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The BOSH Man! Goes OVER THE TOP!!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-04-30 17:34:03 EDT
Rating: 1.65 on 42 ratings (44 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Earlier today I was challenging earl scruggs and his faggot friends to arm wrestling matches. The closest anyone came to beating me was having a heart attack and dieing. It was so fuckin bosh I decided to go pro.

I went down to the video arcade to find my next challenger as I rose the ranks of professional arm-wrestlers. Sure enough Michael Cutler was there with his faggot father, Lincoln Hawk. I pretended to be nice to Lincoln Hawk so he would tell me directions to the arm-wrestling championships. Sure enough, he did.

Soon afterwards, I kicked him in the sack and suplexed Michael Cutler onto the pinball machine, then I took a dump on his face and told him to keep the change. I took the keys to Lincoln Hawks shitty ass truck and was on my way to Vegas.

Thunderlips was hitching his way out west as well, so I picked him up and gave him a beer.

"Hey Thunderlips, good job fucking up Rocky in front of his family that one time."

"Yea, fuck him."

"Fuckin A man.. If I didn't just kick him in the sack and suplex his bitch son onto a pinball machine, then I'm a Chinaman"

Thunderlips looked scared/confused at my last comment, so he jumped out of the truck while it was still moving. I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.


Years later, I finally arrived to Vegas. I destroyed everyone I faced, providing my defeated opponants a complementary pastrami sandwich for being such faggots. It came down to me, Smasher, Lincoln Hawk (who ran/cried all the way to Vegas after I took a dump on his kin), and some other piece of shit.

It has been celebrated as the most Bosh final 4 in the history of any sport, including horseshoes.

Smasher broke Lincoln Hawk's arm/face in their match while I had sex with my opponant's wife as I defeated him.

Now lets make one thing clear. Smasher could fucking kil you if he wanted to. I think he showed weakness by only breaking Lincoln Hawk's arm/face. But Smasher is one Bosh mother fucker. I was scared that his levels of Bosh were equivalent to mine.

The match started off by Smasher shitting his pants because he was squeezing the bracer handle too hard in anticipation to the ass kicking I was about to hand him. The force of his projectile diarreah ripped through his pants entirely and landed on that faggot Michael Cutler, who was still crying about the time I told him to keep the change.

I gave Smasher a high 5 and told him that he was pretty bosh, but my level of Bosh is unparalleled. He didn't take to kindly to that and gave me a mean look.

I pretended to be scared, but I was really just thinking about getting blowjobs from all the chicks in the venue. I lit up 12 cigarettes as the bell rang. I defeated Smasher in under 2 seconds. 14 babes came running over to me to eat my hog. I piled as many of them as I could fit into my brand new truck and told Micheal Cutler to drive us to San Diego or I'd rip his face off and feed his insides to his Dad.

It was so fuckin bosh I went waterskiing.

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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2013-05-31 16:50:36 EDT (#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_UC2AyhYQk

LOOK AT HOW MUCH OF A FAGGOT MICHAEL CUTLER IS

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2013-05-31 16:47:40 EDT (#)

READ THIS POST, THEN GO ON NETFLIX AND WATCH THIS MOVIE.

I REPEAT: OVER THE TOP IS NOW AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX!

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS AND NOT WATCHING OVER THE TOP?

Submitted by scourge at 2007-08-30 14:33:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2007-01-12 12:21:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I agree, OVER the TOP is the best FILM OF all TIME!

ITS like a SWITCH!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-01-12 12:18:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i think its fair to say that this is pretty much the greatest post of all time

Submitted by mattnotharry at 2006-08-15 18:43:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-08-10 11:37:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

this is so bosh

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times infinity twice

Submitted by BobLobla at 2006-08-10 11:42:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

AWEOME == AWESOME...

Submitted by BobLobla at 2006-08-10 11:41:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hahahahah


HAHAHAHA

AWEOME

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-08-10 11:37:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

this is so bosh

Submitted by Paul_Monroe at 2006-06-07 02:13:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-05-01 18:54:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I lit up 12 cigarettes as the bell rang. I defeated Smasher in under 2 seconds.
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FUCKING SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-05-01 17:26:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The BOSH MAN! Plays a concert!!!

