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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-26 04:37:34 EST
Rating: 1.91 on 83 ratings (83 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

These are movies that probably should be made, but never will be.

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Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-09-25 11:45:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ahhhh...This was posted before ETS went batshit crazy and started spouting jibberish.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2005-11-30 17:13:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

B@ETS!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-30 00:24:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Thanks for the words of encouragment on this one. I spent parts of 3 days on it. I spent more time on this post than any other non-musical post I've made. It wasn't easy. I wanted to do about 10 different movies, but I was afraid noone with dialup would ever see it because of its size. It's already pretty large as it is.

I might do a continuation in the future. I'm probably not going to post as much as usual over the next little while. I think I'm gonna go for more of a quality over quantity approach. There are a lot of my posts that could have gone from good to great if I'd just gone that extra step with them, so from now on I'm gonna try doing that, even if it takes days to complete.

At least then I can look at my own stuff and be halfway proud of some of it. We'll see how it goes.

Submitted by Wisher at 2005-11-29 00:32:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I wish you had even more time on your hands! Jeeeezus this is funny!

Submitted by forthewin at 2005-11-28 21:32:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HAHAHAHA

This should make B@W.

Well... Actually, it could use a couple more good ones to be long enough for B@W.

But still... This is awesome.

Submitted by resignator at 2005-11-28 18:28:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome...some of the reviews/comments were just as good though.
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:57:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:48:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

WAAAAAY too much time on your hands.

Awesome.

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Yea, time! That's it! Time!

That's what I've got on my hands.

It comes in white, milky liquid form now.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-11-28 18:15:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Louisiana Jones...heh

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-28 18:10:10 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:07:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

Uhhhhh...

That was not a mental image I needed to have right now. I'm eating potato soup.
Damn you for ruining my meager meal, man!

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Ruined your meal? Shit, man, just imagine if you'd have licked the time off my hands!

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2005-11-28 18:07:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Uhhhhh...

That was not a mental image I needed to have right now. I'm eating potato soup.
Damn you for ruining my meager meal, man!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-28 17:57:17 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:48:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

WAAAAAY too much time on your hands.

Awesome.

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Yea, time! That's it! Time!

That's what I've got on my hands.

It comes in white, milky liquid form now.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2005-11-28 17:48:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

WAAAAAY too much time on your hands.

Awesome.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-28 13:21:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:07:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:28:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Yea, I guess if there is a movie out there called "Jurassic Pork", which apparently there is, I can only assume the creator of it is a genius of the highest order. Either that or a wealthy porn kingpin. Either way, we have something in common.

I have a bad habit of not googling shit like this before I post. Spoofing pop culture is a cheap sort of humor...so cheap, in fact, I was surprised that none of the other movies had been made by large corporate studios yet.
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I was just commenting on the earlier review. Someone who has never posted anything farked your rating (nobody cares about the ratings, but everyone does. Who doesn't like to have their creativity praised? Knowing that soemthing you took the time to do is well received is a matter of pride, I guess), and it pissed me off a little. Mostly because someone did the same to one of my posts.

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I've come to expect it on uber. Frankly, I was surprised it had gotten that far without being blemished. I think I made it to the top of best ever right before they did it. No biggie. I realize I generally piss just enough people off so that I'll never get a perfect 2 on anything I post. I suppose I could start kissing a lot of ass and maybe it might work out one day, but I doubt it. Besides, none of the crap I post should get perfect 2s anyway, in my opinion. I always end up finding something wrong with them.

Submitted by scourge at 2005-11-28 13:07:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:28:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Yea, I guess if there is a movie out there called "Jurassic Pork", which apparently there is, I can only assume the creator of it is a genius of the highest order. Either that or a wealthy porn kingpin. Either way, we have something in common.

I have a bad habit of not googling shit like this before I post. Spoofing pop culture is a cheap sort of humor...so cheap, in fact, I was surprised that none of the other movies had been made by large corporate studios yet.
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I was just commenting on the earlier review. Someone who has never posted anything farked your rating (nobody cares about the ratings, but everyone does. Who doesn't like to have their creativity praised? Knowing that soemthing you took the time to do is well received is a matter of pride, I guess), and it pissed me off a little. Mostly because someone did the same to one of my posts.


