The BOSH Man! Gets Along with SCRUGGS!!Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-16 13:03:10 EDT
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But only for a little while..
So earlier today I was dunking basketballs with Twonatello, the 5th ninja turtle, when all of a sudden Shreeder came by and headbutted our ball, deflating it. I got so pissed I took a piss on Shredder and his outfit rusted right off revealing his true form, Earl Scruggs!
Scruggs immediately went up a notch in my book, bringing him to 1. Twonatello got real pissed about it and shit in a gas can and then drank it. What a fag.
Me and Scruggs built a super-shredder outfit and then started walkin around flipping off total strangers. April O'Neil was sittin around shoving pizza in her vag/face so we challenged her to a RPS match. She lost.
Scruggs (Shredder) asked me if I wanted to round up the foot clan and fuck up the ninja turtles. I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.
We built a turtle tracker and found out their secret lair. Leonardo and Rafaelo were in the corner beating off, Donatello was shoving a bostaff up his ass and Michaelangelo was throwing chinese stars at Splinter. Me and Scruggs lit up like 12 cigarettes and took a dump on all their pizza while the foot clan started break dancing until the ninja turtles started crying.
Twonatello came out of left field and dunked over everyones head, revealing just how bosh he really is. Vanilla Ice came by and we all partied real hard.
Years later, we left. Leo and Raff were still in the corner beating off.
On our way out of the sewers I lit up 3 cigarettes and shoved 2 up Scruggs' ass for no reason at all. He liked it.
All in all, its been a pretty bosh day.
PS Twonatell the Fifth Ninja Turtle = Antoine Walker. What a bitch