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War of the Hemispheres

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-14 16:21:39 EDT
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Submitted by DrAvatarX at 2010-05-09 07:53:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-14 18:35:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-14 18:30:38 (#)
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pyramids have 5 sides.

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See? That's one too many!


Submitted by VelvetElvis at 2010-05-09 04:14:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is how it's done. Take notes. Damn I miss this man.

Submitted by VelvetElvis at 2006-09-13 18:42:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by VelvetElvis at 2006-07-04 03:02:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

had to show to relatives/friends.

Submitted by Spuds002 at 2005-09-17 03:01:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i dont know the argument at all cause i refuse t oread all the reviews. but have a 2 for the use of fantabulous

Submitted by indoninja at 2005-09-16 09:03:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:11:22 (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-09-15 16:06:16 (#)
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There is that whole East-West continents spread civilization faster than North-South ones, but that is a little too serious now.
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That's actually a very good point. East and West migration would mean fewer adaptations due to changes in climate and habitat.

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I prefer the blood rushing to their head in the south causing them to develope slower.

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-09-16 08:47:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

great post!

Submitted by DCWoody at 2005-09-16 08:46:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Erm Incas??
And...and...er...hang on I have vauge knowlege of a lot of studd like this, some people beggining with B, in southeast africa.
And the Paracas and the Mosha, everyone always forgets them cos of the Incas.

Banti? I think, relatively peaceful famous for farming.
Probably some others too. The Kushites where sort of on the equator, you could argue them.

Submitted by DanielH at 2005-09-16 06:26:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-16 02:47:27 (#)
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Thanks Dan. I heard you were from NOLA. I don't know what your plans are, but if I can help you out let me know... electrictoothsyndrome.at.gmail.com.

Good luck with everything.

Seriously. Don't hesitate.
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I live in Orange Beach, Al., ETS, but am staying at aunt's house in Mobile, AL, (40 minutes west) since she has 5 empty bedrooms and doesn't live at this house. I broght an evacuee couple up from Bayou Labrte (the town in "Forrest Gump"?) that got slammed by Katrina. She says i have to stay if they stay, so I only go to O. Beach on weekends, tomorrow. Got them,the couple, cable and a.c. and food. It's only ten miles from Bayou L. Thanks, though, we might all be needing each other's help in days ahead. Nature is pissed.
PS: Couple liked your post, a lot. They were laughing. I think it made thier day. People who aren't here don't know how much little things like that mean. (Still extra bedrooms here, but I'm not sure how to control that many people. At least it's free, for them and me. Thanks, d



Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-16 02:49:52 EDT (#)
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PS: To answer your question...the bastard would have flown whichever way mae him feel most at home.

There he would have landed,

and there he would have stayed.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-16 02:47:27 EDT (#)
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Thanks Dan. I heard you were from NOLA. I don't know what your plans are, but if I can help you out let me know... electrictoothsyndrome.at.gmail.com.

Good luck with everything.

Seriously. Don't hesitate.

Submitted by DanielH at 2005-09-15 23:29:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+++++
This takes rank within the Top-Ten Best Ever (non-lit) posts I’ve seen on Uber, or posted anywhere within the, who’da guessed it, NORTHERN HEMISPHERE.

Get out ETS! +++++ You people are keeling me.
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(Hang on. If Lynyrd Skynyrd had been from down under, which way would "Freebird" have flown?
... For winter, for instance?



[‘Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you'll never change.
Lord knows, I can't change.
Lord help me, I can't change." ]

See, he can’t change, hence my question.

Sleep on it, will chk bk tomorrow. Fucking great post!


Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-15 20:38:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

So essentially what you're telling me is you're sore because you didn't write the post before I did and even though we had the same thought, you're going to pretend your thought was somehow better...

I know the drill.

Submitted by shandythedog at 2005-09-15 20:25:01 EDT (#)
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well, i get my historical facts from popularist insane french professors homoerotically infatuated with Ramses, so i'm clearly right.

as for the universe etc, the main globe in my house has had australia at the top and the UK etc at the bottom FOR A VERY LONG TIME.

(i keep a secondary traditional globe to cum on)


Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-15 20:19:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:03:53 (#)
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"firstly, the hebrews were not slaves, they were VOLUNTARY GUEST WORKERS. there is considerable evidence to support this."
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That's not what Metallica's song 'Creeping Death' says! (I get all my historical facts from metal songs, particularly Iron Maiden and Spinal Tap.)

