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Shenanigan Pie - The Studio Session

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-28 08:14:30 EST
Rating: 1.8 on 325 ratings (325 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Okay, I've been promising this for a couple of weeks now...and I finally got it done this past Saturday afternoon. Decided to hold off on posting until the work week commensurated.

In honor of Orgasmatron's brainchild, "Shenanigan Pie" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/78238 !!!

HEAR the melodical stylings of Orgasmatron's lyrical masterpiece in true digital 16-bit stereo! REVEL at the musical abilities of Captain Thorns on every instrument and track! Be AMAZED at the immense amount of time put into an Ubersite post (over 8 hours and counting)!

(And for those of you with critical ears, no, I'm NOT spending any more time on this project; the errors will remain as they stand for a live feel! Just be happy that you have a new MP3 for your iPod now!)

And now, I give you the world premiere of "Shenanigan Pie - The Studio Session."


~ Lyrics re-posted, for your convenience ~

A long, long time ago...I can still remember how that Uber used to make me smile.
And I knew if I wrote my posts
That I could make them laugh the most
And maybe they'd be happy for a while.

But late December made me shiver
With every link I clicked, I'd quiver -
Bad news bold in headlines,
Portents, omens, bad signs.

I can't remember if I cried when I
Read about the site's demise,
But something touched me deep inside
The day that Uber died.

So bye, bye Miss Shenanigan Pie,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found comicbookguy,
The MVA were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last 'minus two, die!'
This is my last 'minus, two, die!'"

Did you write a heated post?
And have you read something by Jewtoast?
Have you seen Tubgirl's wretched flow?
And do you believe Fat Tony's bull?
Can Uber save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me Photoshop real slow?

Well I knew that you liked menz most ghey
When Kaelic blew a kiss your way -
You rubbed each others' necks,
Y halo thar, buttsecks.

I was a lonely mid-aged office lout
With useless facts and a J-Date account,
But I was fucked, I had no doubt,
The day the Uber died.

I started singin'...
Bye, bye Miss Shenanigan Pie,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found comicbookguy,
The MVA were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last 'minus two, die!'
This is my last 'minus two, die!'"

Now for six years we've been on our own
With no one left to shout 'Shamone!'
But that's not how it used to be.

When Will Zone marched out to the sea
Hidden on the back of a swamp donkey
And Apollo bounced the sun high 'pon his knee.

With Big Mike stumbling, in his cups,
Shots of Urbane's snatch, they went up,
The bum's ass, it was licked,
MS Paint posts were clicked.

And while loki read a book on Thor
And Lojope started to hitwhore
Shit Post Thursday left us sore
The day the Uber died.

We were singin'
Bye, bye Miss Shenanigan Pie,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found comicbookguy,
The MVA were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last 'minus two, die!'
This is my last 'minus two, die!'"

Rapefest, bare breasts, on the front page burning,
The noobs popped up like a plunger, churning
Content-free posts out the ass

They served baked goods, like a cookie lass,
The alters grew, made a march en masse,
While Zoidberg stroked his sideburns, eating bass.

"If I cum now, will it be too soon?"
Was the bass line to the users' tune,
We all got up to rate
Oh, but we all got up too late.

'Cause the alters flooded up the page,
Their shitty posts drew Method's rage,
Did you see Rad cry in his cage
The day the Uber died?

We started singing
Bye, bye Miss Shenanigan Pie,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found comicbookguy,
The MVA were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last 'minus two, die!'
This is my last 'minus two, die!'"

In there we were all safe to lurk
A generation bored at work
With no hope for promotions then,
So come on, Jack McCallum, juke this joint,
Jack wrote stories with a point
'Cause Goatse is the devil's only friend.

And as I read my new replies,
The anger built up deep inside,
No writer born in hell
Could break that Shlongy's spell.

And as the flame war burned all through the night,
With bullshit taunts thrown left and right,
I saw Shlongly laughing with delight
The day the Uber died.

He started singing
Bye, bye Miss Shenanigan Pie,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found comicbookguy,
The MVA were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last 'minus two, die!'
This is my last 'minus two, die!'"

I met a girl who sang the blues,
I asked if I could see her boobs,
She took me to her Cabaret.

I Googled 'Cilfone' once again,
The way I had when this began,
But the engine said the query went astray.

And on the 'net the writers screamed,
The emus cried and the rabbits dreamed,
But not a word was posted,
The uploads weren't hosted.

And the most viewed men, they numbered three:
Razor, Bart and JMG.
They walked through the far-strewn debris
The day the Uber died.

They were singin'
Bye, bye Miss Shenanigan Pie,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found comicbookguy,
The MVA were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last 'minus two, die!'
This is my last 'minus two, die!'"

We were singin'
Bye, bye Miss Shenanigan Pie,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found comicbookguy,
The MVA were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last 'minus two, die!'"




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Submitted by Dru M at 2015-07-12 15:35:01 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

AMERICA! GUNS! BASEBALL! HOTDOGS! AMERICA! GUNS! BASEBALL! HOTDOGS! AMERICA! GUNS! BASEBALL! HOTDOGS! AMERICA! GUNS! BASEBALL! HOTDOGS!

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2014-05-09 08:08:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Yes

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2014-05-07 02:33:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Love! Well done.

Submitted by Hadooken at 2014-05-04 09:44:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I vaguely remember some of these references.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2014-05-02 14:53:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

wow, this post is almost 10 years old!

Submitted by whyzyrystan at 2014-05-01 17:40:12 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2014-05-01 17:32:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

pure shit

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2014-05-01 17:32:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Classick.

