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The BOSH Man! Quits SMOKING!!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-17 18:07:24 EDT
Rating: 1.67 on 40 ratings (40 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

hahaha yea right


So there I was this morning putting cigarettes in little kids' happy meals when all of a sudden guess who walks in?

If you guessed Earl Scruggs, you're wrong. It was my pet pegasus, Fagatron. I named him Fagatron because all Pegasi are faggots, but lets get serial for a second.. I'm pretty much the only person alive thats bosh enough to have a pet pegasus.

I told everyone in line to fuck off and then I set the building on fire and used the smoldering embers to light up 18 cigarettes. Fagatron nodded in agreement.

I hopped on Fagatron and we flew around town flipping off/dumping on total assholes. Some people were scared/confused at the sight of a flying horse, so Fagatron stuck his huge pegasus cock in their faggot asses. 38 people cried, 2 died, and one is pregnant. Bosh.


Fagatron was getting tired so I shot him in the neck/shoulder with paintballs until he cried all the way home to Earl Scruggs.

I lit up a few cigaretts and started pissing on the sidewalk while walking backwards when all of a sudden some dude comes up to me and tells me to fuck off. Turns out it was Rocky Balboa. I scanned the area to see if Thunderlips was around possibly setting traps, but he wasn't.

I just kicked mud on his shoes and lit up 3 cigarettes.

"Hey what the hell man?"

"heyy-yo"

"..."

"heyyy-yo"

"you suck shitcock.. I bet you hang with scruggs all the time"

With that, Thunderlips came outa left field and gave Rocky the atomic leg drop from 15 stories up. It was so fuckin bosh I climaxed. A battle of epic proportions broke out between Rocky and Thunderlips. Rocky would give like 4 or 5 jabs then get real tired. As a counter attack, Thunderlips would climb 15 stories up and drop the atomic leg on Rocky's face/neck. Soon enough I got bored so I bought a pogo stick and attached firecrackers to it. I started pogo sticking on both of ther hands/balls.

Years later, some asshole came up and put rocky's cock in his mouth. I looked across the street and 2 dudettes were scissor fighting on a lamp post.

I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.





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Submitted by scourge at 2007-08-30 14:34:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by the_lone_stranger at 2006-06-27 23:57:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Damn this is funny. Keep on using /'s. I love it.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2006-06-08 22:34:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

True story.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-18 13:11:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

yea right

Submitted by sinna at 2006-05-18 11:29:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This had lost it's edge.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2006-05-18 11:07:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The Boshman not smoking would be the death of a beloved trademark; like Batman turning straight.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-18 09:39:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

leilani!!

wooo!!

coming right up my dearest

Submitted by leilani at 2006-05-18 09:37:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

haha, ejaculatte, extra foam, no whip

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-18 09:10:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Ejaculatte? Is that a new kind of coffee at StarFucks?
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hahahahahah

if it isnt than it is now. I'm gonna go to Starfucks and serve Ejaculattes to every other customer.

Will report later

Submitted by loki at 2006-05-18 08:38:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

This confused me almost as much as today’s origami a day calendar pattern that made me try to make an armadillo out of a dollar bill.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-05-18 08:10:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

"So there I was this morning putting cigarettes in little kids' happy meals..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by DeathJester at 2006-05-18 04:47:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Foamy did this first, better, and has a retarded dog.

Submitted by georgemichael at 2006-05-18 01:12:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

cap foamy is a fag

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2006-05-18 00:59:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

boshman is a poor imitation of cpt. foamy

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-05-18 00:32:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

BOSHARIFIC!

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2006-05-17 22:47:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-05-17 22:44:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

the boshoscity of this post has never before been seen in such a specimen!

*ejaculatte!*
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Ejaculatte? Is that a new kind of coffee at StarFucks?

Submitted by Gunslinger at 2006-05-17 22:44:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

the boshoscity of this post has never before been seen in such a specimen!

*ejaculatte!*

Submitted by TheSpook at 2006-05-17 22:26:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-17 19:33:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh...never mind.

I thought that the BOSH MAN quit smokin' pole, but I see that's not the case at all.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2006-05-17 21:53:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Mondobosh.
Megabosh.
Ultrabosh.
Superbosh.
Bigbosh(man).
Gigabosh.
Jukinbosh.
Killerbosh.

Submitted by Fungah at 2006-05-17 21:44:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fungah approves

Submitted by VelvetElvis at 2006-05-17 21:22:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Pegasi, auto +1. Likewise Lester Flatt-free post and "Fagatron nodded in agreement." Posh Bosh panache.

Submitted by Sinistral at 2006-05-17 21:05:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i think you should do this more often/more frequently/a lot more/all the time/everyday

see how annoying that is?

this was still badass

Submitted by ih8u2man at 2006-05-17 20:57:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

boshave e ya.

Submitted by ih8u2man at 2006-05-17 20:56:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

boshivist.

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-05-17 20:46:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-05-17 20:08:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hahaha yea right
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WHEW!

I was seriously worried there for a sec, BOSHMAN!

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2006-05-17 20:02:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I don't even read them anymore.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2006-05-17 19:53:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

On a related topic, I'm performing rituals to the Bosh muse hoping she'll bite me because I want to do a Boshman meets Forensic Girl. I know you think I can handle it but seriously, "Bosh" is has its own qualities and I'm still unsure if I can do justice to it.

Submitted by JapanFour at 2006-05-17 19:35:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

literature.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-05-17 19:33:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Oh...never mind.

I thought that the BOSH MAN quit smokin' pole, but I see that's not the case at all.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2006-05-17 19:27:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

One cannot argue with logic like this.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2006-05-17 19:06:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Beautiful.

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2006-05-17 19:01:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Werd!!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2006-05-17 18:58:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

So there I was this morning putting cigarettes in little kids' happy meals
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Beautiful!!

Submitted by mattnotharry at 2006-05-17 18:54:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Right fuck it, this post has won me over to this bosh way of thinking.

Time to read them all

Submitted by LSD420 at 2006-05-17 18:45:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is truly the shit.

When I read the part about the firecrackers, I creamed my pants with real cream. Then I made after-sex coffee using it for lincoln's corpse cuz I fuck dead presidents.

Wanna have a threesome with Edgar Allen Poe?

He was a president of cockland.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-17 18:39:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

everyone do me a favor


next time you're at work, walk around and think about how bosh it really is.

i gotta go challenge scruggs to a pinata match

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-17 18:23:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i clap excitedly all the time at shit most people dont even care about. I'll work harder to remember to write it down

Submitted by COMountain at 2006-05-17 18:19:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

what ever happened to clapping excitedly?

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-05-17 18:10:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

True story


The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to
be a man! Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different
from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly
the same way you do.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart the General