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Ho hum - Things that aren't cool - Again.

Submitted by Loren at 2003-03-14 15:54:39 EST
Rating: 0.8 on 125 ratings (125 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I've seen people with posts about things that suck, etc. But in lieu of a recent post about things that are cool, and how it disappeared almost immediately, due to the fact that listing things that you think are warm and fuzzy just isn't as funny, I've decided to start another list of things that annoy/irk/don't make sense/should be stopped/ - well, you get the idea. I KNOW THIS ISN'T 100% original. I just don't care. I'm doing it anyway! Roar!
Please add your colorful thoughts, maybe a really good argument will ensue if nothing else.

I hate:
- having to make eye contact w/people in hallways
- continually losing umbrellas
- not making as much money as I deserve
- people making more money than they deserve when they aren't me
- people who were born with money
- over-developed 12-year old girls
- hearing people chew apples/popcorn/chips/pretzels etc. etc.
- fat people who talk about diets all day
- the rising price of olive oil
- the lack of powerful narcotics w/o a prescription
- bugs with many segmented legs that sneak into the bathroom via the drain
- having something sharp in my eye
- Chia pets
- wining, crying kids
- the smell of day-old raw chicken droppings
- realizing the toilet is running just after you are comfortably in bed
- the phone rings and I'm asleep
- the phone call is a solicitor
- the soliciting phone call is over but I can't fall back to sleep because I'm pissed
- wet socks
- smashing my thumb with a hammer, repeatedly
- people who tell you smoking is bad for you as you're lighting up
- spilling my pocketbook in front of many, many people
- tripping on a flat surface
- minivans
- the smell of a tooth being drilled
- fat people who claim they're "starving"
- powdered milk
- know-it-all teens
- KM

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Submitted by Hexavier at 2006-03-16 13:19:20 EST (#)
Rating: 1

All very true

Submitted by Grownasskid at 2005-05-21 17:07:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I drive a minivan, and if one more person calls me a soccor mom, I'm going to go on a rampage

Submitted by BongZilla at 2005-01-20 19:55:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Good Charlotte isn't cool, again. then again they never were. fucking cock jockeys.


Submitted by celine at 2004-09-13 16:24:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i hate:

- delivering pizza
- people who interfere with the efficiency of that job, thus making me hate it.
- slow drivers
- bad drivers
- people who rear-end me while i'm waiting to turn left/at red lights and don't have insurance (three so far)
- people who don't have their money ready when i get there and make me wait 10 minutes while they go find their checkbook and write a check and don't tip me
- people who live in the nicest houses the farthest away from the store who tip the worst
- the bad tips from normally good tippers that result from either of the preceding 2 things happening
- my area manager
- the new girl at work who is apparently making the rounds of sleeping with everybody at work and didn't start with me
- the fact that all my free time outside of work is spent with my girlfriend, while most of her free time is when i'm working.
- the fact that my girlfriend's best friend, whom she is always with while i'm at work, is a total slut
- slacktivists
- college republicans
- poli sci majors
- people who assume that because i ride a skateboard i can do all kinds of tricks on it
- people who ride longboards because they can't do any tricks on a regular board but don't want to seem like a loser to the above people when asked if they can do any tricks
- people who don't automatically assume that longboarders can't do any tricks yet think they're dead sexy for having a longboard
- people getting busted for downloading music but not for shopping at disc-go-round
- people who pay 18.99 for cds at borders
- people who throw mud at me
- fraternities
- sororities
- sorority girls that won't sleep with me because i'm not in a frat
- non-sorority girls that won't sleep with me because i'm not in a frat
- being in college
- the fact that i can't just skip town immediately & forever because i only have one semester of school left
- my ex's new fat boyfriend
- my current girlfriend's fond memories of her sordid past in austin
- her policy of having no morals or regrets, which dooms her to repeating the past, which she just doesn't seem to understand
- the fact that she doesn't understand that
- the fact that her sordid past will affect my future
- having genital warts
- being on a first-name basis with the source of my girlfriend's genital warts
- having to pimp his band for my newspaper

bah, i have to stop now.

Submitted by wtfmate at 2004-09-08 16:04:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Totally true... I hate when people crunch on food, especially fat people... like my roommate, who is grossly obese and always complains that she's starving and when she eats, it has to be something obnoxiously loud like chips or apples. Plus she seems to have a hollow head, which allows for the sound to resonate even more loudly than in a normal person's skull. Grr.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-03 10:04:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I hate it when you're jacking off to a good porno and then just as you're about to come a close up of the guy comes on but you keep going with it anyway and then it makes you feel gay afterwards. I mean, my friend hates that.


hahahaha thats the best

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-29 14:00:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I hate Americans, America, American TV, American politics, cell phones and probably you stupid american.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-08 16:59:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Haha! Nice post!

Submitted by mymomthinksimcool at 2004-07-08 16:45:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

i hate 'customers' who interupt me while i am reading uber site when i am at work.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-06 02:48:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I hate it when people tell me about their horribly disgusting job... YOU GET PAID TO DO IT, i don't.

oh and i agree the toilet running is the most irritating thing. don't let it continue and just sleep too, you just spent 30 dollars on water the dog could of drank just to sleep.

Submitted by moneyshot at 2004-06-11 05:25:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I hate it when you're jacking off to a good porno and then just as you're about to come a close up of the guy comes on but you keep going with it anyway and then it makes you feel gay afterwards. I mean, my friend hates that.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-11 04:31:12 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by youarsoghey at 2004-06-09 23:59:38 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by 2quarters at 2004-02-08 06:20:21 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I, Hate ; bitches that dont give head
crips that dont wear red
bullets not made of lead
and all that shit bella said.
I,Hate;people that dont drink beer
bitches who dont like it in their rear
when a young nigga ends up queer
and the end of a new year.
I,Hate; Bush but i Love Bill Clinton
poetry but i love spittin
love dogs but i hate kittens oh,
and you

Submitted by skitty at 2004-02-03 01:39:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Top 3 most nauseating odors in the world of Histology:

1) Bone dust, right there at the autopsy table, stryker saw in one hand, holding the scalp down like a bucket hat with the other.

2) Epidermoid cyst (EIC), especially while taking sections by microtomy.

3) "Running the (post-mortem) bowels." I.e. Removal of entire small and large intestines(continuous/intact), placing the first part of the small intestines (duodenum) under a faucet, and running tap water all the way to the end (where the sigmoid colon transitions into the rectum). Twenty-two feet of yummy goodness!

Submitted by Tastycat at 2004-02-03 01:06:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I hate the smell of burning teeth, almost as bad as microwaved cow skin.

Submitted by jonukah at 2004-01-21 00:31:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"fat people who claim they are starving"

I think that was the best

And yes, I am virtually stalking you and following your steps...mwahahahs

Submitted by skelts39 at 2003-09-30 19:45:04 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I hate people who complain and write about what they hate.

Submitted by DarkAnarchist235 at 2003-09-24 21:56:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Yeah, I especially agree with the people who tell me that smoking is bad for me just as I light up. I can't stand those self righteous morons. What, just because you chose not to smoke make you better than me. Oh, and the Kinesiology majors at my University, they're the worst. Oh, smoking's bad for me? Tell me something I don't know, f**knuts.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-23 10:58:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

After reading people's ratings, I couldn't believe how many people whine about EVERYTHING. It's like no body cares get over it. Ok ok there's this ugly fat annoying girl who keeps hanging around and following me and the only reason I don't call her an egg (she has a weird shaped head)is because she's cousins with one of best friends and if I tell her to leave me the hell alone she'll go whining to her cousin and she'll get mad at me because she doesn't need egg's complaints. Man fat ugly people who think they're thin and cool suck! Highschool isn't so bad you big baby loser rater person. Oh yay and Fran Drecsher's laugh is what I hate most.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-03 03:17:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

well thanks lazy ass, that's really encouraging. so what did you do that's changed so much?

Submitted by LazyFatAss at 2003-08-29 14:30:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

nice post. boredatnight lazyness, procrastination and whining their own worst punishments. Be decisive and act on your decisions and life will change for the better. Don't be such a pussy and stand up for yourself. I would probably have an identical list to yours 7 years ago.

Submitted by Bellebrown at 2003-08-15 08:38:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

sorry forgot to rate with my haste in remembering everything that I hate.