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"secondly, i have already started a campaign to nullify the concepts of north and south. somewhere on this stinking ubersite apullo and i thrashed it out - he had some pathetic argument about magnetism that everyone scorned. everyone applauded my brilliant point that the earth is round and the universe is infiinite, so how can there be up and down."

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Consider me your rival politician then. I'm always up for a challenge. MY concept of directionless space predates YOUR concept, and is just far more directionless than your could ever hope to be...so THERE!

Don't believe me? http://www.ubersite.com/m/64844

Read the lyrics to thrid song down, and you'll see. That's right. Be humbled, for ye hath been vanquished.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-15 20:12:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:08:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

Cute. I like the Ottoman excerpt.
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That part was sorta nicked from Eddie Izzard.

Submitted by munkeypants at 2005-09-15 20:08:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Cute. I like the Ottoman excerpt.

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff at 2005-09-15 20:06:33 EDT (#)
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fuk all sh fe dead.
jolly good post what!

Submitted by shandythedog at 2005-09-15 20:03:53 EDT (#)
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firstly, the hebrews were not slaves, they were VOLUNTARY GUEST WORKERS. there is considerable evidence to support this.

secondly, i have already started a campaign to nullify the concepts of north and south. somewhere on this stinking ubersite apullo and i thrashed it out - he had some pathetic argument about magnetism that everyone scorned. everyone applauded my brilliant point that the earth is round and the universe is infiinite, so how can there be up and down.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-15 19:11:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-09-15 16:06:16 (#)
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There is that whole East-West continents spread civilization faster than North-South ones, but that is a little too serious now.
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That's actually a very good point. East and West migration would mean fewer adaptations due to changes in climate and habitat.

Submitted by firefly at 2005-09-15 17:56:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Nator at 2005-09-15 17:27:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

There's this book by Jared Diamond that explains this.. Guns Germs and Steel it's called.

Submitted by indoninja at 2005-09-15 16:06:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

There is that whole East-West continents spread civilization faster than North-South ones, but that is a little too serious now.






LaFlamme? Sorry Caul, but that proves the Inca's were way cooler than the french.

Submitted by jack11058 at 2005-09-15 14:51:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

B@W nomination: sent

Submitted by mles76 at 2005-09-15 14:34:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-09-15 12:11:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-15 11:28:34 (#)
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Barberella?
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Close, but no cigar. I think it was Rumplestiltskin, but I could
be fulla shit. Imagine that !!!!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-15 11:28:34 EDT (#)
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Barberella?

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-09-15 11:16:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:37:15 (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:35:19 (#)
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Needs more precession of the equinox

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Yea, I was thinking of busing out some apogee and perigee on some asses, but I left them at home in my sockdrawer
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Apogee and perigee. That's two the the three Mustyqueers. Can you
name the third?





Submitted by williamson at 2005-09-15 11:08:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

-2Die Antipode.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-15 09:37:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:35:19 (#)
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Needs more precession of the equinox

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Yea, I was thinking of busing out some apogee and perigee on some asses, but I left them at home in my sockdrawer.

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2005-09-15 09:35:19 EDT (#)
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Needs more precession of the equinox

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-15 09:32:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-09-15 08:38:16 (#)
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We don't start things at the equinox and solstices as I hear you do...

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I did not know that.


Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-09-15 08:56:33 EDT (#)
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Ottomans.

Submitted by Ainkara at 2005-09-15 08:38:16 EDT (#)
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Cute.

Oh and just to clarify, if anyone feels like asking, we celebrate winter when it's cold and summer when it's hot, just like you. We don't just call it summer when it's your months for summer. Cause our summer is christmas-y time. And don't think I'm being stupid by stating this, I have had someone, from this site, ask me this very question, wondering if our seasons are all screwy. You know who you are ;)

Oh, and we start our seasons at the beginnings of months. Like, summer = dec, jan, feb autumn(fall) = march, april, may etc etc thorugh the year. We don't start things at the equinox and solstices as I hear you do... Or something....

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-09-15 05:48:05 EDT (#)
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Instead of solstice, we just say "The shortest day of the year" or "The longest day of the year".

Submitted by TuTs at 2005-09-15 05:37:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The world looks angry upside down.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey at 2005-09-15 03:20:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ETS you are rapidly becoming one of my favourite posters.

