The BOSH Man! REUNITES WITH OLD FRIENDS AND MAKES MOVIES AND FEEDS STARVING ANTIONS!Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-30 12:52:25 EDT
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So there I was primping my mullet when all of a sudden guess who walks through the door? If you guessed Earl Scruggs, you're wrong. It was BOSH DONKEY OHMYGOD.
My Beligerent cat had returned!
"Hey Bosh donkey what the hell man, I thought you ran off with some broad to run a chain of computer accessory stores?"
"meow" (Bosh donkey doesn't talk much)
I was so excited I booked a flight to Hollywood just so I could kick Steve Buschemi in the sack and challenge John Travolta to a break dance fight. Mission accomplished.
I figured that since we were in Hollywood, we might as well make a movie. I asked Bosh Donkey for ideas.
"WOW YOU'RE RIGHT! ..We should totally make a movie about how bosh Scruggs is."
So now we're cruising around town in my moped, with Scruggs in the side-side car when I decided to do donuts until be barfed all over the place. 57 people saw it and almost died. I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.
Some dude gave me $12,000 to pitch movie ideas to him, so what do you think I did? I punched Earl Scruggs in the ear while Bosh donkey pissed on his feet. The dude was laughing so hard he exploded. Scruggs started crying, so I lit up a cigarette and shoved it up his ass and told him to fuck off. He listened.
It had been a long day, so I got Bosh Donkey a whore and we all got real drunk. Vic Wooten landed his helicopter on the roof of the bar and joined us for some shots. Soon enough, we had a real party going. Molly Hatchet came by just to check it out. Thats how bosh it was.
Years later, I looked over and Bosh Donkey was humping the whore I got him. She seemed to enjoy it.
Trashbag the BOSH came outa left field and started eating garbage. Molly Hatchet played their guitars so loud that the cops came to party. Scruggs stammered into the bar and asked for a beer, I told the bartender to put it on my tab. Scruggs was served his drink but i stole it and funnelled it on the spot. He looked at me like a bitch so I punched him in the neck and told him to fuck off.
Some dude happened to be video taping all of this and my movie was made. Me and Bosh Donkey made like $6 hundge so we bought a ton of oatmeal and dropped it over the starving nations of Africa from our helicopter.
"It's good to have you back, Bosh Donkey"