The BOSH Man! Quits SMOKING!!Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-17 18:07:24 EDT
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hahaha yea right
So there I was this morning putting cigarettes in little kids' happy meals when all of a sudden guess who walks in?
If you guessed Earl Scruggs, you're wrong. It was my pet pegasus, Fagatron. I named him Fagatron because all Pegasi are faggots, but lets get serial for a second.. I'm pretty much the only person alive thats bosh enough to have a pet pegasus.
I told everyone in line to fuck off and then I set the building on fire and used the smoldering embers to light up 18 cigarettes. Fagatron nodded in agreement.
I hopped on Fagatron and we flew around town flipping off/dumping on total assholes. Some people were scared/confused at the sight of a flying horse, so Fagatron stuck his huge pegasus cock in their faggot asses. 38 people cried, 2 died, and one is pregnant. Bosh.
Fagatron was getting tired so I shot him in the neck/shoulder with paintballs until he cried all the way home to Earl Scruggs.
I lit up a few cigaretts and started pissing on the sidewalk while walking backwards when all of a sudden some dude comes up to me and tells me to fuck off. Turns out it was Rocky Balboa. I scanned the area to see if Thunderlips was around possibly setting traps, but he wasn't.
I just kicked mud on his shoes and lit up 3 cigarettes.
"Hey what the hell man?"
"you suck shitcock.. I bet you hang with scruggs all the time"
With that, Thunderlips came outa left field and gave Rocky the atomic leg drop from 15 stories up. It was so fuckin bosh I climaxed. A battle of epic proportions broke out between Rocky and Thunderlips. Rocky would give like 4 or 5 jabs then get real tired. As a counter attack, Thunderlips would climb 15 stories up and drop the atomic leg on Rocky's face/neck. Soon enough I got bored so I bought a pogo stick and attached firecrackers to it. I started pogo sticking on both of ther hands/balls.
Years later, some asshole came up and put rocky's cock in his mouth. I looked across the street and 2 dudettes were scissor fighting on a lamp post.
I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.