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Ubersite Theme Song (NSFW if you aren't using headphones)

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-10-14 10:17:24 EDT
Rating: 1.73 on 90 ratings (93 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Since Ubersite is desperately in need of a theme song, here's what I whipped up and recorded in about an hour last night...


Welcome to Ubersite
It's the place where poon stars write
The reviews will make you cry
STFU and -2 DIE
If that ain't enough for you
We have rabbits and peeners too
Here at Ubersite




(Yeah, I know the mixdown/EQ quality is a half-ass job, but I only had an hour to get this idea done!)


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Submitted by Mr T pities jonnytexmex the old child toucher at 2013-09-12 02:34:53 EDT (#)

I pity you foo'!

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-09-11 22:03:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

He's right you know.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-09-11 20:47:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm not gonna hit the link but I thoroughly enjoyed the shitfest in the comments, below.

Ahhhh, the good ol' day of Uber.

"Day" is not a typo.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-09-11 18:32:00 EDT (#)

Wasn't there one of these done that had "I WILL CRUMPLE YOU!" in it?

Submitted by Crystle at 2012-03-28 02:22:41 EDT (#)

CT confuzlesed me. You should go by 'The Captain' if you MUST change it - unless you're TRYING to be incognito!

Submitted by messmind at 2007-02-02 05:49:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Snooping around , finding gems everywhere , currently ;-)

Submitted by shitfuck at 2005-10-17 14:43:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


That was fucking horrible.

Submitted by Merlina at 2005-10-17 05:58:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ha ha excellent - should've been longer!

Submitted by Unabonger at 2005-10-16 22:30:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I don't like it and think it sucked asshole.

but +1 cause I'm a follower.

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2005-10-16 19:44:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I heard the chorus... but where the fuck is the rest of it????

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-10-16 13:40:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Method's insult are funny

Submitted by williamson at 2005-10-16 04:14:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 motherfucker. +2.

Submitted by Siren at 2005-10-16 03:13:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Great. This was just great. Long time needed.

Submitted by munkeypants at 2005-10-16 03:07:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

My computer won't play it.

Please say you sang my praises!

Submitted by Whiplash at 2005-10-15 16:27:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

LOL FUK U MKGINNY, METHUD, SHLONGAY (LOL GAY), AND FUKFACE
I FUK U UP NEXT UBERKON

:( Please somebody pay attention to me :( :( :(.
Oh yeah the song makes my life gain meaning so +2.

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2005-10-15 05:00:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Sorry but the best thing about this
post was MickGinny and Method
arguing. Wait, was that the whole
point?

Submitted by Flack at 2005-10-15 03:24:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Brilliant!

Submitted by erinly at 2005-10-15 02:24:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This sounds like it was made in Canada.

Submitted by Spooner at 2005-10-15 00:49:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

coolness.

Submitted by Pentameter at 2005-10-14 23:50:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fan-fucking-tastic.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky at 2005-10-14 23:25:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

up there, with the stones and hendrix man.

Submitted by Mr. Asshole at 2005-10-14 23:15:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Excellent!

+5000 points

Level Up!

Submitted by RyuFu at 2005-10-14 23:13:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

'twas good, 'twas good.

Submitted by Call911 at 2005-10-14 22:59:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Better than listening to the Trews.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2005-10-14 22:34:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Uber can't have too many songs made in its honour.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/74236

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-10-14 22:18:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-10-14 19:40:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

Mick you really are a dumb fucker. When both PFF and Shlongy agree that someone's a shithead, you know they're a shithead.

Shithead.


Buahahahahahahahahahahah

Well, in all fairness, we really didn't NEED PPF's confirmation, but your point is well taken.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2005-10-14 20:18:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

cute

Submitted by ThatOneGirl at 2005-10-14 20:15:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Love it! That is a sweet theme song. We should all learn it and chant it. With candles.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2005-10-14 19:41:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ahahahahaha.

Submitted by AJ at 2005-10-14 19:40:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hahaha

Mick you really are a dumb fucker. When both PFF and Shlongy agree that someone's a shithead, you know they're a shithead.

Shithead.

Submitted by Stabkill at 2005-10-14 19:13:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This...was...simply....FUCKING GREAT.

Submitted by domenad at 2005-10-14 17:08:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was, in a word, AWESOME.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-10-14 16:55:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I think everyone forgot why they stopped by this post.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-10-14 16:03:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-14 15:23:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Thorns, there is no rhyme or reason to this place. Uberbrawls break out everywhere and spill over to random posts. This place is like a white trash bar, and Mickginny is the drunken redfaced slob in the corner smashing beer cans on his forehead and trying to get everyone to fight him
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That's why I love hanging around Uber...the crazy randomness.

Submitted by Droz at 2005-10-14 15:47:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Method at 2005-10-14 15:37:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You have the memory of a sack of bricks, you fucking idiot. Go back and look to see when I EVER said I was definitely going to Vegas

You don't have a fucking leg to stand on.

I'm done wasting my time arguing with you. Why don't you hitch your plow back up to your wife's fat ass and finish tilling the farm? I hear dangling a carrot, or in her case, a dildo, in front of her face will keep her moving

Submitted by MickGinny at 2005-10-14 15:34:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

you can say what you want to try and save face, but you and i know what actually transpired...pussy.

Submitted by Method at 2005-10-14 15:32:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hahaha keep telling yourself that, Missing Link, I plan on tearing your wife/sister a new asshole tonight.

She loves every second of it.

Submitted by MickGinny at 2005-10-14 15:29:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


I had no intention of going to Vegas. I only expressed a false interest when you pissed me off and insulted my wife, because that's the kind of idiotic jackass you are. Instead of continuing with arguing back and forth with you over the internet and become more and more frustrated I found a way to get a little real satisfaction.

I knew that you were all talk and deep down a gigantic pussy. I knew that if you saw that I was going to attend you would find a way to back out on your plans on attending. And that is exactly what you did.

Do you know what you get when you turn a big weight pumping greek inside out? A big fucking PUSSY.


Submitted by Method at 2005-10-14 15:23:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Thorns, there is no rhyme or reason to this place. Uberbrawls break out everywhere and spill over to random posts. This place is like a white trash bar, and Mickginny is the drunken redfaced slob in the corner smashing beer cans on his forehead and trying to get everyone to fight him

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-10-14 15:18:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I pack heat. Or a three wood. The "great equalizers".

"Show me your track marks, MickGinny....PLEASE????" Then...

Go unstuff a toilet, lardass.

Sincerely, An Alter.


Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-10-14 15:10:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

It seems that my little theme song has caused some UBERMADNESS RAGE!!! YEAH!

Submitted by Method at 2005-10-14 14:43:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

hahahahah is your head that fucking swelled that you think I didnt go to Vegas because of you?

It was more like I started my new job, and didn't have time to go, you fucking mongoloid. As I recall, I never even said I was definitely going, and believe you-me, you fucking illiterate, filthy, inbred redneck, I am the last person to be afraid of you.

Your every fucking word drips with hypocrisy, Sloth. You said you were going to go to Vegas to beat me up, yet you don't remember threatening me? I would relish going to Vegas, and watching you squirm as you shake my hand nervously and call me "sir".

There is always some one bigger, badder, and meaner than you, shitbomb.

I'm not saying it's me.

I'm just saying that you don't have the balls to do anything about your fucking internet threats, of which you seem to have an endless supply



Pussy.

Submitted by MickGinny at 2005-10-14 14:20:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:12:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

Mickginny threatens to beat people up on this site regularly. I've been threatened by him several times in the past.

It's cute.
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I do? I am cute.i dont recall threatening anyone especially you. You are a moronic shit disturber. i do recall you being too afraid to show up in vegas because i might have been there. Do you remember that? I do. pussy.

Submitted by Sassmasterr at 2005-10-14 14:18:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

you are golden.

Submitted by MickGinny at 2005-10-14 14:15:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Again, you’re reading and comprehension skills....

I would not put forth the effort to get down on my knees (so we could be eye to eye), and kick your ass. I am not a violent kind of guy.

Submitted by Method at 2005-10-14 14:12:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Mickginny threatens to beat people up on this site regularly. I've been threatened by him several times in the past.

It's cute.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-10-14 14:05:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wait- Senor fatass...did I just read that if you and I appeared at some Uber gathering at the same time, you're going to knock my teeth down my throat?

This puts a new spin on things. When's the next deal you plan on attending?

I like meeting tough guys. Keep me posted, lardass.