Submitted by Bellebrown at 2003-08-15 08:24:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I hate:

Bits of fluff and crap in my bath
Pre Packed Sandwiches from garages and corner shops
Attractive ppl that know it
Unattractive ppl that think they're the above
That there are talented musicians that never get a lookin but the cheeky girls do
Ford KA's
Ponces (thats a person that takes but never gives)
Arguing over money
That I can never wake up on weekdays but on weekends Im awake at 9am
Idiots that cant work the till and cause a queue
People that dont like animals and/or harm them
Butter Beans & Rice Cakes
People at work that dont do their jobs and cause me to do more than I need to
Farriers (arseholes that shoe horses - there isnt many of them in the country and they know it)
And todays biggest hate:

That I got a letter from the NHS saying that because I didnt go for a medical, my doc wont see me and Ive got to find a new one within 4 weeks or I wont be registered on the NHS anymore. This is especially shitty as the only reason I couldnt go to the medical is because of my working hours. I work and pay into this system and because of this Im threatened with not getting the benefit, whilst people that have never paid into it get free healthcare and dont have to pay for medication.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-15 07:51:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I hate:
That everything I do I never finish
That I get in trouble for drinking and smoking
That my friends always bitch about shit but when I go off on something
That I live in a deserted place
That I have no night life
That people think I'm always depressed when actually I just have nothing to be happy about at the moment, like I have to smile ALL the time?
Really Religious people
When people invite themselves over when really you just want to be alone
When you have to pretend to listen to someone to be polite
My lemon-of-a-car that I just bought
People who judge you on what you look like
The fact that everyone wears the same clothes and if I wear something different then they think I'm totally screwed up
High School
When people judge you on what job you have
Rich snobs
When skinny people complain about being fat
Fat people thinking their skinny
Sitting down and wanting to do something but then when I start doing something I want to sit down again
The fact that my friends always get hit on but I never do
Shaving every day
Being bored
Bugs being attracted to light
That I'm not dedicated to something and people preaching to be about ti and saying that I should be
When jokes are stupid
When I'm saying something important and my friends don't listen so I have to repeat it
People who hate cats
The fact that I can't spell
People who say they hate pictures of themselves just so people will try to take pictures of them and they can act like retards
Hanging out with annoying people becasue your friend likes them
Having to pretend to like the annoying person
That I have a horrible memory exept for things I find totally important and intereting, that everyhting else I'll just block out
That I'm lazy
Losing my wallet with $200 in it and replacing all the cards
That money is everything in life
That this list is so long and that I could add more

Submitted by Party03 at 2003-08-03 21:42:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

My friend and I decided that instead of both of us typing out individual lists we would just combine the two

People that will stab you in the back to make themselves look better
Psycho chicks
Having to stand outside and freeze my ass off just to smoke a fucking cigarette
Being designated driver
People that wear camoflauge to look cool, but still think the military sucks
Guys that call girls sluts but then go around sleeping with everybody
People that bitch about you smoking, like it's actually gonna make a difference or you actually care
Girls that giggle at everything a guy has to say
People that think it's cool to act stupid
The fact that Beer's legal and weed isn't
When guys leave the seat up
When girls bitch about the seat being left up, you can put it down just as easily as we can
Guys that don't drink beer
Chick Flicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jackie Chan Flicks
Working weekends
Being at work when there's nothing to do
Ugly people that think they're hot shit
People that think they can dance but in actuallity they can't
Armpit hair on chicks
Leg hair on chicks
Guys that shave their body
Girls with drawn on eybrows
People that feel the need to point out every little mistake you make
Shaving everyday
The shitty actors\actresses in horror movies
terrible music
John Tesh
The fact that all the cool toys came out when I got too old to enjoy them
The English Night life (which is pretty much non exsistent)
Girls that wear Bandanas on their head

Please remember that this list was written by a guy and a girl and so it's kinda screwed up

Submitted by Not_Unless_Its_Shaven at 2003-08-03 10:04:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

-People that think laughing at someone elses expense is mean.
-Girlfriends who insist on holding your hand all the time.
-People with toilets that you have to hold down the flush button.
-People who think Australian live under rocks.
-John Howard giving Mr.Bush head.
-'Homies' who wear plastic clothes that *swish* as they walk.
-Girls who claim thier ugly friends are really pretty.
-Cars that you cant hear.
-13yr old vegetarians trying to save the world.

On the topic, i was once in a class, a teacher came in wanting some guys to help pusha car, a girl stoop up and said it was sexist just to ask for guys, the teacher replied with 'ok you come to' and the girl sat down.
-People that claim that its not the fat peoples fault they are fat.
-the ad for the charlies angels movie, the bit where cameron diaz shakes her ass to some hell high pitech music.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-01 22:35:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

-The fact that some Americans REALLY DO think we live in igloos.
-The fact that some Americans REALLY DO think the only words that consist in our vocabulary's are "aboot" and "eh"
-Christina Aguilera
-Bob Saget
-Long line-ups for womens washrooms in concerts
-Beth Liebling, simply because she is married to MY soul-mate.
-American stores not accepting Canadian Pennies.
-the quaker guy
-dark chocolate
-when my computer has random seizures
-all saints
-french/english dictionaries
-people who think the sound of cracking knuckles is "gross"
-people who find it unattractive for females to spit
-smoking, the smell of smoking, anything to do with smoking, etc
-Mini Disc Players
-DVD players
-Girls who are sluts
-Guys who are sluts
-people who must have something to talk about with someone else in order to feel comfortable
-The breakup of Rage Against The Machine
-the way vacuuming is spelled?
-words like : zipper, pouch, tidbit, knick-knack, velcro, and any word that sounds like..risque

Submitted by lita at 2003-07-28 01:05:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I'm australian so bear with me but I think these are global issuses

I hate:

women on powertrips, espically office ladies without any satisfaction outside of work
the fact that I can't talk back to or have a swing at said office ladies
women that give the rest of us a bad name by manipulating guys
women that have the single goal of marrying rich men so they never have to work, lazy hags
guys that use the word pussy, cunt etc but cower in the presence of one
guys that can't handle break ups
being love sick
the fact that the government allows fucked up people to become parents
bush & howards fucked up power game that sends innocent people and therfore america's thirst for war (sorry please don't blow us up)
guys that get off on lesbianism but are homophobic
anorexic girls, people are starving all around the world and you throw away entire meals becuase you worry about gaining half a kilo, fucking deal with life .....we have to.
men that make women feel as though they should worry about their weight
faking a sicky from work only to later find out you can't enjoy your day off becuase the demon office lady planted an evil guilt seed in your mind.
people that can't accept and move on
people that are false and pretencious

amoungst the less serious things I also hate (often but not always on a daily basis)
waking up early when you want to sleep in on your only day off
puppetry of the penis
that fact that smoking is bad for you
finding out your new flat mate is 1st time out of home and is incable of taking care of herself
living in the most beautiful city in the world but never having time to enjoy it due to slavedriving said office lady
living in a party house when you couldn't arsed partying
stupidity, the kind that frustrates you
Australian rednecks - 'bogans'
and last but not least ... growing up

Submitted by DjSilky at 2003-07-25 11:10:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Things I hate most:
The AirForce
Keesler AFB
Dirty ass Biloxi Beach
Ugly ass Mississippi girls
Difficulties getting laid by fine girls, because there's so few of them here
Havin an ex girlfriend call your work and tell them you have weed in your room out of vengance
Getting off work to find 4 OSI agents and 2 military police waiting outside your dorm room with a drug dog
The ex girlfriend who made that call
Having to clean up all my shit after they tore through it from top to bottom and piled it all on my bed and desk
Having them confinscate my last joint
Stupid rules
This country
Breaking up with a girl cuz she's a hoe and 2 months later comming down with clamydia
Telling your new girlfriend that you gave her clamydia
Wondering if it really was her who gave you clamydia
The drip that ensues
Finding out the new girlfriend, much like the old one, is nothing more than a cheap skank
Discovering that it most likely was her who gave it to you
Stuck up rich boys who think they are better than anyone
Those same people trying to prove it was you who through a brick through their car window *snicker*
The lack of anything to do in Mississippi
Ugly women
Ugly women who think they are attractive
Stupid people
Homosexuals trying to push their beliefs on me...I don't care what you do, but no I wont sleep with you, even if you pay me
People believing rumors about me that aren't true
People believing rumors about me that are true, which are often far worse than the made up ones
People who ask me what I spin, and when I reply with trance, they tell me how I should spin house/drumnbass etc. because trance sucks....if I thought so, I wouldn't be spinning trance
People who say "oooo you dj techno?"
The fact that XTC only works in insanely high doses because I have such a high tolerance
The fact that I haven't even SEEN a hit of acid in years
Underage girls that look like they are 20
Having them try to play you and make you believe they ARE 20
Bosses who don't know shit about anything, but are in charge because they're brown nosers

Submitted by Paula at 2003-07-17 00:25:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I hate:
1)People with 4 wheel drives who never take them 4 wheel driving (Stupid posers)
2)People that are so resistant to change they actually make their lives miserable, as well as the people around them

Submitted by xakarii at 2003-07-12 15:14:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Hmm, everyone else seems to be devoid of imagination and originality. I haven't read all the reviews, but I'll assume that I'm unique in posting not a list of things I hate, but a list of solutions to all of your problems. Does that sound like a fun idea? If not, please stop reading this and die.

