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RACE to the DEATH!!!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-17 17:09:43 EST
Rating: 1.56 on 57 ratings (57 reviews) (Review this item) (V)



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Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2007-11-15 10:57:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by AlexorGM at 2006-09-27 15:20:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ahahahahaha

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-18 15:56:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by NerfHerder at 2005-11-18 15:47:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I enjoyed this one much more than the final version.

So I'm rating this one.

Submitted by Drone_of_Industry at 2005-11-18 15:42:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I can really feel the tension!

Submitted by jack11058 at 2005-11-18 14:36:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-18 11:22:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-18 00:19:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

SLOTH LOVE CHUNK!
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BWWAAAAA AHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-18 10:47:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:37:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.soupsandwich.net/jungleschool.html

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Good find. Thanks. :D

Sloths are quickly becoming my favorite animal, I think. They're about to take over the top spot from walruses and sasquatches.

heheheh... 'sasquatches'.... that sounds like some kind of defiant wrist watch. :P

Submitted by Balrog at 2005-11-18 10:33:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That was fucking funny.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2005-11-18 10:22:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:39:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

I wonder who will win?

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Whom. Whom will win and why?

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2005-11-18 09:59:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:37:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.soupsandwich.net/jungleschool.html




AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's fucking hilarious.

Submitted by Avals at 2005-11-18 09:39:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I wonder who will win?

Submitted by WildcatMcGee at 2005-11-18 09:37:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Berty at 2005-11-18 08:46:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Slths can move fucking quickly when you set fire to the trees they're in.

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-11-18 08:40:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

silly.

Submitted by Dervel at 2005-11-18 06:41:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Standing. Fucking. Ovation.

This is brilliant.

My money is on Sloth.

Outstanding work, medals all round.

Submitted by youarewrong at 2005-11-18 04:36:15 EST (#)
Rating: -2

My last load of sperm could have done a better job.

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-18 04:19:38 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by fluff at 2005-11-18 03:35:07 EST (#)
Rating: -2

nice

Submitted by RyuFu at 2005-11-18 00:30:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Loved the close-ups.

Submitted by munkeypants at 2005-11-18 00:19:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

SLOTH LOVE CHUNK!

Submitted by Saxon at 2005-11-17 23:10:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This could take a while.

Submitted by ParlorTrick at 2005-11-17 22:16:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

...and in a surprise upset - molasses wins the race!

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2005-11-17 21:45:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

heheh

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-17 20:21:07 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-17 20:14:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

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0 no comment?

0 no comment.

heh.

You might as well just shoot me. :P









Anansie, glad to see more people understand where I was coming from in those reviews.

Submitted by Anansie at 2005-11-17 20:17:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:40:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

Someone is buying a car/SUV for me.

If you end up getting an SUV in this day and age, I will have lost all respect for you, PERIOD.

Go for fuel efficiency... Get something that could help stop the trend of climatological decay. Get a hybrid. For god's sake, get a fucking hybrid. If nothing else, at least get something that gets good gas mileage.

Be industrious. Be sensible. Be green.

You can still be stylish, but for god's sake, just think about more than just whether or not you'll look cool driving it.

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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:57:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

Reading through the reviews of this post just pisses me off.

What the hell is wrong with people!?!?!

I just don't get this idea that a car is anything but a means to a fucking end. It gets you from one place to another. That's it.

I hate this goddamn 'pimped-out' mentality. I feel like I'm watching MTV's 'Cribs' and all these niggers are brandishing their respective 12 cylinder Bentleys.

Get a fucking clue, people! We're destroying our fucking world. Don't you even care? Or are you all just gonna drive your fucking Cadillac Escalades to hell like everyone else?

Excuse me, I'm going to fucking throw up now.
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Because of this, by the way. I didn't really have an uberhero before now. And no you don't get an interview. You don't have a choice. Bwahahaha!

