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Submitted by Unabonger at 2005-02-28 13:01:59 EST
Rating: 1.76 on 90 ratings (90 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Am I the only one who notices it? Or is every guy out there silently seeing the same thing and thinking, like me, that it's gotten way to fucking confusing to ignore anymore?

Remember history class? They told us how young guys and girls were back in the day. 8 year old kings...13 year old girls being married with three kids and a fourth on the way. Then statutory laws were placed and the young are now off-limits. No sweat. I'm not a child molester or anything. I'm not attracted to women without tits and pubic hair. I'm not interested with an 8th grader. I have no problems with NOT getting with a 16 year old girl. I was that age and hit plenty back then.

but...

Are you fucking kidding me with that outfit? Not my fucking daughter! What the hell is up with Wet Seal, Gadzooks, and Victoria's Secret selling this shit to 6 year olds? "yes, that teddy will cover up the scrapes on your hip from your Big Wheel accident yesterday but what the fuck are you buying it for?" never comes out of the seller's mouth. They happily hand over shit that would make my whore ex girlfriend blush, no questions asked.

I work in a mall and rarely hit on anyone because I'm usually too busy trying to sell shit. Once in a blue moon I'll try. Every now and then I get one to come home with. Most of the time that happens, she doesn't notice the puss-filled bumps on my scrotem, and is happy with the lights out. I hit it and it's done. I go back to work, never call the chick again and it's happy time for unabonger.

Then I look over, in the middle of my daily grind, and see the 28 year old man dry-humping some 13 year old in public and think to myself "my god, what the fuck is wrong with people?" Do her parents know? Maybe they do and just don't give a shit if their daughter's sucking crank off of some stranger's penis for quarters. But what about that must-be-18+ looking chick that comes up here like a drunked whore and wants me to ask for her number? Should I start carding at the door? because yesterday this happened to me:

Me: How can I help you
Her: Oh I'm just looking around (which i took to understand 'i want your penis in my fuck hole')
Me: What's your name?
Her: Jennifer
Me: Is that your stage name?
Her: What do you mean?
Me: Nevermind...I'm Unabonger and if you have any questions just let me know.
Her: Actually I was wondering where you got that shirt? (which i took to understand 'i want your penis in my fuck hole')
Me: Oh well I got it at blah blah blah
Her: blah blah i'm a whore blah blah fuck me right here blah blah i'm bending over to pick something up, you can see my camel toe blah blah
Me: so your number is? blah blah ok i'll call you when i run out of lotion blah blah
Her: blah ok call me blah blah I have school this week but i'm available this weekend.
Me: school? what's your major?
Her: i mean high school. oh, there's my mother now. gotta run, nice to meet you, call me so i can put your penis in my 15 year old crotch.


WHAT? Needless to say I won't be calling her, but she fucking looked like a 19 year old. Dressed like she should be on a street corner. She was at the mall with her mother who, I must say, was a MILF. Her mom didn't seemed troubled at all that her skank of a daughter was flirting and giving her number to a 25 year old man. Her mom probably acted the same way and her dad is probably praying every night for the day some older man impregnates his drug-addicted, class-skipping, anal-loving, emotional, adolescent so that he'll take her off his hands for a few months before dropping her drop-out ass in a ditch somewhere to have her baby behind a dumpster and sell the bastard on the black market then die of a heroin overdose before the age of 17.

not me, man.

All I'm saying is if your daughter's wearing thongs and shor skirts, she's out letting some adult fuck her in the ass at an exctasy party...not having a slumber party at her girlfriend Jill's house. Wake up and dress your daughters or else some asshole without as much constraint or respect for federal penetentiary as me is going to get their hairy, wrinkly hands all over your little girl and screws her better than you shag your wife. It's a mistake letting her dress that way and you should fucking be ashamed of yourself. You, a grown man, should know best of all what men think about.

One of my ex girlfriends told me one time that I'm a sick son of a bitch because I said that when I'm 80, I'll still think a 20 year old woman is shaggable. i don't think I'm sick because of that. I think all men have a healthy desire for young women but not your whore of a 16 year old. I am attracted to 20 year olds and will be until I die. Stop letting your pre-teen daughter dress like a Victoria's Secret model or else she's going to get treated like a 20 year old. Show some fucking responsibility.