Why's Britain all broken up into bits? We don't argue with Scotland THAT much.

Submitted by NerfHerder at 2005-09-15 01:08:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Approved.

Submitted by RandomJose at 2005-09-15 00:32:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-14 19:21:27 (#)
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Names? Pick Juan or Jose' and Martinez or Garcia.
That covers 99%.
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Hey! I represent... I mean... resent that comment!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-14 23:22:17 EDT (#)
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Thanks for reading, and for the conversation, Bubba. It's been fun.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-09-14 23:15:00 EDT (#)
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Sorry. ETS, but you are wrong. The term isn't 'Tropical astrology', but 'topical' astrology.
It's something you rub on yer ass when buttheads camp on yer post. HAH!.

Gents, I have had a very good time tonight, but my bed is calling me. I shall most
definitely check this post tomorrow in hopes it has hit something. Right now I feel it
has hit me!. G'night, and have fun. . . . .

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-14 23:13:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-14 19:31:52 (#)
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Speaking of names, my last name is Laflamme (seriously)...I hear that sounds gay :-(

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just now saw this! Poor Caul...he's 'La flamme-ing ghey!'

Submitted by thecaes at 2005-09-14 23:10:18 EDT (#)
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ETS, you are on fire lately.

The replies on this post are awesome.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-14 23:08:21 EDT (#)
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Actually my previous statement was sorta wrong. The following is taken from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zodiac

In western astrology the zodiac is a band on the celestial sphere which contains the perceived paths of the Sun, Moon, and principal planets and is divided into twelve equal parts of 30° each, called "signs of the zodiac" or astrological signs, each named for a constellation. At the centre of this band is the plane of the ecliptic. The width of the zodiac allows for the fact that the orbits of the other bodies are inclined relative to plane of the ecliptic, and thus extend about 8º above and below the ecliptic.

In western tropical astrology, the zodiacal year begins at the point where the plane of the ecliptic intersects with the earth's equatorial plane at the vernal equinox. This is when the Sun moves into the northern hemisphere of the earth's equatorial plane. Thus the Sun always enters the astrological zodiacal sign of Aries at the vernal equinox about March 20, but it will not cross into the astronomical constellation of the same name until nearly a month later. So in western tropical astrology, although the signs derive their names from the constellations, they are not the same thing.

In sidereal astrology the zodiacal signs are aligned to their correct astronomical stellar constellations. The alignment still isn't precise, because the constellations all take up varying amounts of space along the ecliptic, whereas the zodiacal signs each take up exactly 30°.



The "tropical" zodiacal dates (those that divide the zodiac starting with the vernal equinox) are used primarily in the United States and western Europe. The "sidereal" dates (those that divide the zodiac starting with the alignment of the Sun with a distant star in Aries) are used everywhere else.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-09-14 23:03:18 EDT (#)
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Ah, yes, FuckFace bowed out 'cause he knew that he'd been beat, and
he laid that golden fiddle at ETS's feet. . . . . . . .

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-09-14 22:54:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-14 22:48:29 (#)
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Iffin ya was borned in teh Southern honkeysphere,
y'all talks with a Draul. (caul,draul? heh.)
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Pas drôle (pronounced 'draul')
world.atlavista.com

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-09-14 22:53:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-14 22:44:26 (#)
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That means that the month you were born, the constellation 'Cancer' was most prominent in the night sky. The constellations cycle with the year... Problem is, I'm pretty sure all that only really applies in the, you guessed it, NORTHERN HEMISPHERE!
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Hey, we need this kind of shit to entertain us from our rich luxurious boring lives while the south hemisphere people are busy searching for food in their own excrements.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-09-14 22:48:29 EDT (#)
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Iffin ya was borned in teh Southern honkeysphere,
y'all talks with a Draul. (caul,draul? heh.)

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-14 22:44:26 EDT (#)
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That means that the month you were born, the constellation 'Cancer' was most prominent in the night sky. The constellations cycle with the year... Problem is, I'm pretty sure all that only really applies in the, you guessed it, NORTHERN HEMISPHERE!

Us in the NORTHERN HEMISPHERE are so goddamn insular!

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-09-14 22:29:21 EDT (#)
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I'm a Cancer, what does that mean? Anyone knows anything about that shit?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-14 22:17:42 EDT (#)
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Well, apparently they're not even shoes, so I don't feel so bad about wearing them.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-14 22:09:41 EDT (#)
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THOSE ARE WOMEN'S SHOES?????

oops :S

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-09-14 22:08:36 EDT (#)
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Wait a minute. Aren't capris those stupid tights women wear that
look like they are six inches too short? How da fuck can those
cause foot problems? Just a thought. . .

