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6 Little Notes

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 12:49:48 EST
Rating: 0.42 on 157 ratings (157 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

This is turning out to be one of those days I'd rather not be alive - and the day's just started.

I wonder sometimes what is chemically going on in my brain on days like this. Did the serotonin eject from my penis in the night during that nice dream? Oh yea, that's right, I didn't have any nice dreams.

So many dreamless nights strung together can't be good for a person. It's like so many loveless relationships. After a while, I guess, you just don't miss it.

Sometimes I fantasize about retreat. Escape. Running away from the rat race. Then I realize that I'm not really in that either. Besides, that's just not that practical - running away - so instead I fantasize about murder - about lining up all those people that piss me off along a long wall and turning the crank of a Gattling on them.

I heard somewhere once that although the Gattling gun was in use during the Civil War, the army didn't use them very often because they were too expensive. Soldiers were only expensive if they were alive. Better to send them in, I guess, than pay them. I could be wrong...seeing as the source of this information is my brain. Hasn't exactly been reliable lately.

Sometimes I guess you just get tired of looking for alternate sources of information - just like you eventually get tired of forging your dreams and, instead, settle for being dreamless. Dreams get overgrown quicker than you think. Blink and you miss 'em.


The mind is a thicket. I don't even know how I get to work most days. I just sorta end up there, like I've sleepwalked the whole way. Or sleep-driven.

I instinctively pour myself a coffee and plop down in my faux leather office chair while I wait for Windows to boot. Most times I close my eyes during this process. I could use the extra rest. I could use a vacation. I could use a nervous breakdown. I need to double-check my insurance policy. I think they cover things like that. A lengthy stay in a cuckoo bin could be just the thing I need...six months staring at an off-white wall while searching my soul for color. Nowhere to be. No one to please. Sounds too good to be true, I guess.

I open my eyes at the behest of the Windows startup jingle. Those six notes must have made someone exceedingly rich. Those six notes echo in cookie-cutter, fluorescent-lit buildings and over cramped corner desks in homes around the globe every single day. I often wonder who wrote that little tune...those six little notes. Did they come to him in a dream? I wish my dreams would go so far. I wish I had dreams.

I wonder if it was a work for hire or if the composer gets royalties from some magical counter that tabulates the number of times Windows users restart their computers and, thus, play that song. It pisses me off to think about it. Either way, I lose. I didn't write those six notes. I don't own them. Though by now, I suppose nobody does. It's like classical music. Might as well not charge people for something they've heard so often they could just play it in their minds. I've thought about disabling that little startup jingle, but then, what would remind me to open my eyes? Besides, I guess it makes me feel connected to keep it on.

It's strange, you know, to think about the difference between your life and a computer. To think that for all our attempts to distinguish ourselves from animals, we've only aligned ourselves more closely with them.


"It's our capacity for rationale," they say, "that distinguishes us from animals." This always makes me laugh. And hearing that Windows jingle reminds me of the truth...that six little notes still have power over us despite all our rationale.

To be fair, some point to our capacity for recognizing beauty and art that makes us different from both animal and computer, but I don't reckon that's a very conclusive study seeing as I can't remember the last time someone asked an animal what was 'beauty'. But really, who gives a shit what animals think anyway? We rarely even take the time to care what other people think, why should we care what animals think?

I liken the search for that spark of humanity in animals and computers to listening for microwave signals from deep space for intelligible patterns. The signal takes thousands of years to cross the distance between our planet and the ones we're listening to, so why bother really? Unless we figure out a way to travel there in a reasonable timeframe, it wouldn't do us much good to know if ET was out there 100,000 years ago, would it?

I heard somewhere that they sent a radio signal into space that contained a mathematical code that contained graphs and pictures representing things on earth, our genetic code, and the like. I guess we figure if we can't infest their planet by going there, we can trick them into developing humans from scratch. Someone should tell them not to play God, 'cause they might be unlucky enough to stumble across his image in a code. I think it might be a cruel, but funny, joke to send all our major religious texts along with our genetic code...just to mix things up a bit.

I think I also heard that some less ambitious team had sent a capsule into space containing objects from our culture here on earth, you know, the sort of thing you might bury in your back yard, but they sent it into space instead. Elvis records...that sort of thing.

I wonder if they sent Microsoft's six little notes. I wonder if an alien race might already have discovered those same six notes. And I wonder if that would spark an interstellar copyright suit. Who would have jurisdiction over interstellar law? Just like on earth, I figure, it would depend on who had the bigger guns.

I look at my coffee and notice it's running low. Time for a refill and perhaps a smoke... People often talk about the addictive properties of tobacco, but caffeine is often underestimated in its addictive properties.

It's a vicious cycle, caffeine. You didn't sleep well last night, so you gulp down that black life-blood all morning until you reach something resembling a normal state. Then as the day wears on, your energy finally catches up with you just in time for bed. Then you lie awake for hours while the precious minutes tick by. Every so often you roll over to see how many you've lost, and it's always more than you expected. Eventually you make it to something resembling 'sleep' only to discover your alarm clock is now screaming at you in its singularly annoying way, and it's time to do it all over again.

Pretty soon you realize those minutes have stretched into years and you realize that a whole portion of your life is gone...sleepwalking.

Yesterday, as usual, I went into the break room and someone had taken the last of the coffee without starting a new pot. So I put a new pot on and, on a whim while I waited, I decided to check out the literature on the back of the can of creamer.

Did you know that coffee creamer has absolutely ZERO nutritional value? I didn't know that until yesterday. Why even bother printing the panel if it's all a bunch of zeros? Why not just print in big bold letters: "THIS PRODUCT IS USELESS TO YOUR BODY, BUT YOU WILL PUT IT IN YOUR COFFEE ANYWAY"? Seems reasonable enough. I guess my plan to stock my bomb shelter with coffee creamer is out.

Strange, though, that for something with zero nutritional value, it sure contains a lot of soybean oil. I think I heard once that soybeans are supposed to be good for you. But now that I think about it, it seems counterintuitive to trust something that can be burned as fuel. But I just thought about it again and realized that would mean I distrusted all the atoms in the universe and that kind of hatred just seems a little excessive even for me.

Oh, but to shut this brain up for a little while without feeling like total shit!

It's always a trade off. I leave it on and it runs away – even into the wee hours of the morning. I turn it off and it's back to sleepwalking and "how did I get here"?

For now, I seem to have written myself awake. My eyes are open and my head is clear.

I think, today, I'll throw a monkey wrench in the system and restart my computer just to hear those six little notes again.

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Submitted by apollo88 at 2006-03-06 12:25:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:30:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

scourge: thank you for that.



Apollo: I thought you weren't gonna rate my posts anymore. I don't know what I ever did to shit in your Wheaties. Again, I haven't see you write jack shit on this website that was interesting, at least not in a long fucking time, so who cares if you sell your writing elsewhere? I haven't read any of it, I haven't heard of you, and I certainly haven't BOUGHT any of it, so you STILL do me absolutely no good. I don't doubt you CAN write...I just doubt you ever DO. I think you're looking at me through an awfully narrow lens if you think I can't write when I want to. Your mistake is in thinking that I was really TRYING here. """

i said i'm not going to read,rate anyMORE of your posts.

Oh, and FYI, if you need to TRY you ain't any good.

But I am bored of this now, I am not a nasty person by nature and I am coming across that way.

You are just easy meat because you get wound up so easily and I enjoy arguing/insulting people on t'internet.


Submitted by Deconstruction at 2006-03-05 23:21:47 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Children, the whole fucking lot of you.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-03-04 19:35:35 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I'd wager a pile that you don't marry that chick. She'd want to fucking kill herself the first time you two started arguing about the spaghetti sauce or some other trivial shit.

If you do, I'd like to buy you a gift.

Do you prefer the blue box of Kleenex or the white?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-03 17:30:07 EST (#)
Rating: 0

scourge: thank you for that.



Apollo: I thought you weren't gonna rate my posts anymore. I don't know what I ever did to shit in your Wheaties. Again, I haven't see you write jack shit on this website that was interesting, at least not in a long fucking time, so who cares if you sell your writing elsewhere? I haven't read any of it, I haven't heard of you, and I certainly haven't BOUGHT any of it, so you STILL do me absolutely no good. I don't doubt you CAN write...I just doubt you ever DO. I think you're looking at me through an awfully narrow lens if you think I can't write when I want to. Your mistake is in thinking that I was really TRYING here.

Submitted by scourge at 2006-03-03 14:34:09 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I'm not saying that everything he posts is great Caul, hell I'll be the first to say he's posted some pretty crap stuff, just that he does get some pretty harsh backlash from people even on decent posts. I wasn't pointing fingers at anyone...

As for being DR. Phil, well, I'm certainly better looking than that, though not as wealthy. I'm kind of torn

Wealthy; but fat, bald, ugly and a crackpot

-or-

Just comfortable; but gorgeous, in good shape and brilliant


Yeah, I'll stick with where I am.



Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-03 13:34:44 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-03 12:44:01 (#)
Ranking: 1

A lot of people here have designated him their whipping boy and to deny it is to lie to themselves.
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ETS has posted some pretty awesome stuff on here. I don't always -2 him. He just happens to be extremly boring lately. I do however get a few giggles when I see him have one of his self-aggrandizing fit in which he claims to be a victim because he's a misundertood artist with a superior intellect. But then, after a while, he usually gets over himself or whatever is making him crazy and resumes being interesting.

Thank you for you insight Dr.Phil, but you're obviously clueless.

Submitted by scourge at 2006-03-03 12:44:01 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Not a half bad post ETS. I tend to agree with AJ, people will bash away just because of who posted the piece.

As for the argument about his alters posts getting the same reviews whil he was on hiatus posting as himself, well it was pretty obvious to everyone who the person doing the writing was. But check the first post, the Blue Screen of Death one, it had a good rating and was well received. If Bradley were to post something like that under the ETS account it would get the shit flamed out of it. Thats a fact.

