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Shlongy and His Fans - A Uber Love Affair - Part Deux

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-13 22:13:02 EDT
Rating: 0.49 on 145 ratings (145 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

What's YOUR favorite Shlongy Hate Post?

http://www.ubersite.com/m/40830 I'm calling you out Shlongy!!!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43979 Shlongy, my sister doesn't want you sending pics of yourself anymore.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/44883 In response to Shlongy: "It was around midnight...” Continued.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45203 For Shlongy, and anyone else who is running out of ideas.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48191 Shlongy, I'm Sorry You Had To Hear it Like This, But I Raped your Dad in the Face and Ass.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/49365 Bart and Shlongy Raped a Poor African 5-Year-old Boy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51458 Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51458 Shlongy / NSFW!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51602 shlongy is a pedophile!! he wants to rape me!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52671 Happy Thanksgiving and picture for Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52813 Mrs Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53033 Shlongy Camwhore see it here first.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53084 Shlongy has driven me out of Ubersite. Goodbye you fucknuts
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53551 I am Going to Murder Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53736 Merry Christmas to All. TACOS FOR EVERYONE!!! (...Except Shlongy)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54204 Where's SHLONGY?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54583 Team Shlongy (golf)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54787 In Response To SHLONGY"S comment on his last post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54867 Uberpoll #5487215, WARNING:SHITPOST : MNSFW : NOT ABOUT SHLONGY
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55167 Shlongy. The man, the myth.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55238 Shlongy Got Plastered and Killed a Retard
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55256 shlongy didn't get his donkey punch for xmas
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55839 Shlongy Drinkin a 40 oz.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56225 Shlongy, Davros and WhatTheHell observe TigerLilly test-pilot new vibrator suit circa yesterday

http://www.ubersite.com/m/56711 Do you detest Shlongy?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57907 Awww Shlongy can't post a pic. -CAMWHORE
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59687 Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:23:53 (#)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59691 Shlongy Apology
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59693 Shlongy finally finds the answer he's been searching for
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59695 They call me MR. Shlongy.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60067 Exclusive Mrs. Shlongy picture here
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60073 The Uber Insider - The Truth About Mrs. Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60509 Say It Isn't So...Shlongy...Leaving Uber??
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61044 The REAL Shlongy (complete with insider information and pictures)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61340 I hired a detective to take a photo of Shlongy at his new job...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62003 Gee, I Wonder If Shlongy Will Like This One
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62933 Shlongy tricked me into having this monster hangover
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62942 Not Animal-Friendly: The Brakefield Chronicles Vol. 7 (for Shlongy)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63421 Re: Tom's Balloon Ass Getting Penetrated By Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63490 Anything and Everything About Shlongy - A Masterpiece
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64229 I Challenge Shlongy to a rip battle in Front of Everyone! Lets see him back down/ lose badly

http://www.ubersite.com/m/42133 I strongly dislike SCHLONGY
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45800 Tribute to Schlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48254 Schlongy is an asshole
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48301 Schlongy is a Cool Cat
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49278 SCHLONGY GETS A DEVOTION POSt!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52354 A question for homeowners and a prime Monday Morning opportunity for schlongy et al to get that first loki -2ing of the week out of the way so they can get on with sucking at life

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54082 Schlongy says....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54083 Schlongy says....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55290 Schlongy cock Porsche NSFW!@#$#@$@#*%
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55295 What I got Schlongy for Xmas
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57566 The elusive Schlongy finally caught on camera!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60850 Adamdidit2u vs. Schlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63805 I believe I Image Googled Schlongy....

http://www.ubersite.com/m/45899 The Genius Behind the Schlong
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51786 SHLONGYS real CAMWHORE
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54996 I found this book in my room, and I thought of Shlongy's mom
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56767 Shlongy's TRUE IDENTITY revealed
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56838 Bring back Shlongy's gay lover - and Random Joe!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57957 Shlongy's Epiphany (Part 1)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60537 The truth about Shlongy's Departure from Uber!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64226 Shlongy's Insult Repertoire


There may be more but this was exhausting.
WhatTheHell seems to be the leader in the clubhouse with 10. Nice going, Ace.


I am in the mood to eat some beaver right about now, but alas, I might have to settle for a beer.

No problem here, kids!!!


