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Dude, are you BOSH?!?

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-16 12:09:50 EDT
Rating: 1.72 on 53 ratings (53 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89269 I STOLE YOUR IDEA :(





So there you are sittin around shotgunning cans of Mountain Dew when all of a sudden Earl Scruggs starts eating make-up. Do you..

A) Tell him to fuck off (2)
B) Light up a cigarette (4)
C) Light up 12 cigarettes (3)
D) All of the above (1)




After observing some dude staplegun his scrotum to his sneakers you...

A) Nod in agreement (1)
B) Punch him in the neck (4)
C) Call him a faggot (3)
D) Open a fireworks stand(2)



While doing backflips on a trampolene, you notice a flock of cock master seagulls launch diarreah onto Earl Scruggs' globe like dome. You..

A) Flip out and almost die from witnessing something so bosh it could kill. (1)
B) Cry (3)
C) Feel sorry for scruggs and help him clean it up. (4)
D) Jam/write songs about it with Wesley Willis (2)



You See Earl Scruggs playing chess in the park with some other old faggots. You..

A) Sit in quiet contemplation, pondering each contestants decisions. (4)
B) Jam with Rod Stewart (2)
C) Jam with 38 Special (1)
D) Masturbate furiously


What is your favorite kind of oatmeal?

A) Oatmeal? What the hell kind of test is this? (3)
B) Apple-cinnamon (1)
C) Strawberry (2)
D) Hi my name is Earl Scruggs and I eat a llama's dick.



It is Friday Afternoon. It is 80 degrees and sunny. You leave work early so that you can..

A) Drink 1,000 beers with Ted Nugent and talk about farting. (1)
B) FINALLY make it to knitting class on time (4)
C) Punch Earl Scruggs in the arm/face. (2)
D) Sling shot tape measures at the elderly (3)



A ton of really hot babes come up to you and really want to party. Your initial reaction is..


A) FUCKING YES! (1)
B) Oh no my cock is small (2)
C) too bad I'm a faggot (3)
D) There is no option D for this question (4)




What is your favorite thing to do while skydiving?

A) Play air guitar, which is a pretty clever little pun
B) Funnel Beers
C) Jam with Victor Wooten
D) Try to dump on Scruggs like those cock master seagulls

This is pretty much a freebie. All those things are bosh and are worthy of one point.








7 - 10:

Dude, you're BOSH! You can sling brews and fuck up Scruggs with the best of em'. Which is me. So get off your computer and come to my house so we can jam/punch Scruggs and other faggots who got bad scores on this test.



11 - infinity

You're probably some idiot that listens to Celine Dion and other Canadian 'musicians' You probably are a friend of Scruggs, too. I am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt though, because Wesley Willis score a 20 on this test and I hang with him all the time.









I am leaving work early today. Its time to kick my stirrups and ride into the sunset. ROCK AND ROLL!!



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Submitted by scourge at 2007-08-30 14:35:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2006-06-28 00:55:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Word.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-18 12:55:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

thats fuckin bosh


i have the ninja turtle mobile that shoots plastic pizzas out like frisbees. so i bought likt 5 milion pizzas and i keep hitting scruggs in the cheek with them.


hes starting to get pissed.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2006-06-17 13:28:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I shoot Pogs out of my dick.

Submitted by gonefiguring at 2006-06-17 13:07:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-17 12:10:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

my marshall doesn't stop at 10.. or any number known to man or beast or demon.
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I am aboshed.

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2006-06-17 12:44:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

true

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2006-06-17 12:28:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:56:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

This post should be turned into a painting. By who, you ask? Hieronymus Muhfuck'n Bosch, that's who.
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By WHOM, ya fuckin' English class reject. . . :-D

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-17 12:10:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

my marshall doesn't stop at 10.. or any number known to man or beast or demon.

Submitted by gonefiguring at 2006-06-17 12:03:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Certainly better comments generated here than at the inspiration, and certainly the poster is fit to ask the questions. *Cranks the Marshall to 10/10/10, grabs a low D chord on the 7-string Flying V, and headbangs in agreement*

Submitted by Chillax at 2006-06-17 09:26:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-17 09:07:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

Im SO bosh that I actually got a negative score

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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2006-06-17 09:07:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Im SO bosh that I actually got a negative score

Submitted by the_lone_stranger at 2006-06-16 22:17:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The Bosh flows strongly in you.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-06-16 21:33:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

BOSH! is back!

w00t!

Submitted by mattnotharry at 2006-06-16 18:04:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:49:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

boys have a penis


girls have a vagina

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oh no....OH NO!!!

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2006-06-16 17:51:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm totally bosh!

Submitted by Gunslinger at 2006-06-16 16:17:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

*Nods head in agreement*

I can punch faggots with the best of them! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUCKA!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-16 16:12:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

"The Garden of Earthly Shitfaced Earl Scruggs Banjo Bosh Donkey Delights"









hahahahahhahahahahahah

Submitted by livEvil at 2006-06-16 16:12:00 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

done too many times

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-06-16 16:06:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:08:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:56:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

This post should be turned into a painting. By who, you ask? Hieronymus Muhfuck'n Bosch, that's who.

