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10 Most Pussy-Whipped Animals

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-01 19:12:13 EST
Rating: 1.78 on 119 ratings (119 reviews) (Review this item) (V)



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Submitted by Axolotl at 2006-05-30 13:35:32 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I am stricken, I can't let you go.
When the heart is cold, there's no hope and we know
That I am crippled, I won't let you go
Into the abyss with my mind

Submitted by zoobie2000 at 2005-12-06 09:04:31 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Jimmo at 2005-12-05 10:45:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-12-05 09:24:28 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by firefly at 2005-12-05 09:06:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-12-05 00:31:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ets, love the work and all, but that last zinger was pretty funny.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-05 00:16:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by dooawop (user info) at 2005-12-04 21:28:59 (#)
Ranking: -2

Miriam Webster's Definition of Electric Tooth Syndrome (N.)-

Main Entry: elec•tric tooth syn•drome
Pronunciation: i-'lek-trik, 'tüth 'sin-"drOm also -dr&m
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin electricus produced from amber by friction, electric, from Medieval Latin, of amber. Middle English, from Old English tOth; akin to Old High German zand tooth. New Latin, from Greek syndromE combination,

1 n :The vibrating sensation achieved from getting jack-hammered in the mouth by 40 cocks.

Big up to Christiansburg!

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You, Sir, require medication.

*removes gauntlet and strikes you down with it like a dog on the street*

Submitted by dooawop at 2005-12-04 21:28:59 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Miriam Webster's Definition of Electric Tooth Syndrome (N.)-

Main Entry: elec•tric tooth syn•drome
Pronunciation: i-'lek-trik, 'tüth 'sin-"drOm also -dr&m
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin electricus produced from amber by friction, electric, from Medieval Latin, of amber. Middle English, from Old English tOth; akin to Old High German zand tooth. New Latin, from Greek syndromE combination,

1 n :The vibrating sensation achieved from getting jack-hammered in the mouth by 40 cocks.

Big up to Christiansburg!

Submitted by ThatOneGirl at 2005-12-04 20:30:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I agree, where are humans?

Submitted by ih8u2man at 2005-12-04 20:07:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

B@W

Submitted by ih8u2man at 2005-12-04 20:06:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You forgot humans.

Submitted by teakettle at 2005-12-04 19:42:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2005-12-04 19:03:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I've actually handled copperheads before. It was part of a milking program for Va. Tech. I had caught four of them and was invited to help in the harvesting of their venom. They're actually quite beautiful snakes and aren't too aggressive once they realize you're not going to harm them. That is, until you grab them by the head and force them to bite a jar. I've never seen an albino specimen before; I'll bet that was rather surreal at quarters that close.

The strangest encounter I've ever had with a venomous snake was trying to find a gaboon viper that had gotten loose from it's cage in a neighbors house once. We were pulling boxes from a closet and after we set a large box of clothes out and setting it aside, the snake started climbing out of one of the handle-holes I had just had ahold of. Most eight-foot snakes will send chills down your spine but ones with 1-1/2 inch fangs are fucking terrifying. One year later, the neighbor was bitten and would've died if it hadn't been for a doctor flying the anti-venin into Blacksburg from Denver in his personal jet. That pretty much ended my love affair with the viper family.

I'm looking into buying another Vietnamese beauty snake. I've had three during my life and they're absolutely gorgeous. They're an arboreal species and feed on birds, so the prospect of feeding them finches tends to turn a lot of potential owners off. Not to mention the bird-lovers at the pet stores. You can get them rodent-fed, though.

</inane rambling>

Submitted by ama at 2005-12-04 18:34:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-04 18:24:49 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by dooawop (user info) at 2005-12-04 18:13:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

"Most of my scary snake encounters have involved Copperheads."

Are you kidding me? That's the best you can come up with? I had honestly believed that you were going to come up with something a little more unique than a Copperhead. I suppose your lack of creativity is due to your surplus of X chromosomes.

Anyhow, the worst snakes in the world to deal with are the ETS snakes. With one bite they'll make you curl up in the fetal position on the couch and write homoerotic posts.

You scared bitch.

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Scared? Like how you've created an alter to bash me instead of using your own account?

Shut the fuck up, you insignificant alter. I brush you aside like the nothing you are.

Submitted by dooawop at 2005-12-04 18:13:37 EST (#)
Rating: -2

“Most of my scary snake encounters have involved Copperheads.”

Are you kidding me? That’s the best you can come up with? I had honestly believed that you were going to come up with something a little more unique than a Copperhead. I suppose your lack of creativity is due to your surplus of X chromosomes.

Anyhow, the worst snakes in the world to deal with are the ETS snakes. With one bite they’ll make you curl up in the fetal position on the couch and write homoerotic posts.

You scared bitch.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-04 17:58:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Silvr: Those are different garters than the ones we have 'round these parts. They live up in Canada and Western US. I actually had a dream about those snakes last night. There were a couple especially aggressive ones in a nest in a downed tree in the middle of a shallow creek bed, and for soem stupid reason I was climbing around on it. I think the vision of that pile has really wormed its way into my archetype mind, but there are a lot of things in my mind going back to childhood that could have influenced that.

Most of my scary snake encounters have involved Copperheads. Talk about evil-looking fuckers! They have that pit-viper signature diamond-shaped head like rattlers. They usually come in a burnt-orange color, but I once was climbing a bluff near my dad's farm and I placed my hand on a big chunk of granite to pull myself up. When I got up to eye level with the rock, I realized my hand and my head were inches from an albino Copperhead. This particular specimen was both the most beautiful and ugliest animal I'd ever seen. It was the perfect visage of cold, calculating evil. It was entirely white. Its eyes were glazed with a bluish hue. It was good and alive. It was the height of summer, so I know it had the energy to strike if it wanted to. Luckily, I was able to back away without drawing its wrath.

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I'll read your DMD installment as soon as I have time to catch up on the story and give an undistracted critique. I am glad you're back around and writing.

Submitted by dooawop at 2005-12-04 17:57:31 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You should have posted a picture of yourself. Oh wait, that would be under the "10 most pussy animals." Never post on Ubersite again Faggot.

P.S. I capitalized your proper name.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2005-12-04 17:37:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

btw, I've written another installment of DWD and you didn't review it, cock-knocker! I expect you to reconcile this most grievous of offenses post haste.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2005-12-04 17:35:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Just to be a geek here: garter snakes aren't poisonous; unless they've evolved recently. Come to think of it, I was getting a load of water for the cows one day about a month ago and a small garter was in the grass. As I climbed back on the tractor, I stepped beside him (I hadn't seen him) and he actually struck my boot. He also flattened the front half of his body out and coiled up and repeatedly struck at the air. It was really strange, and now you've gotten me thinking I could've died, man! Well, being the tree-hugging animal-lover that I am, I kicked that snake Pele-style and sent it about twenty yards down the creek. I have no idea why I've gone about this like I have here. Maker's Mark is satan in a bottle and makes me even more long-winded than usual, I guess. Fuck it, I'm going to go have another drink.

Great post. You've been on a roll lately.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-04 12:49:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2005-12-04 09:09:45 (#)
Ranking: 2

The snake one scares me. Although if it was 100 women on me... would I complain?

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You would if they smothered you to death while trying to copulate.

Submitted by Call911 at 2005-12-04 09:09:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The snake one scares me. Although if it was 100 women on me... would I complain?

Submitted by morontian at 2005-12-04 03:09:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You're the reason dams were invented. That's pretty good.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-04 02:53:44 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:46:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

you're a dumbass

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Hey, I'm moving up in the world!

Submitted by boy at 2005-12-04 02:46:16 EST (#)
Rating: 0

you're a dumbass

Submitted by Bizdorph at 2005-12-03 17:12:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Squid sex can hardly even be called sex. All the male does is attach a sperm packet to the female, which she can choose to use or not to use. It takes about five seconds of foreplay, and half a second of quick tentacle coordination from the male.

Boo.
But other wise good.

Submitted by Banga3386 at 2005-12-03 15:18:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Gorgeous!

Banga

Submitted by BrittInToledo at 2005-12-03 11:46:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

VERY good.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2005-12-03 11:04:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

There's a female mouse that pisses on the male one, and it contains mind controlling agents. The male mouse becomes submissive and essentially miss mousy's bitch. He cleans the nest, feeds the young and throws himself in the way of any attacker, while she sits on her fat mousy arse getting fatter and fatter.

Submitted by alfakyle at 2005-12-02 17:03:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Beautiful.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-02 16:59:27 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:36:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Pretty good stuff man, just curious but was your inspiration for this post the one yesterday on the movie story "March of the Penguins" bit?

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No, I actually came up with it while trying to sleep one night about a week ago. Then I did some reading around, looking for the most pussy-whipped. I just happened to see a show about penguins on Animal Planet the other night, or it might have been National Geographic Channel. One of the two. They seemed like they HAD to be about the most pussy-whipped of all, so I made a mental note of it and started constructing the post a couple days later.

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2005-12-02 16:45:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This was good.

Submitted by DrSeussman at 2005-12-02 16:36:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Pretty good stuff man, just curious but was your inspiration for this post the one yesterday on the movie story "March of the Penguins" bit?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-02 16:30:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:23:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

i was expecting "the human male" to be #1

good list otherwise.

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Technically, if you classify us as animals, we probably should be #1.

Well, actually, we'd be a distant second to the seahorse, who I sorely neglected to mention in the post, as a few perceptive and quite right reviewers have suggested. I still can't get over the whole 'male pregnancy' thing.

Submitted by fudgepacker at 2005-12-02 16:23:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i was expecting "the human male" to be #1

good list otherwise.

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious at 2005-12-02 16:19:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Coyote at 2005-12-02 14:59:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Auto squid +2.


Submitted by Barnymeinhoff at 2005-12-02 14:47:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Ejryuu at 2005-12-02 14:18:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

B@W

Submitted by DavyJones at 2005-12-02 13:36:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Had real good moments, but got repetitive at times, and you ran over your black slang into the mantis bit which kind of irritated me.

Oh, and I hate you...I can't actually give you a -2 for this unlike most the overrated shit you post.

Go start a debate somewhere so I can be entertained and we can yell at each other. K thanks.

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-12-02 12:59:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hahah I like this

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-02 12:48:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-02 12:45:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

You forgot to include the average male uber user (under a 16k number).

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I was gonna be generous and put us on the pimp side. Sure we wouldn't be foolin' anybody but ourselves, but a man's gotta believe!

Submitted by Hadley at 2005-12-02 12:45:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You forgot to include the average male uber user (under a 16k number).

Submitted by RyuFu at 2005-12-02 11:54:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Velly good.

Submitted by One4TheRoad at 2005-12-02 11:40:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:04:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

HA HA HA classic!

Submitted by Anansie at 2005-12-02 11:14:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:54:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:52:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

You should do a sister-post (perhaps brother-post would be a better term) about the most pimp-like animals, you know the other side of the spectrum. I officially request it and I nominate the male lion as one of them.

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I was already one step ahead of you.

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Sweet.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 at 2005-12-02 11:07:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Man there is nothing like playa-hating animals that makes me smile.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2005-12-02 11:04:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HA HA HA classic!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-02 10:54:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:52:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

You should do a sister-post (perhaps brother-post would be a better term) about the most pimp-like animals, you know the other side of the spectrum. I officially request it and I nominate the male lion as one of them.

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I was already one step ahead of you.

Submitted by Spam at 2005-12-02 10:52:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

yep

Submitted by Anansie at 2005-12-02 10:52:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You should do a sister-post (perhaps brother-post would be a better term) about the most pimp-like animals, you know the other side of the spectrum. I officially request it and I nominate the male lion as one of them.

Submitted by Anansie at 2005-12-02 10:43:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:14:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

why not just submit text with pictures down the bottom, save space, but then nobody would read it but guess what? I didnt read it because it was boring. I can see the mutton through the lambish exterior


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Who the fuck are you again?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-02 10:09:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-02 08:33:59 (#)
Ranking: 1

Nice presentation

Thought the humor was a little forced/cliche

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This was meant to be more informative and entertaining than gut-bustingly funny.

Submitted by MistressFist at 2005-12-02 10:09:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by refusenik at 2005-12-02 08:40:38 EST (#)
Rating: 1

"should of been a seagull"- priceless, ah women: can't live with them, can't live without them.

Submitted by RamJetMax at 2005-12-02 08:35:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-12-02 08:35:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:41:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

Shlongy must have fit in at 11 or 12.....Probably right before Male Seahorse.


This review alone enabled this post to achieve +2 status.

Submitted by badassmofo at 2005-12-02 08:33:59 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Nice presentation

Thought the humor was a little forced/cliche

Submitted by Mike00295 at 2005-12-02 08:33:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Indeed

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-12-02 08:21:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:06:19 (#)
Ranking: 2


Queen bees must have a pussy the size of a toy battleship
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And another A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
for that!