Submitted by Method at 2014-05-01 16:51:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by WillZone at 2010-10-21 13:08:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

clap* clap* clap*

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-07-22 10:44:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

nice1 thorns

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2010-07-22 10:23:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The awesomeness continues to echo through the ages.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-02-11 16:39:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Still fantastic!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-02-11 15:12:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

total fucking gold

Submitted by eye_on_my_nonothing at 2009-05-30 17:27:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"Y halo thar, buttsecks."
I started laughing the hardest there and it continued throughout.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2009-05-30 13:46:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-28 17:53:13 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i forgot about this bitch altogether.

good laughs still.
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It will never die, scourge. It will never die.

Nonetheless, still pleasantly surprised to see it getting reviews 2.5 years later.

Submitted by scourge at 2009-05-28 18:53:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i forgot about this bitch altogether.

good laughs still.

Submitted by bugblender at 2008-09-14 10:24:39 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by MyNameIsTim at 2007-11-03 10:17:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

one more.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim at 2007-11-03 10:16:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

great line:

A generation bored at work

Submitted by MyNameIsTim at 2007-11-03 10:10:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

one of the great all time posts

Submitted by experima at 2007-02-26 16:33:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yeah, I finally got round to listening just now and WOW!!!! I actually got chills at how great it was at some point.
You two make a fantastic songwriting team...


Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-02-24 05:25:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

just.....just.....

*wipes tear*

*wipes cum from keyboard after ejaculating over how fucking awesome this was*

I cant believe I've only just listened to this.

I've downloaded the file to my mobile phone as a ringtone.

You rock.

Submitted by JoeyG at 2007-02-24 05:25:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

just.....just.....

*wipes tear*

*wipes cum from keyboard after ejaculating over how fucking awesome this was*

I cant believe I've only just listened to this.

I've downloaded the file to my mobile phone as a ringtone.

You rock.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-01-19 16:45:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

this here is still what we in the field call "a little slice of alright"

Submitted by drgoatcabin at 2006-11-21 12:26:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I love you. In a non-gheyish sort of way.

High five for the song.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-11-21 12:18:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Then, of course, there's this little slice of heaven right here.

Submitted by MyOwnLittleWorld at 2006-11-21 12:04:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Still great

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-09-05 16:53:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fuckin' a.

Submitted by WingedFoote at 2006-09-05 16:44:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

what asshole gave this less than a 2?

Submitted by sealclubber at 2006-06-19 16:10:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

No Fucking Comment

Submitted by Axolotl at 2006-06-01 12:33:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88572

Submitted by hcp28 at 2006-05-31 16:15:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Why isn't this on most heated!

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-05-31 14:59:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The delivery of "the bum's ass, it was licked" is magnificent.

This is probably the greatest song ever recorded.

Submitted by scourge at 2006-05-31 14:58:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Well. Here's this again.

Huh.

I still like it, though I wonder what changes would be made to it at this point in Uber's rapidly evolving life.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-05-31 14:46:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The production of this song FUCKING ROCKS.

Submitted by DeathJester at 2006-05-31 14:33:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I never heard the MP3.




I am in total awe.

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-05-31 11:50:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wow. KICKER OF ALL ASS INDEED.

Submitted by crsunlimited at 2006-04-21 13:27:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I love good song parodies.

Submitted by KatHunter at 2006-04-21 13:16:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Kicker of all ass...

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-04-21 13:02:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:28:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

Listened to this again today.
Killer.
---------------

You just won't let this die, will you?

It's gotta be inducted into the Uber hall of fame at SOME point.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-04-19 16:28:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Listened to this again today.
Killer.

Submitted by Axolotl at 2006-03-31 17:35:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-02-13 08:38:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

neva eva

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-02-13 08:29:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-11 23:13:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

IT SHALL NEVER, EVER DIE. EVER.
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NEVAR!

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-02-11 23:13:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

IT SHALL NEVER, EVER DIE. EVER.

Submitted by Ditka at 2006-02-08 14:20:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by spedmonkey at 2005-12-18 19:11:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Wow.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim at 2005-12-15 15:26:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

so the orignal American Pie came up on my winamp playlist, and i foundmyself singing these lyics.

then i realized that this is better than Don McClean's version, so i put this version on.

I was just signing the "y halo thar buttsecks" part, when this old indian guy, with a phd in biochemistry had stopped by to talk to me....

the look he gave was priceless.

another listen, another +2

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-12-09 14:57:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I find myself doing the same thing since I learned how to play it on the guitar.
Damn this enterprise all to hell.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-12-09 14:45:45 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:07:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha!
Immortality!


Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:56:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

-2 for making me sing parts of this in my car when the real one came on. Fucker.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IT SHALL NEVER DIE!

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-12-08 18:27:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

O-tron, you're a fucker too, for starting this.....

GAH!!!!!!

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-12-08 18:07:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Ha!
Immortality!

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-12-08 17:56:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

-2 for making me sing parts of this in my car when the real one came on. Fucker.

Submitted by Call911 at 2005-12-04 15:46:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hilarious

Submitted by boy at 2005-12-04 03:08:18 EST (#)
Rating: 0

terrible. it made me cum

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2005-12-03 23:04:37 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I WOZ SCARED OF TEH REAPER CUSHIONS

Submitted by MyNameIsTim at 2005-12-02 20:04:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

great song.

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-12-02 16:01:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

STUPID, STPID HADLEY!

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-12-02 16:01:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Except I'm a fucking dumbass who forgets the link.

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-12-02 16:00:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I don't know about heat bombs, but I do have LINKWHORES

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-12-02 15:43:50 EST (#)
Rating: 0

DAMMIT. IT'S SLIPPED TO #4.

Who has some heat bombs?