Submitted by Fungah at 2006-05-01 13:36:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Dude

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-01 11:40:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

with a vengeance

Submitted by a_reader at 2006-05-01 11:36:36 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

You gotta be shittin' me... this Bosh thing caught on?

Submitted by captaincrunch00 at 2006-05-01 11:00:15 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Not jumping on the queer bandwagon. Why did I read that?

Submitted by Axolotl at 2006-05-01 09:21:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Dude, this is so bosh my plane crashed onto a highway, and stopped at a McDonalds, and said, "Fuck you I want Murder King!"

Weet.

Submitted by kaos-king at 2006-05-01 01:52:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was almost as Bosh as that time I watched you cram putrid, rotting squid parts up the rectum of Dick Chenney with your steel-toed boot while singing tunes by Elictric Light Orchestra. You know, 'cause that day was way Bosh...

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2006-05-01 01:47:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I got a blow job. Then when I was playing frisbee golf I noticed a disc stuck in a tree on the course. I went to wal-mart and bought a gun. The disc fell out of the tree because I emitted copious amounts of sex.

Productive day if I may say so.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-04-30 21:50:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

BOSHtastic!

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2006-04-30 21:34:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

TOTALLY Bosh

Submitted by shitfuck at 2006-04-30 21:28:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Bosh.

Submitted by Doodles at 2006-04-30 20:43:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-30 20:42:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

chuck norris could kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris was over before he even started.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky at 2006-04-30 20:42:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

chuck norris could kick your ass.

Submitted by extacy_red at 2006-04-30 20:35:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sinistral at 2006-04-30 20:29:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Anybody think the BOSH man! sounds like stephen lynch?

Submitted by HawthorneHeights at 2006-04-30 20:28:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Smoke up.

Submitted by Rope at 2006-04-30 20:09:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Gunslinger at 2006-04-30 19:54:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.

Fuck! I'm gonna make a feature length picture about that one sentence.

Submitted by leilani at 2006-04-30 19:11:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

this was so BOSH i smoked 19 cigarettes at once and stuck the 20th up earl scruggs' ass.

Submitted by ampersand at 2006-04-30 18:57:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Including horseshoes, but what about bocce ball?

Submitted by COMountain at 2006-04-30 18:39:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Over The Top

Money.

Remember the guy that drank gasoline before his match only to lose?

DRINKING GASOLINE IS FUCKING BOSH AS BOSH GOES

Submitted by recall at 2006-04-30 18:33:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This really did deserve a comment. For my insolence i'm going to auto+2boshfuck every post you have ever made.

Submitted by recall at 2006-04-30 18:28:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ghola at 2006-04-30 18:22:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i didn't want to +2 this, but i couldn't stop myself.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-04-30 18:16:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Lincoln Hawk got his ass whooped like a true asshole

Submitted by r0fl at 2006-04-30 18:12:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"Smasher broke Lincoln Hawk's arm/face in their match while I had sex with my opponant's wife as I defeated him."

This is my new favorite sentence in the English language.

Boshman auto+2.

Submitted by ConorJS at 2006-04-30 18:10:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I heart teh bosh, but I cannot +2 Stallone. Sorry. It's a rule, it's written right here, under RSA 2674:9:12-14, "If your name is Conor Stokes, you can't +2 anything with a picture Sylvester Stallone it."

Submitted by EchoBoxing at 2006-04-30 18:03:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

*hear

Submitted by EchoBoxing at 2006-04-30 18:02:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i'd like to here more about the years spent travelling to vegas. sequal, perhaps?

Submitted by Sinistral at 2006-04-30 17:47:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.

This one line always does it for me

Submitted by Doodles at 2006-04-30 17:45:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-30 17:41:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.


It too was Bosh
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Skeletor is too bosh, yet not as bosh as Bosh is bosh.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2006-04-30 17:41:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.


It too was Bosh.

Submitted by Doodles at 2006-04-30 17:38:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Bosh


I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!

-- Homer Simpson
New Kid on the Block