Submitted by TigerLilly at 2005-11-28 12:50:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This was awesome!!!

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2005-11-28 12:49:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Nice.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-28 12:28:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:16:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

Jurassic Pork is a movie. Jurassic Pork is a movie. Jurassic Pork is a movie.

Who fucking cares?

ETS, this was hilarious, especially Louisiana Jones.

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Yea, I guess if there is a movie out there called "Jurassic Pork", which apparently there is, I can only assume the creator of it is a genius of the highest order. Either that or a wealthy porn kingpin. Either way, we have something in common.

I have a bad habit of not googling shit like this before I post. Spoofing pop culture is a cheap sort of humor...so cheap, in fact, I was surprised that none of the other movies had been made by large corporate studios yet.


Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2005-11-28 12:18:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

nice photo choice for louisiana jones.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-11-28 12:17:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

you're more interesting when you don't cry

Submitted by firefly at 2005-11-28 11:20:12 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by scourge at 2005-11-28 10:16:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Jurassic Pork is a movie. Jurassic Pork is a movie. Jurassic Pork is a movie.

Who fucking cares?

ETS, this was hilarious, especially Louisiana Jones.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2005-11-28 09:07:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hahahaha

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2005-11-28 08:58:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Brilliant!

Submitted by Berty at 2005-11-28 08:05:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

10 out of 10 for effort.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey at 2005-11-28 03:09:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This was fairly meh until Louisianna Jones. Then it was funny.

Submitted by lordofthedance at 2005-11-28 00:45:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-28 00:39:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Hmmm, it does look right in Firefox.

Strange.

Submitted by munkeypants at 2005-11-27 20:38:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2005-11-27 01:24:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I couldn't really be bothered reading the blurbs but +2 for incredible amount of effort.

Submitted by JSultan at 2005-11-27 00:27:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky at 2005-11-27 00:26:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by AJ at 2005-11-26 19:32:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Coyote at 2005-11-26 19:12:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy cow a lot of effort went into this.

Plus it was hilarious, so, you know, you've got that going for you.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-26 18:01:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hollywood's produced far worse, so a studio could totally take a chance on any one of these and see what happens...
I mean, they couldn't be any worse than 'White Chicks,' right?

Submitted by sparkle_pink at 2005-11-26 17:49:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I laughed out loud at Twister and Louisiana Jones.

You're my hero.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky at 2005-11-26 17:37:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

har har.

Louisiana Jones, and thats it.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-11-26 17:22:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

im stealing your louisiana jones idea

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-26 16:43:47 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-11-26 16:08:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

Jurassic Pork IS a movie
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I guess I should have googled first. That's what I get for trusting my own originality.

Submitted by Unbound at 2005-11-26 16:34:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Most of them didn't grab me but I did enjoy Louisiana Jones.

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer at 2005-11-26 16:23:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

B@W

Submitted by nate at 2005-11-26 16:08:13 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Jurassic Pork IS a movie

Submitted by MrSparkle847 at 2005-11-26 15:29:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Pwn.

Submitted by RamJetMax at 2005-11-26 15:11:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well deserved

Submitted by Foonbo at 2005-11-26 13:41:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-26 13:10:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

the others weren't funny but louisiana jones was hilarious

Submitted by Zoidberg at 2005-11-26 13:10:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

the others weren't funny but louisiana jones was hilarious

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-11-26 12:42:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

louisianna jones made me laugh.


Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-26 12:40:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-26 12:31:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

Here is the key to my city. Take the one to my house too while you're at it

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No really... You're too much.

Please cease this adulation at once...

Well-placed as it may be, you must stop.

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2005-11-26 12:31:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Here is the key to my city. Take the one to my house too while you're at it

Submitted by Required_Reading at 2005-11-26 12:26:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for the last one.


Fucking gold

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart at 2005-11-26 12:23:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

pretty damn funny

Submitted by DJMattB241 at 2005-11-26 12:02:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-26 11:39:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

The "Louisiana Jones, Raiders of the Wal-Mart" made me laugh my ass off.

Submitted by mikethescottish at 2005-11-26 11:49:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Really quite goddamn fantastic.

