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My Wife Had A Miscarriage and Our Slimy Little Angel is with God Now

Submitted by Vermin at 2004-12-04 15:14:38 EST
Rating: 0.61 on 293 ratings (293 reviews) (Review this item) (V)



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Submitted by apollo88 at 2010-03-01 20:58:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

BUMP

Submitted by MANICMOTHER at 2007-08-17 19:09:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I remember this, it was one of the first few encounters with Uber

Submitted by apollo88 at 2007-06-14 09:29:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump!

Submitted by Creepy_guy at 2007-06-11 14:17:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-11 14:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BUUUUUUMP!

Submitted by darko at 2007-06-11 14:05:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BUUUUUUMP!

Submitted by Shryke at 2007-04-25 14:26:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by EchoBoxing at 2006-12-24 19:40:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

memories

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-12-19 11:28:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That was terribly structured sentence.

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-12-19 11:28:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

If you go through life worried about offending people, you might as well never speak, because that's the only way it will happen.

Submitted by GMCrayon at 2006-12-19 11:08:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Required reading for all mothers

Submitted by Jay_Bassman at 2006-12-19 11:07:52 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Sooooo fucking wrong it's gone all the way around, passed "right" and come back to wrong.



















...I may have laughed, though.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2006-12-19 10:45:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

BUUUUUUMP!

Submitted by extacy_red at 2006-08-08 16:18:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I dont know whether to +2 or -2.



so have a zero

Submitted by Banga3386 at 2006-08-08 16:12:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nominated for outstanding comedic performance by a slimy unborn mutant thing.

Banga

Submitted by Feety at 2006-08-08 16:10:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

*cries*

Submitted by kaos-king at 2006-08-08 16:09:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The sheer audacity of this is awe inspiring.

Submitted by Hookhand at 2006-08-08 16:06:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I have a huge fucking boner right now

Submitted by darko at 2006-08-08 15:58:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-04 15:47:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

I am going to hell for how much i lauged at this. On a related note i am now hungry for beef jerky.


Submitted by a_reader at 2006-05-15 13:05:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i'm not going to justify my reasons.

Submitted by Puffy_Fluff at 2006-05-14 20:49:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I laughed and laughed and now I will surely go to hell. Though I'm sure my tear provoking laugh fest at the tardbus bought my one-way ticket there already......

Submitted by EchoBoxing at 2006-05-14 18:13:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

still fucking awesome.

Submitted by Method at 2006-05-14 18:02:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

*bump*

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-04-29 23:13:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-29 23:09:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow... What the HELL is wrong with you?

+2 because I laughed. And now I feel guilty. This is so wrong. Wowowowow.
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read all his posts, you won't be disapointed!

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-04-29 23:09:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wow... What the HELL is wrong with you?

+2 because I laughed. And now I feel guilty. This is so wrong. Wowowowow.

Submitted by JumpingJax at 2006-04-29 19:15:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Istaros at 2006-04-29 19:12:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-12-08 16:42:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 die

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-04-29 19:08:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

How did I miss this?

My mouth was laughing but my eyes were crying. :( :) :( :)

Submitted by EchoBoxing at 2006-04-29 19:06:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-12-05 11:20:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment





i knew i saw this before. i still think it's awesome.

Submitted by EchoBoxing at 2006-04-29 19:03:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

fucking fantastic

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude at 2006-04-29 18:13:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

what the hell, I never reviewed this masterpiece before now?

Submitted by LSD420 at 2006-04-29 18:03:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This describes exactly how i feel about your "daughter":

http://www.ubersite.com/m/87286

Submitted by BubbaEarl at 2006-04-29 17:54:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

my sides are splitting from laughter. bwahahaaa

Submitted by pitbullgirl at 2006-04-29 17:31:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

Submitted by ASO at 2006-02-26 19:46:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-26 19:24:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-26 19:11:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

hahhahhaha

i was sure i'd given this a -2 before. i remember being disgusted. i dont know what i was thinking.
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You've been utterly defiled and corrupted by too much Ubersite.

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it's a beautiful thing, isnt it?

Submitted by Kale at 2006-02-26 19:43:44 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by PokeyPecker at 2006-02-26 19:24:11 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-26 19:11:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

hahhahhaha

i was sure i'd given this a -2 before. i remember being disgusted. i dont know what i was thinking.
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You've been utterly defiled and corrupted by too much Ubersite.

Submitted by ASO at 2006-02-26 19:11:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hahhahhaha

i was sure i'd given this a -2 before. i remember being disgusted. i dont know what i was thinking.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2006-02-22 17:14:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ahhhhh

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2006-01-26 12:05:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What a masterpiece.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2006-01-19 18:10:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

mwhahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

Submitted by morontian at 2005-12-20 17:31:32 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Howard Stern.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-12-20 17:21:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:57:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you you Fucking Pile of Dog Shit.

I would have been Due yesterday. Thanks for making my life worse. I blame myself for clicking on this post, but I havent been on ubersite in over a month, and I didnt recognize your shitty name """


hhahahaa i'm glad you had a miscarriage.

yes you, personally.

you are too much of a cunt to be amother.

God did it on person because he hates you and your miscarried little bunch of cells.

This is ubersite not 'happy support group', go get raped.


Submitted by TheSpook at 2005-12-20 17:17:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hahahaha

funnier every time

Submitted by kissmyarse at 2005-12-20 17:08:57 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Thanks, leil and xcus it's shitty to be back. Finally got internet working at work and now I'm leaving have a glorious day.

Submitted by leilani at 2005-12-20 17:06:23 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Eggy1988 (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:57:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Kissmyarse - I understand that miscarriage is a horrible topic and you might of experienced the dreadful effects of it, perhaps first hand. If you want some help or advise, I'd recommend this post here.

http://www2.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?id=55613
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hey!!!

Fuck you, Jackass.

I'm sorry for what you had to go through arse :( That's really horrible.

Submitted by kissmyarse at 2005-12-20 17:05:57 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Eggy--Are you British or just plain stupid??? ADVISE ? Advice you dumb fuck. Come back to uber when youve mastered the art of English. I'm guessing you're still in high school though.