-Gouge out your eyes, you'll never have to worry about THAT again.
-Don't carry them with you. You'll get soaked, but at least you'll be able to rest easy knowing your umbrella is safe at home.
-Walk into your bosses office, drop the head of his closest loved one on his desk, and politely ask for a raise.-See above statement, you're sure to be making more cash than them after an awesome display of initiative like that.
-Shove them back into the womb whence they came, and rob the woman blind. Problem solved.
-Kill them. That's all I have to say.
-Next time you go to a cannibal corpse concert, have someone duct tape you to a speaker. You won't be bothered by annoying sounds ever again.
-Grab them by one of their fat rolls and scream "shut the hell up, you lardass"
-Steal your olive oil, that's what badass rebels do when they want to make their own soap (so I'm told)
-Go to med school, become a doctor, and conveniently contract several very serious disease
-Hire the badass, heavy fisted, bruiser bugs as bouncers.
-Stop taking my first solution so seriously and drop the screwdriver
-Don't buy them, and if you see one on TV, hurl the nearest heavy object you can find at it, if you were like Maddox you could just hurl your balls at them.
-one word, exsanguination
-Get the hell off that farm
-chuck a grenade into the bathroom every night before bed, that should ensure uninterrupted sleep
-Don't sleep
-Act as if you're bewildered by whatever proposition they have for you until they finally get fed up and start yelling. Then talk to their supervisor and get them fired.
-Oh, you'll be thoroughly satisfied if you pull it off. You'll sleep like a baby in a coma
-Chuck them in the oven at the nearest pizzeria, when the cook/manager approaches you, chuck them in as well
-Put down the hammer retard, go ahead and pick the screwdriver back up though, if your aim's that terrible your eye's aren't doing you any good anyway
-When you're nearly done with your spliff/stogie/whatever, ask them to explain why they think you should stop smoking. As soon as they open their preachy mouth, cram the burning roach/butt down their throat.
-Have the closest pretty girl pick it all up for you without even asking. Worked for me, but you could also pull out a luger and see who finds the situation funny after they've soiled their pants
-Learn to walk, tutorials are available all over the web
-See if your penis-enlarger works on minivans, if so, you'll have a normal sized van.
-Grab the drill out of the dentists hands and give him some of his own medicine. Then steal all his nitrous and get the fuck out of there.
-Eat something tasty in front of them. Be careful though, this is likely to get you eaten.
-Just add water
-Grow some balls and put them on a stretcher next time they bug you.
-this problem is unsolvable, I've failed, but I'll post this crap anyway

Submitted by swift at 2003-07-11 00:31:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

-dumb asses who can't admit to being wrong, so they raise their voice as if by upping the volume their stupid comment will be right.
-dumb drunks who don't know their limit, and piss and shit all over the toilet seat. Pee I can forgive, but for Christ sake how drunk do you have to be to miss the target for your chunk of shit.
-Loud, annoying girls who think their God's gift to men.
-Guys who think the afore mentioned girls are God's gift to men.
-Guys who use one finger to arouse a girl. I know you guys don't want to here this but we stick tampons there, a finger does shit.
-People who kiss like porn stars. ew.
-The way really really fat people smell. I can't describe it. It sort of smells like spit.
-Being in a shitty snack mood, and eating something nasty just to munch on something.
-Moody fucks. Go sit at home and cry alone, don't ruin everybody's day.
-Those friends that every group has, that are constantly fighting which can be entertaining, but when they both call to complain about each other the next day it gets annoying.
-People who look down on you for what you eat. I don't care what KFC does to their food. YOu think I'm stupid, I eat it every once in a while cause it tastes good.
-A sudden silence in a big group of people. If it's just 2 or 3 it's a lull or a break. But if it
s 7 or 8 people, it's just awkward.

i didn't think I'd be able to think of this many. there are more, i'm sure. but i want to read some others.

Submitted by BobbyGameday at 2003-07-08 11:39:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

The hate list...

Wannabe cosmopolitan bitches who think their life is a movie and that they are such heartbreakers
People who are overly extroverted just because they have to be the center of attention
Drama queens
Serious people
People who can't have fun without alcohol
People who don't like sports (men and women)
Grammatical errors in print that are glaringly obvious to anyone past the third grade
When proofreaders are blamed for said errors even though, with the exception of typos, the errors should never have appeared in the first place
Ultra-conservatives who just want to be left alone and are so distrustful of government
People who have no sense of living in a society
That guy at the blackjack table that you want to sit at who sits for about two hours straight without cracking a smile, loses his ass, and makes his patient wife wait behind him when it is clear she wants him to get up but is too patient to say anything
The lack of play-by-play sports on the radio
People who think baseball is too boring
The fact that horse racing and boxing aren't as poular as they used to be or should be
The fact that it seems like 80% of kids from 12-17 like rap
People who drive slowly, as if they don't realize that you are on the road for a reason - to get to where you're going - and then who act like other people are the ones who drive like madmen
Girls who wear too much makeup
Flaky girls
Girls who drink blended drinks, often who meet the criteria of the above two entries
Guys who talk about how hot a girl is if she has even one prominent body part (nice tits, ass, etc.) when they haven't bothered to note that her face is ugly
Fake breasted women who think their chest now makes them better, here's a tip, we're not impressed
Guys who actually are impressed and further perpetuate the cycle
When the music is played too loud at a bar or club, which is almost 90% of the time, especially at clubs
The fact that this never seems to bother anyone else even though you have to yell and lean in to speak at those fucking places
People who don't know how to have fun on a Friday night anywhere else
People who are astoundingly, horrifically unathletic who still play pickup basketball or intramurals or whatever and yet admit how bad they are
Type A personalities who are always talking about schoolwork or homework or regular work and how busy they are and how little time they have as if they're on some more grander mission or they're the fucking President or something
People who talk slowly
People who talk to you for an extended period yet leave you with nothing to say in return, but you can't just walk away so you say, yeah, you're right, and they just keep going
People who don't class it up

Submitted by Chad_Sexington at 2003-07-07 02:55:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

-Obvious foreigners, who not only ride bikes and walk on the left side of a road/trail, but also drive their cars the same way
-Huge families, either of foreign extraction or inbreeding, walking slowly through the mall
-Fat people who somehow manage to squeeze into short shorts and tank tops for when I go shopping
-The aforementioned people who also STARE at me, as they do not understand how somebody can NOT be an eight hundred pound behemoth in a checked shirt
-People who wear headphones around their necks
-People who carry ghetto blasters around
-Cyclists who 'cleverly' pull to the other side of the road to allow cars to pass
-All punk music
-People who do not understand New Wave
-People who disliked American Beauty, The Matrix, Terminator, The Breakfast Club, or Star Wars
-Friends who subject me to shitty music and refuse to let me show them anything decent
-Good Charlotte
-Kim Wilde (Kids in America)
-Any smug and/or proud owner of a Nintendo Gamecube
-Religious people
-Extreme nazi-esque feminists
-Nazi-esque religious vegan feminists
-People with visors (who somehow managed to get suckered in to buying only part of a hat)
-Mac users

Submitted by Oz at 2003-07-06 00:48:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"groups of fat people who walk side-by-side rather than single-file. You're fat for fuck's sake, we can't get by you!"
hahahhahahahahha, just the way you said it even, i couldn't stop lafing, thanx, it just perks my day totally

Submitted by pooh104439 at 2003-07-02 10:17:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Things I hate today - it could change tomorrow...

-people who use the bathrooms at the office and don't flush the toilet
-continuing on the above theme: people who wipe boogers on bathroom stalls, so not only do I have to see your business in the toilet, but I have to see that you've added insult to injury by picking your nose and leaving the snot for all to see and marvel at.
-Justin Guarini's hair. Without that "trendy" hair he'd be just be someone who can't sing.
-people who time their trips to the bathroom for when the check arrives at the table
-that black filter stuff that's inside a Brita
-White Castle and people who eat it
-realizing that the story about the boy in India who peed beetles is NOT actually an urban legend so now I have to worry about something like that happening to me.

Submitted by monkeyknifefight at 2003-06-25 04:54:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

For the most part I agree with all the things people hate, however, four that I feel were criminally overlooked...

- groups of fat people who walk side-by-side rather than single-file. You're fat for fuck's sake, we can't get by you!
- when you're walking behind someone and they all of a sudden stop, and turn around, right in front of you, bastards!
- women with strollers who use said strollers as instruments of death, rather than child transporters. Please stop trying to cripple me with your goddamned strollers!
- white people (girls mostly) who try and be mexican..that's even funnier than white people trying to be black!

and I agree that for the most part, I just hate people in general. Good post though. I don't hate you.

Submitted by Loren at 2003-06-23 12:27:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I hate overdeveloped 12 year olds because
A: It's just not right.
B: It took me until I was about 20 to fully develop.
C: It's just not right.

I hope their boobies hang down to their knees when they hit 21. :-)

Submitted by queen0fdarkness at 2003-06-21 14:26:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

two things that really piss me off:
MTV edits the words Suicide and Gun from music videos
people who say that a band sucks when the only songs they have to judge them by are the ones occasionally played on their radio station.

