Baking Cookies with a Porn StarSubmitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2005-12-14 01:24:08 EST
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So I’m chatting with my old friend Vince on AIM today. After a couple minutes of bullshitting, the following conversation takes place:
Dirty_Mexican: Hey, I got some great pics to show you.
Cracked_out_Cali: Okay, lets see them.
He proceeds to send me 3 porno pictures. It’s the same Mexican chick in all of them.
DM: Pretty strange, huh?
He goes ahead and sends a couple more.
DM: Isn’t that crazy?
COC: What’s so strange about them?
DM: Take a close look and tell me you can’t figure it out.
I go over all the pictures. Well, she didn’t seem to have a sixth finger or toe. Two boobs, check. Doesn’t have a dick. The only thing I was able to notice is the guy’s dick was kind of small by porn standards.
COC: Sorry dude, I’m just not catching it. What’s up?
DM: Man, it’s Mary Sanchez. We went to school with her. She goes by Jasmine Byrne now. Anyways, just thought I’d share. I’m out of here.
Mary Sanchez? I just couldn’t put a face to the name. I go into the garage and dig up my senior yearbook and take a look. Sure enough, there she was, an innocent little sophomore. We had Home Ec together that year. We had paired up for a few projects, mainly because she was one of those over-achievers, and I just didn’t give a shit. We were a great team. She started trying to get closer to me as the class went on, but I kindly declined because I was with someone at the time. Well, that, and the fact that I was 18 and she 15. At the time I thought it was the right thing to do... now I kick myself in the ass for it.
I did a little Google search for Jasmine Byrne and ended up at
(nsfw) http://www.searchextreme.com/actordetails/Jasmine_Byrne/23063406841/ (nsfw)
Wow, she’s been a busy little beaver. (Pun intended) The site also made me realize how ridiculous porno titles are. These are my Top Ten favorites by her:
- 10 Man Cum Slam
-Assault that Ass
-Cum Fart Cocktails
-I’m a Big Girl Now
-Max Blacc 2 : Disturbing the Spanish Pussy
-O Ring Blowout
-No Cum Dodging Allowed
And my personal favorite
-Taco Shop 2
So I go ahead and download one of her movies. “My Sister’s Hot Friend”, to be exact. I open it up and start watching. You know, I figured it would be a little awkward watching this. I mean, the last time I saw her, she was a quite little highschool girl. She wasn’t very social, but was a real sweetheart.
But what do ya know? Before I knew it, my pants where around my ankles, and I was beating my dick like it owed me money. Wow Mary, you sure know what your doing. You’ve made me proud.
I have to be honest with you though. Afterwards, I felt a little...disappointed. I mean, I could have been hitting that 5 years ago, waaay before it had been tainted.
Live and learn, I suppose.
They sure do grow up quick, don't they?