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-14 22:04:24 EDT (#)
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Actually, I think 'Capricorn' is something you get on your feet after wearing capris too long. :P

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-09-14 22:03:56 EDT (#)
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I coulda been a scientist. I coulda been a contendah.
I would up being a dipshit Electronics Engineer. Life sucks.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-14 22:00:50 EDT (#)
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I appreciate your enthusiasm for the scientific arts, Bubba.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-09-14 21:59:57 EDT (#)
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"Cancer" causes death. "Capricorn?" Ain't that a horse with
a horn on its forehead?

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-09-14 21:57:33 EDT (#)
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Ya know, with just a touch of determination, this could be the most
heated post in the history of Uber. Plus it comes in two or more languages. Far out, man!!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-14 21:57:05 EDT (#)
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The 'tropics' are designated by the solstices as well. The 'Tropic of Cancer' is the line around the globe where the sun's northenmost direct rays strike. The 'Tropic of Capricorn' is the line where the southernmost direct rays strike.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2005-09-14 21:53:27 EDT (#)
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Now I don't have to study!

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-09-14 21:53:26 EDT (#)
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Oh sure! Run the scientists in on me. Solstice still means
you must drink faster. It's a scientific reason for swilling. So there!!

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-09-14 21:42:14 EDT (#)
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ETS is right. Equinoxes are when the day/night ration is about the same and when the sun crosses the "celest equator" or whatever the fuck you anglo call it.

Australians don't know shit. No wonder they are on the Southern side.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-14 21:39:19 EDT (#)
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The solstice is when the earth's tilt is at a maximum or minimum with respect to the sun. Those are the longest and shortest days of the year, the summer and winter solstice.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-09-14 21:29:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-14 21:10:00 (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-14 18:18:01 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-14 18:15:54 (#)
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how do people in the land of OZ refer to the summer and winter solstices?

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'Horse thieving season'
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What the hell is a solstice?
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I don't know if your question was serious or not. A solstice is what happens
around March 21 and September 21. The Equinoxes happen on December 21 and
June 21. Equinox = days and nights are of equal length. I think solstice
means you have to drink faster.



Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-09-14 21:24:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-14 21:04:21 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-14 19:19:04 (#)
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Deportation sounds like a conviction and sentencing to me."""

Not when you get to leave Mexico.

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BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My thoughts exactly!

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-14 19:56:19 (#)
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You Saxons know all the Angles. . . . . . . .

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Was that pun intentional? If so, nice one!
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Yeah, it was intentional. That's what happens when I read Uber
and drink:

Paulaner
Salvator
double bock (7.5% ouch-a haul)


Submitted by thorpe at 2005-09-14 21:16:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-14 21:14:11 (#)
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Thorpe, I always thought your resemblance to 'Glenda: The Good Witch of the North' was just too scary for vocalization...
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BWAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-14 21:15:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-14 20:53:15 (#)
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WE WOULD NEVER ALLY WITH THE DIRTY ARCTICANS HOW DARE YOU!

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That's the 'Australarcticans' to you, Mister!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-14 21:14:11 EDT (#)
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Thorpe, I always thought your resemblance to 'Glenda: The Good Witch of the North' was just too scary for vocalization...

...so I'm typing it instead.

Don't eat me. And for God sakes, don't enunciate the last 'T' in 'Toto'. It drives me crazy!

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-09-14 21:10:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-14 18:18:01 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-14 18:15:54 (#)
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how do people in the land of OZ refer to the summer and winter solstices?

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'Horse thieving season'
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What the hell is a solstice?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-14 21:04:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-14 19:19:04 (#)
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Deportation sounds like a conviction and sentencing to me."""

Not when you get to leave Mexico.

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BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My thoughts exactly!

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-14 19:56:19 (#)
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You Saxons know all the Angles. . . . . . . .

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Was that pun intentional? If so, nice one!

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2005-09-14 20:53:15 EDT (#)
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WE WOULD NEVER ALLY WITH THE DIRTY ARCTICANS HOW DARE YOU!

Submitted by Zoidberg at 2005-09-14 20:42:21 EDT (#)
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hmmmm Im guessing its because over 3/4 of earth's land mass is in the northern hemisphere.


