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Learning About Goodbye

Submitted by stevie_says at 2005-03-05 23:41:49 EST
Rating: 1.88 on 125 ratings (125 reviews) (Review this item) (V)





Becka held onto Tigger with all her seven-year-old might. She hugged her pet close to her chest and rested her cheek on her cat’s head. The old cat mewed quietly and Becka felt another tear streak down her cheek.

She stopped walking. "Daddy, I won’t let you do this."

Her father, walking two paces ahead, stopped his slow strides. His shoulders slumped, but his grip on the rifle grew tighter. William sighed and turned to face his daughter. "Becka, Tigger is sick. Very sick. We’re helping him."

Becka felt her brother’s hand on her shoulder. Billy was ten and didn’t care about Tigger. He wasn’t crying at all, Becka thought bitterly. But Tigger was his pet too.

"But…but why?" Becka trembled, clutching Tigger tighter. He mewed louder this time, his sound strangled slightly by the girl’s arms.

William frowned. "Tigger is dying, angel. We’re going to help him die."

Becka sobbed. "I don’t want him to die! I love him!"

"He’s hurting, Becka," Billy said. "That dog hurt him real bad."

"No. Why can’t we take him to the vet? The vet can save him," Becka tried to take a step back, but Billy was still there.

Shaking his head, William knelt next to Becka, "No, he’d just do the same thing we’re doing. He’s hurt too bad. He’s just a barn cat, sweetie. He’s not worth the money we’d spend on him."

"He’s important to me. He’s worth it to me," Becka shook her head.

"Becka," William’s voice firmed. "You have to say goodbye. We have to do this."

"No!" Becka shouted. "He’s mine!"

"Becka, listen to daddy!" Billy snapped.

Becka’s small face contorted with an anger she’d never felt before. She couldn’t understand her feelings or what her father wanted to do. Tigger was still breathing. He was nuzzling her face right then and there, purring and trying to comfort her. But Becka could feel the differences in Tigger’s body since the big, mean dog had grabbed him. He was bleeding from wounds all over his body. He felt softer. He would cry when she tried to touch him. Why was he hurting?

"What will happen to him when he dies?" Becka asked.

William stood and sighed. "God will send an angel to take him to heaven. He’ll be with all the other pets. He won’t hurt anymore, Becka."

Becka froze. What was she doing? Could she do this? She lifted up Tigger and gazed into his eyes. One was filled with blood and leaking large tears. The other was still clear and bright. The cat’s eyes slowly met Becka’s. With the look, Becka asked forgiveness.

She kissed the top of her pet’s head and gently handed him to her father. She felt Billy take her hand and turn to lead her away.

They had walked ten paces when they heard the shot.

Then another.

And another.

They both turned to see what was wrong.

It turns out the cat was an alien. It bit off their faces and took off for it’s hidden alien craft in the woods.

Fucking alien cats.











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Submitted by icarus1987 at 2008-10-19 23:43:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I was about to cry, but the little girl and hick family got eaten, so it's alright.

Submitted by stevie_says at 2008-10-19 22:27:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I was great, once.

Submitted by experima at 2008-10-19 21:57:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited at 2007-05-25 11:52:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Did not see that coming.

Submitted by coley at 2006-11-05 00:33:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

Submitted by Amontillado at 2006-11-05 00:08:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Glorious.

Submitted by darko at 2006-06-24 03:51:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Best post ever?

Submitted by cuberat at 2006-04-12 09:40:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

har har alien cat

Submitted by absolutes at 2005-06-27 19:18:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 and a vote in UberMadness

Submitted by stevie_says at 2005-06-19 01:34:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

If you're reading this VOTE FOR ME!

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2005-06-18 22:11:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

God damn you, Stevie...

I almost had tears, and then that...

Fucker. *heh*

Submitted by williamson at 2005-06-08 03:09:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You can count on my vote Stevie.

Submitted by stevie_says at 2005-06-08 02:43:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

It shows my 'range.'

