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The BOSH Man! Discovers HIDDEN TALENTS!!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-02 12:38:26 EDT
Rating: 1.37 on 26 ratings (26 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

So there I was smoking 18 cigarettes at once and doing yo-yo tricks when all of a sudden Earl Scruggs challenged me to a game of foozeball. I kicked his ass in under 47 seconds and then we started to play. 34 seconds later, he fell to the mighty hands of The BOSH Man! in a friendly game of fooze.

Feeling satisfied with my day so far, I dialed some chicks phone number with my dick. It was a rotary phone, too.

We decided to hang out for a little while and I told her all about how fuckin bosh Scruggs was and how much he sucks at everything and she laughed so hard her diaphram fell out.

I stole her cell phone and called some other dudes I know.

15 minutes later we were partying at Scruggs' place. The band 'Loverboy' came over and started rocking out.

Basically we all sat around and made fun of Scruggs until he cried. I went over to ask him what was wrong, but before he could respond I hooked a battery charger up to his balls. He screamed pretty loud and then shit his pants, I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.

I jumped up on stage and started jammin with Loverboy. 4 people died when I finished my solo. Whether it was because it was so fuckin bosh or they were so upset it was over, we'll never know.

Years later, I got a case of the hiccups that lasted 15 days. Everyone who tried to help me got kicked in the neck. Turns out, I am dependant on having Earl Scruggs around, even if its to take dumps in his sneakers. Thats why I always hang around with that piece of shit.

After I sodomized the doctor who diagnosed me with my Scruggs dependancy, I got on my horse and kicked my stirrups, the road was long and sunset was a good time to ride.


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Submitted by scourge at 2007-08-30 14:33:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Magic_Monkey at 2006-05-05 06:29:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I hooked a battery charger up to his balls. He screamed pretty loud and then shit his pants, I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.

Submitted by Axolotl at 2006-05-03 10:03:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/87472

That was so BOSH I bikini waxed my cat!

Submitted by Lisa at 2006-05-03 03:13:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I love Hidden's talents (the list of which is long and broad).

Submitted by hot_pocket at 2006-05-03 01:24:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

4 people died when I finished my solo.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-05-03 01:12:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

BOSHtastic!

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2006-05-03 01:09:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

dear boshman,

i drank a fotee and 4 beers. i want o fuck you. i dont think im gay but i would put my dick in you. its is all facts.

i love you



-timothy ryan

Submitted by Stagger_Lee at 2006-05-02 22:37:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by knucklesnelson at 2006-05-02 22:31:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

everybody's workin for the weekend

Submitted by Gunslinger at 2006-05-02 19:47:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

life = pwn't

Submitted by recall at 2006-05-02 17:24:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Feeling satisfied with my day so far, I dialed some chicks phone number with my dick. It was a rotary phone, too.

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I'm not sure when this will get old.

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-05-02 17:15:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hmmmm maybe a series where scruggs gets lost and you have to find him.
poor scrugs.

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-05-02 17:11:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Divorce leilani. Marry scruggs.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-05-02 16:53:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I have that album.

On VINYL.

Submitted by Sinistral at 2006-05-02 15:52:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

4 people died when I finished my solo.

i figured out that the reason i like you so much is because your posts sound like conversations my friends and i have.

Submitted by Psychophage at 2006-05-02 14:35:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Hello Sheila.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2006-05-02 14:18:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I jacked up a peanut m&m out of my dick.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2006-05-02 14:15:58 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Unlike peener jokes, you are getting old.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2006-05-02 14:08:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I think maybe its time for the Boshman to move into a new line of post construction, this is getting boring.
Stay the FUCK away from Picture/post/skits! Those are mine!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2006-05-02 13:36:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Feeling satisfied with my day so far, I dialed some chicks phone number with my dick. It was a rotary phone, too.

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Not your Boshest but the above quote made me laugh.

AND Loverboy.....that made me laugh harder.


Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky at 2006-05-02 13:34:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

cant believe you've lasted this long

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2006-05-02 13:28:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

ya know it's not a good thing that you dialed the number with your dick on a rotary phone. that would mean your dick is thin enough to fit in the little notches. do ya really wanna be a pencil dick?

Submitted by leilani at 2006-05-02 13:20:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

4 people died when I finished my solo. Whether it was because it was so fuckin bosh or they were so upset it was over, we'll never know.
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HAHAHA

I heard some scruggs on Bluegrass Sunday last weekend and thought of the BOSH man!!!

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2006-05-02 13:02:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was hilarious

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2006-05-02 12:46:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

BOSH man you're a faggot

Submitted by erosion_rules at 2006-05-02 12:41:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It was a rotary phone.


He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my
side.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror II