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Remembering Our Fallen Heroes

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-11-04 04:50:03 EST
Rating: 1.86 on 160 ratings (161 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Not enough attention gets paid to the men and women who died so we could feel emotionally tied to our movies. Here, I do my best to fix that.




(Note: This list is not all-inclusive. If you feel I missed someone, let me know.)

















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Submitted by Wildman at 2012-04-12 21:07:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Damn! I was here (as another person) but forgot how good this was.
O well, 7 fucking years is a long time to remember anything.


Submitted by pen_name at 2012-04-12 16:44:26 EDT (#)

Screw Hugh and the horse Hugh road in on.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-04-12 07:36:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Comparing this post to your latest one about Mixed Messages, I suspect you need to add your own name to this here list.

Submitted by orphelia at 2008-04-10 05:53:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yes

Submitted by hidden101 at 2008-04-01 17:55:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

awesome.

Submitted by pen_name at 2008-04-01 17:26:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Stop forgetting these, douchebag. I'm sick of looking them up.

http://ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=X

Submitted by ih8u2man at 2006-10-26 21:42:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

again with this post?

Submitted by darko at 2006-10-26 21:35:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:48:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-30 04:25:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:47:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

post something you cunt

Submitted by lechuza at 2006-09-14 12:43:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

kicker of all ass

Submitted by Kaelic at 2006-09-04 20:38:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2006-09-03 14:45:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Cheers

Submitted by darko at 2006-09-01 17:30:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This was posted on my 21st birthday

Submitted by darko at 2006-08-31 10:56:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

7.000 or so hits to make this on the most viewed page. I figure if I call you a cunt every day for a year or so and yell at you to post, we just may get you on there.

Submitted by darko at 2006-08-31 10:48:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-30 04:25:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:47:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

post something you cunt

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-08-30 06:40:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-30 04:25:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:47:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

post something you cunt

...............

my reply:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UKJk_j6v5fY

Submitted by darko at 2006-08-30 04:25:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:47:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

post something you cunt

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-08-02 01:27:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I was wondering where those magical hits came from. There goes my theory of divine intervention.

Submitted by youarsoghey at 2006-08-01 20:53:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is on College Humor.

Submitted by darko at 2006-07-13 07:47:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

post something you cunt

Submitted by williamson at 2006-04-24 08:55:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by pen_name at 2006-04-08 14:21:58 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

oops

Submitted by Whiplash at 2006-04-08 14:20:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

MEGATRON

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-04-08 14:13:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

haha, it's about time someone noticed. can you believe how seriously they took that?

Submitted by DeathJester at 2006-04-08 14:00:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Myspace lead me to become a orange salesman on Route 44.


BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Submitted by j0andre1 at 2006-03-26 23:27:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

How did I miss this little gem?

I like the colored fella in the beginning.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-03-24 17:15:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Did I already plus 2 this?

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-03-24 16:44:20 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-03-24 14:23:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 LOVE

______________

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


Now I only hate you as much as that Cardassian that tortured picard.

I...SEE...FOUR...LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Snark at 2006-03-24 14:23:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 LOVE

Submitted by Mrdurden24 at 2006-02-07 15:22:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

High-larious

Submitted by creep_firebombing at 2006-02-07 15:02:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Skeet.

Submitted by DCWoody at 2006-01-21 12:17:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hell have a +2 for the post too.

Submitted by DCWoody at 2006-01-21 12:12:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Didin't read this post, +2 for this


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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-20 21:48:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

i'll finish it*

....

Randolph grabbed a beaker and turned to his friend Ablethorpe

"Yes, Able, it looks like our experiment is finally coming to fruition."

"What experiment," Able asked, slightly confused.

"Why, Able, it's the experiment we've been slaving over these past 10 years. It is our ultimate success."

Able scratched his temple. "Are you talking about the butt spray that makes the hair fall off, because i think someone already patented..."

"You fool." Randolph grimaced. "Why am I surrounded by simpletons?"

"well, sir, it's a matter of logistics. Few people are qualified to handle this expensive equipment..."