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Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-12-18 19:18:28 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Excuse me...April of 2005.

I'm alrady into the brown liquor.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-12-18 19:11:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

...And this club has certainly grown since April of 2009.

But it's the kind of club no one should want to be in.

Submitted by catscradle at 2009-12-18 18:11:41 EST (#)
Rating: 0

This Schlongy character has a fanclub.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-10-28 18:24:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Can someone please add the "tribute" posts from the last 4 years plus to this list for me?

I'll pay you.

For the guys, in golf balls.

For the broads, in cunnilingus.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-06-22 13:44:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Front page news.

Submitted by johnny.b.dumb at 2009-04-03 19:51:25 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

yes. Hack & plagiarist. Part Deux indeed ;) By all means you should steal from the best IF you're going to steal, but no matter whom you sample you're a hack & a plagiarist BECAUSE you do.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-04-03 19:04:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Have you read any of my posts, Johnny?

I'm not disagreeing that I'm a "hack", if that's what you wish to call me.

But plagiarist?

A) Who on Uber would I even want to copy?
2) My posts are so much better than the rest of Uber combined...why would I copy anyone here...and how?

Sheeeshhh....

Submitted by johnny.b.dumb at 2009-04-03 18:48:27 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

hack & plagiarist. That about sums you up, shlongee. It's fine if that's what you want to be ;)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-04-03 11:52:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Uhhhh, Johnny...Care to run that one by me one more time...maybe this time, in English?

Submitted by johnny.b.dumb at 2009-04-03 11:27:57 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Dude , you're totaly derivative. You have no original thought of your own. You are a hack. And you copy your idol like he's your pope without even knowing it, I suspect. This post is about as much as you can get up to unaided, i.e a list of other posts.Veeeerry original. Other than that, I'm all in favour

Submitted by Shlongy at 2008-07-25 13:22:52 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I lost interest in Uber in June, 2006.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2008-07-25 13:21:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i cant believe you went to so much effort on this post

what happened

Submitted by Shlongy at 2008-07-25 13:07:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I would imagine that there are 4 times this many now for Shlongy.

I mean, this list was compiled after just 8 months on Uber.

Maybe one of my Uber sluts would be interested in compiling the list and the links?


Submitted by apollo88 at 2008-07-25 13:01:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i'd do one of these for me but the post list maxes out at 200 and that doesn't go back far enough.

<sighs>

such is the life of an A Lister.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2008-07-25 12:47:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Would anyone care to compile the COMPLETE list, now that we've had three more years to think about it?

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2008-01-05 11:24:52 EST (#)
Rating: -2

If I ever attempted to copy any thing remotely related to you then I would have had to been drunk, stoned, in a coma, and fucking your wife. 3 out of 4 options have already happened, but I won't be in a coma as long as I can foresee so get over that notion, bread end.

Submitted by Merlina at 2007-10-05 11:10:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-10-05 10:57:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

haha

nice resume

Submitted by ess-arr at 2006-06-07 18:14:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/86514

my personal favorte, though I should have put Shlong in the title.

Submitted by Danzxc at 2005-07-28 23:54:23 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

You still suck dick -2 bitch

Submitted by zakalwe at 2005-07-09 11:44:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

no, or the list would be a LOT longer.

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-07-09 08:50:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I'm baffled by all these of posts about shlongy- does everyone who he calls a dipshit make one?

Submitted by BubbaEarl at 2005-06-28 15:50:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

this is impressive you decrepit piece of shit.

Submitted by simple_catalyst at 2005-06-27 22:07:04 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-18 22:13:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

That's very nice of you to say, Pentabeaver. You must be smart enough not to take one of my reviews personally. Thanks.

Submitted by Pentameter at 2005-04-18 19:41:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Missed this one.

And thanks for your honesty. I sincerely appreciate it.

Submitted by knucklesnelson at 2005-04-18 10:15:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-04-17 22:23:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Go eat another ice cream sandwich."""

haha

Submitted by CanucksFan at 2005-04-17 16:04:28 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-16 22:11:36 (#)
Ranking: -2

Homo.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-15 21:25:28 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

kai- You fat , ignorant , jealous fuck.

Go eat another ice cream sandwich.

