:03:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i dont know if i should laugh at you or tell you im sorry.


Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-10 15:00:13 EST (#)
Rating: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/37990#644815

I'd just paid over $5000 for Wendy's food.

Don't you mean mommy and daddy paid for it you worthless waste of space?

Submitted by sparkle_pink at 2004-11-10 14:24:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hahahahahaha.


I feel bad, laughing at your misfortune.

Submitted by wazzawazzayo at 2004-11-10 14:03:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I rub my junior bacon cheeseburgers on my nipples.

Then I eat them.

(my nipples)

Submitted by celine at 2004-11-10 13:38:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+1 for rural Iowa. +1 again for Highway 30. How far from Ames are you AJ?

Submitted by Iago at 2004-11-10 13:36:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Maybe if you werent such a queer about your car seats...

Submitted by miss_behvn at 2004-11-10 13:33:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Man that sucks. I crashed my car right after taking my last final and picking up my cap and gown! Sure put a cloud on that bright day! All my graduation money went to my deductible.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity at 2004-11-10 13:33:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Your mangled car... OUCH!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2004-11-10 13:27:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I think Jewel's teeth are sexy!

Submitted by precision at 2004-11-10 13:17:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hey, if an old lady can sue McDonalds for spilling coffee on her crotch, you should be able to retire over this one. By the way, Wendy was just her nickname.
http://dede.essortment.com/wendysrestauran_rlii.htm

Submitted by loki at 2004-11-10 13:03:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

cripes

Submitted by NerfHerder at 2004-11-10 12:40:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Only suckers get Value Meals.

3 JBCs, no tomato, no mayo. An order or chicken nuggets (no sauce) and a biggie Dr. Pepper.

Submitted by MickGinny at 2004-11-10 12:40:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The coolest thing about Iowa, besides the sweet smell of pig farms and seemingly endless corn fields, is the chant at an Iowa state(?) football game.

IowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowa
IowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowa
IowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowa
IowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowa
IowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowa
IowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowa
IowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowa,
IowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowaIowa.

Seriously, It is one of the coolest things i have ever heard.

Submitted by munkeypants at 2004-11-10 12:39:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by abefroman42 at 2004-11-10 12:25:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

#4 no tomato, rootbeer to drink, no biggie size

Submitted by Yes at 2004-11-10 12:22:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HAHA! You dipshit.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u at 2004-11-10 12:12:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

For having driven a Bronco II ( I feel you)

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-10 12:09:30 EST (#)
Rating: 0

My liability insurance plan that I had still carried over from the previous car.

Therefore, it'll cover whatever damage I did to the bridge, but not what damage I did to myself or my car.

Submitted by DeathJester at 2004-11-10 12:07:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Driving without insurance? Why aren't you in jail?

Submitted by NerfHerder at 2004-11-10 12:03:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You caught me. I don't watch TV. (Except for The Simpsons and Adult Swim)

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2004-11-10 12:02:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That sucks hardcore.
I take my #6 with no tomato and no mayo.

And to those RJ's arguing over Wendy: she was Dave Thomas' adopted daughter, hence, all of the childrens' and adpotion charities he and the restaurant sponsor.

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson at 2004-11-10 11:59:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

One time I paid $12,500 for a freezie pop. Of course, I had to spend a million dollars in a month, then I'd get the big inheritance. waaaaaaaaait a minute!

Hope you're ok!

Submitted by xenon at 2004-11-10 11:58:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

For your pain and suffering.

Submitted by AJ at 2004-11-10 11:58:02 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-10 11:54:28 (#)
Ranking: -2

This sucks, You suck, your posts suck, everyone from Ubercon lied, they all hate you too.

***

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Okay, now it's nap time.

And yeah, Nerf. The Random Joe is right. Though I hate to see someone with such lackluster intelligence take up my battle flag.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-10 11:54:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-11-10 11:52:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Mr. Wendy? It's Dave Thomas, you ass. Wendy was his fiery redheaded daughter.

***

NO DIPSHIT. HE'S TALKIGN ABOUT THE AD CAMPANE THAT WENDY'S HAS RIGHT NOW. IT'S AG UY WHO CALLS HIMSELF MR WENDY UNOFFICIAL WENDY'S SPOKESMAN.

WNEDY WAS DAVE THOMASS NIECE TOO

Submitted by Teephphah at 2004-11-10 11:54:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Ohhhhh man, that sucks. And that's why it sucks even more that I have to do this, but walking out during Inu Yasha?!

-2 for j00!!!!!!!!!!!!


Nerd.




Wait. What?

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-10 11:54:28 EST (#)
Rating: -2

This sucks, You suck, your posts suck, everyone from Ubercon lied, they all hate you too.



Submitted by Stin at 2004-11-10 11:53:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh AJ.

You need a hug. And a new car.

Submitted by tinactin at 2004-11-10 11:52:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I eat in the car all the time.

Uncoordinated fuck.

Submitted by NerfHerder at 2004-11-10 11:52:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Mr. Wendy? It's Dave Thomas, you ass. Wendy was his fiery redheaded daughter.

Submitted by Zandy1123 at 2004-11-10 11:50:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

dude! ouch!

Let's see a picture of the busted nose!

I got in my first car accident on Saturday - it wasn't serious, though.


Submitted by AJ at 2004-11-10 11:46:05 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Broken nose, three cracked ribs, a separated shoulder, pain in my neck, and a hell of a case of indigestion.

I'm going to take a nap.


Yeah. Maybe I do have the right ... What's that stuff?

-- Homer Simpson
Deep Space Homer