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-12-02 15:16:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:03:53 (#)
Ranking: 1

i wasn't being nasty dude.

honestly.
---------------------------

Huh? I never said you were being nasty. It's okay...I honestly didn't expect this to get +2's forever, and I really don't care who fucked the streak. I'm just happy it was so well received.

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2005-12-02 14:43:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i laughed so hard i threw up a little.

Submitted by scourge at 2005-12-02 14:26:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:03:53 (#)
Ranking: 1

i wasn't being nasty dude.

honestly.
---------
I believe Jim. He was just being the bigger than life Texan that he is. Now get thee to a McDonalds and follow it up with an afternoon of satisfying your consumer soul at Wal-Mart. You dirty fucking American.


Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-12-02 14:03:53 EST (#)
Rating: 1

i wasn't being nasty dude.

honestly.


Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-12-02 10:25:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I'm thinking that this post has finally reached its half-life. It shall gracefully retire in the "Best EVAR" hall of fame now. Hooray for Orgasmatron's inspiring words!

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-12-02 09:22:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-12-02 00:51:55 (#)
Ranking: 1

Well, thank apollo for that. This didn't deserve +2 because it wasn't written by the poster (i think Orgasmatron's lyrics deserve a better rating than the "cover" IMHO) and the sound was a little shifty.
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You shouldn't have been a pussy in your two earlier ratings then.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-12-02 07:39:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

FUCKING APULLO YOU SCOUSER TEXAN COW-CUNT


YOU ARE FULLY IMITATING ME.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-12-02 07:38:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:14:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:12:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

except at bass.

what the fuck? you used a multitracker.
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What's your question? No comprende.

===================

I was typing my response when you flubbed some riffs near the end of the song. No big deal.

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-12-02 01:07:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HAHA, Apollo ruined the streak on my last post, too. At least Rad had some prewritten words of comfort.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2005-12-02 00:51:55 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Well, thank apollo for that. This didn't deserve +2 because it wasn't written by the poster (i think Orgasmatron's lyrics deserve a better rating than the "cover" IMHO) and the sound was a little shifty.

But +1.98 is about exactly where it belongs.

Submitted by OneCheapGeek at 2005-12-01 23:50:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Wowzers! This was good!

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-12-01 23:48:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It was a good run while it lasted.

We'll always have Yorktown...

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-12-01 23:37:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Middle of the second page for best ever now....

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-12-01 23:36:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:10:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

Leave it to a Brit to ruin a streak of something based on American Pie.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:56:40 (#)
Ranking: 1

mildly amusing.

+1

yeah, I had the balls.

=========================================================================

Oh, what a lovely surprise to come home to tonight. Ah well. It was nice while it lasted, and I'm not that petty to retaliate...hell, it's still #3 most heated.

Fuck Urbane.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-12-01 23:10:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Leave it to a Brit to ruin a streak of something based on American Pie.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-12-01 22:56:40 EST (#)
Rating: 1

mildly amusing.

+1

yeah, I had the balls.


Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-12-01 22:11:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

One of these days, I'm gonna assfuck this streak.

But not tonight.

Submitted by FallenZer0 at 2005-12-01 21:07:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

that was beautiful beyond words.

Submitted by Dante_Alighieri at 2005-12-01 20:09:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hoooooooooly shit.....

+2+2PLUSMOTHERFUCKINGTWO!!!

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2005-12-01 16:45:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Still extremely splooge-tastic!

Submitted by scourge at 2005-12-01 16:35:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Those exclamation points made me laugh my ass off when I scrolled through the comments really fast. I could feel the heat bomb coming at me.

Submitted by scourge at 2005-12-01 16:34:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

have some more

Submitted by MandaPanda at 2005-12-01 16:32:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Just another one.

Submitted by badassmofo at 2005-12-01 16:29:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 because I haven't rated this yet and I was sitting here and it just came up on my itunes...you rock dude.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-12-01 15:17:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Urbane's getting in the way of this post's progress up the Heat Ladder.
I thought I smelled box in the air.

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 15:12:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I think that cocksucker took my heat privileges away



Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:56:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Who wants to place bets on how long it takes for Bart to ban me for that shit

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-12-01 13:49:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Holy shit Method, that's a lot of heat bombs.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-12-01 13:33:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"2 on 237 reviews"
CRAZY.

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:29:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:29:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:29:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:29:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:29:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:29:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:29:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:29:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:29:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:29:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:29:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:29:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:28:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:27:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:26:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:26:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:26:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:26:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:26:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:26:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:26:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:26:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:26:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:26:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:26:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:26:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:26:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:26:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

SPAM BOMB TIME!!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:26:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

SPAM BOMB TIME!!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:26:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

SPAM BOMB TIME!!!!

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 13:26:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

SPAM BOMB TIME!!!

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-12-01 13:22:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

No, no. That's my "Working As" name.
And to avoid further confusion, my "Writing As" name is Terrence-Michel Scudero Ballsdeepinya IV.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-12-01 13:17:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:50:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

It WILL reach #1, or my name's not Klaus von Buttencrack.
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Really? I thought your name was Harry Humperdinck.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-12-01 12:50:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It WILL reach #1, or my name's not Klaus von Buttencrack.

Submitted by Method at 2005-12-01 12:49:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Must....resist......dishing out a +1.....GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-12-01 11:56:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

#2 HEAT

FUCK YEAH

Submitted by MyNameIsTim at 2005-12-01 11:55:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:10:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

another listen, another +2

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-12-01 11:14:38 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:12:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

except at bass.

what the fuck? you used a multitracker.
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What's your question? No comprende.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-12-01 11:12:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

except at bass.


what the fuck? you used a multitracker.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-12-01 11:11:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

you don't suck.

