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The Joy of Dictating

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-06 11:50:45 EST
Rating: 1.43 on 67 ratings (67 reviews) (Review this item) (V)



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Submitted by G-prime at 2005-12-07 17:04:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:23:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:06:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

And the only thing remotely funny about Hitler was his haircut, which was deliberately left out of this post.

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well yes because that proudly sported bob-fro is alot funnier than hitler's haircut.

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I tend to disagree. And yes, ets, I will lighten up. Because I'm such a great guy. You're all blessed by my presence.

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2005-12-07 14:23:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:06:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

And the only thing remotely funny about Hitler was his haircut, which was deliberately left out of this post.

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well yes because that proudly sported bob-fro is alot funnier than hitler's haircut.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-07 14:18:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

666 hits

G-Prime...just lighten up. Please?

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-12-07 13:09:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Only a few people can get away with making humour out of Hitler. Monty Python.

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-12-07 13:08:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

How do you mean, consumed by it? Laughing about what Hitler did will prevent it from happening to me? Or laughing about mass graves of innocent people will prevent me from being sad about it.

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-12-07 13:06:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

And the only thing remotely funny about Hitler was his haircut, which was deliberately left out of this post.

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-12-07 13:05:29 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-06 20:42:21 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-06 20:26:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

There IS nothing funny about mass genocide.
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Quit being a bitch.


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How am I being a bitch?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-07 12:08:56 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-07 07:55:19 (#)
Ranking: 1

this didnt kick me in the nuts.

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That's ok. Allow me...

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-12-07 07:55:19 EST (#)
Rating: 1

this didnt kick me in the nuts.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2005-12-07 06:54:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

meh

Submitted by thecaes at 2005-12-07 06:20:18 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-06 22:50:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-06 20:26:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

There IS nothing funny about mass genocide.

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The whole point is to laugh at it so it doesn't consume you. But I see, with you, something already has.

Submitted by shitfuck at 2005-12-06 21:02:05 EST (#)
Rating: 1

You don't know shit about Hitler.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-12-06 20:56:37 EST (#)
Rating: 1

The only funny part of this WAS the swastika armband.

Submitted by Hadley at 2005-12-06 20:42:21 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-06 20:26:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

There IS nothing funny about mass genocide.
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Quit being a bitch.

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-12-06 20:26:03 EST (#)
Rating: -2

There IS nothing funny about mass genocide.

Submitted by punkerrjess at 2005-12-06 17:57:52 EST (#)
Rating: 1

HHAAA I almost missed the swastika armband.

Submitted by NotSteve at 2005-12-06 15:51:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Back when I abused drugs, I used to love watching this motherfucker while I was high. Him and the teletubbies.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-06 15:31:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:24:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

There is nothing funny about Hitler.

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That's like saying there's nothing funny about mass genocide...

...and that's just wrong.

Submitted by ThatOneGirl at 2005-12-06 15:26:10 EST (#)
Rating: 1

happy trees will never be the same again

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-12-06 15:24:13 EST (#)
Rating: 0

There is nothing funny about Hitler.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-06 15:22:47 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:19:37 (#)
Ranking: 1

I bet that poor old Bob is rolling over in his grave.

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How else am I gonna bang him in the....uhhh.....nevermind.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-06 15:21:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Don't worry, badassmofo, I'm not racist. I just wanted to bring the 'Boyz in Da Hood' google ads to the page.

...gives it a little pazzaz, ya dig?

Submitted by Pentameter at 2005-12-06 15:19:37 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I bet that poor old Bob is rolling over in his grave.

Submitted by mbstateside at 2005-12-06 15:17:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-06 13:40:42 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-06 13:20:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

There are no mistakes, only 'happy accidents'.
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See? Take THAT, Mom!!

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This made me laugh.

Submitted by badassmofo at 2005-12-06 15:17:35 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I have nothing against people of color, racist.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2005-12-06 15:05:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"There are no much things as mass murders, just happy mistakes."

Aheheheheheheh. Quality line.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-06 15:01:19 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-06 14:44:01 (#)
Ranking: 1

you complete me, like Ebony and Ivory, we'll see we'll see, each other in our dreams our dreams

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Ok, but you can be the negro.

Submitted by scourge at 2005-12-06 14:50:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-06 14:44:01 (#)
Ranking: 1

you complete me, like Ebony and Ivory, we'll see we'll see, each other in our dreams our dreams
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You are black
I am white
You're blind as a bat
I have sight

Submitted by badassmofo at 2005-12-06 14:44:01 EST (#)
Rating: 1

you complete me, like Ebony and Ivory, we'll see we'll see, each other in our dreams our dreams

Submitted by Crystle at 2005-12-06 13:46:26 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Bwahahahahaha... I used to have my daughter watch that show....


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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-06 12:23:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

His hair has "happy little trees" growing within.

When I was just a wee little girl, I would watch him paint and it would put me to sleep.

Submitted by Hadley at 2005-12-06 13:40:42 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-06 13:20:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

There are no mistakes, only 'happy accidents'.
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See? Take THAT, Mom!!

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2005-12-06 13:32:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Not the Ross-meister! Is nothing sacred, man ?!
That's it. I'm disbanding the official ETS fan club. I'm sorry, but this time you've gone too far. You should've never revealed his deep, dark secret. Some goons will be arriving to dispatch you shortly.

Submitted by the_cole_guy at 2005-12-06 13:29:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This was great. My buddy dressed up as Bob Ross, too bad only a few people knew who he was.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2005-12-06 13:29:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Needs more happy mountains.