A lot of people here have designated him their whipping boy and to deny it is to lie to themselves. No matter what he posts those same useres will bash him.





apollo- Do you seriously sell some of your writing? I have some short stories, 20 pages, 50 pages, and some various essays that I don't want to post here, they don't really fit the model of what Uber wants to read, not enough zombies or rape or Uber user hand jobbing. Any advice on how to get some of this out in front of people who may be willing to buy?

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2006-03-03 12:42:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

shuddered?

Submitted by Berty at 2006-03-03 12:14:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I read the reviews on this and shuddered.

Submitted by _Aries_ at 2006-03-03 11:48:01 EST (#)
Rating: -2

It's funny because everytime Filthy replies it's some long winded attempt at wit and not matter how hard I try all I hear in my head is 'blah blah blah bitch bitch bitch suck ets' cock blah blah blah'

so tiring really.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2006-03-03 11:10:50 EST (#)
Rating: -2

you can't even argue on the internet properly.

:-(

BTW, FYI Smack heads don't get US visas, you may want to look at moving to England rather than vice versa if you are going to marry your internet, met four times, lover.

My writing doesn't go on here, too busy selling it.

Cry me a river emo boy.


Submitted by Pentameter at 2006-03-03 10:08:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yes...as a matter of fact, I just went through this and took 3 days off sick from work.

Fuck it. No amount of money in the world is enough for me to break my back for anyone.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2006-03-03 03:38:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-02 21:35:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

Men hump, women get humped


ah shit...i fuckin thought I smelled some gay in this motherfucker

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So your only qualm about a young girl trying to fuck something that's both inanimate and an animal is that by doing most of the work she is usurping men's traditional gender role? Jesus. You own a lot of soft toys, don't you Clarice? Do they comfort you when you realise you've ploughed the easy-insult depths of both sexism and homophobia and yet still failed to be remotely insulting?

Hey, I think that Rainbow Brite doll is giving you the eye. Better go put her in a small, dark place just to teach her. She's asking for it, man. THEY'RE ALL ASKING FOR IT ALL THE TIME.

Submitted by _Aries_ at 2006-03-02 21:35:33 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-02 15:06:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

I really don't think we need to be discussing my transatlantic tryst here. Perhaps we could leave that to one side before someone has the bright idea to invite along my mother with her selection of embarassing baby photos or anecdotes about the time she caught me trying to hump a stuffed tortoise.


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Men hump, women get humped


ah shit...i fuckin thought I smelled some gay in this motherfucker

Submitted by coley at 2006-03-02 21:11:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:16:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-03-02 13:14:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

I's kinda sad that you know that it's 6 notes. I just fire up my computer and walk away. I've never sat to count the notes.

***

Because it's that hard to figure out, isn't it?

Tit. I bet you have to take off your shoes whenever you balance your checkbook.
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HAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Submitted by apollo88 at 2006-03-02 21:02:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-03-02 07:33:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

This was a really boring read. It was over the top, in my opinion, without stating anything of any signifigance. You calling it fiction implies it should have some level of entertainment value. It has none that I can tell.

I did get a giggle out of the idea of you being better than someone. +1

Seeing you throw yet another fit was enjoyable. +1

On the other hand, I'm better than you. -1

Similarly, Apollo is better than you. -1

p.s. go read rank and vile, and weep at the fact that your life works combined don't approach the originality or entertainment qualities present in that series, and know that he could out write you at will anyday. """


Thank you.



Submitted by DCWoody at 2006-03-02 19:29:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:42:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe that's just because you can't accept that I'm seeing FilthyAssistant.

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No shit? I thought she mentioned some Brad guy.


Wait. Thats you isn't it. Lucky bugger. Well, good luck with all that immigration shit.

Submitted by AJ at 2006-03-02 19:16:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-03-02 13:14:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

I's kinda sad that you know that it's 6 notes. I just fire up my computer and walk away. I've never sat to count the notes.

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Because it's that hard to figure out, isn't it?

Tit. I bet you have to take off your shoes whenever you balance your checkbook.

Submitted by coley at 2006-03-02 18:37:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I liked the post, have many unsolicited comments about the reviews, think Filthy is anything BUT average and that ETS is pretty fucking smart (genius is only one step from insanity) whether or not you like the guy.


But yeah, I'm just rating the post here.
+2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2006-03-02 15:06:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I really don't think we need to be discussing my transatlantic tryst here. Perhaps we could leave that to one side before someone has the bright idea to invite along my mother with her selection of embarassing baby photos or anecdotes about the time she caught me trying to hump a stuffed tortoise.

Submitted by MichelleNJ at 2006-03-02 13:14:56 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I's kinda sad that you know that it's 6 notes. I just fire up my computer and walk away. I've never sat to count the notes.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-02 12:03:09 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2006-03-02 11:55:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 20:03:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-01 19:52:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

How exactly do you two "see each other"?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-01 19:51:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

And Filthy is British, right?

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It's really not any of your business, but we've met on four separate occasions over the last year. Twice in England and twice in America.

I love her very much and we are planning on getting married pending what the US government has to say about it, again, not that that's really any of your business.

But you asked, so there you go.
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as long as she has id you can get married. getting the us id and making her a citizen afterwards is the pain, getting married to a possible illegal immigrant seems to be no big fucking deal in america.

Submitted by indoninja at 2006-03-02 11:48:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-01 21:40:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus Christ you people.

If this would've been posted by anyone but ETS the comments wouldn't have been near this aggravating.

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Really? What happened to his posts when he was posting as an alter?

The same thing.


No matter what name is posting this or replying to comments it rubs me the wrong way, for the reasons here.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84717#1862835

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-02 11:37:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

ETS - you don't get slammed because of what you try to convey into your posts or because the world is against you. You get slammed because you can't get over yourself. I don't know if you are a social person but after reading this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84717#1862803 , my guess is no. You can't force people to like you.

We should think you're a great Uber contributor? I think your posts are barely average
We should see that you're a great artist? I listened to everything you posted and I found your music rather ordinary.
We should agree that you expose social problems? I think you're just another clueless pothead who ruminates ideals and has very little knowledge about how the world works.
We should recognize that you're hot shit because you date some average chick on another continent? To me this is pretty sad and on par with paying for sex.

That's an opinion. You can ignore or insult a person back, that's fair game. But trying to convince everyone that you're better than them is ridiculously stupid and will only attract the kind of shit you're getting.

When you learn to get over yourself, people will too.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2006-03-02 08:57:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"I heard somewhere once that although the Gattling gun was in use during the Civil War, the army didn't use them very often because they were too expensive. Soldiers were only expensive if they were alive. Better to send them in, I guess, than pay them. I could be wrong...seeing as the source of this information is my brain. Hasn't exactly been reliable lately.""
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One reason Gatling guns were too expensive because of the cartridged ammunition. It was the same reason the Henry repeating rifle was offered to both sides of the conflict yet still rejected, regardless of the fact that they were far superior to the muzzleloading rifles in use. Had either side made use of them (the Henrys) in battle, it could've possibly changed the outcome of the war. Another problem with the Gatlings was logistics; they were heavy as a gold turd and extremely diffucult to drag through the mud that many battlefields turned into. Some were even mounted on train cars, but I suppose asking your enemy to hang tight while you built a railroad track to the frontline was expecting a bit too much.
</useless information a la Cliff, of Cheers fame>

Keep your head up, boss. Things could ALWAYS be worse.

Submitted by DavyJones at 2006-03-02 07:33:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

This was a really boring read. It was over the top, in my opinion, without stating anything of any signifigance. You calling it fiction implies it should have some level of entertainment value. It has none that I can tell.

I did get a giggle out of the idea of you being better than someone. +1

Seeing you throw yet another fit was enjoyable. +1

On the other hand, I'm better than you. -1

Similarly, Apollo is better than you. -1

p.s. go read rank and vile, and weep at the fact that your life works combined don't approach the originality or entertainment qualities present in that series, and know that he could out write you at will anyday.

Submitted by Dervel at 2006-03-02 05:33:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The mind is a thicket. I don't even know how I get to work most days. I just sorta end up there, like I've sleepwalked the whole way. Or sleep-driven.

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I think everyone suffers this. I see it as one of the major indignities of my life.

I blame Cromwell.

For no reason other than I just don't like him.


Submitted by BranDo at 2006-03-02 04:42:06 EST (#)
Rating: 1

This was different I guess...

I hope this Atlantic Matrimonial Treaty is going to work out for you guys.



Submitted by iddqd at 2006-03-02 03:50:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

booooooooring

Submitted by _Aries_ at 2006-03-01 23:53:11 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I just got done reading the post and all the reviews, and I have to say I have never been so appalled by anything on this site as I am by you. I don't think it's possible to describe in words how big of a tool you are - the phrase "faggot peckerhead wank-artist" comes to mind, but it doesn't even come close to covering it. I hope you choke to death on your own bloated yet shockingly frail ego.

Submitted by Oxymoron at 2006-03-01 21:59:27 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I give up. I don't think anyone can ever get through to him. No one is out to get you, you put yourself out there. When you debate/argue something, you act as the end all know all and, from reviews I've read, tend to belittle and besmirch anyone on the other side of the issue. I've also noticed that a lot of your arguing points are inaccurate and misleading.

I haven't been on Uber very long, unfortunately I never heard of it until a few months ago. Yeah I posted some pretty retarded shit, I did it to fit in. I wanted to contribute something to this website. That doesn't mean that I think someone who doesn't post is a lesser contributer.

More importantly however, is that I don't think my noobieness or lack of +2 posts(or lack of posts at all) has any bearing on my intelligence, ability to write, social status, etc.