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-12-02 08:18:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Cephalopedal pleasure....bwaaaahahahahahahahahaha

Submitted by parzival at 2005-12-02 06:26:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2


I'm stoned.

Submitted by Nellypaal at 2005-12-02 05:38:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"Thanks for that post!" he mumbles under his penguin breath.

Submitted by Dervel at 2005-12-02 04:13:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Stoopid bloody penguins.
What they should do is stand on tall buildings with banners and throw purple powder at the prime minister.

Submitted by Tokerson at 2005-12-02 02:36:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-02 01:08:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:24:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

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ad;lj?


a;dlkjf! ajeieieeoeoeoe e

JFDK

are you an army of one?

Ca;ll my eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Oh yea, totally! I took 'em out of the oven last night.

Submitted by Oleannder at 2005-12-01 23:42:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I like it

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin at 2005-12-01 23:24:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

al;ekrjd ldrj djsl;d dldj dklj al;dkl sl;sdjkrkjeo;wimdcoimd coii;aeoimf;dlkjf

ad;lj?


a;dlkjf! ajeieieeoeoeoe e

JFDK

are you an army of one?

Ca;ll my eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Submitted by thecaes at 2005-12-01 23:17:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Nice post!

Submitted by supadupapupa at 2005-12-01 22:59:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

awesome, that was a lot of effort for my entertainment

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-01 22:46:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:31:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

What is the gender opposite of "Pussy-whipped" anyway?

Cock socked?
Dick lashed?

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Dick Slapped?

Cock Harpooned?

Ran You Through With a Tetnus-Tainted Appendage Sliced?

I think any one of these will do nicely.

Submitted by ParlorTrick at 2005-12-01 22:31:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What is the gender opposite of “Pussy-whipped” anyway?

Cock socked?
Dick lashed?

Submitted by Sheba at 2005-12-01 22:13:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by wardy at 2005-12-01 22:02:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Wisher -- nevermind. i just licked the bum of an alley cat and my head is touching the ceiling.

ets -- freakin' a man, i just got msn but it says you're offline. what the hell man if theyre comin at you...

Submitted by MrSparkle847 at 2005-12-01 21:57:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You stole that pic from March Of The Penguins, didn't you?

Submitted by Wisher at 2005-12-01 21:50:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:35:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

mr. wisher man -- one, your joke about black men sucked.

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Thanks wardy for the part of your message I didn't include, explaing the rabbit thing. Also I'm a girl. I'm giving you a +2 for answering the question. Wasn't sure what you meant about my "joke". I didn't make any. I started calling then "negros" after they called each other that for so long, always laughing. They liked me more after I called them that. Guess you'd have to meet them to understand, they're awesome, and now among my best friends. Thanks again.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2005-12-01 21:49:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

See? There's a place for educational content on Uber.

B@W (submitted)

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-01 21:38:17 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Wisher: Your guess is as good as mine on 'har har rabbit'. Can't say I really get it either.

Williamson: Danke.

Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2005-12-01 21:37:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:55:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Great post but I'm a little disappointed I didn't see the seahorse in there.
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Me too, I would've replaced the snakes with the seahorse because the whole snake thing seems more like ghey lovin' than anything. A bunch of guys all oiled up and slithering and sliding around on top of each other while fucking the first orifice they come accross? I don't think they're after the ladies at all. I think they're trying to crush and suffocate them for interrupting so they can get back to their snakey buttsecks orgy. A little odd but I can totally picture a snake holding up a sign saying "Attn: Ghey Snake Menz....."

Submitted by wardy at 2005-12-01 21:35:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

mr. wisher man -- one, your joke about black men sucked. try being not funny, that'll have a better effect around here. as to the 'har har rabbit' joke, to me it's absolute shite. i think it's a subliminalallalal message from the communist nazi russia to try and flood our computers with harmless looking funny rabbits so that they can turn us into pacifists and then invade our country for oil or something, but i dunno. it's just a theory.

Submitted by williamson at 2005-12-01 21:33:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sehr Gut.

Submitted by Wisher at 2005-12-01 21:25:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Thank you, that was like an itch I couldn't reach. Now, if only I knew what har har rabbit meant! You're probably busy, but I'll check back before bed to see if someone will tell me. You should submit this to BW, loved it.

ps: it would be hard to kill my family, we now have 11 people living in one house since hurricane Katrina. And two of them are full grown negros. (Our house is being rebuilt, so I'm not one of those who get $ when you click on those banners.

