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Gratuitous Beaver Shot

Submitted by Quartermain at 2003-05-06 03:34:23 EDT
Rating: 1.32 on 25 ratings (25 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Sure and aren't the lot of you dirty-minded bastards. Hobbes was right.


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Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-28 03:39:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

NEVER stand on one of their dams when you go fishing. The big ones are territorial.

Submitted by kochier at 2004-04-14 23:58:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

great pic and title, people who were disappointed in this don't enjoy a sense of humour

Submitted by kai070169 at 2004-02-27 04:33:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'd l1ke to do the one on the left. And I prefer shaved.

Submitted by Insanethemind at 2003-05-17 13:35:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Multiple beavers at that. Or would it be multiple beaver?

Submitted by tartpumper at 2003-05-07 07:35:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Ahhh your wrong! Tart doesnt mean loose women it means women who dress up for sex. A loose woman is a slag/slut. Loren, do you dress up?!

Submitted by Otter at 2003-05-07 07:03:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Near Vail is a resort called Beaver Creek.
Within the town are the SCUBA shop called "Beaver Divers" and the package store called "Beaver Liquors."

Beavers are cool. No matter which type you are talking about.

Submitted by Quartermain at 2003-05-07 01:26:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hair- I saw that when back when I first found Ubersite. I've actually got that pic saved on my laptop.

Loki-I'd be more than happy to learn all about your nuances

Submitted by Hairsphincter at 2003-05-06 20:45:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2003-05-06 18:54:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for the beavers, last year on a field trip to the zoo my friend reached in, grabbed one of them and hit me in the face with the tale. They feel leathery.


+2 Cuz theres a duck in the picture and ducks rule all.

Submitted by Titinita at 2003-05-06 18:53:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You stole my line!!!!!

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange at 2003-05-06 16:54:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

tartpumper = pumps tarts = fucks loose women. hahaha

So I'm not sure that you really want to be asking him Loren!

Submitted by loki at 2003-05-06 16:51:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"I don't know if its college time or what. In the last six months, Ive slept less and less with each passing week."

The answer is exercise. I highly recommend rock climbing. If you want, I can even teach you the finer nuances.

Submitted by hidden101 at 2003-05-06 16:46:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Loren, forget him. i'm so good i make women cry from putting them in a state of pure ecstasy.

Submitted by Loren at 2003-05-06 13:56:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

tartpumper - are you offering?

Submitted by Quartermain at 2003-05-06 13:49:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Loki-I don't know if its college time or what. In the last six months, Ive slept less and less with each passing week. I'm down to about(aboot)two/three hours a night. I'm not tired, I just don't fell the need to sleep anymore than that. Its weird. So I find myself doing odd things to pass the time.

As for looking in the wrong places..email directoions and I'll come look in your neck of the woods.

Submitted by loki at 2003-05-06 13:22:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

You are only proving my point about you looking for women in all the wrong places.

oh you're an alien all right.

Submitted by tartpumper at 2003-05-06 12:00:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

They developed these tails to help them get their shoes off....

Submitted by hidden101 at 2003-05-06 11:48:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i wonder how beavers developed such a strange tail...

nice fake out, Q-man, but i expected such a thing from you before i even opened the page.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-06 11:43:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

looks like a bufflehead duck behind them

Submitted by loki at 2003-05-06 11:32:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

What do you figure beavers call it when they hook up? Do you think boy beavers are offended when

oh nevermind that was going no where good

Q-man you are SO on college people time.

Submitted by PopNFresh at 2003-05-06 11:07:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

your logical way of thinking never ceases to amaze me tartpumper

Submitted by tartpumper at 2003-05-06 11:02:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Eat a beaver then...

Submitted by PopNFresh at 2003-05-06 10:59:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

although it is kinda funny when i saw it i was disappointed ... dissapointed and hungry

Submitted by tartpumper at 2003-05-06 10:55:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I had a feeling before I opened this post....

Submitted by Quartermain at 2003-05-06 10:44:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh, come on! This was funny at 3 am last night! And only slightly less now! I guess I should have taken into account that people look at this site at work and titled it something else.

+2 for me just because no-one else will.

The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes
... Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty -- that was our planet! You
maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

-- Homer Simpson
Deep Space Homer