Submitted by Spam at 2005-12-01 10:35:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Rating: 2 on 154 reviews

That is the biggest streak I've ever seen.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-12-01 10:13:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-01 09:23:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-01 08:12:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 07:59:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:07:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-01 00:02:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the single greatest thing to happen to anyone. Ever.
~~~~~~~~~

YEA! It's even better than SEX!
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Prove it to me!
----
Well, I enjoyed this and it didn't leave me crying in the corner of a confessional...

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Well, this actually made me orgasm. Something no woman has been able to do in over half a year.
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Did someone say my name?
SAY MY NAME, BITCH!

Submitted by Wrightcopy at 2005-12-01 09:32:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Makes me wish I had speakers at work.

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2005-12-01 09:23:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-01 08:12:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 07:59:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:07:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-01 00:02:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the single greatest thing to happen to anyone. Ever.
~~~~~~~~~

YEA! It's even better than SEX!
----------------------------------------

Prove it to me!
----
Well, I enjoyed this and it didn't leave me crying in the corner of a confessional...

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Well, this actually made me orgasm. Something no woman has been able to do in over half a year.

Submitted by absolutes at 2005-12-01 08:31:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Don't be discouraged by all the negative reviews, this was great.

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-12-01 08:12:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 07:59:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:07:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-01 00:02:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the single greatest thing to happen to anyone. Ever.
~~~~~~~~~

YEA! It's even better than SEX!
----------------------------------------

Prove it to me!
----
Well, I enjoyed this and it didn't leave me crying in the corner of a confessional...

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-12-01 07:59:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:07:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-01 00:02:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the single greatest thing to happen to anyone. Ever.
~~~~~~~~~

YEA! It's even better than SEX!
----------------------------------------

Prove it to me!