PSS, the full grown black men laugh when i call them negros, and pick me up like a doll, in case somebody got offended by that, just a joke between me and my pimps.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-12-01 21:08:20 EST (#)
Rating: 0

meh

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-01 21:07:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:56:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

PS: When people say B@W, I know the site they mean, but why is it better to post there than this site. I know I should figure it out myself, like what "har har rabbit" means, but no one will ever answer me and I become crestfallen and pensive.

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B@W is a site created and run by Bart (same dude who created and runs this site). The difference is, on B@W, Bart decides what gets put on there. There is a link on B@W where you can submit things to Bart to be considered for inclusion. Usually only certain types of things go on there, but ultimately it's up to Bart. B@W is kinda a coveted place to be included because it gets a lot of casual internet traffic and exposes your stuff to a wider audience than just ubersite.

But, that's pretty much the jist of it. Now go submit this to B@W and I'll consider letting you and your family live. :P

Submitted by Wisher at 2005-12-01 20:56:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hahaha!
"The male will even go so far as to regurgitate his last meal to offer as a gift to his new potential love."

I've had several dates do the same.

PS: When people say B@W, I know the site they mean, but why is it better to post there than this site. I know I should figure it out myself, like what "har har rabbit" means, but no one will ever answer me and I become crestfallen and pensive.

Uganda Kobs. Hahaha!

Submitted by thechairnamedgod at 2005-12-01 20:53:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i'm sure a squids knack for anally raping cute japanese girls more than makes up its pussy whipped-ness

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-01 20:34:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:29:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

excellent.bravo.
but you forgot the male seahorse
who gives birth to the baby, rather than the female
what a pussy

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I've been reminded of this below as well. I admit, it was a glaring oversight on my part. Let's just officially give the Male Seahorse his just due right now and proclaim him as the ultimate pussy-whipped animal.






Siren: I haven't seen that film, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Submitted by wardy at 2005-12-01 20:33:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

well not right now, cause i'm on ubersite. but in like two minutes.

Submitted by wardy at 2005-12-01 20:32:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:53:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

I read this with a quiet, haughty English accent, so it sounded like narration from an Animal Planet program.
Good, good stuff.

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i read this like the guys on nfl live do the "jacked up" bit, where they show the biggest hits of the week. i think my way was better, but that's because i'm fucking awesome.


ets -- i'm sending you an email now.

Submitted by CanucksFan at 2005-12-01 20:29:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

excellent.bravo.
but you forgot the male seahorse
who gives birth to the baby, rather than the female
what a pussy

Submitted by Siren at 2005-12-01 20:25:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hahaha... my boyfriend and I just watched the March of the Penguins a few days ago, and we said the same thing about those guys.

Yes, we watched March of the Penguins. Because my boyfriend is PUSSYWHIPPED!!!

Submitted by joedaddy at 2005-12-01 20:06:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Queen bees must have a pussy the size of a toy battleship


Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2005-12-01 20:01:05 EST (#)
Rating: 1

You forgot my buddy Dan

Submitted by QueenAshlee at 2005-12-01 19:59:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Good. Very good.

Submitted by scourge at 2005-12-01 19:56:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

nate hates you.

Whose alter is he?

Cold medication + beer has made my ability to make funnies go to sleep. I'm leaving now......................

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-12-01 19:56:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

OK, that's enough for you, mister.

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-12-01 19:55:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

How would you like another?

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-12-01 19:55:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I actually didn't read it because it's too much for me to read right now, but I'll accord you a +2 just for nate.

Submitted by AJ at 2005-12-01 19:55:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Great post but I'm a little disappointed I didn't see the seahorse in there.

Submitted by Dante_Alighieri at 2005-12-01 19:55:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:53:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

I read this with a quiet, haughty English accent, so it sounded like narration from an Animal Planet program.
Good, good stuff.

There's a type of fish whose name I can't recall -- ugly, ugly fuckers who have a node that juts out from their forehead and lights up to attract prey (it was in Finding Nemo, and it's sad that I know that) -- the big, ugly ones are the female and the males are tiny. When a male wants to mate, he literally bonds himself to the female and transmits his seed that way. Then he just stays attached to her and eventually dies, and she carries his carcass around for the rest of her days.
Those bitches are DEDICATED to the idea of getting a piece of tail.
Can you imagine what women'd look like if they had to cart around the bodies of all the men they'd slept with?