OH GOD IT'S TOO LATE TO CHANGE MY REFERENCE POST!

...I need to go breathe into a bag or something...

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-06-04 01:27:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I've never seen this post before.

It kind of sucks, steve. I don't see how you are going to stand in ubermadness.

Submitted by stevie_says at 2005-05-23 03:02:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

PICK ME, OH GLORIOUS UBERMADNESS COMMITTEE!!

Submitted by stevie_says at 2005-05-08 22:08:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Horrah for awesome!

Submitted by VoRn at 2005-05-08 09:20:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Pure awesome.

Submitted by drstrangedhruv at 2005-05-04 14:40:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by moi at 2005-04-20 01:43:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ok that was good....it started out so sad....and ended hilariusly

Submitted by maximus3000 at 2005-04-20 01:41:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

heh heh heh. Very fucking cool.

Submitted by Creepy_guy at 2005-04-20 01:26:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Right on!

Submitted by Wazza at 2005-04-12 03:50:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

and i just like to put commas wherever,even posted onto alien cats .ha ha ha ha ha

Submitted by stevie_says at 2005-04-12 03:19:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by williamson at 2005-04-07 23:29:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

12000 hits man. Lucky B@W bastard.

Submitted by stevie_says at 2005-03-19 05:19:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You're my boy, Wazz. You're my BOY!

Submitted by Wazza at 2005-03-19 05:16:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You man, are the one that invented suspense!

Submitted by stevie_says at 2005-03-19 05:00:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

ARG! Get to 100 reviews already!

Submitted by Affinity at 2005-03-17 09:36:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I hope that your cats probe you all up the arse

Submitted by RyuFu at 2005-03-17 08:49:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hoooly shit did that make me laugh

Submitted by lisist at 2005-03-16 23:06:08 EST (#)
Rating: 1

So...how do you know which ones are the fucking alien cats and which ones are normal.....Will my cat rip my face off? Or just suck the air out of my lungs while I'm sleeping?

Submitted by chipolatte at 2005-03-16 22:47:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Faithless_Whisper at 2005-03-15 13:53:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

At first I wanted to hate you. I personally hate "I love my yummy pet, why did he have to die?" crap. or, have you read the rainbow bridge crap? made me roil in rage. But fuck. This rocked. It rocked hard.

Submitted by ess-arr at 2005-03-15 13:39:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

nice

Submitted by Wazza at 2005-03-14 03:37:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Your a wizard, Stevie wonder.

Submitted by zakalwe at 2005-03-13 17:11:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Shit, this made B@W! Fucker.

Submitted by Awko at 2005-03-13 06:44:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Ed_0150 at 2005-03-13 06:20:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That fucking Ruled.

Submitted by darko at 2005-03-11 20:56:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

On a completly unrelated post http://www.ubersite.com/m/61670

Submitted by Wazza at 2005-03-11 20:54:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

GREAT POST!!!!

Submitted by RamJetMax at 2005-03-11 20:47:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by nrduncan at 2005-03-11 16:21:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Teephphah at 2005-03-11 14:43:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-03-10 04:48:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

This being on B@W kind of ruins it because your expecting a suprise funny ending.
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That actually didn't happen for me. The writing was good enough (and by that I mean "excellent") to pull it off. I spent the first three quarters of the post wondering what the fuck was going on and why did Bart put THIS on B@W?

Then the ending.

Awesome.

Congratulations on B@W. You are 733T now, so you can do whatever the fuck you want.

Submitted by Cryopaul at 2005-03-11 13:44:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Serves them right for trying to be cheap and not pay for the cat. But those alien cats do suck.

Submitted by EbolaMay at 2005-03-10 19:48:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by WorldSick at 2005-03-10 19:35:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You have brightened my day.

Submitted by foodman at 2005-03-10 12:51:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Damn you! I've been planning something like this for months. Oh, well. Expertly executed...My hat's off to you.

