Dude, are you BOSH?!?Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-16 12:09:50 EDT
Rating: 1.72 on 53 ratings (53 reviews) (Review this item) (V)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89269 I STOLE YOUR IDEA :(
So there you are sittin around shotgunning cans of Mountain Dew when all of a sudden Earl Scruggs starts eating make-up. Do you..
A) Tell him to fuck off (2)
B) Light up a cigarette (4)
C) Light up 12 cigarettes (3)
D) All of the above (1)
After observing some dude staplegun his scrotum to his sneakers you...
A) Nod in agreement (1)
B) Punch him in the neck (4)
C) Call him a faggot (3)
D) Open a fireworks stand(2)
While doing backflips on a trampolene, you notice a flock of cock master seagulls launch diarreah onto Earl Scruggs' globe like dome. You..
A) Flip out and almost die from witnessing something so bosh it could kill. (1)
B) Cry (3)
C) Feel sorry for scruggs and help him clean it up. (4)
D) Jam/write songs about it with Wesley Willis (2)
You See Earl Scruggs playing chess in the park with some other old faggots. You..
A) Sit in quiet contemplation, pondering each contestants decisions. (4)
B) Jam with Rod Stewart (2)
C) Jam with 38 Special (1)
D) Masturbate furiously
What is your favorite kind of oatmeal?
A) Oatmeal? What the hell kind of test is this? (3)
B) Apple-cinnamon (1)
C) Strawberry (2)
D) Hi my name is Earl Scruggs and I eat a llama's dick.
It is Friday Afternoon. It is 80 degrees and sunny. You leave work early so that you can..
A) Drink 1,000 beers with Ted Nugent and talk about farting. (1)
B) FINALLY make it to knitting class on time (4)
C) Punch Earl Scruggs in the arm/face. (2)
D) Sling shot tape measures at the elderly (3)
A ton of really hot babes come up to you and really want to party. Your initial reaction is..
A) FUCKING YES! (1)
B) Oh no my cock is small (2)
C) too bad I'm a faggot (3)
D) There is no option D for this question (4)
What is your favorite thing to do while skydiving?
A) Play air guitar, which is a pretty clever little pun
B) Funnel Beers
C) Jam with Victor Wooten
D) Try to dump on Scruggs like those cock master seagulls
This is pretty much a freebie. All those things are bosh and are worthy of one point.
7 - 10:
Dude, you're BOSH! You can sling brews and fuck up Scruggs with the best of em'. Which is me. So get off your computer and come to my house so we can jam/punch Scruggs and other faggots who got bad scores on this test.
11 - infinity
You're probably some idiot that listens to Celine Dion and other Canadian 'musicians' You probably are a friend of Scruggs, too. I am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt though, because Wesley Willis score a 20 on this test and I hang with him all the time.
I am leaving work early today. Its time to kick my stirrups and ride into the sunset. ROCK AND ROLL!!