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The BOSH Man! Joins a NEW GANG!!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-12 13:15:36 EDT
Rating: 1.66 on 41 ratings (41 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I got a new dog today and decided to name him Senator Meow Mix. He cried for a little while because he hates cats and cat food. I told him to fuck off and go live with Scruggs. He did.


I started getting hungry so I went to get some Chinese food but it all looked like the dump I had taken in some chicks boots earlier, so I set the building fire and used the embers to light up 12 cigarettes. Lunch is for pussies.

Scruggs came over crying that I hassle him too much. I just shoved a cigarette up his ass and told him to go hump a coke bottle. What a bitch. Even Senator Meow Mix hates Scruggs.

Since the weather sucks today in Boshton, I hitched my way over to asia to teach those idiots how to make pizza and other food that doesn't look/smell like excrement. I saw a few ninjas on tricycles juggling chinese stars and decided to join their gang. Theres supposed to be a rigorous 10 year initiation, but they took one good look at how bosh I was and killed their master, now they obey any/all of my commands. BOSH!

The first thing we did was buy 5 billion earl scruggs costumes and made everyone wear them. Then we ran around flipping everyone off and throwing chinese stars. Scruggs got wind of this and cried almost until he died. Senator Meow Mix was disappointed.

So now i'm hangin in Asia looking for rival gangs.






PS

Earl Scruggs can go eat a llama's dick.



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Submitted by scourge at 2007-08-30 14:34:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-09-08 14:21:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

that was such an awesome day

Submitted by Paul_Monroe at 2006-06-07 02:13:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-17 10:10:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I've been kickin out the jams with Leonard Nimoy ALL DAY!!!

Submitted by LSD420 at 2006-05-16 07:47:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

still OMFG PYOOR GEENEEUSS!!!

Submitted by ih8u2man at 2006-05-15 20:33:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It's almost like you have your own theme here with your posts. This was A+ PLUS.




DOUBLE +

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-15 20:29:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

yea right

Submitted by Whiplash at 2006-05-15 19:58:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

these are getting boring and repetitive

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-15 09:20:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

skull drinking is the only way i know how!

Submitted by kaos-king at 2006-05-14 20:42:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was almost as Bosh as that time you took me to Cybertron to hang out with the Decepticons and drink scotch out of Marilyn Monroe's skull!!!

Submitted by Gunslinger at 2006-05-14 19:04:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Shit man! You ought to have named him 'Constable Vincent LTC'

That's my dog's name...

Submitted by ampersand at 2006-05-13 16:10:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

j

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-05-13 11:26:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-12 21:43:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Scrugs= LSD420?
___

Probably.

That's funny. A Scruggs alter.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2006-05-12 22:38:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hey man, Scruggs is getting kinda pissed. Maybe you should get him drunk. Sounds like he needs it.

Submitted by Doodles at 2006-05-12 21:43:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Scrugs= LSD420?

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky at 2006-05-12 21:40:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Bosh, from coast to coast.

Submitted by NerfHerder at 2006-05-12 21:26:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

CHINA! SO BOSH!

Submitted by knucklesnelson at 2006-05-12 19:08:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You got issues borschman!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-12 18:59:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Scruggs

what the hell


go tune your banjo or something you fag

Submitted by EarlScruggs at 2006-05-12 18:47:20 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

hey bosh man im gonna smoke all your cigarettes you bitch

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-12 16:43:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

sometimes i piss mountain dew ..not blood though
















unfortunately

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2006-05-12 16:37:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Have you ever pissed blood?

Submitted by Chroniclysm at 2006-05-12 16:04:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Pretty bosh.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-12 16:00:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

attention dudes and dudettes:

this was my 50th post

which means that you now have a chronical of 50 days of my life

i love you

Submitted by extacy_red at 2006-05-12 15:55:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-12 15:49:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

leilani lets make out all day

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-12 15:43:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

yea man or you could name your toad Hoppy The Garage Narc


mondo Weet

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2006-05-12 15:24:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

weet

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-05-12 14:44:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Great cat name!

I may steal it and use it to name some of the toads that like to hang out in my garage.

Submitted by EchoBoxing at 2006-05-12 14:37:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

senetor meow mix - that's good shit.

Submitted by retrospect at 2006-05-12 14:27:58 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

HOLLA BOSTON! this sucked ass though

Submitted by leilani at 2006-05-12 14:25:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I

LOVE

YOU

Submitted by CookieLass at 2006-05-12 14:19:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I

HATE


YOU

Submitted by Serious_Melvin at 2006-05-12 13:40:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Rope at 2006-05-12 13:40:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"killed their master"

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-12 13:31:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

hey man let em burn

i have no control over what that faggot does

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2006-05-12 13:29:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Then I lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.

Submitted by COMountain at 2006-05-12 13:23:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

There we go.

More bosh than your last few.

And that fuckin' Earl Scruggs alter better be yours. If not, someone will accidentally catch fire in the near future.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-12 13:20:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Nah I think hes just pissed because even the dog hates him

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-05-12 13:18:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

dude, you're pretty harsh on Scruggs today, did he drink all your rye whisky again?

Submitted by Method at 2006-05-12 13:16:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 Senator Meow Mix


Around the house, I never lift a finger
As a husband and father I'm sub-par
I'd rather drink a beer
than win Father of the Year
I'm happy with things the way they are

-- Homer Simpson
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