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Submitted by janisalleh at 2011-03-13 01:25:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by mark3737 at 2010-12-21 23:34:30 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by pannerplant at 2007-01-06 08:45:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by jeveuxgagner at 2005-10-22 23:35:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

so so so so so so so so true

Submitted by Unabonger at 2005-08-14 15:02:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

tuesdaydelay, you sure are a fucking loser...the picture was too big.

did you revenge -2 spree everyone who gave you a neg rating?

i'll tell you what, here's some +1s for your other posts...

if you don't post shit bigger than your mothers gaping maw of a vagina, I won't -2 it.

but you're doing a great job showing uber what a fucking child you are.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay at 2005-08-13 18:43:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Resize

Submitted by supadupapupa at 2005-07-12 03:48:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Axtumanu at 2005-07-11 23:53:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This needs to be said, and people need to listen.

Submitted by MrCoffee at 2005-07-11 22:51:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

couldnt agree more.
fucking tarty little bitches

Submitted by Lechuga at 2005-07-11 21:53:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I still like banging 14 year old whores, regardless of what you say. You're just jealous of my extreme 1337 h4x0r skillz!

Submitted by rvk71088 at 2005-07-11 21:45:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

My friend has a phrase for this.

PROSTITOT....

(Yeah, I'm talking about those seven year-olds that have those abercrombie thongs and love to wear tube tops.)


Submitted by krissi at 2005-07-11 21:17:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I concur completely. I despise the 'prosti-tots.' It's gross and they need to learn to respect themselves.

Submitted by Yams at 2005-07-11 20:46:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Having come recently out of high school, I couldn't agree more. The freshman class of my Senior year (notice how I capitalize Senior and not freshman...tee hee!) was the biggest bunch of garden tools...I thought the year before that was bad, because even *I* could've scored with those whores. No, thank you, I prefer breasts, not nipples. Yes, we're all aware yo have tits, they don't need to be popping out, as hot as it is; you're sixteen. This is how I feel. My neighbor was one of these girls; she dropped out Junior year because she got pregnant, probably at a party she had at her parent's house while they were out of town. Wow, how weird would it be to get laid in the same bed *you* were conceived in?

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2005-07-11 20:12:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

gooood hate.

Submitted by Foonbo at 2005-07-11 19:55:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Axolotl at 2005-07-11 19:44:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Believe you me, this is a very high majority of girls these days.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-07-11 19:37:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Yeah, that is a good rant.

Submitted by Pr0j3ct at 2005-07-11 02:32:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'd do her.



again....

but it's legal because I'm under 18.
WOOOOOO Bring on the guttersluts!


ewwww... On second thought, I don't want VD.


Oh and BTW who ever used the Family Guy quote, you misquoted.
It's "sperm dumpster", get it right.
Just kidding. I'm kind of a Family Guy addict though.

Submitted by Lynne at 2005-07-11 02:00:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Thank you.

Amen.

Submitted by Banga3386 at 2005-07-11 01:42:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Here here man. Good show.


Banga

Submitted by Alaskanite at 2005-07-11 01:08:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"look meg, heres one that says prostitute ... oh and another that says cum receptacle" - lois griffin


Submitted by Siren at 2005-07-11 00:43:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I wasn't allowed to wear short shorts, for goodness sake. My parents ran a tight ship. I'm making up for it now though. I'm trying to see how much sex I can have before it kills me.

Submitted by kai070169 at 2005-07-10 23:58:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Every parent should read this.


Asshole.

Submitted by boneface at 2005-03-02 07:24:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This was the best post I've read in a long, long time.

Submitted by Ivy at 2005-03-02 03:30:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-01 09:23:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

You, a grown man, should know best of all what men think about.
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Damn right, then again...

what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?


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That quote always cracks me up. It never ceases to amaze me what a difference a generation makes. Man, 10 years ago I was wearing baggy pants, tank tops and fat sneakers and definitely no make-up. This generation is just shocking.

Submitted by Envenom at 2005-03-01 23:30:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Her: blah blah i'm a whore blah blah fuck me right here blah blah i'm bending over to pick something up, you can see my camel toe blah blah
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They sound like that to you too, huh? I thought it wass just me.

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-03-01 23:10:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"Nevermind...I'm Unabonger and if you have any questions just let me know."

Those had better have been your exact words.

Submitted by pantsarestupid at 2005-03-01 15:24:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yes.

But how about all of the over 20 girls. Ya know...like us in the 21 crowd. Do we still count?

