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"Ice, Ice, Baby" OR "What am I doing at the South Pole?"

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2006-08-14 21:23:32 EDT
Rating: 1.97 on 46 ratings (46 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

*Worse title EVER*


From August until January, we fly missions down to Antarctica. They say the weather is warmer during this time. Whoever came up with that theory should be shot…

We deliver tons upon tons of supplies to scientists that are stuck there all year long. What they do down there, I couldn’t begin to tell you. Well, they DO smoke an assload of pot. That much is for sure. Just imagine a small community of stereotypical tree-hugging hippies. That’s about as well as I can describe it.

Months of seclusion make these people pretty crazy. This one guy Jared (whom you’ll see at the end of the collage) walks up to me out of the blue, and simply states: “I like to sniff bologna when I masturbate.”

We stage out of Christchurch, New Zealand. It’s a pretty nice area, and for some unknown reason, the women absolutely love Americans. Tattoos are cheap as hell, also. We have flown two missions so far, and have two more to go before heading over to Hawaii for a couple days, and then back home.

I can’t even find the words to describe how cold it is down there. I could only take 3 to 4 pictures at a time since my camera would literally freeze.

All in all, it’s been a great experience, and I’d like to share some of it with you.



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Submitted by Mike-Mc at 2007-09-11 04:46:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2007-09-10 23:02:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2007-08-28 15:57:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

this fucking rules, great photos

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2007-08-23 12:44:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I TOTALLY MISS WINTER!


not. summer lasted like 3 fucking weeks this year. it's already fall...fuck that.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-08-23 12:18:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

sick

Submitted by Crystle at 2007-08-16 17:52:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

really should stay best ever too.


I didnt' see this last year.. it's AWESOME

Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-08-16 17:17:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

best evar

Submitted by Sinistral at 2006-09-24 21:37:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2006-08-15 23:07:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I prefer salami.

Submitted by NerfHerder at 2006-08-15 19:06:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

FUCKING COOL

Submitted by ahumblefool at 2006-08-15 17:11:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

One of the coolest things I have seen on here in some time.

Submitted by Hypatia86 at 2006-08-15 11:23:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Sounds like fun. Hows freezing your ass off?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2006-08-15 11:05:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

holy shit thats awesome!

Submitted by kaos-king at 2006-08-15 11:00:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2006-08-15 09:55:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

If there's a problem,
Yo, I'll solve it.
Check out the hook,
while the DJ revolves it.

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2006-08-15 09:44:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

try scraping it out of your wife's fat asshole

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-08-15 09:40:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Where can I pick up a half ton of that giant balogna?

Submitted by Pentameter at 2006-08-15 09:14:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Sweet Jesus...the pics are pretty but I would fucking despise being there.

Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre at 2006-08-15 03:54:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Alright STOP
Colaborate and LISTEN
Ice is (subliminal linkwhored http://www.ubersite.com/m/91817) back with a brand new addition
SOMETHING
Takes a hold of me tightly...

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey at 2006-08-15 02:57:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

OOOOOOOH! That last picture is preeeeety!

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-08-15 02:39:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

those are fucking beautiful

Submitted by Adamdidit2u at 2006-08-15 02:32:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Davros at 2006-08-15 02:13:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Cool pics. (Pun intended).

-Dave

Submitted by Siren at 2006-08-15 02:05:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Beautiful pics. And you can tell Jared that I, too, include lunch meats in my masturbatory rituals.

Submitted by JoeyG at 2006-08-15 01:23:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for the last pic - very cool!!

Submitted by rob_berg at 2006-08-15 00:42:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

cooooool.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-08-15 00:38:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i am jealous

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2006-08-14 22:53:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wow!

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2006-08-14 22:41:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-14 22:31:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

heard there was a navy base down there. is it still around?

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You know, I'm not 100% sure. The only thing I know MIGHT be around is one owned by Chile.

But it's kinda hard buying into Chile actually HAVING a Navy...

Submitted by rockdocc at 2006-08-14 22:31:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

heard there was a navy base down there. is it still around?

Submitted by BobLobla at 2006-08-14 22:25:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

FILENAME

Submitted by Axolotl at 2006-08-14 22:22:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Antarctica > Emus > Rabbits > ?

Submitted by apollo88 at 2006-08-14 22:18:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yes well, CLEARLY, I was on my period then.


Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2006-08-14 22:11:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:39:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*shiver*
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Rumor has it that it's colder than a witch's tit down there. . .

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2006-08-14 22:02:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:21:49 (#)
Ranking: 0


i hope you die in a mortar attack on your burger king ridden barracks.


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Man, you have come a long way.

Submitted by GodChicken at 2006-08-14 21:59:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I would kill to go there for just one day.

It's on my list of places to go before I die.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2006-08-14 21:59:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i've always wanted to fly in a plane and look out the front rather than the sides.

awesome.

post more of this stuff please.

Submitted by dr_weazel at 2006-08-14 21:55:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Christchurch girls love anything with a cock and two legs... well, actually, I'd be surprised if "two legs" wasn't an optional requirement...
I hope for your sake you wore a condom dude. If not, get checked quick.

And tattoos are cheap here? Fuck, you could've fooled me!
Maybe they're just cheap down in Christchurch.
Maybe whoever you went to sucks.

Auto NZ mention +2

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2006-08-14 21:53:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by RPharazon (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:46:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

C-17s make me a happy boy.

+2. Woo.

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Yeah well, they're not all fun. Read some of my older posts to see just a portion of the crap I've put up with while flying them.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2006-08-14 21:47:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

that last photo is very, very, cool.


Submitted by RPharazon at 2006-08-14 21:46:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

C-17s make me a happy boy.

+2. Woo.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2006-08-14 21:43:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-08-14 21:39:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*shiver*

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-08-14 21:30:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2006-08-14 21:26:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

get a big maori tattoo you'll regret

Submitted by stok at 2006-08-14 21:25:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

no way is that guy gonna share that bologna


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very little in common.

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The Last Temptation of Homer