Submitted by WhatTheHell at 2005-04-15 13:07:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-04-15 12:27:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

Smeggalicious, smeggy! Too bad you're still a fucktard who likes to fight with 14 year old boys on the 'Net. I bet you lick their heads, too. Anything to get "a rise"...

I think you suck. -2.
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MY GOD IS THIS KID A FUCKING RETARD!!

Submitted by kai070169 at 2005-04-15 12:27:34 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Smeggalicious, smeggy! Too bad you're still a fucktard who likes to fight with 14 year old boys on the 'Net. I bet you lick their heads, too. Anything to get "a rise"...

I think you suck. -2.

Submitted by WhatTheHell at 2005-04-15 10:59:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ALL GOLFERS WEAR FUNNY PANTS, and I'm sure YOU are no exception.

Darren Clarke ??

Was he one of the husbands on "Bewitched", back in the 70's ??

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-15 10:51:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I DO NOT WEAR FANCY PANTS!

Speaking of clown pants, you should have seen the outstanding plaid trousers that Darren Clarke was sporting when he shot 65 at Harbour Town yesterday.

Submitted by WhatTheHell at 2005-04-15 10:22:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

CHANGE THIS, CLOWNPANTS!!

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-15 09:58:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I like it when you're on top, Soley.
Keep doing that.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER at 2005-04-15 09:54:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

HAHAHA, eat shit and die, you narcisstic fuck.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity at 2005-04-15 09:52:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

It makes a refreshing change, me on top of you, doesn't it?!

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-15 09:49:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Hey! No rating changes, asshole.

You already +2ed.

Now get back in here and fix your mistake.

Submitted by WhatTheHell at 2005-04-15 09:36:44 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

RESPECT THIS, CLOWNPANTS!

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-15 08:37:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Next time, respect it with at least a +1!

Submitted by Bigmike at 2005-04-14 22:46:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-14 22:15:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

Anything interesting that happens to me, I'm sure the fuck not sharing with THIS bunch.

You gotta respect that.

I think I'll just stick with posting complete and utter shit, thank you.


I can respect that.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-14 22:16:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Because, as they say in the business, I'm good at it.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-14 22:15:46 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Anything interesting that happens to me, I'm sure the fuck not sharing with THIS bunch.

You gotta respect that.

I think I'll just stick with posting complete and utter shit, thank you.

Submitted by Bigmike at 2005-04-14 22:12:08 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:04:44 (#)
Ranking: -1

Why is BigMike- a fellow Upstate New Yorker if I remember correctly - suddenly down on Shlongy?



Because, as they used to say back in the day, your rap is getting old.

I still like you Shlong man, I just would like to see something different from you. like, let's say, something interesting maybe.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-14 21:53:51 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I'm a bit disappointed...I figured that when WTH showed up, I could gather a couple hundred hits and a bunch of heat on his smack alone.

Goddammit.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-14 21:17:12 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Hey...I'm hammered! What a surprise.

Submitted by joedaddy at 2005-04-14 15:55:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

This is for "hockey helmut"
I'd say the odds are 7/5

Submitted by WhatTheHell at 2005-04-14 14:41:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This post is gayer than....


hey wait?........ I'm IN this post, 10 times evidently.


I AM WHAT THE HELL, AND I ENDORSE THIS POST!

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-04-14 14:38:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:19:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:21:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

Bulgarian beer? Eww... Gross.
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Is this guy for fucking real?

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What the fuck are you talking about? Or course I'm "for fucking real". And what the fuck does that have to do with anything??? BULGARIAN BEER??? EWW!!! GROSS!!

Submitted by munkeypants at 2005-04-14 12:21:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-14 11:49:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Have fun, fellas...Gotta go watch some golf.

Darren Clarke is going low this morning. (6 under through 12)

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-04-14 11:46:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-14 11:39:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

If I decided to learn another language, I'm sure that I would do a far better job at whining in it than you do."""

haha, that's one hell of an argument buddy. I guess you can always tell people you're awesome when you don't get wet huh? Fucking loser. Plus my rating is higher than yours and my entire account has been spammed by Shlongy's mentor about ten times. I rest my case.

I'm an intellectual? Thanks Shlong!

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The rantings of an "internet reject" do you know what one of those is?

If not refer back to the hypocrisy a couple of reviews ago and find out.