Submitted by Xcuses at 2005-12-20 17:05:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

kissmyarse - welcome back =)

Submitted by Eggy1988 at 2005-12-20 16:57:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Kissmyarse - I understand that miscarriage is a horrible topic and you might of experienced the dreadful effects of it, perhaps first hand. If you want some help or advise, I'd recommend this post here.

http://www2.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?id=55613

Submitted by kissmyarse at 2005-12-20 16:57:06 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Fuck you you Fucking Pile of Dog Shit.

I would have been Due yesterday. Thanks for making my life worse. I blame myself for clicking on this post, but I havent been on ubersite in over a month, and I didnt recognize your shitty name

Submitted by kissmyarse at 2005-12-20 16:55:46 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Dammit Fart Smeller!

Submitted by kissmyarse at 2005-12-20 16:55:12 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by kissmyarse at 2005-12-20 16:55:06 EST (#)
Rating: -2

2

Submitted by kissmyarse at 2005-12-20 16:54:57 EST (#)
Rating: -2

3

Submitted by kissmyarse at 2005-12-20 16:54:49 EST (#)
Rating: -2

4

Submitted by kissmyarse at 2005-12-20 16:54:39 EST (#)
Rating: -2

5

Submitted by kissmyarse at 2005-12-20 16:54:28 EST (#)
Rating: -2

6

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-12-20 16:50:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

breaking your streak

Submitted by kissmyarse at 2005-12-20 16:46:53 EST (#)
Rating: -2

7

Submitted by kissmyarse at 2005-12-20 16:46:41 EST (#)
Rating: -2

8

Submitted by kissmyarse at 2005-12-20 16:46:32 EST (#)
Rating: -2

9

Submitted by kissmyarse at 2005-12-20 16:46:21 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You deserve 10 more of these

Submitted by kissmyarse at 2005-12-20 16:46:02 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You are a sick fuck that uses shock value to get attention. How typical. I hope one day you know what it feels like to have pounds of blood clots pass through your genitals and then get your uterus scraped.


Submitted by Eggy1988 at 2005-12-20 16:37:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is one of my favourites.

Submitted by Xcuses at 2005-12-20 16:36:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It's funny which makes me sick and twisted

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2005-12-20 16:35:49 EST (#)
Rating: 0

0 cuz i actually don't know what to make of this... i think i might be stunned.

Submitted by MistressFist at 2005-12-20 16:34:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is so fucking offensive it is unbelievable.

Perfect for Uber.

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-12-20 16:27:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for having the balls

Submitted by lucid at 2005-11-30 14:51:44 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by leilani at 2005-11-30 14:36:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:29:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:22:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

on second thought, fuck that.

this post is FUCKED UP. """


and that is why you'll die alone.
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because this post is fucked up? or because i -2 it?

Submitted by TheSpook at 2005-11-30 14:34:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-11-30 14:29:02 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:22:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

on second thought, fuck that.

this post is FUCKED UP. """


and that is why you'll die alone.


Submitted by leilani at 2005-11-30 14:22:00 EST (#)
Rating: -2

on second thought, fuck that.

this post is FUCKED UP.

Submitted by leilani at 2005-11-30 14:18:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i don't know what to rate this. miscarriages are NOT funny. quite the opposite.

however, this post was. also it made me throw up a little.

so a solid 0

Submitted by Loren at 2005-11-30 14:17:11 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Apollo.



Stop it.



Thank you.



Loren

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-11-30 14:09:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

v

Submitted by DavyJones at 2005-11-28 23:32:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This masterpiece is more deserving of most heated than anything else there. Kudos to whoever brought it back.

Submitted by prozacaddict at 2005-11-28 23:27:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

sick shit. have a +2

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-11-28 23:26:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i'm going to rate this everyday for the rest of my/ubersite's life.


Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2005-11-28 23:14:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

11,000 hits.

Aborted mother of god.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-11-28 22:41:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

best post ever.

Submitted by Berty at 2005-10-25 09:47:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Best post ever.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-25 09:30:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2005-10-25 07:39:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-04 16:07:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAA

The only thing that would have made this better is if I read it on a sunday after raping god.

__________________________

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-05 03:51:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

Come see me when you come home from work one day and your wife tells you that your baby is in the toilet, dead.

____________________________


*dies*

Submitted by alas_me at 2005-10-25 07:12:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Thank you Vermin. Thank you sooo much.

and thank you apollo for linkwhoring this post. i owe you my gratitude.

Submitted by ih8u2man at 2005-10-20 18:06:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

MORE HITS!!!!!!! MORE HITS!!!!!!

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-20 18:06:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That was so fucking WRONG.

I mean... Damn... I've got a twisted sense of humour and all, but even I felt kinda sickened by this.


Funny as fuck though.

Submitted by mattnotharry at 2005-10-20 17:58:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-19 12:24:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

Now THIS is shock value!

Submitted by SiskelandFatboy at 2005-10-20 12:05:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I laughed like hell. Is that wrong?

Submitted by Serfuzz at 2005-10-18 06:25:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup at 2005-10-16 20:03:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Bob_Dole at 2005-10-15 18:40:45 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-05 03:51:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

Come see me when you come home from work one day and your wife tells you that your baby is in the toilet, dead.

Fuck you, man
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yeah, i gotta say he's got it right, i recall my +2 and instead drop a -2 on this steaming load.

Submitted by Bob_Dole at 2005-10-15 18:37:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm not sure if this is funny, or awful... like, god awful.. like, House Cat vs Mac Truck awful.

Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup at 2005-10-15 18:27:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Greatest post ever

Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup at 2005-10-10 19:40:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

200th review

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-07-28 13:18:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This post justifies the internet.

Submitted by clit_commander at 2005-07-28 12:37:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Haha, teach me master yoda.

Submitted by Method at 2005-07-28 12:31:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Wiggles at 2005-07-19 21:58:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Dibba dibba dip dip dip

O-o-oh

Submitted by Wiggles at 2005-07-18 17:06:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hello!

Submitted by Foonbo at 2005-06-22 11:27:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

A "+" for each giant testicle of yours.

Submitted by Wiggles at 2005-06-22 11:26:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I brought this back from the dead!

