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When God? When do I get to be a man?

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2006-07-03 00:19:48 EDT
Rating: 1.55 on 23 ratings (23 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

What exactly makes a “Man”? Is it his clothes? His car? His house, job, and money?

No.

I say this only because I have all of the above, yet at nearly 24 years of age, I do not feel like a “man”, in the sense that I see my father, uncle and mentors as men. Instead I view myself as a mediocre adult. By the time my parents were 24, they had already gotten married, and a baby Cali was causing all kinds of havoc. Imagine even one-hundred years ago… where I would have my own farm and a 16-year-old wife knocked up with triplets.

I realize that I have a very important job that has an impact on this world (depending of course on your own personal beliefs). People’s lives are constantly put in my hands. I also had a close brush with fatherhood. (Check out some of my older posts for more background)

So with that being said, why am I questioning my manhood?

There is one piece of the puzzle missing. A secret ingredient that can mean the difference between a Thanksgiving dinner, and your elementary school’s Sloppy Joes.

But first, lets check out some men who have discovered the missing part of the equation.. Don’t worry, they are fully clothed… I promise…


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Submitted by darko at 2006-07-10 08:51:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I don't deserve to have my rating on this post.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2006-07-03 19:24:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Some people cultivate on their upper lip what
grows wild around my asshole. :-D

Submitted by mattnotharry at 2006-07-03 18:56:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for that Dirty Sanchez

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy at 2006-07-03 18:35:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I pwn you when it comes to mustache growability.
PWN YOU!1

Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2006-07-03 18:08:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hmm, creepy.

WHAT ABOUT JESUS??? HE ALSO HAD A MOUSTACHE AND SILLY HAIR!!!

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-07-03 16:04:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Why is Candy locked in your van? Was she a bad girl?

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2006-07-03 13:20:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-07-03 05:01:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-03 04:52:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

You look like Ron Jeremy.

Without the wicked locks.

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I think you meant "Without the wicked cock"

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Is it really that wicked though?? I can't get past his face and body to bare watching one of his videos

Submitted by HHH at 2006-07-03 11:19:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by alwayspeach1 (user info) at 2006-07-03 11:11:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

According to some, your man Cary also enjoyed himself some cock. Check out his bio on wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cary_Grant

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Yeah, but at least he knew how to enjoy his LSD.

Submitted by alwayspeach1 at 2006-07-03 11:11:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

According to some, your man Cary also enjoyed himself some cock. Check out his bio on wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cary_Grant

Submitted by swine_powered_hate_machine at 2006-07-03 10:54:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You do look like Ron Jeremy.

Submitted by scourge at 2006-07-03 10:39:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

G
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Submitted by kaos-king at 2006-07-03 05:52:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fucking Christ...

I'll accept this. Good job.

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2006-07-03 05:01:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-03 04:52:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

You look like Ron Jeremy.

Without the wicked locks.

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I think you meant "Without the wicked cock"

Submitted by DeathJester at 2006-07-03 04:53:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Like new Har Mar.

Submitted by DeathJester at 2006-07-03 04:52:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You look like Ron Jeremy.

Without the wicked locks.

Submitted by darko at 2006-07-03 04:48:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 hitler

Submitted by Berty at 2006-07-03 04:32:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Silly rabbit, everyone knows that a man is made by his pimp hat.

Submitted by williamson at 2006-07-03 04:30:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I've shaved my moustache place like twic or thrice in my life. Nothing grows there, it's like the Sahara of my face.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-07-03 01:40:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Mustache rides make me feel all funny.

Submitted by eatyourvitamins at 2006-07-03 01:05:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I was thinking pedo before I even saw the van.

+2 for thinking of it first.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2006-07-03 00:23:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Uneasy as I am with the Hitler quasi-accolades portion of this post, I still feel it merits a +2.

Shame about your lip-hair though. I can give you the number of a good waxing salon.

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2006-07-03 00:23:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You see the problem with this is if you make a mistake on the computer, you can just delete it rather than writing over it with red squiggles, plus this was stupid, therefore you may eat my shit

Submitted by Sockster at 2006-07-03 00:22:04 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Wasn't interesting enough to keep me readint the whole thing.

But I do want candy.


Homer: Hey, Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing,
and we can't both win.

Flanders:
Actually, Simpson, we were praying that no one gets hurt.

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