Submitted by Viciousriffs at 2005-03-01 15:24:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 because I have a son, and am not having any more children. No girls for me to worry about being pregnant. And just for that, my boy's gonna be a pimp too... so you better all learn to restrain your daughters REAL FAST, otherwise there will be an entire army of my offspring. I'll propagate my own race! Vicariously......

And also a +2 for whoever caught the Oedipus reference. I honestly didn't think anyone would get that, but I lurked and waited just to see anyway. Awesome.

Submitted by lucid at 2005-03-01 11:36:55 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by WheresWally at 2005-03-01 10:49:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This rocked, The Greeks used to throw their newborn girls off a mountain.

Submitted by DeathJester at 2005-03-01 09:41:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:11:02 (#)
Ranking: 2


what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?

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First to quote...

Good point, though. If I have a daughter, she will not dress as a slut. I will burn anything she buys that is slutty along with a most treasured item of hers.

Unless it's a dildo, in which case I will be selling DVD's for £15.

Submitted by Jay_Bassman at 2005-03-01 09:30:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:49:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ed McMahon: YOU ARE CORRECT, SAH!!!!!!

This is why I'm instructing my wife to bear me sons. Any female offspring will be taken to the outskirts of town, where they will be left to die of exposure.

Either that, or possible adoption by a charitable shepard and his wife, who will then raise the girl-child until she one day meets her mother (unknowingly)on the road and kills her. Through extraordinary circumstances, the girl-child would then end up marrying ME, and all would be good until she finds out that I am her father. This, would naturally cause her great anguish, so she would end up blinding herself.

Tragic story. I've seen it a million times.

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Everybody, say hello to Oedipus. He's new. And blind. So be nice to him.

Submitted by mrwolf at 2005-03-01 09:23:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You, a grown man, should know best of all what men think about.
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Damn right, then again...

what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?

Submitted by MrSparkle847 at 2005-03-01 09:04:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I somehow doubt that any jail-bait chick actually wants sex. Usually these are the kids who are tragically misunderstood, slashing their wrists with a dull spoon to pretend they're mentally addled. It's about being cool and being an adult (because the ONLY thing adults to is fuck), and, most importantly, about getting attention.

"The hell with spending time with friends - I have a pussy! That's worth loads of instant attention, right?"

Submitted by Coyote at 2005-03-01 04:26:29 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-28 21:26:24 (#)

My exhusband's 14 year old daughter stayed with us one time. She wore a skirt that showed off her asscheeks, high heeled knee high leather boots, and a little boob tube that read "Daddy's little girl". He BOUGHT her all this crap.

And he's surprised that she went and got herself knocked up.
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No one warned him that rhythm method is unreliable, eh?

Submitted by williamson at 2005-03-01 00:21:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-28 21:26:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking prostitots.

My exhusband's 14 year old daughter stayed with us one time. She wore a skirt that showed off her asscheeks, high heeled knee high leather boots, and a little boob tube that read "Daddy's little girl". He BOUGHT her all this crap.

And he's surprised that she went and got herself knocked up.
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I was like "Pfft stupid Circe. She mispelt prostitutes. Pffft...


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Yep...




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Oh wait"


Yep.

Submitted by dethcow at 2005-02-28 23:17:28 EST (#)
Rating: -2

OMG liek gurrls dress tooo slutty now noones ever addressed this issue ad nauseum...
oh wait...

-2DIE

Submitted by Ed_0150 at 2005-02-28 23:17:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I agree.

Submitted by Circe at 2005-02-28 21:26:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fucking prostitots.

My exhusband's 14 year old daughter stayed with us one time. She wore a skirt that showed off her asscheeks, high heeled knee high leather boots, and a little boob tube that read "Daddy's little girl". He BOUGHT her all this crap.

And he's surprised that she went and got herself knocked up.

Submitted by Jarvis at 2005-02-28 21:23:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yes, girls these days are dressing very whore-ish but I'd still fuck 'em. They're called jail BAIT for a reason and I'm hooked, line, and sinker.

Submitted by ScottMaximus at 2005-02-28 21:17:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i couldnt have said it better myself

Submitted by peckerhead at 2005-02-28 21:03:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

well done

Submitted by williamson at 2005-02-28 18:30:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hahahaha look at the hit rate for people hoping for kiddie porn.

But then again, i'm here too.