I thought Canadians were supposed to be reasonably intelligent. If I was one, I'd be bitterly embarassed that you were spruiking them all the time.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-04-14 11:43:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/64226#1266104

That is a masterpiece, your English professor would roll over in his grave if he saw this.

Lucky you gave him plenty of handjobs to keep him happy.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-04-14 11:39:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

If I decided to learn another language, I'm sure that I would do a far better job at whining in it than you do."""

haha, that's one hell of an argument buddy. I guess you can always tell people you're awesome when you don't get wet huh? Fucking loser. Plus my rating is higher than yours and my entire account has been spammed by Shlongy's mentor about ten times. I rest my case.

I'm an intellectual? Thanks Shlong!

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-04-14 11:29:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-14 11:27:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Caul gets his intellectual ass kicked from TWO different time zones and hemispheres in one day!

Sfagnum- don't forget my +2's, dipshit. If you're gonna argue with that purse-swinger, please leave my +2's under the doormat.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-04-14 11:23:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

If you are here, then you are obviously a fucking internet reject too.

If I decided to learn another language, I'm sure that I would do a far better job at whining in it than you do.

And no, I'm not queer. But thanks for offering.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-04-14 11:20:34 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

you doesn't = you don't... sorry 'bout that tantouse.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-04-14 11:19:45 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Are you serious? My fucking fecal matter writes better English than this... Just admit you are retarded and be done with it, Moron."""

English is my second language idiot. I'd like to see you write in another language. That will never happen of course, but if it did, you would find that you doesn't always feel like rereading yourself. Especially when you're arguing with Internet rejects.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-04-14 11:10:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-14 10:23:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

Your tendency to beg for a blowjob by one the Uber ugly bitches would indicate otherwise. You pathetic little 50 years old loser.

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Are you serious? My fucking fecal matter writes better English than this... Just admit you are retarded and be done with it, Moron.



Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-14 11:01:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Nah...not the British.

I have a busload of British fans- they're the ones with decent teeth and good taste.

It's mostly the high school kids who lock their bedroom doors and stay up all night playing on-line video games, popping zits, masturbating to internet porn, and ignoring their mums and dads as they pound on the door , screaming at them to turn OFF the computer and go to sleep.

Submitted by mrwolf at 2005-04-14 10:56:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:21:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

The "Nightime Moron Brigade's" -2's will soon be neutralized by the "people with lives and brains" who patrol Uber during the day.

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You mean the British?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-14 10:55:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You mean, you're not getting paid for this Teeph?

You need a new agent.

bart's tossing $100 dollar bills at me, just for keeping the heart of this shithole beating.


Anyone else going over to the MCI Heritage this afternoon?

Submitted by Teephphah at 2005-04-14 10:53:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Truly, you are a god amungst dorks. If only there was some way to make money off getting the panties of internet nerds into a bunch.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-04-14 10:50:39 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Everything you ever wanted to know about Shlongy
User id: 10879
Registered on or around: 2004-08-02 17:37:55
# Messages posted: 75
# Reviews written: 10355
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 4007
# Hits: 72380
Average rating of all messages: 0.16

10 thousand + reviews in 7 months and I'm lonely?

There is no such thing as a HOT Uber woman except for maybe for 2 or 3 exception.
Although I can understand that when you're a scrawny little 50 years old reject you might have to lower your standards.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-14 10:45:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

PS. I only beg for blowjobs from the HOT Uber bitches, dillhole.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-14 10:44:14 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Thanks for the hits, Mr. Lonely. Try relaxing your spincter, dipshit. You're all wound up.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-04-14 10:39:44 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

another -2...just for giggles

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-04-14 10:39:14 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-14 10:33:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

Does this whiny bitch speak English at all??
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Yes, and I'm probably better than you.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-04-14 10:34:45 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

By the way, did you notice you indirectly called me gay and again refered to my origins (OMG! I'm french-canadian! Who knew?! LOL!1) ???

Do you have a template for you replies or do you just suck?

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-04-14 10:33:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Does this whiny bitch speak English at all??

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-04-14 10:23:11 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I don't mind any rating. But you don't even read the posts you fucking idiot. You just drop by, look for a picture, throw in a -2 and an unfunny review.

I checked the stats: -15 on 19 = -0.79

I do have a lot of free time at work, but I'm far from lonely. Your tendency to beg for a blowjob by one the Uber ugly bitches would indicate otherwise. You pathetic little 50 years old loser.

