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You want to stop World Hunger?

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-06-07 16:17:37 EDT
Rating: 1.5 on 14 ratings (14 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Standard D's post bitching about Africa reminded me of a quote from the renowned Christian philosopher Sam Kinison, who had this to say about hunger in Africa:

"I'm like anyone else on this planet -- I'm very moved by world hunger. I see the same commercials, with those little kids, starving, and very depressed. I watch those kids and I go, 'Fuck, I know the FILM crew could give this kid a sandwich!' There's a director five feet away going, 'DON'T FEED HIM YET! GET THAT SANDWICH OUTTA HERE! IT DOESN'T WORK UNLESS HE LOOKS HUNGRY!!!' But I'm not trying to make fun of world hunger. Matter of fact, I think I have the answer. You want to stop world hunger? Stop sending these people food. Don't send these people another bite, folks. You want to send them something, you want to help? Send them U-Hauls. Send them U-Hauls, some luggage, send them a guy out there who says, 'Hey, we been driving out here every day with your food, for, like, the last thirty or forty years, and we were driving out here today across the desert, and it occurred to us that there wouldn't BE world hunger, if you people would LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! NOTHING GROWS OUT HERE! NOTHING'S GONNA GROW OUT HERE! YOU SEE THIS? HUH? THIS IS SAND. KNOW WHAT IT'S GONNA BE A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW? IT'S GONNA BE SAND! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! GET YOUR STUFF, GET YOUR SHIT, WE'LL MAKE ONE TRIP, WE'LL TAKE YOU TO WHERE THE FOOD IS! WE HAVE DESERTS IN AMERICA -- WE JUST DON'T LIVE IN THEM, ASSHOLES!"

God Damn, I miss Sammy so bad....


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Submitted by d_prime at 2005-08-18 21:11:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! NOTHING GROWS OUT HERE! NOTHING'S GONNA GROW OUT HERE! YOU SEE THIS? HUH? THIS IS SAND. KNOW WHAT IT'S GONNA BE A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW? IT'S GONNA BE SAND! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! GET YOUR STUFF, GET YOUR SHIT, WE'LL MAKE ONE TRIP, WE'LL TAKE YOU TO WHERE THE FOOD IS! WE HAVE DESERTS IN AMERICA -- WE JUST DON'T LIVE IN THEM, ASSHOLES!

hahahahahaha

Submitted by alragusa at 2005-06-21 14:16:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Funniest thing I'v read on Uber yet.

YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! NOTHING GROWS OUT HERE! NOTHING'S GONNA GROW OUT HERE! YOU SEE THIS? HUH? THIS IS SAND. KNOW WHAT IT'S GONNA BE A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW? IT'S GONNA BE SAND!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-06-14 10:22:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Fucking stupid, but funnily so.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-06-08 12:49:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

y'know, Sammy did do a fair amount of philosophizin', he just made you laugh while doing it...

Submitted by knucklesnelson at 2005-06-07 22:58:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I blame this whole dibackle on sally struthers

Submitted by knucklesnelson at 2005-06-07 21:48:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by joedaddy at 2005-06-07 21:33:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"renowned Christian philosopher Sam Kinison"

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2005-06-07 20:58:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

"renowned Christian philosopher Sam Kinison"
BWAHAHAHAHAHA



I do my own little bit for world hunger by eating enough not to be hungry. Every little bit counts.

Submitted by tinactin at 2005-06-07 19:02:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

We also have desserts in America. I would share my sprinkles with a Nigerian.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-06-07 17:47:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What does GM's healthcare troubles have to do with giving me a -1?

You just wanted to randomly shit on somebody, and your ass landed on my post?

Submitted by simple_catalyst at 2005-06-07 17:08:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by girlintheworld at 2005-06-07 16:31:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That is one scary lookin' dude.

Jonny, do you have AIM?

Submitted by PokeyPecker at 2005-06-07 16:23:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ah, Sammy, we hardly knew ye.

Submitted by clumeister at 2005-06-07 16:22:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Mr. Kinison is sorely missed...

+2 for the HELL OF IT!!


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