Just a guess though

Submitted by shitfuck at 2005-09-14 20:07:56 EDT (#)
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I guess you can say people from the North like going down?

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-09-14 19:56:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-14 19:45:55 (#)
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Hey! We in the southern hemisphere are more into sporting activities and beer and wine consumption. All that waring and empire building detracts from our relaxation and alcohol abusing time.
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You Saxons know all the Angles. . . . . . . .

Submitted by Saxon at 2005-09-14 19:45:55 EDT (#)
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Hey! We in the southern hemisphere are more into sporting activities and beer and wine consumption. All that waring and empire building detracts from our relaxation and alcohol abusing time.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-09-14 19:37:59 EDT (#)
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I'll bring that up next time an anglophone laughs at my name.
Thanks.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-09-14 19:34:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-14 19:31:52 (#)
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Speaking of names, my last name is Laflamme (seriously)...I hear that sounds gay :-(
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It's not like you picked it out of a hat. There once was
a great band called "It's a Beautiful Day."
Awesome music, and the main players were David and Linda LaFlame.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-09-14 19:31:52 EDT (#)
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Speaking of names, my last name is Laflamme (seriously)...I hear that sounds gay :-(

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-09-14 19:30:13 EDT (#)
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"Quoitelctican"

Is that an actual name?

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-09-14 19:26:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-09-14 19:23:51 (#)
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That's just what we let you ignorant whites call us, because we're pretty sure you cant pronounce Quoitelctican
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Whothefuckctican?

Submitted by tinactin at 2005-09-14 19:23:51 EDT (#)
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That's just what we let you ignorant whites call us, because we're pretty sure you cant pronounce Quoitelctican

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-09-14 19:21:27 EDT (#)
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Names? Pick Juan or Jose' and Martinez or Garcia.
That covers 99%.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-09-14 19:19:47 EDT (#)
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Good point, Caul.

Submitted by tinactin at 2005-09-14 19:19:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-14 19:18:17 (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-09-14 19:14:32 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-14 19:11:05 (#)
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What the hell does that even mean?"""

Well, aren't you Australian?
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No, as a matter of fact I'm Mexican. Most of our criminals are not convicted at all, but merely deported into other countries.
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Deportation sounds like a conviction and sentencing to me.
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How are they going to convict us? Most of us dont even have names.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-09-14 19:19:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Deportation sounds like a conviction and sentencing to me."""

Not when you get to leave Mexico.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-09-14 19:18:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-09-14 19:14:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-14 19:11:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

What the hell does that even mean?"""

Well, aren't you Australian?
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No, as a matter of fact I'm Mexican. Most of our criminals are not convicted at all, but merely deported into other countries.
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Deportation sounds like a conviction and sentencing to me.

Submitted by tinactin at 2005-09-14 19:14:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-14 19:11:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

What the hell does that even mean?"""

Well, aren't you Australian?
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No, as a matter of fact I'm Mexican. Most of our criminals are not convicted at all, but merely deported into other countries.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2005-09-14 19:14:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

nice

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-09-14 19:13:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-14 19:12:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-09-14 18:50:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

The south shall rise again
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Yeah. Shit floats.
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PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-09-14 19:12:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-09-14 18:50:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

The south shall rise again
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Yeah. Shit floats.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-09-14 19:11:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What the hell does that even mean?"""

Well, aren't you Australian?

Submitted by tinactin at 2005-09-14 19:06:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-14 18:55:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-09-14 18:50:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

The south shall rise again
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Get back in your cell convict
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HAHAHAHA..What the hell does that even mean?

Submitted by Whiplash at 2005-09-14 19:06:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-14 18:55:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-09-14 18:50:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

The south shall rise again
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Get back in your cell convict
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hahahah

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-09-14 18:55:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-09-14 18:50:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

The south shall rise again
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Get back in your cell convict

Submitted by tinactin at 2005-09-14 18:50:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The south shall rise again

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-09-14 18:48:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

fucking egytians, failing to think inside the box

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-14 18:35:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-14 18:30:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

pyramids have 5 sides.

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See? That's one too many!

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-09-14 18:30:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I thought the egytians invented simple geometry

and pyramids have 5 sides.

Submitted by sebcharrot at 2005-09-14 18:29:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Caulaincourt- You are a fucking legend.