Submitted by Maleficus at 2003-06-21 09:44:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

It's pretty late, I know. But you're a chick aren't you? Why do you hate over-developped 12 year old girls?

Submitted by A_Weasel_named_FUBAR at 2003-06-19 11:47:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Toilet paper adverts
Nappy adverts
sanitary towel adverts

we all know what theyre for, I dont need this when Im EATING FOR FUCKS SAKE!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-06-19 11:25:57 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

I hate you guys.

Submitted by village_idiot at 2003-06-18 16:51:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

people who use emoticons
misuse of the word "nor"

Submitted by Loren at 2003-06-18 09:22:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by Eddie at 2003-06-16 15:41:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Fucking grocery shopping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-06-15 09:49:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Ok. people. honestly now... i can sum all these I hates up ..... most people... hate other people or people in general. so hows that for following trend?

Submitted by Chad_Sexington at 2003-06-15 00:45:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I hate the guy from McNally who yelled at me for just reading all the books in the store instead of buying them...

Submitted by hidden101 at 2003-06-13 19:07:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

"The fact that it matters what kind of music you listen to - as if that is an indicator of personality"

it pretty much is, dipshit.

things i hate-


Submitted by ToolChick at 2003-06-13 18:56:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Things I hate:

- People who make elitist comments about intelligence, bat can't spell or punctuate.
- People who don't use turn signals
- Traitors (anti-war protesters)
- Hippy snobs who can't agree to disagree
- People who don't know the difference between "who" and "whom", or where to use which
- The degenration of the media to the point where I have to hear the same news over and over again
- Listening to co-workers whisper gossip when they know damn well everyone can hear them
- People who don't proofread anything they write
- Listening to co-workers talk about the local sports team like they are part of it
- Listening to co-workers talk about what they ate over the past week and how the latest "fad" diet is working for them
- Listening to co-workers
- The fact that it matters what kind of music you listen to - as if that is an indicator of personality
- "Free Tibet" stickers
- People that tell me i'll get cancer form drinking and smoking
- Teachers that think they know more than you for the simple fact that they are teachers
- The word "fact"
- Minivans
- My car
- Cars in general - you'd think with the great advances in technology that cars would be more affordable by now
- Paying bills
- Paying Rent
- Not making enough money to pay my bills
- Being a bitter bitter woman at a young age
- Left-wing bleeding-heart liberals who think their shit doesn't stink
- People who still think bodily functions are the funniest thing in the world and therefore make good dinner conversation
- People who leave their tags sticking out. Like I care what name brand and size you wear.
- Internet abbreviations
- Listening to crappy music to be polite to the other people in your car
- Driving other people around in my car all the time for free

well this is kinda long, so i'll stop now

Submitted by Thanatos at 2003-06-13 10:17:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

NHL selling stanley cups to the highest bidder

Fleury75 What the fuck are you talking about?

A short list of things I hate:

White Castle
Mosquitoes/ all bugs
Not getting laid
Child porn
10 yr. olds dressed like sluts
old/middle aged women who dress sluttier than their daughters
Eric Lindros
Shitty movies(Italian Job)
Female friends that tell you their sex stories(like lesbian experiences) but would never sleep with you
90% of network tv
crap like 'Queer as folk'
ESPN having crap like rodeo reruns and bowling on but not hockey games
Getting out of parking ramps
Shitty movies(Charlie's Angels) ok it's a repeat, but this deserved mentioning
People making sequels to incredibly shitty movies - see above
People driving 40 in a 55
People that pass in a turn lane to run red lights
People who have lame excuses for not showing up to shit you put a ton of effort into(I won't be at
your BBQ because it looks kinda crappy out)
Idiot celebrities at sporting events they don't know shit about cause the local team is in the
Pretty much all local news people(especially the moron sports guys)
Golf, especially on tv
Atrocious spelling and grammar
People who say ____ is ok because I can afford it (SUVs)
The fact that most of the comics in the Sunday paper really suck
People that think making stupid signs at a protest is a good idea(Lesbians against Bush)
That kid from the movie Sleepy Hollow - he really freaks me out
Politics and politicians in general
Cigarettes and having to pay for all that shit through taxes
Sleeping in your clothes
Getting so drunk you don't remember what the fuck happened, but everyone else does
Teenagers that think they're "the shit" and probably couldn't get a job at McDonalds
All the hippie dumbass yuppies that live in suburbia
All their dumbass kids with shitty names like morgan and tyler and cybil
John Denver
Fat chicks
When you're looking at a hot chick and some fat bitch walks in front of her
Teachers who think its ok they can't spell or speak in an intelligible manner - pretty much all
Teenagers who learn from those teachers and think its ok they can't spell cause thats how everyone
does it in some stupid chatroom
People with cancer who think some guy down in Mexico will cure them with flashing lights and big
Getting excited for a new game or book that turns out to suck
Most Arabic Muslims
Conspiracy theorists(yeah the Jews are conspiring with the Russians and the FreeMasons to conquer
the world through drugs in our trap water, and they conspired to elect Bush and caused 9/11, and
murdered Paul Wellstone, and kidnapped Elvis and imprisoned him on the moon - oh yeah, the moon
landing was faked too)
People that don't understand communism is fundamentally flawed
People with bad hygiene
My alarm clock
The assholes that are on welfare and can't afford to buy food yet have cable tv
The 'equal pay for equitable work bullshit'

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-06-12 19:10:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

i hate
-every girl who has a stupid flowery flash art tattoo
-girls who say they are fat
-boys who fall in love with me and im only IN FREAKING HIGH SCHOOL
-high school
-anyone who doesnt enjoy clone high
-people who bitch about underground music being on the radio, what do you want music to be, a freaking conglomerate of crap by eminem, justin timberlake and nelly? jesus christ let diversity through you freaking communists

Submitted by Agent_FUBAR at 2003-06-12 12:32:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

A burning dog left on your doorstep

Thats never actually happened to me but I can tell you right now Id hate it.

Submitted by hendrixjrr at 2003-06-11 12:12:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Oh, I see how this is his fault, nevermind.

Submitted by loki at 2003-06-11 12:03:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Not all men, just idiotic ones. I am kind of pissed off at one though, the jock doc who told me that if I ignored his advice to back off my running mileage I would get a stress fracture when what I was looking for was snake oil to make it all better. I ignored him like we both knew I would at the time and now I have to go back because his evil plan has come true.

Submitted by hendrixjrr at 2003-06-11 11:54:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Loki, pissed off at men today?

Submitted by loki at 2003-06-11 11:45:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I also hate the name bobcats for the new nba team and the fact that the colors are going to be orange and silver!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Submitted by loki at 2003-06-11 11:44:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Here’s what I hate

- people who have their heads squarely up their asses and can’t take it when someone criticizes the US.
- people who will not admit that the presidential election was fixed and the current ruler of the country is a mad man and a dictator
- guys with so little understanding of equal rights that they think that if a women can’t out bench press a man that they also should not be afforded the same rights to education and employment
- people who think equal rights comes down to an ass kicking contest
- people who think that there is no such thing as racism and are so naive as to think that everyone has equal access
- people who don’t get it that once you start drinking diet coke, real coke doesn’t taste right and no matter what you’re eating there is no use in adding additional empty calories to the meal
- people who use the same tired and boring arguments and think they came up with it and that their shit don’t stink
- people who make grand generalizations about the world when they are obviously 18 years old and don’t have a fucking clue, sorry asshole you need to grow some fucking balls yourself

but you're right it is about time for lunch

Submitted by hendrixjrr at 2003-06-11 11:38:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

sweet, I can get my hypercolor out of the attic.

Submitted by Fleury75 at 2003-06-11 11:36:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

hmm i hate:

overworking while getting underpaid
underworking and getting underpaid
digital clocks with one segment missing
hypercolor shirts (yes, theyre back)
NHL selling stanley cups to the highest bidder

Submitted by gretch22 at 2003-06-11 11:28:24 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Here's what I hate!

-people who say they hate America, when the most experiance they have had with other culture's is the foreign guy at the gas station.
-people who are still talking about how Gore lost the election, get over it.
-girls who want equal rights, but wouldn't fight for their country, or let a guy hit them back.
-Affirmative action- once again equality should be equal
-that you are considered mature enough to go to war and die for your country at 18, but you can't handle a beer when the action is over.
-fat people who tell you you're to thin.
-people who get a greasy cheeseburger, large fries, and a DIET coke, what's the point?
-Drama queens, sorry ladies, but it's really time to grow some balls.

I have much more but it's lunch time!

Submitted by Eddie at 2003-06-09 09:13:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Fucking Rain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by SareBare at 2003-06-06 17:34:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Fun posting . . .let's see . . .