I believe those are known as "anglers."

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-12-01 19:53:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I read this with a quiet, haughty English accent, so it sounded like narration from an Animal Planet program.
Good, good stuff.

There's a type of fish whose name I can't recall -- ugly, ugly fuckers who have a node that juts out from their forehead and lights up to attract prey (it was in Finding Nemo, and it's sad that I know that) -- the big, ugly ones are the female and the males are tiny. When a male wants to mate, he literally bonds himself to the female and transmits his seed that way. Then he just stays attached to her and eventually dies, and she carries his carcass around for the rest of her days.
Those bitches are DEDICATED to the idea of getting a piece of tail.
Can you imagine what women'd look like if they had to cart around the bodies of all the men they'd slept with?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-01 19:51:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Wardy,

send me an email: electrictoothsyndrome.at.gmail.com

I've got something you might be interesting in.

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-12-01 19:48:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:15:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by Required_Reading at 2005-12-01 19:42:22 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I think 'nate' there is either just a) rating this based on some of your prior performances (in my opinion this post is indeed a great idea and funnier than anything I have written, but ...)

or b) just pissed off that he couldn't have thought of it.

or both.

Nice work

Submitted by Kindred at 2005-12-01 19:41:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Shlongy must have fit in at 11 or 12.....Probably right before Male Seahorse.

Submitted by MoonStone at 2005-12-01 19:39:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Dante_Alighieri at 2005-12-01 19:32:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:25:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

pussy whipped is not funny I guess if you thought the phrase is funny just by itself this thing would be funny because it says pussy whipped alot but dressing up boring text with boring images and a leafy background does not cut it, I don't want to read boring crap if it was funny it would get a +2 whatever it looked like text or a big picture but if it isnt funny is gets a -2 no matter what it looks like, it is content that counts no packaging






I hope you get a visit from the leprosy fairy, shitbrick.


And here's another +2 for this badass post.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-01 19:32:09 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:14:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

I didnt read it because it was boring.

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I think I can rest my case here.





Domenad: Thanks. I'm glad you liked it.


Saxon: how could I have forgoteen seahorses! SHIT! I think I just wanted to desperately block out the image of a male being pregnant... I shudder at what evolution will do next.


Submitted by Cryslynn1 at 2005-12-01 19:30:11 EST (#)
Rating: 1

:)

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2005-12-01 19:29:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It's all about the mound of snakes.

Submitted by nate at 2005-12-01 19:29:52 EST (#)
Rating: -2

well it is my opinion and you cant change it so shut up

Submitted by wardy at 2005-12-01 19:29:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

almost as awesome as god.

Submitted by domenad at 2005-12-01 19:27:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:14:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

why not just submit text with pictures down the bottom, save space, but then nobody would read it but guess what? I didnt read it because it was boring. I can see the mutton through the lambish exterior
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Another 20000+ telling a relative veteran what a good post is. Shove your opinion clear up your ass sideways, and then twist it slightly.

I enjoyed this post immensely.

Submitted by Dante_Alighieri at 2005-12-01 19:27:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

B@W

Submitted by nate at 2005-12-01 19:25:33 EST (#)
Rating: -2

pussy whipped is not funny I guess if you thought the phrase is funny just by itself this thing would be funny because it says pussy whipped alot but dressing up boring text with boring images and a leafy background does not cut it, I don't want to read boring crap if it was funny it would get a +2 whatever it looked like text or a big picture but if it isnt funny is gets a -2 no matter what it looks like, it is content that counts no packaging

Submitted by Saxon at 2005-12-01 19:24:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You forgot the male seahorse, he's a big girly skirt too.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-01 19:22:56 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:14:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

why not just submit text with pictures down the bottom, save space, but then nobody would read it but guess what? I didnt read it because it was boring. I can see the mutton through the lambish exterior

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What in hell are you on about?

Submitted by youarsoghey at 2005-12-01 19:15:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

B@W

Submitted by nate at 2005-12-01 19:14:52 EST (#)
Rating: -2

why not just submit text with pictures down the bottom, save space, but then nobody would read it but guess what? I didnt read it because it was boring. I can see the mutton through the lambish exterior


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