The BOSH Man! Gets a NEW JOB!!!!Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-04-24 22:09:59 EDT
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I was at the hospital yesterday smokin cigarettes and delivering babies for no reason at all when all of a sudden the Mountain Dew guy came in to change the vending machines. I told him to give me some dew or I'd cut his fucking elbow off. Fortunately for all persons involved, he gave me some dew.
I extinguished the four cigarettes I was smoking on his sneakers and then I flipped him off while chugging mountain dew. It was so fuckin bosh that some doctor came up to me and gave me his credentials and said I should take his job. I did.
The first thing I did was cancel all appointments for the rest of the day because all the nurses wanted to party.
I called Scruggs to tell him he was a faggot, but instad I told him that his ball removal appointment was cancelled because I was his doctor all of a sudden and I wasn't gonna touch his faggot balls.
He cried a little bit but then I told him he could come party with me and some pretty hot nurses and he seemed agreeable to that, suprisingly.
So there we are sittin around growing mullets while listening to Molly Hatchet when all of a sudden the fire department came over to set the nurses on fire. So what do you think I did? Thats right, turned Molly Hatchet up real loud and took a leak on the burning corpses. The firemen gave me a high-5 while Scruggs cried about it. I tossed him a Mountain Dew and told him to fuck off. He listened.
After a hard days work I decided to retire. I had made like $50 bucks that day and that was enough to buy me some oatmeal, which was the reason I was looking for a job in the first place.
Molly Hatchet came over because they heard about how much ass I kick. We all sat around and drank beer while countless plates of apple-cinnamon oatmeal were catered to us from charred undead nurse corpses.
It was so fuckin bosh I almost shit milk.
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