Submitted by sebcharrot at 2005-09-14 18:27:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hahahaha, pretty damn funny. I loved the part about Britain dumping criminals into the Southern Hemisphere: "such was there loyalty to the NORTHEN HEMISPHERE"

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2005-09-14 18:18:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-14 18:15:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

how do people in the land of OZ refer to the summer and winter solstices?

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'Horse thieving season'

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-09-14 18:15:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

how do people in the land of OZ refer to the summer and winter solstices?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-14 18:07:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I left out the Austro-Hungarian empire, but they didn't really do nuthin' too important anyway...except start that whole 'World War I' thing...

...more of a skirmish really.

Submitted by Bornloser at 2005-09-14 17:30:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

it nice to see that some people on this site still have some origiality.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-09-14 17:28:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I don't know that I would compare them to the French though, the Incas were kick-ass...the French ah, so-so. """

Unlike the typically American opinion, the French have a pretty good war record, if you consider their location.

A lot better than America's if you think about it. They had colonies everywhere while you still can't control third world nations. They withstood coalition attacks on their own soil, sometimes against all Europe while America never fought a war on their soild, always had several allies and never joined a war where the enemy wasn't already outnumbered. I would understand if the British or the Viet-Namese bragged about their military history, but I really don't get why americans think they are the god of warfare when they got licked in Somalia.

But since this is a joke, I compared the French to Incas because ETS mentioned they ran like pussies.

Submitted by cuberat at 2005-09-14 17:15:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I was going to mention the Incas, but a bunch of you beat me to it.

I don't know that I would compare them to the French though, the Incas were kick-ass...the French ah, so-so.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-09-14 17:09:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

too much melanin down there

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2005-09-14 17:07:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

all empires collapse, apparently south america is going to be the next up-and-comer sometime this century

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-14 17:03:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-14 17:00:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

Incidentally the Egyptians considered themselves to be on the bottom of the earth as in the last map.

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Well then, it's no wonder their empire fell.

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2005-09-14 17:00:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Incidentally the Egyptians considered themselves to be on the bottom of the earth as in the last map.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-14 16:54:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

PFF: you need to loosen that ass up, son. It's a joke.

Jeesus, you sound like Betty Ford or something.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-09-14 16:53:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The Incas were the French of the Southern Hemisphere.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-09-14 16:52:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-14 16:35:53 (#)
Ranking: 1

You forgot the Peruvian Incas, asshat. SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE.

Australia upside down looks like a Mini-America.

Wow. Our very own Mini-me.

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I didn't forget about the Incas...they just weren't really an 'empire' or a 'superpower'. They ran off as soon as they heard the Spanish coming.

Ran scared...

Like little bitches.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-09-14 16:44:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The lack of population may not have been caused by these areas being in the Southern hemisphere, but the lack of civilization most certainly was."""

Or the major ass-raping conducted by European powers. Hell, even Belgium have their hands dirty.
Funny post. You have nice ideas lately.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2005-09-14 16:37:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It's all about Michael Palin.

Submitted by Teephphah at 2005-09-14 16:37:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Dood.

You missed the point.

Yes. You are most likely entirely correct in your explanation of what really has kept any significant development from taking place within the southern hemisphere. However, I'm pretty sure this was supposed to be a joke. As was my reply.

The fact that I need to explain that fact does not speak well of the post or the reply, I suppose, but hey, there you go.

Submitted by PokeyPecker at 2005-09-14 16:35:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

You forgot the Peruvian Incas, asshat. SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE.

Australia upside down looks like a Mini-America.

Wow. Our very own Mini-me.

Submitted by leilani at 2005-09-14 16:35:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

+2 for ottomans

Submitted by DeathJester at 2005-09-14 16:33:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Us Pomms kicked all your asses.

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2005-09-14 16:32:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

hey, don't bitch at me for not reading a whole post, which I did, when you can't even be fucked to read my entire comment

higher population density = faster evolution of society

I don't know what they fuck you are going on about, but when you are cut off from other cultures without trade you are stuck in a perpetual loop, so STFU

Submitted by Teephphah at 2005-09-14 16:28:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It's like he didn't even read this.

The lack of population may not have been caused by these areas being in the Southern hemisphere, but the lack of civilization most certainly was. That's just a scientific fact.

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2005-09-14 16:26:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

couldn't be that the southern hemisphere was largely unhabitated/uncivilized and/or ice until a few hundred years ago


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