Submitted by MandaPanda at 2005-12-01 01:07:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-01 00:02:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the single greatest thing to happen to anyone. Ever.
~~~~~~~~~

YEA! It's even better than SEX!

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2005-12-01 00:02:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is the single greatest thing to happen to anyone. Ever.

Submitted by Serious_Melvin at 2005-11-30 23:42:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Woo!

Submitted by Crystle at 2005-11-30 23:17:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

sigh -

another song I didn't make.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-30 23:13:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Can I stop +2ing this?
Does a bear shit in the woods?

Submitted by coley at 2005-11-30 23:10:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You know, I loved American Pie.
I may, just MAY love this more.

Good job.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2005-11-30 21:46:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm not on that.

-2 die.





Aw fuck, who am I kidding.

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-11-30 21:36:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This has officially been the most-played song on my ipod this week.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim at 2005-11-30 21:10:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

another listen, another +2

Submitted by MandaPanda at 2005-11-30 21:06:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I feel bad for the person that forgets to change the rating before hitting "Rank" so they screw up your perfect +2.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-30 21:00:50 EST (#)
Rating: 0

and a heartfelt apology song to you, mr. shandythedog, for me getting snippy...i don't think a few low ratings would dent this now anyhow:

He's shandythedog, and his ratings don't count
While lurking on Uber, I suck on his trout
I love Mr. Shandy! He rates me so fine
If we were ghey menz, then we'd butt-sixty-nine
Oh yes! He's a dog, and he makes me so hot
But please don't be fooled, 'cause I prefer the twat

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-30 20:55:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:15:47 (#)
Ranking: 0

as you will have no deduced, i do not lower myself with ratings of any kind

your streak is safe


Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-30 20:15:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for thorns getting shirty at shandy (APPARENTLY you didn't read blah blah whine) before realising his ratings dont count.

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Well, how was I supposed to know? I just figured the rank script was slow to update. I can now see that they don't count.

But, my real question is, how come? What's so special about you shandy that your ratings don't count?

Submitted by BananaPhone at 2005-11-30 20:30:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What can I say?

(besides best thing ever)

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2005-11-30 20:15:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for thorns getting shirty at shandy (APPARENTLY you didn't read blah blah whine) before realising his ratings dont count.

Submitted by shandythedog at 2005-11-30 20:01:02 EST (#)
Rating: 0

well, i can't hear it but i can't fucking see anything

oh well

Submitted by ThatOneGirl at 2005-11-30 19:45:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Wow! That's awesome.

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2005-11-30 19:18:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-30 18:31:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Genius.

Was I the only one who listened while I was reading the original post?

I couldn't be arsed to read all the reviews.

-Dave

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Nope. I was doing that too.

Submitted by Davros at 2005-11-30 18:31:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Genius.

Was I the only one who listened while I was reading the original post?

I couldn't be arsed to read all the reviews.

-Dave

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-11-30 17:51:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You got a "Best Ever"???

Man, Shlongy can't even get a "Worst Ever".
Well, this deserved it.

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2005-11-30 17:39:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This post/son/whatever you wanna call it is still rocking my fuckin socks off!

Submitted by MyNameIsTim at 2005-11-30 17:00:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

oh. my. gaaad.

that was the best thing ever. add that to the list of must-read/listento's for all newbs.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2005-11-30 16:43:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That is the best thing I've ever heard in a million years.

Submitted by shandythedog at 2005-11-30 16:15:47 EST (#)
Rating: 0

as you will have no deduced, i do not lower myself with ratings of any kind

your streak is safe



i read the lyrics, but not the preamble

Submitted by mikethescottish at 2005-11-30 15:58:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Just. Plain. Awesome.

Submitted by NotSteve at 2005-11-30 15:43:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yay, I didn't fuck up the rating.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2005-11-30 15:23:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Heheheheheh. Awesome.

Submitted by AshK at 2005-11-30 12:32:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy Shit Thorns.



Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-30 11:46:13 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:12:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:41:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

This was incredible. But now that you've shown what you can do, you need to go back and find out who wrote the lyrics for the Uber rap. I think it was either based off of "Boys in the hood" or some other N.W.A. song . . . but honestly can't remember. The lyrics were GOLD, but no one ever recorded them. Apollo threatened too, and I am of the opinion that gangsta Uber rap in a LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT MUST HAPPEN.

Therefore, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find this Uber rap, contact Apollo, and make the L.W.A. (Limeys With Attitude) a reality in our lifetime.
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Oh, by the way Teeph - mission accepted.
========================================

Hey Teeph - is this what you were thinking of? ==> http://www.ubersite.com/m/74766

Submitted by RyuFu at 2005-11-30 11:34:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Ooooo, +2COPTER!!!

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-30 11:26:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I didn't necessarily mean your titties. I'm saying that now women should flaunt their breasteses to pay tribute to your studioriffic concoction.

And I don't know anything about this Boyz in the Hood to-do that's lurking around here somewhere, but I can see that working really, really well. "It's all about makin' that MVA" springs instantly to mind.

Submitted by Chroniclysm at 2005-11-30 11:23:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-30 11:12:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:41:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

This was incredible. But now that you've shown what you can do, you need to go back and find out who wrote the lyrics for the Uber rap. I think it was either based off of "Boys in the hood" or some other N.W.A. song . . . but honestly can't remember. The lyrics were GOLD, but no one ever recorded them. Apollo threatened too, and I am of the opinion that gangsta Uber rap in a LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT MUST HAPPEN.

Therefore, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find this Uber rap, contact Apollo, and make the L.W.A. (Limeys With Attitude) a reality in our lifetime.
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Oh, by the way Teeph - mission accepted.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-30 11:06:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:57:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Your +2 streak has ended, but your overall rating seems untouched.
You're like an old vampire. You can't really be harmed by such things as "0"s.

So far you've got:
- Best Ever
- #3 Heated
- 100+ reviews
- 1000+ hits
- Endorsement by BartBart

Now, bring on the titties.
--------------------------

Aye. I just noticed that. Maybe bart has permanently set this post to a +2 rating? Either that or his script's broken.

Titties you want? Titties you shall have! (Although I think I may regret it tomorrow...but what the hey, it'll be shit post thursday!)

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-30 10:57:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Your +2 streak has ended, but your overall rating seems untouched.
You're like an old vampire. You can't really be harmed by such things as "0"s.

So far you've got:
- Best Ever
- #3 Heated
- 100+ reviews
- 1000+ hits
- Endorsement by BartBart





Now, bring on the titties.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-30 10:15:38 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-30 02:30:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

oh! the cunt actually performs it as well, eh. i must have a look


Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-30 02:26:26 (#)
Ranking: 0

these things are usually sickening, but this, it must be said, is a pretty fucking good effort


the only thing that really jars is the excessively prominent role given to apullo88