Submitted by MANICMOTHER at 2005-06-22 11:24:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Where the fuck did this come from?

Submitted by P33N3R at 2005-06-22 11:05:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I had a miscarriage...


For breakfast.

Submitted by Katelyn at 2005-06-22 03:12:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Supreme_Overlord at 2005-06-21 00:20:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I didn't find this funny at all -2.
But +2 for pissing people off.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart at 2005-06-20 23:46:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

LOL

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-06-19 12:55:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This made me vote for you in UberMadness, you unsensitive prick.

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2005-06-19 12:32:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

nightmares

Submitted by d_prime at 2005-06-19 12:24:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Now THIS is shock value!

Submitted by Method at 2005-06-19 12:21:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I never rated this?

Submitted by WhatDoesThisButtonDo at 2005-06-19 12:06:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Wiggles at 2005-06-19 11:54:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

B@W

Submitted by clumeister at 2005-05-04 15:23:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Holy Fucking Hell


ROFL!!

Submitted by cookbeagle at 2005-04-10 12:34:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

this is beyond the shadow of a doubt the funniest thing i have ever read in my lifetime. Sadly, most of the people I have to live around wouldnt understand this at all so I am left to be amused with nobody to share it with, as nearly all of my sexual adventures are carried out. The most brilliant minds out there are rarely appreciated (look at the bullshit Paula Abdul has to put up with)but at least some of us know when we are in the presence of another shakespeare or DeSade.

Submitted by Bickerstaff at 2005-03-31 02:52:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-03-31 02:36:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I remember this. I got you confused with Vomit when he posted his "name my baby" thing, and thought this must have been the follow up, and laughed my arse off.

Submitted by Wiggles at 2005-03-31 02:28:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is possibly the greatest post of ALL TIME. Maybe.

Submitted by r1nce at 2005-03-31 02:12:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious at 2005-03-30 21:41:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm sad that I missed this post when it was most heated. Fucking awesome Vermin.

Submitted by kaos-king at 2005-03-15 00:57:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-06 07:41:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

There is no line.

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Plus, I've seen worse.

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-03-15 00:56:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I just got struck by lightning.

Submitted by williamson at 2005-03-15 00:22:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0

BULLSHIT!!!

This gets a positive rating while mine was holocausted?

Oh well. C'est La Vie.

Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P at 2005-03-14 23:40:38 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-12-04 16:06:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

If anyone has gone too far, it's on this post.

Submitted by ScottMaximus at 2005-03-14 23:24:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hello, is this me your looking for?

Submitted by the_lone_stranger at 2005-03-08 10:45:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

And another because the title alone just cracked me up again.

Submitted by FelizJbirth at 2005-03-01 23:23:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Bold and beautiful

Submitted by Wiggles at 2005-03-01 23:02:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

To all the people who are offended by this post:

Do you think I decided to find this post funny, because I don't care about the feelings of others? Of course not. We don't get to choose our own sense of humor. This post points out that most people will instinctively find amusement in grossly offensive material. By giving this post a +2 and commedning it, I am acknowledging the thrill I get from being shocked. Although some people may have a negative reaction to this post due to personal experience, most of us naturally crave this kind of humor.

Submitted by thecaes at 2005-03-01 22:54:33 EST (#)
Rating: -2

What. The fuck.

This is funny how?

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-03-01 22:38:41 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Hey wait a fucking second. That was Vomit, not Vermin.

Goddamnit. This was still sort of funny, I suppose. But oh man, would that have been a ruse.

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-03-01 22:37:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

If all the "name my baby" stuff was a joke lead up to this, I cannot praise you enough. This is the highlight of my time on Uber. OK fine, that's not even two months yet, but hey.


Submitted by Zackstersmackster at 2005-03-01 22:18:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh my fuckin' word...sick sick sick...but I love it

Submitted by HZRD at 2005-02-11 16:52:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by bob at 2005-02-11 15:55:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

funny as hell.

Submitted by InsoManiac at 2005-02-11 15:48:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

My supervisor didnt really like it when she found out what I was laughing hysterically about.
She didnt care though cuz it made her laugh too.
Thanks Vermin!

Submitted by nicololoid at 2005-01-31 05:19:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

one of the funniest things i have ever read on the internet! brilliant! thanks for the laughs and the totally hysterical pictures!

Submitted by mazman23 at 2005-01-17 03:05:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Vermin is a Kicker of all ass http://www.ubersite.com/m/56905

Submitted by mazman23 at 2005-01-13 00:55:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

my god

Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk at 2004-12-31 17:28:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

they are tasty snacks, especially when dipped in honey mustard

Submitted by Vermin at 2004-12-10 13:14:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Hahah, got somethingawful pladgerizing me now http://www.somethingawful.com.

Submitted by BlinkSparky at 2004-12-10 08:46:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

sick shit

Submitted by ahdragos at 2004-12-09 18:54:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I fucking hate you. I was eating. I WAS FUCKNIG EATING!!!! BURN IN HELLL!!!!







+@ because you tricked me hardcore.

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts at 2004-12-09 17:03:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

May you live to be a thousand years old...

Submitted by j0andre1 at 2004-12-09 10:12:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Damn....

Damn funny

Submitted by Scarlett13 at 2004-12-09 08:21:17 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Disgusting

Submitted by rad1101 at 2004-12-09 06:16:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-07 19:21:26 (#)
Ranking: 0


for real, yo.


goddamn, this argument needs to get over with...

NO ONE IS LAUGHING AT MISCARRIAGE, THEY ARE LAUGHING AT THIS POST. IT'S A WORK OF FICTION. NOBODY IS MAKING FUN OF YOUR PERSONAL MISCARRIAGE EXPERIENCE. NO ONE THAT GAVE THIS A +2 IS GOING TO LAUGH IN YOUR FACE BECAUSE YOU OR YOUR WIFE HAD A MISCARRIAGE. GET OVER IT.
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A while after I said something about my wife's miscarriage, dicknose wrote this. I'm sure he liked this post as well.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/50908#940957

Submitted by lucid at 2004-12-08 18:54:33 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I know this is gonna sound wrong, but the shiny ones kinda look like candy. Has anyone ever tasted one?