Submitted by shandythedog at 2005-02-28 18:13:48 EST (#)
Rating: 0

yes, there should have been pics



amusingly written, and it's quite true that they dress like sluts

making them cover up is one solution

the other is lowering the age of consent


Submitted by oddzandendz at 2005-02-28 18:00:05 EST (#)
Rating: -2

dude i saw 14 year old girls and nearly tripped over my kleenex box to get here.....-2 for no pictures, douchebag

Submitted by HZRD at 2005-02-28 17:53:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

JAILBAIIIIIIIIIIT!

sigh... **puts cock back in pants**

Submitted by Saxon at 2005-02-28 17:41:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Good rant and spot on.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim at 2005-02-28 17:39:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2005-02-28 17:14:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

It sucks that chicks weren't massive sluts when I was a kid
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Submitted by Girlwithaclue at 2005-02-28 17:39:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I concur

Submitted by justjoe21 at 2005-02-28 17:29:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

god damn, this shit annoys me. Girls like that should just stay indoors and wait a couple of years otherwise there oficially JAILBAIT

Submitted by cheruboo at 2005-02-28 17:14:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It sucks that chicks weren't massive sluts when I was a kid

Submitted by wanderingsharps at 2005-02-28 16:56:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm a pretty horny man...
but it's reached the point where I don't go after anyone younger than 25,
being 27 myself. I'm just not attracted to stupid things (come on-when
we were 18 we were all dumb as hell). -sigh- were are all the smart, twentyfiveish single
attractive women who dont have three kids or severe mental illnesses at?

gadd...I sound old. good for you taking the high road.

Submitted by DonovanMD at 2005-02-28 16:52:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is a terrific piece of ranting literature.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-02-28 16:40:12 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I love little girls they make me feel so good
I love little girls they make me feel so bad
When they're around they make me feel
Like I'm the only guy in town
I love little girls they make me feel so good

They don't care if I'm a one way mirror
They're not frightened by my cold exterior

They don't ask me questions
They don't want to scold me
They don't look for answers
They just want to hold me
Isn't this fun
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come true
Isn't this a nightmare too

(repeat first verse)

They don't care about my inclinations
They're not frightened by my revelations

Uh oh take a second take
Uh oh it's a mistake
Uh oh I'm in trouble
Uh oh the little girl was just to little
Too little, too little, too little
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come true
Isn't this a nightmare too . . .

And I don't care what people say
And I don't care what people think
And I don't care how we look walking down the street

(repeat chorus)

(repeat first verse)




Oingo Boingo said it best. :p

Submitted by funk_boy at 2005-02-28 16:38:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

eye

Submitted by Davros at 2005-02-28 16:14:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Spooner at 2005-02-28 16:13:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

re: 14 y/old girls


what the hell man if they are cryin , means they stickers ,more better you give em Go-Gurt and care for them ,than they get from Unicorns uh?

Submitted by the_lone_stranger at 2005-02-28 16:10:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I refer to them as "eleventeen year olds".

Hot enough to give you a chub, but young enough to make you think twice.

Submitted by Tigre at 2005-02-28 15:57:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well executed rant.

Submitted by ess-arr at 2005-02-28 15:54:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It's a tough life...

my last 4 girlfriends have all been 19 when the relationship started...
We all know the Dazed and Confused line...

Submitted by NYCRulz at 2005-02-28 15:39:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

jail bait....yea you gotta love it

Submitted by Unabonger at 2005-02-28 14:37:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

awww that's cute...he's a camwhore and came to -2 my thread because nobody believes him and his fantasy girl...

thanks for the attention!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u at 2005-02-28 14:33:45 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-28 14:30:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

i think i stuck *itch* my scabbed and scarred penis *itch* in that a few weeks ago...better double bag it *itch*, she's a whore. *itch* trust me *itch* I know.


ehhh

I draw the line somewhere douche

Submitted by WhoLetYouIn at 2005-02-28 14:29:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Wazza at 2005-02-28 14:14:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ahhh ,Fuck it! what the hell man if they are comin at you means they want somthin.
besides ,they are delectable,uh?

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky at 2005-02-28 14:14:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

*diligently claps his ass off*

A-FUCKING-MEN!

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts at 2005-02-28 14:05:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hand me the digits, I'll do it.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-02-28 14:00:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

14 year old broads these days RULE.

You know what's even better?

13 year old broads.