"yes, Able..."

"...and fewer still like dastardly plans?"

"yes, whatever...."

"and nobody likes to work for a black guy."

Randolph smacked Able. "You nincompoop. I'm white."

"I know that sir, but your very tan and in the dark you look black. that's 12 hours of the day when most people wouldn't work for you."

"I hate you, able."

"Sorry, sir."

....


*I never read it

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Submitted by ASO at 2006-01-20 22:19:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What about Jesse Ventura's character in Predator? That guy was badass.

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-01-20 21:54:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

bah, you had an hour to find that page. i don't even care anymore.

besides, ayn rand blows

...


p.s. thanks blinkish; I'm all about corny jokes

Submitted by Blinkish at 2006-01-20 21:35:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I can't stop laughing at 'Rub a dub dub...'

Submitted by mattseanbachman at 2006-01-20 21:26:02 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Ayn Rand is one of them...hmm. I'm specifically trying to think of things that are tied to what I've said in the past, though. I'll say "Ayn Rand."

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-01-20 20:35:37 EST (#)
Rating: 0

rather, who is your favorite author

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-01-20 20:35:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

all right. what is your favorite author?

Submitted by mattseanbachman at 2006-01-20 20:34:20 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Lol, I am. I just can't figure out what the fuck uber is about. Getting railed by people helps though, ha.

Ay Pen, for real man, wtf do people expect from Uber? I don't get especially worked up about all the -2's and shit, but I shouldn't post stuff if I'm not "in the know."

---

Not going to spend much time debating about my identity...you could try to quiz me though. Idk how, but go for it man.

--Matt

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-01-20 20:29:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

just a simple search of your handle. I'm think you're an alter, though. probably picked up the name from someone you go to school with. you're no award winning essayist.

Submitted by mattseanbachman at 2006-01-20 20:18:44 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Where does it say that??

If it's from where I think it's from, I'm fucking shivering man.

You know more about me than I do. ;-)

Where's it from? jc.

I do like her cd, btw.

--Matt

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-01-20 19:38:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

supposedly you enjoy her cd.

Submitted by mattseanbachman at 2006-01-20 19:24:35 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Katy Rose? idk what you were talking about.


--Matt

Submitted by nitty34 at 2006-01-05 09:24:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-05 04:08:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:31:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

So I guess the caddy scholarship is available again.

Anyone who's interested should go see Judge Smails.

__________________

Jesus H. Christmas.

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I thought it was pretty fucking funny, too. I think only about 6 people got the joke.

Submitted by jagmcmanus at 2005-12-29 00:42:08 EST (#)
Rating: 1

heaps good.

Submitted by KC_DC at 2005-12-18 21:19:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i like this post

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo at 2005-12-11 10:08:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

For Jesus, man. Jesus fuckin' rules.

Submitted by EndOfNothing at 2005-12-10 13:56:56 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-12-05 01:47:44 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I would, but I just haven't had any inspiration. Besides, there has been plenty of kickassery in my stead.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-05 01:04:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You ran off after your Bored at Work post.

You need to write more.

Submitted by AJ at 2005-12-03 21:16:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I don't know why I haven't rated this yet.

My roommate and I got into a heated argument about whether Apollo Creed and Lando were the same actor one time.

He accused me of saying he was racist and that I thought he thinks all black people look alike. We went to imdb and he said "huh... I guess they all DO look the same to me."

Submitted by Maddog at 2005-12-03 18:33:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

good stuff

Submitted by Sassmasterr at 2005-12-03 17:59:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

kee koo koo kee kee

<generic transforming sound effect>

Submitted by Nellypaal at 2005-12-01 08:03:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I own Optimus Prime.

I rock.

Submitted by Hsibaf at 2005-12-01 05:16:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What the hell is this?

Oh ok, nevermind.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-11-23 16:01:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

this is great

Submitted by Oleannder at 2005-11-22 00:56:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You are awesome.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2005-11-22 00:30:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Is it wrong that I own the Transformers movie on VHS?

And every episode of the original show, taped off of NBC when I was a child?

It is?