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Damn! I was WONDERING who would fuck up my perfect +2 streak on this.

Oh, and BTW, shandy, the credit for the lyrics goes to Orgasmatron, since apparently you didn't bother to read before rating. I just recorded it.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-30 10:12:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-11-30 00:29:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the best thing ever!
----------------------------

WOOOO!!!

Submitted by shandythedog at 2005-11-30 02:30:41 EST (#)
Rating: 0

oh! the cunt actually performs it as well, eh. i must have a look

Submitted by shandythedog at 2005-11-30 02:26:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0

these things are usually sickening, but this, it must be said, is a pretty fucking good effort


the only thing that really jars is the excessively prominent role given to apullo88

Submitted by bart at 2005-11-30 00:29:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is the best thing ever!

Submitted by Lmarie22000 at 2005-11-30 00:17:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by penmissile at 2005-11-30 00:11:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

fantastic. why didnt i see this before?

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-11-30 00:10:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This should be #1

Submitted by Blinkish at 2005-11-29 23:45:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Perfectly Beautiful !

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-29 23:18:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

#3 on Most Heated?!?

HELL YES!!

Now I can go to sleep happy.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-29 23:07:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This was the worst piece of shit I've ever seen. That's why I gave
it a -2. Heh.

Dude, this was a work of genius. Fooking awesome !!!!!!!!


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2005-11-29 22:47:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

There are over 4 pages of posts with a perfect +2....


Just kidding.

Submitted by whiskey_jack at 2005-11-29 22:47:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome! If I was gay I would totally want to blow you. But I'm not so fuck off with teh gheynez.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2005-11-29 22:22:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Wow. Just..WOW. There are no adequate words.

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2005-11-29 22:16:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh my God! Can't believe I missed that! This is so freakin awesome! This had me rolling, and it was actually well done! It was like listening to Stephen Lynch or something. Words cannot describe how kickass this is.

Submitted by ih8u2man at 2005-11-29 22:11:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy Shit.....
























Holy Shit.

Submitted by Pentameter at 2005-11-29 21:56:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is the fucking shit.

Submitted by Bob_Dole at 2005-11-29 21:00:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

inside joke or not, this should get a B@W slot. i wonder if bart has heard it yet?

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-29 20:08:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It's times like these, when the wind starts a-blowin', and the winter chill starts to overtake the fall and cast autumn fast behind it, that I think to myself: "Tickle my pimp hat, mom."

Submitted by SullyThePirate at 2005-11-29 18:21:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by SullyThePirate at 2005-11-29 18:20:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

In awe.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-29 18:10:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Honey, between this one and the Billy Joel bullshit, I've made so many edits to appease people that the stuff's like five songs long at this point.

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2005-11-29 18:04:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Another +2... now redo it now that I've been added!






















Please?

Submitted by Phinch at 2005-11-29 17:17:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

wow.

Submitted by ScoutCJustice at 2005-11-29 16:47:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

No comment needed.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-29 16:41:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The little inflection on "Shamone" kills me.

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-11-29 16:17:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I can turn bunions into mini-kegs of Warsteiner. That's my role.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-29 15:33:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Use your Green Lantern ring and fabricate some flippity-floppity funbags for us.
Or have you forgotten your role in the Justice League?

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-29 15:28:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:15:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

Show.
Us.
Your.
Tits.
---------

What? You wanna see my hairy pecs?

I don't know if I can stoop to that low of a camwhore.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-29 15:15:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Show.
Us.
Your.
Tits.

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-11-29 14:46:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

A chick wrote that one.

Thorns, get breast implants and heat is YOURS.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-29 14:35:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

How is "Christmas Gifts For My Internet Friends" more heated than this?

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-29 14:02:38 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:47:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

My, my, we've just been sucking each other's dicks lately, haven't we?
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Erm suwrry, eygh crrnt anrrswurr yugh whinn yuurrr diffks immm migh mouff. Ughhh...urmmn...UUUHHH!!!!

*swallows and wipes mouth with sleeve*

Jesus, you said it was only nine inches erect!

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-29 13:49:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:16:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha +1000

"This is my last 'minus two, die!" Ahahaha....most unpoetic lyric I've ever heard someone sing.
---
Hey!

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-29 13:47:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

My, my, we've just been sucking each other's dicks lately, haven't we?

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-29 13:32:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

And y'all o give Orgasmo some well deserved +2's, ya hear? He wrote the awesome lyrics! http://www.ubersite.com/m/78238

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-29 13:27:16 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:16:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha +1000

"This is my last 'minus two, die!" Ahahaha....most unpoetic lyric I've ever heard someone sing.
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And you would not BELIEVE how HARD it is to sing that one line without lisping it or otherwise phonetically fucking it up.

Hey..."phonetically fucked"...now THERE'S a nifty phrase of alliteration for post ranking!

Submitted by lucid at 2005-11-29 13:16:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Haha +1000

"This is my last 'minus two, die!" Ahahaha....most unpoetic lyric I've ever heard someone sing.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-29 13:14:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

When Cameron was in Egypt's land
LET MY CAMERON GO

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-29 12:41:20 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I would like to hear (see) Bart's comments on this song.

Bueller?

Bueller?

Submitted by Spam at 2005-11-29 12:07:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You know, I've been here over a year now, and until this moment I was convinced that Bart's name was cLifone with a hard C. It's quite a shock to realise that I've actually be reading it wrong all this time.

Submitted by Spam at 2005-11-29 12:04:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh my good god. That was simply superb.

I am without words.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-29 11:24:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

FLAME ON.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-29 11:17:50 EST (#)
Rating: 0

YES! HEAT!!!

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-29 11:03:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

My rose it has a thorn, like Poison said,
The stiff prick, it captains the flower like Bligh,
When petals fall like dead hookers from bed,
The thorn helps hide the used bodies from sight.
Flower, come and blossom now, let dew fall
On lips as slick as douséd Slip'n'Slide,
Bloom quick, the thorn commands to see it all,
It yearns to see the space where bees have died.
The dagger on my stem points up t'wards me,
It seeks the fruit of flora perched in reach,
And yet, the captain never troves the sea
The water too far off from this, his beach.
My dual condition keeps me up at night,
Damn, I hate being a hermaphradite.

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-11-29 10:50:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The sad part is, all these n00bs don't get a single line of it. A tragedy, really.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 at 2005-11-29 10:43:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Beautiful.

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-11-29 10:43:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

haha

