Ubersite - The Disturbing Lives of Fruits and Vegetables

Submitted by RoadSong at 2014-06-04 01:49:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by fiona378 at 2010-08-11 14:50:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You should go to http://RantFoo.com and post a rant sometimes.

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2010-03-15 04:14:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rad1101 at 2009-02-23 05:46:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

front page of reddit

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2008-04-28 04:26:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Amazing

Submitted by bjrog2 at 2008-04-28 03:26:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 because you waited for the dead banana to brown slightly... Youre a madman

Submitted by idodeklair at 2007-11-20 17:03:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You made my day with this!

Submitted by ikari_shinji at 2007-07-22 22:32:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This didn't make B@W?

Bart's an IDIOT.

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2007-07-22 22:11:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Holy crap this is great, also a huge coincidence.

http://www.last.fm/music/Squelch+Gun/_/Carnivorous+Fruitus

listen for yourself and see...hear

Submitted by shinebox at 2006-10-10 01:53:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

verdy verdy funny you verdy smart and creative

Submitted by Dexter-Brown at 2006-09-30 03:07:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

how did this not make b@w?????

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2006-09-26 09:00:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

HAR

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-09-26 08:40:00 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

somebody call you the waaaaahmbulance

Submitted by Pentameter at 2006-09-25 14:31:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I never saw this post until today. It's pretty fucking funny.

Submitted by Amontillado at 2006-09-24 23:26:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

!

Submitted by ASO at 2006-09-24 23:08:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Yes, it is. And I still cant see the picture.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 at 2006-09-24 22:57:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This still is one of the great posts.

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-09-24 22:56:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Good lord. What awesomeness.

Submitted by littledan at 2006-09-24 22:46:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Quite possibly one of the greatest posts ever. I can't believe I missed this.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-09-24 21:13:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This never made B@W, Maltese. But thanks anyway.

Submitted by Maltese at 2006-08-10 13:33:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Congratulations on B@W, and also, this is EXACTLY what the town I grew up in was like

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2006-07-12 13:02:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

PWNSOME

Submitted by c1ndy at 2006-07-12 12:39:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yup, disturbing

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-07-07 13:34:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

That's awesome! They had my MS Paint thing on there twice for some reason.

Method, you're a funny guy. Hup hup!

Submitted by precision at 2006-07-07 13:09:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

wow...this made collegehumor.com, you should be proud

Submitted by Method at 2006-07-07 13:01:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Oh, and I informed everyone that you plagiarized it from me!

Sorry bout that! Pip Pip!

Submitted by Method at 2006-07-07 13:00:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Yeah, this would have had alot more hits, but I plagiarized it, photoshopped your name from it, put mine instead, and whored it out all over the place. Thanks!

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-07-07 12:45:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Woah, look at the hits on this thing.

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2006-06-29 16:05:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ahhahhaahahhahhahhahahah.

fruit makes you gay though.

Submitted by Mike00295 at 2006-06-29 15:40:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Amazing.

Submitted by deedee at 2006-06-28 23:51:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

thats fuckin priceless! bravo!

Submitted by MickGinny at 2006-06-28 09:27:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ZOMBIE!!!

Submitted by phuzzygish at 2006-06-27 06:34:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Holy shit.

Submitted by GaidinCanuck at 2006-06-27 00:21:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by runswithscissors at 2006-06-26 18:53:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ok, so stupid humor causes me to giggle......is that so wrong??

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2006-06-26 17:24:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hmmmm...

Sounds a lot like the "check engine" light in my car.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-26 17:19:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Eh, server is broken. For some reason it won't let me send emails right now. It does that randomly, and then fixes when I least expect it.

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2006-06-26 17:17:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fruits will always PwN2d veggies.

Always.

OH NOES< YOU BROKE T#H INTRA_WEB AGAIN?!!

What's wrong with your email?

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-26 17:11:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Try this link, Dan. www.swmoore.com/fruitsandvegetables.html

Anyway, how are things going? Email me some time soon or something, my email is temporarily broken. :(

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2006-06-26 17:03:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I can't see the image, and pulseHEAD seems to be down right now. I'm sure it's good, and if it's not, I'll come back and -2 all of your other posts for making me look like a fool.

Thank you

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-26 15:10:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You'll have to excuse me, I started feeling like one of those assholes that writes sentences on the tip of a needle after the 800th time I heard that.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-26 15:08:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:49:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

You have far too much time on your hands, but that's ok.

____________________

Do you say that because you know how much I hate it when people say that?

Here's something interesting...

I spent 1 hour on 1 pointless thing to post withen the period of 2 months.

2 months = 60 days = 1440 hours

Do you know know the average amount of time people spend watching television, or doing things equally useless with their free time? Me either, but it's a lot more than 1 hour in 2 months.

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2006-06-26 14:49:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You have far too much time on your hands, but that's ok.

This made me giggle.

Submitted by firefly at 2006-06-26 10:24:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Merlina at 2006-06-26 08:29:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Brilliant

Submitted by Wildman at 2006-06-26 01:21:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

My fucking monitor is getting more concave by the minute from all the suction going on here.

Submitted by ASO at 2006-06-25 22:45:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ironically, the reason I use internet explorer is that it handles pornographic images really well.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-25 22:19:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Well thanks for checking the link, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Submitted by ASO at 2006-06-25 22:18:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I was pissed when I got here and there was nothing to see, with an almost perfect rating, but then I saw at the bottom of the screen that it was trying to load a picture, then that sliver of an image appeared. I saw it on pulsehead though; it was funny.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-25 22:13:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

AsshOly: haha- I was waiting for someone to say that and be serious.

Submitted by ASO at 2006-06-25 22:06:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

-2 no content

Oh, wait...

Submitted by bob at 2006-06-25 21:23:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

complete and utter awsomeness

Submitted by maiorano84 at 2006-06-25 17:57:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINS

Submitted by DCWoody at 2006-06-25 16:25:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

To be honest I use IE and I've never had any problems with it. I can see the pic fine.

I've used FF in the past and thought...well its pretty much the same.

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2006-06-25 16:06:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Epcot's Kitchen Kabaret goes crazy.

Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2006-06-25 15:30:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-25 00:34:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

if somebody had taken photos of some douchebag playing with and taking photos of fruit in his back yard, that would be good, this = blow
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+2 for that comment. You're a strange guy if you're playing with fruit.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart at 2006-06-25 14:26:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-25 13:59:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

Dave- I'm on my work PC and I don't have Mozilla. God, I miss it. But I was wondering if it's a browser issue or not. I can see it fine over at the other place. Can someone with both IE & FF confirm this?

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Works on my firefox not on my IE.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-25 14:26:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I just loaded this with IE, and it was messed up like you said. IE SUCKS, AGH.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-25 14:13:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

hairycoo: That's cool.

Wiggles: You hold far too high an opinion of me.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-06-25 13:59:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-25 13:52:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

HeHe.

For all of you that can't see the picture, I have two words.

Mozilla Firefox.

That is all.

-Dave
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Dave- I'm on my work PC and I don't have Mozilla. God, I miss it. But I was wondering if it's a browser issue or not. I can see it fine over at the other place. Can someone with both IE & FF confirm this?

Submitted by hairycoo at 2006-06-25 13:53:41 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

i am so hard

Submitted by Davros at 2006-06-25 13:52:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

HeHe.

For all of you that can't see the picture, I have two words.

Mozilla Firefox.

That is all.

-Dave

Submitted by eleanor_rigby at 2006-06-25 13:39:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hell yes!

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2006-06-25 13:15:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Stop holding back, Wiggles. Tell us how you really feel.

Yes, tell all of Uber as if it really makes a difference.

Submitted by cascade at 2006-06-25 13:09:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ha!

Submitted by Wiggles at 2006-06-25 12:53:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This wasn't funny at all you arrogant piece of shit.

Look what this pathetic fuck has written on his website next to this "masterpiece".

"I challenge you to not laugh at my most recent update."

Challege accepted and easily accomplished.

Fuck you for being a stuck-up faggot and spelling your name with the two initials first.

This was boring, run-of-the-mill, lowest common denominator garbage. Congrats on getting Jaypig to suck your dick, but the only reason this is getting +2s is because of the amount of cost and effort that went into this. This is the kind of humor that dumb sorority girls love. Uberers like to create a big circle jerk around these kinds of posts but that doesn't hide the fact that this simply wasn't funny or even worth reading. You and FunnyAsCancer must've been seperated at birth, because you are the only two people I've seen with the same combination of mediocrity and arrogance.

Here's your +2 so I don't get banned for honesty and so you don't wet your pants with grief.

Submitted by goferforhire at 2006-06-25 10:56:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-25 10:44:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm in Winchester, VA a lot.
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You may have met my cousin(s), if you've ever met a Parthemos. A Peter or a Timothy are your best bets. If you know an oriental girl named Jessamy from Winchester, I do too.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2006-06-25 10:47:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wow

Submitted by goferforhire at 2006-06-25 10:34:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

you're special.

(in a good way)

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-25 10:22:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

jgreening: I completely agree. It being done with real fruit was the entire point, because it just looks so stupid it's funny.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-25 10:20:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-06-25 05:01:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

purely because a shitload of effort went into it, doesnt make it good enough for baw, or even particularly special.

it was mildly amusing. impressive, but to go to this much effort for uber is a little depressing.

____________________________

Ah, it only took about an hour. My website needed more content, though. After the MS Paint thing, people actually go there, so I have to update it every now and then.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart at 2006-06-25 10:15:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hilarious

Submitted by Coyote at 2006-06-25 10:14:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nice.

Submitted by LSD420 at 2006-06-25 07:47:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre at 2006-06-25 07:37:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Falconer at 2006-06-25 07:29:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Good shit.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-06-25 06:21:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I don't think it's B@W simply because of the time and work that's been put into it. I really do love the content, too.