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OH GOD! This would be the most Bosh painting in the history of visual art!!!

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"The Garden of Earthly Shitfaced Earl Scruggs Banjo Bosh Donkey Delights"

Submitted by MyNameIsTim at 2006-06-16 15:59:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

while some of the images were moderately funny (ie skydiving while funneling beers), i think you need to compile the whole, "i'm going to coin a phrase and try to make it popular" deal into the rather large pile of shit it is and shove it back up your ass.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-16 15:26:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

fuckin bosh x 1,490 = the amount of times Scruggs' sister and wife and mom got banjo fisted

Submitted by Teephphah at 2006-06-16 15:24:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Bosh +1.

Submitted by badassmofo at 2006-06-16 14:58:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

bosh

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-16 14:36:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

it is always safe to say that

Submitted by badassmofo at 2006-06-16 14:33:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

is it safe to say...

BOSH nigga!

Submitted by Teephphah at 2006-06-16 14:24:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:19:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

something something BOSH something something

*laughter and high fives*
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Dude, you aren't even TRYING.



AND THAT IS SO BOSH!

Submitted by badassmofo at 2006-06-16 14:19:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

something something BOSH something something

*laughter and high fives*

Submitted by kaos-king at 2006-06-16 14:08:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:56:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

This post should be turned into a painting. By who, you ask? Hieronymus Muhfuck'n Bosch, that's who.

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OH GOD! This would be the most Bosh painting in the history of visual art!!!

Submitted by Teephphah at 2006-06-16 14:07:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


I look at this post and I ask myself, "How much more BOSH could it be?"













And the answer is, "None. None more BOSH."

Submitted by Adamdidit2u at 2006-06-16 13:55:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

No Comment Bitch

Submitted by BobLobla at 2006-06-16 13:53:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

C) Jam with Victor Wooten

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-16 13:49:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

boys have a penis


girls have a vagina

Submitted by Cyrus at 2006-06-16 13:46:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Sorry - I just don't get this stuff. Are you sure you're not Foamy?

Submitted by MichelleNJ at 2006-06-16 13:42:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

BOSH!

Submitted by scourge at 2006-06-16 13:42:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

icarus is correct, Wesley is telling Jesus to suck a Dobermans dick right now.

Submitted by Axolotl at 2006-06-16 13:41:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

DUDE, that's WEET

I am so BOSH that every time I eat thanksgiving turkey a whole species of birds go extinct.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2006-06-16 13:35:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:54:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

The boshness is radiating from my face.

I didn't know you listen to wesley willis. He is the shit

CHICKEN COW!!!!
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WAS the shit... sadly, poor Wesley is past tense.

Submitted by TheSpook at 2006-06-16 13:33:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2006-06-16 13:31:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

D for all

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-06-16 13:30:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You See Earl Scruggs playing chess in the park with some other old faggots. You..

A) Sit in quiet contemplation, pondering each contestants decisions. (4)
B) Jam with Rod Stewart (2)
C) Jam with 38 Special (1)
D) Masturbate furiously

E) Jam with Molly Hatchet (0)

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2006-06-16 13:30:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 AUTOWESELYWILLISSHOOTINGTAPEMEASURESATTHEELDERLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

This is my rock and roll music career God gave me
God gave me this rock music career to keep my busy
Back in 1991, I used to hit old people with folding chairs
Suddenly, I moved to the north side of Chicago, Illinois in the summer of 1992
It made a rock star out of me at last

*headbangs*

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-06-16 12:56:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This post should be turned into a painting. By who, you ask? Hieronymus Muhfuck'n Bosch, that's who.

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-06-16 12:54:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The boshness is radiating from my face.

I didn't know you listen to wesley willis. He is the shit

CHICKEN COW!!!!

Submitted by HighVoltage900 at 2006-06-16 12:42:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

BUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Submitted by DeathJester at 2006-06-16 12:40:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This deserves a +3

Victor Wooten = Clapton on bass.

Submitted by Sinistral at 2006-06-16 12:37:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I STOLE YOUR IDEA :(

Submitted by marginwalker at 2006-06-16 12:29:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ted Nugent told me he's the Hershey Highway King

Submitted by Creepy_guy at 2006-06-16 12:26:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nice!

Submitted by leilani at 2006-06-16 12:21:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i am totally nodding in agreement

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-06-16 12:16:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is infinitely better than that other piece of shit...and I still think THIS sucked.

Submitted by Webered at 2006-06-16 12:16:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Let's do sit-ups on a bed of nails.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 at 2006-06-16 12:14:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Dude...I think I'm BOSH.

Submitted by hour_man at 2006-06-16 12:13:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Damn you.....damn you......DAMN YOU. I laughed out loud (in defiance of lol I shall take all the time to write the extra letters...and these ones explaining the previous)


Homer: I'm a bad father!

Selma: You're also fat!

Homer: I'm also fat!

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