Submitted by MANICMOTHER at 2005-10-14 14:03:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:21:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ok, so who's working on the secret handshake and who's ordering the shirts?
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I'm sure Creep_Firebombing could handle the merchandising. Who's got the -2 DIE handshake?

Anyone?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-10-14 14:03:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Method- Thanks for the tip, "mein alter", but that's too easy.

It's more fun for ME to make fun of:

1) His head
2) His body of work on Uber - I particularly enjoyed the fact that 57% of his posts make a reference to his former "I was a badass drug addict, man" days, which I like read when I'm ready for a nap, and
3) His life, in general.

3b could be his "uncanny detective skills".

So many things to laugh at ...so little time...and interest.


Submitted by dawnmarie at 2005-10-14 13:53:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Method at 2005-10-14 13:49:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Make fun of MickGinny's wife, that really pisses him off

Submitted by MickGinny at 2005-10-14 13:33:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yes shlongy, i am that “Einstein” that contended that you were an alter. In fact if you had the reading and comprehension skills of a fucking 2nd grader you would have picked up from my comment that I have not swayed from that contention. I don’t know how many alters you have, but that is not really something I try and figure out. What I do try and understand is how someone like you could go through life without getting your dick knocked in the dirt with more regularity.

I suppose it is a societal problem coupled with good odds on your side. Unfortunately, you have not encountered enough people like me in the fleshy world that would gather up the shit you spew and force it back down your throat.

Submitted by firefly at 2005-10-14 13:24:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Fungah at 2005-10-14 13:02:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You sir are a god

Submitted by GoodInTheSac at 2005-10-14 12:47:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Funny shite

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-10-14 12:28:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Too short for a +2. Hey! Kinda like Shlongy!!

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-10-14 12:27:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Hey HEY HEY!!!

Play nice on my post, dammit!

Submitted by Axolotl at 2005-10-14 12:15:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-14 12:07:23 (#)
Ranking: 0

whats with all these middle aged redneck fat/short fucks who think their opinion is worth something. you are both a couple of cartoons of expired milk, ugly, smell bad, crappy jobs, crappy lives. LOL
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Cartoons?

You shouldn't be one to talk about others typos. Come on, you can do better insults than smelly and crappy, LOL.

Submitted by Mike00295 at 2005-10-14 12:10:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I wish I had sound on this computer.

Fuck work

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-10-14 12:08:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Thanks for kicking in your two cents worth, MickGinny.

Aren't you that Einstein who insisted for 8 months that Shlongy was an "alter"?

Yeah, that was you...so, in conclusion, why don't you just shut the fuck up, and go find another picture of some redheaded slut - by the way, voted the "boringest Uber series ever" in a poll of anyone who actually gave a shit - to jack off to.

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2005-10-14 12:07:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

whats with all these middle aged redneck fat/short fucks who think their opinion is worth something. you are both a couple of cartoons of expired milk, ugly, smell bad, crappy jobs, crappy lives. LOL

Submitted by sebcharrot at 2005-10-14 12:06:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I'm sorry to ruin the streak, but this isn't a patch on the other uber theme I heard... although I can't remember who did it.

Submitted by MickGinny at 2005-10-14 12:00:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

PFF and shlongy, i want you two to kiss and makeup, after all, self animus is quite fruitless....fruits.

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2005-10-14 11:51:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

yeah the old truth is a real stinger boohoohoo I'm shlongy and I like to complain a lot because I think I'm jerry seinfeld only a short retard version wahwahwah

Submitted by MickGinny at 2005-10-14 11:47:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

funny.

now go outside for awhile.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-10-14 11:45:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The truth, which you don't know much about, hurts, don't it, G. Gonzales?


Submitted by Yes at 2005-10-14 11:45:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ROCK ROCK ON!


Submitted by professorfuckface at 2005-10-14 11:31:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

blah blah blah shlongy go have a cry and fling some more accusations while you're at it

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2005-10-14 11:26:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

AHahahaha....this was awesome!!!

Submitted by ParlorTrick at 2005-10-14 11:21:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ok, so who’s working on the secret handshake and who's ordering the shirts?

Submitted by Trevor1st93 at 2005-10-14 11:21:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:19:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

You can't lecture fuckface, pal. Don't you know? The virgin zitboy who lives off his mommy and daddy is smarter than you, or I, will ever be.