Submitted by - at 2005-03-10 05:02:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

that's just hilarious

Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron at 2005-03-10 04:48:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This being on B@W kind of ruins it because your expecting a suprise funny ending.

Submitted by stevie_says at 2005-03-09 22:09:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

No tits, but one hot pussy.

FUCK I'm funny.

Submitted by screamfeeder at 2005-03-09 20:14:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-03-09 17:03:36 EST (#)
Rating: 1

This sure got a lot of hits...without a picture of anyones tits. Nice.

Submitted by Rawrg at 2005-03-09 16:43:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Best post evar!!1

Submitted by the_lone_stranger at 2005-03-09 16:05:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-03-06 14:03:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm jerking off right now
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SAME HERE

Submitted by Wazza at 2005-03-09 14:00:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

mEOOOOOOOOWa

Submitted by espo at 2005-03-09 12:40:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

something this fucked up had to make it on B@W.

good story.

Submitted by potatomanjack at 2005-03-09 12:27:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

God Damnit

Submitted by Rawrg at 2005-03-09 06:50:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm rating this again because this is the first thing in a long time that's made B@W that actually deserves to be there.

Submitted by TimeCop at 2005-03-08 23:47:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

And the award goes to...

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious at 2005-03-08 22:31:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Pure gold.

Submitted by Gnome at 2005-03-08 17:43:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i'm mailing this to my friends.

Pure gold.

Submitted by Holz at 2005-03-08 16:12:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-03-08 15:46:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

fuckin alien cats

Submitted by jayjonze at 2005-03-08 15:01:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Thanks Stevie, This is Great
B@W WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Submitted by spedmonkey at 2005-03-08 14:55:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by pantsarestupid at 2005-03-08 14:26:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I was crying. Really.

Bastard.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin at 2005-03-08 12:33:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

best post I've seen on B@W in a while.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge at 2005-03-08 11:57:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I missed this one.

Submitted by Duke_Diggler at 2005-03-08 11:48:14 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2005-03-08 11:28:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Tigger's Revenge

Submitted by Siren at 2005-03-08 01:28:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Gizmo at 2005-03-07 22:42:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fucking awesome

Congrats B@W

Submitted by AJ at 2005-03-07 21:57:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I read this at 3 AM last night and forgot to rate it.

Submitted by geeohcities at 2005-03-07 21:02:49 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Didn't do it for me, sorry. Well done on B@W.

Submitted by youarsoghey at 2005-03-07 18:39:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Nice.

Submitted by Wiggles at 2005-03-07 18:32:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I think the biggest pat on the back goes to Bart, for actually putting something as unorthodox as this on B@W. I don't think any similar Ubersite posts have ever made B@W.

Whore-ay for Bart!





And the author of the post.

Submitted by darko at 2005-03-07 17:25:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy shit, this actually made B@W???
Congratufuckinglations!

Submitted by Wazza at 2005-03-07 15:14:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That is a cool post man.

Submitted by emxel at 2005-03-07 15:05:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

My cat died two weeks ago and I cried then, but this still made me laugh out loud.

Submitted by stevie_says at 2005-03-07 14:33:30 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I think I deserve some cake. Mmm cake.

Submitted by Rawrg at 2005-03-07 14:21:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Wiggles at 2005-03-07 13:20:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hahahaha

Submitted by nwalma at 2005-03-07 12:58:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Unexpected ending (+1), but a lame story anyway (-1).

Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee at 2005-03-07 12:22:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by SullyThePirate at 2005-03-07 12:08:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Nice.

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2005-03-07 11:05:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

My cat looks just like the one in the pic....... should I be worried??

Awesome ending!

Submitted by Rawrg at 2005-03-07 10:40:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

A piece that certainly deserved it. Way to go Steve.

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2005-03-07 09:54:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Congratulations on B@W. And this is still a funny thing to read the third time around.

Submitted by icon at 2005-03-07 09:36:30 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Brilliant.

