The BOSH Man! Discovers HIDDEN TALENTS!!Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-02 12:38:26 EDT
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So there I was smoking 18 cigarettes at once and doing yo-yo tricks when all of a sudden Earl Scruggs challenged me to a game of foozeball. I kicked his ass in under 47 seconds and then we started to play. 34 seconds later, he fell to the mighty hands of The BOSH Man! in a friendly game of fooze.
Feeling satisfied with my day so far, I dialed some chicks phone number with my dick. It was a rotary phone, too.
We decided to hang out for a little while and I told her all about how fuckin bosh Scruggs was and how much he sucks at everything and she laughed so hard her diaphram fell out.
I stole her cell phone and called some other dudes I know.
15 minutes later we were partying at Scruggs' place. The band 'Loverboy' came over and started rocking out.
Basically we all sat around and made fun of Scruggs until he cried. I went over to ask him what was wrong, but before he could respond I hooked a battery charger up to his balls. He screamed pretty loud and then shit his pants, I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.
I jumped up on stage and started jammin with Loverboy. 4 people died when I finished my solo. Whether it was because it was so fuckin bosh or they were so upset it was over, we'll never know.
Years later, I got a case of the hiccups that lasted 15 days. Everyone who tried to help me got kicked in the neck. Turns out, I am dependant on having Earl Scruggs around, even if its to take dumps in his sneakers. Thats why I always hang around with that piece of shit.
After I sodomized the doctor who diagnosed me with my Scruggs dependancy, I got on my horse and kicked my stirrups, the road was long and sunset was a good time to ride.