SCHNELL!



Submitted by Mike00295 at 2005-12-06 13:21:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I was Bob Ross for Halloween.
Lets just say...chicks dig the wig.

I even crafted my own easel out of plywood. I sanded it down and cut out a hole in it to hold my beer glass.
It was badass.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-06 13:20:29 EST (#)
Rating: 0

There are no mistakes, only 'happy accidents'.

This post was a 'happy accident'.

Submitted by scourge at 2005-12-06 13:16:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-12-06 12:59:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

i wonder how he felt when he couldn't get those trees just right?
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My dear sir, therin lies the Zen beauty of He Who Was Ross. The trees were ALWAYS "just right". That is why they were happy.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-12-06 13:11:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-06 13:04:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-12-06 12:59:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

i wonder how he felt when he couldn't get those trees just right?

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*DING DING DING DING WOO WOO WOO WOO NANU NANU NANU NANU*

We have a winner!

You're just won a lifetime supply of esoteric jokes no one seems to understand.

Submitted by morontian at 2005-12-06 12:59:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i wonder how he felt when he couldn't get those trees just right?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-06 12:57:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-06 12:36:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

Our Bob, who art in heaven
Happy be thy trees...

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thank God someone gets it!

The haters are just jealous of the genius of Bob Ross. This year was the 10th anniversary of his death. I think it's about time he was exalted to his rightful place as our Lord and Master.

Submitted by badassmofo at 2005-12-06 12:45:28 EST (#)
Rating: 1

damnit *you on the other HAND*

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2005-12-06 12:42:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Not exactly kicker of all ass, but you're hot so here's a +2

Submitted by badassmofo at 2005-12-06 12:40:48 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Here it is ETS.

You were obviously going for something funny here you just missed by a bit.

Now that said, if this was posted by someone else it would probably be ranked higher than this.

That is not a flaw of Uber, you see most people flit along in Uber rubbing one anothers egos with soft touches, you on the other DEMAND honest reviewing so I think your posts get held up to a little more scrutiny.

I liked the post, I love Bob Ross, but for what your intention was you missed a little.

Hence the +1.

Its ok, you're still a genius of something or something about something or something other than that.

If you post a PS of Ross with a 18" Black cock, fucking a little rabbit in the ass it would have been +2s across the board.

Peace.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-06 12:37:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Jack, yea, I know. 1995

Damn, that's been a long time! Too long in a world without Bob Ross has left us all so cold and apathetic.

There is a story of a bunch of artists chasing poor Bob Ross from a mall with a bucket of water shouting "SCAT!" I can't understand why anyone would have anything against Bob Ross! He's a goddamn modern MASTER! He deserves his immortality!

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2005-12-06 12:37:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Let's put in some happy trees.

Submitted by scourge at 2005-12-06 12:36:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Our Bob, who art in heaven
Happy be thy trees...

R.I.P.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart at 2005-12-06 12:35:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-12-06 12:12:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll +2 anything with Bob Ross.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-06 12:34:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Oh, well, what I really meant to say is: I don't have time for those that don't recognize the genius that is ME.

PFFFFFT!

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2005-12-06 12:34:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by jack11058 at 2005-12-06 12:32:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

if i had an army of alters, i'd log them all in to


auto +2 BOB ROSS


this post.

i watched his show religiously.

you do know he's dead, right?

http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/rnames-nf/Ross+Bob

big C unfortunately.

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-12-06 12:30:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

when did i speak ill of bob ross? only art teachers hate bob ross.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-06 12:28:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0

'Joy of Painting' was syndicated in many European countries. I'm sure the British know who he is.

This post comes from a few very disconnected facts or coincidences that I wanted to exploit having to do with Bob Ross' background, as well as that of a certain well known dictator from the early 20th century.

Meh. I don't have time for those that don't recognize the genius that is Bob Ross.

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2005-12-06 12:23:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

His hair has "happy little trees" growing within.

When I was just a wee little girl, I would watch him paint and it would put me to sleep.

Submitted by simple_catalyst at 2005-12-06 12:22:38 EST (#)
Rating: 1

posh.

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-12-06 12:15:44 EST (#)
Rating: 1

well, ets, i bet the bob ross stuff goes over a lot of these whipper snappers heads...plus the damned european contigent won't know who he is.

and it needed more paintings...haha

Submitted by ruthless at 2005-12-06 12:15:42 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by One4TheRoad at 2005-12-06 12:12:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'll +2 anything with Bob Ross.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-12-06 12:11:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

God, you people suck.

Submitted by joedaddy at 2005-12-06 12:11:16 EST (#)
Rating: 1

i don't get it

here's a +1 just in case

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-12-06 12:02:49 EST (#)
Rating: 1

yep, it's like a dog trotting around on three legs. i think it needed a few more paintings with happy little descriptions.

Submitted by MistressFist at 2005-12-06 12:01:14 EST (#)
Rating: 1

"There are no much things as mass murders, just happy mistakes."

That got me. But, needs more beaver.

Submitted by ozzy at 2005-12-06 11:58:13 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I get the impression I'm missing something here. I just couldn't get into this.

Submitted by Dervel at 2005-12-06 11:57:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hey ho lets go.

Submitted by scourge at 2005-12-06 11:57:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Submitted by badassmofo at 2005-12-06 11:57:25 EST (#)
Rating: 1

M.E.H.

Shame though because the PS work had such potential, needed better text.


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