A.D.D - Amy's AbortionSubmitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-07-28 10:21:11 EDT
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The other day I was playing Sega Genesis with Amy’s abortion. We beat Altered Beast in under 8 minutes WITHOUT cheat codes. I opened the window and tightrope walked across some power lines to Scruggs’s place and told him to make me some hamburger helper with a side of robots. He just gave me a scared/confused look so I punched him in the side-neck and put on a power rangers dvd.
Amy’s abortion sludged its way over and we threw a kickass party. All kinds of babes from all across the lands came over and we all had a ‘Connect 4’ tournament. I was matched up against the hottest babe in all the lands in the finals, and I whooped her in 3 moves.
Toss that around for a bit ..if you like it, take it. If not, send it right back.
What am I writing again? Oh yea.. Power Rangers. I’m pretty sure I knocked up the pink ranger which was why the show was cancelled. Optimus Prime hosted the shower because hes such a bitch.
Sorry bout that.. A bird flew into my bay window so I had to go outside and steal its wings so I could fly into the caverns of the infinite. It didn’t work.
So now I’m sittin’ here with a broken leg and a child support bill and I cant find my Sega. I guess you could say Amy’s abortion fucked me bigtime.
On a related topic, I think I’m going to-
OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ACORN.