Submitted by creep_firebombing at 2005-02-28 13:56:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm a b-boy
Standin in my b-boy stance
Hurry up and give me the microphone before I bust in my pants
The mad author of anguish
My language, Polluted
Onyx is heavyweight (Sonsee: And still undisputed!!)
He took the words right out my mouth and walked a mile in my shoes
I've paid so many dues, I feel used and abused
And I'm.... so confused
umm, excuse me, for example
I'm the inspiration, for a WHOLE generation
And unless you got 10 SSsssticky Fingers
Its straight immitation
A figment, of your imagination
But but but but wait it gets worse!!
I'm not watered down so I'm dyin of thirst
Comin thru wit a scam, a fullproof plan
B-boys make some noise, and just, JUST SLAM!

Submitted by Teephphah at 2005-02-28 13:49:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Ed McMahon: YOU ARE CORRECT, SAH!!!!!!

This is why I'm instructing my wife to bear me sons. Any female offspring will be taken to the outskirts of town, where they will be left to die of exposure.

Either that, or possible adoption by a charitable shepard and his wife, who will then raise the girl-child until she one day meets her mother (unknowingly)on the road and kills her. Through extraordinary circumstances, the girl-child would then end up marrying ME, and all would be good until she finds out that I am her father. This, would naturally cause her great anguish, so she would end up blinding herself.

Tragic story. I've seen it a million times.

Submitted by knucklesnelson at 2005-02-28 13:47:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2005-02-28 13:46:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Funny Stuff.

Good post.

Submitted by dodahdave at 2005-02-28 13:43:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You know what I blame this on the breakdown of?

Society.

Submitted by congo at 2005-02-28 13:41:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

>>>
All I'm saying is if your daughter's wearing thongs and shor skirts, she's out letting some adult fuck her in the ass at an exctasy party...not having a slumber party at her girlfriend Jill's house.
>>>

Why can't it be both?

Submitted by ardubs at 2005-02-28 13:31:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yep.

Submitted by Chinaski at 2005-02-28 13:30:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

fuck.king.funny.

Submitted by Wazza at 2005-02-28 13:29:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yep, your not wrong man,thats the way it is when they are under 16 and comin at you
we call them jail bait!
And when the parents cant seem to take some sort of a hold on them and exercise restraint ,well
it is a hard world to live in ,especially when those young bitches are throwing themselves at you..

Submitted by fudgepacker at 2005-02-28 13:27:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i blame mtv.

and your mom.

nice writing.

Submitted by Jay Peg at 2005-02-28 13:22:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-28 13:06:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's a plus two because I just alerted the FBI pedophile task force to your post

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AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Pentameter at 2005-02-28 13:21:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hell fucking yes!

Like you said, no daughter of mine. I'd break both her legs and then shove them up her ass if she ever asked to wear anything remotely suggestive for her age.

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2005-02-28 13:19:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Me: so your number is? blah blah ok i'll call you when i run out of lotion blah blah

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Ahhhhh I always wondered why it takes a couple days for guys to call.

Submitted by maiorano84 at 2005-02-28 13:19:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Stop lying. You ran after that shit like four black guys chasing a basketball.

Submitted by TheSpook at 2005-02-28 13:14:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/44213

what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?

Submitted by Faithless_Whisper at 2005-02-28 13:14:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yeah!

Submitted by WildcatMcGee at 2005-02-28 13:13:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I feel the same way. I used to work with this super MILF at a bar. My best friend and I did everything we could to get in her pants and all we ever got was being flashed. We decided that it was no use because she was a "mom" and we would never get anywhere because of that. Then, she brought in her twin 6 year old daughters. The girls were six and were dressed like hookers; they even had makeup and high heels on. So, we let the mom go and decided we'd wait 12 years and fuck the daughters. We've got 8 years to go.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2005-02-28 13:13:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I was watching that God-awful show "My Super Sweet Sixteen" on MTV the other night, just for kicks, and all I could think was "These girls look like 35 year old strung-out hookers."

I don't get it. You have plenty of time to look like a fucked-over toss-up when you're in your 30's. Enjoy your youth. Don't need makeup? Don't wear it! Too young to have sex legally? Put your tits away for fuck's sake!

Just ask for ID. Age verification has kept me out of a couple of jams, believe you me.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2005-02-28 13:11:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2


what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?

Submitted by Adamdidit2u at 2005-02-28 13:06:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Here's a plus two because I just alerted the FBI pedophile task force to your post

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2005-02-28 13:06:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Ok then.


Selma: It's time to give away my love like so much cheap wine.

Homer: Take it to the hoop, Selma!

-- Homer Simpson
Principal Charming