Go away Eric Rice.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-14 10:10:18 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Caul, you effeminate asshole - I give out LOTS of PLUS 2's. Check the stats.

Why should I give you one? Your posts suck ass. You're bitter...lonely....and French Canadien.

Don't blame me.

Now don't throw a hissy...I'd hate to have you try and hit me with your purse.

Submitted by Merlina at 2005-04-14 10:08:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

you telling me we've NEVER fallen out?

what ever?


Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-04-14 10:07:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-14 09:50:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

But it didn't have "Shlongy" or "Schlongy" in the title, dipshit!

I Googled all of these...then it took me an hour and a half to cut & paste this mess.

An hour and a half of my life I can't get back.

Sorry...maybe someday, you'll take ANOTHER shot at me and we'll get you the credit - and the hits - you so richly deserve.

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I don't think I can be bothered wasting any more valuable milliseconds on your retardedness.

I thought for a guy as smart as you CLAIM to be you would remember that one, seeing as it was the most informative so far.

But hey, it was like 5 days ago, a senile old man like yourself can't be expected to recall something that happened THAT long ago.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-04-14 09:59:24 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I'll answer my reply for you because I'm nice. Shlongy: "Suck my dick you fucking faggot frog french fag, mon ami dipshit"

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-04-14 09:57:03 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Bigmike is spot on. Fetish also craved for the tremendous negative attention he got to put up for his lack of talent. The only reason why you and him get it is because you -2 just about everything, not because you're funny or special.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-14 09:54:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Y'all should hit some of these links...some of them a re fucking hilarious....Most of the are shit, but it's worth wading through them to find the diamonds.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-14 09:50:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

But it didn't have "Shlongy" or "Schlongy" in the title, dipshit!

I Googled all of these...then it took me an hour and a half to cut & paste this mess.

An hour and a half of my life I can't get back.

Sorry...maybe someday, you'll take ANOTHER shot at me and we'll get you the credit - and the hits - you so richly deserve.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-04-14 09:40:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

You left this one out you fucking useless cunt! http://www.ubersite.com/m/63717

I never stop when it comes to giving you FREE publicity and you forget my tribute post.

Perhaps you really are an old, pathetic and senile retard....

To say that I'm not surprised would be an understatement.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-14 09:21:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Johnson- I don't believe that anyone said that this room is composed of original thinkers.

Christ, half the posters are high school and college dorkuses, whose last real inter-personal communication was when mommy yelled at them to "take out the garbage".

And I don't see too many of them lining up as future writers for Letterman or a comedy sitcom.

Most of them are happy if they can put their shirt on without it winding up inside out, and even happier if they remember to wash their hands - and face - after their daily wack-off session.

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson at 2005-04-14 08:56:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

to the people who crap on about him being unoriginal - maybe you should write a hate post about him - i'm pretty sure it's never been done.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-14 08:41:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

jeanneee- I'm sorry...I forgot about yours. I only Googled "Shlongy" and "Schlongy".

I'm sure there are many that I forgot.

Just like you forgot to +2 this piece of shit post.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-14 08:38:09 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

No kidding...should be +2.43, assmunch.

Submitted by gtz at 2005-04-14 08:30:18 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

.43? I don't think so.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2005-04-14 08:30:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

HAHAHAHAAA!

Shlongy is our resident ballbuster.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity at 2005-04-14 08:24:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

A few of these posts have made me howl.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2005-04-14 08:17:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Hey you forgot my tribute.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u at 2005-04-14 08:06:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/61340 I hired a detective to take a photo of Shlongy at his new job...


Hands down that one rules all


I can't believe that there are THAT many posts about you, holy shit...

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-14 07:41:00 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

After much research and debate, we have come up with at least one major conclusion:

Uberite teenagers and those posters with bad complexions, and little money do not like Shlongy.

Too fucking bad.

Submitted by zakalwe at 2005-04-14 05:06:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT HEAT HEAT

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-04-14 03:35:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

you sure get a lot of hate.

and in answer to your question, no I am not going to be on the dole, I am rather wealthy like yourself old boy.

In fact, I am going on a golf trip Friday-Tuesday in Dublin.