Submitted by Istaros at 2004-12-08 16:42:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 die

Submitted by godking at 2004-12-08 13:02:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Damn that was hysterical!!

Submitted by hairycoo at 2004-12-08 07:12:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ahahahahah fucking hell people loosen up

Submitted by cheruboo at 2004-12-07 19:44:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is horrible, yet clever, so I give you +2. Almost made me puke though.

Submitted by hidden101 at 2004-12-07 19:21:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2004-12-07 13:29:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

bigmike - if you had been so disgusted or un-entertained by this post, then you wouldn't have come back. you wouldn't have seen that I said you suck. But you did come back, because this post has an immense draw to it. I'm sorry to all who've experienced a miscarriage - it's really truly sad when it happens to somebody.. but when it's clearly FICTION and someone is clearly taking a RADICAL PERSPECTIVE on it, then there's no reason to be so offended.

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for real, yo.


goddamn, this argument needs to get over with...

NO ONE IS LAUGHING AT MISCARRIAGE, THEY ARE LAUGHING AT THIS POST. IT'S A WORK OF FICTION. NOBODY IS MAKING FUN OF YOUR PERSONAL MISCARRIAGE EXPERIENCE. NO ONE THAT GAVE THIS A +2 IS GOING TO LAUGH IN YOUR FACE BECAUSE YOU OR YOUR WIFE HAD A MISCARRIAGE. GET OVER IT.

Submitted by dodahdave at 2004-12-07 19:19:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by PizzaEagle (user info) at 2004-12-07 19:08:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. you crossed so many lines with this post, I'm not sure that there are any lines left to cross. Congratulations, you have achieved all there is to achieve in shock humor.

Submitted by PizzaEagle at 2004-12-07 19:08:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Wow. you crossed so many lines with this post, I'm not sure that there are any lines left to cross. Congratulations, you have achieved all there is to achieve in shock humor.

Submitted by Loren at 2004-12-07 17:30:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is so sick. Now I'm convinced there's something wrong with me, because the further I scrolled, the harder I laughed. The poem to Jesus was priceless.

Submitted by knucklesnelson at 2004-12-07 15:02:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

yay a dead baby post.

Submitted by awj002 at 2004-12-07 13:29:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

bigmike - if you had been so disgusted or un-entertained by this post, then you wouldn't have come back. you wouldn't have seen that I said you suck. But you did come back, because this post has an immense draw to it. I'm sorry to all who've experienced a miscarriage - it's really truly sad when it happens to somebody.. but when it's clearly FICTION and someone is clearly taking a RADICAL PERSPECTIVE on it, then there's no reason to be so offended. But that's not the point- the point is that you couldn't stay away and that proves it's a frickin great post.

Submitted by tlovess at 2004-12-07 12:52:45 EST (#)
Rating: -2

This is disgusting.

Submitted by acrog at 2004-12-07 12:42:55 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I don't think he has to ever worry about having a wife or a miscarrige

ATTENTION GHEY MENZ!
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1091810272164317469/1/gaybret1small.jpg
(submitted for Uberdirectory by Vermin)

Submitted by loki at 2004-12-07 12:41:51 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by TonyMontana at 2004-12-07 12:40:06 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-12-07 12:05:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry, but any person too sensetive about miscarriages should have turned away after reading the title.

Still don't know why I like it.

-Bus
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The reason you like this is the same reason that your dumb ass can't spell "sensitive"...because you're a fucking moron.

-Tony Montana

Submitted by acrog at 2004-12-07 12:33:51 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Ignorance is bliss.


I hope when you grow up and try to have kids that your woman has one miscarriage for every picture that you made.

It took almost a year for my wife to get over her miscarriage.

I'm all for sick humor, and I'm all for you being able to post whatever you want.
But just know on a personal level...I hate you.


Submitted by gbusman at 2004-12-07 12:05:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sorry, but any person too sensetive about miscarriages should have turned away after reading the title.

Still don't know why I like it.

-Bus

Submitted by hairycoo at 2004-12-07 11:58:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Bored At Work!

Greatest Post Ever!

Submitted by Adereterial at 2004-12-07 08:18:05 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-12-06 11:11:01 (#)
Ranking: 0

Seems like everyone replying has experienced a miscarriage... I didn't know they were so common. Shitty.

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Its estimated that at least 30% of all pregnancies end in miscarriage - often even before the woman concerned even knows she's pregnant. Yes, it's shitty. Yes, it's unfair.

And it doesn't need wankers such as the author of this monstrosity to make it any worse.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2004-12-07 05:14:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-06 12:39:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

I usually like apollo, but hearing him say "There is no line" is a tad bit ironic http://www.ubersite.com/m/44343 """


I never said I was consistent!

Plus I was on my period that day.

Submitted by kai070169 at 2004-12-07 04:35:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

BAD BAD BAD

Submitted by transhuman at 2004-12-06 20:22:53 EST (#)
Rating: -2

No.

Submitted by Stin at 2004-12-06 20:08:24 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-12-06 15:27:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Dear disphits who find this unfunny because they had a miscarriage,

A miscarriage is god's way of getting rid of babies that aren't quite right. It's his eject button. If your pregnency would have been succesful then there would be one more retarded child out there. Consider yourself lucky that you did not have to raise a child that wasn't 100% healthy. I have seen what raising a problem child is like for a family, Trust me you wouldn't have liked it.

As always love,
Brendan
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Brendan,

I agree with what you're saying to a certain extent. I can obviously only speak from my experience, but the baby I miscarried was perfectly healthy, fully formed, in possession of all her limbs and given another fortnight - that's all - would have been viable. I miscarried after being involved in a car accident and falling down the stairs within days of each other. So bear in mind that yes, a lot of miscarriages are, in their own way, a good thing, there are a lot of people who have problems with placenta, have accidents, other reasons which terminate a "good" pregnancy prematurely.

Spare us a thought.

Submitted by AJ at 2004-12-06 20:05:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:11:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 infinity.
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-04 21:41:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm speechless.

On the one hand I want to -2 you because a miscarriage is the worst thing that could ever happen to a woman.

