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The BOSH Man! REUNITES WITH OLD FRIENDS AND MAKES MOVIES AND FEEDS STARVING ANTIONS!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-30 12:52:25 EDT
Rating: 1.38 on 43 ratings (43 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

So there I was primping my mullet when all of a sudden guess who walks through the door? If you guessed Earl Scruggs, you're wrong. It was BOSH DONKEY OHMYGOD.

My Beligerent cat had returned!

"Hey Bosh donkey what the hell man, I thought you ran off with some broad to run a chain of computer accessory stores?"

"meow" (Bosh donkey doesn't talk much)

"WOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

I was so excited I booked a flight to Hollywood just so I could kick Steve Buschemi in the sack and challenge John Travolta to a break dance fight. Mission accomplished.

I figured that since we were in Hollywood, we might as well make a movie. I asked Bosh Donkey for ideas.

"meow"

"WOW YOU'RE RIGHT! ..We should totally make a movie about how bosh Scruggs is."

So now we're cruising around town in my moped, with Scruggs in the side-side car when I decided to do donuts until be barfed all over the place. 57 people saw it and almost died. I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.

Some dude gave me $12,000 to pitch movie ideas to him, so what do you think I did? I punched Earl Scruggs in the ear while Bosh donkey pissed on his feet. The dude was laughing so hard he exploded. Scruggs started crying, so I lit up a cigarette and shoved it up his ass and told him to fuck off. He listened.

It had been a long day, so I got Bosh Donkey a whore and we all got real drunk. Vic Wooten landed his helicopter on the roof of the bar and joined us for some shots. Soon enough, we had a real party going. Molly Hatchet came by just to check it out. Thats how bosh it was.

Years later, I looked over and Bosh Donkey was humping the whore I got him. She seemed to enjoy it.

Trashbag the BOSH came outa left field and started eating garbage. Molly Hatchet played their guitars so loud that the cops came to party. Scruggs stammered into the bar and asked for a beer, I told the bartender to put it on my tab. Scruggs was served his drink but i stole it and funnelled it on the spot. He looked at me like a bitch so I punched him in the neck and told him to fuck off.


Some dude happened to be video taping all of this and my movie was made. Me and Bosh Donkey made like $6 hundge so we bought a ton of oatmeal and dropped it over the starving nations of Africa from our helicopter.

"It's good to have you back, Bosh Donkey"

"meow"



"Wow... ..deep"


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Submitted by scourge at 2007-08-30 14:36:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2007-01-26 12:07:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by v8lover at 2007-01-26 11:52:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2006-07-01 20:29:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Tell Bosh Donkey that Mary Jane says hi. Also, I had a dream with Earl Scruggs in it last night and I am not even kidding.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-07-01 20:10:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-07-01 09:18:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

So I'm reading this and suddenly WTF SNEAK ATTACK BONAR!!!3213!!1!`1`1
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-07-01 20:10:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

it means quit being such an idiot, scruggs lover

Submitted by Happily_Agnostic at 2006-07-01 15:44:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Dude, whats "BOSH"? I mean, what the fuck does it mean?

Submitted by Gunslinger at 2006-07-01 09:18:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

So I'm reading this and suddenly WTF SNEAK ATTACK BONAR!!!3213!!1!`1`1

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-07-01 03:53:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

hhahahhaahha

Submitted by bart made me laugh at 2006-06-30 23:23:51 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Pure shit.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-30 18:05:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

those words are too big for me to understand during hour 9 of an 11 hour work day.


but you're right

its fuckin BOSH

Submitted by Teephphah at 2006-06-30 17:57:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Someone once told me that these posts were formulaic and contrived.


I don't care if they are or not, they're fucking BOSH and that's all I know.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-30 17:28:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

haha ok

i have 37 awesome ideas already

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2006-06-30 17:21:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Naw. Next time you're feelin' Bosh and write another Bosh adventure, write me in it. I'm pretty good and unnerving and unsettling people. It's a hobby. I could fuck with Scrugg's head while you lit cigarettes and nodded in agreement.


He'll be sucking his thumb by the time I'm through with him. Yessireebob!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-30 17:15:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

doooooooooooooooooo it




peon - sadly, I just forgot to mention it :(

Submitted by mockidol at 2006-06-30 17:14:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I don't hate you.

I just don't find this "BOSH" shit even remotely funny. It's like catchphrase hell.

And you can obviously write with partial intelligence.
(Such a waste.)

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2006-06-30 17:10:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Yeah, I've always wanted to attempt to do a Bosh post but I'm too sceeeered to try.

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2006-06-30 17:08:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Glad to see you are smoking a lil less

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-30 17:00:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

hahahahaha the pulsehead queers hate me

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-30 16:58:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

sure thing ethel!

*SLAP*

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2006-06-30 16:56:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

WELL SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME ETHEL! HE'S BACK!

Until you came along, I was beginning to believe that I only imagined Molly Hatchet and they didn't really exist.


Thank you for validating me. Now maybe they'll take this straightjacket off of me and let me go home.




I'll still come back for the meds they shoot in my buttocks though. I quite like them.

Submitted by Hadley at 2006-06-30 16:56:37 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-30 16:52:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

sharkyballs?

Submitted by mockidol at 2006-06-30 16:51:54 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

yes bosh man. I do in fact fondle balls.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-30 16:49:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

mokidol fondles scruggs' sharkyballs whilst listening to old ub40 records.

Submitted by mockidol at 2006-06-30 16:38:13 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by marginwalker at 2006-06-30 16:28:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Love it.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-30 15:55:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You're welcome, icarus1987, you're welcome.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2006-06-30 15:39:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

If this were any more Bosh, the Goonies would all have simultaneous orgasms so powerful the universe would cave in on itself. Thank you for maintaining control.

Submitted by firefly at 2006-06-30 15:04:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by livEvil at 2006-06-30 14:20:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

dude, that's bosh!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-30 13:26:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

bosh donkey and scruggs are different kinds of bosh.. but its up to you to decide



and scruggs is an idiot

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-30 13:26:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-30 13:09:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

~~~FLIRTIN WITH DISASTER~~~
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FUCKING YES


**AIR GUITAR**

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-30 13:25:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

few have succeeded in writing bosh compisitions. Attempt at your own risk!

Submitted by Poots at 2006-06-30 13:10:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I think that bosh donkey should hee haw but be kitty cat sized. Then the world would be perfect. Then there would be balance. I'll write it up if that's ok.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-06-30 13:09:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

~~~FLIRTIN WITH DISASTER~~~

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-06-30 13:09:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Skatch at 2006-06-30 13:06:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Is Bosh donkey more Bosh than Scruggs? I wonder...

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-30 12:59:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by the_lone_stranger at 2006-06-30 12:58:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

For having a cat named Bosh Donkey.

And for feeding starving antions (sic) with $6 worth of oatmeal.


My cat is named Busty. She's a Blaxican. See here:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/35618

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-06-30 12:56:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I forget which post bosh donkey was from?

Submitted by Webered at 2006-06-30 12:56:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I AM TEH MASTAR! ZOMG!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-06-30 12:52:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

NATIONS


Homer: This place is depressing.

Grampa: Hey! I live here.

Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it.

-- Homer Simpson
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