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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2006-01-16 05:53:19 EST
Rating: 1.79 on 77 ratings (77 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Being someone who spends his entire working life on a computer, I’ve learnt to hate the fucking things. And it’s not just the machines themselves. I hate everything about computers. Everything.

The worst thing by far working on computers is when you’re not actually working. People assume that just because you work with them your social skills end with them.

When talking to someone, and they find out I work in IT, they instantly start asking shit about their computer. Here’s a hint:

I FUCKING HATE MY JOB ON COMPUTERS

The only reason I do it is because it’s the only thing I can do that pays well. Computers are piss easy to work and not fuck up, yet your average person still manages to know off the top of their head after seven pints at least fifteen faults with their own personal computer.

And it’s strange. They’ve had the problem for about six months, but the second they meet you its urgent.

“What do you do for a living?”

“Work in IT.”

“No shit. My computer’s been doing this shit ever since I brought it in 1994. Do you think you could come around tomorrow at seven am to look at it for me? I need to go on eBay.”

“No. Fuck off. What do you do for a living?”

“Taxi driver.”

“No shit. You see I don’t actually live where I always need to be. Do you think you could come around mine tomorrow morning at eight, take me to work, pick me up again at half five, take me home, pick me up after dinner, bring me down here, then take me to the kebab van and then home? Thought not. Fucker.”

That conversation actually happened. I won’t go into the consequences of it but needless to say it involved Superman, a giant fruit bat and Moses.

What makes people think I give a flying fuck about their connection speed and how the fuck am I suppose to know which broadband provider they should go with?

Did I ask if you’ve made any killer buys on eBay yet? Did I show any sort of interest in your digital camera?

The answer to all these questions is a fat fucking NO. I don’t care. I couldn’t give a shit.

So your pictures are printing with lines across them? Boohoo, mother fucker, some kids in Africa only have dot matrix, show some consideration. Been innovative. Put the lined picture in a frame and stick in the Tate Modern. Make a fucking fortune. But be sure not to thank me, you bastards.

Whenever I’ve been on my courses up in London, which have obviously been IT ones, they have free drinks after the course on Wednesday. So you go up, get drunk and, if you’re unfortunate enough to be on a boring course (C++…) you better get ready to have your tits well and truly bored off.

Someone tried to rope me into a conversation about our printer server once. I capped his ass before it went too fair. It got a bit messy when it came to witnesses, but that’s all past.

I don’t give a fuck. I really can’t stress that point enough.

And one of the worst points about the worst point is that people hear IT and they assume it relates to every electrical appliance.

What the fuck do I know about satellite navigation systems? More to the point, what do I care? Want some advice, buy a fucking road map.

What mobile phone do I have? I have one where you talk and the asshole on the other end hears you. That’s why it’s called a fucking phone, moron. I don’t care if you can store 6,000 addresses and have a camera. You don’t 6,000 friends and everyone one you know is probably ugly, so who gives a shit?

Wow. You have a high definition TV. That’ll be useful when someone gives a shit and starts broadcasting decent channels on HD. Until then, you can just shove that big old waste of money up your brown eye (and if anyone wants to point out that high definition will revolutionise telly, then answer me this: What the fuck do I care?).

I don’t care about your kettle, dish washer, fridge, car, hi-fi, DVD player or robot dog. Talk to me about a fucking typewriter. That might grab my interest for a while. Is it interesting? Is it fuck. But it’s different.

People assume that because I work with computers I must be obsessed with them and so want to stay up all night playing fucking Diablo or some shit like that. I’ve never touched it. I wouldn’t bother. I don’t even have broadband at home. I don’t even own a computer. I use my works laptop at home, and I have no intention of buying my own one.

You want to talk to me about computers, or you want some help, advice or a problem fixed, fucking pay me for it, you cheap ass bastards, or talk to someone else.

If you meet an accountant, you don’t start asking them to just have a quick look and see if they can balance your books.

If you meet a boxer you don’t ask them to beat seven shades of shit of you.

If you meet a doctor you don’t drop your trousers and ask them to check out the boil on your ass.

Why me then? WHY?

