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The BOSH Man! Gets Along with SCRUGGS!!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-16 13:03:10 EDT
Rating: 1.6 on 34 ratings (34 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

But only for a little while..



So earlier today I was dunking basketballs with Twonatello, the 5th ninja turtle, when all of a sudden Shreeder came by and headbutted our ball, deflating it. I got so pissed I took a piss on Shredder and his outfit rusted right off revealing his true form, Earl Scruggs!

Scruggs immediately went up a notch in my book, bringing him to 1. Twonatello got real pissed about it and shit in a gas can and then drank it. What a fag.

Me and Scruggs built a super-shredder outfit and then started walkin around flipping off total strangers. April O'Neil was sittin around shoving pizza in her vag/face so we challenged her to a RPS match. She lost.

Scruggs (Shredder) asked me if I wanted to round up the foot clan and fuck up the ninja turtles. I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.

We built a turtle tracker and found out their secret lair. Leonardo and Rafaelo were in the corner beating off, Donatello was shoving a bostaff up his ass and Michaelangelo was throwing chinese stars at Splinter. Me and Scruggs lit up like 12 cigarettes and took a dump on all their pizza while the foot clan started break dancing until the ninja turtles started crying.

Twonatello came out of left field and dunked over everyones head, revealing just how bosh he really is. Vanilla Ice came by and we all partied real hard.

Years later, we left. Leo and Raff were still in the corner beating off.

On our way out of the sewers I lit up 3 cigarettes and shoved 2 up Scruggs' ass for no reason at all. He liked it.

All in all, its been a pretty bosh day.




PS Twonatell the Fifth Ninja Turtle = Antoine Walker. What a bitch






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Submitted by scourge at 2007-08-30 14:34:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2007-01-12 12:25:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hehehe

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2006-06-08 22:35:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I floss regularly. Really. I do.





floss = masturbate on children

Submitted by Scooter at 2006-05-18 08:09:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Yay! I love the ninja turtles!

Submitted by Gunslinger at 2006-05-17 22:47:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Have that fag0t Scruggs drink an ejacualatte!

hahaha

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-17 12:56:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

or antoinatello walker.

not to worry though

just wait until i log what happened today.


heres a sneak preview:

I bought a pogo stick and attached firecrackers to it and pogo'd all over earl scruggs' neck/face

Submitted by COMountain at 2006-05-17 12:41:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

pretty bosh as bosh goes... you shoulda put a pic of Shredder = Earl Scruggs though.

Submitted by fun_with_needles at 2006-05-17 04:12:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee at 2006-05-17 03:44:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Eh...

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-05-16 19:29:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-05-16 18:40:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-16 18:27:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-16 17:12:44 (#)
Ranking: -2


Still wanna talk shit?????????
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what?
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I got the same message, never mind him, he's an asshat
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I got a nice "good luck in the desert"

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-05-16 19:24:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I lit up a jumbo pack of cigarettes and nodded in agreement.

I didn't even take them out of the box. I smoked the whole thing.

Submitted by Fungah at 2006-05-16 18:40:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-16 18:27:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-16 17:12:44 (#)
Ranking: -2


Still wanna talk shit?????????
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what?
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I got the same message, never mind him, he's an asshat

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-16 18:27:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-16 17:12:44 (#)
Ranking: -2


Still wanna talk shit?????????
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what?

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2006-05-16 18:14:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Bosh!

Submitted by MonkeyingAround at 2006-05-16 17:52:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.

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only 1!?

Submitted by Brendon at 2006-05-16 17:12:44 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Still wanna talk shit?????????

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-05-16 17:00:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

lol twonatello. This was the most bosh in awhile.

Still not as bosh as the poopy, pee pee, bloody, boogery, seminal water though. Its the king of bosh.

Submitted by Puffy_Fluff at 2006-05-16 15:54:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

o.k.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-16 15:52:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

whats up dudes

Submitted by Rope at 2006-05-16 15:05:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hooray

Submitted by Axolotl at 2006-05-16 14:51:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was so weet I cried tabasco sauce.

Soon I shall post another tale of Boshman and Weetman.