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-11-29 10:37:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm taking the emus as a shoutout to me. Because I desperately want to be acknowledged.

Submitted by m0ke34 at 2005-11-29 10:37:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-11-29 10:31:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Inside Uber jokes don't make B@W usually.

Submitted by Bob_Dole at 2005-11-29 10:29:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

how come this isint on B@W yet?

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-29 10:29:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

*cough*currentlyatthetopoftheBestEverlist*cough*

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-11-29 10:23:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Better every time I listen to it.




It's on the iPod now.

Submitted by Bob_Dole at 2005-11-29 10:18:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2


wow... I've got nothing.

all i can say is encore and bravo!

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-29 10:05:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Let it burn, burn, burn,
That post of fire
That post of fire

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-29 08:29:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Yes, more heat please!

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-11-29 08:23:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-28 19:44:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:01:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

He's captainy and thorny
And he flies the friendly skies,
The two things that he likes to spread
Are jam, and womens' thighs.
From the pit of his wide cock
He pilots well his plane,
He sports a pair of captain's wings
And Raybans on his frame.
So if you're looking to get high
And trip the light fantastic,
Climb aboard ol' Thorny's jet:
It's pink and quite elastic.
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BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*snort*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NEXT RECORDING!!!!

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-11-29 08:01:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

yes sir, may i have another.

<slap>

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-11-29 08:00:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

more heat

i can't believe this hasn't made heated.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-29 07:43:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 20:28:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

I just laughed my ass off- again - on the "home system".

I'm guessing that you're currently unemployed, based on the time that went into producing this.

I don't like to nitpik- OK, that's not true - but somewhere in the middle, you lost tempo and screwed up some notes...do you know what/where I'm talking about?

You should have used a metronome.

But all in all, this is Top 10 material- at least compared with everything else posted on this site (minus my posts).
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Haha...no Shlongy, I work a regular full-time job! Yeah, I did not use the click on the recording, but I really rushed this project so it's below my normal standards. I didn't want to put 100 hours into an Uber post. :p

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-28 23:23:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'll wear this Thorny crown all night long.
Auto immortality +2.

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-11-28 20:37:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-11-28 20:28:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I just laughed my ass off- again - on the "home system".

I'm guessing that you're currently unemployed, based on the time that went into producing this.

I don't like to nitpik- OK, that's not true - but somewhere in the middle, you lost tempo and screwed up some notes...do you know what/where I'm talking about?

You should have used a metronome.

But all in all, this is Top 10 material- at least compared with everything else posted on this site (minus my posts).

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-11-28 20:24:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

wow

thought for sure the cilfone pronounciation would trip you up...but you had it cold...


awesome work.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-28 19:59:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

And allllll night.

Submitted by DanielH at 2005-11-28 19:52:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Wow. Sounded like it was layered on a 4 track, altho I read how you mixed. I mean that as a compliment, I like raw. I listened on laptop, so didn't get the full effects. ++

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-28 19:44:19 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:01:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

He's captainy and thorny
And he flies the friendly skies,
The two things that he likes to spread
Are jam, and womens' thighs.
From the pit of his wide cock
He pilots well his plane,
He sports a pair of captain's wings
And Raybans on his frame.
So if you're looking to get high
And trip the light fantastic,
Climb aboard ol' Thorny's jet:
It's pink and quite elastic.
----------------------------
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*snort*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-28 18:01:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

He's captainy and thorny
And he flies the friendly skies,
The two things that he likes to spread
Are jam, and womens' thighs.
From the pit of his wide cock
He pilots well his plane,
He sports a pair of captain's wings
And Raybans on his frame.
So if you're looking to get high
And trip the light fantastic,
Climb aboard ol' Thorny's jet:
It's pink and quite elastic.

Submitted by MandaPanda at 2005-11-28 17:40:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I need to give you another +2 for just being so awesome.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-28 16:42:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Allllll day.

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2005-11-28 15:12:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

MUST. GIVE. -2.
MUST. FUCK. UP. YOUR. AVERAGE...
AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!
I can't, its just too fucking good

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-28 14:16:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

All day.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart at 2005-11-28 13:25:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I have to give this another +2

Submitted by morontian at 2005-11-28 13:22:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:09:11 (#)
Ranking: 2


You use, I think, the same Roland recorder Morontian used to use, (and still has). He switched to recording direct to the computer after getting Cool Edit Pro though. It's really an extraneous step to record to the Roland first, if you ask me, but you didn't ask me did you? :P

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One thing I really miss from working with the Roland: manual faders. I love the feeling of manipulating the sound that way as opposed to trying to predict every nuance I want to execute. I'm sure Thorns would agree. You probably would, too.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-28 13:09:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yea, V-Drums are awesome if they're the touch sensitive series. I played the $5000 set in Nashville at a music store, and I was pretty much blown away by their sensitivity. They're IDEAL for home studios...especially those where noise is an issue. It sounds like you aren't as much of a drummer as a string player, but that's excusable. Of course, I could really tell a whole lot because I had to play the track so low.

I use Cool Edit Pro 2, (now Adobe Audigy), as well. It's a pretty good program. Sometimes buggy...but pretty powerful.

A condenser mic is a good investment. They're useful in a lot of applications besides just vocals. You can hear a fuckin' pin drop in one of them. I am constantly reminded what a shitty singer I am through a condenser mic. Every nuance is picked up, including all my breathing. If you get one, I suggest recording acoustic guitar with both the direct in and the condenser mic on separate tracks. Also, the room you're in has a HUGE effect on the sound of a condenser.

You use, I think, the same Roland recorder Morontian used to use, (and still has). He switched to recording direct to the computer after getting Cool Edit Pro though. It's really an extraneous step to record to the Roland first, if you ask me, but you didn't ask me did you? :P

When you have the ability to record up to 128 tracks with full effects capability with CEP, I don't see the advantage of continuing to use the Roland. Any particular reason you'd do that? Do you have the full version of CEP2, or just the trial?

Plus, where are you from?

Submitted by MyOwnLittleWorld at 2005-11-28 12:50:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:46:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

fuckin awesome

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-11-28 12:49:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

No writer born in hell
Could break that Shlongy's spell.

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2005-11-28 12:44:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Heh. Like I have money. Ahhh, that's a good one.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-28 12:31:09 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:46:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

Have you ever used ProTools? What's your background in recording? And what kind of mic(s) did you use? Sorry, I'm currently in a sound recording class, and the teacher is... not all that great at explaining things beyond a very limited area.