I hate:

drunk schmucks at the bar (yes, that's ALL of you)
smug marrieds constantly asking when I'm going to start breeding . . .I'M 22 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
fictitious presidents
Jerry McGuire
the fact that tv cancels all my fav shows
drinking luke warm water
watered down coffee
waking up late for work
people on the bus who try to talk to me . . .I'm wearing earphones and reading a book for a reason
that I don't know a second language by now
people who give dirty looks when you're having a good laugh about something stupid w/ a friend
waking up and not knowing what you did last night or how you got home . . .or where you are
staplers that always bind
having to converse w/ coworkers everyday when I could give two hoots about most of them
being guilted into contributing to yet another group birthday/anniversary/baby shower gift
seeing kids at the grocery w/ dirty clothes and faces . . .then seeing their parents w/ four cases of beer in the cart.
guys who really don't know how to properly go down on me
coupon expiration dates
reality tv
opening the curtains at 5pm only to realize I missed an entire sunny day
wimpy handshakes
people who try to "create" romantic moments
people who just don't get The Onion
religious zealots who interupt when you're just minding your own business
no intercom system in my building
friends who encourage friends to drive drunk

I could go on . . .


Submitted by Agent_FUBAR at 2003-06-04 07:39:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

you can tag this shit onto my list

The internet
People who talk into phones like they have to speak loud becuase the person on the other end IS VERY FAR AWAY.
My sister (dumb bitch, wont talk to me just cos I fucked your best mate will you, go fuck yourself)
The people who canceled Farscape
Star Trek (except Captain Kirk and the phrase "Dammit Jim! Im a doctor, not a magician!")
The Chinese people I live with (have you heard of hygine? its this thing we have)
Other junk

Submitted by Agent_FUBAR at 2003-06-02 09:08:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

People who are depressed ON PURPOSE
Goths (see above)
Neds (Scottish thing, theyre bloody morons)
People who treat a sport/ sports team like its/theyre a fucking religion
people who deny evolution as fucking FACT
The amish
Quorn (if you want something with the taste of meat,EAT MEAT)
Pinko Hippies
people who dont think the Wayans brothers a funny
You (probably)
Stupid people (see above)
Text Messaging (txt mssgng: Thats the reason i hate it[thts th rson I ht it])
Circuses (evil bastards)
And a whole lot of other shit

Submitted by jjgoreha at 2003-05-29 23:20:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I also hate that <li></li> tags don't work on ubersite, because now I look pretty stupid.

Submitted by jjgoreha at 2003-05-29 23:19:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I hate:
<li><a href="http://www.dal.ca">Dal-FUCKING-housie University</a></li>
<li>That both my and SorryAboutThat's boyfriends' live too far away (mine's in Europe for 3 weeks and I'm not BAH!)</li>
<li>There's old people who eat where I work who REFUSE to give me their orders because I'm new so they don't want me touching their food.</li>
<li>Size 1 isn't really a size 1. It's a 3 marked as a 1.</li>
<li>Nova Scotia Student Loans!</li>

Submitted by SorryAboutThat at 2003-05-26 12:29:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i hate...
-the entire state of Maryland.
-my boyfriend's roommate.
-that my boyfriend lives two hours away.
-the United States of America.
-how four or five companies basically own the USA.
-Duke University.
-when johns hopkins beats out towson in the college lax play-offs.
-people who don't live on the east coast.
-people who don't live on the east coast who don't know what lacrosse is.
-people who assume that i'm a snob because my parents rake in cash.
-people in general.
-AP exams.
-taking two AP exams in the same day.
-stupid teachers.
-people who think that bisexual is a synonym for slut.
-the cold rain.
-that i still have a month of school left and almost everyone i know is out already.
-that senior week is this week in ocean city and i can't go because of school.
-"mallcore" kids. (you know, the ones that hang out around hot topic and think they're hardcore because they listen to slipknot. most of them come from glen burnie.)
-the trailor park down the road. they're mean.

wow, that was shorter than i thought it would be.

Submitted by jwlmar10 at 2003-05-22 01:47:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange at 2003-05-16 20:34:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I hate that Bart gets to choose what stuff on Uber to link to the 'Bored at Work' website. If it was up to me all my posts would be on there, then people would stop visiting 'Bored at Work' because they were not being entertained by my drivel and then I would have ruined the entire world single handedly. Marmosets would die & coconuts would take over the planet and kill the humans with their clippity-clop equestrian sound effects. Yes! Death to all small, cute furry monkeys. Long live the tropical fruit and it's horsey noise when you bang the shells together!

Maha, muwahahahahaha!!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-16 20:06:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

-People who disagree with me.

You are all wrong, unless your likes/dislikes fall in lockstep with mine. Period. End of discussion.

Submitted by DP at 2003-05-11 16:52:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I hate lists.

Submitted by w_b_m_g at 2003-05-06 12:07:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Things I hate:

-Homosexual people that don't end up with a kid in their life (IMHO they are going against the most cardinal rule of humanity, thats only my opinion so please don't flame me on it)
-White people who think they are black
-People who act like they are involved in something big or dangerous and when it comes down to it then run away because they are scared.
-People who beat up those smaller then them for no real reason.
-Drama in the work environment
-Drama in school.
-Ignorant Americans (not all Americans are ignorant)
-Americans who think we live in Igloos (most of the people from the South i've talked to have said this, don't you guys have an unbiased Geography course in any of your educational places?)
-Americans who hate Canadians (give me your reason for this and I'll take it back)
-Too cautious drivers (the kinds that hug the center of the road and drive slow).

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-05 12:53:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I hate:

People who think there corrupt country is the best
War Protester
Fat people
Kids who cry non-stop
People who go into the store and spend $5 on 10 cent candy
Schools with classes that do nothing but watch video's constantly
Thin people who whine about losing weight
People who are WAY to underweight saying something about fat people
People who think they look better than they do
Fat people wearing tight clothes.

Submitted by Titinita at 2003-04-27 19:59:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Wait--I see you said you like the Terps. Missed that before. Where are you from?

Submitted by Titinita at 2003-04-27 19:56:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You hate Duke huh....perhaps you should come visit UMCP. You'd fit right in. :)

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-27 19:45:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I hate:
-AP exams
-People who have extremely bad grammar and/or who cannot spell to the point where I cannot understand what the hell they are trying to say
-Affirmative Action
-War Protesters
-People who think girls can't hunt
-People who are for revoking the second ammendment
-People who do not know the Bill of Rights
-PeTA and other animal rights activists (with few exceptions)
-Psycho ex-girlfriends
-Cheerleaders who tell me that field hockey is not a sport, but cheerleading is because it's on ESPN.
-My high school senior class (with few exceptions)
-Girls in general
-People who stereotype teens
-Celebreties who tell me not to drive my SUV because it supports terrorism while they ride in their personal jet plane or helicopter.
-Girls who claim to be your best friends and steal your crush behind your back.
-Two-faced people
-Fat people who tell me that I am fat
-People who assume that something is going on between two people, spread it all over school, then come to find out that it isn't true.
-Duke University
-People who drink just to get smashed
-People who expect you to be happy for them when they succeed, but not say anything when you do something right.

I like:
-Hanging out with guys
-My dog
-The friends I do have
-The terps
-George W. Bush
-My teacher friends
-The Joy Luck Club
-Falling Leaves (book)
-Eating sushi
-My country
-My car
-Reeeeeally good food
-My church
-My family
-Really successful people
-The Republicans
-Snakes (coolest animals on earth)
-The way America came together after September 11.
-Playing hockey
-Intellegent people
-People who take what other people say in retrospect (ie: it doesn't always apply to you)
-Japanese animation
-Hot guys

That's all I can think of off the top of my head right now.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-26 17:50:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I hate:

-people who get away with driving like a jackass, when you get pulled over for going through a yellow light.
-people who think they have the right to try to feel you up when you go out to a bar
-people who think you have no life experiance "you're only 18"
-straight edge people who call themselves straight edge, but do everything they preach against
-people who stage dive and almost kill girls in the crowd (no one caught them)
-people who crowd surf and kick you in the head
-people who smoke and blow it in your face
-Avril Lavigne
-the DMV
-people with the "pity me" attitude
-stores that close at 5pm on a Saturday
-people who THINK they can sing in tune
-AOL (and whoever does the "goodbye" voice)
-people who say you are poverty stricken if your parents make less than $100,000 (I know the girl that said this)
-people who wear clothes that are way too small, such that people divert their eyes (my friend)

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-23 04:43:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


People who hate things that those things cant control
People who hate teenagers because we have nuthin to do exept hang out at the mall and smoke dope and get teen age girls pregnant
When my computer doesnt werk
When im lookin thru college course lists and not seeing "Production" on any of them
The feelin i get when my herpes acts up
Havin Herpes
When my genital warts appear bigger after i burn them off with a cigarette
Losing my child hood when i was still a child
Grownup 12 years olds
Hummer h2
( year ols with thong straps hangin out gettin out of a hummer h2 talking to her freind on a celll phone and her freind is standin next to her
20 of these types ^^ gettin out of the same hummer
Shitty movies that my girlfreins makes me watch
Not being able find te one word to ryhme when ive just written 30 of the best lines anyones ever heard, and then i gotta throw it out or get a dictionary or sumthin just to find a werd i havent used that ryhmes with devestation
Under 6.0 beer
Cheap cigarettes
Pushy People
ADD i cant fuckin stand this, its nuthin but a crutch for 9 year olds to use so they can do what they wanna do, instead of what they are told
Lil girls [like 10] who use lines out of movies such as legally blonde or clueless
People who r gunna repost to this message with somthing they think is witty, but really isnt
Completely irrelevent questions " yea i think the most tornados ever touched was 8" " no remember that time where there were 11" obviously not dick
Martha Stuart
Local news
Uber Site
Not having the energy right now to fully tell you the extent of my hate for just about everything today
Not having the energy to get up and get my cigs


Submitted by theoutstander at 2003-04-22 18:28:09 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

This post gets a negative 2 for all the teen bashing. Of course their are stupid teenagers. They grow up to be stupid adults who make fun of teenagers. I have a dream where people will not be made fun of for their age, bur for being stupid. No matter how old you are.
Things I dislike:
anything that promotes the spread of hate

Submitted by jessrabbit01 at 2003-04-17 18:11:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I hate:
Working in customer service.
Stupid questions.
People who cheat, and get caught.
People who cheat more than once, and say they're racked with guilt.
People who cheat.
Making stupid decisions while intoxicated.
Shitty poetry.
People who have no real opinions.
Pushy Jehovah's Witnesses that drag you out of bed at eight AM on a Saturday.
Fast food dollar menu's that are still seriously over-priced.
Fat people who complain that they're fat ALL DAY LONG.
Thin people who complain that they're fat ALL DAY LONG.
Spoiled children.
Spoiled children's parents.
People who pay with checks.
People who attempt to pay with credit cards, and insist that you "keep trying".
My car.
Do-it-yourself shows on PBS.
That shitty show ALIAS.
Jay Leno.
Pretty much everything and everyone on t.v.
People who seriously believe they are saving money with those "Plus" cards at the supermarket.

I know there's more, but fuck it

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-15 00:06:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I hate these things

The Yankees
Raquel welch
People who dress up like the easter bunny/santa claus
women who think they are hot just because they show their tits
tattooed grandmas
Robert Downey jr.
goths (just kill yourself already)
people who have cars that cost more than their houses
hillbilly politics
the noise that my jeep makes when it's idling
people who don't understand the rules of basic social interaction
women who pretend that they don't think about sex as much as men
my knees
coaches that yell at their players instead of teaching them
parents that cannot recognize their own kids talent and then act accordingly
lip piercings

There's more but I know you are already bored so....see ya.

Submitted by Sounsexy00 at 2003-04-14 20:59:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I hate:
-fake patriotism
-Sheryl Crow after 2000
-All bands that used to be good adn then started sucking after the late 90s
-People who insist they are "punk"
-psychotic ex girlfriends of my boyfriend
-the word "moist"
-the following names:
margaret (or any names that stem from margaret(i.e. Marge, Margo)
obnoxiously look-at-me names (LaTavia, Shanellatanay...and Shaniqua)
-people who take Vanilla Ice seriously and hate him
-girls who weigh under 90 pounds and complain they cant gain weight
-fat women who give me weight loss advice
-English teachers who can't spell
-People who think wearing Volcom makes them a skater
-People who have problems with certain couples
-any food that is not either sweet or asian (with few exceptions)
-People who generalize teenagers
-teenagers who are the reason for the generalization
-skinny cats
-posturepedic chairs
-Professional basketball players who miss any two point or foul shot... come on buddy, you are getting paid to practoce this shot 7 hours a day. this should be no question.
-White kids who act black seriously
-Asian kids who want to be ghetto
-Movies about people from the ghetto "getting out"
-People who oppose the war on Iraq because their parents or their friends do
-14-16 year old boys who think they look cool and not suspicious at all when they wear corduroy pants, birkenstock sandals, tiedye shirts, and shaggy hair. Yeah dude, you aren't blazed.
-Trustafarians... trust fund babies... their daddy pays for their weed. and then they have the fucking nerve to demand respect at their peace marches. get jobs and see how you;d like it if the American economy tumbled. stupid fucks.
-Bad table manners
-people who bitch about people having too much to bitch about
-People who think they can buy a crappy car but then put those things on it to make it obnoxiously loud. Fucking spend the money on the noisy thing on a better car you tool.
-Vegetarians who try to make others feel bad about eating meat.
-Omnivores who make vegitarians feel bad about not eating meat.
-the suburbs (i.e. Vienna, V.A.)
-Having to dial the area code for local calls
-Those candy hearts on Valentine's day
-The girls who are the reason why blondes are called stupid.
-The rediculously low amount of intelligent people who have good jobs. the rediculously low amount of intelligent people.
-fast food places other than Wendy's trying to make salads. Long live Dave.
-Doctors prescribing medicine to calm down 2 year olds who supposedly have ADD. what if they are just being 2 year olds you overpaid hack?
-People who hate people who are overly cynical.
-hairy men
-Rhyming "you:do" "heart:start" "be:me" "love:above"
-Whatever asshole decided that McDonald's needed a play place.
-Children under 7

i like some things, too.
-anyone who has made it this far: i like some things too.

Submitted by tartpumper at 2003-04-14 11:09:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Guranto, u missed off Welsh people

Submitted by pimpbuster at 2003-04-14 10:47:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

"Kids who ask me for cigs"

Even worse when you're not smoking, or in my case I don't even smoke. Dumbshits, get bold and get a fake ID.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-13 04:04:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I hate:

15 year old kids who think the only way to have fun is to break the law, and that smoking dope or other narcotics somehow makes them cool.

I'm not saying that it's not fun to break the law and smoke dope, but it's definately not the ONLY way to have fun...da women are (most of the time) legal and just as fun as da drugs.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-12 16:21:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Things I hate:

Widgets in beer cans
stupid people
people who use race, religion etc. as a sheild
getting up
going to bed
waking up at 2am because some assholes car alarm went of. and not being able to get back to sleep
People who insult me in another language so I dont know what they said
People who drive mercedes
Non alchoholic drinks
when the spliff you're rolling refuses to work
shuffling around at 2pm (see earlier) and smashing my toes into things while half asleep
people who think they know everything
when my dealer isn't around
being 15 and having to constantly break the law to have a good time

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-11 01:45:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i hate my roommate's dumb bitch of a girlfriend!!

Submitted by Xonixy at 2003-04-10 13:09:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I hate:
When your boss yells at you for being late for a meeting when you showed up before him
When hotel guests take 5 towels to go to the pool and only use two.
When hotel guests expect everything to be free just becasue they are staying in an exec. room
When hotel guests hand you a used Kleenex and ask you to throw it out for them
Mini hoes
Biggy hoes
When a girl sends her boyfrined to ask you for a cigarette and when you say no she comes up to you and asks you.
Kids who ask me for cigs without saying please
Kids who ask me for cigs
Hotel guests
Choking on coffee while your having a cig and people who comment- "You should quit smoking"
People who tell me I should quit smoking
Christina Agulera (sp?)
People who stare

Submitted by Loren at 2003-04-10 12:55:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

"-Gay Republicans
-bigots, racists, & homophobes"


Submitted by sky at 2003-04-10 12:54:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

when your coworker hides the office candy from your boss so he won't eat it all, then leaves early and you don't know where it's hidden. bastards!

Submitted by mikeymyk at 2003-04-10 12:49:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Things that annoy me.

-George W. Bush, et al.
-People who say "I'm going down to Boston" when they live in New York.
-People who think its so unique & cool to die their hair pink, blue, green, etc.
-teenage mallrats
-"Old Lady" drivers-does not have to necessarily be an old lady.
-The last foamy warm disgusting sip of a Heineken.
-Pedestrians who think they have the right of way.
-Gwen Stefani
-Country Music
-Gay Republicans
-People who work in delis that don't wear gloves. Nasty.
-Stuck in traffic nose-pickers.
-Trash romance novels.
-flat soda
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
-bigots, racists, & homophobes

Submitted by mermansmith at 2003-04-10 01:01:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i hate it when you just took a shit and you didnt wipe your ass all the way and its still wet and you have to walk around with it because people already saw you go out of the bathroom and you dont want to go back in

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-09 21:28:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I Hate.....

not having athletic ability
people that do have athletic ability giving me shit about not having any
anti war protestors
anti war protestors that think that vomitting and shitting in the street are good ways to protest...
german sheizer porn
the 'zoom zoom' kid
ITT Tech commericials
canadians and canada in general
Justin Timberlake and N'Suck
uncomfortable mattresses
unfluffed pillows
cat piss, especially when it's on all my shit
not being intoxicated when others around me are
the smell of burning cat pee
serious "funnies" (comics)
people who say "kinda unique" or "really unique" or "______ unique"
the taste of toungue
beanie weenies
knots that are hard to untie
people who point out the obvious, then get mad when you point out that they pointed out the obvious
people who contradict themselves and don't acknowledge it
Michael Jackson...doesn't everybody?
when a lot of small inconveniences happens during the same day
beds without sheets
Jason Alexander's current career as KFC spokesman
anyone who openly and without reason says that he/she is _______er than "you"
heebie jeebies
people who are contrary

I have more...but this is pretty long

Submitted by impiety at 2003-04-09 10:39:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Hm.. I do/am/have alot of those things on the lists.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-09 09:50:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I HATE when people clip their finger nails at their desk or actually anywhere outside of their bathroom. GROSS!!!!

