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A.D.D - Amy's Abortion

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-07-28 10:21:11 EDT
Rating: 1.92 on 21 ratings (21 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

The other day I was playing Sega Genesis with Amy’s abortion. We beat Altered Beast in under 8 minutes WITHOUT cheat codes. I opened the window and tightrope walked across some power lines to Scruggs’s place and told him to make me some hamburger helper with a side of robots. He just gave me a scared/confused look so I punched him in the side-neck and put on a power rangers dvd.

Amy’s abortion sludged its way over and we threw a kickass party. All kinds of babes from all across the lands came over and we all had a ‘Connect 4’ tournament. I was matched up against the hottest babe in all the lands in the finals, and I whooped her in 3 moves.

Toss that around for a bit ..if you like it, take it. If not, send it right back.

What am I writing again? Oh yea.. Power Rangers. I’m pretty sure I knocked up the pink ranger which was why the show was cancelled. Optimus Prime hosted the shower because hes such a bitch.













Sorry bout that.. A bird flew into my bay window so I had to go outside and steal its wings so I could fly into the caverns of the infinite. It didn’t work.

So now I’m sittin’ here with a broken leg and a child support bill and I cant find my Sega. I guess you could say Amy’s abortion fucked me bigtime.

On a related topic, I think I’m going to-


OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ACORN.



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Submitted by scourge at 2007-08-30 14:36:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by fun_with_needles at 2006-08-04 00:59:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Lights up Amy's abortion in agreement

Submitted by beeltea at 2006-08-01 06:59:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is the BOSHest of posts.

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-07-28 17:31:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Yall remember Tommy the Green ranger? I fucking met him when I was like 9. I got my picture with him too.

Submitted by gonefiguring at 2006-07-28 17:07:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I like this ADD thing.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-07-28 15:35:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

<lights up a cigarette, nods in agreement>

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2006-07-28 15:08:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:44:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

The original black Ranger was played by a black dude and the original yellow power ranger was a chinese girl...interesting.
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She died.... not bosh

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-07-28 12:28:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Two in one post!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-07-28 12:27:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

The letter 'N' is stupid.

I hate it.

I have trouble making a good looking capital 'N'. I don't know why. M's are ok and I have no trouble with 'W' which is kind of similar I guess. Lower case 'n's' aren't much of a problem. But God damn do I hate Upper 'N's. I usually try to write it in one fluid motion, so that the left most vertical line in an 'N' I draw bottom up. Then I come diagonally down from top left to bottom right, then finally up on the other side.. all without my pen leaving the paper. This is the only letter in the alphabet (that has at least one vertical line), where I use the technique of one motion for letter writing. Every other capital letter I have to pick my pen up and add where I left off.

Except 'W' ..but 'W' is cool.. its the only multi-syllable letter in the alphabet.



J's bother me too. Remind me of an asshole version of 'T'.

"oh look at me, i'm a 'T' except better, because I have this faggot half circle that goes to the left."

Yea right, bitch. You and 'N' can go fuck right off.

For this reason, New Jersey is my least favorite state.

Submitted by loki at 2006-07-28 11:05:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

damn that scooge

Submitted by BobLobla at 2006-07-28 10:57:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2006-07-28 10:54:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by kaos-king at 2006-07-28 10:54:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was almost as Bosh as that time you opened a casino run entirely by penguins...

Submitted by scourge at 2006-07-28 10:50:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Perfect entry boshman.

This was BOSH.

And very A.D.D.

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2006-07-28 10:48:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

8 car wrecks + 2 abortions = mental hospital

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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-07-28 10:47:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

yea man the red ranger was SATAN. I heard he was hesitant about taking the role because of the racial injustice.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2006-07-28 10:44:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The original black Ranger was played by a black dude and the original yellow power ranger was a chinese girl...interesting.

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2006-07-28 10:34:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

i smiled. i forgot about the pink ranger.

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-07-28 10:27:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

dude this is....whats that word again?

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-07-28 10:22:30 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-07-28 10:22:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2



Homer: Little baby batter,
Can't control his bladder!

Burns: Mmm...Crude, but I like it. What do you say we freshen up out
little drinkie poos?

Homer: Don't mind if I do.

Dancin' Homer