How does one go about raping the willing?Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2005-11-26 03:04:53 EST
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As I was browsing through Ubersite today, I came across a humorous add for trigger locks. It said something along the lines of “Rapists Love Trigger Locks”. This brought up memories of an amusing incident that happened to me. So get ready for story time...
Two years ago, me and my girlfriend/fiance/booty call(in THAT particular order) were up on this hill next to a radio tower that overlooked the whole city. Were we up there because it was romantic? Hell no. It was the only place our underaged asses could drink and not get caught.
We’re laying in the bed of my truck, drunk and staring at the stars. Then, of course, things start heating up. After a few minutes of kissing and heavy petting, I go down on her. Everything’s going good for about 5 minutes, and then it happened.
This 4-foot-11, frail, meek, shy Japanese girl blurts out, “I want you to rape me.”
God, what I wouldn’t give to see what I looked like as I removed my head from between her thighs, wiped off my mouth and muttered “Wha...?”
After my astonishment wore off a bit, I wondered “How am I supposed to pull THIS off?” I’ve got no rope, no weapons, nothing. And by “Rape”, does she just want it rough, with the usual choking and hair pulling? I’m assuming she doesnt really want me to beat her black and blue, throw her over the cliff and leave her for dead.
I was forced to improvise a bit. I pulled her over to a chain link fence, and tied her hands to it with her panties. But other than that... it was just like any other session. I was debating with myself if I should say “Okay, I am raping you now” while we were going at it. But I realized that would just be weird, and the last thing this situation needs is MORE weird.
Needless to say, we never spoke of that day again.
“So Chris, your girl had a fantasy and you pretty much let her down? What up wit’ dat?”
See, I’m thinking the same thing. Chris has NEVER been one to let the ladies down.
So what I was thinking was the next time I take leave and go to So Cal, I’ll stop by a sporting goods store and pick up some rope, a ski mask and maybe a huge hunting knife. I’ll go to her apartment, knock on her door, and when she opens it, thats when I’ll go into action.
She’ll obviously be surprised to see me, seeing as how we havnt spoken in about a year.
“Chris, what are you doing here?”
I don my mask. Look at her and say “Oh, just trying to fulfill your wish.”
“Huh? What are you talking abo–aaaccchhhh!”
Did you know I can knock you out with a sleeper hold in about 3 seconds? Well, SHE does now...
When she wakes up, she’ll be bound and gagged. And I’ll go to town on her. Occasionally giving her five across the face when she starts resisting or making too much noise. When I’m done, I’ll cut her loose, take of the ski mask and proudly boast, “Ahhh, another satisfied customer. You got any beer?”
>>>>Fast Forward about 2 weeks<<<<
“But your Honor, she WANTED me to rape her...”
“Oh, I’m sure she did, Lieutenant Cali. Well, there will be plenty of raping where YOU'RE going.”
Shit, maybe I should sleep on this...