I HATE people that have nail clippers on thier keychain.

I hate when people tell me how I should do something unless I asked first.

I also hate when people sneak up behind you when you are "working"

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-09 03:27:55 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I hate . . .

people who have the time to make up hate lists.

Submitted by lilricankitti at 2003-04-08 18:31:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I suddenly feel a need to vent

Things I hate:

People who think black and navy blue can be worn in the same outfit

Girls who wear nylons and open toed shoes


Not having an office at work only a mere cube and being told that I should be greatful

Cars that are priced under $70,000 that are yellow.

Guys who wear the fake gold teeth purchased from an ad out of the back of source magazine.

Submitted by pimpbuster at 2003-04-08 10:19:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

A few extra things that I CAN'T STAND:
The "can you hear me now" guy from the Verizon ads
Cell phone ads that won't go away
Two Mcdonald's commercials in a row
Toledo, OH
People who don't drive at least the speed limit
People who can't maintain speed on the road
People who flake out on their own plans
The fact that it's frowned on to drink at work
Not being able to take a nap when I want, then when I can I'm no longer tired
Waking up thinking it's still the weekend and I don't have to work, but it's Tuesday
The paint peeling off my car
BG cops
Celebrities wearing sunglasses everywhere they go

A short list but I figure I'd hit the main points

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-08 03:19:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Here's my two cents:

I Hate...

1. Being accused of doing something I didn't do
2. Being accused of not doing something I did do
3. People who tell domestic violence jokes and think they are funny
4. People who don't know when to shut the hell up, no matter how much you hint at them to do so
5. People who force their religion on you and try to convert you without thinking that you might just like the religion you have
6. People that have no right to do so, psychoanalize you and tell everyone you are fucked up somehow
7. When somebody else lets your skeletons out of the closet
8. The fact that I put three transmissions and four engines in my Suburban within three years and it still won't run right (Sold it, got a Jeep)
9. When a bunch of bands do a tribute to another band and butcher the songs
10. Those stupid fucking teenagers at the driving range who gave me shit because I couldn't hit the ball past the 100 yard marker, despite the fact that I was using a lob wedge
11. Prime, Inc. and Wal-Mart truck drivers, buncha fucking assholes, giving the rest of us drivers a bad name
12. When a chick won't kiss you after you lick her cookie
13. When you send a friend a bunch of e-mail letters and they only send you a bunch of stupid forewards
14. When the idiots at fast food resaurants are too lazy and shut down fifteen minutes early
15. When the barkeep thinks she's being charming and funny but she's actually being annoying
16. Chicks who try to curry favor with you by being flirty or sexual, but then don't put out at the moment of truth
17. People who use the word "delicious" in a manner other than describing the taste of food
18. When you pick up a teenaged hitch hiker wearing a Metallica shirt and he asks you to play Metallica when you have "Kill 'Em All" already playing
19. When you pick up a teenage hitch hiker and they ask you to play a Seattle band and don't get it when you play Heart, Hendrix or Queensryche
20. The fact that my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend is stalking her and making the lives of her, her family and her friends misserable
21. White guys who speak in ebonics
22. The fact that Firefly was canceled by Fox
23. People who speak in the third person
24. Remakes of movies that didn't need to be remade
25. That Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope didn't win best picture in 1977

Otto the Otter has spoken....

Submitted by wouldntmind at 2003-04-07 13:58:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I hate most everything. Except love -- but only sometimes.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-07 08:33:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I hate-

Rich pro players who complain they're not getting enough money
Computer mice that don't work
How my school wastes money on all the wrong stuff
Lifetime-Television for women and gay men
Revolting transvestites
Alec Baldwin
Fake wrestling
Presidents who are always screwing their interns
Candiates for any office who don't try to win your vote by giving you shit
The word "tweens"
Boy bands
Pop stars
Ultra-religious people
Printers that never work
Getting ripped off at the movies
Suck-ass movies
Titanic-the movie

there you go

Submitted by dasteve at 2003-04-06 05:10:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Whats wrong with ass hair???

Submitted by Rethink at 2003-04-06 03:32:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I hate:

-when people interupt sex or masturbation
-when people eat your food, don't tell you, then do it again next weekend
-when people tell me to change the channel, get off computer, and tobacco is unhealthy
-People who draw anime porn
-anime porn
-when people ask for cigarettes, I don't know you, and I don't smoke cigarettes. Fuck off.
-not having cigars
-genital herpes commercials
-pens with no ink
-math teachers who like to talk down to you when you don't understand something
-greasy fast food
-pigs feet
-when nuts get kicked
-Texans who choke on pretzels and wave to Stevie Wonder
-movies that involve a girl with cancer
-people that think using big words makes you smart
-when you set yourself on fire
-girls who whore themselves
-not having a girlfriend
-kidney beans
-period blood
-R. Kelly
-child porn
-not being able to explain something
-ass hair

Yeah, thats not even all of them. Goodnight!


Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-06 01:59:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I hate:
-Answering the phone, ever.
-People who drive as if whatever they're doing is so fucking important that it warrants risking their own and my life to get there (that means you, people who complain about slow drivers).
-Network television.
-The Social Security Administration
-Heads of state
-People who have a moral objection to the word "hate".
-People who say "What kind of music do you listen to?"
-The previous and/or future sexual partner(s) of my sexual partner(s).
-Politcal correctness.
-High school kids.
-High school teachers.
-Logos on T-shirts.
-Marketing consultants.
-Arianna Huffington.
-Sean Hannity.
-Going to bed.
-Getting out of bed.
-People who wear sneakers and jeans (for activities other than playing sports or mining silver).
-Being asked about my finances or my love life.
-Using "he or she" instead of just "he" as the 3rd person singular of indeterminate sex.
-People who pay too much for things, thereby encouraging their prices stay too high.

That's it for now.

Submitted by Loren at 2003-03-24 15:45:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well, that just killed my mood. Ever hear of a "buzz-kill?" Thanks KM.
I'm giving myself a 2 to try and feel better.

Submitted by K.M at 2003-03-24 15:09:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0

but of course my fair lady.

"What does God want? Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a man who chooses the bad perhaps in some way better than a man who has the good imposed upon him?"

Submitted by Loren at 2003-03-24 14:57:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy shit, KM, are you smoking crack in the library again?

Submitted by K.M at 2003-03-24 14:49:56 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I hate the way that everybody is going to die, and nobody is going to remember. I hate the way that love is a word. I hate the way that hate is a word. I hate the way hatred money makes the world go round. I hate money. I hate shitty people with shitty smiles who lie to you when they flash their shitty teeth with their shitty intentions behind every shitty glance. I hate you too.

But I am kidding, I must be, I love money. I love the way that I don’t know a fucking thing about anything. One, I’m pourin my most hidden feelings and things did not work out the way you dreamed of it, and im getting rejected now. So I let little comments slide to perhaps pique the chemistry that I only hoped was there. I love the race, or the lack there of. People can be strange, but we all know we love them, because they are just like us. To hate you would be to hate myself. I love it.

Submitted by K.M at 2003-03-17 00:31:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I hate clowns

thanks for saving the best for last loren :o)

Submitted by blanchfor at 2003-03-16 22:41:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I hate...

A. Standing in 30 minute lines just to get a smoke in
B. Standing in the same lines just to eat a meal
C. Standing in ranks every evening before work and every morning after work so I can hear people tell me about how I'm not working hard enough for them
D. Cleaning shitters when they are already clean
E. Cleaning shitters when they are full of shit
F. Being called a warrior for cleaning shitters
G. Not being able to walk on land
H. Not being able to see land
I. Having to suck up to an ignorant asshole because he is higher ranking
J. Having to explain an outlook downtime problem to a customer only to have him tell me his life story
K. Having to hear some asshole explain how he knows more about a computer problem than I do because he reads PC magazines
I. Eating two day old bread
J. Eating stale bread
K. Eating moldy bread
L. Cleaning the head everyday for one hour when it only requires 15 minutes of attention
K. Getting my uniform dirty working and then being told that my uniform is too dirty
L. Having to act like I'm happy in order to avoid being sent to the Chaplain's office or avoid being written up for disrespect
M. Going to a foreign port only to drink alcohol until I'm ready to buy whore
N. Wasting my paycheck for sex
O. Getting blamed for other people's actions
P. Working parties
Q. Working seven days a week, 14 hours a day for months straight
R. Having a supervisor who will give women the best positions in the shop in order to flirt with them
S. Women in the military (Not women's fault, mostly perverted men)
T. Drinking Taliban Sprite

Of course this is only the beginning... Thanks Loren, that felt pretty good

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange at 2003-03-16 14:18:48 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I hate...

writing on here when I should be doing something better with my time.