We've agreed on things before, there's no reason why we can't in the future, but I'm definately not going to argue with you anymore. I deal with enough rude people in the real world.

I'm getting away from this post, it's bad news



Submitted by AJ at 2006-03-01 21:40:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Jesus Christ you people.

If this would've been posted by anyone but ETS the comments wouldn't have been near this aggravating. Why do you fuckers ALWAYS have to play the internet one-upmanship game? Can't you just let it sit for ONE FUCKING DAY? This is the point where Mom comes in and turns off the goddamn Nintendo and makes you play outside.

Fuck.

Submitted by AJ at 2006-03-01 20:55:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"But now that I think about it, it seems counterintuitive to trust something that can be burned as fuel."

***

This line was really good and I got a bigger kick out of it being from the largest soybean producing state in the US.

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"But I just thought about it again and realized that would mean I distrusted all the atoms in the universe and that kind of hatred just seems a little excessive even for me."

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That line's the only one that seems a bit out of place. Seems like you're taking on too much of a burden with it. But then maybe that was your point.

Submitted by AJ at 2006-03-01 20:51:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I really liked this.

Submitted by G-prime at 2006-03-01 20:41:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Yeah, alright, none of my business. Satisfied my curiosity.

but this:


It irks me when when people like you come along who have no idea what shit I put up with here and the tactics I must resort to in order to quell it, who look only at the surface of the things I say and ASSUME, yes ASSUME, that I'm the source of the problem. You really are clueless to how long I've been putting up with this shit or when and where it began.


Can we not make peace? Honestly I have to say that it would appear that you take this place too seriously. If you take so much shit here, why not leave? It's just a website, dude.

I don't hate you and I don't want to. And I did read the post, and it wasn't bad. But when I read the reviews, you really started pissing me off. Seriously, holier than thou doesn't even come close. Just calm down a bit. Don't take shit so seriously. Caul's just teasing, as is eveyrbody here.

Calm the hell down, it sounds like you're having a hernia over a few insults from a few random strangers you've never met, that you really shouldn't care about.

Peace?

Submitted by indoninja at 2006-03-01 20:37:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 17:11:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

And yes, that means I'm ABOVE you, Spike. I am your fucking INTELLECTUAL SUPERIOR. Face it. I could run circles around you at anything even remotely artistic, scientific, or technical.

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Artistic is debatable, but scientific or technical?

I have crapped things that have more technical and scientific understanding than you. You have no fucking clue how anything in this world works, from your past posts basic understanding of the laws of thermodynamics are beyond you. And the scary thing is that you think you understand it, you think you understand everything because you read a shitty website, even when someone spells out the

How can you call yourself superior when you resort to bragging about having a girlfriend on a website. I don't know shit about her, but I do know there is something disturbing and pathetic about dating someone who is a ten hour flight away. I have had long distance relationships before, but it happened when I moved, not when I couldn't find anyone in a hundred mile radius who made me happy. Go ahead and think that you are both two unique snowflakes who have a relationship that can span the atlantic, I hope it works for you, I really do. But it is nothing to brag about and I doubt it will last, soon you will realize how much it sucks to see each other twice a year when your realtionship doesn't have a real base.

On most peoples scale you aren't superior to anyone because of your dead end job, probably shitty apt, and even though you may have a girl you don't have a sex life. Yep that is a pretty shallow and close minded way to judge superiority, so lets use your scale. Lets see, you are a polluting consumer in the biggest polluting consumeristic country in the world. You talk a big game about change, but you don't have the brains to realize the change you want isn't possible yet (hydrogen cars now), and you don't have the balls to walk away from America and get your hands dirty in real humanitarian work. On what scale are you superior to anyone? You are a loser in anyones eyes, I am going to go ahead and +2 you because it looks like only in the world of Uber can you possible be considered better than anyone.

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2006-03-01 20:31:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 20:03:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

I love her very much and we are planning on getting married pending what the US government has to say about it, again, not that that's really any of your business.

But you asked, so there you go.

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Thats awesome!! Congrats man.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 20:03:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-01 19:52:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

How exactly do you two "see each other"?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-01 19:51:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

And Filthy is British, right?

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It's really not any of your business, but we've met on four separate occasions over the last year. Twice in England and twice in America.

I love her very much and we are planning on getting married pending what the US government has to say about it, again, not that that's really any of your business.

But you asked, so there you go.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 19:58:32 EST (#)
Rating: 0

It means I don't even know you, yet you are calling ME an insignificant cretin?

I didn't enter a pissing contest with you, but you wanted in the fray, so now here you are. I've got more hits than you, a higher rating than you, I've been here longer than you, I have more posts than you (posts that are NOT entitled "i fucked a donkey in the ass").

I happen to think that I have contributed quite a lot to this website.

This particular post isn't a masterpiece. I didn't intend it to be and I never claimed it was, but I DO think it's well-written and I also happen to think it's got some interesting thoughts in it for anyone willing to look for them.

I have posted everything from comedy to politics to music to serious fiction on this website, and I've been both praised and condemned for all of it.

I have posted almost 60 songs on this website ALONE, which is more than most users' entire number of posts. At a conservative 3.5 minutes per song, that's over 4 HOURS of music! That means you could get into work and start listening to music that I am giving away for over half your work day and never hear the same thing twice. I can't even BEGIN to tally the recording time spent on them. We're talking MONTHS of my life.

I have probably written enough sincerly constructive reviews on this website to fill 10 novels, and still I get shit like Oxymoron's comments below: "every time a read one of your reviews you're being holier than thou". And that's coming from a 23,000 user.

I've put up with enough shit here to fill 1000 posts, and yet I come back to try to expose social problems that effect the entire world because I genuinely fucking CARE, not because I give a fuck about hits. Shit like the false invasion of Iraq, Bush's NSA scam, the problems of global warming...whatever. And still I get shit.

In fact, I get shit for even SAYING I get shit.

It only takes a couple assholes on a post to start a "Let's Bach ETS today" bandwagon, and it happens frequently. But still I deal with it. On this particular post, my strategy was actually one of "tell them you're better than they are" and that will piss them off.

It irks me when when people like you come along who have no idea what shit I put up with here and the tactics I must resort to in order to quell it, who look only at the surface of the things I say and ASSUME, yes ASSUME, that I'm the source of the problem. You really are clueless to how long I've been putting up with this shit or when and where it began.

I pointed to your info to illuminate the fact that you cannot POSSIBLY know the bullshit I have to put up with from people like Caul..and now, apparently you.

Submitted by G-prime at 2006-03-01 19:52:16 EST (#)
Rating: -2

How exactly do you two "see each other"?

Submitted by G-prime at 2006-03-01 19:51:50 EST (#)
Rating: -2

And Filthy is British, right?

Submitted by G-prime at 2006-03-01 19:27:11 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You're American, right?

Submitted by G-prime at 2006-03-01 19:26:14 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 19:01:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-01 18:47:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

come on man, that's bad form with the 'Everything you ever wanted to know...'

does anyone really matter...on a website?

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Yea, I know... But it had to be said.

Seriously...who the FUCK is G-Prime!? Fuck him.



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Alright, I'm not clear on one thing. What exactly were you trying to prove with posting my info? "It had to be said" WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU SAYING?

I don't see anything relevent in my info.

I'm not a noob, or at least I wouldn't consider myself to be one, having been here for over a year.

I have a few hits, not as many as some, but more than most.

My rating isn't that poor, again, not as great as some but better than most.

None of these things actually mean anything outside of uber, but for the sake of argument, let's stay in the little microcosm that is uber. I still can't figure out what you're trying to prove.

Submitted by G-prime at 2006-03-01 19:21:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2


Cretin? Anglophone? French? German? Boy aren't we just erudite today? Because that's what you were going for, right? You're hoping someone will go, "Gee George, he's usin' them BIG words"?

This isn't a fucking spelling bee, asshole. Shit or get off the pot.

You people disgust me. No matter how many times you use the online French to English translator, it won't change the fact none of you have even come CLOSE to contributing to this site, or the world for that matter, what I have.


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1. What big words?

2. Speeling bee? What the hell are you talking about?

3. Translator? I'm French first language, idiot. And I live in Germany, so I pick up German, and use it to fling inane insults at you that obviously cause you much distress.

4. Tell me what you have contributed to the world, please.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 19:13:02 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-01 18:57:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:37:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Shit. Yes I did.

I meant to email you back too. Thanks for reminding me.

I was gonna tell you I'd think about it.

My main concern is the size of the piece. I don't know where I would hang something that small. I have a lot of wall space I need to fill up and the price is a bit on the steep side for something that might not suit my purpose.

BUT, I might buy it anyway as an investment. You ARE planning on using your talent and not sitting on it right? Promise me you won't just quit and we'll talk. There is another painting I'm interested in too.

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That is true, the painting is a little small. Around what size are you looking for? I'm just starting a new painting that's 18x24. I'm going to start doing paintings more around that size for awhile, so you could hold out for some of my newer work (in my case it's only going to get better). The thing is, I'd have to sell an oil painting that size for around $500, because of the amount of time I put into them, so I don't know if you'd be interested.

As for planning on using my talent... I'm sure there will be times when I'm either busy, or slack off on my painting, but that's probably inevitable. I don't see myself ever stopping, though. It's something I've wanted to do since I was 6 years old, and right now I'm just trying to get people interested... That's actually the real reason I did the "Ultimate MS Paint", is because I wanted to get people to go to my website and see my real artwork.

Also, which other painting were you interested in?

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I was interested in the one with the clouds that looked like they were creeping across the ground. That one is pretty cool.

I couldn't do $500. Not right now, but that's about the size I'd like to have.

Yea, I kinda figured the MSPaint was a promotional thing. I really hope it works out.