Submitted by sparkle_pink at 2005-03-07 03:04:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Congratulations on your max hottness for being a max hottie!!

And for getting on B@W! Yesssss!

Submitted by stevie_says at 2005-03-07 03:02:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

B@W! STEVE IS THE MAN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Submitted by precision at 2005-03-06 21:54:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

figures....

Submitted by Rawrg at 2005-03-06 21:44:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You won the mystery streaker contest. Oh yeah, B@W!!!

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2005-03-06 20:50:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by williamson at 2005-03-06 19:04:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Saw it coming.

Submitted by jayjonze at 2005-03-06 18:56:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

How is this not on B@W yet?

Submitted by TragicKingdom at 2005-03-06 18:46:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

LMAO how awesome.

Submitted by munkeypants at 2005-03-06 17:27:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

excellent!!

Submitted by RideJohnnyRide at 2005-03-06 17:02:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh man that was beautiful

Submitted by zakalwe at 2005-03-06 15:30:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

stunning

Submitted by Demolocke at 2005-03-06 15:19:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-06 14:51:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, what an ending
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This post in all its greatness inspired Wazza to use a comma correctly.

B@W

Submitted by darko at 2005-03-06 15:15:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

After reckless consideration, I nominated this for B@W for it's sheer asskickery.

B@W

Submitted by Rawrg at 2005-03-06 14:55:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

After careful consideration, I'm nominating this for B@W for it's simplicity and pure greatness.


B@W

Submitted by Wazza at 2005-03-06 14:51:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Wow, what an ending,very clever.

Submitted by Spooner at 2005-03-06 14:10:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Definitely good, but I skipped right to the end and ruined it. =(

Submitted by shitfuck at 2005-03-06 14:03:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm jerking off right now

Submitted by BigJoe at 2005-03-06 13:52:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Nice. I always thought cats were weird.

Submitted by Avals at 2005-03-06 13:48:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You sick fucking fuck!
I guess these bastards deserved it, though, so here's a +2.

Submitted by thecaes at 2005-03-06 13:18:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well that was...unexpected.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2005-03-06 11:58:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Heheh.

Submitted by Jay_Bassman at 2005-03-06 09:56:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-03-06 01:44:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't have words to describe how unexpected and COMPLETELY AWESOME that ending was.

I wish I could do this post justice in this review.

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2005-03-06 09:38:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Supah-fly!

Submitted by Circe at 2005-03-06 09:01:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Submitted by Pentameter at 2005-03-06 08:40:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA! Awesome!

Submitted by Evil_Morg at 2005-03-06 05:22:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I’m siding with the alien cat. Anyone that takes me behind the barn to finish me off is going to get their face bit off. Also I’m an alien.

Submitted by sparkle_pink at 2005-03-06 04:31:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm laughing and crying at the same time. Oh the humanity.

Submitted by MrWillard at 2005-03-06 04:19:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Banga3386 at 2005-03-06 04:08:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You are a son of a bitch. A real shit stomper with a damned funny name.

Prick.


Banga

Submitted by aceyloulou at 2005-03-06 02:37:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That was fucking awesome. I was all tearing up about that poor girl and her cat, what a great ending. Fuckin awesome!

Submitted by kaos-king at 2005-03-06 02:11:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Very Good

Submitted by Demolocke at 2005-03-06 01:44:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I don't have words to describe how unexpected and COMPLETELY AWESOME that ending was.

I wish I could do this post justice in this review.

Submitted by stevie_says at 2005-03-06 01:21:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Second last line - "it's" should be "its."

Fuckin' punctuation. Always fucking with me.

Submitted by darko at 2005-03-06 00:57:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Greatness

Submitted by stardamage at 2005-03-06 00:02:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hahahahaha!

Submitted by Rawrg at 2005-03-05 23:56:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HAHAHAHAAHAA. Nice.

Submitted by jayjonze at 2005-03-05 23:45:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

B@W


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