The BOSH Man! SAVES THE DAY!!!Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-07-25 12:19:57 EDT
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So there I was walking down the street minding my own business when all of a sudden I stopped some random dude and told him about how fuckin bosh I was. He opened his eyes real wide and started nodding in agreement. This went on for 3 days. Eventually, he nodded in agreement so hard his head fell off. Some chick took one good look at what happened and shit her pants/exploded. I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.
I went to take the GMATs and got a perfect score. All kinds of colleges were offering me money to enroll in their university, but do you think I need that shit?
I just took a dump in their scholarship letters and mailed it to the dean. I heard some places were so scared/confused about this they shut down their operations and opened up a hot dog stand in Boise.
I hopped on my moped and started doing cock push-ups while doing wheelies when all of a sudden I ran over some dude’s prize winning Doberman.
“Hey man that dog was a faggot anyways, lets go bang Scruggs’ mom.. that would really save the day"
This dude was obviously mondo bosh. I gave him a high 5, top gun style (where you give a high 5 and then continue your forward momentum and give him a backwards 5 in the same motion) and lit up 4 cigarettes. I shoved 2 up the doberman’s ass and told him to fuck off. If he was still alive, he would have listened.
For the sake of argument, we’ll call this dude Colonel Beefhawk.
Colonel Beefhawk had a pretty bosh idea about opening a restaurant that served waterproof tacos. It was such a bosh idea I did a cartwheel.
Sure enough, we made like $53 big ones that day and got all the waterproof tacos we wanted. I built a cannon powered by the riffs of Molly Hatchet and slung waterproof tacos and sharky balls at Scrugg’s house until the dawn of time.
The Kid who Knows Everything came out of left field and started clapping excitedly.
I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.