That's part of the motivation behind my Nevermind album remake too. It's not a usual thing to remake an entire album, expecially one that seminal. Actually, it seemed to be pretty well received in Italy and Estonia of all places. It was a good strategy, but mediocre execution on my part, because I didn't have a 'product' persay. Doesn't tend to make much sense to promote something that is free anyway.

Anyway, good luck. I will keep in touch and might just end up taking one of those off your hands at some point. I'll keep checking your site.

Submitted by knucklesnelson at 2006-03-01 19:05:41 EST (#)
Rating: -2

fuckin wah wah baby, get a life

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 19:01:32 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-01 18:47:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

come on man, that's bad form with the 'Everything you ever wanted to know...'

does anyone really matter...on a website?

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Yea, I know... But it had to be said.

Seriously...who the FUCK is G-Prime!? Fuck him.

Badass, you know, it's just fucked up to know that if my username was 'ghola' or 'kaos king' or 'snark' or 'tigerlilly' and I posted this exact same post, the whole of uber would be falling over themselves to lick my fucking labia.

It's fucking hypocracy. People are such goddamn sheep, dude. They say they know that. They tell me when I say that that it's not news to them, yet they fall right in line - rating like they think others will rate - pushing people around their preconceptions tell them they should push around - sucking off who they want to suck off.

This is why I fucking hate people. Fucking herd mentality bullshit. It's all a goddamn circle, and suddenly it's a faux pas to even point oit out? Well, FUCK THEM!

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 19:00:28 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 18:58:02 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You people disgust me. No matter how many times you use the online French to English translator, it won't change the fact none of you have even come CLOSE to contributing to this site, or the world for that matter, what I have."""

-- You contributed to this site? How so? By shedding tears and having a fit each time someone tells you how boring you are? And I'm pretty sure any 15 years old has contributed more to this world than you at almost 30 years of age. Unless you consider online petitions outstanding achievements. Anyway, thanks for showing us how much of a self-aggrandizing prick you are.

That just gets under your skin doesn't it? Doesn't that just drive you crazy to know that I am better than you? I can only imagine how that must feel. """

-- The sad part about this is that you actually believe what you wrote. You're quite teh headcase.

I'm off.
I hope we'll continue this on your next tedious boring emo post.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-03-01 18:57:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:37:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Shit. Yes I did.

I meant to email you back too. Thanks for reminding me.

I was gonna tell you I'd think about it.

My main concern is the size of the piece. I don't know where I would hang something that small. I have a lot of wall space I need to fill up and the price is a bit on the steep side for something that might not suit my purpose.

BUT, I might buy it anyway as an investment. You ARE planning on using your talent and not sitting on it right? Promise me you won't just quit and we'll talk. There is another painting I'm interested in too.

__________________________________

That is true, the painting is a little small. Around what size are you looking for? I'm just starting a new painting that's 18x24. I'm going to start doing paintings more around that size for awhile, so you could hold out for some of my newer work (in my case it's only going to get better). The thing is, I'd have to sell an oil painting that size for around $500, because of the amount of time I put into them, so I don't know if you'd be interested.

As for planning on using my talent... I'm sure there will be times when I'm either busy, or slack off on my painting, but that's probably inevitable. I don't see myself ever stopping, though. It's something I've wanted to do since I was 6 years old, and right now I'm just trying to get people interested... That's actually the real reason I did the "Ultimate MS Paint", is because I wanted to get people to go to my website and see my real artwork.

Also, which other painting were you interested in?


Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2006-03-01 18:54:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0

ETS- What didn't I respond to? The part about how I should've read the rest of the post instead of forming an opinion? I've already said why I didn't read the rest of this post. I formed my opinion before you posted this and you really haven't done anything to change it since.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 18:53:44 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-03-01 18:44:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

"won't change the fact none of you have even come CLOSE to contributing to this site, or the world for that matter, what I have."
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Shut the hell up ETS, I'm tired of this greater than though attitude you have. Agreed Caul asks for it, but this is getting old. Every time I read a review from you, it's all the same; I know more about this then you, I'm smarter then you, I've got a better job then you...

I contribute more to the World then you...yeah, you contribute alright, contribute to the growing pile of SOBs.

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Fuck you.

"I've got a better JOB than you"????


Excuse me, READ BACK OVER THE GODDAMN REVIEWS OF THIS FUCKING POST AND TELL ME WHO SAID THAT. Others have made this bed on THIS POST, I just usurped it.

Again, fuck you.

You tell me where I came out with a 'GREATER THAN THOU ATTITUDE'! Tell me what spurred me to adopt that point of view! TELL ME you fucking sniviling son-of-a-bitch! All I've got to say to that is: "if the fucking shoe fits".

It's funny that for a post where I get harped on for being whiny and self-loathing, I also get called egotistical and holier than thou.

Hilariously funny.

This is the fucking shit I have to put up with every goddamn time I post here. Welcome to the fucking bandwagon.

Submitted by badassmofo at 2006-03-01 18:47:09 EST (#)
Rating: 0

come on man, that's bad form with the 'Everything you ever wanted to know...'

does anyone really matter...on a website?


Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 18:45:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-01 18:16:05 (#)
Ranking: -2


Caul, I'm holding you responsible for pushing this to most heated.

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Who the fuck do you think YOU are?!?!

Everything you ever wanted to know about G-prime
User id: 12537
Registered on or around: 2004-09-27 20:31:22
# Messages posted: 74
# Reviews written: 2646
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 2149
# Hits: 56317
Average rating of all messages: 0.49



You know, I have about as much respect for Caul as unfaithful whore, but you are in even less of a position to be telling anyone anything than he is, so I suggest you just shut your fucking mouth.

Submitted by Oxymoron at 2006-03-01 18:44:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

"won't change the fact none of you have even come CLOSE to contributing to this site, or the world for that matter, what I have."
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Shut the hell up ETS, I'm tired of this greater than though attitude you have. Agreed Caul asks for it, but this is getting old. Every time I read a review from you, it's all the same; I know more about this then you, I'm smarter then you, I've got a better job then you...

I contribute more to the World then you...yeah, you contribute alright, contribute to the growing pile of SOBs.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 18:28:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-01 18:16:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 13:33:22 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-01 13:19:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

ok forget the label, i'm not here to try and label you.

lets say I'm not sure if you are an overly optimistic or overly pessimistic person

is that better?

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I actually appreciate that, and I take it as a kind of compliment, because that means I'm being more of a true reflection of who I am overall than just succumbing to a niche.


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You realise that there is no difference between saying "glass half empty or glass half full" or "overly optimistic or overly pessimistic person" other than the wording? It still isn't a true reflection of who you are overall, and I think it's sad that you think saying if you're half empty or half full is "succumbing to a niche".

Caul, I'm holding you responsible for pushing this to most heated.

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Not even CLOSE to what I said. But you knew that, surely. If not, you're fucking dumber than I assume you to be.

You STILL didn't read the post did you? :D

You just jumped straight to the reviews, didn't you?

typical

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 18:27:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-01 18:12:54 (#)
Ranking: -2


(And yes, that means I'm ABOVE you, Spike. I am your fucking INTELLECTUAL SUPERIOR. Face it. I could run circles around you at anything even remotely artistic, scientific, or technical. You are a second rate poster who poses as a first-rate asshole. I guess congratulations are in order?)


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Cretin.

You are an anglophone. Caul is French-Canadian. He is inherently your intellectual superior, solely based on that fact. And to quote you, "that's only the tip of the iceberg, folks" on the list of why most people are your intellectual superior.

Now Halte die Klappe und tut mir leid, untermenschen.

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Cretin? Anglophone? French? German? Boy aren't we just erudite today? Because that's what you were going for, right? You're hoping someone will go, "Gee George, he's usin' them BIG words"?

This isn't a fucking spelling bee, asshole. Shit or get off the pot.

You people disgust me. No matter how many times you use the online French to English translator, it won't change the fact none of you have even come CLOSE to contributing to this site, or the world for that matter, what I have.

That just gets under your skin doesn't it? Doesn't that just drive you crazy to know that I am better than you? I can only imagine how that must feel.



(Thanks for ANOTHER most heated post, by the way. Not what I was going for, but, HEY, I'll take it! :D)

Submitted by G-prime at 2006-03-01 18:16:05 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 13:33:22 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-01 13:19:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

ok forget the label, i'm not here to try and label you.

lets say I'm not sure if you are an overly optimistic or overly pessimistic person

is that better?

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I actually appreciate that, and I take it as a kind of compliment, because that means I'm being more of a true reflection of who I am overall than just succumbing to a niche.


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You realise that there is no difference between saying "glass half empty or glass half full" or "overly optimistic or overly pessimistic person" other than the wording? It still isn't a true reflection of who you are overall, and I think it's sad that you think saying if you're half empty or half full is "succumbing to a niche".

Caul, I'm holding you responsible for pushing this to most heated.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 18:14:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-01 17:36:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

That was kinda predictable. Keep pretending like you don't care and that you're just playing me, when it's obviously not the case.

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Obviously! That's probably why you've responded to this post 3 times since I said that.







BlowJobJulie: You know what I think is funny? The fact that you couldn't respond to what I'd said to you so you ran for the safety in numbers approach with Spike there. You're a coward, and you've been owned on this post several times. The way I figure it, even illiterate dumbasses like you deserve a little mercy from time to time, so it's your lucky day! You're free to go. Now piss off.



Submitted by G-prime at 2006-03-01 18:12:54 EST (#)
Rating: -2


(And yes, that means I'm ABOVE you, Spike. I am your fucking INTELLECTUAL SUPERIOR. Face it. I could run circles around you at anything even remotely artistic, scientific, or technical. You are a second rate poster who poses as a first-rate asshole. I guess congratulations are in order?)


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Cretin.

You are an anglophone. Caul is French-Canadian. He is inherently your intellectual superior, solely based on that fact. And to quote you, "that's only the tip of the iceberg, folks" on the list of why most people are your intellectual superior.