The time that went into takes it from "very very god, gonna bokmark it and maybe mail it around" to "holy shit, that's great stuff right there"

If this were done in MSPaint or with crayon, it wouldn't be nearly as entertaining or good.

Effort does count, but not a ton. Just enough to push it over.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2006-06-25 06:05:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange at 2006-06-25 05:44:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Very good but agree with iddqd.

Submitted by iddqd at 2006-06-25 05:01:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

purely because a shitload of effort went into it, doesnt make it good enough for baw, or even particularly special.

it was mildly amusing. impressive, but to go to this much effort for uber is a little depressing.

Submitted by mattnotharry at 2006-06-25 03:48:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Inspired

Submitted by thorpe at 2006-06-25 03:26:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84177

It can't just be file size, I have no trouble viewing posts with pictures far larger in filesize than these.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-25 03:02:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

For those of you that only see a line:

http://www.swmoore.com/fruitsandvegetables.html

(I'm thinking it might be browser issues?)

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-25 02:32:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Wow, Thorpe, it must be because we post files that are too large for their own good. You should link me to the one that did it with you.

Anyway, after I finish uploading it to my website, I'll post a link there, too, just to make sure.

Submitted by thorpe at 2006-06-25 02:19:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

B@W

Submitted by thorpe at 2006-06-25 02:15:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

THE ONE LINE FEVER GOT YOURS TOO!!!

Bart never explained this. Perhaps things that are too long get condensed? That's stupid.

I'll follow the link now.

Submitted by coley at 2006-06-25 02:10:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Friggin crap, I can't see it either..but it comes up on the link.
Nice.

Submitted by Dr.Midget at 2006-06-25 01:18:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was cool
Nice site too

Submitted by Spooner at 2006-06-25 00:49:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hhahahaha!

You always put so much work into these posts.

Submitted by sparkle_pink at 2006-06-25 00:46:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

For a second I was all, 'Ha! There's nothing there! NO WONDER why he has a perfect rating!'

And then I realized it was that strange line thingy similar to one of Thorpe's posts, like someone previously mentioned.

Parallel universe?

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2006-06-25 00:34:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

if somebody had taken photos of some douchebag playing with and taking photos of fruit in his back yard, that would be good, this = blow

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-25 00:32:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

2 say B@W...

2 say not B@W...

I think this should be settled with a game of Solitaire.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-06-25 00:21:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fucking hell, that'S B@W.

Submitted by soccer at 2006-06-25 00:14:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This post is almost as cool as I am

Submitted by DCWoody at 2006-06-25 00:11:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nah, not B@W. but still great.

Submitted by darko at 2006-06-25 00:06:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It's summer break, nobdoy would have known if you hadn't mentioned it. By the way, I do not think this is quite B@W.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-24 23:57:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-24 23:44:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

HA! Thanks, forthewin.

This is fanTAStic. Your mom must have been SO pissed you ruined all that fruit.

___________________________

No problem! Actually, she did say to stop wasting fruit. I would have offered to drive to the store and replace it, but there was plenty more anyway.

I wish you wouldn't have brought up my mom though, cause now the uberites are going to complain that I should be in college by now. The problem is that I already have mad skills and I'm too good for art school. Ehem.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 at 2006-06-24 23:52:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You are one fucked up little monkey.

Really I am jealous, but I will take an elitist viewpoint and say that you are below me so I feel better.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-06-24 23:44:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

HA! Thanks, forthewin.

This is fanTAStic. Your mom must have been SO pissed you ruined all that fruit.

Submitted by the_lone_stranger at 2006-06-24 23:40:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is pretty super.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-24 23:37:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Ah, that's messed up. Well, I don't want you to not be able to see it, so try http://www.pulsehead.com/message/3208/The+Disturbing+Lives+of+Fruits+and+Vegetables.html

I'd link you to my website, but I haven't gotten it up yet. 2.3 mb makes my dial up cry. :(

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-06-24 23:34:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The image isn't showing on my screen. I just get a thin line of it, and the comments show just underneath. It's only happened a few times, and it's all recent. what the hell, man.

Submitted by Method at 2006-06-24 23:32:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

B@W

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-24 23:27:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-24 23:17:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

What is it with this image thing? I saw it on one of thorpe's posts too.

Well, sight unseen, a forthewin post is pretty much guaranteed to be better than a lot of the front page. But I wanna see it. I made a request and everything..

____________________

You'll have to excuse me, I just had a bit of a hard time following. What is it you want to see?

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-06-24 23:17:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What is it with this image thing? I saw it on one of thorpe's posts too.

Well, sight unseen, a forthewin post is pretty much guaranteed to be better than a lot of the front page. But I wanna see it. I made a request and everything..

Submitted by darko at 2006-06-24 23:09:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ABOUT TIME! More of this, less of sucking.

Submitted by ghola at 2006-06-24 23:05:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

you are so cool.

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