Submitted by Maddog at 2005-11-26 11:39:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The "Louisiana Jones, Raiders of the Wal-Mart" made me laugh my ass off.

Submitted by Bob_Dole at 2005-11-26 11:31:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You should be in pictures, kid...

Submitted by spedmonkey at 2005-11-26 11:21:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-26 07:32:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay, +2 soley on the strength of Louisiana Jones. That was awesome.

Submitted by SullyThePirate at 2005-11-26 10:59:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm a sucker for interposed heads.

Submitted by TheSpook at 2005-11-26 10:06:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Davros at 2005-11-26 09:19:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2005-11-26 09:13:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-26 09:06:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

How did you come up with THIS post after your Mr. Miyagi disaster less than 24 hours ago?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-11-26 09:06:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

How did you come up with THIS post after your Mr. Miyagi disaster less than 24 hours ago?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2005-11-26 08:52:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Bill Paxyon IS the man

Submitted by morontian at 2005-11-26 08:04:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I met some of those raiders of the Wal*Mart yesterday morning....

while I was...

uh....

buying extravagantly expensive gifts for everyone I know.

<hides face in utter shame>

Submitted by fluff at 2005-11-26 08:01:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

nice work!

Submitted by thecaes at 2005-11-26 07:32:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Okay, +2 soley on the strength of Louisiana Jones. That was awesome.

Submitted by Boondock at 2005-11-26 07:17:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2005-11-26 05:51:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Heheheheh. When I said this wasn't that funny, I'd only read the first one - the Twister blurb had me in absolute bits.

Submitted by Spam at 2005-11-26 05:41:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

No Rad, it has something to do with the width of the pic I think. If it is big enough to make the page scroll, it seems to go immediately below the MVA side bar, this post http://www.ubersite.com/m/79841 - has a small pic and no blank space. I think it has something to do with the text wrapping Bart has recently tinkered with stop people frm fucking up posts using the '@@@@@@@@@@' trick.

This is all supposistion of course and I know fuck all about computers so you'd do well to ignore it.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-11-26 05:31:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

this space intentionally left blank so when you click on it you dont get a face full of suprise goatse

Submitted by Circe at 2005-11-26 05:30:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You can be clever on the odd occasion. Dumbass.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo at 2005-11-26 05:21:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ETS and I actually did a collaboration track for The Loonies. It's a synth-pop ballad called "I Can See The Fire (Behind Those Cryin' Eyes)", and it'll be available on 12" Vinyl this winter.

1985, here we come!

Submitted by Spam at 2005-11-26 05:11:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2




Louisiana Jones and the Raiders of the Wal Mart

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-11-26 05:03:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-26 05:00:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

the reason for the blank space is apparent I thought.


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not to me....

Funkboy you can turn off the ads in 'My Account'

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-11-26 05:00:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

the reason for the blank space is apparent I thought.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-11-26 04:59:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

you can shut them off funk



Submitted by leilani at 2005-11-26 04:59:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

no, i'm on safari and the pic starts in the normal place

Submitted by funk_boy at 2005-11-26 04:56:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

adverts?


fuck this

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-11-26 04:51:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-26 04:46:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

Does the picture start low on the page for anyone else, or am I just really stoned?

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All pictures look funny in some versions of Explorer- all pictures have a big white space ahead of them when I use uber on explorer (bored) at work, but on firefox at home it looks fine. fact.

Submitted by leilani at 2005-11-26 04:47:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

DUDE so funny

ets= so cute too :)

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-26 04:46:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Does the picture start low on the page for anyone else, or am I just really stoned?

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-11-26 04:46:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

http://www.myvue.com/cinemas/index.asp?SessionID=9AB8392404E7400B827643B4B70A8C24&ci=36

tears have come to my eyes- look at the choice I have to watch today.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-11-26 04:44:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

seriously dude, tears squirted out my eyes when I saw the title for that,



Louisiana Jones and the Raiders of the Wal Mart

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-11-26 04:42:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I love that scene in Lousiana Jones where the crackhead pulls out a knife and start twirling it around, and Jones just caps him.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-26 04:42:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

hmmm.

Now that came out weird.

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-11-26 04:39:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Great! You've put me in the mood for a film.


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