Fuck that...

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2005-11-21 06:26:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Stand back boy, this calls for some divine intervention

Submitted by RamJetMax at 2005-11-16 12:59:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Required_Reading at 2005-11-15 18:27:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

fucking awesome

Submitted by SiskelandFatboy at 2005-11-15 15:40:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What is this, a portable shower or a monkey cage?
<Anti Shark cage>
You go inside the cage,
cage goes in the water, you go in the water?
Shark's in the water? Our shark?


Farewell and Adieu to you fair spanish ladies
Farewell and Adieu dear ladies of spain..
For we've received orders, we're to sail back to Boston
and so never more shall we see you again....

Submitted by Spam at 2005-11-15 11:01:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss.

As soon as I realised what this was, I made a deal to -2 you if you didn't include Goose.

Submitted by forthewin at 2005-11-14 21:10:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Good job, pen_name!

Congratulations on B@W!

I'm totally jealous!

Submitted by yuvalset at 2005-11-14 04:20:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Very nice.
Always nice to see that I'm not the only one around with a memory, and that being 25 doesn't make me frightfully old

Submitted by Zoidberg at 2005-11-14 04:03:11 EST (#)
Rating: 1

heh

Submitted by keglined at 2005-11-13 23:35:09 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Pick it up, flip through it until the pissy store manager to give you an icy look, set it down, and cropdust the register as you shuffle out the door.

Submitted by Bushy at 2005-11-13 04:57:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2


yeah, thats sweet.

mind you, there are some people who ahve their transformers a bit confused. Optimus gives the matrix of leadership to Ultra Magnus, not Hot Rod. And it is Ultra Magnus, not Hot Rod, who is blown to smithereens then reconstructed on the planet of junk.

By the by, that fight between Optimus and Megatron must rank up there with the best one on one fights ever. Its got everything; witty repartee, sweep kicks, a double fist punch, emotional close ups, and the baddy remains bad, and not honourable. Kick arse.

Submitted by good_food at 2005-11-12 20:19:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It always made me mad how Optimus Prime, the best and biggest badass transformor seemed to suffer a minor gun shot, and the whole Autobot crew just gave up on him and declared him dead. However Hotrod gets brutally crushed and destroyed into multiple pieces, yet the Autobots seems to beable to rebuild and revive him fairly easily. Now why the fuck didn't they just fix up Optimus?!

And that people, is what grinds my gears.

Submitted by ih8u2man at 2005-11-12 12:10:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

read old posts people....let's keep 'er alive bitches!

Submitted by malefic at 2005-11-12 11:58:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

heart wrenching

Submitted by Dante_Alighieri at 2005-11-11 21:22:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HOLY SHIT!

+2 for Vincent Vega.
+2 for Mickey.
+2 for Jeebus.
+2 for Optimus Prime.
+2 for ET.
+2 for Apollo Creed.
+2 for Spock.

Fucking incredible.

Submitted by TheStitch at 2005-11-11 13:57:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sorry, I ranked it wrong the first time...

(Optimus still rules)

Submitted by TheStitch at 2005-11-11 13:57:17 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Optimus Prime - forever my hero.

Submitted by comicbookguy at 2005-11-11 12:17:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by fried-green-potatoes at 2005-11-11 07:14:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That quote from Pulp Fiction always stuck with me, too.

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff at 2005-11-11 06:40:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-11-11 06:27:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:17:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know why, but although I enjoyed and laughed at the entire post.

My absolute favorite is:

Crucifiction. aahahahahahahah111!!11!!1

I don't know if it's a typo or intended, but it's the best word I've ever heard.
______________________

Haha, nah, I can't claim any hidden intentions on my part. It's just a spelling mistake.

Unfortunately, spelling has always been my greatest weakness--like criptoenight.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2005-11-10 22:44:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

How this doesn't have straight +2's, I'll never know.

Submitted by crazyaardvark at 2005-11-10 21:27:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

GO OPTIMUS PRIME!!

Submitted by Kindred at 2005-11-10 21:17:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I don't know why, but although I enjoyed and laughed at the entire post.