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No, it isn't, AJ. The worst thing to happen to a woman is to be knocked up by some dude who thinks pics like this are funny. It's refuckingtarded.

IN FACT, and I don't give a shit what kind of flack I get from saying the following since I'm used to flack on here: A REAL MAN WOULD FIND THIS FUCKING PUTRID AND WRONG.

Shame on you, Vermin. Very badly done. You should be tied up and smacked in the face with a whole bag of those.

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Ferretnose, get off my case. Out of all the nasty and insensitive replies on this post, you single me out for being honest and taking a look at all the angles?

Fuck you.

I know several women who have had miscarriages, and I don't feel I was being overly presumptuous in my assessment. A miscarriage is a terrible ordeal. So is paralyzation. So is cancer. So is Parkinson's. So are a whole helluva lot of other things. Those who live in glass houses, Ferretnose. Don't tell me you've never poked fun at anything that other people might deem terribly offensive.

I gave my opinion, and you don't see me jumping down the throats of anyone on either side of the coin, do you?

"You should be tied up and smacked in the face with a whole bag of 'THOSE."

Those???? Way to debase your whole review in the last sentence.

Again, I wouldn't wish a miscarriage on anyone, but I'm not going to deny others their right to say what they want.

I could play advocate for either side of the argument, but what's the point? My life isn't so devoid of anything meaningful that I feel the need to start a crusade against others' opinions. Don't bother replying. You'll just end up looking stupid and driving this further up the Most Heated list.

Submitted by Vermin at 2004-12-06 18:44:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Oh man, most heated. Anyway to anyone who has been involved with a miscarriage themselves, I suggest they create a tribute for their precious little slimeball just like this one. It has been very theraputic for my wife and I and has aided the healing process greatly. If you are not skilled with photoshop, just send me the pics of your little goober and I can help you with that.

Submitted by WiKi at 2004-12-06 18:01:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy Hell.

I laughed. A lot.

So sue me.

Submitted by Stabkill at 2004-12-06 17:36:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Seralena at 2004-12-06 17:34:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fuck. Miscarriages make me cry, and the woman whose kids I babysat for had one, it was traumatic as hell.

But dammit, this made me laugh.

Bastard.

Submitted by Ferretnose at 2004-12-06 17:11:51 EST (#)
Rating: -2

-2 infinity.
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-04 21:41:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm speechless.

On the one hand I want to -2 you because a miscarriage is the worst thing that could ever happen to a woman.

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No, it isn't, AJ. The worst thing to happen to a woman is to be knocked up by some dude who thinks pics like this are funny. It's refuckingtarded.

IN FACT, and I don't give a shit what kind of flack I get from saying the following since I'm used to flack on here: A REAL MAN WOULD FIND THIS FUCKING PUTRID AND WRONG.

Shame on you, Vermin. Very badly done. You should be tied up and smacked in the face with a whole bag of those.

Submitted by RamJetMax at 2004-12-06 16:29:31 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Holy God in Heaven this is the sickest post I have ever seen on uber.

Submitted by redraven at 2004-12-06 16:25:04 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by BillsSBChamps at 2004-12-06 15:27:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Dear disphits who find this unfunny because they had a miscarriage,

A miscarriage is god's way of getting rid of babies that aren't quite right. It's his eject button. If your pregnency would have been succesful then there would be one more retarded child out there. Consider yourself lucky that you did not have to raise a child that wasn't 100% healthy. I have seen what raising a problem child is like for a family, Trust me you wouldn't have liked it.

As always love,
Brendan

P.S. If you find this unfunny because it is gross, go fuck yourself.

P.P.S, Don't go fuck yourself, go here. http://www.ubersite.com/m/46480

Submitted by benjamindover at 2004-12-06 15:20:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Ever had deep fried fetus? Fuckin good. If mcdonalds made them, i'd order a 10 piece.

Submitted by lucid at 2004-12-06 14:30:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sadly, I find this amusing.

To Hell it is...please save me some marshmellows and a seat by the fire pit. I'll bring a fetus so we can play catch.

Submitted by Disektor at 2004-12-06 13:17:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You are a sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick SICK individual. But hey, so am I.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u at 2004-12-06 13:08:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

woah

Submitted by WhatTheHell at 2004-12-06 12:52:56 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You're a fucking tard.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2004-12-06 12:39:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I usually like apollo, but hearing him say "There is no line" is a tad bit ironic http://www.ubersite.com/m/44343


Submitted by ardubs at 2004-12-06 11:11:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Seems like everyone replying has experienced a miscarriage... I didn't know they were so common. Shitty.

Submitted by firefly at 2004-12-06 10:41:41 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by DeathJester at 2004-12-06 08:22:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

For his next trick: Aborted foetus

Submitted by apollo88 at 2004-12-06 07:41:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

There is no line.


Submitted by thedude at 2004-12-06 07:25:08 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Dude so not funny. There are just some things.
I hope this shit comes back to haunt you.

Fucko!

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo at 2004-12-06 07:22:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You know, I can understand why people didn't like this post, seeing how some of you have lost children and whatnot, and I'm not bagging on you about it. You the right to feel the way you do.

Everyone handles things differently.


Submitted by Bigmike at 2004-12-06 07:17:31 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2004-12-06 00:36:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

the most hilarious thing ever. p.s., bigmike, you suck



Why, because I have an opinion?

My wife and I lost our first child to miscarriage. I just don't find this amusing at all. I guess I'm not the only one.

Some people found this funny, I didn't.

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo at 2004-12-06 07:15:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-12-05 08:27:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

There's a line. And I'm sorry to say that (only because I know its what you want) you've crossed it.

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NO, posting child porn or other things of the sort would be crossing the line. This (while still sick) was actually pretty tame compared to some things that one would find out in the world.

Fuck, man... people need to lighten up.

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo at 2004-12-06 07:04:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This was so terrible.

But I can't help it. I laughed. I have to give credit where it's due.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2004-12-06 06:55:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

am I sick in the head?

I can't stop laughing at this.


Submitted by Merlina at 2004-12-06 06:53:52 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Posts like this make me wonder why I am on Uber. Now I am all for originality. But I think that was just to shock.