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LadyPlural - yeah, I used ProTools in my music tech classes back in undergrad college (7 years ago). Since I do all of my mixing and mastering on the Roland VS-1680, I just use a simple program called CoolEdit on the PC to do my importing, normalizing, and fades. As far as mics go, for this project I used one of my Shure SM-58 mics for vocals and electric guitar - great stage mics, and decent for studio work. (I'm saving up for a really nice condenser mic.) Everything else was direct line in.

I will ashamedly admit that I used a piezo pickup for the acoustic. Kill me now, I need that condenser mic badly. To help support the funding for future Ubermusic projects by helping me get that mic, you can contribute by sending donations to me via PayPal at dsvmusic.at.yahoo.com. :)

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2005-11-28 12:21:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Kick ass Keyboard work as well.

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2005-11-28 12:09:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I've been playing this all day, and it just keeps getting better.

I love you.

Submitted by firefly at 2005-11-28 11:56:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Method at 2005-11-28 11:46:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

fuckin awesome


hats off to you, good sir

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-28 11:44:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You're getting these all day. Deal.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart at 2005-11-28 10:58:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Jeebus.
Best +2 I'll dish out for a while, I reckon'.

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2005-11-28 10:47:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh ok I found out.

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2005-11-28 10:46:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Have you ever used ProTools? What's your background in recording? And what kind of mic(s) did you use? Sorry, I'm currently in a sound recording class, and the teacher is... not all that great at explaining things beyond a very limited area. My point is... I don't have a point. I hurt my back the pther day and I"m currently on a decent amound of Valium and Percoset. Does anyone know why you aren't allowed to eat grapefruit while you're on Valium? I don't. I'm going to go loook that up. Right.

*drools*

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2005-11-28 10:45:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Gold dust


I dont know how the fuck you managed to fit in "Y halo thar, buttsecks"

Submitted by Teephphah at 2005-11-28 10:41:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

There are no words.

Well, a few words.

This was incredible. But now that you've shown what you can do, you need to go back and find out who wrote the lyrics for the Uber rap. I think it was either based off of "Boys in the hood" or some other N.W.A. song . . . but honestly can't remember. The lyrics were GOLD, but no one ever recorded them. Apollo threatened too, and I am of the opinion that gangsta Uber rap in a LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT MUST HAPPEN.

Therefore, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find this Uber rap, contact Apollo, and make the L.W.A. (Limeys With Attitude) a reality in our lifetime.

Submitted by MandaPanda at 2005-11-28 10:41:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

*swoons*

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2005-11-28 10:38:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Dude, this is fucking awesome.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-28 10:16:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

So anyway...where was I?

Oh, right: tonguebathing your gooch because of how good this is.

I agree with ETS - the bass work is awesome on this song. My speakers at home are ok, but I gave this another listen to here at work through my headphones, and could definitely pick up on a lot more of what you did with the instrument.

The background vocals are hilarious to me, but only because they add an air of legitimacy to the song. And for something that has a line like "the emus cried and the rabbits dreamed," legitimacy seems like a pipedream.

Loved the cymbal use right before each of the choruses.

Loved that you really stretched out "content-free posts out the aaaaaaaaaaasssssssssss."

Loved the whole damn thing.

Great job, man. I can't say enough about this.


I'm flattered that you did all of this.
My heart's all aflutter and my knees are weak.
My palms are sweaty, and I think I'm seeing stars.
Could this...
Could this be true love?

Wait.

No.

That's just indigestion.


But, you do have my ultimate respect and love. I'd man-date you.

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2005-11-28 10:15:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

you rock. you roll. you rock & roll.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-28 09:46:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

And yes, the first few takes were VERY hard to record with a straight face!

Submitted by scourge at 2005-11-28 09:44:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy shit, my man, you have a lot of time on your hands. All the better for us. Way to start a Monday...

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-28 09:44:47 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:25:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

I especially loved the bass playing. But the whole thing was just great. Did you play all the instruments? Drum machine?
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Thanks ETS - as you can probably tell, bass is what I play most often. At least nowadays. Yeah - I played all the instruments. Eight frickin' tracks - acoustic guitar, bass, Roland TD-10 V-Drums (in stereo - not a drum machine, a live electronic kit), lead vox, bkup vox, elec guitar, and keys.

I record through my Mackie mixer using external effects units (compressor, midiverb, etc.) as needed into a Roland VS-1680 workstation, do editing, mixdown, and mastering on that bad boy, and then digitally dump to my computer for the final steps (normalization, archiving, and ripping).

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2005-11-28 09:42:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Dang it, I can't listen to it at work. Awesome lyrics, though. That is one long-ass song.

Submitted by Creepy_guy at 2005-11-28 09:39:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Excellent on so many levels...

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-11-28 09:29:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This song improves with age...like a fine wine, a good scotch, and my penis.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-28 09:25:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm speechless.






















Wait....no I'm not.

I especially loved the bass playing. But the whole thing was just great. Did you play all the instruments? Drum machine?

Submitted by MichaelJackson at 2005-11-28 09:13:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Now play "Freebird"!

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-11-28 09:13:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That's 7 and a half minutes I don't mind losing.

Submitted by MichaelJackson at 2005-11-28 09:09:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

2006 Grammy award winning song!

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2005-11-28 08:57:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:44:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

I second Dr. Evil's "I don't know how you recorded this with a straight face" comment.
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KISS MY ASS O-MAN!11!!


Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-11-28 08:57:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Ballare at 2005-11-28 08:51:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I love the 'Y halo thar, buttsecks' croon...

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-11-28 08:44:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I KNEW I shouldn't have checked this site out before heading to work. Now this is going to be stuck in my head all morning.
I second Dr. Evil's "I don't know how you recorded this with a straight face" comment.

This was fucking fantastic.
Fan-tastic.

You'll be receiving more praise and commentary once I get to work, as I do need to head out the door now. Stupid work. Stupid end of the four day weekend.

In the meantime, I need to figure out how I can justify naming my first son Captain Thorns.
That, or how to justify offering you impregnation rights so that I ultimately raise your child.

Submitted by morontian at 2005-11-28 08:43:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Not bad at all.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2005-11-28 08:36:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hahahaha beautiful!

Submitted by PokeyPecker at 2005-11-28 08:24:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Toward the end of the rainy season, generally in July, the leaves of Brazil nut trees begin to fall.

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2005-11-28 08:22:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I don't know how you recorded that with a straight face.


Priceless!

Submitted by Xcuses at 2005-11-28 08:22:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Solid


I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat
breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask
in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant fresh as a daisy.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Pony