Don't piss him off or he'll email your friends, family and boss at work and then snicker, while he furiously masturbates, in front of his computer monitor in his mommy-paid-for, dank little flat.

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I love you, Shlongy.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-10-14 11:19:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You can't lecture fuckface, pal. Don't you know? The virgin zitboy who lives off his mommy and daddy is smarter than you, or I, will ever be.

Don't piss him off or he'll email your friends, family and boss at work and then snicker, while he furiously masturbates, in front of his computer monitor in his mommy-paid-for, dank little flat.

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2005-10-14 11:19:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

sence? you're fucking joking right?

Submitted by Trevor1st93 at 2005-10-14 11:18:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:12:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

no I did not know that user #9billion. Did you know an mp3 file hosted on a website IS ALREADY IN DOWNLOADABLE FORM? FUCKEATER?

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You got me there, apparently you do have some sence, why don't you go play with your Power Ranger toys?

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-10-14 11:14:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

is this from the unrealeased "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" soundtrack?

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2005-10-14 11:12:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

no I did not know that user #9billion. Did you know an mp3 file hosted on a website IS ALREADY IN DOWNLOADABLE FORM? FUCKEATER?

Submitted by Trevor1st93 at 2005-10-14 11:05:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:03:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

lol shlongy, you act as if you are a big mover and shaker, you're just an average middle aged turd, what a loser

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Did you know that if your age consists of one digit your not allowed on this website?

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2005-10-14 11:03:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

lol shlongy, you act as if you are a big mover and shaker, you're just an average middle aged turd, what a loser

Submitted by Trevor1st93 at 2005-10-14 11:02:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:54:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

If the support is there I'll go back and redo a better version. Sounds like Shlongy's all for it...any oher takers? C'mon people, make me waste all my free time for Uber!!!

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Get to work!

Submitted by Trevor1st93 at 2005-10-14 11:01:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You need a downloadable version.

Submitted by Agentmorneo at 2005-10-14 10:56:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It needs ATTN GHEY MENZ!!, then maybe a story about the creation of it, then Bart..well leave him out. Then more clearer speech.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-10-14 10:54:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

If the support is there I'll go back and redo a better version. Sounds like Shlongy's all for it...any oher takers? C'mon people, make me waste all my free time for Uber!!!

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-10-14 10:49:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

effort

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-10-14 10:48:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:44:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

says the frontman of the gayest, lamest ripoff band of all time, his only claim to fame and he relives those days every day in his head, was a loser then, just dirt now


Christ, sounds like the friendless mommies' boy there is really jealous.

"Only claim to fame???" buahahahahahaaaa....

Submitted by DJMattB241 at 2005-10-14 10:46:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

awesome. Speak a little clearer on the final cut and it'll be a winner!

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2005-10-14 10:44:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

says the frontman of the gayest, lamest ripoff band of all time, his only claim to fame and he relives those days every day in his head, was a loser then, just dirt now

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-10-14 10:40:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It's about time! This dump needed a theme song.

Now granted, this particular versions kinda blows, AND the quality of the recording sounds like the tracks were laid down in an outhouse, but goddmammit, at least you took the initiative, since bart is too busy to do this necessary function.

And this needed to be done.

Nice job, Marconi.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-10-14 10:37:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:23:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

I find the 'radio jingle by way of 80s sitcom theme song' sound strangely fitting.

I, too, have been working on a little something in the way of an Ubersite song. Not so much in the way of something recorded, though. Good job.
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Ah, you noticed my emphasized use of sweeping stereo chorus! <grin> Yeah, the point was to make it semi-obnoxious but strangely compelling...just like Uber. Curious to see what you have for a song!

Maybe we can get Tom roped into writing/recording an Uberopera or Ubermusical! AHAHAHAHA

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-10-14 10:24:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was fan-fucking-tastic!

I love it.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-10-14 10:23:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I find the 'radio jingle by way of 80s sitcom theme song' sound strangely fitting.

I, too, have been working on a little something in the way of an Ubersite song. Not so much in the way of something recorded, though. Good job.

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2005-10-14 10:20:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

fuck no

Submitted by proofofpurchase at 2005-10-14 10:19:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

WONDERFUL!

However it doen't shake my anatidaephobia....the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching me.


It's wonderful, it's magical. Oh boy, here it comes. Another mouth.

-- Homer Simpson
And Maggie Makes Three