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The ULTIMATE Song of Thornliness and Joy: Session 6: “Yakety Yak/Bart Cilfone” – A Tribute to the Coasters

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-01-13 08:04:51 EST
Rating: 1.72 on 22 ratings (22 reviews) (V)

Previous Sessions:
Session 1: "The Chipmunk Song" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/82002
Session 2: "It Had To Be Jew" - A Tribute to JewToast - http://www.ubersite.com/m/82041
Session 3: "Baby on Board/Goodbye My Coney Island Baby" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/82088
Session 4: "Splatter Splatter" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/82179
Session 5: "Gangsta Folk" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/82246
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Session 6: “Yakety Yak/Bart Cilfone” – A Tribute to the Coasters

Personnel:
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Captain Thorns (Dave): all vocals (tenors, baritone, bass), vocal percussion, kazoo


Captain's Log:
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A classic '60s group: the Coasters.
Two golden hit Coasters songs: “Yakety Yak” and “Charlie Brown.”
The Man With The Uberlyrical Brain: CaptainThorns.

Nothing like concluding a series with a double-feature showstopper.

For the sake of being different, I recorded the material a cappella instead of using instruments. And it’s all done live - that’s right, one take only per part, bitches. No re-recording. No written music. All of this recorded improv style and mixed/mastered within an hour and a half.


NOTABLE MOMENT: Tell you what...how about YOU tell ME what the most notable moments are in these songs. I had the most fun inventing background vocal parts for the kazoo solos.


Lyrics:
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”Smackety Smack”

Please ban the alters and the trash before this website starts to crash
If you don’t stop the flaming war you won’t feel your gonads anymore
Smackety smack (bart bart’s sac)

Just finish cleanin’ up this tomb or else your nuts will face their doom
Get all the garbage out of sight or you’ll have blue balls Friday night
Smackety smack (bart bart’s sac)

You’d best take off your coat and hat and get yourself here on Uber, stat
And when you’ve finished doin’ that upload the songs and show us your tat
Smackety smack (bart bart’s sac)

[instrumental interlude]

Don’t you put my posts on the books; Electro’s hip; he knows what cooks
If you don’t make the shit subside I’ll tear your testes open wide
Smackety smack (bart bart’s sac)

Smackety smack, smackety smack


“Bart Cilfone”

Har har rabbit, see my bum
Will it be too soon now if I cum?

Bart Cilfone, Bart Cilfone
Makes me groan, that Bart Cilfone
He’s gonna make heat, just you wait and see
(Why is everybody always clickin’ on me)

He’s quick on his keys, I know that’s him
Up from 7 till 11 keeping Uber nice and trim

Bart Cilfone, Bart Cilfone
Makes me groan, that Bart Cilfone
He’s gonna make heat, just you wait and see
(Why is everybody always clickin’ on me)

Who’s never writing on the site
Who’s moderating all the fights
Who’s always wanking every night
Guess who (who, me) yeah, you

Who bans all the alters just for show
Who rescued us from Urbane’s cameltoe

Bart Cilfone, Bart Cilfone
Makes me groan, that Bart Cilfone
He’s gonna make heat, just you wait and see
(Why is everybody always clickin’ on me)

[instrumental interlude]

Who bans all the alters just for show
Who rescued us from Urbane’s cameltoe

Bart Cilfone, Bart Cilfone
Makes me groan, that Bart Cilfone
He’s gonna make heat, just you wait and see
(Why is everybody always clickin’ on me)

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Reviews


Submitted by Stabkill at 2006-01-28 12:26:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-01-16 03:50:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

W00t!

Captain Thorns has arrived in the UK!

Now let's get some more HEAT on this post!

Submitted by c1ndy at 2006-01-14 06:04:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

lovely

Submitted by Davros at 2006-01-14 05:29:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The first is my favourite, but the Kazoo earns an auto +2.

-Dave

Submitted by HighVoltage900 at 2006-01-13 20:50:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Forgot to comment.

Loved it all, the first was by far better.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 at 2006-01-13 20:50:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by joedaddy at 2006-01-13 20:09:21 EST (#)
Rating: 1


the Best song the coasters Ever did was "Searchin"


Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-01-13 19:09:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Thanks Hadley and O-Man!

I really expected this particular post to have more heat, considering the subject matter.

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2006-01-13 13:50:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Kazoo was nice. Perfect touch.

Submitted by TheSpook at 2006-01-13 11:47:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You people have entirely too much time on your hands.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-01-13 11:33:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:28:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit, kazoo solos make me tingle down there!
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Heh. Glad you liked it. I was having too much trouble getting a good sound out of my skin flute.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-01-13 10:28:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy shit, kazoo solos make me tingle down there!

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-01-13 10:07:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:53:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

Put it back in your pants, Cap'n.

I said "briefly".
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Hey, you were the one who said you were "hanging out", whichever way you meant!

Don't worry. I'm not into teh gay buttsecks.

Submitted by ghola at 2006-01-13 10:06:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Smackety smack, smackety smack
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that shit cracked me up

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-01-13 09:53:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Put it back in your pants, Cap'n.

I said "briefly".

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-01-13 09:47:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 08:33:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

With the exception of the Uber broads and maybe two other dorks, I can safely say that Shlongy would not mind hanging out - albeit briefly because I'm a busy guy - with Captain Thorns.
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W00t!

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-01-13 08:33:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

With the exception of the Uber broads and maybe two other dorks, I can safely say that Shlongy would not mind hanging out - albeit briefly because I'm a busy guy - with Captain Thorns.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-01-13 08:31:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-13 08:24:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Duh! Jesus I'm retarded. I'd forget to put my leg on if It didn't aid me in walking.

Have a safe, fun trip. Give those Brits a big smootch for me. Or just a handshake. Whateva.
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Depending on how drunk we get, I may be giving them more than a big smootch for you. That's all up to how much money you're sending Davros, of course. :)

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2006-01-13 08:24:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Duh! Jesus I'm retarded. I'd forget to put my leg on if It didn't aid me in walking.

Have a safe, fun trip. Give those Brits a big smootch for me. Or just a handshake. Whateva.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-01-13 08:22:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-13 08:13:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Where are you going?
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Great Britain, for the next two weeks. You know that babes! Remember...the big debate over which Ubercon I'd be attending? :p

God Save The Queen.

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2006-01-13 08:13:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Where are you going?

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-01-13 08:07:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Last one, bitches. Barring any last minute travel cancellations, I'm leaving on a jet plane tomorrow. Hope you enjoyed the series, and if not, Smackety Smack to you too. :p


Oooh ... maca-ma-damia nuts.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart's Dog Gets an F