I don't, however, gamble. Mostly 'cos I am shit at it.


Submitted by lush at 2005-04-14 02:16:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I love them all.

Submitted by someone at 2005-04-14 01:19:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:21:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

Bulgarian beer? Eww... Gross.
====

Is this guy for fucking real?

Submitted by munkeypants at 2005-04-14 00:27:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:14:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

This oughta keep the morons busy for a couple of days while I enjoy the MCI Heritage. An unbelieveable body of work.

------------------------

I was actually going to -2 this.

But then I saw this comment.

And I saw the humor.


Submitted by Chinaski at 2005-04-14 00:26:29 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

This deserves the +2 I'm giving it. Here- *rank* +2. Awesome.

Submitted by ThineJericho at 2005-04-14 00:26:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oooh, look at that heat.

Submitted by lordofthedance at 2005-04-14 00:24:22 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

This has become my favourite Shlongy hate post.

Way to suck at life.

Submitted by madmadunic at 2005-04-14 00:15:27 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

loser

Submitted by Sassmasterr at 2005-04-14 00:12:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

that one

Submitted by chipolatte at 2005-04-13 23:36:37 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:52:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

you're manipulating ubersite in a way that it has oft been manipulated.

good for you?


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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:16:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry- I can't have fucking homosexual 18-year-olds -2-ing me, as an adult, for no reason other than their lack of worldly experiences along with their lack of a sense of sarcasm and humor.

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I didn't minus 2 you, you idiot. But I will now for your complete fall from grace. I guess you're just getting blind, old man. Go listen to some Rancid.

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-04-13 23:21:53 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Bulgarian beer? Eww... Gross...

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-13 23:21:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

G'night, fans. See you on Most Heated tomorrow.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-13 23:17:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Was that you, in the bushes, with the telephoto lens sticking out?

I thought it was just some jilted broad.

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-04-13 23:17:36 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Shlongy??

Submitted by The_Fan at 2005-04-13 23:15:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You fuckers should thank me. I saw Schlongy walking down the street on his way to kick some of your asses, but I talked him out of it. I even took a picture for proof:
http://www.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/9/99/Elephant_penis.jpg

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-04-13 23:14:51 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Heated in 2 hours.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-13 23:13:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

As an added bonus, you only spelled 6 words incorrectly in your last post!!!

Coupled with the 9 major grammatical errors and lack of punctuation and capitalization, I can see that I'm dealing with someone WAYYYYY out of my league!

You tenth graders sure are a tough bunch!

Nice job, Mr. Wizard.

Submitted by CanucksFan at 2005-04-13 23:12:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

-2die

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-13 23:10:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

"Picking on me..."???

BUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahah


No, that's alright. Carry on, Corky.
Your lameass "insults" make the rest of Uber look like master artisans and wordsmiths.

Everyone likes to laugh at retards so please, don't go anywhere.

Submitted by frap at 2005-04-13 23:08:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Shlongy if you admit your a fat rotten vagina I will stop picking on you

You are losing the little respect people had for you

You are an embarrasement

Everyone thought you were totally gonna "pwn" me so hard when I said you had no dick and no skills/talent

but you did nothing

your a waste of skin

share it with burn victums, your wasting it

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-13 23:06:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

In less than 8 months, no less. Quite impressive total hatred.

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-04-13 23:05:59 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Shlongy?

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-04-13 23:05:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

HAHAHAHAHA Holy fuck that's a lot of hate posts

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-13 23:03:25 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I didn't think those two morons were the SAME moron.

I just thought they were boyfriend and boyfriend.

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-04-13 22:59:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Frap = lordofthedance.

Now THAT'S funny.

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-04-13 22:52:23 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

They're right you know, if we stopped giving you attention you'd fade away and eventually slip out of the consciousness of uber. But we won't let that happen.

Submitted by chipolatte at 2005-04-13 22:52:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

you're manipulating ubersite in a way that it has oft been manipulated.

good for you?

Submitted by proofofpurchase at 2005-04-13 22:49:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I remain neutral. Afterall, you did call me classy. When you said, "by classy, I mean big and fat", did you really mean that? Or were you just describing how your dad's dick felt when he crammed it in your mouth?

Either way, you DO know how to shake up uberland. Touche.