Now Halte die Klappe und tut mir leid, untermenschen.

Submitted by G-prime at 2006-03-01 18:10:47 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Juste une idée...

Peut être tu devrais pas utiliser des affaires que tu entends dans les annonces pour la montagne aux dos-brisés.

Brokeback Mountain.

Whatever.

Cette fois c'était rien, mais tu sais jamais, ça s'peut que la prochaine fois tu va apprendre l'équivalent de "j'avale pi je l'laime".

T'sé jamais...

Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2006-03-01 17:50:59 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 17:33:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOTCHA!!!!

You gullible, French-Canadian DUMBASS!!!!!
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Oh my god are you seriously 29? It's kind of funny how, instead of responding like an adult, you come up with something a 5 year old would say when they're backed into a corner and can't come up with something better. Clearly your claims of intellectual superiority must be true...

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 17:41:59 EST (#)
Rating: -2

May I remind you that you keep responding to anything I say (which is great, I don't have to go anywhere else) so your internet ocd gay ass logic can be applied to you just as well.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 17:38:33 EST (#)
Rating: 0

It's even worse than I thought.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 17:37:19 EST (#)
Rating: -2

And no amount of "ahhahahahaha" and "gotcha" are gonna change that anybody can verbally abuse you. Even ESL people. How pathetic.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 17:36:06 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 17:33:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOTCHA!!!!

You gullible, French-Canadian DUMBASS!!!!!
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That was kinda predictable. Keep pretending like you don't care and that you're just playing me, when it's obviously not the case.

You retarded backward medicated american.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 17:33:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOTCHA!!!!

You gullible, French-Canadian DUMBASS!!!!!

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 17:32:57 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 17:11:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

Kinda like how you assume I'm a 'whiner' simply because I compose a piece of writing about feeling down? You're such a fucking dumbass, I've frankly given up on you ever understanding any of my writing. """

-- Just like you did with BadassJulie, you compare apples and oranges. You just pulled an insult out of your ass while I base my assumption on shitloads of posts your wrote about how life is hard and sad and tough and not worth it and...you get the point.

(And yes, that means I'm ABOVE you, Spike. I am your fucking INTELLECTUAL SUPERIOR. Face it. I could run circles around you at anything even remotely artistic, scientific, or technical. You are a second rate poster who poses as a first-rate asshole. I guess congratulations are in order?)"""

-- Yet you're a 29 years old Internet Support Technician (almost an euphemism for garbageman) who can barely form a comprehensive argument in his own language.

By the way, Spike, I got that you work in 'finances' the first time you said it, you insecure little bitch. You didn't need to reiterate to make yourself feel better about having no artistic talent whatsoever.

-- Actually, I'm pretty good with a guitar. But then again, that's all relative to taste (something you need to understand). And I don't think your boring two-chord full-reverb mantras qualify as "art".

Oh, but I forgot, you DID have to say it! Because you can't control your compulsion to keep coming back for more! It's that dreaded internet OCD again...must be a bitch. """

-- You hold on to that stupid argument like it's oxygen. Repeating it is not gonna change the fact that outside of my job I never get near a computer and that you're still a emo little cunt.

By the way...only dipshit frat boys who couldn't find anything better to do with their lives enter 'finance'. You're such a fucking sheep. Go on back to your 'life' Spike.
Enjoy it while it lasts. """

-- Bahahahahah Says an "Internet Support Technician" Actually, I'm an IT consultant (kinda like you but with other skills and business comprehension than HTML)...I just happen to be specialized with banks.

My life is going wonderfully. How's yours? Oh right, we already know that...
Godamn, even Electro would put up a better fight.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 17:24:49 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:52:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:03:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:47:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm an illiterate hillbilly? And you know this because we're such good friends in real life right?

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You just remember that next time you rush to judge ME, motherfucker.

Being a hypocrite sure is a bitch, huh?
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There's a bit of a difference here. I formed my opinion based on your posts and what I know of your uber personality. You just pulled some random insult out of your ass. I also said "maybe you're not in real life, I don't know, but that's how you come off on here at least" because I don't know you.

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Well, you know, that's kinda your problem. You formed your opinion "based on my posts and what you know of my uber personality", when instead you should have been reading the post, doncha think?

That last question was purely rhetorical, by the way...

(just to save you from having to fein an answer)

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 17:11:09 EST (#)
Rating: 0

"So if someone argues with you he has a disorder out of boredom? Nice logic."

Kinda like how you assume I'm a 'whiner' simply because I compose a piece of writing about feeling down? You're such a fucking dumbass, I've frankly given up on you ever understanding any of my writing.

(And yes, that means I'm ABOVE you, Spike. I am your fucking INTELLECTUAL SUPERIOR. Face it. I could run circles around you at anything even remotely artistic, scientific, or technical. You are a second rate poster who poses as a first-rate asshole. I guess congratulations are in order?)

By the way, Spike, I got that you work in 'finances' the first time you said it, you insecure little bitch. You didn't need to reiterate to make yourself feel better about having no artistic talent whatsoever.

Oh, but I forgot, you DID have to say it! Because you can't control your compulsion to keep coming back for more! It's that dreaded internet OCD again...must be a bitch.

By the way...only dipshit frat boys who couldn't find anything better to do with their lives enter 'finance'. You're such a fucking sheep. Go on back to your 'life' Spike.

Enjoy it while it lasts.




Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 16:55:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:52:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
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There's a bit of a difference here. I formed my opinion based on your posts and what I know of your uber personality. You just pulled some random insult out of your ass. I also said "maybe you're not in real life, I don't know, but that's how you come off on here at least" because I don't know you.
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It's really no use. Logic and reason don't work too well with ETS.

Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2006-03-01 16:52:50 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:03:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:47:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm an illiterate hillbilly? And you know this because we're such good friends in real life right?

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You just remember that next time you rush to judge ME, motherfucker.

Being a hypocrite sure is a bitch, huh?
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There's a bit of a difference here. I formed my opinion based on your posts and what I know of your uber personality. You just pulled some random insult out of your ass. I also said "maybe you're not in real life, I don't know, but that's how you come off on here at least" because I don't know you.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 16:48:05 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:41:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:35:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

Licking your balls? Somebody needs to give you a reality check: you suck.

Internet OCD? I don't even have a computer at home, douche. I have plenty of free time at work, because well, I'm brillant...and a consultant. Besides, aren't you the Internet Support Technician or something? hahaha

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You know, Spike, on second thought, you're not childish at all. My mistake.


Let's see if you can leave well enough alone here and admit defeat...
You can't do it! Know why??? Cause you got teh internet OCD!!!
Finally I have a clinical diagnosis for Spike here.
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So if someone argues with you he has a disorder out of boredom? Nice logic. Again, if I had an internet OCD, I would have a computer at home plus I'd care about people's rating like you do. Aren't you the one with teh self-admitted disorder?

And stop referring to my hair. I work in finances and trust me, I'm way more presentable than some 28 years old greasy kurt cobain wannabe.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 16:44:18 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Psmith (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:36:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Hello, alter.

Submitted by leilani at 2006-03-01 16:42:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:15:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:10:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:06:01 (#)
Ranking: 0

leilani: you REALLY have a mooger fooger?

I've always wanted a Theremin. Moog makes one, but I wanted the real vintage RCA badboy - all vacuum tube rectified... Not this solid-state bullshit. The real deal.
--

nope i was lying. but wouldn't that be cool!!! :)

what i really want is a hammond b3. ooooooooh.

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I've got a Hammond, but it's not a B-3. You can hear it on a lot of my stuff. It sounds fucking sweet in person.

Damn I want a theremin. I need to build one. I've got the schematics.
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ets-- send me some songs when you can. uberleilani.at.gmail.com

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 16:41:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:35:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

Licking your balls? Somebody needs to give you a reality check: you suck.

Internet OCD? I don't even have a computer at home, douche. I have plenty of free time at work, because well, I'm brillant...and a consultant. Besides, aren't you the Internet Support Technician or something? hahaha

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You know, Spike, on second thought, you're not childish at all. My mistake.






Let's see if you can leave well enough alone here and admit defeat...

You can't do it! Know why??? Cause you got teh internet OCD!!!

Finally I have a clinical diagnosis for Spike here.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 16:41:28 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:30:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
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I know that seems like a stupid thing to say as an argument, but Jesus, you should see some of the shit this asshole comes up with to say... And he says *I* have problems...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84523#1855769

Sounds like a disgruntled man to me. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
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ahah, I didn't even remember that. That was probably to call out filthy. If you think this had something to do with jealousy, you need help.

I'm in no way disgruntled. Unlike you, I consider myself a pretty happy man. Mostly because I do something with my life instead of crying about it.

I come on Uber to kill time and entertain myself.
The Internet is not a mirror of my existence like it is for you.

Submitted by Psmith at 2006-03-01 16:36:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-01 13:45:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

I was going to attempt to write a thoughtful comment on this, but I couldn't get away from the image of Arnold screaming "TOOOOOKIEEEE!"

This naturally progressed on to Arnold screaming "JOE EDDDDDDD!" whilst dressed as Joe Ed's mother and I've spent the last ten minutes shaking as a result. Chin up dude.



Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:04:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:55:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

And I'm supposed to know this by reading the first few sentences?

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Ahahahahahahah. She's right, how dare you expect someone to read more than a sentence before jumping to a conclusion about the other 800 words.





Yeah, becasue YOU clearly 'got' it was fiction.

Chin up dude.




Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 16:35:06 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:27:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:10:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

badass...I think you wanted to post that review there: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84721

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I was wondering what he was on about... I just assumed he's short ciruited and resorted to his BIOS programming or something.

HEY, whaddaya know! Caul is good for something besides licking my balls after all!