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2005-11-17 20:14:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by lordofthedance at 2005-11-17 20:11:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This was good.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-17 20:11:00 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Seriously, though, like don't I get an interview first or something?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-17 20:10:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-17 20:03:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

By the way ETS, you are my new hero.
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Yes, but who was your old hero? I'd like to know what kind of company you keep.

Submitted by Anansie at 2005-11-17 20:03:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:32:06 (#)
Ranking: 2


People have no appreciation for silly, pointless shit these days...


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Exactly.

By the way ETS, you are my new hero.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-17 19:05:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:49:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:41:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

You fucking idiot! It's not going to BE continued... It was part of the fucking joke that the goddamn race takes so long it requires multiple posts.

I wasn't going to fucking continue it. Now i might just to fucking spite you.

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http://www.ubersite.com/m/72986

Aheh.

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SHUT UP, SLORE!

Submitted by Electro at 2005-11-17 19:03:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Uh... they haven't even left the start line!
WTF? +2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2005-11-17 18:49:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:41:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

You fucking idiot! It's not going to BE continued... It was part of the fucking joke that the goddamn race takes so long it requires multiple posts.

I wasn't going to fucking continue it. Now i might just to fucking spite you.

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http://www.ubersite.com/m/72986

Aheh.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-17 18:41:11 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:39:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

With the stupid "To be continued," which might as well have just said "I'm gonna milk this shit for all its worth" I might have given it something.

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You fucking idiot! It's not going to BE continued... It was part of the fucking joke that the goddamn race takes so long it requires multiple posts.

I wasn't going to fucking continue it. Now i might just to fucking spite you.

Submitted by Hadley at 2005-11-17 18:39:30 EST (#)
Rating: 0

With the stupid "To be continued," which might as well have just said "I'm gonna milk this shit for all its worth" I might have given it something.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2005-11-17 18:32:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2


People have no appreciation for silly, pointless shit these days...

Submitted by Method at 2005-11-17 18:29:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:11:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:11:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Idiot.

Submitted by tinactin at 2005-11-17 18:27:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Wisher at 2005-11-17 18:15:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hahaha!!!

Submitted by Hadley at 2005-11-17 18:11:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:11:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Idiot.

Submitted by Shmee51 at 2005-11-17 18:08:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yeah this was pretty goddamned funny. I hope the sloth wins... fuck sloths.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-17 18:06:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:04:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

All the exclamation points make me excited!

In the good way!!
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Love your username!

!!!

!!!!!!!!!!

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! ;)

Submitted by scourge at 2005-11-17 18:04:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

All the exclamation points make me excited!

In the good way!!

Submitted by ryan5012 at 2005-11-17 17:52:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Brilliant

Submitted by ghola at 2005-11-17 17:52:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

wonderful thursday post

Submitted by MyTeeOne at 2005-11-17 17:45:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You made me laugh on a shitty day. +2 for you.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2005-11-17 17:42:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:33:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

I am +2ing this ONLY because when I looked at that picture of the sloth, I heard the 6 million dollar man sound, and then you made your comment.

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Cookie in "It's All About Me" shocker.

Submitted by CookieLass at 2005-11-17 17:33:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I am +2ing this ONLY because when I looked at that picture of the sloth, I heard the 6 million dollar man sound, and then you made your comment.

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2005-11-17 17:30:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I want to learn how to make pictures like that.

Submitted by Merlina at 2005-11-17 17:29:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ha ha ha

Submitted by hairycoo at 2005-11-17 17:23:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

randomness!

Submitted by PokeyPecker at 2005-11-17 17:17:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I laughed.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart at 2005-11-17 17:17:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Did George Bush's brain forget to show up for the race again?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-17 17:15:17 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:11:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hee hee - good thing it's Thursday!

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Are you kidding!?!?!?

Look at the death-defying action!!!!

Look at the spectacle!!!!

The 6 million dollar sloth!!!!

The intrigue!!!!

The madness!!!!

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2005-11-17 17:11:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Idiot.

Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery at 2005-11-17 17:11:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hee hee - good thing it's Thursday!


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