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-04-13 22:45:56 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Mine wasn't a hate post so much... And yeah, the last one on the list is definitely the best. By far. I think everybody should read it.

Oh, yeah, and this post sucked.

Submitted by ThineJericho at 2005-04-13 22:43:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Thought about reading through them .. and realized I didn't care. Funny, nonetheless.

Nice to have a following though.

Submitted by lordofthedance at 2005-04-13 22:42:13 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I thought so.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/64229

Now that's funny.

Submitted by frap at 2005-04-13 22:42:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

While Shlongy brags about how smart/big/sweet he is to himself

He is currently getting his ass handed to him in a rip battle

He looks like a radioactive super vagina from SuperMans home planet

http://www.ubersite.com/m/64229

He wanted to hang

but the lifeguards kicked him out of the deep

I call him a fat pussy

he says nothing

I said he would quit and lose

He has done both

But keep braggin buddy

/You are truely a disappointing human being

good job

You should teach a seminar on losing at life

I own your soul

Submitted by The_Fan at 2005-04-13 22:41:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Here endeth the lesson.

Submitted by darkwulffe at 2005-04-13 22:39:15 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

"Hey, lets post all our hate posts!"

how fricken original

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-04-13 22:38:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You can't please everyone, unless you're in the middle of a gangbang.

Submitted by lordofthedance at 2005-04-13 22:36:53 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Thanks for invite.

By the way....my "handle"....its ironic. Do you remember irony?

P.S. I think "they" are as funny as hell. Not like you and your lame-attempt-at-pseudo-intellectual "witty repartee". Since when did "I fucked your mom you gay homosexual homofag" become witty?


Submitted by Bigmike at 2005-04-13 22:36:45 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

You have the perfect mix of narcissism and stupidity.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-13 22:35:24 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Fuck...I didn't Google "Shlong" or I would have probably caught a few dozen more...Thanks for the link.

Submitted by Wallstreet at 2005-04-13 22:34:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

how bout this one.......

Shlong............BRING IT DICK!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55648

Some guy I know did this a long time ago....

yeah....some dude.........

You amuse me bro....



Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-13 22:31:43 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Feel free to camp here all night, dipshit. I could use the hits...haven't posted much lately.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-13 22:30:57 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Did "they" happen to mention that "they" aren't funny?
Seriously.

Ask around. They're not. Nor are you.

PS. Your "handle" is gay as all hell.

Submitted by lordofthedance at 2005-04-13 22:29:26 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Damn. You got me again. I'm 17 and I only have three posts. You're right on at least one of those points. You are seriously running out of material aren't you.

They said it best when they said "Shlongy is so gay he crosses his legs when he sucks cock"

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-04-13 22:28:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-13 22:28:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

There's some non-hate posts in the mix, too.

But I think they're outnumbered about 4 to 1.

The non hate posts are well written, well thought out, and coherent.


The real hate posts are done by a series of Corky's.


You can't please everyone. Nor should you try to.

Submitted by CoreaPeekay at 2005-04-13 22:25:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

but schlongy my post isnt a hate post!

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-13 22:24:15 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Why would I even consider wasting my time on a 17 year old zitboy with all of three posts here?

You're insignificant. You're nobody. A zero.

I'll exchange witty repartee with the veteran assholes and insulters...not with the likes of you. At least until you grow some pubes.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart at 2005-04-13 22:23:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by lordofthedance at 2005-04-13 22:22:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Ouch. I didn't see that one coming. You sure showed me.

You're just not trying anymore.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-13 22:21:49 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

The "Nightime Moron Brigade's" -2's will soon be neutralized by the "people with lives and brains" who patrol Uber during the day.

Submitted by MoonStone at 2005-04-13 22:20:39 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Selma: It's time to give away my love like so much cheap wine.

Homer: Take it to the hoop, Selma!

-- Homer Simpson
Principal Charming

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-13 22:18:48 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

No. Make me.

Submitted by lordofthedance at 2005-04-13 22:15:56 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Get over yourself tool.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-04-13 22:14:03 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

This oughta keep the morons busy for a couple of days while I enjoy the MCI Heritage. An unbelieveable body of work.


Homer: Aw, Marge, kids, I miss my club.

Marge: Oh, Homey. You know, you are a member of a very exclusive
club.

Homer: The Black Panthers?

Homer the Great