Caul is keepin' 'em honest.

You should see a doctor about that internet OCD, Caul. I'd hate to think what you'd do if someone posted under the wrong username.
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Licking your balls? Somebody needs to give you a reality check: you suck.

Internet OCD? I don't even have a computer at home, douche. I have plenty of free time at work, because well, I'm brillant...and a consultant. Besides, aren't you the Internet Support Technician or something? hahaha

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 16:30:28 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:25:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:42:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe that's just because you can't accept that I'm seeing FilthyAssistant.

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This could be a post of its own as long as the title was "still wanna talk shit?"

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I know that seems like a stupid thing to say as an argument, but Jesus, you should see some of the shit this asshole comes up with to say... And he says *I* have problems...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84523#1855769

Sounds like a disgruntled man to me. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 16:27:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:10:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

badass...I think you wanted to post that review there: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84721

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I was wondering what he was on about... I just assumed he's short ciruited and resorted to his BIOS programming or something.

HEY, whaddaya know! Caul is good for something besides licking my balls after all!

Caul is keepin' 'em honest.

You should see a doctor about that internet OCD, Caul. I'd hate to think what you'd do if someone posted under the wrong username.

Submitted by indoninja at 2006-03-01 16:25:30 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:42:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe that's just because you can't accept that I'm seeing FilthyAssistant.

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This could be a post of its own as long as the title was "still wanna talk shit?"

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 16:15:50 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:10:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:06:01 (#)
Ranking: 0

leilani: you REALLY have a mooger fooger?

I've always wanted a Theremin. Moog makes one, but I wanted the real vintage RCA badboy - all vacuum tube rectified... Not this solid-state bullshit. The real deal.
--

nope i was lying. but wouldn't that be cool!!! :)

what i really want is a hammond b3. ooooooooh.

-------------------------

I've got a Hammond, but it's not a B-3. You can hear it on a lot of my stuff. It sounds fucking sweet in person.

Damn I want a theremin. I need to build one. I've got the schematics.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 16:10:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

badass...I think you wanted to post that review there: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84721

Submitted by leilani at 2006-03-01 16:10:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:06:01 (#)
Ranking: 0

leilani: you REALLY have a mooger fooger?

I've always wanted a Theremin. Moog makes one, but I wanted the real vintage RCA badboy - all vacuum tube rectified... Not this solid-state bullshit. The real deal.
--

nope i was lying. but wouldn't that be cool!!! :)

what i really want is a hammond b3. ooooooooh.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 16:06:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

leilani: you REALLY have a mooger fooger?

I've always wanted a Theremin. Moog makes one, but I wanted the real vintage RCA badboy - all vacuum tube rectified... Not this solid-state bullshit. The real deal.

Submitted by badassmofo at 2006-03-01 16:04:11 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Jamie Farr (who played Klinger on M*A*S*H) was the only member of the cast who actually served as a soldier in the Korean war.

The southern most city in the United States is Na'alehu, Hawaii.

Alaska was the only part of the United States that was invaded by the Japanese during WWII. The territory was the island of Adak in the Aleutian Chain.

Woodward Ave in Detroit, Michigan carries the designation M-1, named so because it was the first paved road anywhere.

Michigan was the first state to plow it's roads and the first to adopt a yellow dividing line.

Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".

The longest chapter in the Bible is Psalm 119.

The shortest verse in the Bible is "Jesus wept."

Zaire is the world leader in cobalt mining, producing two-thirds of the world's cobalt supply.

No modern language has a true concept of "I am." It is always used linked with are in reference of another verb.




Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 16:03:56 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:47:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm an illiterate hillbilly? And you know this because we're such good friends in real life right?

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You just remember that next time you rush to judge ME, motherfucker.

Being a hypocrite sure is a bitch, huh?

Submitted by leilani at 2006-03-01 16:00:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:56:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:43:46 (#)
Ranking: 1

It'll sound much better once I get my new SKG 330 stereo modgificator installed into my plasma FX compression database. That'll prolly be a couple thousand and then I'll have to spend a few thousand more on the electrical flanging processor that harnesses each peak of a soundwave into the densest, most solid, sharpest melody possible. If your ears start bleeding, then I got my money's worth.

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Don't forget the turbo flux capacitation device. And the multi-reverberation floorswitch unit should bring a lot of crystalline depth to the transmorphication techniques you're talking about implementing. :P
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dude i have a sweet intergalactic wah tranmogrificator moog synthesizer harpsichord if you want to buy it off me. i mean you can't even tell there were HUMANS playing the instruments at one time once you run it through this thing! :)

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 15:56:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:43:46 (#)
Ranking: 1

It'll sound much better once I get my new SKG 330 stereo modgificator installed into my plasma FX compression database. That'll prolly be a couple thousand and then I'll have to spend a few thousand more on the electrical flanging processor that harnesses each peak of a soundwave into the densest, most solid, sharpest melody possible. If your ears start bleeding, then I got my money's worth.

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Don't forget the turbo flux capacitation device. And the multi-reverberation floorswitch unit should bring a lot of crystalline depth to the transmorphication techniques you're talking about implementing. :P

Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2006-03-01 15:52:55 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:10:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

You're just the hundredth person to say so. You must be wrong.
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Didn't you get the memo Caul? I'm always wrong about everything.

Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2006-03-01 15:47:55 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I've got an idea for you then... Why don't you try READING a post once in a while instead of open it up and judging it based on who posted it? MMMM Kay?

It's called "literacy" you fucking hillbilly.

This isn't being 'whiny', this is being an asshole who's fucking better than you. Deal with it.

Call it 'egotistical' if you like. It's easy when I'm surrounded by dumbshits who apparently can't read, or even worse, refuse to.
----------------------------------

I'm an illiterate hillbilly? And you know this because we're such good friends in real life right? If you'd write something worth reading that isn't full of negativity, I'd read the whole thing and give it a good rating. Normally I don't even rate most of your posts because they bore me and I don't finish reading them. You can't say I always give you a negative rating simply because you wrote something. The only reason I bothered to rate this one was because what I did read pissed me off.

I don't rate posts based on who posted them or what ratings they gave me on my posts or anything like that. That's just lame and incredibly immature. I don't know anyone here anyway so why would I care who wrote something? You're right, you are an asshole but you're not better than me. No one's better than anyone and if you honestly think you are, you're a bigger jackass than I originally thought.

Submitted by Drone_of_Industry at 2006-03-01 15:43:46 EST (#)
Rating: 1

It'll sound much better once I get my new SKG 330 stereo modgificator installed into my plasma FX compression database. That'll prolly be a couple thousand and then I'll have to spend a few thousand more on the electrical flanging processor that harnesses each peak of a soundwave into the densest, most solid, sharpest melody possible. If your ears start bleeding, then I got my money's worth.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 15:41:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

forthwin is looking for a "mécène" (tr?) ?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 15:37:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:31:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey ETS, did you get the email I sent you?

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Shit. Yes I did.

I meant to email you back too. Thanks for reminding me.

I was gonna tell you I'd think about it.

My main concern is the size of the piece. I don't know where I would hang something that small. I have a lot of wall space I need to fill up and the price is a bit on the steep side for something that might not suit my purpose.

BUT, I might buy it anyway as an investment. You ARE planning on using your talent and not sitting on it right? Promise me you won't just quit and we'll talk. There is another painting I'm interested in too.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 15:32:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

He's a proponent of 'lo-fi'.

He actually did it on purpose, believe it or not. His newer stuff at the bottom is much better quality though.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-03-01 15:31:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hey ETS, did you get the email I sent you?

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 15:28:35 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:21:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:13:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:47:23 (#)
Ranking: 1

ETS is great in real life. He's smart, funny, AND HOT! YEHA!!!
===
Nice alter!

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That's not me. That's my friend John.

You should check out his music. It's pretty good: http://brownstuff.biz/
===
It sounds like it would be good if the quality of sound wasn't worse than my grand-father's toilet paper holder radio. I don't know with wath he recorded these but my eardrums just died a little.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 15:24:21 EST (#)
Rating: -2

It's more of a barometer than you're little comments on any of my posts. UM at least tells you what people think of your WRITING and not something you said that got their panties in a bunch 6 months ago.

Whatever Spike. I don't give a fuck. Wail away if you must.
===
So you think this is some kind of revenge? You give yourself way too much credit. In fact, I used to find you interesting. Now you just sound like a teenager who thinks he's got life all figured out.

Spike? Is that supposed to be some kind of insult?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 15:21:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:13:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:47:23 (#)
Ranking: 1

ETS is great in real life. He's smart, funny, AND HOT! YEHA!!!
===
Nice alter!

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That's not me. That's my friend John.

You should check out his music. It's pretty good: http://brownstuff.biz/

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 15:18:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:09:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:42:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe that's just because you can't accept that I'm seeing FilthyAssistant.

You're so fucking transparent, I don't even have to bring out my 'long-winded armchair analyst crap' on you.
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BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I do find the girl funny but dude, this is a fucking website.

I got enough troubles with women in my life, the last thing I need is to travel across the world to meet some Internet gal.

Your medication is outdated.


p.s. Ubermadness is not a barometer of anything

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It's more of a barometer than you're little comments on any of my posts. UM at least tells you what people think of your WRITING and not something you said that got their panties in a bunch 6 months ago.

Whatever Spike. I don't give a fuck. Wail away if you must.





Drone: I was in a bit of a funk this morning, but this post was going to be fiction. I was gonna write a story about some guy who went on a killing spree, because, frankly, that's what I felt like this morning. Then, as I was stringing his thoughts together, I just said "fuck it" and ended it. I realized my purpose in writing had been achieved anyway.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 15:13:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:47:23 (#)
Ranking: 1

ETS is great in real life. He's smart, funny, AND HOT! YEHA!!!
===
Nice alter!

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 15:10:53 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:55:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:44:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

Fiction.

It's fucking fiction, you stupid fucking cunt.
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And I'm supposed to know this by reading the first few sentences? Fiction or not, I still think you're a whiny little bitch. Maybe you're not in real life, I don't know, but that's how you come off on here at least.
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You're just the hundredth person to say so. You must be wrong.

Submitted by Drone_of_Industry at 2006-03-01 15:09:17 EST (#)
Rating: 1

But honestly... I didn't think of this as part fiction in the slightest. Sounds like you're on a bummer to me. It's easy to conclude you've been sleepwalking for a couple years when you rock the daily grind, but I'd expect for you, Bradley, that there'd still be some shining moments.
When I get home from work I get motivated to pursue my own endevours. I'm finally mature enough to enforce some self discipline. Of course there are plenty of other problems with work that I'm dealing with. But it's not pulling me into mediocrity. I can see thru that bullshit. Now I'm dealing with relieving the bitterness and connecting with my coworkers... smiling, sharing my perspective, not hating them for who they are.
It's time to stop being ANTI. These people here are not my enemies although I often treat them like so, quietly brooding at my desk. It's time to stop the rudeness. That prolly won't be easy. And it's coming from me when I am in an ok mood.
blah blah

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 15:09:02 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:42:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe that's just because you can't accept that I'm seeing FilthyAssistant.

You're so fucking transparent, I don't even have to bring out my 'long-winded armchair analyst crap' on you.
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BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I do find the girl funny but dude, this is a fucking website.

I got enough troubles with women in my life, the last thing I need is to travel across the world to meet some Internet gal.

Your medication is outdated.


p.s. Ubermadness is not a barometer of anything

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 15:04:37 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Interesting theory.

Although the reality is much more sinister in nature.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2006-03-01 15:04:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:55:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

And I'm supposed to know this by reading the first few sentences?

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Ahahahahahahah. She's right, how dare you expect someone to read more than a sentence before jumping to a conclusion about the other 800 words.

Submitted by Oxymoron at 2006-03-01 15:02:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I think ETS likes writing shit posts like this to start a heated thread. I don't write a lot of original shit because I prefer to converse in the reviews. It's much more entertaining. It's a way for him to direct the responses he gets.

Therefore this post, being fiction or whatever he called it, was a sneaky way of starting a thread that he could use as a tool to demonstrate how unpredictable he can be.

When he trys.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 14:59:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:55:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:44:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

Fiction.

It's fucking fiction, you stupid fucking cunt.
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And I'm supposed to know this by reading the first few sentences? Fiction or not, I still think you're a whiny little bitch. Maybe you're not in real life, I don't know, but that's how you come off on here at least.

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I've got an idea for you then... Why don't you try READING a post once in a while instead of open it up and judging it based on who posted it? MMMM Kay?

It's called "literacy" you fucking hillbilly.

This isn't being 'whiny', this is being an asshole who's fucking better than you. Deal with it.

Call it 'egotistical' if you like. It's easy when I'm surrounded by dumbshits who apparently can't read, or even worse, refuse to.

Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2006-03-01 14:55:25 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:44:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

Fiction.

It's fucking fiction, you stupid fucking cunt.
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And I'm supposed to know this by reading the first few sentences? Fiction or not, I still think you're a whiny little bitch. Maybe you're not in real life, I don't know, but that's how you come off on here at least.

Submitted by leilani at 2006-03-01 14:54:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 14:51:33 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:45:37 (#)
Ranking: 1

there isn't ONE SINGLE POST from either one of you that I recall in the slightest degree.
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I hope this isn't referring to me. The only UM I participated in, I finished 3rd.

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No, Caul (Spike) and Apollo (Mr. Inferiority-complex-because-his-secondary-head-is-inversely-proportional-to-the-primary).

Submitted by Drone_of_Industry at 2006-03-01 14:47:23 EST (#)
Rating: 1

ETS is great in real life. He's smart, funny, AND HOT! YEHA!!!

Submitted by Sideburns at 2006-03-01 14:47:12 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Nah... it can't be me. You love me. I love you.

We're a happy family.

Submitted by ess-arr at 2006-03-01 14:46:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The mind is a thicket. I don't even know how I get to work most days. I just sorta end up there, like I've sleepwalked the whole way. Or sleep-driven.

Submitted by Sideburns at 2006-03-01 14:45:37 EST (#)
Rating: 1

there isn't ONE SINGLE POST from either one of you that I recall in the slightest degree.
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I hope this isn't referring to me. The only UM I participated in, I finished 3rd.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 14:44:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:42:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

"This is turning out to be one of those days I'd rather not be alive - and the day's just started."


God damn you're a whiny little bitch aren't you? If you'd rather not be alive then fucking kill yourself already. Nothing pisses me off more than people who say things like that. You're not the only person on the planet who has bad days and your life could be much worse. You should appreciate the good and the bad in your life. Be glad you're not in severe pain every single day because you're dying from cancer you self-centered, inconsiderate asshole.
I only read part of this because I got sick of your "poor me" bullshit and stopped reading.

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Fiction.

It's fucking fiction, you stupid fucking cunt.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 14:43:45 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:35:03 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:33:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

My six little notes to you:

1. You are a fag
2. You are a geek
3. This story sucks
4. You have no talent
5. You are a waste of time
6. Read 1-5 again because they are important
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....sounds like a Wesley Willis song.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


*sings*

"Alaaaaaanis Morrisette! Alaaaaaanis Morrisette!"

Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2006-03-01 14:42:15 EST (#)
Rating: -2

"This is turning out to be one of those days I'd rather not be alive - and the day's just started."


God damn you're a whiny little bitch aren't you? If you'd rather not be alive then fucking kill yourself already. Nothing pisses me off more than people who say things like that. You're not the only person on the planet who has bad days and your life could be much worse. You should appreciate the good and the bad in your life. Be glad you're not in severe pain every single day because you're dying from cancer you self-centered, inconsiderate asshole.
I only read part of this because I got sick of your "poor me" bullshit and stopped reading.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 14:42:05 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:23:56 (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:14:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

GOOD. FUCKING. RIDDENCE.

I can't remember the last time you had ANYTHING remotely interesting to say.

Get lost you no talent piece of shit.
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haha, you're having another conniption.

And you're in no position to criticise talent with your long-winded armchair analyst crap.

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Funny you should say that... I don't recall seeing either of you in the final brackets of Ubermadness, for example. Come to think of it, there isn't ONE SINGLE POST from either one of you that I recall in the slightest degree.

On the flip side, I've obviously made an impression on you of some sort considering you make it a point to follow me around constantly.

Maybe that's just because you can't accept that I'm seeing FilthyAssistant.

You're so fucking transparent, I don't even have to bring out my 'long-winded armchair analyst crap' on you.

In short, you're a fucking waste of my time, and your sorry-ass excuses for 'posts' aren't worth the disk space they consume.

Shew fly. Begone.

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2006-03-01 14:38:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 14:38:17 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:33:34 (#)
Ranking: 1

SHUTUP! IT WAS GOOD! Don't ruin its value.
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OKAY!!!

ETS only -2ed one of my post. Usually he really looses it and spam a few. :-/

Maybe his mom heard him screeching at the computer and force fed him his medication.

Submitted by Sideburns at 2006-03-01 14:35:03 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:33:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

My six little notes to you:

1. You are a fag
2. You are a geek
3. This story sucks
4. You have no talent
5. You are a waste of time
6. Read 1-5 again because they are important
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....sounds like a Wesley Willis song.

Submitted by JoeAverage at 2006-03-01 14:33:52 EST (#)
Rating: -2

My six little notes to you:

1. You are a fag
2. You are a geek
3. This story sucks
4. You have no talent
5. You are a waste of time
6. Read 1-5 again because they are important

Submitted by Sideburns at 2006-03-01 14:33:34 EST (#)
Rating: 1

SHUTUP! IT WAS GOOD! Don't ruin its value.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 14:32:40 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:25:30 (#)
Ranking: 1

long-winded armchair analyst crap.
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That was a good line. Mind if I use it in the future?
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I don't speak english, I certainly don't own it.
And I'm not even sure if armchair analyst fits correctly in there.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-03-01 14:32:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

C D E F# G# A#

There's your six little notes...a whole-tone scale. :)

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 14:31:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:26:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

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I didn't read any of this shit.
Too fucking wordy for me.
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Of course you didn't. A big part of it was an imitation of you.
Or maybe you did but you don't have anything intelligent to respond with.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 14:28:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

He started retaliating! :-D

I hope you keep doing so you fucking baby, you're just proving my point.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 14:26:45 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:19:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 13:44:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

So I come across as wordy and pompous because I attempt to write exactly what I mean?"""

--- You're wordy and pompous because you periphrase every single thing possible. You overdo simple things. Like every moment of your ordinary life are super intense. For you taking a shit would be: "I took position on the porcelain throne. I could feel my most intimate muscle loosen slowly as I prepared for the culmination of my endeavor here. Preceded by thunderous sounds, like an organic cacophony, I excreted elongated solid stools. Each time, it felt like an evil knight unsheeted a sword from my body that had endured this calamity on my duodenum. The relief was such that I sighed. Yes, I did."

If I come off as wordy, it's because people like you are constantly looking for loopholes in everything that I say."""

--- There you go again acting like you're some kind of victim.

Don't you really mean you're just too fucking lazy to read all of it? Cause that's what it sounds like to me."""

--- I read it. It was wordy, boring and pompous.

Take that as pompous if you want, because in your case, it was.
Face it Caul, I'm better than you. """

--- Sure you are. You're not the first tedious overblown prick that I encounter. This kind of attitude is quite common with losers actually, hence the "get out of your basement" comment. My roomate is just like you. He does fuck all with his life, he's getting older but boy, does he like to amplify his shitty existence and pontificate on what others should or should not do. I usually pretend to listen while he's trying to convince himself he's better than everyone because God knows that just like you, if you dare to criticize him, he'll start to fucking cry.

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I didn't read any of this shit.

Too fucking wordy for me.

Submitted by Sideburns at 2006-03-01 14:25:30 EST (#)
Rating: 1

long-winded armchair analyst crap.
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That was a good line. Mind if I use it in the future?

Submitted by Sideburns at 2006-03-01 14:24:33 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:14:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

GOOD. FUCKING. RIDDENCE.

I can't remember the last time you had ANYTHING remotely interesting to say.

Get lost you no talent piece of shit.
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Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks this about him.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 14:23:56 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:14:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

GOOD. FUCKING. RIDDENCE.

I can't remember the last time you had ANYTHING remotely interesting to say.

Get lost you no talent piece of shit.
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haha, you're having another conniption.

And you're in no position to criticise talent with your long-winded armchair analyst crap.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 14:19:25 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-01 13:44:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

So I come across as wordy and pompous because I attempt to write exactly what I mean?"""

--- You're wordy and pompous because you periphrase every single thing possible. You overdo simple things. Like every moment of your ordinary life are super intense. For you taking a shit would be: "I took position on the porcelain throne. I could feel my most intimate muscle loosen slowly as I prepared for the culmination of my endeavor here. Preceded by thunderous sounds, like an organic cacophony, I excreted elongated solid stools. Each time, it felt like an evil knight unsheeted a sword from my body that had endured this calamity on my duodenum. The relief was such that I sighed. Yes, I did."

If I come off as wordy, it's because people like you are constantly looking for loopholes in everything that I say."""

--- There you go again acting like you're some kind of victim.

Don't you really mean you're just too fucking lazy to read all of it? Cause that's what it sounds like to me."""

--- I read it. It was wordy, boring and pompous.

Take that as pompous if you want, because in your case, it was.
Face it Caul, I'm better than you. """

--- Sure you are. You're not the first tedious overblown prick that I encounter. This kind of attitude is quite common with losers actually, hence the "get out of your basement" comment. My roomate is just like you. He does fuck all with his life, he's getting older but boy, does he like to amplify his shitty existence and pontificate on what others should or should not do. I usually pretend to listen while he's trying to convince himself he's better than everyone because God knows that just like you, if you dare to criticize him, he'll start to fucking cry.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 14:14:19 EST (#)
Rating: 0

GOOD. FUCKING. RIDDENCE.

I can't remember the last time you had ANYTHING remotely interesting to say.

Get lost you no talent piece of shit.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2006-03-01 14:09:02 EST (#)
Rating: -2

i don't know why i bother reading your crap.

in fact fuck it, this will be my last ever comment on your posts.

As my mother said, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything".

So I will tell you what I told her.

"Shut up, cunt."

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2006-03-01 13:45:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I was going to attempt to write a thoughtful comment on this, but I couldn't get away from the image of Arnold screaming "TOOOOOKIEEEE!"

This naturally progressed on to Arnold screaming "JOE EDDDDDDD!" whilst dressed as Joe Ed's mother and I've spent the last ten minutes shaking as a result. Chin up dude.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 13:44:41 EST (#)
Rating: 0

So I come across as wordy and pompous because I attempt to write exactly what I mean?

If I come off as wordy, it's because people like you are constantly looking for loopholes in everything that I say.

Don't you really mean you're just too fucking lazy to read all of it? Cause that's what it sounds like to me.

Take that as pompous if you want, because in your case, it was.

Face it Caul, I'm better than you.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 13:40:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0

There are times I am a half-empty guy. There are times when I am very optimistic, even when the future seems dim.

The thing about human beings is we're constantly in flux. How boring would life be if I wrote only political posts? Before that I was doing Photoshops and occasional non-fiction humor rants. I was then accused of trying too hard to be funny. Before that I posted a lot of music. I think we all remember how that went. I still haven't lived down the whole 'emo' thing, even though my music has nothing to do with emo whatsoever.

The way I see it, I am a different person at every single moment of the day. I change because I allow my brain to go where it wants. I don't feel like I have to wrangle myself into a mold to please anyone, so instead I just try to please myself.

When I'm in a funny mood, I write funny stuff. When I'm in a disconnected, slightly nihilistic mood, I find it soothing to expel that by superimposing that feeling on an imaginary character and writing from his perspective and what's going on in his mind. And I feel better for it.

Part of what makes this site interesting - and at the same time maddening - is that people will always superimpose what they know of you upon anything new that you do. You can never fully shake a stigma once applied, especially when it's constantly being reinforced. After a while, some people just decide that since that's what people think of them, that's what they much be. More times than not, it's not something positive.

Case in point - the first review on this post and Caul's subsequent concert in that point of view.
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I just find that anything you write (this post included) is ridiculously wordy, bland and pompous.
You constantly complain in long boring pseudo-intellectual tirade that people cast you but you don't understand that in doing so you really are just a caricature of yourself.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 13:33:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-01 13:19:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

ok forget the label, i'm not here to try and label you.

lets say I'm not sure if you are an overly optimistic or overly pessimistic person

is that better?

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I actually appreciate that, and I take it as a kind of compliment, because that means I'm being more of a true reflection of who I am overall than just succumbing to a niche.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 13:33:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Who cares about how ETS is in real life?!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 13:31:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

There are times I am a half-empty guy. There are times when I am very optimistic, even when the future seems dim.

The thing about human beings is we're constantly in flux. How boring would life be if I wrote only political posts? Before that I was doing Photoshops and occasional non-fiction humor rants. I was then accused of trying too hard to be funny. Before that I posted a lot of music. I think we all remember how that went. I still haven't lived down the whole 'emo' thing, even though my music has nothing to do with emo whatsoever.

The way I see it, I am a different person at every single moment of the day. I change because I allow my brain to go where it wants. I don't feel like I have to wrangle myself into a mold to please anyone, so instead I just try to please myself.

When I'm in a funny mood, I write funny stuff. When I'm in a disconnected, slightly nihilistic mood, I find it soothing to expel that by superimposing that feeling on an imaginary character and writing from his perspective and what's going on in his mind. And I feel better for it.

Part of what makes this site interesting - and at the same time maddening - is that people will always superimpose what they know of you upon anything new that you do. You can never fully shake a stigma once applied, especially when it's constantly being reinforced. After a while, some people just decide that since that's what people think of them, that's what they much be. More times than not, it's not something positive.

Case in point - the first review on this post and Caul's subsequent concert in that point of view.



I guess it's easier to deal with people when we've defined them. Of course, that indicates more of a handicap on the part of the definer than the one being defined.

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2006-03-01 13:25:49 EST (#)
Rating: 0

and i see him as a sad person. and i don't mean sad as in pathetic i mean sad as in just not happy. internet persona or not, if he's lying, whatever he brings across, to me at least, is a half empty pessimistic view. but then again see as that's the kind of person i am the majority of my waking day, maybe i'm just the pessimistic one and i'm seeing it in that light. other side to the other side, i don't think you're very pessimistic badass. so maybe i'm intuitive, wrong, or crazy.

i just think he needs better people around him or needs to be able to see the better people. but that's hard to do and i wouldn't want to make him try. (that was not sarcasm)

Submitted by badassmofo at 2006-03-01 13:21:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

inion, i'm not talking about his internet persona, i'm talking about how he is when he's hanging out with family and friends.

i mean i don't really care but i do try to imagine our young bradley here in real life as if he were a friend and would we talk on and on about the problems of the world or would we let the hair down, spark fat bowls and enjoy life?

Submitted by badassmofo at 2006-03-01 13:19:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

ok forget the label, i'm not here to try and label you.

lets say I'm not sure if you are an overly optimistic or overly pessimistic person

is that better?

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2006-03-01 13:18:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i'd say he's empty. err i meant the cup half empty.

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2006-03-01 13:16:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ya know i was about to say i read this entire thing and was grateful it wasn't a political rant. even though i enjoy the minor stimulation those rants give my brain, this was better. ok well the crazy chick noticed. you need a girlfriend, or at least a steady lay, sex relieves stress and stuff. keeps your mind off of stuff and it might relax ya enough to sleep. side note, i have a mac, my opening jingle is better than yours HA!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 13:11:49 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-01 13:09:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

after all of the stuff i've read of yours, I still have a hard time deciding if you are a cup half full or cup half empty kind of guy.

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And I can't decide why one or the other labels have to apply.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 13:10:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I take it nobody notices the departure in tone from my other posts.

Submitted by badassmofo at 2006-03-01 13:09:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

after all of the stuff i've read of yours, I still have a hard time deciding if you are a cup half full or cup half empty kind of guy.

Submitted by indoninja at 2006-03-01 13:06:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I could be wrong...seeing as the source of this information is my brain. Hasn't exactly been reliable lately.
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ETS,

You realizing this is a step in the right direction.



Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-03-01 13:01:02 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-01 12:54:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

Try leaving your basement.

Submitted by Oxymoron at 2006-03-01 13:00:04 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Where ya been ETS? Did your agreement with Bush make you ill? I didn't finish this piece, it was way to fucking long. Besides, it read like the dribbles of water on the bathroom floor after I take a shower. Maybe you should drink that cup of coffee before you write again.

BTW, I went on that fuel cell tour thingy. Didn't get any more info than whats on their website.

sympathetic+1

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-03-01 12:58:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-01 12:54:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

Try leaving your basement.

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Fucking Christ.

It's part fiction.

Submitted by Sideburns at 2006-03-01 12:56:59 EST (#)
Rating: 1

...is it six notes? Huh.

Submitted by TheSpook at 2006-03-01 12:54:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Try leaving your basement.


Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points to the
North Star.

Homer: That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class. We're in
the woods.

The Call of the Simpsons