My absolute favorite is:

Crucifiction. aahahahahahahah111!!11!!1

I don't know if it's a typo or intended, but it's the best word I've ever heard.

Submitted by scourge at 2005-11-10 13:40:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+ fucking 2.

I look forward to part two, which I KNOW is coming since I see no Bruce Lee.

Submitted by AllyJeans at 2005-11-10 10:05:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

WOW, you made it! Congrats :)

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2005-11-10 09:41:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

???

Submitted by RyuFu at 2005-11-09 15:32:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Eet's a good.

Submitted by Bobbywangstar at 2005-11-09 13:54:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by BurnTheHobo at 2005-11-09 12:10:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by the_grendel at 2005-11-09 11:35:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Call911 at 2005-11-09 07:54:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

If you read any post this year.

Read this one.

Submitted by youarsoghey at 2005-11-09 02:36:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sexy.

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-09 00:30:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by BananaPhone at 2005-11-08 20:11:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

auto +2 for any mention of optimus prime

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2005-11-08 18:25:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Apollo Cred brings back memories of the latest Strongbad halloween toon. Great work!

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-11-08 17:57:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2005-11-08 15:42:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-08 15:35:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

10,000 hits and 140 reviews...you greedy bas-tahd.
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AAAHAHAHAHH!

I was kiddin' man, good job!

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-11-08 15:33:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:43:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats on B@W, you knocked my post down one....asshole!

______________

Today i knock yours down, tomorrow a post about dog vibrators will knock mine down. It's the circle of life.

Submitted by KillerAngel at 2005-11-08 15:01:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well done my friend. Congrats on B@W

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2005-11-08 14:43:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Congrats on B@W, you knocked my post down one....asshole!

Submitted by Doogsterville at 2005-11-08 13:13:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sammy J got eaten pretty much right after he made that statement too. Timing is everything...

Submitted by Pentameter at 2005-11-08 12:55:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Plus fucking 2 for Maude alone!

I now will love you forever because you know of that movie.

Submitted by Stauquin at 2005-11-08 12:02:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-11-08 12:00:00 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Holy Ollie Hopnoodle! B@W!

I am thrilled beyond measure. Let me send a shout out to rad, sinna, vicious, and ally for their campaigning, as well as a big thanks to everyone else.

Here's to knowing that there is no way in hell i'll be able to pull this off again.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-08 09:33:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I propose a Jesus Christ vs. Optimus Prime deathmatch to determine once and for all who the all-time King of the Resurrected Heroes is.

By the way, this post kicked me right in the jimmy and laughed at me while I cried like a little girl.

Submitted by Tom Sorrell at 2005-11-08 08:40:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Congrats, pen name. This is awesome.

Submitted by AllyJeans at 2005-11-07 05:34:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-11-04 18:55:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:06:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-11-07 05:30:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

well, at least you knew optimus.




phew...punchline still works.

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-07 05:26:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-07 05:21:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-07 05:17:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

I only know like five guys on that list.

_______________________

if i may guess...


carl weathers
anthony edwards
tom hanks
Leonard Nimoy
Jesus Christ

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NOPE!

Seth Brundle
Spock
Billy
ET
Optimus Prime

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-11-07 05:21:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-07 05:17:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

I only know like five guys on that list.

_______________________

if i may guess...


carl weathers
anthony edwards
tom hanks
Leonard Nimoy
Jesus Christ

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-07 05:17:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I only know like five guys on that list.

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-11-07 05:04:18 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I just realized that I left out Obi-wan and Yoda. They deserve to be up there.

Ah well.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-11-06 18:02:35 EST (#)
Rating: 1

goose!

Submitted by darkspoon at 2005-11-05 08:30:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-11-05 05:35:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

WTF?

Submitted by baking_Lady at 2005-11-05 05:35:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

apollo creed - carl weathers
quint - robert shaw
sonny - jimmy caan
goose - anthony edwards
maude - ruth gordon
kuato - marshall bell
john miller - tom hanks
seth brundle - Jeff Goldblum
mickey - burgess meredith
russell casse - randy quaid
vincent vega - john travolta
russell franklin - Samuel L Jackson
father mcgruder - Stuart Devenie
spock - Leonard Nimoy
billy - sonny landham
ET - Pat Welsh
Jesus Christ - Jim Nazereth
optimus prime - peter cullen

Submitted by joedaddy at 2005-11-05 05:05:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2



Can someone please list the names of all the actors that played these roles?
.........(for the mentally weak and culturally impaired amongst us).........










Submitted by Bob_Dole at 2005-11-05 02:13:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

way to kick christ in the peener! go optimus prime!

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-11-05 01:55:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

best ever

Submitted by Unabonger at 2005-11-05 01:31:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

awesome

Submitted by bob at 2005-11-05 01:31:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

he suffered from being black in a horror movie

HAHAHAHHAHHA

Submitted by Kale at 2005-11-05 00:38:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by Axtumanu at 2005-11-04 20:15:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Pure gold!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-04 19:16:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Good idea for a post.

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-11-04 19:05:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I nearly missed this cos I thought it was going to be about soldiering or something

Submitted by Viciousriffs at 2005-11-04 18:55:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:06:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by kaos-king at 2005-11-04 14:54:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Definitely +2 material

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-11-04 14:06:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-04 13:54:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

And dude, it's a good thing Kirk ejected Spock's body or he never would have been on the Genesis planet, been reborn, etc., etc.

___________________________________

yeah, but how could he have known that would happen. it was totally reckless.

"well, damn, we got this tylenol coffin and we haven't shot at anyone for 20 minutes..let's dump spock in it and aim at that cloud of shit over there."

and while we're hear...how did spock known to engrave his memory in bones? that fucker was psychic.

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-11-04 13:54:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I still tear up when I watch the final battle between Optimus and Megatron. And then again, when he gives the Matrix to Hot Rod. GOd, what a fucking badass he was.

LONG LIVE OPTIMUS PRIME.

And dude, it's a good thing Kirk ejected Spock's body or he never would have been on the Genesis planet, been reborn, etc., etc.

Submitted by Montucky at 2005-11-04 13:20:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

However, in a subsequent film Optimus Prime was resurrected to fight the Autobots who were infected with the Hate Virus

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2005-11-04 12:57:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Awesomeness.

Submitted by Anansie at 2005-11-04 12:38:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This post is fellate-worthy.

Submitted by jack11058 at 2005-11-04 12:28:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+75 for father Mcgruder

+29 for billy the indian

Submitted by Teephphah at 2005-11-04 11:36:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This was seriously sweet and you get extra props for including my man J.C. (but even I know he's no Optimus Prime). All I'd add was, with all the talk of "there can be only one" there at the end, what about Sean Connery's character from Highlander? Obviously he was very influential since I can't seem to remember his name . . . Um. Okay. I'll shut up now.

Submitted by youarewrong at 2005-11-04 10:57:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Funny as hell. Great post baby.

But what about Carlito Brigante

MOTHER FUCKER TO THE MAX!!!!!!!!!!




"HERE COMES THE PAIN"

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2005-11-04 10:54:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Thank you very much!

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-11-04 10:26:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:00:05 (#)
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Can someone please list the movies that these are from for the mentally weak (the rest of you) and/or culturally impaired (me) amongst us?

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Sure can.

1) Apollo: Rocky (Quote and death from Rocky 4)
2) Quint: Jaws
3) Sonny: The Godfather
4) Goose: Top Gun
5) Maude: Harold and Maude
6) Kuato: Total Recall
7) Miller: Saving Private Ryan
8) Seth: The Fly
9) Mickey: Rocky (Quote and Death from Rocky 3)
10) Russell: Independence Day
11) Vincent: Pulp Fiction
12) Russell: Deep Blue Sea
13) Mcgruder: Dead Alive
14) Spock: Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
15) Billy: Predator
16) E.T: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
17) (joke)
18) Optimus: The Transformers: The Movie

Submitted by One4TheRoad at 2005-11-04 10:16:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

They all got what was comin' to 'em.

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2005-11-04 10:00:05 EST (#)
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Can someone please list the movies that these are from for the mentally weak (the rest of you) and/or culturally impaired (me) amongst us?







kthxbye

Submitted by mtgn37 at 2005-11-04 09:57:06 EST (#)
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You got the touch...you got the pooowwweeeeeerrrrr, YEAH!
fucking +2

Submitted by Off_The_Wagon at 2005-11-04 09:56:24 EST (#)
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Great work.

Submitted by AshK at 2005-11-04 09:42:42 EST (#)
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Woo Quint!

Submitted by crownofsuns at 2005-11-04 09:04:57 EST (#)
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I love the one about spock!

Submitted by Grimm at 2005-11-04 08:22:11 EST (#)
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that was great!

Submitted by ghola at 2005-11-04 08:06:23 EST (#)
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Maude.

fuckin hell yea.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2005-11-04 07:37:33 EST (#)
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1) Carl Weathers needs to be in more movies. Way more movies.

2) -I'm scared
- No way Billy, you ain't scared of no man.
-There's something out there, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.

3) More than meets the eye.


4) +2

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2005-11-04 07:29:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This was great.

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-11-04 07:16:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 07:06:09 (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:10:51 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:02:11 (#)
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Father McGruder was actually hurled onto a rather grand headstone of an angel and was impaled upon it's arm. He was already dead though because he got bitten by the decapitated zombie head.

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I remembered the bite, but I figured it was a moot point with the impaling.

But you're right. It wasn't a fence post he was chucked on. Fuck. That pisses me off.
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Don't worry, I'll send you a bracelet engraved with "WWND?" and you'll be ok.

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A braclet with "What Would Nixon Do?" written on it? Yeah, that might just do the trick.

But if you really want to make my day, just buy me a bowl of custard and drop in a severed ear. MMM, good rich custard.



Submitted by Berty at 2005-11-04 07:06:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:10:51 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:02:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

Father McGruder was actually hurled onto a rather grand headstone of an angel and was impaled upon it's arm. He was already dead though because he got bitten by the decapitated zombie head.

_____________

I remembered the bite, but I figured it was a moot point with the impaling.

But you're right. It wasn't a fence post he was chucked on. Fuck. That pisses me off.
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Don't worry, I'll send you a bracelet engraved with "WWND?" and you'll be ok.

Submitted by MichaelJackson at 2005-11-04 06:58:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I moonwalk in this post's honor!

Submitted by CHR15 at 2005-11-04 06:45:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-04 06:33:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

RIP Mickey.

Submitted by Wisher at 2005-11-04 06:28:06 EST (#)
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I wish I could dance with Vincent/John. Loved post.

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-11-04 05:32:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:18:49 (#)
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Hey, a post of yours I like....things are looking up!

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All the credit goes to my new meds.

Here's to Pfizer...may you continue to keep me sane.

Submitted by sinna at 2005-11-04 05:31:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

If I knew how to put something forward for B@W I'd so be doing that right now!

Submitted by Xcuses at 2005-11-04 05:18:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hey, a post of yours I like....things are looking up!

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-11-04 05:10:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:02:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

Father McGruder was actually hurled onto a rather grand headstone of an angel and was impaled upon it's arm. He was already dead though because he got bitten by the decapitated zombie head.

_____________

I remembered the bite, but I figured it was a moot point with the impaling.

But you're right. It wasn't a fence post he was chucked on. Fuck. That pisses me off.


Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-11-04 05:06:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

B@W

Submitted by Berty at 2005-11-04 05:02:11 EST (#)
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Father McGruder was actually hurled onto a rather grand headstone of an angel and was impaled upon it's arm. He was already dead though because he got bitten by the decapitated zombie head.

Submitted by Berty at 2005-11-04 05:00:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

*weeps for Optimus Prime*

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2005-11-04 04:59:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fantastic.

Submitted by bart at 2005-11-04 04:58:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yes!

Submitted by Dreg at 2005-11-04 04:55:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

auto autobot +2


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