<glares at herself>


Submitted by EvilZurr at 2003-03-15 04:06:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i totally agreed with everything...BUT "people born with money" and "know it all teens". i was born into a family that made lots of money, does that make me a horrible person? can you really say you hate me because i have money? that and you shouldnt say "know it all teens", you should say "know it alls...PERIOD" because i hate hearing people older than me talk about how im so naive and blah blah blah, when they dont know jack shit about so much. thats all... sorry i cant relate on the people commenting on smoking/spilling pocketbook/whatnot (the main things a 17 year old male cant do), but i feel your pain nonetheless.

The one and only thing i truly hate in life....... hmm...no clue, i dislike a lot of stuff, but i doubt i truly hate anything (except my IB english teacher, he can eat a fat dick and sit on a cactus or whatever)

Submitted by EH at 2003-03-14 21:19:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

trust me I am not done...

I hate (cont);
people who drive side by side over three lanes and go the same speed making me not able to pass
people who do 30 in a 30, 40 in a 40 et cetera..
how my laptop battery says its good for 6 hours but only lasts for about 15 minutes
fun day's
fun run's
junk mail
when I invite andy for coffee and he doesnt come
the silver pontiac grand am in the parking lot outside my dorm
aol time warner
road runner (which is a service of time warner)
mandrake linux
girls that go out with dick heads, then bitch to me when they get burned
the gas mileage on my truck
the fact that I can't afford a cisco 2900
when people wake me up at 3 in the afternoon on saturday and sunday
when people wake me up at 7 in the evening during the week
the cost of a music cd with only one good song
Afganistan and Iraq
musicians that make a shit load of money for nothing
menthol cigarettes
people in dennys that don't mind their business and butt into my conversations then try to take it outside
the fact that I havent gotten laid in 5.5 months and counting
the girl that lives across the hall from me (on a diagnol)
when people signal for a turn as they are 50% complete with said turn
old people/any people who cut you off as you're barreling down the street doing 75 and then they proceed to do 30 mph
driving downtown san antonio
the beach in biloxi mississippi
movie tickets - it cost's way too much for a ticket...ACtually speaking of that I wanted to go to the movies tonight oh well
mona- the old lady that works at dennys
the little ass fuck pretty boy that works at starbucks that thinks he is better then the rest of us
when people come into my room and say "Wow, what do you do with all these computers"
When people come into my room and start fucking with one of the several computers
how that one computer they fuck with just happens to always be the server
people (mostly women) that come to my room just to download music then have me make them a cd, and leave without hanging out with me for more then the time it takes to make said cd (48x - 4 minutes max)
traffic in the morning while trying to get on base, I live less then 3 miles from the gate, If i leave at 645 in the morning I will get to work at 715, normally its only a 5 minute drive
the barriors in front of the gate
the parents that come to watch their sons/daughters graduate from basic training and decide to go slow down the roads, and ask 500 questions at the gate causing me to be late for work
disciplanary paper work :(
the MTL that gave me my paper work and correction custody
working the comm center and the helpdesk
being in andy's room when he is drunk and having to pull him off of me cause my body is just too damn sexy

ok thats it..for now, The ref is here with a keg :)

Submitted by TheMan at 2003-03-14 21:15:33 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Oops, 'milk' containers. Typo.

Submitted by TheMan at 2003-03-14 21:14:42 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I hate...

wet socks, gloves, etc.
chicks with dicks
people who leave empty mild containers in the fridge
stinky cheeses
girlfriends who ask too many questions
insecure women
Two-faced sons-of-bitches
ill mannered folks
people with less than half of a brain, or otherwise choose to use only half
Men who try to insult me because they envy me
when my grandmother forgets who I am
Richard Simmons
diet fads and the people who use them
big government

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-03-14 19:56:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Muffins, I hate muffins. They're so god damn high in fat and too good to resist.

Submitted by hidden101 at 2003-03-14 18:43:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0


"You forgot fat people that order three extra values meals for themselves, all super sized, and then a diet coke? I enever fucking understood that. Like it's the great counterbalance? Stupid fat people."


hahahahahahahaha. that was great. man, i thought Eric was going to have the longest list here!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-03-14 18:07:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I hate people that post about things they hate.

Submitted by beer-turtle at 2003-03-14 17:43:33 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Things I hate:

Waiting for something that has been hyped up only to be let down
Waiting in general
My girlfriends ex boyfriend (stalking son of a bitch)
My Ex Girlfriend who stalked me all the way to Florida from Virginia
When the dog shits in the house
When the cat pees on clean laundry
The fact that I am 30 and still don't know what I wanna be when I grow up
Setting plans and having them cancelled
Running out of hot water during a romantic shower with my girlfriend
Running out of hot water during a shower by myself
Checking out teh sweet sweet ass on this long haired blond only to find it to be a guy (Eww!)
Checking out a hottie from afar and egt up close and she/it is fuglier than hell
Driving slow in the fast lane(s)
Ordering my food SPECIFICALLY (burger only ketchup) and having the fast food monkey fuck it up
Being told by our IT department that they fixed the problem with my PC when clearly it is not fixed
Blue balls...definitly blue balls
Vacant people that have uneducated opinions on everything but are unable to back them up with facts
Manipulative people
Getting bumped from the plane because a bigger group forgot to manifest a jumper or two (skydiving)
Having to suck up bullshit criticism from a boss who doesn't know wtf he is talking about
Pay for performance raises
Looking at Ugly People
The smell of unwashed people (damn french and other smelly peoples)
Non-alcoholic beer
paying import prices for Killians Irish Red (I will not buy it anymore because of this)
Fast Food workers than think thier phone call to Shaniqwa is more important than my damn order
PETA - for so many reasons
People that bitch about the new Miller Lite commercials

God I have so much more... I am filled with a lot of hate for things that piss me off


Submitted by EH at 2003-03-14 16:50:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I hate-
The military, specifically the Air force
San antonio Texas
The bums that sit outside the gas station and on every fucking corner asking me for change in san- antonio
Fake people
sprint pcs
The other 36 people on my list
Biloxi mississippi
people named morgan
not having money
my truck
my car insurrance company
the asshole that sold me the truck
cops in san antonio
the roadways in san antonio
the price of college books
how nice guys finish last, but assholes get all the chicks and I am stuck with fugly ones
people who have a computer certification and have been working somewhere for 3 days and think they know what they are doing
the amount of money those people with just a certification and no working experiences make
how some people pay thousands of dollars for a top notch computer then use it as a video game
most of the people in my old town
ok this is getting long, I will just shut up now. Sorry all

Submitted by lodnem at 2003-03-14 16:37:41 EST (#)
Rating: 1

i hate:

people who chew with their mouth open
windchimes at 3am
militant lesbians
sex with girls who hate their bodies
people who talk on the cellphone during rush hour traffic
bums that sit outside of the bank
walking behind a line of chain smokers
rain on saturdays
people who fart in the elevator and think it's funny
teaching cfo's how to use a calculator
kids that wake up at 6am and play football outside my window on sunday
solicitors that slide coupons under my door
ugly prostitutes
pimps that don't dress like jj from what's happening
pubescent teenaged boys that front but start crying 'mommy' when they get hit
single mothers that get pissed when you won't date them
when my winamp player crashes during a good song
getting email from clients that are afraid to call me
seeing the nasdaq 50% lower than i'd like it to be
wanna be stars that have no talent and refuse to work a real job
people that don't brush their teeth
gay guys at the gym that whistle at my ass
40 year old mexican men in taco trucks that slam on the brakes to howl at a 300lb dissaster
people that don't speed up when i tailgate them
when the lakers lose to the chicago bulls
girls with tons of make up on
people that take life to seriously
people that always laugh nervously
when there's 3 boxes of cereal and no milk
back spasms
girls that think blow jobs are 'ewe...icky!'
that there's 3 1/2 hours left of work before i can get outta here!

Submitted by Loren at 2003-03-14 16:03:55 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Have a great weekend everyone!


Submitted by BongZilla at 2003-03-14 16:02:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You forgot fat people that order three extra values meals for themselves, all super sized, and then a diet coke? I enever fucking understood that. Like it's the great counterbalance? Stupid fat people.

Submitted by Loren at 2003-03-14 15:59:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This post sucks.

Homer: I don't want you to see me sitting on my worthless butt.

Bart: We've seen it, Dad.

Homer at the Bat