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The Bosh Man! Runs out of MATERIAL!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-03-31 15:45:06 EST
Rating: 1.61 on 42 ratings (42 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

haha yea right


This morning I cracked open a 24oz Budweiser and bathed in cherry kool-aid. It was so fuckin bosh I took a shit in the sink. Earl Scruggs came by and asked if I wanted tickets to a basketball game, so I kicked him in the sack and said 'Yes'.

So I'm at the game drinkin' PBR 40s through a straw when all of a sudden I get called down to take the half court shot for a million bucks. The whole place started clapping and crying, excited/confused about what would happen next. I looked at the dude next to me and said 'Hey whatever man, one for the green thumb, ya dig?'

With that, I picked up my 40 and smashed his face with it. NOW I was ready for the million dollar shot.

I got to half court and everyone got real quiet in anticipation. At that very second, I took my guitar out of my pocket and started playing the Top Gun theme song. Goose parachuted down from the rafters and gave me some Mountain Dew. I did a triple back flip and shot the ball at the same time. It went in.

With the million dollars I had just won, I went to Colorado and took a piss in every single coors light bottle ever created. Then I sent 6 packs of coors light to earl scruggs and some other faggots I know.

I made a beer koozie out of $100 dollar bills and used the rest of the cash to buy tons of guitars.

I made the most mondo boshtar of all time and slayed all who opposed me.

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Submitted by scourge at 2007-08-30 14:32:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-04 09:46:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

hahahahah

Submitted by Rope at 2006-04-01 19:18:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ahahahaha

this was one of my favourite bosh outings yet.

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-04-01 11:31:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

But Brazillians don't work as hard as mexicans.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-04-01 10:41:27 EST (#)
Rating: 0

kaos man thats pretty fuckin bosh

i'd probably put them to work in cleaning the gutters, then make me tons of kool-aid so i could make pies with it

Submitted by kaos-king at 2006-04-01 01:45:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Bosh, I'm going to give you 7 small Brazilian children to do with as you please.

Why?

Because you're so damn BOSH!

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-04-01 01:34:59 EST (#)
Rating: 1

for goose.

for goose...

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-04-01 01:15:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Cyst man.. thats so fuckin bosh i just took like 48 bong rips

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2006-03-31 23:49:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This reminds me of the time I jacked off a bunch of 9 year old boys in the confession booth at some black church in Mississippi. Then I used the holy water in my bong.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2006-03-31 20:33:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Teh World is Bosh
We all must nosh
on writing super dooper
this post's the most
and he's the host
let's do him in the pooper!

Submitted by Gunslinger at 2006-03-31 20:25:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

BOSH

Can I play bass for you?

I OWNZ THAT SHIT

Submitted by r0fl at 2006-03-31 20:12:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Every time I see one of your posts all I can hear is the Duff Man yelling The Bosh Man; goes to Space Camp!

Submitted by Deconstruction at 2006-03-31 18:41:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Jack's right.
+2 babe.

Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2006-03-31 18:39:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for Boshtar and this:
"At that very second, I took my guitar out of my pocket and started playing the Top Gun theme song"

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2006-03-31 18:28:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2


+2 for tenacity.



In six months the reviews have gone from

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Submitted by Everybody (user info) at 6-months-ago ??:??:?? (#)
Ranking: -2

Who the fuck is this asshole?
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to

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Submitted by Everybody (user info) at here-and-now ??:??:?? (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha-Ha! Hey everybody! It's BOSH!

Submitted by PoTtY at 2006-03-31 18:02:14 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl at 2006-03-31 17:40:27 EST (#)
Rating: 1

You were right!! That is BOSH!! LoL!!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2006-03-31 17:33:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for the title alone

Submitted by EchoBoxing at 2006-03-31 17:04:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

PBR's are the shit.

Submitted by r0fl at 2006-03-31 16:43:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by MrSparkle847 at 2006-03-31 16:38:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:02:05 (#)
Ranking: 1

who is maddox?
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http://maddox.xmission.com/

Recently he's been quite stale, but then again, he's been writing a book (probably about just how bosh he is, if I know his style).

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-03-31 16:37:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I just went back and started reading this guys stuff. How did I miss this! This shit is gold!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-03-31 16:29:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

no way dude top gun kicks ass

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-03-31 16:29:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

thats so bosh i fell down

Submitted by ampersand at 2006-03-31 16:28:59 EST (#)
Rating: 1

If I liked Top Gun, am I gay?

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2006-03-31 16:22:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You are so bosh that I AM FLASHING YOU RIGHT NOW!!!

Submitted by Quint at 2006-03-31 16:08:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

talent

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-03-31 16:02:05 EST (#)
Rating: 1

who is maddox?

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-03-31 15:57:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy shit how did I miss this guy?

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-03-31 15:57:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hey u guys are pretty bosh


anyone want some coors light?

Submitted by MrSparkle847 at 2006-03-31 15:57:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It's like you're the Maddox of Ubersite.

Submitted by retrospect at 2006-03-31 15:56:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-31 15:52:00 (#)
Ranking: 1

I agree with that homo retrospect for once

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thanth big boy

*winks*

Submitted by MistressFist at 2006-03-31 15:54:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Method at 2006-03-31 15:52:00 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I agree with that homo retrospect for once

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-03-31 15:51:42 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I ran out of material a year and a half ago and you don't see that stopping Shlongy.

Hell, some of the Uber dipshits like Swamp Donkey for example, never HAD any material and yet that never stopped them from posting.

Knock yourself out, harvey.

Submitted by Foolproof at 2006-03-31 15:50:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I agree with retrospect.

Not retarded enough for the helmet and mouth piece, just have you seen my baseball retarded.

But, as always, a pleasure? Is that the right word? I don't know, but I like them.

Submitted by scourge at 2006-03-31 15:49:11 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I think I don't like the Bosh man one post and then he makes me laugh the next. Odd.

Submitted by leilani at 2006-03-31 15:48:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Now this is what i call taking back uber!

Submitted by retrospect at 2006-03-31 15:48:26 EST (#)
Rating: 1

i usually think you are mildly retarded, but "With that, I picked up my 40 and smashed his face with it" made me laugh

Submitted by r0fl at 2006-03-31 15:48:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Have another for the 24 ouncer, because I had one last night.

Submitted by r0fl at 2006-03-31 15:47:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Boshman auto +2

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-03-31 15:46:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

NEGATIVE GHOSTRIDER, THE PATTERN IS FULL


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Lisa: Eight. Thanks, Dad.

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