Things computers are good for:
1. Ranting about how much you hate people who go on about computers
2. Going on about computers
3. Safely telling faceless people on the other side of the planet to fuck off
4. Credit card fraud (if you’re into that sort of thing)
5. Looking busy, while going on about computers, telling faceless people to fuck off and committing credit card fraud.
6. Blame
7. Storing all my music on so I don’t have to lug my fucking collection around
8. Downloading funny as fuck pictures and videos

Anything else that people say is great about them is a fucking lie. There is nothing useful that a computer can do that a pencil, calculator, typewriter, FAX machine and an IQ over 50 can’t achieve.

The second worst thing about computers: They always think they know best.

Word is the biggest culprit, always putting fucking lines under my words. I know I spell like a retard with dyslexia, but I'm at peace with that. I know I can turn the lines off, but why the fuck should I?



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Submitted by experima at 2009-01-01 21:22:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by apollo88 at 2007-01-11 18:51:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

most pathetic review i have seen in the last 4 mins
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Submitted by consuelo212 at 2007-01-11 18:46:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

try playing online poker, if youre not some pussy thats afraid of gambling.

Submitted by rejected at 2007-01-11 18:32:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It is definitely good for wanking the one eyed tally wacker.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-08-15 06:39:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yes, it does.

Submitted by Lianne260987 at 2006-08-15 06:12:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ive just finished my A Levels and begun my career as an IT Technician. Does this mean I am gunna b treated the same way!

Submitted by compEngineer0 at 2006-08-09 08:59:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

So true...

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2006-06-21 09:36:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hehe TRUTH SPEAKER

Submitted by Deyve at 2006-06-07 01:33:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fair fucking enough. I work in Real Estate and man it shits me to tears when I'm out having a coffee or a drink and someone finds out I'm a real estate agent. Next thing they're fucking telling me about this house they're thinking of buying or asking me how much their shitbox is worth.

Fuck off! Ask for my card and ring me in the fucking morning if you want to talk business.

Top effort.

Submitted by nrduncan at 2006-03-21 12:32:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-03-10 23:50:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Why won't Crystle read all MY stuff and +2 it?

I have some good posts.

Like the uh...

And that one...

OH, what about... no... wait...

Shit, I need the +2's because I need the help.

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-03-10 23:18:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is awesome


people at my work think that because I can do brilliant things with excel, and I can use a jump drive, that I can re-wire a motherboard. Only they call it "that green thing with the gold bits"

Submitted by MyTeeOne at 2006-02-27 17:14:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Feel you pain. I'm not an IT guy, but most specialized professional get this.

On the flip side, if I have one more IT guy give me attitude because I don't know shit about computers, I will kick their ass. I am a very strong individual and I can do it. Shut up and do your job without the attitude so I can do mine.

Submitted by Serious_Melvin at 2006-02-11 23:13:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-01-26 13:57:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by the_lone_stranger at 2006-01-23 17:51:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I worked in IT for over 9 years. I feel your pain.

What you just so eloquently described is the #1 reason I quit my job and went to law school. At least lawyers get credit for their pro bono work.

Submitted by zoobie2000 at 2006-01-20 10:10:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Nellypaal at 2006-01-20 09:55:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I thought I'd already read this.

Evidently not.

Well done.

Submitted by weasul at 2006-01-20 01:17:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-17 10:37:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/388b/
"No I will not fix your computer", available in black or white.

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I have this T-shirt. It's nowhere near as effective as I had hoped. People always laugh it off as a joke and still expect me to do shit for them.

I don't work in IT, but I've always been known as the "hacker kid." I don't know how I managed to get such a moniker, but everyone that I know is always asking for help and sending those I don't know to me for help. Pay me, and maybe I'll consider it.

Submitted by the_grendel at 2006-01-19 14:37:29 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by Kidmc at 2006-01-19 05:53:01 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Har har har, Get a new fucking job! +1

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2006-01-19 03:47:00 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-01-18 07:53:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats on B@W

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Thanks dude

Submitted by RamJetMax at 2006-01-18 07:53:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Congrats on B@W

Submitted by RamJetMax at 2006-01-17 10:39:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome awesome rant.

Just Awesome.

"So your pictures are printing with lines across them? Boohoo, mother fucker, some kids in Africa only have dot matrix, show some consideration."

Awesome again.

Submitted by Bob_Dole at 2006-01-17 10:37:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/388b/
"No I will not fix your computer", available in black or white.

Submitted by Bellebrown at 2006-01-17 08:41:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:19:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Er, by the by, if anyon DOES have any accounts need looking at, I'm very cheap.

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You serious Woody?

uh... hold on... Im just imagining what could go wrong.

Could you imagine explaining that to the tax man?

"Yes, um, no, you see - I found this guy, he *said* he was an accountant, on this website - yes, Ubersite... um... no... it's not an accountants database *as* such... He tried to claim something called "Ubermadness" as an expense? Oh. Right. Well, WHAT? No, I don't know anything about Creme Brulee and an employee called Jebus."

Submitted by precision at 2006-01-16 22:32:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm a tech also...I get it all the time too....last person that asked me a stupid question I told them to open the case up and stick a penny one of the memory sockets...the next time I saw the guy he flipped me off, I can't understand why.

Submitted by ConorJS at 2006-01-16 22:22:50 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Video was great, but don't be such a whiney cunt. Or if you are, do it... I don't know... better.

Submitted by sebcharrot at 2006-01-16 22:05:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I think the 8800 looks a lot sweeter than the V3...

Submitted by crazyaardvark at 2006-01-16 21:51:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I feel your pain. I sell mobile phones part-time and do you know what every single guy wants to talk to be about when I'm out? Fucking mobile phones. I'm trying to get drunk and bumdance to Sir Mix A Lot - do I look like I want to talk about whether V3s are better than 8800s?
(Answer: They are both equally wanky. Just go and drive your riced-up lancer off a bridge, you fucking moron)

Submitted by munkeypants at 2006-01-16 21:24:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

you go!

Submitted by sebcharrot at 2006-01-16 17:49:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Don't you hate how every IT guy on earth is also made to look like a total geeky cunt? There's a new TV series starting on (British TV) channel 4 called "The IT Crowd" I think, and the advert for it consists of this:


A bunch of hot, sexy, sweating men and women (in suits) are spraying each other with champagne bottles, in various states of undress, grinding sexily against each other in tune to some dance beat. They're all having great fun, kissing each other, groping anyone they can find etc etc. Then it pans out through a glass wall, and turns out they're at an office party. It pans out further to show 3 geeks standing by a horde of computers. These guys have braces, pocket protectors, side partings, inch-thick glasses: the works. Then one of them says "Come on, let's get out of here!" as if it's the least coolest place to be. They then shuffle -yes, SHUFFLE- off.

The title then appears: "THE IT CROWD"



Fucking wankers.

Submitted by sebcharrot at 2006-01-16 17:43:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I get that too, and all I do is a University course in Software Engineering. All of a sudden, apparently that's the same as stating that I can fix every computer problem known to man!

My girlfriend's browser started blocking random sites, and I didn't know what to do. I told her this and she suddenly flipped:

"FOR SOMEONE WHO'S **SUPPOSEDLY** DOING SOFTWARE ENGINEERING, YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT IT DO YOU!?"

Jesus that made me angry.



I liked the taxi comparison, by the way. I'll be sure to use it whenever I can.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-01-16 17:21:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Quality.
Things are as they should be.

Submitted by DrRobertHand at 2006-01-16 17:19:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Heh. That sucks man. Go into advertising, that way when people find out what you do, either their eyes glaze over or they back away real slow...

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Or they stab you in the throat for contributing to my death. At least that's what I do.

Submitted by PokeyPecker at 2006-01-16 13:05:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by GaidinCanuck at 2006-01-16 12:54:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Preach on brother.

(Although, I actually do like 'puters, but I hate talking to the muggles about it.... )

Submitted by loki at 2006-01-16 11:47:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

People do actually pester doctors and accountants.

My favorite one was when someone asked me why they had to pay taxes when her husband’s partner got a refund.

how much did you versus he have withheld?

Do you and/or he own your own home?

make charitable contributions?

have kids?

who are in school generating some sort of educational expense credit?

recent energy saving improvements to the home?

live in the city versus county?

unreimbursed employee expenses in excess of 2.5% of your AGI?

medical expenses in excess of 7.5% of your AGI?

home based business expenses?

capital gain / losses / investment expenses?

married to an idiot?

