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This Racism is Killing Me Inside

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2005-11-27 02:20:16 EST
Rating: 1.8 on 21 ratings (21 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Events leading up to the creation of this song

Katrina hits the gulf. African Americans bitch that the government is hesitant to send relief. I bite my tongue because their situation IS unfortunate and I slightly feel bad for them.

Kanye West announces on live television that Bush doesnt care about black people. Again, I bite my tongue. He is simply practicing his right to Freedom of Speech.

Then something happened that pushed me over the edge. The NBA states that they are going to start enforcing a dress-code. I personally think this is a great idea. The players on the other hand...

Long story short, I read an interview on AOLnews (for the life of me, I cant remember who it was). This individual stated that "THEY dont want US to dress Like Black People." By US Im pretty sure hes not talking about the white players, such as..um, well, I cant think of any at this moment, but Im sure there are still a couple out there

I had to do something creative with my frustration. I wrote the lyrics, and seeing as how I am as musically crap-tacular as (Insert TRL Superstar here), I got my friend Josh to perform it. 2 hours and a 12-pack later, we had this little diddy.

Let me clear a few things up before you listen to it. The song is missing a certain word. Dont worry; youll know what it is when you hear it. And as for the Gravedigger line, well the fact is this. If the offices of Military Equal Opportunity got wind of this, they would have a field day with my ass. Its an attempt, although a futile one, to cover my ass if indeed this got into the wrong hands.


Just a heads up, it would probably be a good idea to wait until the room is cleared of black people before you listen to this. Unless of course youve got a bottle of Old E and some of the sticky icky to share with them afterwards.

"This is not the greatest song in the world. No, this is just a tribute."

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Submitted by Dr.Gonzo at 2005-12-03 18:56:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Overt unashamed racism = +2

Submitted by williamson at 2005-12-01 05:32:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

# Nigger, v. To wear out, spoil or destroy.
# Niggerish, adj. Acting in an indolent and irresponsible manner.
# Niggerlipping, v. Wetting the end of a cigarette while smoking it.
# Niggerlover, n. Derogatory term aimed at whites lacking in the necessary loathing of blacks.
# Nigger luck, n. Exceptionally good luck, emphasis on undeserved.
# Nigger-flicker, n. A small knife or razor with one side heavily taped to preserve the user's fingers.
# Nigger heaven, n. a designated place, usually the balcony, where blacks were forced to sit, for example, in an integrated movie theater or church.
# Nigger knocker, n. axe handle or weapon made from an axe handle.
# Nigger rich, adj, Deeply in debt but ostentatious.
# Nigger shooter, n. A slingshot.
# Nigger steak, n. a slice of liver or a cheap piece of meat.
# Nigger stick, n. police officer's baton.
# Nigger tip, n. leaving a small tip or no tip in a restaurant.
# Nigger in the woodpile, n. a concealed motive or unknown factor affecting a situation in an adverse way.
# Nigger work, n. Demeaning, menial tasks.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-11-28 17:32:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

make that fucker wear a dashiki

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2005-11-28 03:43:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-27 10:00:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

crap

_______________________
Im brand spankin' new to Uber, and was just curious...
is apollo black? Or is he the only one who realizes that admitting it was funny
is basically a free trip to hell?


However... dont let THAT scare you from giving +2's!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-28 01:40:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Excellente! Hilarious! Brilliant! Bravo!

You've been added to the growing tally of musical talent on ubersite: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77899

Submitted by forthewin at 2005-11-27 22:35:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Thanks!

Wouldn't want to have such a choppy version of such a good song.

I just wish he said nigger more, it'd sound better.



Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2005-11-27 21:23:41 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by forthewin at 2005-11-27 20:56:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I

WISH

THIS

WASN'T

SO

CHOPPY.


I

CAN'T

HEAR

WORTH A JUNX.


HOW

CAN

I

FIX

THAT?


DO

YOU

HAVE

A

CLEARER

DOWNLOAD

ANYWHERE?

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2005-11-27 16:25:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-27 10:19:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Like I said, don't expect pity.

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I agree. Stop acting like a victim. I had a discussion with a black guy about a month ago on what he thought makes African Americans think they have it so bad. He stated it was how they were raised.
"Oh really? Well, tell me what you had to deal with and I'll see how much we had in common"

Racism: Check (I was the minority in every school I attended, and they made sure I knew it)

Poverty: Double Check

Single Parent: Check

Violence: Check (They shut down my school due to the L.A. Riots, seeing as how there were numerous fires just blocks from it.)

Gangs:Check I've had a group of guys come up to me, pull out a gun and ask "What color you bleed, white-boy" I have also been shot in the arm during a drive-by.

No Educational Options/ can't afford college:Check I worked fast food to get myself through junior college, and got a loan to finish my BS

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2005-11-27 10:19:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The whole political correctness 'let's treat this gangster nonsense like it's a legitamite racial identity' thing has gone way too far. It's getting to the point where blacks are using an institution that's been abolished for almost 200 years as an excuse to behave like jackasses. Want to get out of the ghettos? Do it. You've got scholarships, student loans, 2-year trade programs; everything is going for you. Want to stay in the ghetto? Don't expect my sympathy when you die, or my tax money for your widow and dozen chillun's. You want to talk about whitey keeping you down? The European colonists slaughtered about 97% of my ancestors. I still have a job, a mortgage, and a college education. Slavery was another cup of tea. On one side of the token, it got blacks out of Africa where, let's face it, they DON'T want to return. On the other side, blacks were the largest proponents of slavery - selling their own people to the European slavers.

Like I said, don't expect pity.

Submitted by Avals at 2005-11-27 10:16:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"You know where you're going? You're going to hell. Yep..."

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo at 2005-11-27 10:14:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Shit, those people have been a blight on American society for way too long. Let's get all the boys together and string us up some n- gravediggers, yeah, dirty diggers...

Submitted by mikethescottish at 2005-11-27 09:45:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hilarious. Some of those rhymes had me in stitches.

Submitted by Walker at 2005-11-27 08:41:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome! +2 for the harmonica

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff at 2005-11-27 07:37:21 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I refuse to be to pc to rate this.
Actually quite funny in places.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2005-11-27 03:54:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"i asked my dad why i couldnt run quicker
he told me i never was built like a..."

G.O.L.D

Submitted by joedaddy at 2005-11-27 03:51:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by joedaddy at 2005-11-27 03:50:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer at 2005-11-27 03:25:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh my God OhmyGod Ohmgd Omd O OH MY FUCKING GOD

That was AWESOME!

PLUS 2 VOTE FIFEN COOKIE FOR YOU B@W!!!!

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2005-11-27 02:47:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

N@W

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2005-11-27 02:47:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

AUTO UNABASHED RACISM PLUS FUCKING 2
This song made me laugh my black out.


Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella. He misses
casual sex.

-- Homer Simpson
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds