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Um, Mr. Bush, sir? Yeah, I Needs my fucking money

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2005-11-30 04:27:03 EST
Rating: 1.64 on 50 ratings (50 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Rumor around the water cooler is that President Bush has denied the annual raise for the bottom tier of officer ranks in the military. That can't happen! I'M in that tier.

I havn't really looked into it, because let's face it, ignorance is bliss, and I just want something to bitch about.

I had thought about writing this elaborate story of the conversation myself and the President would have about the subject. But the more I thought about it, the I realized story would make me out to be a greedy, whiney, little bitch. Because, in all honesty, I do live rather comfortably on my wages.

So instead, I made this little comic on how the conversation would have more than likely played out in real life.

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Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2005-12-02 17:34:33 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:17:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

Do the American ranks go about in the same manner as the Canadian ones? In which case 2lt would be the second lowest officer rank, just over subordinate?

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Well, in America, 2Lt is the lowest officer rank(Other than Navy, where an Lt is maybe the same grade as Capt.). But its pretty much the same after that

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-12-02 17:18:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Then you know, the other Lts, Captain, Major, Lt Col, Col, Gen?

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-12-02 17:17:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Do the American ranks go about in the same manner as the Canadian ones? In which case 2lt would be the second lowest officer rank, just over subordinate?

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2005-12-01 19:57:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:42:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

What's your rank, soldier?

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I'm the biggest piece of crap 2LT you'll ever meet.
But thats why I get along so well with everyone

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-12-01 19:42:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What's your rank, soldier?

Submitted by nate at 2005-12-01 19:27:25 EST (#)
Rating: 1

sort of funny

ps3 will be about $450, which is pretty good considering the PARTS ALONE will cost $600, they are going to be sold at a loss

Submitted by domenad at 2005-12-01 19:24:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

To all of the fucking unoriginal bastards who try in vain to bash Bush, this is the way to do it. Entertaining in the extreme.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-12-01 19:15:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:22:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:18:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:51:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

that was fucking funny. Good luck with the whole war thing.

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Har

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2005-12-01 11:56:41 EST (#)
Rating: 1

get married, officer bah is damn good.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2005-12-01 11:53:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Isn't he awesome? The first commander in chief to command NO respect from anyone.

The comic was great, by the way, but you'd better fucking be kidding me about those PS3's.

Submitted by forthewin at 2005-12-01 11:48:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hahaha

I just read it again. The expressions are great. I attached bush heads to drawings once.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/75632

Submitted by Jimmo at 2005-12-01 11:34:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

An enjoyable two minutes.

Submitted by Pelvis_Man at 2005-12-01 11:24:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:44:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

A +2 for you for getting suckered into joining the US Military.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2005-11-30 21:44:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-30 21:22:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:18:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:51:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

that was fucking funny. Good luck with the whole war thing.

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Har

Submitted by Doberish at 2005-11-30 17:18:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:51:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

that was fucking funny. Good luck with the whole war thing.

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Har

Submitted by PokeyPecker at 2005-11-30 14:24:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by joedaddy at 2005-11-30 14:08:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

they're making bright green Nomex suits now?


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2005-11-30 13:28:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Adopt a kid. You get all the dependant pay then.

Submitted by cuberat at 2005-11-30 11:44:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

A +2 for you for getting suckered into joining the US Military.

Submitted by RamJetMax at 2005-11-30 11:22:35 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Wow.

Did you write that yourself?

Submitted by Bellebrown at 2005-11-30 10:51:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

that was fucking funny. Good luck with the whole war thing.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-11-30 10:38:32 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-30 10:30:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Here my response that turned into a post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80120

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-11-30 10:21:49 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by fearandloathingnAFG (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:07:32 (#)
Ranking: 1

can't spell lost without the LT

I would of gave you a two if you were enlisted """


i hope you die in a mortar attack on your burger king ridden barracks.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky at 2005-11-30 10:20:03 EST (#)
Rating: 1

ps3 better not be $700!?

Submitted by fearandloathingnAFG at 2005-11-30 10:07:32 EST (#)
Rating: 1

can't spell lost without the LT

I would of gave you a two if you were enlisted

Submitted by forthewin at 2005-11-30 09:49:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Trevor1st93 at 2005-11-30 09:40:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You should've had haha rabbit run by.

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-11-30 09:07:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

nice one, sir.

Submitted by el_em_en_oh at 2005-11-30 08:36:40 EST (#)
Rating: 1

He gave you a fucking quarter. What more do you want? (greedy bastard)

*chirp*chirp*chirp*

Submitted by Teephphah at 2005-11-30 08:24:42 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Man, first you bitch about not getting a raise, THEN you make Bush seem like an asshole for getting you hazard/combat pay.

Will ANYTHING make you happy?

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-30 08:17:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The look on W's face with the light bulb above is awesome

Submitted by nitty34 at 2005-11-30 08:02:41 EST (#)
Rating: 1

This was good, but

1. Pretty sure 'chirp' is the standard noise of a cricket.
2. Outrageous.

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-30 07:51:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yeah, its called "Cricket Noise".

Submitted by Nellypaal at 2005-11-30 07:46:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Good use of 'cricket noise', but is there a recognised name for the call of a cricket?

Anyone?

Submitted by indoninja at 2005-11-30 07:34:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh yeah, and as unpopular is Bush now, that would only make things worse.



Submitted by indoninja at 2005-11-30 07:33:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What do you fly? or is that supposed to be cammo's you are wearing?

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-30 05:48:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Hsibaf at 2005-11-30 05:43:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by beatjunky at 2005-11-30 05:42:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-30 05:06:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-30 04:51:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

This deserves a +10 for not being "part one girls I've dated".

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If I was competent I'd do a piccy of a bloke sticking his cock into a mutilalted womans torso.

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Do it, I'll +2you.

Submitted by Berty at 2005-11-30 05:06:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-30 04:51:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

This deserves a +10 for not being "part one girls I've dated".

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If I was competent I'd do a piccy of a bloke sticking his cock into a mutilalted womans torso.

Submitted by beatjunky at 2005-11-30 04:51:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This deserves a +10 for not being "part one girls I've dated".

I refuse to be enthused by a bandwagon started by an ugly girl with a fat cunt.

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo at 2005-11-30 04:46:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-30 04:30:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, your cartoon you looks a bit like the X-Com dudes. That's not good, loads of them ended up dead. If your boss out there asks you to check out a building to "see what's what" tell him to blow it out his ass.

Submitted by MavisMing at 2005-11-30 04:42:10 EST (#)
Rating: 1

smirk

Submitted by Fabit at 2005-11-30 04:41:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Brilliant.

Submitted by wardy at 2005-11-30 04:36:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i don't care what the dragon in my closet says. i can't stand the sound of quarters hitting the floor.

Submitted by Dreg at 2005-11-30 04:32:30 EST (#)
Rating: 1

filename left something to be desired.

Submitted by Bob_Dole at 2005-11-30 04:31:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

BRILLIANT!

Submitted by Berty at 2005-11-30 04:30:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Dude, your cartoon you looks a bit like the X-Com dudes. That's not good, loads of them ended up dead. If your boss out there asks you to check out a building to "see what's what" tell him to blow it out his ass.


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