Submitted by extacy_red at 2006-05-16 14:40:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Needs more rape.

Submitted by leilani at 2006-05-16 14:33:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I LOVE TACOS

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2006-05-16 13:53:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:51:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think sicosemen just watched Wedding Crashers.
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Was that in Wedding Crashers? I seen it on a sneak peak showing, that was a while ago so I don't remember. We were asking the cabbies this weekend if they'd like to play and some hot women, but maybe that's where they got it from.

Submitted by retrospect at 2006-05-16 13:52:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:51:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think sicosemen just watched Wedding Crashers.
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me too. he keeps on talking about "just the tip" and stuff.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2006-05-16 13:51:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I think sicosemen just watched Wedding Crashers.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-16 13:44:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

forensicgirl3 man you should hang with me and scruggs sometime.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-16 13:43:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

JonnyX


yea man shes such a nihilist and a whore

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-05-16 13:26:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

T-U-R-T-L-E POWER!
T-U-R-T-L-E POWER!
T-U-R-T-L-E POWER!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles
On the half shell they're the heroes four
In this day and age who could ask for more
The crime wave is high
With muggings mysterious
All police and defectives are furious
Cause they can't find the source
Of this lethally evil force
This is serious so give me a quarter
I was a witness
Get me a reporter
Call April O'Neil in on this case
You better hurry up there's no time to waste
We need help like quick on the double
Have pity on the city 'cause man it's in trouble
We need heroes like the Lone Ranger
When Tonto come pronto when there was danger
They didn't say "We'd be there in half an hour"
'Cause they displayed
Turtle power

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Now our ace reporter was hot on the trail
Determined to put these crooks in jail
She spied the bad guys and saw what happened
But before she knew it she fell in a trap and
Got caught yes she was all alone
With no friends and no phone
Now this was beyond her worst dreams
'Cause she was cornered by some wayward teens
Headed by Shredder they were anything but good
Misguided, unloved, they called 'em "the foot"
They could terrorize and be angry youth and
They'd mug the people who needed proof
Then from out of the dark come an awesome sound
Shouted "Cowabunga" as they hit the ground
>From the field of weeds the heroes rescued the flower
'Cause they possessed
Turtle power

(REPEATCHORUS)

When you stand for what you believe in
And find the strength to do what's right
That's turtle power
Heroes on the half shell they're on a mission
When there's a battle got the enemy wishin'
That they stayed at home instead of fightin'
These ninja masters with moves like lightning
They were once normal but now they're mutants
Splinter's the teacher so they are the students
Leonardo, Michaelangelo and Donatello
Make up the team with one other fellow
Raphael he's the leader of the group
Transformed from the norm by the nuclear goop
Pizza's the food that'ss sure to please
These ninjas are in to pepperoni and cheese
Back to the story it's not hard to find
Ninja's not just of the body but of the mind
Those were the words that the master instructed
But a letter from Shredder had Splinter abducted
That was the last straw
Spring into action
Step on "the foot"
Now they're gonna lose traction
Now this is for real so you fight for justice
Your shell is hard so you shout "They can't dust us"
Off like some old coffee table
Since you've been born you've been willing and able
To defeat the sneak
Protect the weak
Fight for rights and your freedom to speak
Now the villain is chillin'
So you make a stand
Back to the wall
Put your sword in your hand
Remember the words of your teacher, your master
Evil moves fast but good moves faster
Than light shining for your illumination
Good versus evil equals confrontation
So when you're in trouble
Don't give in and go sour
Try to rely on your
Turtle power

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2006-05-16 13:24:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

"Let's play a game of just the tip."

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-05-16 13:24:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Is April O'Neil still wearing that stupid yellow jumpsuit?
That bitch needs a new wardrobe.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2006-05-16 13:12:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

auto '80's +2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2006-05-16 13:07:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

On our way out of the sewers I lit up 3 cigarettes and shoved 2 up Scruggs' ass for no reason at all. He liked it.

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hahahahahaha

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2006-05-16 13:07:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

boshman sucks


Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?

Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving
mysteries.

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