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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-05 19:22:11 EDT
Rating: 1.73 on 28 ratings (28 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

The first thing I did this morning was fire up my turbo booster rocket power packs and flew to Russia to flip off Ivan Drago. Obviously he was lifting weights and having some faggots stick needles in his ass and/or urethra upon my arrival. I flipped him off something vicious and kicked dirt on his car and sneakers. He was pissed. Bosh.

I decided to hang in Russia for a bit so I could play human tetris and stab commies.

I walked around smoking cigarettes and playing the harmonica until I had like 50 people following me.

I found a pretty bosh cliff and started throwing people off after I made them into shapes that would help me perform a bosh tetris. Everything was going fine until this faggot commie slut boshed up my operations. I told her to do a head first dive off the cliff onto the rocky earth below, and to not worry. If performed correctly, The pile or corpses would disappear and a castle would rise from the earth and we would al smoke cigarettes and party hard. She did not like this idea.

As she sat there contemplating, the pile of corpses began to rise and time began to expire.

Who the fuck was timing me anyways. Fuck them.

Anyways, by this time my turbo booster rocket power packs were all charged up and ready to rock n' roll. So I took a dump on my failed tetris and told the russians to suck a scrote.

"To infinity.. AND BEYOND!" I yelld as the turbo booster rocket power packs thrust me into the air at speeds that would kill even reindeer or a race horse.

Speaking of which, I bought a horse a while back and named it 'Drunk on a Tuesday'. We're gonna get real hammered tonite even though its Friday, and then he's gonna win the Kentucky Derby. Put your money on him, and we'll through a big ass party in the center of the earth with our winnings. Scruggs might come, but hes afraid of dirt and sand and molten magma.

Ted Nugent agreed to throw a concert down there on the condition he could pick someone to hunt for sport afterwards, I lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.

Rock n' Roll bitches.



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Submitted by scourge at 2007-08-30 14:34:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by mattnotharry at 2006-06-15 19:34:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Total asskickery

Submitted by LSD420 at 2006-05-16 07:48:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-05-08 18:07:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I am thinking it would be a good idea for your cousin Boshly McBoshington to write a few posts - what with his proper grammar, diction, and lordly bearing, don't you think?

Submitted by ConorJS at 2006-05-07 19:52:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

He was pissed. Bosh.

Bosh, indeed.

Submitted by jemgonemad at 2006-05-07 19:42:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Although.....Needs more sick n smokes.

Submitted by LSD420 at 2006-05-07 10:41:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-05-07 10:39:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was Weet and Bosh...

Therefore this post is WEOSH!!!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-07 10:22:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

totally bosh

Submitted by NerfHerder at 2006-05-06 19:36:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by COMountain at 2006-05-06 12:23:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

WAY more bosh than your last couple.

Do you think I should stop linkpimping this yet??


Submitted by Paddles at 2006-05-06 11:39:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+3 for human Tetris, -1 for Ted Nugent trying to rock out with a Gibson archtop.

Submitted by HawthorneHeights at 2006-05-06 10:44:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fucken BOSH

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl at 2006-05-06 05:04:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

speeds that would kill even reindeer

reindeer speed!???!!!!! hee hee hee.....

Submitted by The_T_Man at 2006-05-06 02:37:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Definitely not as BOSH as usual. The timing is off and there was a definite lack of Earl Scruggs.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2006-05-06 02:11:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nuge is BOSH

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2006-05-06 01:51:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Sweaty Teddy is Bosh

Submitted by Axolotl at 2006-05-06 00:42:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was weet.

Submitted by ampersand at 2006-05-05 22:49:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Not nearly as bosh as usual.

Submitted by shitfuck at 2006-05-05 21:18:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I fucked myself in the eye.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2006-05-05 21:06:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Flipping ruskies off something vicious is indeed bosh.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2006-05-05 20:46:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fucking commies.

I mean...fucking pimples.

Submitted by Gunslinger at 2006-05-05 20:00:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Tetris is fucking bosh

I owned that shit up when I was a kid

Submitted by extacy_red at 2006-05-05 19:32:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


needs more cigarettes

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2006-05-05 19:31:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Not one of your Boshest posts but still amusing.

Submitted by JumpingJax at 2006-05-05 19:28:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-05 19:23:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

it only accentuates the ROCK though

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-05 19:22:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

holy picture

Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.

-- Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jomer