It keeps me from going into business for myself.

Submitted by c1ndy at 2006-01-16 11:37:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

seriously though... what Broadband provider should I go with?

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2006-01-16 11:34:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

people do ask doctors and accountants shit like that.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2006-01-16 11:26:07 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-16 11:11:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

What I hear you saying is that you won't tell me whether or not I should download and install that bundle pack from Google.

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BOLLOCK FUCKS!

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2006-01-16 11:14:33 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-16 11:10:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

You should change careers and become a professional wanker.

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Memories.....

feels like it's been ages since I felt that sting. Where you been??

Submitted by loki at 2006-01-16 11:11:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What I hear you saying is that you won’t tell me whether or not I should download and install that bundle pack from Google.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2006-01-16 11:10:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You should change careers and become a professional wanker.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-01-16 10:50:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I work on computers too and everything you said is spot on.
I want you to bear my children.

I haven't done actual work for a whole week and I'm being offered a 100K/year job...hahaha..no shit!

Submitted by firefly at 2006-01-16 10:14:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by GodChicken at 2006-01-16 09:20:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I feel your pain.

Awhile ago I got a call asking where the "any" key was. http://www.ubersite.com/m/78106

Read the 1st part of my rant here about work. http://www.ubersite.com/m/58314

Submitted by bigbabylons at 2006-01-16 09:09:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I feel your pain, i'm in IT too, people always say "So your an IT bod are you, can i ask you something" , Yeah as long as it not about fucking computer you dick. Oh and if you call me
an IT bod again i'm going to rip your fucking eyes out.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2006-01-16 09:07:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

If you were working in an abortions clinic, would people ask for your advice? Or an undertakers?

To my shame however, I talk cars with every mechanic I know etc etc. The difference is (to my mind) - IT problems take ages to fix sometimes, and people expect you to spend the time. If you charged them - maybe you'd look a bit dodgy, but perhaps it's better than having yet another weekend abducted by some wanker wanting to know why their wifi doesn't work.

Submitted by Natsukau at 2006-01-16 08:53:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Bravo. I work in an industry that always has worthless peices of shit coming out of nowhere to ask me very personal questions, and expecting a professional response from me at all times. I know your pain.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2006-01-16 08:45:50 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-16 08:42:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fokkit. Sorry man, forgot to rate.

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All is forgiven.

You're just lucky you were wearing that t-shirt last year.

Submitted by phuzzygish at 2006-01-16 08:42:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fokkit. Sorry man, forgot to rate.

Submitted by phuzzygish at 2006-01-16 08:42:35 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Heh. That sucks man. Go into advertising, that way when people find out what you do, either their eyes glaze over or they back away real slow...

Submitted by thorpe at 2006-01-16 08:23:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2006-01-16 08:10:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Berty. I care not if that was a deliberate typo. Redundancy is easy enough to spell. What do people ask HR folk to do?

I get asked to set up people's broadband routers, talk about animation, read over dissertations and occasionally talk digital graphics.

Shit. I think I may retrain to be a bra fitter. Think about it.

Or maybe make dildos.

Submitted by KatHunter at 2006-01-16 08:01:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"If you meet a doctor you don't drop your trousers and ask them to check out the boil on your ass." Unfortunately, this is NOT true. The father of my boyfriend is a doctor, and whenever people find out, they just HAVE to ask him for advice. He usually refuses to tell people what his job is.

My boyfriend is a computer technician, and EVERYONE always asks him stupid questions. I think half the people in my class have asked me to drag their heavy-ass laptop home and ask him to make the ancient crap work, because they spilled too much beer in it or something. Hell no! Why the hell should he work for free, he doesn't even know them? Besides, he has other things to do in his already limited spare time.

Dammit people, for some of us it's ONLY a job, not a friggin' passion.

I feel your pain.

Submitted by missflibble at 2006-01-16 07:53:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

::claps::
huge round of applause from me!!!
I've signed up to a preggie lady website and since people found out i can code HTML they've been emailing me to ask about how to make their "tickers*" work and how to add them to their desktops and stuff.

(*timelines about when you baby's due, when you began breast feeding, when you are ovulating next, when the messiah will be reborn etc...)

Submitted by Berty at 2006-01-16 07:39:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I have a bit of a blind spot with spelling 'redunancy' which causes a bit of bother for me in my chosen profession.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-01-16 07:38:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:36:29 (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:31:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

The only reason I do it is because it's the only thing I can do that pays well. Computers are piss easy to work and not fuck up, yet your average person still manages to know off the top of their head after seven pints at least fifteen faults with their own personal computer.
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That sums up my past 7 years working in IT very well.

Are you going to the Ubercon Friday evening? We can both share lots of bitch stories about computers and other IT-related appliances!

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Afraid not. Have zero money and so can't afford to. And am working the whole weekend down the club now to try and get my shit together.
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Well, bloody hell. We'll miss ya.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2006-01-16 07:36:29 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:31:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

The only reason I do it is because it's the only thing I can do that pays well. Computers are piss easy to work and not fuck up, yet your average person still manages to know off the top of their head after seven pints at least fifteen faults with their own personal computer.
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That sums up my past 7 years working in IT very well.

Are you going to the Ubercon Friday evening? We can both share lots of bitch stories about computers and other IT-related appliances!

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Afraid not. Have zero money and so can't afford to. And am working the whole weekend down the club now to try and get my shit together.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 at 2006-01-16 07:34:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is all a lie. He CLAIMS to be in England, yet I did not see a single "cheerio" in this entire post.

Nice try asshole. You probably live in some shithole like Somalia or France.

Submitted by ozzy at 2006-01-16 07:31:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Rantastic. Rantelicious. And so on.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-01-16 07:31:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The only reason I do it is because it's the only thing I can do that pays well. Computers are piss easy to work and not fuck up, yet your average person still manages to know off the top of their head after seven pints at least fifteen faults with their own personal computer.
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That sums up my past 7 years working in IT very well.

Are you going to the Ubercon Friday evening? We can both share lots of bitch stories about computers and other IT-related appliances!

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2006-01-16 07:30:42 EST (#)
Rating: 1

HA HA RABid IT!

Submitted by DCWoody at 2006-01-16 07:19:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Er, by the by, if anyon DOES have any accounts need looking at, I'm very cheap.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey at 2006-01-16 07:17:45 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Word keeps changing my language to French which is PISSING ME OFF

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2006-01-16 07:17:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:15:28 (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:12:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Nath @ work = http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5184957822303751144&q=bad+day

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You calling me fat(ter than I actually am)???

Nath @ work does sound like an excellent website idea...

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You're the poor cunt who has to fix the fat psycho's computer. If I was you, I'd encourage him to eat it.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2006-01-16 07:15:28 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:12:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Nath @ work = http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5184957822303751144&q=bad+day

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You calling me fat(ter than I actually am)???

Nath @ work does sound like an excellent website idea...

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2006-01-16 07:12:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by kimberly at 2006-01-16 07:09:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by shandythedog at 2006-01-16 07:00:55 EST (#)
Rating: 0

my problem is this message that comes everytime i start up. it's something about 'norton does not accept something or other'. it's very annoying.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2006-01-16 06:57:17 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-01-16 06:54:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

I just read the title. Was this post about computers? Do you know about them?

How do i get download.trojan and goaway.exe off my computer?

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First thing you'll need is a flame thrower and a small room filled with hundreds of cans of deodorant

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2006-01-16 06:54:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I just read the title. Was this post about computers? Do you know about them?

How do i get download.trojan and goaway.exe off my computer?

Submitted by williamson at 2006-01-16 06:44:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I get that and my job isn't even very IT'ish.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2006-01-16 06:43:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Nowt wrong with this post. I just spent 20 minutes reading HIFIs monthly or some such in a dentist's waiting room. I was vaguely impressed by the obsession. Not so I would want to spend £4000 on a hifi myself, but never the less, interesting.

Submitted by Davros at 2006-01-16 06:43:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You is one angry mofo.

-Dave

Submitted by Dervel at 2006-01-16 06:09:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Potty mouth.


You see, boy? The real money's in bootlegging! Not in your childish
vandalism.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment