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The BOSH Man! Gets a NEW JOB!!!!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-04-24 22:09:59 EDT
Rating: 1.68 on 37 ratings (37 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I was at the hospital yesterday smokin cigarettes and delivering babies for no reason at all when all of a sudden the Mountain Dew guy came in to change the vending machines. I told him to give me some dew or I'd cut his fucking elbow off. Fortunately for all persons involved, he gave me some dew.

I extinguished the four cigarettes I was smoking on his sneakers and then I flipped him off while chugging mountain dew. It was so fuckin bosh that some doctor came up to me and gave me his credentials and said I should take his job. I did.

The first thing I did was cancel all appointments for the rest of the day because all the nurses wanted to party.

I called Scruggs to tell him he was a faggot, but instad I told him that his ball removal appointment was cancelled because I was his doctor all of a sudden and I wasn't gonna touch his faggot balls.

He cried a little bit but then I told him he could come party with me and some pretty hot nurses and he seemed agreeable to that, suprisingly.

So there we are sittin around growing mullets while listening to Molly Hatchet when all of a sudden the fire department came over to set the nurses on fire. So what do you think I did? Thats right, turned Molly Hatchet up real loud and took a leak on the burning corpses. The firemen gave me a high-5 while Scruggs cried about it. I tossed him a Mountain Dew and told him to fuck off. He listened.

After a hard days work I decided to retire. I had made like $50 bucks that day and that was enough to buy me some oatmeal, which was the reason I was looking for a job in the first place.

Molly Hatchet came over because they heard about how much ass I kick. We all sat around and drank beer while countless plates of apple-cinnamon oatmeal were catered to us from charred undead nurse corpses.

It was so fuckin bosh I almost shit milk.








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Submitted by scourge at 2007-08-30 14:33:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-30 12:01:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hahahahaAHAHAHhahahaha


YES i am laughing at my own posts

Submitted by LSD420 at 2006-04-28 19:23:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

All I read was the last line and you still get a +2

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-04-28 19:14:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

So there we are sittin around growing mullets while listening to Molly Hatchet
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Leo Kottke cried when I told him that

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-04-28 16:10:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

please dont encourage earl scruggs

he is a faggot

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-04-28 15:59:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

heh scruggies

Submitted by Gunslinger at 2006-04-25 19:18:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

BAHAHAHA

So fuckin' pro

Submitted by ThatsGodToYouBitches at 2006-04-25 18:25:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

If I was a man I would've ejaculated

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2006-04-25 15:22:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

WHY DO MAKE ME GIGGLE LIKE A MORON?!?!!?!?


Oh yeah....nevermind

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky at 2006-04-25 12:32:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

too maddoxish

Submitted by COMountain at 2006-04-25 12:18:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What happened to BOSH Donkey?

I know I force fed him oatmeal and spiked him like a football, but he's like the T-9.

We definitely need more Bosh Donkey and his hellicopter.

Submitted by kaos-king at 2006-04-25 11:57:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh Bosh, your posts make me so happy I create a little mess in my shorts...

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-04-25 09:42:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Not long enough.

Needed more car chases.

Submitted by indoninja at 2006-04-25 09:36:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Molly Hatchet?


fuck...


Molly hatchet normally earns a +2 from me, but Bosh is normally auto -2...

Submitted by leilani at 2006-04-25 08:53:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

this is one of your bosher selections!

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-04-25 08:45:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Not your best boshing, but worth the read.

Submitted by DCWoody at 2006-04-25 08:39:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

WTF!!!!!!!!!!


That was meant to be -1.


I've never headr of anyone accidentally rating someone too high

Just for that you can have your +2.

Submitted by DCWoody at 2006-04-25 08:38:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I think thats the first time I've read one of these and I wish I hadn't.

Other people seem to like them though.

Submitted by evesapple at 2006-04-25 08:20:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I had made like $50 bucks that day and that was enough to buy me some oatmeal

haha wtf?

Submitted by MichelleNJ at 2006-04-25 08:11:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It was so fuckin bosh I almost shit milk.
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Hehehe

Submitted by TheSpook at 2006-04-25 06:20:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by soccer at 2006-04-25 01:54:13 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

I laughed

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2006-04-25 01:39:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"So there we are sittin around growing mullets while listening to Molly Hatchet"

THAT line right thar is so very fuckin' BOSH!

Submitted by HawthorneHeights at 2006-04-25 00:15:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Each one is better than the last.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2006-04-24 23:53:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I won't lie. There's a lot of sperm coming out of me right now.

Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PhD at 2006-04-24 23:26:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

bahahahahahahahahahaha

GOOD SHOW
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Submitted by knucklesnelson at 2006-04-24 22:58:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

har har shit milk

Submitted by Quint at 2006-04-24 22:44:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It's only a matter of time before you're featured on this site:
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.blogspot.com/

Submitted by NerfHerder at 2006-04-24 22:41:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Plus Two.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-04-24 22:39:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

yea Echo is right


there is nothing extraordinary here.. im just logging my daily happenings.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-04-24 22:37:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

hmm perhaps they will some day

Submitted by erosion_rules at 2006-04-24 22:36:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

If only America voted for George W. BOSH instead.

Submitted by Serious_Melvin at 2006-04-24 22:21:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Solid Bosh material.

Submitted by EchoBoxing at 2006-04-24 22:17:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

that's not crazy, that's just another day

Submitted by Doodles at 2006-04-24 22:14:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You,cyst and beeb, Uber's residential crazies.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-04-24 22:14:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

yea man haha

what a prick

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2006-04-24 22:11:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh is THAT why hes standing like that?!
It all makes sense now!


Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2% and it's all because of my
motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more
donuts to come.

-- Homer Simpson
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