It was vile. Utterly vile.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2004-12-06 06:42:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Seriously people, -2's? For this masterwerk?

Perhaps this is too much for the american sense of humour.

the sheer audacity of this is awe inspiring.


Submitted by shandythedog at 2004-12-06 06:37:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0

a masterpiece, wish i'd thought of something like this


Submitted by apollo88 at 2004-12-06 06:32:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ABSOLUTE FUCKING GENIUS.

My god, just when I thought Uber had nothing new to offer this happens.

Brilliant.


Submitted by mrwolf at 2004-12-06 06:16:55 EST (#)
Rating: -2

This was horrible. You want me to get all upset, that's the whole point of posts like this. I'm adding to the heat because I had to say that you're the saddest fuck on earth to be selling your soul to a hit counter and a little sign that says most heated.

Only the young, inexperienced, stupid, and people who like to pretend they're above being "grossed out" found this funny.

One day you'll all look back at this and laugh no more. By the age of 25 you will all have experienced, or know someone close to you who has experienced this, because its a lot more fucking common than you think...

I dread that it ever happens to me and mine. Screw you.

Submitted by artfart at 2004-12-06 05:30:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

yes, you're sick. Big deal... Humorous, no. If you'd managed to make if funny it could have been great. Ok, my parents would be disgusted but i didn't laugh.

Submitted by Sacrew at 2004-12-06 05:17:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

FUCKIN' A

Submitted by coley at 2004-12-06 01:22:33 EST (#)
Rating: -2

No.

Submitted by Man O' War at 2004-12-06 00:52:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fuck, is tht what I used to look like? Dam, puberty does not seem all that bad in retrospect.

Submitted by strwbryfanatic at 2004-12-06 00:47:44 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-12-04 19:04:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Sweet God in Heaven. He approves of this post. He uses still born kids as lightning bolt fodder because they are unbaptised. SMITE SMITE SMITE SMITE SMITE.

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Wow. I cannot believe that you actually typed that. You are quite insensitive.




On a separate note, I do not find this funny at all. For those of us who have actually experienced a situation like this, it is painful to look at this side of such a serious matter and it is clearly nothing to joke about.

Honestly, fuck off.

Submitted by DisneylandBurnedDown at 2004-12-06 00:42:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This met and then exceeded all of my fetussy needs.

Submitted by awj002 at 2004-12-06 00:36:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

the most hilarious thing ever. p.s., bigmike, you suck

Submitted by Slypher at 2004-12-06 00:26:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The depths of your depravity knows no bounds.


KUDOS!!

Submitted by hidden101 at 2004-12-05 21:38:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-12-05 01:36:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

it's all fun and games until it happens to you, right? just like everything else in this world.

=============================================================

true.

Submitted by fly_on_the_wall at 2004-12-05 21:16:51 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Juvenile

Submitted by Thored at 2004-12-05 20:41:20 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Line you dont cross.

Submitted by stevie_says at 2004-12-05 20:10:49 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Here’s a post that’s guaranteed to have 100% fewer miscarriages: http://www.ubersite.com/m/53449

Submitted by The_Walrus at 2004-12-05 19:34:40 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Fuck you. My mom had a miscarriage.

Submitted by whataefag at 2004-12-05 19:27:33 EST (#)
Rating: -1

fucking repulsive ... if this was true, then, where's the fucking coathanger, man?
this is quite possibly the most immoral post I've ever seen on this site.
(but I did laugh a tiny, tiny bit. maybe the heaves were vomit precursers.)

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara at 2004-12-05 17:32:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-05 01:07:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

you're a fucking moron. and the people +2ing this are doing so because they think it's cool to be different. i worked on an obstetrics ward and saw this happen several times and it never gets easy to deal with. parents are heart broken after a miscarriage. can you imagine carrying an unborn child for almost 9 months and then expelling something like that?

oh but yeah, since this fag has good "style" that makes it okay to validate something like this shit. what if someone murdered your fat ass or someone you loved...and then made a nice, stylistic post about it on ubersite...would that make it acceptable to your dumb asses?

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I hope someone does a post on my murder on uber. It would make my (after)life complete.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara at 2004-12-05 17:30:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

If God is a buddhist (a fact established as true), then he can transcend this. It was damn funny.

Submitted by Id at 2004-12-05 16:43:55 EST (#)
Rating: -2

One one hand, I can understand how some would find this amusing.
On the other, this is without doubt the most vile piece of debauchery I have ever had the misfortune of casting my eyes upon.
I'd hope this horrible thing would befall you in the future, but I'm not quite as sick as you.

Submitted by BoogieFevuh at 2004-12-05 15:20:15 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-05 01:07:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

you're a fucking moron. and the people +2ing this are doing so because they think it's cool to be different. i worked on an obstetrics ward and saw this happen several times and it never gets easy to deal with. parents are heart broken after a miscarriage. can you imagine carrying an unborn child for almost 9 months and then expelling something like that?

oh but yeah, since this fag has good "style" that makes it okay to validate something like this shit. what if someone murdered your fat ass or someone you loved...and then made a nice, stylistic post about it on ubersite...would that make it acceptable to your dumb asses?
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Couldn't have said it better myself.

Submitted by the_lone_stranger at 2004-12-05 15:02:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

twisted humor. right up my alley.

Submitted by SullyThePirate at 2004-12-05 14:44:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I was born a sick fuck and I'll die a sick fuck. RIP Sarah May.

Submitted by Vermin at 2004-12-05 14:34:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

My goodness, this is on the most heated. Thank you for all of your kind words, there are some solid gold comments down there. Little Sarah May is looking down from heaven with a smile on her slimy monkey face at this.

Submitted by Stin at 2004-12-05 14:24:03 EST (#)
Rating: -1

I don't know why I came back to this, maybe because it's heated and I wanted to see who the REALLY sick fucks among you are.

On my calculations, about 70% of the people who gave this a -2 so far are male. There are one or two people whose gender I'm unsure of so I made an educated guess. I'm surprised by that, I thought more of the women would be out with their -2 wands. Maybe they know better than to click on a post by Vermin with the word "miscarriage" in the title.

I rather liked this comment for its truth:

Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-12-05 01:36:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

it's all fun and games until it happens to you, right? just like everything else in this world.

Submitted by tech-junkie at 2004-12-05 14:00:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

+2 because that was fucking hilarious
-2 because you're a sick, sick little demon

Oh my God! How am I supposed to react to this?!

Submitted by littledan at 2004-12-05 11:45:31 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-12-05 11:41:37 EST (#)
Rating: 1

When you're done with the carcass, can I have it?

The doggies love playing with stuff like this.

Submitted by Shizae at 2004-12-05 11:26:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sick, yet funny. I'm going to Hell, but so are you.

Submitted by EchoBoxing at 2004-12-05 11:20:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Fleury75 at 2004-12-05 11:19:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy shit. I don't know why im laughing this is the sickest shit ive EVER read. But the delivery was well done!

Jesus this is sick

The poem kicks ass.

My condolensces to you and your wife. For mating in the first place.

Submitted by Pandamel at 2004-12-05 10:52:39 EST (#)
Rating: -2

That is sick.

Submitted by Martyn_Steiner at 2004-12-05 08:27:43 EST (#)
Rating: -2

There's a line. And I'm sorry to say that (only because I know its what you want) you've crossed it.

Submitted by Oleannder at 2004-12-05 04:17:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Damn I find this funny.

Submitted by Ducky at 2004-12-05 04:13:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i found this highly amusing in a really sick twisted way. reminds me of a time in high school when i dated a guy who had a fetus fetish (pictures all over his room...ew).

Submitted by rad1101 at 2004-12-05 03:53:24 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-12-04 20:13:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

Anyone who rated this negatively has no sense of humour.
__________________________________________________________________

You are absolutley fucking right on with that, motherfucker.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2004-12-05 03:51:42 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Come see me when you come home from work one day and your wife tells you that your baby is in the toilet, dead.

Fuck you, man.

Submitted by bargled at 2004-12-05 03:50:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

and it was good.

Submitted by bargled at 2004-12-05 03:50:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i ate her

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2004-12-05 03:47:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-05 01:07:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

can you imagine carrying an unborn child for almost 9 months and then expelling something like that?

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This guy's obviously never been to the "Golden Curry House" in london.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2004-12-05 03:39:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I laughed so much i died like a fetus.

I hope my wife DOES miscarry so i can mock her with this post.

I'd say B@W but the fatcats would never support anything remotely risque...

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 at 2004-12-05 02:22:09 EST (#)
Rating: 1

hmmm

Submitted by mikeeegeee at 2004-12-05 02:09:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm such a bastard but that was the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-12-04 15:25:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more cowbell.
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and that just pushed me over the edge

Submitted by darko at 2004-12-05 01:53:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

another plus two for making most heated with this.

Submitted by RouteTwo at 2004-12-05 01:36:17 EST (#)
Rating: -2

it's all fun and games until it happens to you, right? just like everything else in this world.

Submitted by DavyJones at 2004-12-05 01:17:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I am so hell bound.

Submitted by F a ish at 2004-12-05 01:10:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This was horrible. I have no idea why I'm doing this. I feel like a jerk...I hate this site.

Submitted by TonyMontana at 2004-12-05 01:07:43 EST (#)
Rating: -2

you're a fucking moron. and the people +2ing this are doing so because they think it's cool to be different. i worked on an obstetrics ward and saw this happen several times and it never gets easy to deal with. parents are heart broken after a miscarriage. can you imagine carrying an unborn child for almost 9 months and then expelling something like that?

oh but yeah, since this fag has good "style" that makes it okay to validate something like this shit. what if someone murdered your fat ass or someone you loved...and then made a nice, stylistic post about it on ubersite...would that make it acceptable to your dumb asses?

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky at 2004-12-05 01:04:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i'd do sarah may...





































...in the pooper!












wait, ...ewwwww.

Submitted by CoreaPeekay at 2004-12-05 00:39:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

God damn, I saw the actual website and I was so fucking disturbed, it was insane. I'd like to say I'm an internet veteran and I'm not grossed out by much, but god damn that thing freaked me out. Maybe its something to do with misshapen babies. Man I hope my kid doesnt turn out like that.

Submitted by Chinaski at 2004-12-05 00:21:18 EST (#)
Rating: 0

unbelievable... i mean i couldnt read it... i went back and read the first paragraph and thought you might be extremely witty in person. here's a 00, it's how my eyes look right now.

Submitted by AJ at 2004-12-04 21:41:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm speechless.

On the one hand I want to -2 you because a miscarriage is the worst thing that could ever happen to a woman.

On the other hand, you're Vermin, and I have to come to expect these things from you.

James Carville, Jesus.

Submitted by barryap at 2004-12-04 21:36:06 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Can't give a plus 2 cause this is definitely offensive to people who have endured miscarriages. However, you've got some fucking balls and a great sense of humor.

Submitted by Wiggles at 2004-12-04 21:21:59 EST (#)
Rating: 1

It really is difficult to try to justify something like this, considering what a woman who has experienced miscarriage would feel if she read this. I don't know if Vermin really thinks the subject of miscarriage is funny. What's funny is the use of such a shocking image in the context of the little story. Whether it's worth the trauma it could potentially do to a sensitive woman, I'm not sure. But it's certainly funny and engaging.

Submitted by SoxSexSax at 2004-12-04 20:13:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Anyone who rated this negatively has no sense of humour.

Submitted by Stin at 2004-12-04 20:11:04 EST (#)
Rating: -1

I gave birth to a baby that looked like that.

However, on style I can't fault it, so I guess I can't justify a -2

Submitted by zakalwe at 2004-12-04 20:06:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Sorry Mike, but I have no first-hand experience of such things.

And given some of my posts it would be a little hypocritical to -2 the content without praising the style. Vermin may sicken many, but he does it well.

Submitted by Bigmike at 2004-12-04 19:54:29 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-04 19:42:13 (#)
Ranking: 1

Pushing the boundaries of taste and decency. What's wrong with that?


Say this again after your wife (or any of you out there) has a miscarriage.

I dare you to find it funny then.

Submitted by zakalwe at 2004-12-04 19:42:13 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Pushing the boundaries of taste and decency. What's wrong with that?

Submitted by Arrrrrrrrrr at 2004-12-04 19:05:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is the most awesomely vile thing I have ever seen.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge at 2004-12-04 19:04:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sweet God in Heaven. He approves of this post. He uses still born kids as lightning bolt fodder because they are unbaptised. SMITE SMITE SMITE SMITE SMITE.

Submitted by podium at 2004-12-04 18:52:40 EST (#)
Rating: 1


Submitted by goleafsgo (user info) at 2004-12-04 17:21:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

Never, EVER do anything like this again

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Poor Sarah. I got a small kick out of it. It wasn't a gutbuster, but it was good and made me smile.

goleafsgo, A. Leafs suck. B. You don't know how to read posts, submit posts or respond to posts. Your words have no grounds here. Fuck off.

(Resubmitted because I forgot the divider)

Submitted by podium at 2004-12-04 18:51:54 EST (#)
Rating: 1


Submitted by goleafsgo (user info) at 2004-12-04 17:21:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

Never, EVER do anything like this again

Poor Sarah. I got a small kick out of it. It wasn't a gutbuster, but it was good and made me smile.

goleafsgo, A. Leafs suck. B. You don't know how to read posts, submit posts or respond to posts. Your words have no grounds here. Fuck off.

Submitted by MrRottenTreats at 2004-12-04 18:50:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

OMG diz woz well funny OMG

+2

whoever -2's diz is well stupid

Submitted by SullyThePirate at 2004-12-04 18:38:09 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Good stuff.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2004-12-04 18:23:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-12-04 18:11:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

Hi, I'm Eric Rice

Submitted by Robert_of_Duluth at 2004-12-04 18:21:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You're an asshole.

Submitted by BalloonKnot at 2004-12-04 18:11:00 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by qagmyr04 (user info) at 2004-12-04 17:43:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hi. I'm an alter.

Submitted by qagmyr04 at 2004-12-04 17:43:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Why don't you P.C. idiots stop acting like this isn't funny. I have not laughed that hard in a long time. It's funny in a sick- and- wrong way. Nice picture with S.C. Oh yea..merry christmas

Submitted by Zoidberg at 2004-12-04 17:35:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

wow

Submitted by goleafsgo at 2004-12-04 17:21:51 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-04 17:16:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-12-04 16:30:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

You're an idiot.

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Yeah..not really funny.

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Never, EVER do anything like this again

Submitted by munkeypants at 2004-12-04 17:18:18 EST (#)
Rating: -2

you know... i try very very hard to find the positive aspects in any post.

i'm sorry but here is a very rare -2 from me.

Submitted by Tigre at 2004-12-04 17:16:16 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-12-04 16:30:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

You're an idiot.

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Yeah..not really funny.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2004-12-04 17:12:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy Hell! You just redefined the word offensive.
I'm gonna go look at scat porn to redeem myself now.

Submitted by hidden101 at 2004-12-04 17:07:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-04 15:17:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

Im going to puke.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok, so i guess it WAS offensive enough now that i've read the reviews.

Submitted by hidden101 at 2004-12-04 17:06:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-04 16:07:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAA

The only thing that would have made this better is if I read it on a sunday after raping god.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i heart shitfuck.

and i laughed my ass off at this post, but i could have done with a little more offensiveness. but don't worry, i still think you're doing a great job, Vermin.

Submitted by Wiggles at 2004-12-04 16:53:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Almost too offensive for me to +2, but the James Carville line guaranteed it. As disgusting and HORRIBLE as something like this is, I don't know if I would call if low-brow humor.

Submitted by Freight_Train at 2004-12-04 16:31:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Bigmike at 2004-12-04 16:30:21 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You're an idiot.

Submitted by Teephphah at 2004-12-04 16:17:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

But you may want to start collecting real kiddy porn for your next post.

Submitted by Teephphah at 2004-12-04 16:16:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I've honestly spent the last half-hour brainstorming, to see if I could come up with anything that could possibly be more offensive than this.

I can't. Can't even imagine it, let alone make it into a post.

That would explain the +2 portion of my previous reply.

Submitted by shitfuck at 2004-12-04 16:07:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

AHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAA

The only thing that would have made this better is if I read it on a sunday after raping god.

Submitted by Herpes at 2004-12-04 16:06:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

If anyone has gone too far, it's on this post.

Submitted by MrPresident at 2004-12-04 16:00:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Meanwhile, is that one on the top right hand corner a fetus or a vodka jello shot?

Submitted by StonedSilly at 2004-12-04 15:57:02 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by absolutes at 2004-12-04 15:50:49 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by MrPresident at 2004-12-04 15:48:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You must be very proud

Submitted by darko at 2004-12-04 15:47:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I am going to hell for how much i lauged at this. On a related note i am now hungry for beef jerky.

Submitted by Vermin at 2004-12-04 15:46:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

What's with all the -2? My wife and I are having a tough time right now. A little sympathy for my plight would be nice.

Submitted by mikethescottish at 2004-12-04 15:41:42 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Grragghh!

You cunt.

Submitted by domenad at 2004-12-04 15:36:25 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Okay, I did laugh, especially at the James Carville thing. But I cannot POSSIBLY give this a positive rating or I will take the express elevator to hell.

You are victim of my warped sense of morality.

Submitted by Teephphah at 2004-12-04 15:35:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I am horribly offended on so many levels that this post is both a +2 and a -2.

So, you get a zero.

But it it helps, it is a zero . . .TO THE X-TREME!!!!11!!!11!

Submitted by houseman at 2004-12-04 15:33:36 EST (#)
Rating: -2

sick fuck

Submitted by SPECIALk at 2004-12-04 15:33:27 EST (#)
Rating: -2

highly disturbing

Submitted by Snark at 2004-12-04 15:30:30 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Good God Man

Submitted by JohnGalt at 2004-12-04 15:28:32 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by BillsSBChamps at 2004-12-04 15:25:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Needs more cowbell.

Submitted by arcane at 2004-12-04 15:17:05 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Im going to puke.


Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies
away.

Bart and Lisa:
Noooooo!

Homer: Mainly your mother.

Two Dozen and One Greyhounds